/heem/ - Dr. Dana, I'm GSP

you see fighting, fighting is like stock market

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Schaub is God

PLATINUM BLESS

>>74576512

Real thread

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6th

Don't worry, no #1 contenders for him

Ferguson told MMAjunkie in an interview published Wednesday that the UFC gave him less than half of the $250,000 he would have made if he fought Nurmagomedov. Ferguson would have also made another $250,000 if he won the fight.

“It was like a slap to the face,” Ferguson told MMAjunkie. “My training expenses were a lot larger than any other fight I’ve ever done because this was supposed to be the biggest fight of my career. So now I’m sitting here, and it’s like, what is my worth to the UFC? Like, do I not fight enough? Do I not bleed enough for them? It’s going through my head right now, because I didn’t lose.

“I did everything in my power that I could to show up on that scale, and that’s what I thought we were going to do. That’s why you call it show money. And to every fan that’s out there in the world, (UFC President) Dana (White), he said they cut me out a check, and I didn’t get a check, and then this morning I got my wire, and I’m looking at it and I’m like, ‘What the frick, man?’ I’m like, ‘Seriously?'”

>>74576578
And why would I fight him?

Honestly not digging either of these threads, I think I might make another one, these two are just too weak for my taste.

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when does spergOP's ban expire

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>>74576584

>‘What the frick, man?’ I’m like, ‘Seriously?'”

>>74576617
He ban evades. It has been expired.

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Post fighters who challenge how your view the sport of MMA

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>>74576584
>people criticize Conor for not defending when these bums can't make it to the fight in the first place

>>74576639
CM Punk

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>>74576534
>bisping lookout!
>RON BUDDEH ITS THEM

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what are the memes on this card? i honestly cant think of any. bethe's bunda?

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>>74576534

Hello George

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>>74576534
Reem bless

>>74576740
Tim Memes

>>74576743
You shouldnt even be champ.

Wonder boy whipped that ass

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>>74576765
you are the only human being in the world that believes that

>>74576743
Was putting on a boring match part of your plan?

>>74576765
Shut the fuck you pussy ass whiteboy

>>74576743
'ow are yoo, my friend? What are your favourite stocks?

>>74576775
There are a lot of people who scored the fight in wonder boys favor. One judge fucked it by giving the last round a 10-8 woodley.

>>74576587
They were Trying to grab your belt...
The roided man...

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>>74576765
>Wonder boy whipped that ass
Did he?

>>74576786
>Wonder boy whipped that ass
theres a big difference between winning and whooping ass. wonderboy may have outscored woodley in the current point system but he is not the better mma fighter. he lost both fights

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ABSOLUTE CHAMPIONSHIP BERKUT

NUMBER 1 RUSSIAN MMA ORGANIZATION

Meet Champions:
HW: Denis Goltsov (RU)
LWH: Thiago Silva (BR)
MW: Vacant
WW: Brett Cooper (US)
LW: Abdul-Aziz Abdulvakhabov (RU)
FW: Marat Balaye (RU)
BW: Magomed Magomedov (RU)
FlyW: Askar Askarov (RU)

Fighters on roster: Takeya Mizugaki, Luke Barnett, Elvis Mutapcic, Zach Makovsky, Bubba Jenkins, Albert Tumenov

ABSOLUTE CHAMPIONSHIP BERKUT

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>>74576765
>>74576780
no need to be upset, you're living in the era of the goat

>>74576786
the 10-8 scorecard was a draw casual

lizard

I strongly dislike Tyron Woodley.

I thought he lost both times to Wonderboy.

I am not a racist and nothing you say will make me a racist.

>>74576802
> he doesnt know vegas uses the same judges for mma and boxing matches.
> judges scoring literally is the popular vote tho
Judges dont know shit about mma. Wonder boy won. 1 judge fucked it all up by giving a retarded score.

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>>74576817
>Abdul-Aziz Abdulvakhabov
>Magomed Magomedov
>Askar Askarov

>>74576831
who is the better, more well rounded mma fighter?

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post the tyron bigboy pepe please. I didnt expect all this butthurt

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>>74576839
>1 judge fucked it all up by giving a retarded score

Uh might wanna go look at those score-cards again chump

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>>74576839
>1 judge fucked it all up by giving a retarded

lmao

that "1 judge fucked it all up" scored it a draw

guess how MAJORITY decisions are won bud

TWO OF THREE

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>0/6 scorecards
>t-this time

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Comfy Invicta soon laddies

>>74576853
Scoring it 10-9 wonder boy would have given him the W

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>>74576860

>0/6 scorecards
>6 knockdowns

Is it poetry?

>48-47 Woodley
>47-47 draw
>48-47 and for the winner by majority decision

Is there a more anti-climactic moment? Why don't they announce the name and then the result

If the fight was scored as a whole, Tyron wins. No debate

But round by round, Wonderboy won

>>74576866
for that one judge of three.......

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>>74576866
>wonderboi 10-9 when he got dropped like a twink
dont pull anything with all that reaching fatty

>>74576875
> if the fight was scored differently fighter x would win rather than fighter y

Gee I thought I heard a lot of this last november

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>>74576875
>wonderboy won round 2

>>74576861
Look we dont even ned spergOP and his wall of text. This is way better. Top work, lad.

>>74576861
man that drought from mar. 18 onward

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Why is she so divine lads?

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where my /woodbros/ at?

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>>74576866
You're wrong buddy:

First fight one judge scored it 48-47 Woodley and then 2 were the ones who scored it a draw

This 2nd fight, 2 judges scored it 48-47 Woodley and only one scored it a draw, the one who scored it a draw had round 5 as a 10-8, making it 10-9 it becomes 48-47 Thompson and even then Woodley still wins by split decision.

Objectively the two guys are at the top of their level and are too evenly matched to get a clear winner but the rounds in which Woodley won were more concise and clear, Thompson was treating this like a karate contest by point fighting then evading.

>>74576875
>But round by round, Wonderboy won
which is how fights are scored, not sure why this one is an exception

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>>74576901
Sheik poop

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>>74576901
Now imagine talking to her for an hour

THEN tell me how divine she is

>>74576872
Buffer fucked up by saying "48-47 Woodley" for the first judge's score

You're supposed to say the fighter's name only when it's a split decision, not a majority decision. He was supposed to have just said said "48-47". Because he said "woodley" and then the next judge had it a draw, the only "winner by majority decision" could be woodley, so we knew it was woodley before he announced it.

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>>74576902

>people thought Wonderboy would be trouble for Tyron

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>>74576902
I hope they stop being mad soon but it looks unlikely

>>74576902
>>74576931
>>74576944
Talking to yourself on multiple devices is disturbing

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>for sure he landed some nice octagon control my man

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>>74576964

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>>74576964
Why are you so mad?

Tfw the only WWs who can stop Tyron aren't in the top 5

Climb up fast, Masvidal

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>>74576964
>its one person
need a safe space little guy?

/heem/ has never been worse

and I like woodley and thought he won over wonderboy

but this is just annoying

>>74577021
It will pass. Just endure

>>74576995
Gamebred would be tamed brotha, dont be talkin bout hot sauce dat aint der

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>>74577021
honestly makes it so great is that its not even racebaiting or generic racist shit. these idiots are genuinely hurt that wonderboy didnt win or that tyron did win. its like they just wont let it go that tyron won.
>muh round 2
>muh judges arent accurate
>muh tyron is a bad champ

its truly glorious to watch

>>74577021

Okay let's talk about something else. Woodley isn't fighting for another 6 months but you WILL respect him and his accomplishments.

>do 0 damage
>win
>hendo won because...
hypocrites!

>>74577021
based twood livin RENT FREE in ya head

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Leave Tyron to me

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>>74577081

>>74577081
*quack quack*

I like Wonderboy more but you gotta admit that he knocked SWT three times standing up, took him down 3 times and totally dominated him on the ground. If doesn't hints you at who's a better mma fighter you're bias and should fuck off.

Woodley is a dumb drama queen nonetheless.

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>>74576552
>worlds most popular podcast
>best heavyweight fighter of all time whose career was stolen early by irreversible head trauma
>NFL hall of famer
>shadow-wrote Seinfeld and is now the best standup comedian after Seinfeld told him how talented he was
>acknowledged by Kimbo Slice as being the realest nigga

Seriously, what can't this man do?

>>74577087
*counter punches you*

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>>74577081
Worry about not getting choked out by a lightweight

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>>74577091
>b-b-but wonderboy had more points according to rule 543.9 section 6 of page 8372 of the NSAC rule book

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>>74577103
>choked out by a lightweight in a welterweight fight

>>74577103
> w-wory about lightweight...stay there

Ducking. Conor vs Woodley next.

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>>74577126
>Being a fake brown belt

>>74577137
>SWT just got knocked down and nearly finished
>The guy who fought at featherweight will do a better job

L M A O

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>>74576740
my boy!

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>>74577128

>>74576740
Isn't Kevin Lee on this card? Another black guy who really rustles /heem/'s feathers, all cause he called out Sage.

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>>74577150
> the karate joke who can't move his head or box for shit lost.

Well, duh. This is how you counter a telegraphed right hand. Woodley goes down in the first.

>>74577174
Will you ever not respond? What's wrong with you?

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>>74577187
Will you ever stop being a hateful human being? What's wrong with you?

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>>74577179
Use this next time, Conorlad

>>74577179
>taken down by a borderline bantamweight
>hurt by nate
you have to be kidding me m8, mcgregor wont even fight ferguson.

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>>74577179

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74500840/#q74501256

(you)

>>74577197

How is posting an MMA webm being hateful? Go eat lasagna you loser.

>>74577203
> He won't fight Ferguson...he should fight Ferguson!

Quit ducking. He is fighting Tyron next.

>>74577222
kek (You) got me lad

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>Their hopes rest on a featherweight now

Wew

>>74577041

nobody is arguing with you except the people who bite the low quality bait

but you keep posting

you're no better than a schaub poster

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>>74577207
>rondasperg

>>74577243
>Liking a fighter you don't like is bait

There are people here who like Cerrone, for reasons I will never understand, but I don't call it baiting.

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>>74577243
>posting about tyron isnt allowed
>a ufc title was just defended against the #1 contender and the champion shouldnt be celebrated on an mma general
kek

>>74577179
Eddie quite clearly threw that fight. I can't even fathom how anyone thinks otherwise. That is the absolute worst he has looked since his "underground" days

>tfw still want conor and frankie

FIGHTING IS LIKE DA STAWK MAWKET

>>74577396

IT ALWAYS FLUCKSUATEEE YA SEE

>>74577376
>man who gets his bell rang every fight vs. guy who dropped nate 3 times in 1 round @ 170

literally who

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MIIIICHAELLLL "THE CUNT" BISSPPINNNNGGGGGG

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>>74577396
>i wont defend the belt lol
when will this shit stop?

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>>74577345
They all look like that. They try to hit McGregor and he moves his head and he hits them. The only fucked up thing is Nate Diaz surviving, it was bullshit.

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cahlos condeeet

>>74577520
Ughhh why do the biggest stars always have the cringiest fanbases

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>>74577520

>>74577541
>Ughhh

Cringe

>>74577541

>something I don't agree with/like is cringe

found the 16 year old

>>74577642
>waaaah waaahhh waaahh he insulted me waahhhh

Found the bird brained 8 year old

>>74577649
>zim zam flim flam
found the 4 year old?

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>>74577603

>>74577649

mate look at who you were replying to originally

stupid ass, probably a tyron poster

>>74577652
>*shits self in anger*

Found the infant

Magiga fans are low IQ

>>74577668
get tyrons dick out your mouth lad

>>74577668
Who I originally replied to doesn't matter when you replied back crying like a baby about my accurate generalization

You fucking dipshit retard

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>>74577680

at the end of the day id heem all of you, so shut the fuck up

>>74577717
Shut the fuck up

>>74577722
make me

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>>74577520
you can see conor looking after that left killshot like 'why the fuck is he still standing'

>>74577717

t. obese manlet virgin

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BTFO

>>74577759
thats the best one of those yet desu

>>74577759

I like how the wonderboi fights are quadruple crossed out.

>>74576901
She's just a fake fucking do-nothing bitch

>Ronda gets humiliated infront of the more attractive popular ring girls
it's like school all over again kek

>>74577782
Why are you still so mad?

>>74577732
be careful

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>be sure to catch my next fight only on Fight Pass™
>p-please buy Fight Pass™

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>mayhem will never come back and take the title from gudboidley

cracksplosion v blacksplosion is the real fight to make

Sounds like 12 inch Paige Van Zant left TAM. According to the current rumor thread on sherdoggy she was bullying guys and banged three members. It's common mma knowledge that she banged Fili and Cody, but who is the third guy?

Faber? Ishihara? Studboy?

It's only a matter of time until Cynthia gets tossed out like a jizz rag too.

>>74577980
seriously. who has had a good title fight in last few months. stipe. connor. amanda, cody, max that's it

>>74578006
>getting bullied by a girl

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>>74578006
dont ever insult my waifu like that ever again

>>74578017
manlets

alot of shit fighters as well as the famous ones, to be lackies, for her to beat up on

also the gm has issues making good fighters, they just are good at finding them

>>74578006
>close manlets passing around ugly sluts like they pass around elevator insoles

sounds about right

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>>74578027
she literally looks like Ildemar Alcântara

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When is /heem's/ boy Mickey Gall fighting again?

>>74578098
When dan hardy gets out of rehab

>>74578098

he is not my boy

at all. infact I'd go as far as to say he is my anti-boy

the first real fighter he faces with good striking and equal ground game is going to heem him to space

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>>74578050
women with non-european features look like men

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Where were you when Honda meme came to an end?

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I just had a long ass conversation about movies with The Zane Simon.

>>74578203
so did you swallow or spit

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>>74578145
you said it not me

>>74578217
A gentleman never blows and tells.

>>74578180
in the hospital with my dad

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>>74578244
is he okay?

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Oliveira vs Means
Correia vs Renau
Formiga vs Borg
Barboza vs Dariush
Rua vs Villante
Belfort vs Gastelum

>>74578264
looks like his wife is a slob. but all women are

I wonder if he has heated tiles.

>>74577670
>*gets remains flushed in toilet*

Found the fetus.

/Heem/, how do you think you'd do against Cain Velasquez in a wrestling match?

Train like a pro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEGU1lngrLM

>>74578289
Id marcelotine his ass so fast

>>74578298
>Train like a pro

I think you'd be surprised

being an adult means that you recognize Schaub as one of the greatest athletes of our time as well as THE greatest thinker in centuries.

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How many steaks a day?

>>74578264
he's recovered from what he was in the hospital for but he's an old man.

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>>74578344
>THE greatest thinker in centuries.
how can we trust his intelligence knowing how much head trauma he took?

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>>74578285
>Gastelum via TKO
>Renault via UD
>Formiga via SD
>Barboza via UD
>Rua via UD
>Means via KO

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kek

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>>74578285
Means
Renau
Borg
Barboza
Rua
Gastelum

>>74578433

lmao

I love it when dana spergs out on twitter

>>74578433
How do I get bantz like Uncle Dana?

>>74578526

just say the first thing that comes to your mind no filter bunch of a fucking goofs wanna talk smack you put em in their place no hesitation

>>74578526
be unabashed
arrogant
use weird lingo
be way under the letter limit

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>>74578285
Gastelum
Villante
Dariush
Borg
Renau
Means

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>>74578285
Gastelum
Shogun
Barboza
Formiga
Renau
Means

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>>74577759
>>74577768
>>74577773
>tfw
th-thanks

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>>74578543
let the anger flow through you

>>74578006
Ishihara FOR SURE has fucked every woman in Northern California

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>>74578285

Means
Correia
Borg
Dariush
Villante
Gastelum

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>>74576740
Every fight on the main card is Brazeew vs 'Merica huh? I get the feeling that one side is gonna end up salty at the end of the night.

>>74578285
whoops, i listed the fights inverted again

FN 106 is unironically a pretty good card

What happens when a girl gets her period on the day of a fight? Do you think it severely lowers their chances of winning?

Obviously I know the little bit of blood doesnt matter but my gf usually feels like complete shit the first day she gets her period. From cramps. gas, and mood swings.

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kek, dana is on a roll

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Khabib ran for the hills, but Conor will have nowhere to run. The greatest lightweight in UFC history will take his crown soon

>>74578632
so thats how that anon found lewis next to his gfs bed

>>74578629
if you're an adult male, this is a little alarming that you dont already know this. close to probably 90% of the women you know regulate their menstrual cycle with birth control. they dont get periods when they dont want them. talk to some of the women in your life about this

>>74578638
I have been dating the same girl for almost 10 years, she never went on birth control because of the shitty side effects. I often forget it exists

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>>74578638
>talk to some of the women in your life about this
o-ok

>>74578638

birth control is awful

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>>74578652
t. man who has never talked to a woman on birth control about birth control

>>74578664
t. projector

>>74578664
This

Gf was on birth control and stuck some ring in her vagina. Got to fuck her bare all the time and the thing made her super horny

>>74578683
And thats why she cucked you

>>74578686
>c-cuck!

Luke Rockhold tier levels of banter

>>74578719
>unironically getting triggered by cuck

schlub cuck detected

>>74578594
nice

Joe Lauzon vs Stevie Ray confirmed for FN Nashville

Thoughts /heem/

>>74578006
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/3/19/8257897/ufc-former-coach-rips-paige-vanzant-people-no-morals-loyalty-honesty-mma

>>74578855
more TAM fighters obsessed with loyalty

>>74578881
did you even read the article?

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>>74578285
oliveira
correia
formiga
barboza
rua
belfort

>>74578891
canadians dont know how to read

>>74578915
>meat

>>74578834
Lauzon will outstrike him easily

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How come they produce so many quality fighters?

>>74578951
They sell steroids in convenience stores.

>>74578951
how many brazilian champs right now?

>>74578915
ask her if she wants to listen to JRE with you after a hard day of training

>>74578963
>implying she would match me

Desu~~

>>74578951
diversity and multiculturalism

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>>74578951
®RENERGY

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How come teymur copying Conor's 50 g's baby quote isnt a meme

>>74578951
POO

>>74578915
What's the right approach to such self pedestal putting bitches?
I just started tindering and meet quite a few of those.

Do you guys submit your picks after watching today's episode of the MMA Vivisection?

>>74578999
rape

>>74578999
as soon as you meet start chopping the legs first

I bet they didnt bother to learn checking kicks

>>74578991
Because he's like the billionth person to do it

>>74579007
Lad please.

All I need is her collar. My hands will literally do the choking without me even noticing it. Oss!

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>>74579008
dont talk to me

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>>74579030

Conrad Macgrubber is the only person that can stop Woodley at this point

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>>74579034
pic is me and i am really happy with what he said

How do I stop feeling like killing somebody on my way home from training?

>>74579056
I know that feel. I just want to apply what I learned on others

>>74576817
Aren't they like third on the totem pole?

Lloyd Irvin

>>74578721
>haha you responded and now I won

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>>74578285
Means
Coheiaha
Formiga
Barboza
Villante
Gastelum

>>74578951
>you are now aware there are people in this very thread that aren't sure why there's so many brazilians in MMA

that maia feel

>>74579034
Absolute cancer.

>Pullout Merchant
Okay it's unsettling at this point.
How the fuck does he do it?

>>74578287
*gets cucked out of fertilizing*
found the sperm cell

>>74579034
how was this guy a marine?

>>74579161
The military is an institution dedicated to social justice you zilch.

>>74578951
>modern mma is essentially an outgrowth of bjj promotion

GEE I WONDER

>>74579171
never reply to me again if you value ur existence, you absolute zero

>>74579161
marine reserve and he probably did it solely so he could say afterwards that he was a marine

>>74579161
He's a big guy.

thats what I thought bozo

>>74579191
Please be nice

>>74579191
>some fucking donk replying to me
How dare you.

>>74579201
Im in miami bitch where you at?

>>74579150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwSHhHdu7T4

its like the quantum theory.it doesnt always work as expected

>there are casuals here RIGHT NOW who think that bear mauling 24-0 dagestani who started training at the age of fucking one won't end Cuckuy meme
Really makes me think.

>>74579048
Is Kobold McDonalds a good fighter?

>>74579209
I cannot understand what the fuck Nate is saying.

>>74579217
Khabib officially ended his own meme

>>74579217
>le can't make weight for the biggest fight of his life man

JUST

http://fansided.com/2017/03/09/cris-cyborg-jason-parillo-germaine-de-randamie/
Cyborg's ducking GDR.

Today is the day.

Today is the day I become the hero of my own movie.

Good bye heem, it's been a trip.

>>74579290
see you on saturday

>>74579290
send money to [email protected] plz

>>74579296
kek

For eyepokes, the receiving party should be able to decide to take one point or one free shot in the next round.

>>74579350
For nut shots, the receiving party should be able to do a running cup check.

id fuck zingano

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Watch it, Woodley.

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>>74579362
I would THRUST my PENIS into her VAGINA repeatedly until I achieved ORGASM and then buy her BREAKFAST

>>74579366
when is he coming back bros

>>74579290
>people think they are in a movie starring themselves

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>>74578285
The Phenom
Rua
Barboza
Borg
Renau
Means

If Tim Means and Barboza dont win I might neck myself tbf

I can not respect a man without cauliflower ear

>>74578634
This

>>74579498
That means they are good fighters

How do you feel now that the dust has settled and Khabib's career is effectively over?

>>74579498
What about a man who raises another man's son?

>>74579496
just get in my guard and I will do it for you

>>74579545
tony talking bullshit again, make more talking. ufc 211, I smesh you inshallah

>>74579496
neck tire yourself

i fight at 155 but i walk around at 225

cutting is easy as fuck any fighter that cant hack it is a pussy and doesnt deserve to fight in the ufc

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>>74579575

>25% extra win bonus for a finish
discuss

>>74579575
Have cake on fight week

>>74579576
Is that the fat boxing enthusiast?

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>>74579583
i wonder how many people would fight for FREE

>>74579583
No because then fighter pay essentially becomes cut. That 25% 'extra' will just be a result of taking 25% off the base win pay

>>74579583
Doesn't distinguish between inactive point fighters and action fighters fighting hard to put away guys.

>>74579595
Don't forget to donate. He'll answer YOUR question.

>>74579614
>not contributing to the production costs of content creators who you enjoy the work of

Are you poor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKIAhjgtyjo

what was she thinking

>>74579653
>tin of dip clearly visible in his back pocket

BASED

FUCKING

COWBOY

>>74579647
literally homeless

>>74579708
>dip
disgusting

>>74578006
dustin akbari, apparently hes the ladies man at TAM

>>74578951
steroids

What is Dan Hardy's IQ?

>>74579846
90

>>74579847

what is your max bench press

>>74579859
I dont bench why?

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>>74579811
n-no homo right bro?

This thread is deader than Kimbo Slice.

this thread is deader than ryan jimmo

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is mousasi husbando-tier?

>>74579911
looks too much like my cousin to be a true husbando, but yes

>>74579920
your dutch too?

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>>74579846
Enlightened people like Dan and Rogan dont use this pleb metric

>>74579941
yes im "dutch"

>>74579969
wish I didnt meme. kind of curious now

>>74579846
Didn't he say he does mushrooms every sunday? He must be woke AF

>>74579997
I know he's of Armenian descent, but he looks pretty Iranian idk

>>74580012
i think thats what mousasi is as well.

do you have armenian husbando looks too?