International Women's Day

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>>74566194

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These are the opening seconds of action at the 2012 Olympics.

>women in charge of kicking a ball

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One not from divegrass.

They're giving their very best. Equal work, equal pay!

>>74566583

she looks like my mam g-d bless her

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No idea if this one is legit or a joke.

hahaha..this is so sad. I mean when you watch girls playing like handball or tennis they actually look decent and skilled, but football man? they're like freakn toddles , its honestly embarrassing to watch, i actually cringe.

i kinda feel the same thing when watching xgames snowboard, but maybe it's simple because i know both sports well

>>74566718
Going for the wrong lane?

>>74566718
>>74566829
In actual fact, it's a hockey commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CXSL7TEyPo

>>74566801
I've watched pretty much every women's sport (briefly), and women's basketball dwarfs every other sport in terms of cringe.

>>74566489
Wtf, how stupid can they be.

Great thread OP

Holy shit, why is women's football taken seriously in some places? 11-year-old kids seriously play better football than this.

>>74566194
to be fair ive seen cavani make worse misses than that

>>74568657
Our womens team routinely loses to BOYS highschool teams and yet they demand equal pay lmao

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>>74566281

I wonder if OP has a gf

>>74566641

what the fuck were the referees thinking though

Women are fucking shit at everything compared to men. The only men who say women are equal are just saying it to get laid.

>>74568997
i have a gf of 5 years and i recognize that women are shit at EVERYTHING, in fact having a gf makes you more certain in such beliefs.

I'll just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ji2PQBonaA

>>74566514
>Thailand
>Women

>>74566194
DELET THIS

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>>74566194
to make matters worse, she was voted best player in europe.

>>74566641
This one makes my head hurt.

>>74568840
>routinely
>1 game
>more success, better representation of the country than men's team
Our men's team is a fucking embarrassment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwx0Uv93o8k

>>74566489
i really want to see the full video with sounds but the only thing i could find was a match report.

>>74566489
why did that girl point at the ball, was the keeper not allowed to pick it up? i don't remember a rule like that.

good thread britbro

>>74569598
are you on your period

>>74570144
If it was a goal kick, the opponents aren't even allowed in the penalty area.

saddens me how they get to play on a big stage

there should be some sort of olympics for couch potatoes like us

>>74570132
>>74570268

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

>>74570399
your flag is showing samefag

>>>/r9k/

POST

>>74570144
the ref blew an indirect freekick when she fucked around with the ball the first time and the keeper just places the ball right in front of the attacker

>>74570424
lotsa monkey here

thank you

>>74566403
this girl was born without reflexes or something?

>>74566514

Niggers are so stupid jesus Christ

>>74568840
They even lose to us

>>74566194
>All the Irish players are black
kek

>>74570481
>the ref blew an indirect freekick when she fucked around with the ball
that was what my question was about really, what was the freekick for?

>>74566583
Ahahaah

>>74570685
She picked the ball back up after letting go of it, you can't do that.

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Say what you will about how the US handles football

it works wonders for their women's national team

>>74566801
the less people are playing the more watchable the sport is (this doesn't mean fun)

tennis, beach volley, badminton, table tennis, archery, and to some extent indoors volley, don't make you want to gouge your eyes out like football or basketball

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>>74566281

how do you even manage to do that

>>74566583
good grouping tho

>>74570674
nice bait

>>74566253
Now this is just embarassing

>>74570842
>>74570944
post tits

>>74570842
I can't understand why the defense moves like that

Look at that girl running pointlessly behind the line marking an invisible forward

>>74570761
That's because while it is a shit system, they have SOMETHING for their women

A lot of countries pratically ignore women's football, even when men's football is big in the country. Look at >us, our women's team is fucking terrible.

>>74570988
>I can't understand why
>girl

>>74570808
>this is the level of women's football in a WC final

i can't believe we live in a world where this stuff is televised and taken seriously. imagine if a football fan woke up from a 15year coma to see this shit

>>74571074

>not watching high school tier football with qtpi grills

>>74571074
where is it taken seriously?

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>>74570761

>>74571074
It's hilarious that the BBC constantly peddle this utter fucking shite and demand that we respect it simply cos it's wimmin playing.

It's utter garbage, hilarious, but utter garbage and and absolute joke

>>74571086
you have football webms?

Can't believe the classic hasn't been posted yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzPYRFSUlCQ

>Andy Gray and Richard Keys creasing up at the standard on display

>>74566641
This one never seizes to make me chuckle... two whole teams not knowing how to play a game at the same time.
Most of the others are the kind of random bloopers you can find in any game of any sport...

>>74571074
>taken seriously

I bet half the time the male commentators have to hold their laughter not to offend their obligatory female commentator partner in these games. There's not one self respecting man that takes this shit seriously

>>74571192
you should get those seizures checked out

>>74566641
I almost choked from laughter the first time I saw this. The sheer stupidity of the whole thing is too much for me to bear.

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>>74566281

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>>74571463
mmm

>>74571855
>futbol americano

Es mano-huevo, culiao. Esa huevada que practican los estadounidenses no tiene nada de fútbol.

>>74568840
USWNT are to be applauded for being so good compared to other women. Doesn't matter that they lose to schoolboy teams, that's to be expected. Only the world's most misguided feminists would expect them to outperform male physicality.

What matters is that USWNT is the face of US soccer compared to the shit of the MNT. They are one case where it really is unfair that they are paid less and treated worse than the men.

>>74570761
>>74571029
It's true that a major reason USA and Japan are so successful is that the rest of the world is complete garbage.

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>>74575042

Anyone have the webm of the girls who row their boats into each other?

>>74570132
just gets better with age

wow another misogynistic thread on /sp/ what a surprise

>>74575277
Fewer people care about the USMNT than the women. We generally dgaf about soccer in this country, which makes this possible.

Is any of this news to you?

>>74575625
How is showing highlights from women's sports misogynystic?

>>74570132
I never understood how women like this even qualified for such events.

>>74570132
I didnt realize how funny this was until someone posted the men on the same course

>>74575740
link?

I always assumed those women were just going way too slow in an attempt to be careful, which obviously backfired.

>>74575737
Fucking this, how can they even be so poorly prepared?

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>he doesn't rate Marta

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>>74566194
Half of Barca's goals today would fit in this thread

>>74575776
One goat can't make the whole sport good

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>women in sports

SOMEBODY POST IT

>>74575772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6IaNaoxSVQ

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>>74566194
>posterized

>>74575945
The womens full event for comparison (source of the webm)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lCKeDl0l9c

>>74575945
Thanks leafbro. I don't follow this sport but it really underlines all the obvious technical mistakes the women are making.

Say what you want, this is one of my top 5 favorite goals and happiest memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr5xsomBuss&t=11s

It starts at 0:39

>>74575881
That shit from iniesta was brilliant

>>74575945
>>74575992
>its another even the slowest man would have destroyed the entire women's field episode
doesnt ever really get old

>>74576065
If Marta was male Brazil would've never been 7-1'd

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Someone needs to post the Snowflake Regatta as I don't think I see it here.

>>74576237
why doesnt that hoop have a backboard?

>>74576237
>>74576285
This is netball and I don't even know why it exists

>>74570944
omg she;s so brave

>>74566194
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>>74566528
How many gifs do you have, its like you planned extensively for this day in particular so technically, the joke is on you

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>>74576610

>>74575625
Everytime you cry wolf like that it hurts women IRL - stop it you fucking child. Come work with the fucking public in Western Sydney and see some real misogyny.

>>74566281
this one is especially egregious, what was the thought process behind that clearance, you don't even see kids making those mistakes

>tfw actually thought /sp/ was going to show women playing at a somewhat high level
>mfw this thread
never change /sp/

>>74566281

she's cute though

>>74580425
>women playing at a somewhat high level
you only have yourself to blame

>>74580425
alri, tumblr.

>>74566583
KEKK

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>>74575973
>that 4" of vertical

>>74566474
Not enough love for this one

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>>74566194
>no ultimate surrender webbums

seriously, is there any doubt women are inferior? i'm not being edgy or anything, but we started giving them rights less than 100 years ago and look what happened, meanwhile in asia they mock us for this reason and they have way more homogeneous and stable societies

>>74582288
It's not really their fault, but ours really. Nature made them pants on head retarded endocrine systems so then can bear children. We should've been firm about it since they started thinking they were equal.

>>74566641
this is so classic, notice the score doesnt even update , i bet even the scoring table was like "WTF?????"

4chan is the last bastion of freedom, we can have threads like this.

>>74566641
I did this once except i missed the layup

This is legit the funniest thread I've seen in 5+ years on 4chan

>>74575881
Marquinhos pls

>>74566641
this is the classic for a reason. mob mentality is huge with women. if one woman starts doing something, a lot will follow suit, just because that first woman seemed like she knew what she was doing. EVERY player acted based on the actions of the first girl to score, even though they've all had some training on the rules of the game.

Seriously, does this happen with men older than 12 years old? And if it does, is there an easily found collection like with these?

TIL that Spain won the Algarve cup yesterday, and that there is a thing called the Algarve cup.

Yay team

>>74576610
Lol found the woman

>>74576237
I rather watch women's netball than WNBA a thousand times.

>>74567210
This is true. I remember some interesting games in women's sports during the Olympics, like archery, volleyball or badminton. Even in winter sports like snowboarding, there are some gifted women. But women's basketball... just...

>>74582423
Given i was 16 and playing my 2nd ever game if fullcourt basketball

>>74566801
There's basically no requirements for reaching the top level in women's football. The top clubs hand out trials to any girl that can kick a ball.

>>74575042
They aren't paid more because the men's games still draw more viewers and sponsorship money. If the women want equal pay then get more people watching.

>>74571150

I love and hate this video.

I love it, because this is a correct and honest response, I hate it, because this response is no longer acceptable. The modern world is making a lier of us all.

>>74566386
she "jumped" a whole fucking 2 inches

>>74566514

>implying those aren't a bunch of juiced up ladyboys

>>74575692
considering a random WC group USMNT game got the same amount of viewers as the womens world cup final and MLS gets 4 times the average attendance of NWSL(and 13 times the total), I'd say you're full of shit

>>74567210
>>74566801

Ball sports that require more gross motor skills as well as higher order hand (foot) eye coordination and spatial ability seem to throw them more for a loop

>>74566253
>>74566266
Why is there a crowd for this?
Who wants to watch it?

Say we get 11 of the best soccer (football) players on /sp/ right now

would we able to field a team to beat women's national teams? How about the top ones?

>>74580425

Their "goal of the century" by Carli Lloyd at the women's world cup was a grade school tier midfield boot that the stupid ass keeper couldn't stop because she was 5'6 and playing way too high

literally a top 5 all time female play and it's backyard soccer retardation

>>74575692
You are so cucked it hurts

>>74581774
>reading comprehension

>>74583756
More women care about the women's nt than anyone cares about the mnt. I know that I don't give a fuck about the mnt, but my sister cares about the wnt, so there's some evidence right there.

>>74583635
Absolutely. I play volleyball which in the US is the number one sport girls play and only 22 D1 programs exist for men. at 17 one of my club teammates cousin was a player for penn states womens team which was by far and away the best womens team at the time.

our 17 club team (we got like 25th at nationals that year or something) was better than the best NCAA womens team.

Literally any sport will have high school boys being better than some of the best women in the world

>>74583852
I care about the mnt once every four years but never about the wnt, so there's some evidence right there.

>>74583800
>tumblrina

>>74583852
i don't know anyone who gives two shits about the wnt there's some evidence right there

>>74583635

Easily

>>74583888

I remember gym class in high school, the best volleyball players weren't even the actual team volleyball girls, it was the basketball and football dudes who'd barely touched a volleyball in their life haha

>>74583852
lol

>>74566412
That's at least a legal kick-off which is more than can be said for men's football :^)

>>74583906
>>74583924
Well you're some bitches, so I'd think you would care. It's mostly young women, and cucks, but they have a steady following.

>>74583635
I call winger. Can't be striker because 5'10"

>>74584157
>best XI
>manlet waves hand around trying to join the team
>nobody can see it behind the heads of all the real men, so he doesn't make the cut
That's rough. Better luck next year, buddy.

>>74566194
In 2014, Koiranen GP replaced their female driver, Carmen Jorda, who had failed to place above 17th the entire season, with Dean Stoneman, who proceed to rack up two wins and a second place in the same car.
>Women Drivers

>>74584255

Malet wingers are the best m8

Tall gods take striking, CM, or CB

>>74583916
>glad /sp/ can still make fun of women without shitposters
>somehow this makes me tumblr
reading conprehension, ahmed

>>74566281
She's paid to do this.

Let it sink for a while.

>>74584323
>>>/tumblr/

could a group of 11 randomly selected /sp/ posters defeat the """best""" 11 female footballers in the world?

>>74583635
I can fullback.
Former U-17 NT for third world country here.

>>74584411
no. too many fat fucks or people that dont play soccer on /sp/

now in basketball 11 randoms probably could

>>74584434
fourth world*

>>74584435

It's basically a requirement to play soccer at some level as a Yuro or south american so I'm guessing 90% of them have

>>74584452
I live well so I don't really care if a bunch of greasy indios die of hunger. If anything it benefits me.

>>74584434
Did you get to play at the Hernando Siles?

>>74584607
Once iirc, but I played in La Paz a bunch. You need to be well prepared, specially if you don't have home advantage, or were born there. Altitude WILL fuck you up.

>>74584644
>Altitude WILL fuck you up.
Exactly why I was asking. Seen a few games from their streamed and there have been proper, well conditioned professional players absolutely gasping for air and sometimes needing an oxygen mask

>>74584690
The oxygen mask thing is pure faggotry tho. You can just literally walk for a bit to regain air.
Food is what you need to wartch closely. Not many people realize how distressed the stomach gets at high altitude. Missi literally puked once in a NT match.

>>74584486
confirming this. even the fat kids played *football

>>74584779
He puked in the World Cup final at Maracanã too so I'm not sure that says much.

>>74583273
This

It's astonishing how people are so confused by this concept.

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>>74584816
Good point.
>google "messi pukes"
>die laughing

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>>74584903
>Messi Vomiting [compilation]

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>>74566641
>not the same webm as usually posted
what the fuck m8

>>74584023

Same here, also one time at a summer camp the instructor organized a volleyball match between us (the football section) against the volleyball girls.

> Completely destroy them 3-0 in the general disbelief
>The ones who weren't crying started making excuses

It was a glorious day

>>74583635

I played almost every role so i can be a good backup, also i can last 90 minutes + extra time as i got a pretty good endurance

>>74575973
lal that jump

>>74566641
There has to be an explanation for this, a logical one

>>74575625
Please kys

>>74592254
That's a very beautiful goal tbdesu

>>74592254
>>74601022
>it'd have gone in anyway
Kill stealer

>>74583886
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>74570733
But she didn't even take the goal kick yet, so play shouldn't have restarted.

>>74566227
What happens here? Can somebody explain? I watched it like 10 times but still don't get it.

>>74570268

Kek

>>74566281
You stupid fucks disgust me. She's clearly pregnant. Leave her alone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJE1bSxC4IU

>tfw I watched this hilarious shit with /sp/

>>74566801
the better you know the sport, the more you notice the unbelievable gap in skill between men and women
i used to think female volleyball was enjoyable because i only watched that, then i started watching men in the olympics and holy shit, it's a whole other sport
same goes for pretty much any other sport, although the less physical it is the less sizeable the gap is

>>74601532
Is it just me or do the women make far fewer serving errors than the men? I swear every other serve in the 2016 Olympics final was an error.

>>74583635
Comfortably. It literally wouldn't even be close.

The best women's teams can't beat 14 year old school boys.

>>74575992
>Those obstacles must be part of the patriarchy XD

ahahahahahaha

>>74601775

>Vietnam

>>74576610
Go to bed Hope.

>>74601775
(You)

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>>74583886
>women

>>74566583
Hammond is hot af though...

>>74601439
The play wasn't a goal kick.

>>74583635

I'll go on goal lads, had trials for me provincial schools team when I was 15, so I have what it takes.

>>74601444
women gks

>>74583886

ye gods

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>>74592212

my sides

>>74576237
>netball

I swear this is mixed teams in Holland.

As in women and men on the same team, not races ffs.

Wait, races too, nvm.

>>74606454
Huh. It looked like it was. Oh well.

>>74608035
Are you thinking of korfball?

>>74608111
jawohl

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>>74575042
>They are one case where it really is unfair that they are paid less and treated worse than the men.

>>74614575
His argument hinges on success being more important than actual ability where I think most people realise the better side should be paid more and clearly USMNT is the better side, the only reason USWNT is more successful is because the sport is segregated by gender.
desu I hope women get exactly what they want and they end up removing gender gap and you'll see all the men's teams refusing to sign up any women and the women's teams getting btfo and the pay gap will be justified.

>>74584434
do you still play professionally?

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The breasts of women in sports.

>>74566718
did not even attempt to get the ball, yellow card, seems like there was a goal scoring chance as well so arguable red