heem

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Schaub is God

OP is h8er

>>74615374
>unironically whiteknighting a porn star who invited her unstable MMA fighter boyfriend over to her house while she was getting railed by another guy

HOWLING

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>>74615378
finally a quality OP, no old news and broken links taking up space, Schaubposters eternally BTFO,
'oral Springs on suicide watch

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Oliveira vs Means
Correia vs Renau
Formiga vs Borg
Barboza vs Dariush
Rua vs Villante
Belfort vs Gastelum

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>>74615402
I hope you at least get some joy from attempting to upset me. I don't think anyone else finds you funny in any way.

>>74615378
one and road starts soonish

road stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcHV67O1Fhk&feature=youtu.be

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>>74615428
Memes
Corea
Booger
ISIS
Pancho Villante
Gitsum

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>>74615455
>I hope you at least get some joy from attempting to upset me.
definitely
>I don't think anyone else finds you funny in any way.
I think you'd be surprised

>>74615469
do you know anything about any of the fighters?

Perfect fighter:

Brain: Dominick Cruz
Left hand: Conor McGregor
Right hand: Dan Henderson
Elbows: Jon Jones
Power: Mark Hunt
Chin: Nate Diaz
Speed: John Dodson
Evasiveness: Anderson Silva
Knees: Alistair Overeem
Kicks: Edson Barboza
Submissions: Demian Maia
Cardio: Nick Diaz

>>74615513
Brain: Francis Ngannou
Left hand: Francis Ngannou
Right hand: Francis Ngannou
Elbows: Francis Ngannou
Power: Francis Ngannou
Chin: Francis Ngannou
Speed: Francis Ngannou
Evasiveness: Francis Ngannou
Knees: Francis Ngannou
Kicks: Francis Ngannou
Submissions: Francis Ngannou
Cardio: Francis Ngannou

>>74615541
Perfect fighter:

Brain: Dominick Cruz
Left hand: Conor McGregor
Right hand: Dan Henderson
Elbows: Jon Jones
Power: Mark Hunt
Chin: Nate Diaz
Speed: John Dodson
Evasiveness: Anderson Silva
Knees: Alistair Overeem
Kicks: Edson Barboza
Submissions: Demian Maia
Cardio: Nick Diaz

>>74615498
one card is kinda filler, have a big MT fighter starting mma

road has some ex-somebodies

>>74615513
>power: hunt

He couldn't put away overeem despite multiple opportunities.

>>74615551
>Evasiveness
>not cody
>speed
>not dillasnek

>>74615513
>Brain: Matt Hume
>Left hand: Conor McGregor
>Right hand: Conor McGregor
>Elbows: Jon Jones
>Power: Anthony Johnson
>Chin: John Lineker
>Speed: Conor McGregor
>Evasiveness: Dominick Cruz
>Knees: Anderson Silva
>Kicks: Yair Rodriguez
>Submissions: Ronaldo Souza
>Cardio: Dominick Cruz

tyrone

woodley

the WOAT

is

>>74615713
his name is Tyron you racist piece of shit

>>74615726
>majority decision
nice "defence"

>>74615726
le do nothing for 95% of the time man

nice """""champ"""" you got there

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let it flow let it out

>>74615739
>gets four 10-8 rounds over the course of the two fights
>Wonderboy slightly edges six 10-10 rounds

Which fighter did nothing for 95% of the time?

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How'd the fatty fat fat fat do?

>>74615392
unironically being an edgy teen and referencing a post in an old thread to demonstrate said edge.
why is this topic so important to you?

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>>74615765
>4 10-8 rounds
fuckin lol, my sides

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>>74615826
>0 out of 6 scorecards
>never posed any real danger in 50 minutes of octagon time
>but muh teep

Anyone else hope that Wonderboy is cut? I never want to watch him fight again.

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>>74615812

>>74615856
FUARRRK

I NEED HER TO CHOKE ME WITH THE PUSS

NEED

IT

>>74615856
https://eroshare.com/2wht9yxh
Full fight.

>>74615877
Shiiiiiiet nigga. Better quality webms coming up

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>p-please buy the ppv

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>>74615926

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>>74615926
really heals schaubs CTE

So John do you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you heem me John?

>>74615551
you forgot


Trash talk: Luke Rockhold

>>74615469
staring soon

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What do you think about this slip, family?

I haven't watched the weigh-ins yet, but after the media day, I switched to Belfort and Villante.

I think Belfort looks good, too bad we haven't seen him in some training action. From BJ Penn videos, you could tell BJ is so fucking slow and weak now. And what's most important, I think Gastelum is underestimating him a lot.

>>74615703
>Submissions: Ronaldo Souza
Maia toyed Jacare in BJJ match, so no.

>>74615513
Female version:

Brain: Rosi Sexton
Ass: Bethe Correia
Tits: Miesha Tate
Power: Amanda Nunes
Chin: Angela Hill
Evasiveness: Danielle Taylor
Knees: Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Submissions: Ronda Rousey
Wrestling: Sara McMann
Cardio: Joanna Jedrzejczyk

>>74616132
>Power
>not Cyroids

or is she disqualified from the female brackets?

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>>74616110
belfort looked "in better shape" if you understand what Im saying hollybro

>>74616140
obviously disqualified.

only legit fighters on my list

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>>74616141
Did you bust your compulsory daily nut to Holly in the sauna yet?

>>74616034

live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcHV67O1Fhk

first walk out song, dmx lol

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>>74615428
Means
Correia
Borg
Barboza
Rua
Gastelum

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>>74616149
do you have to ask?

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I've been on the verge of nutting for 30 minutes while making these webms

>>74616149
how can you bust a nut to this orc

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>>74616205
Well, Holly is proud!

>>74616149
>>74616226
wtf two czechs

and you disagree about something

plz meet and fight for HEEM 1

>>74616226
Meet me behind Strahov Stadion m8 I'll fucking wreck you.

>>74616242
sperg op vs coralsprings is the fight /heem/ deserves

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>>74616206

>>74616248
be careful

>>74616252
adan was near me, but he got arrested...

>>74616205
its a shame, if her strikes weren't painfully telegraphed things might have gone differently

>>74616284
You mean if she wasn't R O B B E D?

>>74616301
stop riding her steroid clit, jesus...

>>74616310
>implying you wouldn't suck that mini-penis no homo

Where do you live?

>>74616310
>>74616315
SETTLE THIS WITH FISTICUFFS

is the extra czech viktor pesta shitposting in his extra time since he got cut?

>>74616328
>finally another czech person in the UFC
>he gets subbed by the memeiest of subs

That was a great moment.

>>74616315
Brno m8, home of our RIZIN GOAT
>>74616328
he should have been cut long time ago, boring piece of shit

>>74616340
yeah I agree, that was really something

>>74616348
I wouldn't go to Brno if Dana paid me $50k to heem you.

>>74616363
yeah because you wouldn't do shit

>>74616340
>>74616348
>>74616360
>>74616363
>>74616370

>>74616340
>>74616348
UNPATRIOTIC SHITS

I HOPE SOME ABDUL BEHEADS YOU

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>>74616380

>>74616384
lol pesta was one of those shitty fighters with overated records the ufc uses to build others.

his successor in the overrated position is new HW Dmitriy Sosnovskiy

>>74616384
>muh borders

If I was born literally mile and a half away, I'd be a polack. Who gives a shit.

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>>74616408

>>74616408
Well its better to be a Czech than a Polak that's for sure.

>>74616438
I know just one thing - I'd kill myself if I was born in Slovakia.

>>74616445
Yeah me too. They are the most oblivious annoying pieces of shit. Fuck em.

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slav fight slav fiiiiight

>>74616110
>Daruish
>Borg
>Belfort
2/5 ain't bad, I guess.

>>74616467
just imagined john wick verse slavs going to tailor's to get armor lined track suits

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>Shogun is ranked #6
>Shogun is still in the ranking at all
>The state of the LHW division

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>ate another pint of Ben and Jerrys tonight

I don't know if I can pay the piper again tomorrow

>>74616562
With Dana as the president, the rankings don't matter for shit.

>>74616588
nice /fit/ thread fag

>>74616592

The LHW is shit regardless of who makes the ranking

>>74616599

lol didn't even see there was two threads with the same pic

lots of fattys on 4chan I guess

Who /hype/ for ACB tonight?

>>74616614
ACB is starting to shape a pretty good roster to be honest family.

>>74616614
me, though i will miss it. boser should win so he can be fed to goltsov

theres something heartwarming about having two Czechs on heem

Who else is rooting for Vitor?

>>74616638

we have a kenyan too !

>take 20mgs of prescribed ambien
>wake up at 5 AM anyway
how many hours until the fights?

>>74615417
So 3 weeks with only 1 shitty event.

Go WME.

cents on the dollar buyout when?

i love you heem

your m yonly friends thank you for everything pumped to watch the fights tomorrow

fuck dockie

>>74616777
>implying that never happened with Zuffa

Somebody get Vitor some test STAT. Dude looks like a deflated souffle.

>>74616562
>anyone but jones, dc, and rumbling mattering in lhw

*shoots a single leg and takes you down*
*flawlessly transitions into full mount*

now you got 2 options, suck my dick or i put you to sleep

did bigmackenzie win?

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/3/11/14891956/video-bjj-champ-mackenzie-dern-improves-to-3-0-in-mma-jiujitsu#comments

fuck kid nate and fuck this "man"

>>74616822
*ezekiel chokes you while you're blabbering about god knows what*

heh, nothing personnel, kid

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>>74616237

>>74616852
nice

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>ezekiel choke

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why does the ufc hate vitor? he's been nothing but a good company man for over 20 years and they keep feeding him to young lions

>>74617025
They know he will heem Gastelum.

Some fights are live

https://youtu.be/zcHV67O1Fhk
https://youtu.be/zcHV67O1Fhk

>>74617033
>Old Brazilian steroid abusing coward will heem a brave young Mexican warrior

kek

https://youtu.be/2g6eLElRq-A

Weirdest boner rn

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>>74617050
Based.
This guys always put together solid cards.
Is Road slightly superior to OneFC? Or is it more that each has a different concept and how to approach to people? Which one is more serious? Is OneFC a bit more memey?

You paid the piper today, /heem/?

Just did some dumbbell lifts.

>>74617060
both have issues with home town shennigans, but one is more legit, and road is more bellator

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>>74616206

that was a very spicy banger just now

tune in to Road

>>74617060
ROAD is more susceptible to clownshow shit
ONE tries to be legit and spread the good word

holy shit s p i c y

>>74617076
i remember an add by road and they were announcing some kind of tournament between countries and whatnot, seemed legit and the card was above average

>>74616822
*starts pulling your cargo shorts off*

Means destroyed cowboy the first fight why are people picking cowboy this fight?

That Road FC arena is really comfy. i like small venue like that

>>74617060
>Is Road slightly superior to OneFC?

Road doesn't really have any top/well known fighters

a 40 year old with no gym

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>ACB has a 24 fight card on today
Wew

8 (eight) chick fights coming up

that bowtie on the announcer is something

>>74617216
are they all going to be on youtube? their youtube stream says it only starts at 8pm gmt

>>74617257
The metal bowtie captures both the class and savagery of cagefighting.

Gonna support the possibly male Chinese one

Two small chicks with no experience bringing the spice up. Nice

the two chinks are going at it, nice

Think she's a natural blonde?

>that qt with the red lipstick nice

Leg kicks don't win fights.

>>74617298
I agree, heems do

Points are worthless. How come no chink organization has implented heem only bouts yet? Im baffled

>>74617285
no

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>>74617298
Check the record bud

>>74617313
>getting slapped by a man with a foot long reach disadvantage
Has the Chris heemed himself yet?

>>74617330
kek

First of eight decisions in the books!

>will never rub vaseline all over a cutie's face
agh

Did the announcer just come?

>>74616662
where is our Bengali boy tho?

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>>74617330
he should,that fight was embarassing

he is not my boy anymore

i could never be a ref, i have no idea how bras work

damn shoulda freed the nipple

These commentators are really beyond terrible.

>her gym doesn't have any walls

>>74617441
lolol

dam these girls look like crack hoes

Post your United States Fighting Championship walk out song (numetal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkhaK9ZeVyw

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>>74615428
Means
Reneau
Formiga
Dariush
Villante
Gastelum

>>74617460
classic

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>>74615428
COWBOY
BETCHY
BORG
BARBOZA
SHOGUN
GASTELUM

>>74617253
lmao

Are these fights even worth watching? What should i expect?

>>74617519
a lot of sloppy takedowns

>>74617460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmUpTmJtlnI

I knew a fighter.

He only had it together in the ring.

He'd strangle them all on TV.

Everyone loved him but his loves.

His wife strangled his bank accounts.

His family strangled his affection, his mistresses doing all the above.

For three straight months between fights life would take him by the throat.

When things got really bad and it was fight night, I think he stretched the battles out to go the full five-rounds with the five-minute time limit.

25-minutes of heaven it was for him in that ring - no way those bums should be able to go the distance with him.

Soon his body wore down.

You don’t live long when your escape comes through spilled blood and battered fists.

All those fights brought him closer to death.

But that was okay.

It took him further from the family, the friends, the wives and the mistresses – the only ones who knew how to strangle him best.

Death would be a new person to take his throat.

The last person.

The last fight.

All he hoped for was that there was a ring in heaven.

Then he'd feel an ecstasy in the afterlife too.

Somehow though, he figured something new would strangle him up there.

Something always tried.

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>>74617519
First fight was good, second was a bit weaker
They're two rounders, for what that's worth

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>>74617050
Second poster on that thumbnail looks like it's for a new K-Pop group lol

About to tune in, have I missed anything so far?

>>74617590
nothing much, a bunch of ratty strawweights

say my name

>>74617597
Oh, with Aus WebM bro on the scene and people posting about it I thought I missed some good fights

>>74617605
How come you've been missing some cards lately?

Could Schaub get Ngannou on the ground and lock in a submission, or would he choose to finish Ngannou standing?

Are elbows allowed or is this tournament rules. I want to see some 12 to 6

how many buys did ufc 209 do

>>74617625
The thing about being The Hybrid, Brendan can finish the fight anywhere it goes.

lol russian chick got slept

SHEEM SLEEPY

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Sage is rumored to be fighting on this card too

>>74617661
>still does 250k

>>74617661
i hope Alvarez gets slept

>>74617661
Such a stacked card. Hopefully it stays intact.

holy shit is that do ho choi?

>>74617661
lol stipe lost to deleted jds

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>>74617661
This is actually an absurd card.

>>74617687
It's the quality that should be every card. I'd almost pay $1.00 for this PPV.

>>74617622
Yeah missed a couple UFCs, it is what it is
As for other cards, I barely visit /heem/ these days and end up missing a lot of the non-UFC events

>>74617608
Muy bouy

Is the england card just going to be on fight pass? I guess Bongs wont have to stay up to watch it

>>74617661
Poirier gonna give Eddie a beating

>>74617661
How do you guys see the JJ vs Andrade fight going?

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>>74617693
Oh, that's a damn shame man. Good to see you're still around though, thanks for your stuff.

Battle of Nations in a month or two I think, don't forget about that

>>74617721
Andrade is too sloppy and gets hit a lot but if she takes JJ down early she will maul her hard

Andrade via rnc R3

>>74617720
No way, Alvarez will outbox Poirier and he will get Tko

>>74617661
This is fake, right?

>>74617733
No, I got it at the library.

>>74617724
Awesome, looking forward to it. Love that first day of 5v5s with all the different skill levels and resulting unpredictable chaos.

>>74617730
andrade is shit
she should still to taking care of her son and stop abusing steroids

Name a worse boxer than Mackenzie Turd.
>you can't.

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>>74617762
Yeah 5v5 was objectively best. 21v21 sounds fun on paper but it's too much of a clusterfuck

>>74617776
marina moroz

>>74617767
If Andrade doesnt beat JJ with her roid power I dont see the belt changing hands for the next 5 years

>>74617785
I didn't know it was taking place in Prague when I was there last year, real shame.

>>74617776
Conor McGoober

>>74617800
Claudia somewhat has a shot. Really boring style she fought JJ with, but the first two rounds were decisively hers. Better cardio and maybe she can take 3 rounds while not deciding to rest for the last 2.
Andrade is a challenge though. As a former BW she just muscles through competition, with no real technique

Who /Big Irish Balls/ here?

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>letting this SCUMBAG compete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2EKIj_pElo

Floyd gonna KO McGoober

>>74617661
>lose to Overeem
>beat Rothwell
>get title shot

What

>>74617804
prague sucks

>>74617843
He has beaten Stipe in the past.
Other than Werdum, who else is in line at HW?

>>74617832
I have no idea why the UFC went through with this whole Cyborg thing.

>>74617852
Ngannou and Lewis

>>74617852
Johny Hendricks

>>74617854
>went
and they're still going

>>74617852
Can Stipe be ducking Ngannou any harder?

>>74617854
WME needs some big names.

could johny hendricks no weight cut beat matt mitrione

this chick is 16 damn...

>>74617854
Why not? Athletes should push the limits, and that's what she's doing.

>>74617879
He's upping his steak intake as we're speaking, so the answer is - easily.

>>74617864
>>74617878
So what's WME's plan? Make her a Female Tyson like they did with Ronda? Let her beat up fat 135ers for years?

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>>74617894
the cops have plans.

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>>74617838
>Youtube comment
>I hope Conor gets disqualified and puts Mayweather on his ass and shouts BOXING IS DEAD or something

How joke would that be? The fight starts and 2 minutes in Goobs throws a spinning wheel kick and knocks Mayweather cold?

>>74617900
what's the name of the tatted up 5'9 camera manlet?

>>74617894
>Ronda

You mean McGregor?

>>74617879
depends on how much steaks he eats minimum

10+? definitely

>>74617904
he's too much of a pussy to do that

ffs someone just threw a high school into the cage lol

>>74617900
>that gyno on schwob

>>74617915
>threw a high school into the cage
wtf lad

>>74617915
high school girl*

>>74617894
I feel like they're going to cut as many people as they can and only match up their potential stars with he people they want to cut. Strip down the UFC.

CTE LEVEL 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meAJfeva0YM

>>74617930
women have thicker skulls rose would knock him out

great round, technical chess match for sure

>>74617944
The skull thickness in Black and White adults of both sexes was studied in Rhodesia by two methods. White women have the thickest, and White men the thinnest skulls. The skulls of women are thicker than those of men in both ethnic groups. The differences are shown to be statistically significant.

lol

>>74617956
you think thats because women were so used to get heemed on a regular basis so that evolved with thicker skulls

>>74617956

>tfw too intelligent for a thick skull

>>74617925
Think they'll cut ranked fighters? I remember when they cut (or rather, chose not to renew) Fitch and Okami... imagine the same happening to Maia

>>74617900
>the cops have plans
good post desu

>>74617956
men literally have bigger brains than women, generally anyway

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>>74615428

Means
Reneau
Borg
Barboza
Vilante
Belfort

>>74617978
I don't think they'll cut them, They'll just give them shitty contracts that they'll have to refuse. Then when other organizations offer them contracts WME wont match them.

>>74618013
Poor stoppage in my opinion

>ROAD FC: Hair discussion

>>74618031
she is 16, so stoppage was good

What is THE best site for MMA news?

>>74618031
If I'm not mistaken she's 16 and she was covered up completely. She was done senpai

>>74618045
www.heem.com

What's this walkout song? Someone please please

these commentators oh man

>"Every time I touched Ronda, connected a punch, I wanted more and more,” she continued. "That’s why the fight was so fast. Every time I connected, I felt that she couldn't take it, so I threw more and only stopped when it was over. But it was good.”

>Nunes stopped Rousey by knockout in the first round, and admits she felt good punching “Rowdy" in the face.

>"It was great, you know?” Nunes said. "Every punch I landed in that face made me wanna laugh, but I held it. It was great."

Wew

>>74618044
>>74618050
Didn't know she was that young. I still think the ref could have given her a few more seconds to fight back though. She was covering up pretty well towards the end.

>>74618085
dat boipussy phat doe

>>74618094
She was covered up though, she clearly didn't want to be part of the fight anymore and had no issues with the stoppage.
It's less about what she was absorbing and more about what her body language was saying. That, and the fact she's just 16, no point making her take needless damage at that age

>>74618117
Damage builds character though. See: Leben, Chris.

>>74617843
the title is rightful dutch property

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>mfw there are "people" in this thread who think sperg op isn't schizophrenic

The High Schoolers aren't doing too well in there today

>>74618191
Your boipuccy is rightful Australian property.

>>74617920
every post you make further confirms you don't even lift. The charade is failing.

I don't understand what they're chanting and it frustrates me

It almost sounds like
>Gee Ess Pee
But also sort of like
>U S A

>>74618275
post body

>>74618249
Groce.

>trapping a limb to allow for better gnp
>"she has a kimura here"
n..no

>overextend the knee - kneebar
>overextend the elbow - armbar
wtf

>>74615382
If Schaub is such a great fighter why did he "retire" as a disgraced loser even though he's younger than the champion in his weight class? Come to think of it he's younger than the champ in the two weight classes below him too.

She's too young even to post on 4chan and she just won a cagefight

>>74618117
I see what you're saying. Makes sense.

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>>74618372
He had other, safer options for career success. Show me where Bispings podcast is ranked.

>>74618372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

because this happened

>>74618385
How does the scoring work? There are 2 rounds aren't there, the chick in red was dominating her in the 2nd

>schlubb gets btfo
>scat spam starts again

hello coral springs
how well do janny positions pay?

>>74618411
>Bispings
Hi, please don't mention The Count's name in vain

>>74618426
You certainly have constructed an interesting narrative around your life.

>>74618421
3 rounds, and first two are definitely Lee Ye-Ji's

How do you call a Hadouken but not know what a Kamehameha is?

>>74618442
Oh right it was the co main. Previous fights were 2 rounds. Ta lad

What's this walkout song lel, sounds like some anime shit

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>>74618438
we all have

Does anyone else get a bit pissed off with all the intros sometimes

>>74617678
Against a gatekeeper like Poirier I wouldn't bet on it. This'll be a nice tuneup fight for Eddie.

>>74618510
Every moment not spent fighting is wasted time

Kang has that muay thai stance but she's just getting pieced up

>>74618524
Poirier only lost to great strikers like Gooby and MJ

Eddie is a very good matchup for him

This fight is pissing me off lads.

https://twitter.com/UFCEurope/status/840553150029451265
>More
On just 7 days notice! @chitoveraUFC steps in to face @One_Punch at #UFCLondon.

Marlon Vera replacing that goof who dropped out of Brad Pickett's fight.

>>74618524
Eddie lost to a gatekeeper on his debut.

>>74618566
The threat of the takedown will keep things fresh for Eddie, he has something to fall back on at least. Poirier's too one dimensional to be an Elite fighter, there's a reason he gets starched every time he faces someone in the Top 5. That and the fact that he's chinny.

>>74618411
So his podcast took off when he was still fighting and he decided he'd rather sit back and rake in the easy cash than actually test his skills? What a loser.

>>74618576
Cerrone's a Top 5 Welterweight AND Lightweight, Poirier is neither. Don't compare them, Cerrone would wreck Peahead.

19-19

>>74618568
Why? There's been far worse on this card, I think this is actually decent. We had a knockdown too

>Gastelum wins in r1 or r2
>Villante by KO
>Correia by DEC
>Formiga to win
>Means to win
>$10 to $443.01
Find a flaw.

>>74618602
Your boy is getting DECISIONED.

>>74618602
>Cerrone would wreck Peahead.
>muh MMAmath

>>74618602
>Cerrone's a Top 5 Welterweight AND Lightweight
This is false.

>>74618568
>well, you know how to throw a front kick and a roundhouse kick, you're ready to fight professionally
>but don't you think I should learn how to do everything else
>nah, just throw the kicks a million times, you'll be good

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>>74618590
Rejection of the unknown is tantamount to “identification with the h8r,” the mythological counterpart and eternal adversary of the world-creating exploratory hero (Brendan). Such rejection and identification is a consequence of Luciferian pride, which states: all that I know is all that is necessary to know. This pride is totalitarian assumption of omniscience – is adoption of “Sc_aub's place” by “reason” – is something that inevitably generates a state of personal and social being indistinguishable from hell. This hell develops because creative exploration – impossible, without acknowledgment of the unknown – constitutes the process that constructs and maintains the protective adaptive structure that gives life much of its acceptable meaning.

short chick wins imo

>>74618604
Their lack of a ground game or knowledge on what to do in the clinch.

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>Ronda Rousey is the biggest star in the history of all sports, in any galaxy time and dimension, ever

https://www.tapology.com/search/mma-event-figures/ppv-pay-per-view-buys-buyrate

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>>74618659
>h8r
why do you spell hater like that? Is it an attempt to be clever?

>>74618693
Eh I wasn't watching with the expectation of high level fights, that much was clear when I tuned in

For what it was I had fun, passed the time nicely for me

That was OK, some good fights in there
Wonder how it'll evolve over the next year or so
On a tangentially related side note, is Korea the one with the crazy feminist groups?

>>74618709
H8rs aren't worth the time to type it all out.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/11/14892400/floyd-mayweather-im-officially-out-of-retirement-for-conor-mcgregor

GADOOSH

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>>74618773
Conor vs Floyd should have its own thread in /asp/ tbqh

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>>74618762
>time
but your here 24 hours a day 7 days a week, what the fuck else do you have to do?

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>>74618860
Spread the good word of $chaub my dude.

>>74618773
im going to be real angry if conor doesnt defend his belt anytime soon

Why would khabib eating that cake thing mater? I thought weight cutting was just water weight cut like the day before the fight?