Eternal Arsenal Thread

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>AKBs still exist

wenger out

WONGA OUT

>>74565938
fucking hell I thought I couldn't hate them any more
disgusting

>>74565724
what is this blasphemy? arsenal didnt win shit until arsene showed up! nice job shopping some crusty brit in place of arsene, anon, but Arsene FC ain't shit without ARSENE!

>inb4 someone actually takes me seriously like i don't know there's a proper original version of fever pitch

>>74565724
>"George Graham's regime was like living in Iraq under Saddam [Hussein]," Limpar told Aftonbladet TV. "He was disgusting. You would turn up for training one day and he would call [one player] into his "room", although it wasn't a room because everyone could hear what he was saying. Then he [Graham] would say: 'I have sold you to Leeds.' So the player replies: 'I don't want to join Leeds.' Graham then says: 'Well, you just have to pack your bag and leave.'

WENGER OUT

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>look luis [suarez] i really wanna help you guys out, i really really do, but you took the game out of your hands when you gave up that last goal to cavani!

>>74566385
arghhh thats supposed to say "but you took the game out of my hands when you gave up that last goal to cavani"

12th man aint the only one having an "off day" huh?

>>74566342
>giving up on players just because they don't follow the rules

comeon, hasnt' arsene taught you anything? you only shitcan polish guys who smoke in the showers, otherwise you give >Your guys like theo, ox, ramsey, and now xhaka something like 5-10yrs to come good so you EVENTUALLY look smarter than everyone else!

>Everyone but Wonga OUT

>>74566493
feeling anymore WOB than before after last night's performance lad? I think you said you were still kind of on the fence about Wenger leaving before. Correct me if I'm wrong though.

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#ArsenalDNA?

(tho hey if alexis goes to P$G i want them to find a way to get rabiot back cuz >we need a CM/offensive-engine more than anything else right now. even alexis (tho that's quite debatable if you assume he's easily >our leading scorer again next year)

>embarrassing first leg thrashing
>manager announces he's leaving at the end of the season
>put in a brave, performance to be proud of in the 2nd leg

MUST

Holy shit

what a fucking game

WENGER OUT

>>74566741
i'm pretty much where i've been all season (i can't thump my chest like #WongaOUT but i'm growing more and more curious as to what a post-wenger arsenal side would look like)

PROS: obviously a new guy coming into, what, the #5 most valuable FC in the world might actually spend money [on players] like he's at the #5 most valuable FC in the world. not to mention that he's probably less likely to perennially create #FreeLucas! type situations cuz he insists on playing "his guys" like iwobi, ox, theo, ramsey, now xhaka, etc >>>> all else.

CONS: the gravy train is what it is at arsene's arsenal, and the lads know as long as they finish 4th/+ and survive their CL group there's no real expectations beyond that. a transition year or two to get rid of arsene's longtime guys who never fully "came good" (***OX***, theo, ramsey, etc) could have >us pulling a >moyes/LvG, or even worse, something more towards a liverpool.

that said, >we are something like the 5th most valuable FC in the world, so maybe in the immediate aftermath of #WongaOUT the board will let the n00b come in and spend $$$ like a big boy to make sure there's no "pulling a manutd-to-liverpool" after wonga goes?

>TLDR = i cant fully say WONGA OUT!!! but i can say i'm growing more and more curious as to what a post-wonga arsenal side would look like. and every time ox or especially iwobi starts over lucas i just cant help but wonder even more what another manager would do with this legit-proper side (that, as always, is...

OH MY GOD BARCA DID IT! 10-MAN BARCA DID IT!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WITH >>74566385 HAHAHAHHA I TOLD YOU UEFALONA WOULD HAVE A LIL HELP!!!!

>now P$G will six-sure offer alexis 300k/week to make this side better.

everything has to fuck arsenal in the end! =P

It's amazing how anything french is bound to fail (except henry).
PSG outdid >us in the pathetic department

>>74567767
>PSG outdid >us in the pathetic department

amen to that my brother! and even tho spuds have 56pts to >our 50 right now, you know when it's all said and done we're still gonna celebrate st totteringham's day this season (which is just that much more fun when >we pip them for 4th to knock them out of the CL =)

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That's going to kill Sanchez going to PSG.

Woww, with that sort of pathetic collapse, Unai Emery would be a fantastic replacement for Wenger.

>>74567925
This match was WWE tier, I'm still astonished
So much diving, abysmal refs, 5 minutes of added time, Di maria missing a sitter
what a shitshow

Thank god for PSG, no one will ever mention 10-2 again after that choke fest.

>>74567955
>That's going to kill Sanchez going to PSG
what? if anything i'd be more worried that they'll be willing to pay ~40mil/+ GBP for the x-fer and offer him 300k/week now, since they might be realizing that they need a legit goalscorer up front cuz at the end of the day cavani and angel d. maria aint gonna win you jack squat diddly shit.

that said, if P$G gets that much more desperate for alexis let him go to them if you can nick a cheeky rabiot on the way back! he can play for my team (even if his mom is hovering over the contract signing like "PUT IN A MANDATORY # OF APPEARANCES CLAUSE!)

>>74568079
>#ArsenalDNA

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>Barcelona actually did it
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE US IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>74568122
fun to watch though
2nd most entertaining match i've seen this season and far more entertaining than any of ours

>>74568122
yeah your boy nerman was diving like he was trying to medal in the olympics high dive or something. you could see that this game meant something to him.

of course, when you've got a front line of messi suarez neymar, you're up against a *shrug* team in P$G, and of course YOU'RE FUCKING UEFALONA IN THE FLESH, go figure that even a cheeky away goal for P$G and a 10-man barca wasn't enough to deny >>74566385 them from working their magic to give barca some much needed penalties when they needed them the most, couple in some "skills taught by LvG @ >>74566792 " and the result? UEFA gets their "fairy tale finish" which they can now hopefully ride into a barca/RM final, or possibly a barca/buyern final.

We have no right to gloat. Thank Wenger for that.

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>those barca player celebrations

imagine being able to feel that much joy from something

luis enrique in when?

>>74568739
honestly what wrong have i done to not deserve this kind of happiness?

>>74569062
happiness is a myth my friend

>>74569172
I hope envy is too.
Sometimes I imagine how good life would be for Barcelona fans and feel worse about my own

>>74569315
I have to admit it's been bretty good since messi debuted

>>74569062
>>74569315
>enjoying such a tainted win
India pls

>>74569393
>implying you didn't enjoy the Kosc handball winner

>>74569379
I should have just become a Barca fan when Henry joined you

Yfw you realise Wenger being sacked mid-season during a title challenge would have spurred the team on to win the PL

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>>74569883
>Wenger sacked this week
>coast through the next couple of games unspectacularly because there's no immediate replacement lined up
>Thierry Henry takes over just before the NLD
>we completely play Spurs off the park and it feels like that time he came back on loan and scored the winner against Leeds
>beat United a week later to secure top 4
>meet Spurs in the FA Cup final and do the same again
>then we just let the good times roll in

>Leicester sack Ranieri
>suddenly on a great run of form
>Enrique says he'll leave at the end of the season
>Barcelona overcome a 4-0 deficit

It's pretty obvious what we have to do now.

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>>74570632
>Scrape through Lincoln
>a couple of draws
>lose NLD to a Harry Kane winner of course
>lose to Mou as always
>knocked out by Moul/Chelsea again
>mfw

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>>74570797
>>lose NLD to a Harry Kane winner of course

didn't you forget "penalty" in there?

>Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain wants to join the exodus of players planning to leave Arsenal this summer with sources telling ESPN FC that the England midfielder is now determined to reignite his career away from the Emirates Stadium.

>The 23-year-old, whose contract expires in June 2018, completed the full 90 minutes of Arsenal's 5-1 Champions League round-of-16 second-leg defeat against Bayern Munich on Tuesday evening and also played the whole of Saturday's 3-1 loss at Liverpool.

http://www.espnfc.com/story/3077866/alex-oxlade-chamberlain-wants-to-leave-arsenal-this-summer-sources

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>>74570797
we've still got City, Spurs and United to play in the league so

>lose all of them
>finish 6th
>wenger announces he's staying for "at least two more years"
>Wilshere comes back and gets injured in pre-season training

>>74570874
by Coquelin or Gabriel

You can get odds of 4/11 on Wenger being manager next season at Arsenal
Make aswell profit from our misery

>>74570956
why is this so inevitable ;_;
>>74571034
who /bringGrahamback/ here

>>74570903
good, he is shit anyway, let them all leave and then pray that the new manager has good fortune when it comes to signing new players.

>>74570903
>tfw things have become so bad that I'm actually starting to think positively of Ox

unironically one of our best players in both legs against Bayern and watching him applaud the fans after the games with hardly anyone else actually made me feel a bit of compassion
Also, if he really doesn't want to "reignite his career" then I can't begrudge him that. It's a bit late as far as our team is considered but he's still young and could yet achieve something in football.

>>74570903
>Finally looking good
>'Later lads haha'
Fuck sake OX

>>74571114
It's not Wenger's fault that he can't train players properly. Players like Ox, Bellerin and Mustafi would probably develop into decent players under a competent manager. But under Wenger they're destined to be shit.

WENGER
FOREVER

Is Pires actually doing his coaching badges or is he just chilling around the club?

>>74568586
He's not my boy nor my nigga, it's a shame that it's JESUS that gets injured and not this histrionic diver

>Sanchez almost certain to leave
>Ox looking like he wants to leave
>Ozil probably going to leave if another club will take him
>Wilshere probably tempted to leave Arsenal as well

Seeing that Wenger is setting up the club to fail after this season, it's almost certain that he'll leave this summer.

>>74571971
>not rating based Neymar
disgusting

>>74572056
DIEDIEDIE

>rumours that Stan and his son favour Henry to take over if Wenger leaves

hmmmmmmmmmm

Whats going to happen to alexis and ozil?

>>74572128
Look uhhh we just have to wait and see.

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>>74572128
they'll stay if Titi takes over

>>74572170
looking at this makes me realise just how short alexshit is

>>74570903
First they back Wenga and then they wanna fuck off. What the fuck is wrong with this club?

>>74572128
Alexis to a European top 4 club, Mesut might stay because Wenger will extend 2 years.

>tfw no Henry, Zlatan or Pogba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3fm7Ej6HT4

>>74572217
He's can't openly criticise the manager without sounding like a complete bitch. But he is allowed to say that he is open to leaving, especially when the club hasn't offered him a new contract yet, without causing too much of a fuss at the training ground.

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Why is he so smug?

>>74572025
Ozil is shit and needs to leave.

Actually the only good players on arsenal ATM is Sanchez, bellerin, and koscielny.

The amount of signings Wenger skipped on because he's a fucking Jew is finally starting to bite. Hell he missed draxler just this January because is a cheapskate.

Arsenal need a complete overhaul. Players that want to actually win games and not just collect retirement money for exercising.

>>74572441
>Actually the only good players on arsenal ATM is Sanchez, bellerin, and koscielny.
amerishits strike again

>>74572457
2/3 not that bad

>>74572441
>Bellerin
He's a literal pacebabby. I like the fact that he seems to have a passion for the club, but all he does is run like a headless chicken. He can't defend and he can't cross. He's probably the sort of player that can get better under a better manager, but Wenger certainly won't make him any better.

>>74572457
Bet you think ozil is good and Wenger should stay too eh.

>>74572476
>2
Koscielny, while still our best defender right now, is steadily getting worse and it's noticeable. He's on the verge of being shit again. Pace has gone and he's making a lot of mistakes.

>>74572582
Clearly Wenger won't get the best out of him. Good players need good managers. Not some dumbass that thinks losing 5-1 three times in a row to the same team is fine.

He should go back to Barca. They need a RB and Jorge sampaoli would work his ass out.

>>74572585
bellerin is not good

>>74572625
At arsenal.

>>74572405
Because he knows he has clubs lining up for him while everyone else is stuck

>>74572605
and yet he is still the linchpin that holds arsenal's defense together
but yeah I agree he is on a downward slope

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>come home
>see the PSG score


we didn't do too bad desu

>>74572737
Idiot. We lost 1-5 at home and 10-2 on aggy.
They won 4-0 at home and lost 6-5.

Our's is much worse ffs

hope lincoln rekts this banter club and wenger is assassinated by claude.

Arsenal board believe Wenger will finish season strongly with #afc & can take the club forward next season, @guardian_sport reporting.

>>74572825
rather be shit than choke desu

>>74569774
>Arselel's best ever player
>barely even a footnote in Barcelona's history

Really made me think..

>>74572874
>1-0 up at home
>end up losing the match 1-5

think about what you're saying for a second mate

>>74572923
apples and oranges la

>>74572683
curse of the captain and that

>>74572894
>best player ever
Slippy pls

>>74572894
who is Liverpool's best ever player?

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>>74570981
>[LOLKANESCORES 2H penalty conceded] by Coquelin or Gabriel

uhhh m8 i think you forgot about someone here

>inb4 xhaka coquelin and gabriel form a rap group called "three studs up"

Arsenal are still a joke.

>>74572874

Losing 5-1 to the same team, 3 times in a row, is worse than what just happened to PSG.

>>74573166
been a joke since 2009 m8, arguably 2007 but I give them some slack cause new stadium.

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>>74571674
>Is Pires actually doing his coaching badges or is he just chilling around the club?

honestly at this point i think he just hangs around the club to siphon his eternal youth off of the lads (i.e. how do you think cazorla got so old so quick? ...while pires still looks to be a robust ~37 years old tops? =)

>>74570903

Which top club would even want Ox?

Other than Ozil and Alexis, the best these other guys can hope for is Dortmund.

>>74573185
I rather that then choke like PSG did desu

>>74572170
>>74572213
>if alexis eats his vitamins and says his prayers he might still one day grow up and be able to properly va va voom!

>>74573205

You'd rather lose 15-3 on aggregate in the space of a year to the same team?

At least PSG can make the case they were "robbed"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYOy8qkYWFE

just bring him home ffs

>>74573251
Didn't watch the PSG game but yes, i rather be ridiculously bad than us choking

would hurt me more desu

cech out
debuchy out
gibbs out
mertersacker out
gabriel out
monreal out
jenkinson out
ramsey out
ozil out
coquelin out
alexis leaving
theo out
iwobi bench this fucker
sanogo out
whoever is the next manager I wish him luck because this team is hopeless.

>>74573316
you forgot cazorla, elneny and xhaka

>>74573316
all this dead wood will give 110 million max too.

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>>74572625
>bellerin is not good
b-but hey at least he's quick/fast at not being good! like he can go and bust ass to get to balls that most can't get to... so he can then fail at contributing even that one good cross/ball-in per game that #BLACK/sagna was always good for!

>tfw iwobi is >your new "diversity hire"

>>74572837
>Arsenal board believe Wenger will finish season strongly with #afc & can take the club forward next season, @guardian_sport reporting.

TRANSLATION = the board believes that arsenal still has a decent chance at the FA Cup so "any year with a parade is good enough"

>>74573437
>tfw Iwobi doesn't even get the "at least he's quick" excuse

not sure what he even does desu

>>74572923
and hey, just think.... i believe the games were a combined 1-2agg when kosc departed each respective game (yeah a bit nitpicky to say kosc was technically sent off b4 buyern's first goal yesterday, but still)

>really makes you think, huh?

>>74573543
you know on IRC a couple'a months ago someone asked "so what exactly is xhaka supposed to be good at?" --- all i could muster was a quick retort of "getting carded?"

...then i'd find out during the first buyern leg that xhaka led the bundeslida in bookings/cardings for THREE SEASONS STRAIGHT b4 wonga signed him up for 35mil (a move which i increasingly believe was meant to cover for missing out on kante, who's another guy who could "play for my team")

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/03/08/arsenal-crisis-deepens-ozil-oxlade-chamberlain-ready-follow/
The crisis enveloping Arsenal is set to deepen with Mesut Ozil and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain ready to follow Alexis Sanchez out of the exit door this summer.

Telegraph Sport understands that Ozil has not responded to Arsenal’s latest contract offer, over £200,000 a week, with friends in Germany claiming he wants to quit the Emirates.

The 10-2 aggregate defeat to Bayern Munich in the Champions League has increased calls for Arsene Wenger to go when his contract expires at the end of the season, but the future of the club’s manager is not the only problem facing owner Stan Kroenke and chief executive Ivan Gazidis.
@guardian_sport
Arsenal board believe Wenger will finish season strongly with #afc & can take the club forward next season.

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>>74573204
>>Which top club would even want Ox?
>
>Other than Ozil and Alexis, the best these other guys can hope for is Dortmund.

i think you just [inadvertantly?] answered your own question m8...

>and yes re: "top club" <McBain> THAT'S THE JOKE!

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>>74573628
>The crisis enveloping Arsenal is set to deepen with Mesut Ozil and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain ready to follow Alexis Sanchez out of the exit door this summer.

semantically speaking, any crisis re: alexis [and i guess ozil?] leaving arsenal is only made better by that dumbshit ox also leaving (so you know wonga won't be able to spam him 24/7/365 a la iwobi to fill up the position/minutes that alexis leaves behind)

>>74573641
i think ox would be great with klopp in CM desu. hope that doesnt happen but he does have the good character/muh passion shit liverpool/klopp love

>>74573437

Selling Sagna was so dumb

I honestly believe that Mourinho can turn Ox into a great player

>>74573628
>Telegraph Sport understands that Ozil has not responded to Arsenal’s latest contract offer, over £200,000 a week

Daily Mail or someone shit like that is reporting that we offered £280,000 a week

lads I just miss Henry to be honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwux8Y5D9t0

>>74573784

remember when he came back and scored that goal against southampton?

Lauren

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>>74573710
dude, ox is one of those players where the theory of him sounds so damn great [see: his england career] that it's a tantalizing proposition to have him out there fit as a whistle ready to [finally] carpe diem and do his thing...

...then you watch him out there and he's a fucking dumbshit who's generally the most purely wasteful player on the pitch (and don't forget his egregious turnover in the waning seconds of the 1-3 home/1st leg loss vs monaco = gave them their margin of victory to advance... and likely happened cuz ox was casual cuz he had just scored arsenal's goal a minute or two earlier, so he was chill and relaxed like "I DID MY PART TODAY!" ... fucking dumbshit!

let him go be wasteful for a LFC team that would do well to do what arsenal's done for the last ~10-12yrs.

>>74573731
i understood it at the time. he was on the wrong side of 30, city was gonna blow up his wages to such an extent that he was gonna ge a nice wad of cash to ride off into the sunset with (and where is he now?) and even when >we first got debuchy he seemed like he was better than sagna..... before he got hurt and brought out the bellendo revolution anyways!

i dont think anyone at the time could have predicted that debuchy would crash and burn so spectacularly, and that bellendo would be complacent with just being fast once he made the first XI regularly *shrug*

>>74573964
Where the fuck did this autistic yank cunt come from? Mate, these threads have become cringey enough without you throwing in your tl;dr ramblings every few posts, give it up.

>>74573628
Always rated the Ox. People moaned about his finishing or last ball, and though I felt that was always overblown, moving him to central midfield should bring out the best in him while not relying too much on his finishing to be successful. If Wenger doesn't consistently play him there for the rest of the season I won't even know what he's doing anymore. He was just lacking confidence and just needed a string of good games and the support from real fans behind him.

It's bittersweet to see that he's playing so well at the moment but there's hardly anyone else in the team that shares his desire. When he got the yellow for "dissent" you could see how frustrated he was with the situation but even after that he kept sprinting for every 50/50 ball and gae his all until the final whistle.

I can't fault his performance last night. One of the best individual performances I have seen from anyone lately, and he's one of the few (very few atm) reasons I have that Arsenal can still one day be a world beater.

I watched him after the match ended, when this pic was taken. You could see the pain in his face after the final whistle. But when everyone else had left the pitch, he took off his shirt, threw it to the crowd, and applauded the North Bank and the crowd applauded him back for several minutes. There hasn't been much I can say I've been proud of watching this season, but Ox has made us proud.

>>74569315
time to start supporting one team in every league

here are mine:
Arsenal
Juventus
Real Madrid
Bayern
Monaco
benfica
river plate
spartak moscow

eternal soccer faggot thread

>>74574142

Never really understood this supporting one team in every league meme.

If I think a match is gonna be good then I'll just watch, without any investment.

>>74573628
Ozil isn't going anywhere. No top club in their right mind would take him. He's a terribly shit player.

Eternal sage thread

>>74574196
required for banter purposes

i don't really care or get invested

>>74574218
inter would take him and could afford him.

>>74574218
>No top club in their right mind would take him

OX to united confirmed

>>74574218

>No top club in their right mind would take him
Not true, Juventus, PSG, even Bayern would all love to have him.

>He's a terribly shit player.
He starts for Germany in a stacked position.

Brenny in when?

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/10794563/who-should-arsenal-sell-have-your-say-on-the-gunners-squad

cool poll thing. see what our muslim fans think

>>74574142
Chelsea, PSG, Atletico madrid, inter Milan, Dortmund.
Those are the only leagues I watch.

>>74574196
I just like the play styles of these teams. My number 1 has been Atleti since someone took over. Once he's gone back to Chelsea.

>>74574218
mou would take him

galatasaray or besiktas would snap him in a heartbeat and Arsenal could probably scam them for a good deal

>>74574142
>this post
>that flag
amerilards, everyone

>>74574315
>Not true, Juventus, PSG, even Bayern would all love to have him.

To do fucking what? He's been fucking terrible since he left Madrid.

>He starts for Germany in a stacked position.

Again completely baffling. Germany has so many better amf/playmakers that it continues to astound me that they play him. His work rate is shit. His attitude is shit. His playing is shit.

>>74574333
Mourinho would absolutely not take him. Mourinho is the one who called him out for his shit.

>>74574423
To be a much better player than he is when he has an Arsenal shirt on.

I used to watch him when he was still at Bremen, and Arsenal has stunted his growth a lot. He needs to go to a proper team where he's not surrounded by pure trash.

>>74574448
just bullshit to sell his book

looking forward to the post-wenger/ozil/sanchez era.

should be an interesting couple of seasons. wouldn't even mind a season in the europa league. would be a nice change of scenery innit

>>74574552
this

>>74574552
literally be a midtable side for at least 3 years if they dont get someone with ambition to take over.

>>74574552
lukaku in
poach all of monaco's team
koeman as manager

>>74574593
i think thats guarenteed whoever we get. wenger has bought so much complete shit and theyre mindfucked by now. atleast chelsea had some GOATs for conte to take control of. we are giving a new manager fucking walnut as our best attacker once those guys fuck off

>>74574593
thats bullshit

just hire a normal manager and not some mouyes quality mid table shitter

lots of good managers on the market literally all the top teams are rotating managers

>>74574593
That's much better than this rollercoaster ride

>coq
>lel neny
>ox
>walnut
>gibbs

remove all light skins desu

>>74574644
>just hire a normal manager
have you looked at the arsenal squad compared to its suppose competitors? wenger should have insane criticism for the amount negligence he has shown to this squad, the top players of the club are also all leaving by end of season. whoever comes in will need time and money to build anything worth challenging for sliverware.

>>74574142
You must have such a deep connection with Spartak

>>74574642
there's still some redeemable players here.

does anyone really think for a minute that ox, ramsey, xhaka, mustafi would play this badly, if they moved to say man utd under mourinho? I think they would all improve instantly under a half decent manager

>>74574835
they're all shit

does 6th place qualify for EL?

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>>74574796
won a 32 team tournament with them on Fifa 99 once

>>74574889
no.

>>74574889
no but if spurs/city/chelsea/united win the FA cup and whoever wins it also finishes top 4 and qualifies for champions league whoever is 6th takes their place.

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>tfw wenger hasn't died in a plane crash with Ozil, coquelin, welbeck, giroud. and Sanchez

WENGER IN

>>74573628
>Sanchez works hard
He just knows when to press. Ozil makes a shit ton more runs off the ball.

>>74575102
lightly jogging away from defenders and the ball does fuck all for us

>>74575088
leave welbz alone senpai

Kolo Toure

Ivar Ingrimarsson

Alexander Hleb

hello where are the signings

At least no one cares about Arsenal's blunder anymore. Maybe the club should just stay out of CL for like 3 years so the board of businessmen would just leave due to lack of profits.

Andriy Arshavin

Khedira when?

>>74576911
Why would you want used goods?

Why don't Arsenal get Luis Enrique?

>We will never perform like Barca

>>74573204
Mourinho loves him for some reason.

>>74573204
Not really a top club but Ox would fit in well with Southampton

>>74576659
he really is immensely talented. would take him over any of our wingers atm
>>74577163
we need someone who can teach the players how to defend desu and his defence tactics are worth shit

RvP was the hero we deserved
Why didn't you listen?

>>74578333
Nasri to a degree too. The signs were all there.

>>74573628
>English players thinking they can leave Arse
No chance, you're not worth 20 million plus OX but that's what we can demand easy.

So, Unai Emery looks like the perfect candidate to replace Wenger, innit.

>>74578469
>chokes to Barca and Bayern
>eliminated in Ro16 every year
>manages 4th/5th place finishes
>doesn't know how to handle a club full of money
spot on

>>74566493
>shitcan polish guys who smoke in the showers
Wasn't Wheelchair given the cold shoulder for a similar stunt once too?

>>74575157
Forgot to ask the other night, but didn't he get injured again right before the game?
What the flying fuck is going on with this club?!

were either of the barca penalties legit?

>>74574611
This
And when Koeman fucks off to manage Barca in two years, get Allegri

>>74573204
Maybe City. He is young and English, that will help. Would also be an amazing RB stand-in for Valencia at United.

BBC reporting that Simeone wants the Arsenal job:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/4773353.stm

>>74579364
You're a bad person

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>>74579364
I will not get my hopes up

>>74578826
no

>>74579364
wew. i mean managers say a lot of things. nice to see he respects us though

>>74578826
both

best we can hope for is someone who's out of a job
maybe Mancini or Blanc?

http://www.espnfcasia.com/arsenal/story/3078458/arsene-wenger-fan-protests-a-factor-in-arsenal-future-decision

Help kick him out if you're in London.

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more like arsene penger lads

desu he looks old even when he was young

>BBC reporting Wenger is likely to remain in charge next season. Says board not convinced there's a better option.

>>74579663
Tbf, they're probably right, which is why he should have fucked off a couple of years ago. Anyone else they could get at the moment would be a punt.

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happier times

>>74579663
It's like a bad sitcom that keeps getting renewed year after year

>>74575046
How about 7th?

>>74579699
neverton will always choke whenever they get within a chance of possibly considering maybe trying to think about doing something impressive. they put our bottling factory to shame

>>74579695
wenger is le bazinga man

>>74573204
Oxlade-Chamberlain and Gibbs wouldn't even get much playing time for Dortmund. They have Guerreiro to start out left, and Schmelzer as backup. And they have enough young attackers on the wings. Wilshere could probably replace Castro, but even then for a similar fee they could get Dahoud, and not risk losing a German player from their lineup.

>>74578477
>Managing slightly above average team in a league where 1st 2nd and 3rd are all but unassailable spots reserved for barça/Atleti/real
>Consistently takes next best spot
>Win Europa league every season
>Move to PSG
>Get robbed by uefalona.
You're right.

>>74573204
I could see Chelsea being interested purely because they're light on English players and there aren't many top ones available(not that Ox is a "top player" but he'd be a decent option for competition).

>Mesut Özil has rejected a £200,000-a-week contract offer from Arsenal. (Source: Daily Mail)

Well, that's that then. They're easily the best and more reliable newspaper (for sports) nowadays.

Do we have a list of all the amazing transfers Wenger has skipped over the years because he's a cheap shit?
The most obvious ones I remember
>Suarez
>Zlatan
>Pique
>Draxler recently

>>74579889
I could see ox easily replacing victor Moses.

>>74579932
Cristiano Ronaldo

>>74579932
Kante
Hazard

>>74579932
Mata
Isco

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pls ox don't leave you're the cutest pacey nigger

wenger OUT though fucking OUT get lost you fucking skeleton

>>74579932
He missed out on Kante, although he signed Xhaka for £5 million more so I'm not quite sure what he was doing there.

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>>74580004
>I'm not quite sure what he was doing there.
No one does anymore.

>>74579691
>Tbf, they're probably right
arsenal's team cost more than bayern's

he's won 2 fa cups in 12 years at the 6th richest club in the world

fucking allardyce could do the same

>Comment from the Arsenal chairman

>Arsenal chairman Sir Chips Keswick has issued the following comment:
>"We are fully aware of the attention currently focused on the club and understand the debate. We respect that fans are entitled to their different individual opinions but we will always run this great football club with its best long-term interests at heart.
>"Arsène has a contract until the end of the season. Any decisions will be made by us mutually and communicated at the right time in the right way."

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20170309/comment-from-Arsenal-chairman

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>>74580039
>best long-term interests at heart

The problem is that you can set up too much for the long-term and just end up chasing rainbows.

Wenger out!

>>74580039
Fucking hate Keswick. Very dismissive of fan sentiments.

>>74580268
Yeah I seem to remember a couple of years ago he got really funny at an AGM when the fans were pressing him on Stan's role.

arseblognews @arseblognews
New: Wenger confirms Arsenal approach for Kylian Mbappe
I despise Wenger

>>74580358
Why would be play for a loser like him?

>>74580358
>Winning player would willingly go to arsenal
Doubt it.

>>74580387
>"winning player"

What exactly has he won?

>>74580358
"Approach" as in "Look, er, I could've signed him 2 years ago" ?
Or is he actually going to bid for Mbappe in the summer (and inevitably get turned down)

Oh God I'm already talking like I've accepted that he's staying for 2 more years REEEEEE WENGEEEEEEER

>>74580513
It'll be both. They'll offer an insulting amount of money, and he'll invariably go somewhere else for more. And in a couple of years when he's GOATing it up Wenger will be able to brag in a press conference ahead of their relegation clash with Leeds how he nearly signed him a couple of years ago.

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LEAVE PREMIER LEAGUE TO ME

>>74580054
Daaaaaaamn

>>74580039
>Any decisions will be made by us mutually
>mutually

>>74573852
do you mean Leeds, fat yank

>>74580513
>bid for Mbappe in the summer
We should just go about it how Bayern signed Renato Sanches last year. Before the window even opened and without making a big fuss about it.

But alas

>>74574142
yanks please go follow another sport this is too cringe

you lads seen Wenger's comments today?

>When asked by BBC sports editor Dan Roan whether staying at the club would taint his legacy, the Frenchman said: "I don't work for my image I work for this club, with full commitment.

>"How I will be judged in one way or the other is not my problem. I love this club, I am loyal to this club and I make the right decisions for this club and I will continue to do that."

>I make the right decisions for this club and I will continue to do that
>I make the right decisions
It's baffling. He's completely convinced he's doing the best for the club.

>The humiliating 10-2 aggregate defeat against Bayern Munich saw Arsenal eliminated at the last-16 stage of the Champions League for the seventh successive season.

>When asked about that record, Wenger responded: "In the last nine years only once have we been the worst performing English club in the Champions League."

And this is just ridiculous.

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>>74581083
>"It's easy for me to asssess the game. I think overall as long as it was 11 against 11, we produced a top-level peformance," he said.

>"After that it became impossible for us to qualify.

>>74581083
>"In the last nine years only once have we been the worst performing English club in the Champions League."
This is why I can't take my m8s seriously when they say >we were challenging for the title the last three seasons. Everyone at the fucking club knows we're 2nd best and that culture is not moving an inch with Wonga about. CL qualifying and the group stages, that's our lads cup final.

>>74581083
Dementia is not something to laugh at

You know it's sad because I do believe he cares for the club, but it's like seeing your grandad driving while he's in his 80s. You want to snatch his car keys off him and stop him from driving like a prick before he hurts someone.

We need Wenger Out protests like the last one at every home game for the rest of the season to be honest lads.

just a little update on that kid you loaned to Arsenal

hes shit

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>our next manager isn't going to be French

Gonna be weird senpaitachi

>>74581229
*to Charlton

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>>74581237
>Henry isn't French

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>>74581237
>Implying
Madrid don't rank him enough, we'll show him love.

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>>74581245
>implying Henry won't be Adams-tier manager

>>74581249
He could still win the league in his first full season, I think he'll stay at Madrid a little longer

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>>74581293
I'd still take Adams over Wenger right now anyway.

>>74581315

I'd take Brenny over Wenger just to see some crazy transfers desu

The attacking trio of Moses - Random Latin American Striker - Chamberlain will terrify defenders

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>>74581360
>Brenny got closer to winning the league that wenger did since 04

really makes you think

I rate Ox desu, hope he gets into a better team

>>74580454
Go take a look at the Ligue 1 charts m8. Then look at how old he is.

>>74579932
Lionel Messi

>>74581083
he is mentally ill, should be diagnosed asap

>>74579693
>Not remembering the ultimate choke that followed

>>74581913
this also applies to this dude >>74581672

>>74581969
ESPECIALLY that dude, christ imagine believing in the ox, senpai is everton tier at best

>>74582097
>you
>calling others mentally ill

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>>74582172
Takes one to know one as they say

>>74582097
Arsenal are Everton-tier now though.

Hope Lincoln beat us

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>>74582194
>tfw

>>74582223
same desu, wont happen like but I just want this season to be over with already

>>74582193
fair enough lad

>>74582097
Tbf m8, under any other top manager ox would be a world class winger/wingback.
He's got stamina and pace, tracks back, decent skill. All he needs is to work on his end product. Fucking shame Wenger is worthless.

>>74582361
Ox is a fucking CM lads
Literally every decent game he's had this year has been on CM
He's the next Santi

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>>74582444
>ox
>having a decent game

>>74582444
the only thing i'll give ox is that even tho i despise him i'd stil rather have him at CM than xhaka or espeically el-neny.

>>74581031

How's APOEL doing this year? fgt.

Joel Campbell to return to Arsenal, Sporting unimpressed. #AFC

>>74582444
He's not. It just looks that way because he has stamina and is all over the place under a shitty manager.

Under a good manager like conte he'd be an ideal replacement for victor Moses. Rmf/fullback.

>>74582920
under a good manager like conte, he'd be fucked off asap

Would you take losing to Lincoln on the weekend if it meant Wenger is immediately sacked?

>>74583054
Sadly no, nothing will

it seems like he will never leave

>>74583054
I really don't give a shit about the FA Cup. It's a pleb tier trophy now whose prestige has been devalued to the point of being barely worth more than the league cup.

>>74579634
We need to take the protests off the Internet
Every home the fans should burn an effigy of wenger outside the ground and chant wenger out every 10 minutes during the game
Then move it up to pitch invasions, throwing bottles and garlic on the pitch

Literally make it unavoidable rather than a pathetic wenger out and a few boos when he lose, remember that pathetic walk out last season?

>>74583089
I would be happy with another FA cup in all honesty

Plus I think it would give Wenger a nice send off, maybe encouraging him to head on

FA cup guide
>Beat Lincoln 2-0
>Draw Spurs
>Beat them since its at Wembley
>Get btfo in final by Man City, Man United or Chelsea

>>74571082

He's in his 70s now, and the last team he managed was Spurs 16 years ago.

>>74574142

The point of supporting a team is to stick with them through everything. Even the really shit moments. I know some Villa and Everton fans in Canada who do everything to watch every game they can. It's not about bandwagoning annually successful clubs, like those nigerian kids that switch from Chelsea to City back to Chelsea.

>>74574218

He's slow but makes beautiful passes. Italian clubs would take him in a heartbeat if they weren't so broke

>>74578333

Because he went to Man United. He was brutally honest (like all dutch people), but at the end of the day only cared about himself. If he cared about the club, he would've stood his ground until Arsenal was forced to accept Juventus' 8 million pound offer

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>>74584952
Top, top CB in his prime but I never liked him because he came from Spurs. Could never understand how most Arsenal fans accepted him. I mean I can, because Invincibles and all that, but still. Also he's a complete idiot.

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Should he play a role in the arsenal set up?

>>74585434
Why wasn't he on AFTV? TY's the best after DT

>>74585556
Claude probably had enough and murdered him before he could speak

>>74574218
Mou would have him at Utd, and use him as a off the bench impact player like he was at Halal Madrid

>Alexis Sanchez's agent Fernando Felicevich had lunch with (director of Chelsea) Marina Granovskaia at London's Dorchester hotel. Interesting.

https://twitter.com/CarefreeDaily/status/839831440888070144

>>74586143
Nah, Ozil could never be the super-sub/impact player.
At Madrid he was the start matches but get subbed off after 70 minutes because he becomes less influential as the game goes on guy.

>>74585556
He was busy arguing with a steward. Seriously.

https://twitter.com/OLPMFifa/status/839232856530440192

>>74586170
Look through his twitter

>>74586170
Pretty sure that agent has more than one player under his wing

Also, Marina is a hot milf.

>>74585556
Robbie said Ty was late because he was still inside the stadium when they finished shooting. He did came later and they had a chat. Ty blamed the ref and is still Wenger IN just like Chris.

>ozil started following Ribery on Instagram 10 mins ago

He's defo leaving for bayern

>>74578826
The first one was 40% legit and the second one was 120% not legit.

>>74579948
This one is legit, tho. Not being cheap-shit, just the player deciding to join the other team.Wonga had CR7's mom in the bed la.

>>74579932
Well, he was "eyeing" one of the pacey darkskinned French boys Manure got (Memepiss?), but was told they ain't for sale.

>>74580054
The long term interests for Arsenal are playing CL every season. That's it. No matter the results.

>>74580554
This.

>>74581083
I don't blame Wonga for that second game.
I do blame him for blowing the first fucking one and setting the team in such a position where advancing was virtually impossible. In the second leg, up until the red card, Arse was putting in effort like they should from the first minute of the first game.
The end result is on him.

>>74587002
>I don't blame Wonga for that second game.
sort yourself out m8

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>>74587002
>I don't blame Wonga for that second game.

t.ty

>>74583685
but we need to learn how to defend ;_;

Can't believe people are suddenly sad Shitberlain is leaving.

He is a terrible play who should have fucked off ages ago. A few dribbles against Bayern is not impressive, he did that 4 years ago as well. He's shit. He was part of a midfield that conceded 10 goals over 2 legs. Fuck him.

https://twitter.com/AFCfreddie8/status/839275315843190785


hope this cunt dies of cancer desu

>>74588563
lmao i know right? I honestly don't give a fuck if he goes, on reddit I saw the thread and people seemed to care, it was weird

fuck him
>>74588708
would be ironic if i got cancer

>>74588708
>Brit
>Cuck

Everything in order

>>74587039
>>74587302
Don't know how I could make myself more clear on that.
The first half of the second game looked pretty good. Thanks to Mr Wenger for that. If it wasn't for that stupid red card, the whole match could look as good.
And no, I don't think >we could advance, because of how the first game ended. Thanks to Mr Wenger for that too.

>>74588563
this desu
offering him a contract extension will be the same sort of mistake we made with Coquelin

Its the same with Theo, he went through a good patch and they give him a butt load of money he didn't deserve

Ox hasn't done shit this season that's worth a new contract anyway

>>74588867
Walcott is unironically a legend, the lack of respect you nonces show him always triggers me.

>>74588993
testimonial this year la

also, you lot seen this? thought it would have been posted here before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5q4ZbyvdkY

>>74588993
almost left us for few extra ks he eventually didn't deserve?

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>>74588993
fuck off

>if they get rid of Wenger they'll find themselves in the position of not getting top 4, the grass is always greener!

But we have, at most, 4 years left of him anyway. This will be an issue either now, when we're accepting the fact that we will probably regress, or then, when we will expect immediate results.

https://twitter.com/ArsenalsNews/status/839958854024716288


When?!

>>74582097
but arsenal are worse than everton la

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>>74589251
>5'9"
not even once

>>74589041
>us

>>74589251
Think Dortmund have him lined up incase Auba is sold.
>>74589309
Image context?

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>>74589400
>Image context?
japanese website that translates 4chan slang/memes

Morning lads. Any news on the new owner, board, manager and players to Arsenal situation?

>>74590149
Yes.
Jewmaican new owner
Austria, Tet, Danish pastry and American autist as the board members
Me as manager

As far as new players, we'll work that out together, but we'll also be having open trials for /arse/ as players. If you're lucky you could be the next Cohen Bramall (I think that's what his name was).

>>74590149
FlimFlam is buying the club

>>74590274
is he still at Palace or did they release him?

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>>74590274
>all long sleeved kits will have ripped sleeves

>>74586947
Carlo ancelloti is not taking this lazy fuck. I swear he'd be in reserves until he gets loaned to some shit club to play like shit with other shit players. Arsenal and arsene Wenger deserve him.

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>>74590218
>tfw you are the new Arsenal LB

http://www.espnfcasia.com/paris-saint-germain/story/3078895/psg-fans-heckle-players-damage-cars-at-airport-after-barcelona-loss-club

Arsenal fans are gutless.

>>74590583
Based