/heem/ Whoomp There It Is Edition

This is the real thread

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This was impressive

Trinaldo/Lee O/2.5 Rounds is literally free Brazilian reals

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Who is the best ring girl and why is it Chrissy?

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Come and watch ACB and DONT shitpost in chat, only insult those Polaks

https://www.fite.tv/watch/acb-54-supersonic/2j5xu/

>>74623713
How do I insult the polaks?

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Would Rockhold still be champ if he pulled guard?:I doubt Bisping would do shit with GnP

>>74623598
Belfrot and Rua are still fighting, Jesus.
They've lost half of all their fights in the past decade and they're headlining?
Is this how starved for stars the UFC is these days? That losers who's best days are a decade behind them are headlining only because they have recognizable names?

>>74623682
I still like Brittany the best.

>>74623724
Write something like "Fuck Poland"

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>>74623712
>all those retards that listed their picks backwards

Bunch of low income idiots.

>>74623724
You're shitposting hard, britbong

>>74623712
Please use Dana Goof'd this time

>>74623730
Is Big Nog gonna fight again? He hasnt fought since losing to Struve in 2015.

This is a good card for a Fight Night

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>>74623793
Thank you for your service.

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>>74623724
post this lad

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Oliveira vs Means
Correia vs Renau
Formiga vs Borg
Barboza vs Dariush
Rua vs Villante
Belfort vs Gastelum

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>>74623840
Oliveira
Correia
Borg
Barboza
Rua
Gastelum

>>74623784
I was gonna use Dana since you keep asking but since it's in Brazil and Anderson's yikes face is so appropriate, I wanna use that but I think we can put it to a (you) vote

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>>74623840
Means
Correia
Formiga
Barboza
Villante
Gastelum

>>74623766
predictioncuck listed them backwards for some reason so i dont really blame them

>>74623926
Yeah, I goofed the first time I posted it but I got a lot of picks so I don't wanna change it. Having them all go one way makes goofing them a lot easier

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Friendly reminder that all Brazilian cards are rigged

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>>74623926
I know. I replied to that post. But I had the presence of mind to put them in the right order.

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>>74623840
>means
>renau
>formiga
>dariush
>rua
>gastelum

>>74623598
>>74623840
Oliveira
Correia
Formiga
Dariush
Rua
Belfort

>>74624009
Maybe I'll do an 8th set in that order to throw off how much I'm samefagging.

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>>74624051
Smart lad.

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Is Boser /ourguy/?

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Reem bless lads

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>>74623840
Gastelum
Villanta
Barboza
Formiga
Correia (Post Bunda)
Means

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>>74623840
Gastelum
Villante
Barboza
Formiga
Reneau
Means

>>74624132
>that pic

I like this stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ4KPrrbOU4

Joe Rogen once said:
>If you where the last person on earth, the last place you would be at is at the gym.

He's an idiot most of the time, but this line really made me stop kidding myself, an started lifting only for the aesthetic. Been much more motivated at the gym since.

>>74624132
>homework

>>74624186
its a meme

HES MAKIN FUN OF YOU LAD
YOU HAVE NO TASTE

>>74624213
What's wrong with you?

>>74623840
Christ, what a s*** card.

>>74624196
>not having a gym at home
do you not have a pool either lol?

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>>74623840
>means
>reneau
>borg
>barboza
>villante
>gastelum

>>74624196
I liked that bit where he talks about how fighting is the only real sports. Never fails to buttblast People

Love it when he talks about weed and says
>if the 3 of us were the last people on earth and one of us wanted to lock another one of us in a cage for smoking pot that'd be CRAAAAZY

Really makes me think everytime

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>>74624196
>>If you where the last person on earth, the last place you would be at is at the gym.
wow

>>74623645
NICE

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>>74623840
Dirty Birdy
Don't watch chick fights
The Borg
Borbra
Shogun
That tubby mexican kid by cardio

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I'm so close to pulling the trigger lads. Should I do it?

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>>74624333
>Don't watch chick fights

>>74624351
no, buy TJdillashaw.com, its on his twitter and he hasnt renewed it yet

>>74624333
I don't watch ANY fights. I just comment on here to rouse the morons.

>>74624333
You're gonna get goofed for not picking

>>74624351
now you have to

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>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phil davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phil davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
>
>
>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>your little sister really does back down if you know what I mean
>won the title because anderson went full meme on him
>still middleweight """champion""" because some injury due to roids
>literally murdered by lucas
>who literally got memed by michael
>who is literally ducking the entire division
>yoel
>selling tickets in 2017
>l
>m
>a
>o
>FUCK YOU GEORGES

>>74624247
You sound like a stupid person.

>>74624351
Do it and forward to

https://boards .4chan.org/sp/catalog#s=heem

>>74624366
No aggression, shit skills and I don't like seeing women battered to fuck

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>>74624417
>>guys, for the record
>>for the record

every time

>>74624419
Grow up. You're not special.

>>74624351
I will send you $6 via bitcoin if you make me part owner. This is dockbro btw.

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>>74624417
>he took time to write this
didnt read goof

>>74624417
Fuck off

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>making weight was never an option

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>>74624526
Hunto looks like shit.

What the point of watching if there isnt a women's bout?

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>>74624520
I know you been posting on sherdog

>>74624591
>Literally butt blasted Spainswede

>>74624526
Well when gastelum retires ge gonna be a mexican tim slyvia

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>>74624520
Happy Saturday to you too, Conrado

>>74624526
He would literally weigh 300 pounds if he didn't workout 7 days a week. What's Khabib's excuse?

>karate green belt
>jits white belt
who /mixedmartialartist/ here?

>>74624732
You are such a loser

I don't want to lose my addict bets, heem

I think I am right in my choices but I feel I made a mistake

WAR

https://youtu.be/N542vsDX00U

>>74617661
>Sage is rumored to be fighting on this card too
Source?

>>74624822
Thanks pal

>>74624793
>responding to people with 4chan user names lol

>>74624844
a few days back I seeing Sage vs Cm Punk rumours, that fight seems like the most WME thing to do

>>74624802
I have faith in your picks, i always do.

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Please don't post any spoilers. I plan on watching it tomorrow with Brendan and Joe and don't want to be disappointed. Please, just take the game threads&results to >>>/asp/ untill the podcast starts. Just 25 bongs away.

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>>74624949

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>>74624949
sounds like a comfy sunday podcast to me

>the city of yurop not getting cucked at all
>tfw

>>74624978
that language smells worse than those shitty prague pay toilets

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Is this literally the easiest money we'll see in 2017?

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>>74623598

Upcoming events:

3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

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>>74625003

>>74624997
Bet on means dummy

>>74625003
Already been done in a abetter format >>74623793
, go away sperg your ''''services'''' are no longer required (not that they ever were)

>>74625015
I don't really know dese niggas.

>>74625020
>poland

kek
neither me nor spergOP give a fuck about anything you post

>>74625028
>neither me nor me
u r either legit autistic or self aware and memeing urself rn

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>'oral Springs

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>>74623840
Means
Renau
Ray Borg
Dariush
Vilante
Gastelum

>>74625020
>better format
>leaving out most interesting stuff
AHA

https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/840650776439640064/video/1
>JBJ v machida II ft. Whiteford & Phan

>>74624186
Appreciate the stream bro. Definitely gonna use it when I go back to school.

>>74624231
Casual

>>74625066
What's the interesting stuff?

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>>74625080
That faceplant was NAAAAAASTYYY

>>74625111
The replies to SpergOP posting by Adan and his gay friends and todays ACB event for example, one of the best European cards ever

>>74625085
Is anyone here not a child?

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What are some other exposed fighters...?

>>74625056
Looks more like anal in that pic. Wouldn't be surprised if Browne was a Schaubstabber

>>74625181
I bet Ronda lets Browne in the back door but never let Schaub go near it

>>74625148
You are such a loser

How many bing bongs?

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>>74625180

>>74623724
Just say: "The Witcher 3 sucks"... then run for your life.

>>74625233
What?

>>74625259
What is the appointed time for this sports opening ceremony?

>>74625245
terrible post

>>74625264
dawwwww did i upset the wittle aspie babby?? u need a binkie babby??? dawwwww

>>74625273
Which one

>>74625281
You're a low-income smelly aspie. Nobody cares what you think

>>74625293
fight pass preelims

I believe Burkman memes into Victory

>>74625299
>Docklet is the Tyroneposter
Why am I not surprised.

>>74625303
Yes. You're a low-income smelly aspie. Anything else you want to know about yourself, loser?

>>74625302
I don't know man, sorry.

>>74625314
I hope so, Prazeres is a faget and Burkman needs a win badly

>>74625299
dogshit fucking post

Someone on the UG said Khabib is going to retire

saying he has budd chiari syndrome

>>74625318
Seeing a bunch of smelly, low-income aspies raging about someone having money is hilarious to me.

Why does memes have so much better odds?

>>74625163
I'm 25 my guy. I dropped out of school when I was 20 to join the military but once I separate I'm going back to school.

>>74625273
>>74625233
pls respond

>>74625334
That's interesting. Rockhold did say Khabib couldn't get blood to his liver

He was going to retire next year anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2oHlwbFjU8
new comfyworld

>>74625364
Stop shilling your channel, low-incomer

>>74625371
The smelly low-income aspie loser is also so stupid and mad he cant even think of an original insult so he copies me

I make more money in one day than you do in a month

>>74625422
The smelly low-income aspie shockingly becomes a broken record himself. You pretend to laugh at me. I laugh at you and your bank statement.

>>74625376
pls watch

Jesus christ ACB is awful

>>74625352
Thank you for your service to NATO.

>>74624082
>tfw the old guy in the upper right corner fixed my neck issues with a hammer & chisel

Best 120€ for 20min ive ever spent

>>74625422
>>74625444
rekt

>>74625515
based fucking dockie

What is the name of the fighter people were pushing here as a meme a few weeks ago, like he was a troll or something?

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this is pretty sad dude

how many hours until the undercard starts?

>>74625537
mike perry
lando vannata

>>74625549
2heems
And
30 himihems

>>74625576
thx la

>>74625570
It was mike haha

thanks

>>74625588
"Tin Foil" Mike Perry

>>74625576
Why does the sperg get an answer but not a model poster like me?

>>74625180
woodley and wondermeme exposed themselves as one dimensional boring fighters who would rather have a starring contest than step out of their comfort zone

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>>74625619
I am sorry

There are also at least two spain posters

My step daughter just called me by my first name. I'm going to heem her

Does vitor have any fans left outside of Brazil? I feel like they're feeding him to Gastelum to build his south american rep

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>all these non-white and/or Euro countries arguing

Anyone playing WMMA?

Have been playing WMMA3 with a 2014 update, on my first PPV the returning GSP submitted Hendricks within 2 minutes to reclaim the Welterweight Championship, and Melendez beat Pettis via UD to win the Lightweight Championship. Schaub also got heemed by Todd Duffee in the main event of a Fight Pass show.

>>74625670
s-sauce?

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>>74625764
>My step daughter

Tell me right now why Vitor in Brazil isn't going to dominate some TUF guy.

>>74625868
If (You) wanted a (You) (You) could've just asked

>>74625868
Brazilians hate Vitor, he has no advantage there.

>>74625829
aka my daughter in law
aka another man's child

>>74623682
You really want Lorenzo's sloppy seconds, lad?

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2 bongs?

>>74625907
Vitor's fights in Brazil
>KO vs Hendo in Sao Paulo
>KO vs Hendo in Goiania
>KO vs Rockhold in Jaragua do Sul
>TKO vs Bisping in Sao Paulo
>RNC vs Rumble in Rio de Janeiro
>TKO vs Wanderlei in Sao Paulo
Vitor has sick record in Hueland

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>>74623840
Means
Correia
Formica
Dariush
Villante
Gastelum

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>>74625788
>Schaub also got heemed by Todd Duffee
that is so Schaub!

>>74626006
Do you just live to h8?

>>74625868
only guy that has ever beaten Vitor in Brazil is Jacare

im excited for the fights

>>74624333
Goof this guy ahead of time please.

>>74623730
the ufc is starved for super stars because all the old stars keep getting the main events. they are doing this to themselves

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>>74626021
>h8
what does that even mean?

>>74625988
Now remove the TRT wins

>>74625473
You can't just say something like that and not post what the fuck happened.

>enter thread

>see a billion deleted posts

What happened this time

>>74626066
Then Vitor has nothing left

Where do you see Paige Sletten (UFC strawweight competitor) in 5 years?

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Still have some bongs to kill before the prelims start ..who wants their ads kicked on EA UFC 2? (PS4 master-race only)

HEEM

We got a new LHW prospect

>>74626109
Porn with Mackenzie Dern

>>74626109
spreading her butt cheeks on camera hopefully

>>74626109
Teaching crossfit in Bay Area

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>>74623840
Means
Renau
Borg
Barboza
Villante
Gastelum

wtf is with all these KOs on the ground from short punches in ACB?

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>>74626111
I'm Holding down my LHW title as DC right now so no

>>74626123
Fixed fights galore

>>74626111
How different is that game from traditional fightan games like Street Fighter or Tekken ?

>>74626123
loaded gloves

Man, ACB has a lot of Khalabeebs.

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>>74626129
Very different and Gimmicky

>>74626112
JBJ will beat him.
Don't even need to know who he is.

>>74626066
He got his TRT exemptions in the US, who knows if he even got tested in Brazil. Dude was juiced to the gills for his entire career along with the rest of the UFC roster.

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>>74626109

>>74626148
What if its Jon Jones?

>>74626129
It's like the difference between arcade racing and simulation racing.

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Leave Jon Jones to me.

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>>74626125
Fabio Maldonado is calling you out...WHERE YOU AT DANIEL?!

>>74626109
http://www.mmamania.com/2014/8/12/5994711/ufc-fight-night-54-urijah-faber-says-paige-vanzant-has-left-team-alpha-male-mma

Heeminder

>>74626217
Did she get tired of being TAM's cocksleeve?

>>74626176
Easy fight, JBJ has been fucking that guy up his whole career

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>>74626202
>203 lbs

>>74626226
TAM is for sub 155 only m8

>>74626229
desu he just finished a guy that was 17-3 and one of Europe's best MWs

>>74626238
>implying

Women only care about status. Everything else is subordinate.

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>>74626229
So was Bas

>>74626217
Seen some of the text messages from the TAM guys ..they're pretty salty at her for leaving ..said "she doesn't have the work ethic to become a champion."

>>74626229
Those last 2 pounds just slow him down

>>74626254
What a i meant to say was, no fat chix

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>>74626268
>implying Paige is a landwhale
How dare you, sir.

>>74626254
She couldn't resist the bad guy's charm, Chael P Sonnen, the P stands for Paige's Pussy

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Who are the good guys?
Who should I root for?

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>I'm writing this to everyone who knows of Paige Vanzant and our gym which is the Reno Academy of Combat. I would've never written anything like this but I was totally shocked and so were several others when we read her interview in a MMA magazine. I was shocked, hurt and truthfully very irritated that Paige didn't mention that she actually started her MMA career at our gym. Her parents actually brought her to us because she was very unhappy where she had been training for less than a year. Her parents stated that Paige was ignored at her old gym and no one would train with her. As you heard in her own words Paige VanZant started training at the Reno Academy of Combat when she was 16. Her UFC debut walk out shirt was a signature Paige VanZant shirt on sale on BloodHappens.com that she still gets proceeds from. Anyway, not to go on and on but it's very sad that some people have no loyalty, honesty or morals! I know one thing is my wife, I and all our gym members / fight team helped her and put up with all her fit throwing for years. Good luck Paige, people will find out the real you eventually. Hope you can sleep at night!

You can see from the weigh-ins that Kelvin is fucking scared.

Vitor is going sleepy

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>>74626287
PVZ looks like THAT?

>>74626333
>implying women don't sleep like little babies no matter what
goof

>>74626340
t.Aldo fans at 194

>>74626261
>"she doesn't have the work ethic to become a champion."

They'd be right, if she put the same amount of effort that she does with social media she's have a belt by now

>>74626375
As long as he's not shook, he's ok

>>74626381
She wouldn't have any money, though.

>>74626340
>h-hey Dana, since Pigg Riggu is a MW now m-maybe I can rematch him

>>74626381
So, how do you know how much effort she puts into her training?

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I dont think I've seen a draw in Brazil in my life.

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Reminder that this happened at Gina carano's weigh-in , but it was in a time of potato quality cameras .

SPICY FIGHT NOW

https://www.fite.tv/watch/acb-54-supersonic/2j5xu/

>>74626422
sergio moraes fought to a draw at 198 in brazil, and hes on the card

will they be using the new rules tonight?

>>74626424
>10 years ago

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I took the over.

>>74626420
I watched the last fight against Waterson and against Rose.....Not Enough

>>74626424
She'll do a nude shoot eventually, I'm from the future.

>>74626432
Bagov is ultra spicy

>>74623840
Olivia
Renault
Cyborg
Darius
Vigilante
Gastroenteritis

>>74626490
Post the pics then, its for science purposes

2 bongs, right?

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>>74626287
they look like fridgesisters

>>74626526
You know the ufc site has a countdown timer, right?

How many steroids is Bagov on?

>>74626537
I actually didn't, no

SHEEIIITTT

HEEM SLEEPY

New Choke?

HEEM DEEEAAAAAAAAAD

Wtf was that? Please someone tell me they can make a webm. My stream died before replay.

>>74626607
like a modified triangle choke, used one leg and an arm i think

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>black guy literally dies
>stream dies at the same time
WHY

GET UP BUBBA!

WORK BUBBA!

Why are you guys using a stream? It's literally on Youtube

ACB STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YI2Ov5S2Ys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YI2Ov5S2Ys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YI2Ov5S2Ys

>>74626622
I didn't see where the pressure was coming from on the bottom. I guess his own shoulder since the arm was pulled through like that?

>>74626660
I think the neck was being squeezed by the leg and the thigh

>tfw you don't even watch fights, you just post here for the friend simulator

>floyd vs. conor set for june
sign the paperwork!

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>>74623840
Oliveira
Renau
Formiga
Barboza
Villante
Gastelum

anyone else here not ashamed to be a just bleeder

chess matches are boring as fuck. I want to see a fight.

>>74626675
It's ok we like you anyway

>>74626651
>>74626655
thanks

>>74626531
Hey sir, is your'e refrigerator running?

>>74626675

thats everyone lad

its ok

>>74626684
Cruz Dillashaw was a chess match and even as a just bleeder I can appreciate and enjoy

Tyron WB 2 was legitimately awful.

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Press F to pay respects

>>74626684
I love guys that stand in the pocket and throw haymakers.

>>74626724
I missed it, upkick?

wow

SAUL RODGERS BTFO

he be tappy

HEEM DEAD PART 2

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Oh shit another submission death

JUST

SLEEP

>le lie on your visa application man

Romanians are the most powerful race in the world.

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>>74626739
Nope, don't even know what it's called

ACB is such garbage. I dont think ive ever been so bored watching so many finishes

Saul Rodgers looks like if shia labeouf had dreds

>>74626778

Is that herb dean?

>>74626531
I would unironically bootyblast her

Alright hagving a nap someone nudge me if I don't wake up in a bong and a half please

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>>74626778
RARE

muslim Polish dude?

>>74626789
Yes.

>>74626794
I'll send you a nudge m8

Sleep tight snug brit

>>74626805
He is Chechen, just lives in Poland. Like Mamed Khalidov, who will be in the main event.

>>74626811

huh. surprised he isn't doing the american fights tonight

these guys both look like killers

>>74626778
SOTY right there lads

>>74626839
ACB pays good money plus UFC is in Brazil and they usually use their own refs.

>>74626861

Oh shit you're right I forgot it was in brazil. that makes sense

>>74626778
Looks like he should have been able to pull his head out. I'm confused.

wow the youtube chat is LITERALLY aids, like 30+ languages and emote spamming

is this the future of the internet?

>>74626885
He was gassed as fuck do to being 5'7 and fighting at 160

Who /stream/ on the right here?

REMOVE CHECHEN

>>74626778
inverted gogoplata, sort of

>>74626930
Well it's sort of a triangle too,

What the fuck is it really?

>>74626943

it looks like a rnc with his ankle

>>74626943
a fluke

>>74626920
stream on the left desu

>>74626963
Lose my number

>>74626920
>>74626963
dual screen master race? You boys aren't not-full screening, right?

>>74626981
Which screen is the stream?

>>74626967
>>74626981

I just switch windows desu, especially when I'm not really invested in a fight

>>74626991
the screen you're not directly looking at of course

the thread is more important

>>74626340
Who cares, it just means he'll run away more and Vitor will gas earlier.

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>>74623840
memes
coheya
formiga
barboza
shogun
gastelum

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>>74623840
Means
Correia
Formiga
Barboza
Villante
Gastelum

anybody know this song?

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>>74623840
Means
Renau
Borg
Dariush
Rua
Gastelum

what snacks do you guys have prepped for tonight

Minakov vs Bigfoot targeted by EFN

>>74627070
gonna make a spinach/kale/blueberry/mint/banana smoothie

oh shit mike wilkinson is the guy who ended the backstrom meme

im hyped

>>74627070
I've got a kilo bad of pork scratchings, beers, and bud.

>>74627093

wew lad

how high is your tolerance?

>>74627094

that sounds actually pretty good, take a pic for me when you make it

Feels like ACB has been on all day and the pace is insane. How many fights has there been? Like 20?

>>74627100
he also recently lost to a 2-2 Georgian

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>>74627070
Your aul ones arsehole

>>74627109
Too high.

>>74627109
ok, I wanted something healthy cuz I pigged out on wings and a burger for dinner

>>74627117
>Your aul ones arsehole

what? how drunk are you already

>google time in irlenad

yeah you're probably wasted m8.

kek

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>this guy KO'd Artem

>>74627115
did he get wrasslefucked?

>>74627109
oh and kiwi in there too