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The poopy poophole of poochester poonited

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>6th
>out of fa cup

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United's worst nightmare.

Is there a return match?

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how much for a fa cup and league title?

Is this where we're posting
>mouyes
?

*dabs*

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I said ABUs STAY OFF

United is fucking filled with deadwood. Why would a team that wants to be elite keep players like Fellaini and Ashley Young?

Mourinho is going to put all his chips on Europa League.

why do united sign such swarthy players, look like the crew of some rotten old ship

Is this the new match thread?

>fabregas

>>74664284
no it's the united salt thread

>>74664247

It's not a case of saying "we don't want you anymore, please leave". A drawback of paying players crazy high wages is that they won't leave until their contract is over or somebody else is willing to pay them more.

LMAO SLOVAK YOU ARE SO FUNNY PRETENDING TO BE A UNITED FAN U CHEEKY CUNT M8 ;)

>>74664255
Celta Vigo will thrash them.

>>74664247
Ashley young was their best player laat season. Imagine how it would look if they sent him packing, considering his loyalty as well?

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Hey there.

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*dabs out of the cup

>>74664324
nah, that was martial. de gea a close second

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Seriously, what's the deal with this guy? How on Earth did we end up paying 90 million for him? His only decent games were against Swansea and Crystal Palace. Can't Mou get something out of him?

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soon

>>74664361
>we

Also, was subbing Mkhi out a mistake? There was no offesnive threats from us at all, and he's good on counters

>>74664324
Because he tracked back a lot? Is this how low expectations have fallen for United?

>>74664207

>Be United
>Spend a gorillion pounds
>Still manage to keep Ashley Young and Phil Jones around
>Three Kantes buys you one Pogba

Truly the most mismanaged team in the league.

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N O R E F U N D S
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHs3XrnH0Q

LIVE BUTTHURT

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>>74664391
>in the league

>>74664419

>Tfw based Zizek clone btfos customers in every thread
>The city of >mouyes

>>74664319
If they can beat Rostov!

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>>74664478
Based Conte did all the work tonight

Boring game desu

>trashford

in all honesty. that wasn't a terrible effort. 10v11. United played decent. I still have high hopes for next year.

>not a second over extra time
#CampaignAgainstUnited

Zuoma and Kante are not human.

>>74664535
>Were defending in the box while Chelsea whiffed every chance they had the whole game
>Played decent
wew lad

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>mouyes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

decent? are you fucking lunatic? they were magnificient. you should be proud. or just stop watching the game, because you don't get it.

>>74664546
>red card solves the issue, everything else becomes irrelevant
>I'm from Slovakia, I can't get this things

Did Manu lose?

I fucking love it when they lose.

>>74664560
10v11 because of refball

Without Kante chelsea are nothing.

>>74664535
>1 shot on target
A brave effort by the Mou boys indeed. I mean, they could have had no shots on target at all

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pogba was better tonight
if you don't agree you're just an ABU

>>74664610
You must have waited a while .

>>74664147
>this 3rd world slav has been waiting 28 games to make this tread
You somehow manage to be more pathetic then the team that just lost

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/paul-pogba-2016-17-performances.420541/page-214

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fir78PyNrjo

>>74664207
Can't wait until he's found out for PEDs and Chelsea and Leicester get stripped of their titles

>be a fucking nobody in Ligue 2
>magically become the two best midfielders in the world over night

>>74664603
Exactly. None of those challenges warrented a yellow card, let alone two of them
>constant fouling by Herrera
>implying
#CampaignAgainstUnited

>>74664560
>11v10 vs half of United's starters for an entire half at home
>generate 1 (one) goal
I was expecting another 4-0 smacking given the circumstances

Slovak's gimmick of pretending to be a Utd fan isn't as good as the others.

>>74664625
man down for 60 mins

Still threaten chelsea.

>slovak can't admit when united put out a decent effort.

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>Pogba smiling and congratulating Chelsea players

>>74664622
>>74664658
>Blames it on the card
Surprising
Chelsea were playing a lot better they were striking like accrington stanley though

>>74664535
>played decent
They got bodied lad.

>>74664680

fuck that. at BEST it was even before the card.

>>74664694
>almost choked it to rashford
>bodied

Karl MatchettVerified account @karlmatchett

Paul Pogba after 70 mins tonight:
0 shots
0 dribbles
0 key passes
1 tackle
1 foul
8 times dispossessed.
#MUFC #CHEMUN

>>74664667
No, I agree it was a superb performance, without refs interfering against United like they f*cking ALWAYS do, they had this in the bag. The Rashford's chance? Easily the best action of the match
Doesn't matter, EL is ours and next year the sky is the limit
>implying FA Cup even matters

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>all these raging customers thanks to based Slovakbro

>>74664680
>reading comprehension
My point was Chelsea should be embarrassed they managed *one* goal against the 10 warm bodies Jose sacrificed.

wish we'd played pogba, think he could have been the difference desu

>>74664694

It was good defensive effort against the TOP EPL team when down a man.

Like I said, without Kante, chelsea are shit.

They bought the league for so long, it's good to see them get spanked.

Literally supported by cockneys.

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>>74664711
DELET

No trolling - genuine question

Just how much fucking money do United and Mourinho in particular need to spend to be remotely competitive again? £500mill?

Their only decent signing in 5 years was a 34 year old free transfer. They should be investigated for money laundering.

>>74664500
I doubt it!

>>74664747
chelsea haven't lasted that long

>>74664711

I saw at LEAST 4 key passes.

>pogba with 0 dribbles. Cmon.

>>74664676
>>74664676
>>74664676

NEW

>>74664711
Needs to be dropped!

>>74664723
you're a piece of shit

Ref ruined the game desu, no way Herrera deserved to go for two innocuous challenges. Chelsea were the better team throughout, but we defended well and might have snatched something on a different night. Fair play to N'Golo Kante though, the guy is different gravy.

>>74664755
Pogba was a marketing signing. Mou has otherwise been shrewd and will continue to be. Mou buys battlers, not expensive divas

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>>74664775
>stats don't matter la I SAW those key passes

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>>74664755
Why spend millions when you can spend...
BILLIONS?

>>74664755
they are competitive. so far only the league leaders were able to beat them and they needed refball (first half red card, Nou Camp style)
they will reinforce with a couple of players, of course, like everybody else, but it's clear the product is finished already.

be very afraid

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>they could only beat us 1-0 after playing a dogshit 11, ill striker, and having the ref sending off a player
>Conte continually getting triggered throughout the match as well
lmao how pathetic

>>74664868
11 v 11 we were on top I thought

Herrera just needs to work on his challenges i get the feeling with him he thinks, im in England now so i have to be super physical.

>>74664868
He got sent off because they were obviously targeting one player (Hazard), and if the ref let that continue he could've gotten a serious injury. Absolutely disgraceful display by Mouyes.

>>74664907
Fucking this lel, even a midtable side could've put us away

lads I thought chelsea were gonna btfo us, why is /sp/ always wrong?

>United threads are now just customers arguing with other customers
Really sparks the synapses.

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>>74664797
#CampaignAgainstUnited

>>74664907
Conte lost it when he was unable to behave like a gentleman the first time they met. Mourinho left him talking to himself.

Now he'll always be below Mourinho, because that's how power relationships work. Conte, the beta cuck trying to be friends with the alpha male.

>>74664908
He's just a nasty lil bastard and all the refs are shit.

>>74664912
One player shouldn't get protected from the Refs he should make unbiased calls for each decision

>>74664908
Yeah it was pretty even up until the sending off, a good game. Shame we had to sacrifice Mkhi, he could have made something happen. I think Mou has probably tried to toughen up Herrera a bit, backfired today but we all know he never deserved to go.

>>74664912
Get fucked la, the second challenge he didn't even touch him.

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>>74664902
>>74664868
These are the kinds of post we want to see in /united/ general, good job lads.

Are there Juve fans as pissed off about le £120 million dab man going to manure as much as the Slovak customer?

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>>74664946
THIS. You can just feel the alpha waves radiating from Mou, and poor Conte got BTFO tonight again.

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>foul occurs
>[Mourinho]:Is that a penalty for Chelsea?
>[Conte]: REEEEEE HES TAKING THE PISS!
how bum ruffled can you get

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>>74664961
You're welcome.
You're a dear for opening a general for us, although I disagree with the name. To be fair to the situation, it should be /Mourinho/

>>74664880

>a marketing signing

£90m is the most expensive transfer in history. He should be able to fucking perform above a 5/10. He's been an absolute disaster this season and whatever marketing value he has will plummet if this goes on.

>Mou buys battlers
Literally who? 34 yr old Zlatan whom no one else in Europe bid for? Mkhitaryan who only turns up in dross games?

>>74664902
>they are competitive
6th place and horrible football is not competitive. Liverpool and Chelsea are on course to score 80 league goals this season, United are on course to score 57. Going nowhere under Mourinho mate

>>74664961
Please make another thread about how Hamsik is "world class"

I expected to lose as soon as the draw was made so don't really care.

Would have preferred if we played the kids.

Is Slovakia NEET? How is he on /sp/ 24/7 and why does he spend his time talking about Poonited?

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>>74664992
Hamšík isn't good enough to tie Pogboom's shoes. Have you seen any TOP clubs bidding 120 million for him? Didin't think so

Looking forward to the blossoming of this rivalry desu... looks fun
I hope Conte vs mou lasts for a while

>>74664986
why don't you show what happen next. poor little Conte trying to speak and Mourinho walking away. That's what defined the relationship and Conte will always suffer. He should have been a gentleman
>Conte got BTFO tonight again.
he had refball, that's it. but anyone with eyes knows Chelsea was not a match, they were totally helpless in the first half

>>74665009
I think he's just mad his idol went to manure.

>>74665013

Hey friend, can you please tell me when Blackburn play next?

>>74664985
At least he's moved on from the stats gimmick.
It's interesting to see the 5 stages of transfer grief play out live
1. Cherry picking stats
2. Pretending to be a fan of the team that bum-bothered you
3. ???
4. ???
5. Acceptance that Dybala is going too

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>>74665017
So far it's 2:0 for The Mou obviously, Conte might have got the results but we all know who is the spiritual winner in both cases.

>>74664991
keep telling yourself that. Unbeaten so far. just got beaten today because of HerreraGate. That's the reality

>>74665033
He just posted some new stats lmao.

>>74665013
Can you please inform me how Dybala is better than Messi now??

>>74665033

You spoke too soon.

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>>74664986

>poor Conte got BTFO tonight again.

>ahead of Mourinho by 17 points
>knocked Mourinho out of his last hope of a trophy to save United's season
>the players who hated Mourinho's autistic shit visibly love Conte like a father figure

blown the fuck out indeed.

>>74665027
>Chelsea was not a match, they were totally helpless in the first half
Honestly I'm surprised this isn't discussed at all. Chelsea were LOCKED and SHOOK with United's dominance in first 30 minutes, several clear cut chances and possession too.

>>74665054
>fucking a toilet

Pogba may be shit in real life, but luckily he's very good in my FM2017 side. Always chips in with 20-25 goals per season and finishes with an average rating of about 8.0.

Who would win in a match between Slovakia and Slovenia??

>>74665054
>knocked Mourinho out of his last hope of a trophy to save United's season

>>74665074
me

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>>74665039

>unbeaten so far

>>74665054
>what is the Europa league

No Sevilla to stop United

>>74665033
>>74665031
We're discussing United being the spiritual winners tonight, please don't post off-topic. It's called /united/ for a reason

>>74665017
Conte, if he's smart will gtfo at the end of the season. get the italy job, or something that's the only way to leave with same dignity. Neither he nor his players are up to the challenge of playing more than once a week.

>>74665085

any moderately good teams will put United out.

Funny how Mourinho mocked the Europa League all his life now its literally the only thing he can cling to.

>>74665082
You got some SQUAWKA stats to back that up

>>74665074

Slovenia won 1-0 back in October

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>>74665054
>United - McDonald's Community Shield, EFL Cup
>Chelsea - ...
Mou dominates

>>74665084
well, it's true, since October. He needed a couple of months to put the team the way he wanted, it's normal.

>>74665091

Please I must know when Blackburn play. Y-you use to tell me all the time even if I didn't ask. D-do you n-not love me anymore?

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>>74665110
Fucking KEK

>>74665106
same thing for Liverpool fans. They mocked it the entirety of this century until they got close to winning it last season, and then proceeded to be outspoken how shit it is when they bottled it in the final

>>74665106
>moderately good teams
>Europa league

So, united will walk it

>>74664247

Kek, those are actually their best players, kiddo.

>>74665125
>bottled it in the final
They didn't bottle it, Alberto Moreno was a sleeper agent

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>>74665106
It's not his fault United are competing In Europa League now, is it? Are Chelsea - his former team - there?

>>74665154
>tf

Has the Slavakian gone back to Yugoslavia yet??

how was your day, Slovakia? :)

>>74665164
>slovakia
>ever part of yugoslavia
He's a less intelligent czech, really

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>Chelsea
>supposedly a good team
>letting opponents having this much possession for their key player (De Gea)
Truly tactical brilliance by Conte

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>People still reply to the Slovakian ABU

You're literally fucking brain dead if you still pay any attention to him at all.

>>74664389
I missed the first half but I can't think of any good reason why they would've subbed Mhki for Fellaini

>>74665064
United dominated the match, that's what I said, not that they created many chances. Chelsea was unable to leave their half.
The strategy was to hit them hard near the end, to mess up any chance of reaction, but Mr. Oliver ruined it.
That's how a winning team plays.

>>74665199
but I want to trigger him so hard that he stays up all night posting about a team thousands of miles away

>>74665159

mfw you think it's Pogba

>>74665207
Herrera sent off and Mkhitaryan was getting muscled off the ball

>>74665211
Exactly, I mean Chelsea had more possession, shots and chances created before the sending off, but we all know stats are of little importance when The Master is involved.

wasn't last time 4-0? it's an improvement

>Ref on your side
>still can't win
How was Valencia not sent off for that 2 footed challenge
and now manure customers will sperg out about refs even though they've been given 8 offside goals this season already

>>74664648
>He still believe PED meme

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>>74665176
Pretty shitty to be fair (United refballed AGAIN) but as you can see we've pretty much agreed here that we're the moral winners tonight and ther performance was great in its own way.

>>74665283
>How was Valencia not sent off for that 2 footed challenge

Studs weren't showing. Definitely should have been at least booked at some point though but I think the ref likely watched the sending off again at halftime and realised his mistake so tried to make up for it.

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>Stats until the sending off
United CLEARLY dominated (disregarding the meme categories like possession, shots, dribbles or corners) so refs had to put a stop to it. Not even subtle. Sad!

>>74664711
*dabs*

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>>74665435
*scores*

lads,

we were just back from fucking ukraine
(that's enough to write the game off, but i'll continue anyway just to demonstrate how fucking stupid ABUs are)
we had no (ZERO) strikers available, we had to play a 19 year old kid who was dying in his sickbed only 6 hours ago
we have played 48 games already this season, chelsea have played 34
chelsea were at home
stamford bridge has been our bogey ground for 20 years, even in fergie's days we somehow never get anything from that plastic shithole
chelsea had a whole week to prepare for this game and are at maximum strength
Michael Oliver - do i really need to fucking say anything more about this absolute cunt stain?

if we had somehow won that game, it would be equal to the treble of 1999 in terms of sporting achievement. far better than Leicester winning the league last year, the odds were insurmountable

and despite all of the above, it was only 1-0 and we were unlucky rashford couldn't finish off the one on one

i see tonight as victory. incredible work by the lads today. next year the league is practically ours already. mourinho is just getting started, he's building an empire. with greaseman, mhiki, zlatan, pogba, martial all firing eight cylinders... holy shit. i'm hard right now just thinking about it.

tonight was an incredible performance given the completely unfair disadvantages we faced

if it was the other way around, with chelsea without hazard, costa etc. and playing at old trafford against a full strength, on form United we'd have fucked them 9-0 no bother

>>74665414
Why did he take off Mickey the aryan?

>>23

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>>74665509
>parking the bus
>Herrera sent off
>need to park the bus even harder
>sub off your best counter-attacking player
>???
But then again, who are we to question the Special One?

>>74665494
I love /redcafe/.

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>>74665494
Brilliant

Do you have a gf, Slovakia?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sport/football/325389.stm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n632kxZZ0QU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUtcyaLLTOY
>mfw they expected me to close down Kante
>again

>>74665688
how long are you gonna stay up tonight lad?

>>74665582
>not subbing off your best counter-attacking player when playing with 10
>letting Chelsea play
>lose heavily
That wouldn't be Specialoneesque. stop complaining.
Just be happy with the league and whatever Conte can scrap off the FA Cup, because next season he'll be happy with second place. maybe the league cup if United don't go for it.

>Conte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84xFHc43YT8

lel

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>>74665696
Pretty tired tbf, aren't you? We got robbed tonight

Imagine hating Manchester United, a team that is based over 1000 km away from you, for being a plastic club whilst supporting Juventus, another plastic club that is based over 1000km away from you.

>>74665719
yeah, go to sleep little slovak. you got a whole day of porto bullying you tomorrow.

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>>74665713
It's not like they let Chelsea play either way, is it? Even before they went down to 10 men

>>74665731
Gotta keep my strenght up for Thursday, Ok Poctob proved they're no pushovers the last time. Could be dangerous

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>>74665739
of course. he's the special one. if you let Chelsea play, you lose. if a midfielder is sent off, he has to throw his attacking options and replace him with the 2nd tier Herrera he had in the bench

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>>74665760
Then why did he let Chelsea play?

>>74665494
This.

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>>74665786
He didn't, just that
>Fellaini /= Herrera
And without Miki upfront, the game changes, it means Kante for instance can come forward. A red card inevitably changes the complexion of the match. Ultimately United resisted very well.

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>>74665857
34th minute
>shots 7 - 2
>possession 61.2% - 38.8%
>pass success 82% - 73%
>dribbles 6 - 2
>aerials won 4 - 3
>corners 3 - 1
>fouls 2 - 8
It's admirable how United played the same after the sending off, actually

>>74665304

what program is this?

https://twitter.com/SeanPaulKearns/status/841382803531059206
>Fuck Off Mourinho! chant
>b-but I won three titles for you guys
>do not bully ;_;
Ayy

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>>74665919
>de dog ate my sauce
Well...

>>74665967
Chelsea fans never fail to embarrass themselves

>>74665967
Chelsea 'fans' truly are the worst.

This would be like United fans booing Sir Alex Ferguson because he decided to retire.

It's that retarded.

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>>74665967
>For now, Judas is nº1. When someone arrives to Chelsea and gets 4 (four) Premier League titles, then Judas will be nº2. Until then Judas is number 1 (one)
>*smiles and blinks*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnOu6pmqdU

>pic
>4-0 (four)

>>74665971
>not paying attention to the thread
Your shitposting performance is stagnating, >mouyesbro
--> >>74665414
Also
>key passes until 34th minute
>7 - 2
>shots on target
>2 - 0
>accurate passes
>168 - 92
>dribbled past
>2 - 6
>>74665940
whoscored, just ignore the individual player ratings they make, they're bollocks

>>74665967
Who the fuck is this wanker? Who sends tweets during the game? Why doesn't he just sit and watch it properly and tweet after it's done?

Fucking loser.

And who the fuck cares about his opinion on the game anyway? Literally who is he? People 'following' him are even more retarded.

Fuck I hate this world. Full of cunts and idiots and idiot cunts.

>>74664648
You forgot your tinfoil hat.

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>>74666034
>he actually had to defend himself against bullies in the crowd in post-match conference
Truly JUST - The Football Manager

Who won dab of the match tonight?

>>74666037
>whoscored

Thanks slovak. I will shit post you another day.

>>74666037
>34 minutes
>10 times Chelsea dispossessed
>11 tackles for United
that's what I'm saying, you don't let Chelsea play. again he showed his specialness

>>74666069
>monkeys calling names to a 15M a season rival manager
monkey gonna be monkey, they have to be content with a 4M worth of """managerial""" abilities

>>74664247
and use fucking antonio valencia as a right back and INSIST on doing it

incredible

>smalling
>jones

fucking lol

>>74666157
Valencia has been good though

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>>74665967

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>>74666069
>galatasaray
>the manager
kek

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>>74666146
>Manure getting BTFO on all fronts 11vs11
>had to tackle more because Chelsea are dominating
>10 disposession while commiting 8 fouls
>mfw

>b-but >mouyes gets more money than Conte
Really? How you fallen down to customers' level?

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>>74666179
/united/ general, please keep your composure intact and don't let butthurt sway you off-topic
>4:0
>1:0

>>74666164
like monreal has been good for 2 seasons and is now back to being mediocre
valencia at right back isn't an indicator of a serious team

>>74666214
why not? united have plenty of problems, why focus on RB?

what is an indicator of a serious team? spending another 30m on someone who may or may not work out?

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>>74666188
not the game I saw, Chelsea shooting from the midfield just means they were powerless attacking-wise

>the salary of a manager doesn't reflect his value in a capitalistic society
back to economics 101 m8

>>74666209
>the topic is not conte anymore now that he's being exposed
kek
pic:
>Chelsea new CL strategy
>win the Danish team at home, draw away
>draw at home, lose away

based portumouyes baiting slovakia hard with cold hard facts without even trying

>>74666229
well, a player that's actually a natural right back and not a converted winger would be a good start

>>74666327
but he's doing a good job, what's the problem? its such a weird thing to nitpick. there are players who went from a striker to a midfielder, like scholes. was united stupid for putting a converted striker in midfield? what about schweinsteiger going from a winger to a midfielder?

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>>74666268
>stats don't matter la I SAW a different match
>/united/ general after >mouyes got BTFO by Conte again but somehow Conte's results from 4 years ago are the topic
Going to play some FM now >mouyesbro but I expect much stronger shitposting performance from you next time

lifelong ABU here, how was the game lads

What does ABx mean

>>74666390
>refball counts as btfo
no, it just doesn't work like that. we need to be equally fair in life as in shitposting
>stats
United were dominating, I try to reduce my shitposting to the minimum to actually see the match
>FM
sure, thursday Mourinho goes for the real target. No refball expected in EL too.

>>74666423
Anyone but (team)

>>74666423
Anal Bum

and mouyeslad wins autismbowl #231 folks. poor effort from slovakia in the end.

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>>74664409
kek skip to the red card and the goal. this is pure kino

>>74666372
how is it a weird thing to nitpick? a player like that might get away with good performances from time to time but when it really comes to winning things he's going to be lacking.

if man utd don't wanna be arsenal they're going to have to deal with that

>>74666728
>good performances from time to time
he's been consistently good all season though. I don't know how a player like him is lacking for a team that wants to win things when it's not really his fault why united aren't winning more games than they should.

sounds like to me that you think united should just replace every player in the team because they aren't fit for teams like bayern/barca/madrid. besides, united could do with being arsenal right now since consistent CL football isn't a bad thing considering the turmoil the club has been in since fergie retired. after next season united can think about replacing him considering his age. until then, he's just fine.

im off to bed

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>that one ass devastated slovak in every United thread

Jesus Christ he's like that one Canadian who wouldn't shut up about Obama

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chelsea4life

Fucking kek, Rojo is going to get a 5 match ban for stomping.

The campaign isn't against United. It's against that manager >you got, Mourinho. Sack him and the refs will ride your dick into the sunset while you carry the trophy.

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>m-m-muh manure champagne
I'm surprised Chelsea didn't score at least 3 more.

>I left the club last season in the Champions League having won the group, in the knockout phase playing the second leg at home. If they’d won the Champions League last year, they’d be playing in Europe this season. It’s not my fault. It’s the ones who stayed here and didn’t win the Champions League.

Mou seething

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>>74664214
cute

Imagine deluding yourself into thinking United are still relevent.

Haha is portugal really that fucking bad to live in?

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>>74664147
Mouyes used to call me on my cell phone, cell phone ...

>>74664147
Work with nothing but Mancs absolute love the pain an the auguinish the the down right deluded mind frame of these sad saps, look at the squad Christ, poo poo