Metro Edition
>accidentally put a sweetener in my tea
Literally undeinkable now
this game is LOW energy. Very sad!
HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA
>>74662431
Better be Stevia, lad.
lmao what a turn of event
>Whatever bunch of customers lose will cry milk cup
The epic banter of /sp/ can't be topped desu.
>>74662912
Do you not what the milk cup was?
Underaged twats need to off themselves
>>74662912
United already got the milk cup in the bag Canada style yo.
I'm going to keep watching so I can see two sets of customers get mad af
this is fastest moving english match thread in yonks
Reminder this is the darkest time since Munich
>>74663131
>>74663131
>>74663131
What's going on here, lads?
Dribble drobble
>>74663162
would join the alt right and incite a race war for her
>>74663170
top lmao
What would Hazard have to do to win the Balon D'or this season?
>>74662376
does this slip for chelsea lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqubvCJEL6U
Bailey Jay still doesn't do proper hardcore where she gets anally destroyed
Why live bros?
ABUs seething right now
>Make deliberate efforts to foul a certain player left, right and centre
>Cry when this results in one of your players getting sent off
You aren't an ABU are you anon? :^3
need cara
i got naked on a football pitch last weekend lads
and now my picture is in all the papers
t.fucked
>why are we watching this semen-slurping sport, Anon?
>tfw no gf to affectionately jerk me off when im too tired/lazy to do it myself
literally the only thing i want a gf for.
>>74663167
Because United customers don't actually go the game they all just shitpost on /sp/ and social media
Marcos Alonso killed another human being and got away with it
Hazard to Madrid when?
Based Lineker with the friendly banter.
>£22.50
Do I get one lads?
>>74663170
Jose Mourinho is my generation’s tragedy. Our Hillsborough. He is our South Yorkshire police.
>>74663194
>Two soft tackles = a red
Nice reffing you got there pedro
What makes you a better fan than this guy /sp/?
>>74663167
The reason the fa cup has been dying is because of the lack of big matchups like this. A couple of top four teams get knocked out early when playing their youth squads and it kills the tournament and you end up with boring one-sided finals with wigan, CP, hull, villa, etc. You need a couple of upsets but four big teams in the semis for the fa cup to stay releant
>>74663222
bit much
>>74663171
You tell us.
>>74663229
i support shit teams
>post yfw cheeky ibra goal in 89th min
me in the middle
FUCK THIS REF BALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sigh
>>74663170
>This is not my club anymore, this is fecking circus!!
>you fecking moronic so-called fans can suck my huge shiny swninging plums
>poobag
>>74663222
>still supporting hull in the allam era
it's doesn't even feel like the same club any more lad
>>74663225
Second one was a clear Yellow, the first one was a harsh yellow card
any webms of the red card?
>>74663205
o.O wow!
Phil Jones is elite
ELITE!
who cares about the fans of these teams?
>>74663225
It was kind of an eric cartman move from oliver. A listen to me or else kind of thing.
>old
>>74663245
That's the last cries of real United fans before they get replaced by customers from London and Singapore
>>74663262
Neither team has any real fans anymore.
>>74663170
That lad was speaking the truth, im still not convinced by Mourinho
Why was Mkhitaryan subbed so quickly? Was he injured?
>>74663233
I always enjoy the FA Cup but this season has been a step up compared to recent years, the logjam at the top of the league means they're all going for the FA Cup too. It's gonna be great.
>>74663236
What a twat.
The refs lost the game the madman
>>74663229
the fact that they're losing 2-1 just makes it 10x funny
>>74663218
who is he going to replace?
>>74663236
If only you showed such dedication to your paki club that you're showing to a random guy who bullies you on the internet
>>74663274
red card for ander
>>74663274
Tactical sub after the red card.
>>74663274
think it was just to shore up the midfield
should have been rashford imo
>>74663208
You killed palestinians for 65 years and got away with it.
Reminder if the referees were fair United would be level with Chelsea on points.
This game shows the 2 are evenly matched, even with Chelsea at home, and referees had to tip it in their favour
>>74662376
I can't decide who the better manager right now. Conte is our man but Mou was without a doubt on of the best we ever had.
>>74663162
>>74663181
It's funny how most peaple can't appreacheate classiness and pureness these days.
>>74663192
Your'e a faggot. go to your friends to tumbler.
0-2 United AET
for sure
>>74663291
Palestinians deserve to be killed tho
You think they'd let me be a ballman? Like an adult version of a ballboy I mean.
i bet Kante has such a firm arse
Willian is literally the new Anderson.
>>74663258
holy fuck how is that a man
>>74663266
Good, good
Another game ruined by refball
>>74663304
If you offer your boipussy, yes
>>74663296
How lewd.
>>74663305
gay tbqh
>>74663307
Not even remotely close in any way outside of hair and nationality
>>74663296
>nein Hans nicht mein skirt film the flowers
>Next person to foul this player is getting a yellow
>Only person already on a yellow decides he should step up to the plate and make a silly tackle a few seconds later
Outstanding
>>74663313
It has a dick
>>74663285
> Being this triggered from being revealed as a customer.
>>74663313
The collarbone and upper chest are very boyish
>poonited
gg
Kante is shit get him off
KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE
theeeere we go
KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ KANTÉ
CUSTOMERS BTFO
BAHAHAHAHA
MUNICH MUNICH MUNICH
>>74663298
That pussy bulge is a little big, don't you think?
KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE
Beckham looking like Keanu Reeves
Game over
>>74663302
why? religious palestinians are bros. can't say the same for religious jews i've met. non-religious ones are basically the same.
KANTE TAKING CUSTOMERS TO TRAINING
>MOUYES
>MOUYES
>MOUYES
fucking goat
Oh hey Poogba.....
KANTE BELIEVE IT!
N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO N'GOLO
K A N T E
A
N
T
E
ogre
>DE GAY
SMALL FRENCH ALIEN MAN
KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE
>cost one third of Pogba
>mfw
>>74663296
Wtf is that Graf?
WAHEYYY
THE BLACK MESSI
Fashion
BASED N'GOLO
MY FRIEND
KANTE KANTE KANTE
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>74663315
>Thank God we've got that official diesel partner lads the first half been shit our official petrol partner let us down
>Chelsea score
>Goddamit where's our official Hybrid engine partner when we need them?!
KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER! KANTE THE UNITED KILLER!
>manure just standing around
KANGOAT
>>74663355
t. Ahmed Bin Al Humayad
>>74663336
>>Next person to foul this player is getting a yellow
hmm yes, this is exactly how refereeing works
>mouyes
KANTE'D
Pogba is a great french midfielder in the premier league.....
....HOWEVER
N'GOATLO
>>74663346
What did he mean by this?
>stream lagging and freezing
A goall will happen soon
>>74663346
Apologize
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Activate it
>>74663346
Good post
>>74663346
WEW
CUSTOMERS BTFO
BAHAHAHAHA
MUNICH MUNICH MUNICH
>>74663346
Good post
BLOOTER
Reminder Kante literally cost 1/3 as much as Pogba
why does he only score against us? why is he such an ABU?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Boring desu
SMALL BLACK NON-DABBING FRENCH MAN >>>>>>>>>>>>> BIG BLACK DABBING MOUSSA SISSOKO
Pogba needs to be dropped for that didn't even challenge
>>74663296
what am i looking at here?
NGOLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How is Drogba still alive?
>I SAID PICK UP THE SOAP UNITED
Does this confirm Kante is better than Makelelele?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BITCH DAB
>flopba defends like shit and kante scores
Wow!
>>74663346
>>74663378
Cunt. Glad those leaks exposed him for the cunts he is.
Based Kante
KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE
just give him player of the year already
>>74663404
The call that saved Stamford Bridge.
>>74663233
You should thank villa for saving you from a steevie g wank fest
>>74663346
Have a (You)
>He used to play for local team
Why did you leave so early N'Golo?
>>74663324
>>74663331
>>74663373
Actually, I posted the wrong file. I was going to most a funney meme pic...
>Manure
>mouyes
>Poobag
>customers
Seriously can't wait for Kante to play in the Champions League and see how he does against the Bayern or Barca midfield.
>>74663430
HAHAHAHAHA
>the city of de gay
>>74663390
>arab
lol no
Reminder that a white mother of mixed-race child would have more genetically in common with a random white person on the street than with her own child
>>74663439
You're getting a bit delusional there leaf
>>74663346
Mmm
if the prem was like other leagues chelsea would buy kane and alexis this summer.
city would buy alli or bellerin
united would buy mane
>Kante has actually gotten better since signing from Leicester
HERRERA>KANTE
HERRERA>KANTE
HERRERA>KANTE
HERRERA>KANTE
HERRERA>KANTE
>giving (you)s to this guy shitting on kante who clearly posted after he watched the goal go in
>2 goals this season
>Both against United
Who /extripfag/ here?
>>74663430
SHOOKED
I hope Conte tries to rile up the crowd even more today.
>>74663430
he's in for a shocker
Kanté scored only 2 goals this season.
Both against United
>>74663434
>pic
Get out!
>>74663459
probably is tbf
How fucking weak were those attempts to defend from Pogba and Rojo. Fucking pathetic.
>manchester united could've bought 3 Kante's with what they paid for Pogba
>89m
>scared to get mud on his shorts
>>74663430
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>customers
>>74663434
FUCK THIS CUNT.
this thread moves so fast nobody will notice I like playing 3-5-2
>>74662380
I honestly hate every last one of you. Do people avoid you at parties? Crowd you out in conversations and exclude you? Its because they don't want to be with you. Or they're embarrassed.
Every single thread, every single post, every single picture manages to be more inane, silly, stupid than the last. It's impossible to keep track.
This won't change though. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be shit without end.
>>74663472
KEK
STERLING defensive contribution by Pogba for that goal.
>went to the corner store at half time to buy tea
>stand there for like 10 seconds waiting for my receipt
>they don't print automatically
>cashier asks if i want a receipt
>"n-no"
>"thanks for stopping by"
>"y-you too"
i wish i was never vaccinated
>>74663480
>>74663425
Doubt I would be looking up at a manlet like Kante
>de gay is good
Kante is god. Is there anything he can't do?
>>74663472
creased
>>74663490
runt
KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE
>poogba
>degay
>>74663458
>British post-brexit science
>>74663447
Is it Steffi Graf though?
Kante = goat ?
I WANT POGBA OUT!
>>74663498
Don't make me kill you
>>74663430
fake
>>74663496
he's getting paid to dab and sell shirts to customers, not play defense
>>74663496
>le let Kante score everytime against you man
>>74663391
Why isn't it? Utd were in danger of injuring Hazard with the way they were playing so the referee had to let them know to cut it out. It's not like he just picked a player at random and gave them a yellow, Herrera did commit a foul so he can get carded for it.
Customers getting mad as fuck KEK
>>74663430
Dave with how much you're shooting I swear you better do a fucking Dab if you get one right
>>74663458
No use reminding here there aren't any white women around
>>74663472
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/ander-herrera-vs-ngolo-kant%C3%A9-thread-has-gone-well.427163/
kek
How much better is Kante than Pogba? Totally or just absolutely?
>250M roster
>needing a black midget from leicester to score vs a 10 man europa league team
>>74663472
Hehe
>>74663501
>1 (one) goal vs 2 (two) yellows
Herrera has made twice the contribution of Kante
>>74663506
>Jews denying white racial superiority
Hmmm...makes you think...
>>74663498
Piss off.
where are the man utd customers now lmao
STOP GIVING AZZA THE BALL HE'S GIVING ME EYE CANCER
>>74663516
https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/840513139192020992
>>74663497
I would have said the same thing tbqh
Good, I want out of this shit competition
>>74663539
He's not talking about superiority though, he's talking about the notion that a woman would have more in common with a random person on the street than her own child.
>based braided hair Willian is back
Which is the better deal?
>Pogba £100m
>Kante £30m
>>74663531
>no trademarked emoji
Kante a shit
A SHIT
>>74663534
2 poogba roster
I'm condused senpai, what would you do if the team you support starts doing retarded stuff like paying 98 millions for a dabbing Dembele?
>>74663458
>People are genuinely this stupid in the 21st century in one of the wealthiest nations on earth
>>74663532
tfw to intelligent
>>74663557
>customers this assblasted
>>74663571
eric no ;_;
>>74663571
Dembele is sick
>>74663458
>/pol/ science
>>74663566
Pogba is the better role model for young black kids.
T-BO
>>74663573
>one of the wealthiest nations on earth
>united kingdom
Cahill is absolute garbage LMAO
>TRASHFORD
nice finishing
>trashford
>>74663458
Lmao you're a retard
OH FUG, TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT
they should change his name to CANte
>Luiz
>Cahill
REEEEE
>>74663566
For me, it's the Pogboom
>>74663560
this is of course true
i am guessing he was trying to banter but turns out he is german
also
>trashford
TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO TEBO
>shitford
>>74663571
Desu after a while you start liking it, it happened with me with Torres.
>>74663566
I'm a chelsea fan but pogba after another 7 seasons could well prove to be the better deal if he rediscovers his juve form
He did all the hard work, as well.
>>74663571
Dabbing Dembele isn't fair to Dembele, since he's actually good.
England you've got a proper striker on ur hands here
Fuckk
ah yes the wasting chances meme strikes again
:^)
TYBOLT COURTTOYS
>luiz
>cahill
>luiz
>cahill
>>74663608
That feel when got my excuses ready
>Rashit
Marjust Justford
>trashford
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
>cashit back to backing off into his own goal
get terry in there asap
>dat speed
Cahill is so shit 1 vs 1
guys I met 2 chicks from manchester in iceland last year and they liked how I said "proper" anything. Is this proper maymay still alive and well in england?
>Like watching playstation football there
>tallest team in the league
>worst team at corners
>sideshow bob defending
>>74663458
You are not white, Ahmed.
>>74663580
eric yes.
>>74663593
>still this butthurt over the falklands
tbf we are a terrible country though
>people going >Rashit
>Costa misses a sitter
Hurr Durr Costa is world class
>trashford
>cashit
imagine this defending against nerman Suarez or Messi
>>74663593
>this coming from the only nation on earth whose currency has devalued more than ours in 2016
nigger faggot
>>74663618
It's the premier leagues favourite play
>pretend to be shit at defendig so you can counter from the corner
Conte is a genius
>>74663447
>>74663447
>>74663447
>>74663447
>>74663508
>>74663508
>>74663508
>>74663508
Hans you have some explaining to do
>>74663512
no putin pls, i'll buy you a king junior
Rashford will win the Golden Ball within 4 years
why doesn't pogba do something
Why is countering a meme now. Nobody would score in these situations.
>>74663586
Was Pogba worth it? The mandatory reply is obvious enough as all the bigoted haters had to admit after his recent stellar performances, where he was a major contributor to United's return in the title race. But I don't think people fully realize Pogba is worth much more than just being the best midfielder in the world. Look at the list of most expensive football players before this summer - Bale, Ronaldo, Suarez, Zidane, James Rodriguez. All whites. Tell me, how are black muslim kids kicking the ball around in Paris ghettos supposed to indentify with them? Now the oppressed have their own hero, and they'll know that if they work hard enough, they can end up like Pogba - biggest superstar at the biggest club.
>playstation football
>umm other video games consoles are available thank you very much bbc
I just got here.
Who is parking the bus harder?
>>74663652
They devalued the banana again?
>>74663635
Cahill is so shit as a defender
>thanks for buying me dinner anon
b i t c h DAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UugS9l6QvI
>this is what Manchester United FC has become
>tfw chelseas 2nd string CB pairing is Terry Zouma
>>74663667
Who is this female woman?
>Team tries to foul a player out of the game and gets punished for it
>People will argue against this
I hate Chelsea and Hazard but fuck off. If a team was doing what United were to Sanchez I'd want the ref to call them out on it too.
slippy united
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqubvCJEL6U
watching chelsea against man u here reminds me of when i playfight with my little brother whos 8 years younger than me and i just toy with him
Keown just called Rashford 'World Class' for that
Why can't they broadcast no commentary, no rubber
anything else good on TV?
Costa got slapped like a bitch and took it like a bitch. Who really is the bitch in this game?
>>74663667
The only chance Rashford has of winning the Golden Ball, is if they bring that shit gameshow with Jasper Carrott back.
Kanté is fucking BASED
>booing n'goato
why tho?
>>74663685
Macedonia, where the fuck have you been senpai?
>>74663458
Not sure that is true. She shares literally 50% of the genome as an exact copy. More importantly, she shares with her kid 50% of the genes which actually vary amongst the human race. And something like 85% of loci subject to DNA variation is independent of race.
I think that this implies that she would be more related to her kid. I think 50% or more of the loci subject to genomic variation would have to be race-dependent if your statement was to be true.
>>74663698
bender
>>74663680
>asking this in a match with mourinho
>>74663681
We should change our currency to the Freddo. That shite never devalues.
>David Luiz and Gary Cahill will unironically start at WC2018
JUST
nice dive
>>74663660
I posted a request in the waifu/austism thread but I didn't receive a reply yet.
>>74663590
>That refball
Clear pen
>>74663685
sauce on the girl?
kante is white though
reckon jose should put poobag on desu. he'd show kante how to play CM
My god Pogba is SHIT!
>>74663685
who is this babe?
>>74663685
>it's 10am.
>>74663693
She sure has feminine puffy nipples!
>>74663666
backstory?1
>I need a red card to beat the 6th (sixth) place of the Premier
>still struggling against 10 (ten) man
>I'm a good manager
>Slovakia
>ello m8
>ewe mouyes?
>where you wanna park this then?
>>74663722
Cahshit will.
Davirgin, not even called up.
>>74663711
broadchurch m8
>POOBAG
>>74663730
Yeah... and Germany isn't an Islamic country
kek fucking Pogba
>>74663523
>having any idea how punishment works in general
>argie bargie
RACIST
>UnitedWeStand has deleted the Herrera/Kante tweet
HAHAHAAHA
Can we just hurry up and get rid of /pol/. They're not welcome anywhere, but they insist on spreading their garbage wherever they fucking go. Maybe here is the only place they can voice their opinions because they've already been socially ostracised, so they feel this desire to spew it out to us. Like its a basic human need. Go to some other white supremacist website of you want to, you egits.
>1-0 up against 10 men
>Costa still dives
Never change Chelsea
>getting outsang in your own stadium despite winning
>>74663714
>é
>>74663739
>mouyes
>Poobag
This is like watching a bayern bundesliga match. Completely one sided.
>>74663680
Chelsea have a new strategy, park the bus in the box and kick as hard as you can
pogbas performance has been pathetic
>I rate Rashford
You know who's had a shit game? That guy that United bought for 100 Million after letting him go for free
>>74663739
Concentrate on the game Mou
>>74663740
>I posted it again
This is like watching the Haye vs Bellew fight.
If people seriously think Chelsea are world class and can mix it in the CL you're sorely mistaken
>>74663754
salty af
>>74663740
he deleted the tweet
is it just me or are so many more players trying to dive now since that barca psg game?
>>74663758
i'd be annoyed if one of my team's players didn't dive in that situation
>>74663751
>a little bit of argie bargie. Literally.
BBC has the best commentators
>>74663736
Im more interested in some other feminine thing. Post some sauce my man
Lot of long shots today, I am not sure I like it
>>74663672
>Zidane
>White
>>74663685
>tfw she looks exactly like a boy i know
You are now consciously grateful for not being a deluded manc twat
why cant we shoot on target bros?
did united juice the balls?
>>74663711
Speaking of, Tuesdays are annoying right now. Too much on at the same time. Inside Number 9, Catastrophe and As Yet Untitled all at 10.
>>74663757
do you not remember what happened last time they got deleted? All their shit just spread across all the other boards the people never went away
Someone needs to do something about Costa
lmao costa is such a cunt
Why do people post in match threads
>he knows some english
kek
>>74663782
Costa has always been infamous for diving. That's why everyone, beside Chelsea supporters that is, hate him.
Wish Costa and rojo would get a room already. The sexual tension between them makes me really uncomfortable as a devoted Muslim
>>74663770
Who might you be talking about?
Taribo West's dancing brother?
Selfie-taking Papa Bouba Diop?
Twitter-trending Aly Cissoko?
>>74663783
>being this much of a nu-male
>Diego Costa... knows some English
>FUCK OFF
>costa
Looking at it again I'd argue Herrera's foul on Hazard was actually yellow worthy regardless of the "Next play to foul him" shit. Herrera had no chance of getting the ball and was just kicking out at Hazard, very cynical, and those are usually yellows.
First one was soft though.
>>74663807
manure should bring pogba on to rough him up a bit
>>74663798
>implying Man U fans are Mancs
>>74663796
People just don't care, its as simple as that. You're obsessed and it's tiresome.
>>74663775
They can't even put away a Utd team that offer nothing going forward
>using mouyes own tactics against him
kek this is delicious
>he's learned some English
>>74663807
I suggest euthanasia
>Camera pans to the United fans
>Literal Pakis
Glad I support an irrelevant team with a 100% white fanbase
>>74663800
ah yes it's not like you can literally watch anything anytime you want is it
>costa acting like he broke his leg
>rojo pretending not to have heard the whistle, but replay clearly shows him going for the ball with his hands
God damn faggots, both of them.
How did Costa not get a yellow for that.
Such a dirty cunt
>costa acting like he's been shot
what a cunt
>>74663809
They go fast enough to have something resembling a discussion without waiting all day to have two exchanges like in /epl/ or something
>>74663796
>>74663809
Because matches are boring
>"""""Phil""""" Jones
>>74663447
yeah yeah whatever, who is she though and is there more?
mfw cuckstomers are still posting ITT even though they've been absolutely BTFO by contes madmen
koko the gorilla debasing himself again
>>74663500
>Kante is god. Is there anything he can't do?
Walk past an American cop without getting shot.
Yeah Costa is hyperextending his knee but clearly he could maintain his balance when someone comes barging into him Kerry
it's over United are nothing now.
The team I supported for 20 years are but a shadow.
I'm fed up of the pain, I'm fed up of getting so close and then failing to cross the finish line.
I'm fed up of being dominated by our great rivals Chelsea each and every single time we play.
I'm fed up of losing all those goals
I'm fed up of the shit defence
I'm fed up with collapsing each and every fucking year
I'm fed up of the dab jokes
I'm fed up of BEING FUCKING DOMINATED BY BOTTOM HALF SIDES WITH NO GOOD PLAYERS THAT ARE SOME HOW BETTER THAN ALL OF OURS.
I miss the feeling of glory, I miss the feeling of victory. I miss the feeling of having heroes on the pitch, people the world look up to and envy.
Why support something that only leaves you feeling like shit?
That's why I'm supporting City, they can give me those feelings of glory, the feelings I crave. They can fulfill all the dreams I have, they can make me like football again.
I'm sorry United, I really am. I remember the good times but it's over. I can't bare to look at you anymore, every time I look into your eyes I can see the sadness and despair, it's breaking my heart and I can't take it anymore.
goodbye.
>>74663773
>I need a 2016 meme to counter because my team is struggling against 10man 6th place.
I know, things are changing, right? Well, you had Him and you let Him go. Now it's too late.
>>74663757
/pol/ did give us HWNDU not long ago though, and that was fucking great
>>74663788
literally in the filename my mentally challenged sissiboi
martin tyler here, alongside with me, alan smith
>>74663804
Nah, I didn't know about that. Maybe if it stayed deleted they'd eventually leave to other sites.
>>74663680
Is that Tina Yuzuki?
>>74663821
Thanks for that analysis of something which happened nearly an hour ago.
mata when? he needs to hurry up and score against chelsea already
Mourinho is a fucking fraud, how can you keep Pogba on the bench in a game like this? baka desu senpai
stream pls
>>74663855
>fucking a toilet
>Tfw you're a skilled lip reader and didn't even know it
>>74663838
Rojo went to grab the ball because he heard the whistle but Costa tried to kick it away in frustration
>>74663786
>mfw this is one of the half-dozen games that'll be on the BBC this entire season
>mfw you have to listen to Michael Owen instead for 99% of matches
Where's Poogba?
>>74663833
They're doing that on purpose. It's all apparent of the plan of cultural enrichment
What is the actual point of Fellaini though? Does he ever actually contribute anything?
>>74663835
It's still annoying. Channel 4 require you to sign up for 4OD and UKTV's player is a load of wank.
>spend one hundred million pounds on a player
>don't even play him against the top team in the country
bizarre decision
>>74663809
To meme for (You)s
>>74663855
who is better fellaini or poobag?
>>74663861
Did not catch that. Sorry
>all this hate for Costa
>>74663844
her death was p sad
If Chelsea don't score a second soon then United will equalise near the end of the game and then go on to win in extra time/penalties (however this shit works now)
>>74663851
If Wojak wasn't such an old meme I would've been certain that he was based of this very picture. It's like looking at a real life version.
What's a good club that no one will laugh at you for being a customer or bandwagoner for supporting? (can be from EPL, Bund, Liga, Ligue, or Serie)
remember costa was almost fired because he was fucking up with a team built to win the title by 10 points
>>74663871
It's on the BBC
rojo losing it l0l
>>74663879
At the hairdresser
>>74663870
EFL cup was always the objective lad
This is getting sad now
Anyone copped any decent porn lately? Could do with downloading a few new scenes.
kante is white though
>>74663883
I have bad eyesight and he and Pogba are the only players I can recognise from their appearance alone, so there's that
>>74663870
>>74663878
Why can't BT sport hire alan green. He'd work as either the main commentator (despite mostly doing radio) but he could probably be a colour commentator too
>>74663883
Elbowing
Being out of position
Fouling people because he can't control his lanky body
Giving away penalties
Occasionally heading a ball
imagine getting rinsed on the dribble by kante
>kante better RW than willian
waiting for 2 foot rojo and a fellaini elbow
>>74663883
Elbows and headers
>>74663887
torrent
>>74663901
replay at villa park lad
>>74663871
BBC 1
>>74663904
Spurs.
>>74663904
lelverton
>>74663904
Juventus? Maybe Sevilla or Napoli too
New Fleet foxes song out
>>74663855
>>74663855
>The team I supported for 20 years
wow must have been tough
>>74663901
United can't even get out their own half.
>>74663921
imagine being a hooknosed kike whose country is solely responsible for the middle east being fucked and therefore the refugee crisis
The customers just can't believe it.
>Zooms in on more United fans
2 pakis thinking about raping women
>>74663738
>Diana Shurygina, then 16, got drunk in a party, end alone in a room with Sergei Semyonov, 21yo
>Shurygina told the police, Semyonov forced himself on her and beat and raped her.
>The case went to court and, in December 2016, the judge ruled that Semyonov knew Shurygina was underage and understood that she did not want to have sex with him
>. Semyonov was sentenced to eight years in a prison colony for “rape” and “violent acts of a sexual nature.”
>She shows the case at local TV program, nobody believes her
http://www.valeriomontanaro.com/2017/03/09/the-moscow-times-17-year-old-diana-shurygina-was-raped-at-a-party-but-much-of-the-russian-public-believes-she-brought-it-on-herself/
>>74663933
>juventus
are you having a laugh
>>74663927
wtf, i've been watching a shit illegal stream for 70 minutes
>parking the bus when you're 1-0 down
What the fuck does he mean by this?
>>74663746
Had no idea there was a third season
Need to binge watch
>>74663483
And Kante does the job of 2 players with his work rate so essentially united turned down 6 GOATs for Pogblah.
Last season Kante drove to training at Leicester in his Mini. how can one man be so based?
we are playing way too deep into uniteds half classic mou counter attack goal coming up
me and my friend
>>74663881
agreed
((()))
>camera cuts to discouraged brown people, probably Muslims
>>74663929
>>74663933
those are definitely wagon teams
>>74663904
Your local team
>>74663919
Because BT Sport are imbeciles who see a commentator as only being as good as his football career
>>74663941
>>74663944
the posts just make themselves
>>74663940
They'll still pull something out of their arses. It's United.
>GOAT centre mid
>Doesn't do enough flick balls for Barca to bid for him
>Too black for Madrid to bid for him
>Buyern too Jewish to throw 150 million
Is Kante the greatest buy in football?
>>74663944
>>74663937
>white working man's club
>>74663879
He's practicing his dab for when he scores
>>74663937
Holy shit you brought that image up quick. Also very sorry to what's happened to your country
>>74663855
m8. Chelsea fan since '95. Don't shit the bed. Good times will come again, you're rich. I remember before Roman came to us, we were shitty tbqh senpai. Some qaulity players with alot of dross. You've lost a long term manager, wait son. It'll be better soon. Rashford's run was fucking CLASS, and Cary Gayhill isn't, clearly.
Potential is there. See next season, son, and don't support City unless you enjoy being bad at European football because you're basically shit and have no long term plan.
>>74663937
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN EVERYTHING
Why do BBC keep showing Paki fans?
>>74663881
Hardly surprising from the BBC.
>They just did it again
>>74663944
Wonder if my 26 brothers and 90 male cousins made it across the Mediterranean ok.
>>74663963
>probably muslims
they are 60% of united fans
Should've just kept Van Laal desu
united should bring pogba on desu, see if he can turn things around
yeah kante is white though
>>74663937
>Leftwing press: Manchester United have to start winning games or Manchester's Muslims may join ISIS
>>74663973
>Also very sorry to what's happened to your country
Is this some sort of damage control? Try to divert the subject to our country?
>>74663865
Aka Rio, yes.
>>74663937
Nice to see some quintessential United fans supporting their team tonight
united aren't even trying to get back in the game. boring team, shamefully giving up. typical paki club
>>74663978
English guilt
>>74663937
Swedish supporters unhappy that Ibra is suspended.
>>74663977
t. person from 10 years ago
>>74663949
Fucking liar and new star.
76' united goal.
I4C
>>74663969
What about Paris
>>74663937
>tfw no refunds for customers
>>74663947
*children
>>74663996
>>74663973
>anglo damage control
>"it's sweden you are supposed to bully reeeeeeeee"
Mouyes just trying to keep the score respectable
>>74663904
No matter what, you can't not be called out on it. Just watch the games and maybe back a team that's on the telly more often.
>>74663458
Its weird seeing them treat their white nieces/nephews with more affection than their own child. It gets even worse when she remarries a white guy and starts treating her own white kids better leaving the poor black kid to be raised by people with nothing in common, seen this hundreds of times just sad all round. "racist" to point out though
>>74663944
can't make this shit up
I'm sure Mourinho has some tactical ace up his sleeve but this sit deep and contain mode doesn't really work when you're losing and looking like you might concede another one
>>74663978
Because they're the majority
how the fuck am I supposed to tell the difference between willian and moses now?
how can hazard take so many fouls without getting injured?
>>74663990
Thanks senpai
>>74663969
>happy_merchant.jpg
He's a shekel counter m8, jewish argument doesn't work.
I don't care, he spends those shekels on my club, and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>74663980
Surely supporting your football team away from home is about as integrated as you can get? Or do right wingers only pretend that they'd accept immigrants that integrate
>>74664012
a blowout could derail their season. at least he has his excuse.
>>74663972
> White Club
someone give me a quick rundown on the cusotomer meme
>>74663978
Diversity quotas
>>74663990
I'M SO SICK OF BEING SINGLE
I JUST WANT A QT GF
REEEEEEEEEEE
Am I just imagining that Michael Oliver gets crazy close to whoever gets the ball? To the point that he's interfering with the play
Could Oliver be a fraud?
>>74664016
just you wait lad he's going to bring pogba on in a second and turn the game on its head
>>74664011
sorry we forgot there's nothing going on in sweden
>>74664021
clue:
one of them is my husbando
can you guess which one?
>>74663864
Yeah moot deleted it because it turned into /stormfront/ but it backfired and the edgy racists just went on other boards. I can't see them ever leaving, like the rest of the people on 4chan they're stuck here forever
So fucking useless, it should be 3-0 by now
>>74664022
being thicc
Chelsea are literally playing like the golden era of Barcelona. The only missing piece is an absolute world class front 3.
>>74664022
(They aren't fouls.)
reeeee
>>74664021
moses looks like coal
willian looks like chocolate
>Mourinho trying to be clever and make a late sub to nick a goal
Fuck off just make a sub and stop torturing the lads
>>74664034
asians are close to white enough
>the state of rojo this match
https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/840513139192020992
WTF?
>>74663949
>russians
>human
>>74664042
he's just another attention seeking arse
>>74663978
Camera lens are wide, it's unavodiable
>>74663949
My gf told me about this. Its a big deal over there. I'm inclined to believe the girl on occasions like this.
>foul on Hazard
>no yellow card
I guess the job is done, right?
>>74663956
Kante would've been perfect for Klopp.
I wonder if they tried going for him.
>>74664006
>tfw no English club even close to being capable of pulling off that Barca 6-1 victory
Ick gib mir heut die Kante...
>tfw suddenly massive pain in my jaw/ear when i open or close my mouth for the first time in my life
fuck lads do i have aids?
Reminder that Manchester is only 60% white
I'm gonna stop supporting United and start watching the Chinese league. Fellaini is gonna kill it over there
someone explain me the moses meme what is his endgame?
>>74664016
He doesn't because they don't have Ibra to get them out of Jail.
Rashford isn't 100% fit and isn't getting hardly anything as he is marked by 2 or 3 players
>>74663978
BREXIT
make a new thread you plebs
>>74664056
They should buy Bobby Wood then
>>74663990
That Jap was made for German cock!
>>74664034
>this customer STILL attempting damage control
Kek you can give up now, pakis got BTFO hard tonight
>>74664016
its called energy preservation retard, we're down to 10 men do you know how tiring it is to play away from home against a team like chelsea with a man disadvantage? clearly you fucking dont
if we went all out the past 20 minutes we'd be fucked now and chelsea would cunt 2-3 more past us
we're waiting for 80th minute then we'll start using our energy and pressing
fucking retards
how much for future refballs?
>>74664036
if a club has lots of bandwagon fans and is big in asia and does loads of cringe sponsorships then it is assumed that they think of their "fans" more as "customers" and thus make business decisions based off of that fact - looking to exploit the people who support their team due to glory hunting/just supporting them because they're popular
>>74664076
>no ass
>>74664050
/pol/ is containment board, it aint containing shit, it's more of a mother base for spreading their shit everywhere.
just end the game now this is shite
>>74664081
Why are we such shit finishers ffs
>>74664076
I'd look it up but I feel like this would only hurt my soul.
>>74664098
more than you can afford, pal
>>74664083
inner ear infection lad
seek antibiotics
>de gay
Remember to spam
>Mouyes
when he loses.
>>74663685
who is this
>>74664099
cheers
>>74663757
>I don't get politically incorrect humor because I'm a triggered reddit faggot
Really m8? Do you not know you're on 4ch, and it's always been racist? Jesus you newfags (that term itself is cancer) really are shit. NIGGER.
Young chimpout
>>74664028
They probably live in London lad, the place is riddled with them
>>74663983
I thought that was Man City
>>74664062
>Asians
>Indians
>Pakis
>All Shitskins
>Asian
Geography m8
>>74664083
Your tendon/muscle is stretched don't worry
That or cancer
>>74664016
It's a thing, it's called defending the defeat. It's how Uruguay won the world cup in 1930.
>posting comic frogs
>>74664097
Keep believing that
>>74664091
I CAN'T BUY THIS ANYMORE!
Why are we still here?
>>74664105
Isn't*
>>74664083
Amazing you made it this far without ever opening or closing your mouth
>>74664056
They'll buy Kane
>>74664065
>tfw no qt lightskinned weeb gf
>>74664128
can the pakis tell the difference?
>>74664038
I believe in you senpai.
>>74664076
sauce
pls god sauce
>>74664003
Wrong!
What is the point of ashley young
Do they overreact to fouls just to catch a breath?
>>74664122
Been here six years. Its not humour, you're just unpleasant people. I'd have you deported if I could.
lingard dab needed
>>74664142
yeah only thing i ever eat is your mums pussy
is goalkeeping a meme?
>>74664137
>babbies first football season
you know fuck all about the game, bet you've never played
>Poogba
>>74664149
can you fuck off with the nip porn Gunter?
Post some GGG
Kante thrashing Poogba!!!! Can't get enough of this!
>>74663757
I am always amazed by how badly /pol/ users reacts whenever someone criticizes them.
>>74664160
bird poo receptacle
>YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
What did they mean by this?
>>74664160
What is the point of paying to watch overpaid footballers be bad and boring to watch?
>>74664093
Post-match ABU bunker
>>74664147
ABUs STAY OFF
>>74664147
ABUs STAY OFF
>>74664147
ABUs STAY OFF
>>74664147
ABUs STAY OFF
ON COMES THE GAS
>>74664056
putting fab on is a mistake we had total control of the game, here comes uniteds equalizer
>>74664121
no worries
>>74664154
Meant to say 86'
>>74664165
miserly banter for a brit
>>74664028
>you're fucking shit
Truly the song of pleb fans
>>74664171
Played alot, this team's got nothung they're just gonna go out with a whimper
>people actually slated Fergie for letting Pogba leave for free
He sure made a mistake heh
POOOOOOOOOOGBAG
>>74664180
I notice the London crowd is much whiter than the Manure crowd
>poogba
>>74664198
yeah well my jaw hurts you goddamn kike
>poogba
wait did Jose just put pogba on? i didn't see the substitution but there he is
>PogBRRRRRAAAAAAP
>>74664180
Pogba is worse than the average top-6 midfielder. United probably have the second-worst midfield in the top 6, behind arsenal .
>poogba
>>74664223
>implying most of the united crowd aren't from london
>Pogboom
>this does not fookin slip
>poobog
Rojo is a thug lol
>>74664122
When i went for the first time on /b/ years ago people told me it was mostly ironical. I believed them. Now, look at /pol/. I don't think everyone understood what the board was about. Worshiping anyone or anything? Having a clear political orientation? What the hell man.
>>74664237
Cazorla - Ramsey is the best midfield when fit
>slippy F
>put cesc on
>literally seconds later united get shot on goal
fucks sakes the one time you dont need to make any subs
>Eminem in the crowd
>>74664162
>Tfw I met another channer in '07 and he kept calling people nigger, whilst being a nigger.
I honestly couldn't deal with him being this much of a sperg IRL, it was breddy hard as normies couldn't deal with it and didn't understand. I refuse to believe there are that many stormfags here. Learn how terms are used. Nigger means person who acts like a stereotypical nigger. There are plenty of educated ones who don't. A stereotype of the derogatory term used. 6 years? You missed the best years man, when we were free. Habbo Hotel happened. Swastiget. Jesus someone did one in a park on pedalos IRL too.
>deadjews.jpg
>bloodyvagina.jpg
>wolfsheadintoilet.jpg
etc etc also
>>74664244
What's her name?
slipgras
My god no one can finish tonight
>>74664234
kek
>>74664202
yet you'd be even more pissed off if we ran our bollocks off chasing the game from 45-60 and ended up conceeding 2+ more goals and being absolutely exhausted
mourinho knows what hes doing, hes played this right its just down to the players pressuring chelsea into mistakes and making good use of posession now
>Pogba
>>74664254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqubvCJEL6U
Pedro WHEN
Which team has the best customers?
>>74664277
Dave
What is the worst board. What are good boards on fortune?
>>74664244
me on top
>>74663713
UNDER RATED
POST
I really really like tony V lads
Valencia is the best right back in the league
Someone make a new thread
>>74664310
/pol/ is objectively the best board
crash the bikes, race car now
Pogba will score a header
I feel like all the ridicule has really gotten to Pogba.
>>74664151
It's right in front of your eyes anon.
I don't want chelsea gets angry mu before rostov game.
>>74664328
game is over
>>74664326
Seamus Coleman lad
>>74664169
I can't think of many threads of the years that don't have some nigger or merchant references. It's kinda always like that.
>yougonnagetraped.jpg
I think the real problem I've been noticing is /x/ tards getting everywhere and making fucking conspiracies out of everything. At least the CIA is a real conspiracy.
Chelsea have missed too many chances. Utd equaliser soon
>>74664330
>crash the bikes, race car now
toplel
>>74664305
The only "alpha" young, south Asian men I;ve ever seen have been basically ISIS/other Islamists.
>>74664339
Sauce?
>>74664097
>our ten men will have more energy than chelsea's eleven
>customer logic
>>74664311
>Hue
I believe you.
When people ask someone else to make a thread, is it really that hard to make one yourself? Really fires my neurons.
>>74664277
Steve
>costa
>>74664337
who?
Where were you when Costa got bullied by Marcos fucking Rojo
>B-butt he'd tear the CL apart, Bayern and Barca w-watch out
>>74664339
he seriously tries too hard. he's so annoying to watch.
when he was just keeping it simple he looked good. certainly not worth 89m, but still good. now he keeps doing his silly flicks and holds onto the ball for far too long, gets tackled then fouls someone trying to win it back.
What a terrible second half
>>74664310
The worst of the big boards is probably /mu/ (most underage and people that take their own underaged opinions too seriously) or /tv/ now that bad moderation has completed ruined it from what it was a few years ago
>>74664375
Pogba, he said it right there in the post
>>74664339
where ;_;
>>74664386
>"""""Super""""" Sunday
>>74664375
Aimi Yoshikawa
costumers should be proud, they never seen United with such a display.
magnificient the way Mourinho drilled these boys to resist in such a fashion and still be able to bring danger to Chelsea
>>74664274
Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
>>74664388
remember when /sp/ used to be a big board?
>>74664386
>That wedge
Imagine the pooflakes stuck into that cloth
>>74664406
The only danger man u brought to Chelsea is to the nightclubs after the game.
Imagine being the most promising young talent in your country and at the beginning of a successful club career, when some desperate has-been club comes and spends all their pocket money to tear you away from your promising future and set you on the course to mediocrity
Depressing
>Poogba
Chelsea are toying too much with United
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHs3XrnH0Q
LIVE BUTTHURT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHs3XrnH0Q
LIVE BUTTHURT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHs3XrnH0Q
LIVE BUTTHURT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHs3XrnH0Q
LIVE BUTTHURT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHs3XrnH0Q
LIVE BUTTHURT
MAN UTD EQUALISER INCOMING
Fergie time
>4 central defenders (four)
>Conte
>>74664423
I know, I feel sorry for Batshuayi.
>>74664423
Kek
>mfw Pogba is sold to Lyon in 3 years for 20M
>Taking off a forward for a defender when the opposition is down to 10 men
Again ffs
How the fuck is Rojo still on the pitch? What the fuck
>This team is 10 points ahead in the league
Fucking Mediocre
If this was at OT we'd be in the Semis no doubt
>>74664449
>>74664454
>All white
DISGUSTING
well at least it wasn't 4-0. maybe next time we can nick a draw
rojo or valencia motm
>>74664465
you can't draw a game in a quarter final m8
>>74664427
>That small shit desk
kek
>>74664386
manchester united spoiled it completely
>>74664451
>Batshuayi
>Defender
Why do the good guys always lose?
>>74664310
/asp/ is worst by far. Thanks /sp/
>>74664454
>>74664474
Your team were literally defending their 1-0 loss the whole game kek
>>74664442
>comes on for 30 seconds
>>74664454
Kek
>>74664454
>mfw
>>74664496
>>74664488
I use /b/ for porn and /sp/ for football. Can't get into any other board.
whats that song chelsea play at the end
>>74664522
darude sandstorm
>>74664474
We'd have had them at home no doubt
How they couldn't put us away just tells you alot about em
>>74664504
was probably hoping for something on the counter but with fuck all up front it wasn't the case.
>>74664521
>/b/ for porn
>>74664522
One Step Beyond - Madness
>>74664522
Probably Tylo be chillin
>>74664532
But you didn't play at home
But they did, they won
>mouyes
>>74664522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGAvorPoJHY
>>74664545
ancient meme
kante looks like he's ready for another 90 minutes right now
>>74664394
Filename.
>>74664454
>Chelsea
>sub-human fans
>>74664522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
>>74664454
>That redpilled fat /sp/artan on the right
>>74664582
I'll do my best to find it
thank you la
Well I'm going to bed
>Cameraman zooming in on paki United fans all game
What was the deal with this?
>>74664511
I fucking love these
>>74664653
>BBC
There's your answer
>>74664631
Shouldn't be hard. Jav codes are easy to search for.
This is what you want.
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javliijdrq
>>74664692
thanks, i'm useless
>>74664542
good song thanks
>>74663202
Pic and context?