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India 189 & 274 v Australia 276 & 112 (35.4 ov, target 188) India won by 75 runs

Sri Lanka 321/4 (88 ov) v Bangladesh

New Zealand v South Africa (11:00 local | 22:00 GMT -1d | 09:00 AEDT | 08:30 ACDT | 06:00 AWST)
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>>74542462
1st for 1-1
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Big Boy Straff
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>straffo's pinned tweet from Jan 26 still has no retweets, likes, or replies from someone other than himself
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Bad Boy Straff
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>>74542475
Almost feel bad for him
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Australia will tie the series
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>>74542704
cheeky 2-1 win imho
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>>74542475
>there are people out there not following this lad
Genuinely don't understand this
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>aus/sp/ celebrities
cringeworthy uezs
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We're having thunderstorm here in Bangalore right now. Thank God match got over
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B R A I N F A D E
O
Y
S
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>>74543238
why are Aussies such cheats lads? is it because of the convict blood?
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just woke up
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>>74542462
straffoMONSTER
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>>74543443

Haha nice one.
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>>74543332
just waiting for you lad.
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>>74542462

Straff looks pretty tough in the pic on the right. Like he could be a bodyguard or a bikie. You wouldn't wanna get him angry, I don't think.
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Jarryd Strafford, a humble call centre worker from Wattle Glen, Victoria is now a worldwide internet celebrity because he linked his Twitter to an anonymous football discussion forum.


We live in the best timeline
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>>74543612
bigfooty isn't anonymous freshie
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>you will never make 100,000+ posts on Twitter and Bigfooty
>You will never create a new form of cricket with everyone in your suburb
>You will never become friends with international supermodels and feminist icons
>You will never purchase a thousand dollar camera to take photos of chicken nuggets and strangers in public parks
>You will never adopt a new political ideology to make yourself more attractive to the opposite sex
>You will never see past your own blind patriotism and support another nation's cricket team
>You will never defend an illegal pharmaceutical doping programme
>You will never commute two hours each way every day to work a 12 hour shift on minimum wage in an unskilled profession
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A
LITERAL
FUCKING
RETARD

I bet it still BURNS that he was 3 minutes late making the Vale Phil Walsh thread. I hope you eat yourself to death you obese retard. DIE.
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based fucking straffoLORD
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Imagine being so autistic that Reality CUNT sends you a few PM's on bigfooty giving you life advice. Troll or not, autism recognizes autism and I hope they both go the way of the rope if there are rafters strong enough to hold their obese bodies.
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>>74542881
Well I can explain it to you; would you like me to plumb the refulgent profundity of my lexical munificence or should I use small words?
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>>74542881
He's pretty autistic (what a surprise) about followers and blocking suspected fake accounts mining for retard tweets. A guy in /afl/ said he was going to cultivate a QT grill profile with friends to follow him in the off season and post gold when footy starts again. Hope he delivers.
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>>74543953
All of a sudden, I'm starting to like him. Whoever he is.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Australia
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Imagine being so insecure that you have to give yourself a cool, "blokey" nickname to fit into the same contemporary Australian culture you despise so much
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>no southee

Wtf

Who chose this team lol
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>Stove "dindu nuffin" Smoth
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>>74549053
Apparently there won't be any swing
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Time for some glorious red ball cric!
>AB still writing his memoirs
>morne back from the dead
>steyn still kill
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Chin music
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>not picking southee
i still do not understand what the point in picking santner is?!
>spinner on after 5 overs
Dunedin or delhi?
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They seriously need to replace M.Marsh with Maxwell for the next game
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>that leave
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Why are Australians always cheating?

And they still lost lmao
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>>74550817
It's all they know
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WAGGERS
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Classic chin music
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>duminy
oh look, its fucking nothing
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Beautiful morning in Melbourne
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anyone in Chelmsford wanna frot?
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why is jeetan patel playing?
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>>74551733
We're opening with dual spinners
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>>74552443
why
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>>74551595
yeah lad 5 mins off
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>>74552454
This may sound foreign to you but we're trying to win
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>>74552477
I don't follow, this is new Zealand not india
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>>74552502
That's what south Africa thought too, look how it's turning out for them
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>>74552521
Jeetan has looked poo though. Boult and Wagner have been great. The extra workload on those two might show in the second innings.
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nz are going to lose
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>>74552779
Yup. SA score 240 in this inning NZ take a modest (20-40 run) lead then fail to chase 260-odd in the 2nd innings.

Cap this poost.
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Maddinson on recall watch.
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>>74552894
rabada 8 wickets
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why don't we nuke new Zealand?
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>>74552941

For the game? I can see that. Only problem I see for SA is their eternal spin deficiency. Maharaj is poo.
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>>74553012
yh
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FFS. I have $20 on QLD, SA and Vic to win. Don't fuck this up for me SA.
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>>74553046
don't worry, when do nz ever not lose?

hardly ever. when zim fixture swings around and that's it
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>>74553046
South Australia lad. Maddinshit is memeswinging them out of the game.
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nz shouldn't have left out youngstah beauty tim southee
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>>74544021
how does he know fake accounts will follow him though, I thought he was completely un-self aware?
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innings defeat on the cards for shite kikeland KEK
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business idea: have nz play sheffield shield matches
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>>74553209
southee has been in poor form recently
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>Neils a wagner
What did they mean by this?
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how many test match wickets will santner take?
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just sucked off my mum lads
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the sham lads
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the pussy lads
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Was the fucking front pad

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Really liking the crowd, though
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is dean elgar the new paul Collingwood?
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Bavuma is a manlet lol
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Getting a haircut in 20 lads
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http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-sri-lanka-2016-17/content/story/1074928.html

reminder bavuma is a bowling all-rounder before he gets out for a low score and you racists criticize him
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>nannie deleted my thread for this
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How much do you reckon the Australian selectors are SEETHING that England AND New Zealand have TWO (2) Test calibre Allrounders each and Aus have exactly Zero (0)?
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that pitch in the 2nd india test match was a joke desu
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>>74554502
>neesham
>test calibre

jury still out on santner
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>>74554502
>New Zealand have TWO (2) Test calibre Allrounders
Jej
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How buttblasted is /cric/ because of the Australia collapse?
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>>74554609
less about the collapse and more about the cheating
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>>74554609
I will be laughing
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shakib
A Matthews
mooen ali
Stokes
neesham
ashwin
de Kock (w)
Mitchell marsh
santer
holder
Starc

#elite
#worldxi
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>>74554609
I only get buttblasted when we play well and are outskilled
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Did de Shitters retire from tests?
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>>74542462
are they related?
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>>74554782
he got blacked out the team
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Just had my hair cut lads
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>>74554782
He literally doesn't want to play in New Zealand because of PTSD from the semis
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>>74554960
what type of haircut do you get?
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>>74554609

I'm pretty peeved about it to be honest with you, it has propbaly cost us The ICC Test Championship Mace
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>>74554976
Number four on the sides, tapered neck and 1 cm off the top #elite
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>>74555046

so basically this?
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>>74555102
No ama
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>>74555046
Do us all a favour and take 30 cm off the top next time
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>playing home tests in march
what are the kiwis playing at?
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What type of pubic haircut does /cric/ get?
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>>74555223
Stage 6 here ama
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>>74555223
>stage 1
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>>74555147
I don't have that much hair mate
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>>74555223
had stage 5 until i got a gf and shaved most of it off so she could lick my balls

superb decision
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>>74555231
Based fucking Saxon
How's the farm mate?
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>>74555254
Daniel
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Have had enough of this acne 2bh
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Should have used souther tee bee haitch
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This wellington college thing is pretty funny

Lots of people crying about rape jokes lel
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>>74555344

>The two students described having sex with intoxicated, passed-out women in their posts to a closed Facebook group, with some of the comments “liked” by other students.

>One of the comments, which were believed to have been posted on Sunday night, said: “If you don’t take advantage of a drunk girl, you’re not a true WC boy.”

>The comments were also seen by other students who were so concerned about them, they notified parents.

Hahaha who was the narc
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If you think rape is funny you should get out of /cric/
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>>74555344
>>74555374
Poo Peeland, the bastion of civilisation
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YES

LAD
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having my second lunch desert lads
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>it's an underaged peeland redditors shit up the thread episode
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>>74555445
just wait for the peeland redditors to make a terrible joke about the desert
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>>74555449

>he even knows what reddit is
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>>74555445
Haha you said desert
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never been on reddit lads

ama
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>>74555479
why are you a pathological liar?
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>>74555479
How does it feel to be intellectually inferior?
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im not to be frank
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>he reddit posts
>post ON reddit
>complains about reddit

You're so fucking reddit
Off you go, ausfool
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Just quoted every poo peeland post ITT that does NOT have any reddit memes, gimmicks, phrases and personalities in it, lads.

AMA
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What are you poofs even arguing about?
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Over the past year I've spoken to people outside of my family 4 times
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Auckland looks comfy as fuck desu, like Melbourne was in the 90's
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How come the poo peelanders here get genuinely angry over every little thing?

Could it be they are genuinely bitter, angry, manlets in real life but can't express their frustration in real life so they choose to autistically screech on 4chan instead?
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Just finished the work I do to pay for my mortgage on my house in Auckland that is going up in price by $2500/week, who else /capitalgains/ here?
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Getting annoyed at this token black manlet 2bh get out already
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>>74555607
thats dunners lad
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Has a Poo Peelander EVER contributed ANYTHING of worth to /sp/? Not even a single gimmick, meme or catchphrase?
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>>74555650
Nah
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My body becomes sexual when I am turned on, not when you are.
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Australians are VERY defensive over their safe spaces. Sad!
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cricket
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*crickets*
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>>74555667
Based Emily
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>>74555606
Based zerobese
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>>74555618

reckon you blokes could take some Africans off our hands?
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You're all CIA operatives

FUCK YOU
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Have you lads noticed the recent trend of Pee Poolands becoming angered when they realise that all their memes, gimmicks and phrases were invented by /cric/, /nrl/ and reddit?
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>>74555701
Straffo's gonna hit that any day now.
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Genuine question here.

Why are Poo Peelanders so unfunny, uncharismatic, so unable to handle banter, and so devoid of any distinguishing culture?

Why do they insist on recycling old, outdated au/sp/ and reddit memes that have long grown stale?
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r8 my new look lads
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The fucking gall of Poo Peelanders to speak as if they know anything about au/sp/ culture and history, when they are a self confessed newcunts who contribute no OC, nothing to discussion, and by their own definition are cancerous shitposters.

Absolutely pathetic.
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Someone is absolutely fuming
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my favourite walkie post was when I called him 'fake walkcunt' and he replied: "No, it's me Sean"
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>>74555740
>Jonah Lomu

literally who?
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>>74555740
>Haha I said pooicide again Mum!
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He's unironically poo posting because his furious little hands think it actually offends glorious and muscular new zealanders. Sad!
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YOU (Poo Peelanders) are literally worse than cancer.

YOU (Poo Peelanders) cause cancer.

YOU (Poo Peelanders) are absolutely toxic.
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Why do you post meaningless drivel like this every opportunity you get?

Are you literally retarded?

What makes you feel like you need to post shit that everybody already knows, and has already been posted a thousand times before?
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is everyone ok?
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Me listening to the high pitched voices of angry "Australians"
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The worst thing about Poo Peelanders is how they think that "proper discussion" somehow means that they are good posters.

Let's be clear about something, you are L I T E R A L L Y some of the most boring, vanilla, unimaginative persons on this board. I don't understand why you don't just stay on reddit? There are sub-reddits where you can talk about all this shit you pathetic wanker. Honestly, you have never, ever had an original thought or made a post which has a semblance of humour.

I don't understand why they say they have a "social life" and are "normal" when it's pretty obvious the only place you have a conversation is with other facebook and reddit newcunts.

Honestly, you don't bring anything to the table as a poster. You can't be meme-rrific like Matt, you can't be funny like Fatuvei, you can-t even make something as simple as "lmoa". Just fuck off.
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I can smell the smoke coming from your furious little fingers typing on your keyboard LOL
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straffo
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>>74555808

The fucked up thing about this post is this kid is actually missing

Absolute banter
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Did you get cucked by a scaffolder or something
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>>74555855
this is quite possibly the most quintessentially "reddit" post that has been made on /sp/
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>>74555867

Absolute

Poo
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>>74555853
this

tbqh
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>>74555873
I love how now after being thoroughly exposed as the pathetic piece of shit you are, you now attempt to sway the conversation in another direction by basically making a post that screams "no u".

Keep being a pathetic loser with no friends.

Keep being a pathetic loser whose mum drags him out of the house for walks and lego conventions.

Keep being a retarded piece of shit who continues to be called out for being a reject loser with no prospects in life.

End your "life" you fucking loser
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Australians in /cric/ think they're so strong and tough but everywhere else they are complete betas
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>>74555855
he's just hunting for the wilderpeople lad he'll be right
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>>74555855
he seems pretty ok about it
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>>74555899
proxy off
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>>74555892

"""Comebacks""""

LOL ctrl c ctrl v
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>>74555910

Best kek in the thread
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>>74555806
Kind of. I can't seem to focus. I got a deadline in 5 days and i can't seem to focus. Drugs ..i need drugs
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*seethes*
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>>74555918
once again the Peelander demonstrates their inability to understand, comprehend, grasp, see, take in, perceive, discern, make out, puzzle out, recognize, keep up with, master, get to know, follow, fathom, get to the bottom of, penetrate, divine, interpret, unravel, decipher, see the light about or envisage basic au/sp/ customs and behaviour, despite appropriating au/sp/ gimmicks in an attempt to hide the fact that they are, in fact, a newcunt redditor fresh off the boat from facebook
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I want to lick all over a girl in a bathtub full of greek yogurt
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>>74555941
Deadline for what? 5 days is plenty of time for lots of things, unless it's a thesis or something.
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>>74555963
t. Acrisius Papadakis
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I'm sitting here eating sultanas like a good cunt and Australians are trying to get me to read paragraphs lmao I'm not at work, buddy, you'd have to pay me
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

Poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
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>all this BSK posting well after 5pm when work finishes

>All this Ausfailian posting during normal work hours

Was centrelink a mistake?
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>>74555995
this is quite possibly the most quintessentially "sydney morning herald's facebook comment section" post that has been made on /sp/
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>>74555740

I still have this
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>>74556006
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>mention Poomu's death
>Poo Peelanders become too emotional to post
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The "Australian" likes to reddit post simply because it is learned behavior. Simply put the "Australian", who posts his zingers on reddit, takes an introspective look at himself and sees the shambles of his life. This depressive view therefore, in the "Australian" mind, connects and views the act of posting on reddit as a self destructive act. The "Australian" simply projects himself upon their own posts and pushes his deep sadness onto others.

Reddit in and amongst itself has no meaning, but carries the embarrassment of the poster, hence being something to be ashamed of.
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>>74556056
not even going to read this drivel
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Imagine spending 15 minutes writing pathetic, unfunny garbage in attempt to "show" the Big Strong Australians
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Really glad I'm not an underaged Poo Peeland redditor lads
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>>74556064
>>74556072

The "Australian"

Hence the anger and sadness
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Imagine being so unlucky you were born in poo peeland with poo-tier poo peeland "genetics" and were forced to poortake in poopular poo peeland "sports" like thugby yawnion. You would be eternally literally furious with small man syndrome, a massive inferiority complex, and be on 24/7 damage control mode.

Should just poommit pooicide tbqh.
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>>74556056

Glorious post

>>74556087

Terrible post
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>>74556099

Based post rater, how the FUCK does he keep getting away with it? And checked as well.
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Looks like the "Australian" has taken a step back to view one's self
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>>74556122

Do you think there's a mirror big enough he could use without needing binoculars to see the results?
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how many black dicks has she taken?
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I want to tongue punch Emily's fart box
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>>74556099
>>74556121
>Poo Peeland ""gimmicks""
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>>74556141

Sadness projected
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Look at these pathetic attempts to demonstrate their """""wit""""" and """"humour"""" after being systematically deconstructed and exposed
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MUCH better
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>>74556156
YOU are objectively a freshcunt from /b/ or /pol/

YOU unironically spent the past 24 hours in a furious and confused state of seething rage after getting utterly PTFO by muscular southerners

YOU will furiously write an entire essay in response to this post, which I may give you the privilege of reading if I'm bored enough

YOU will never have sex

YOU are pathetic
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>>74556162
nice /nrl/ memes
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good thread. well done
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>>74556173
nice /rug/ gimmick
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>>74556182
KEK look at this Peelander who STILL doesn't realise that EVERY ""/rug/"" gimmick was created and pioneered by /nrl/ and /cric/
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>>74556190
Give me 16 examples of this
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>>74556182
here's one
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Remember when Peelanders tried to claim the "I just did a big X" gimmick as their own? I do.
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Just oozed out a watery sloppy Australian lads
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>>74556247
I remember many such stories
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>>74556247

Phar Lap, Russell Crowe, Pavlova it never ends
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Reminder that Australians spent the best part of 2015 obsessing over a 19 year old "Poo" "Peelander"
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Any Aussies gonna watch their baseball team tonight?
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I would rather a thread full of Daniels than these underage redditors
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>>74556343
PLEASE watch your team play our sport
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>>74556343
"No"
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>>74556343
No
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>>74556343
No
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How come theres no 4chin mobile app¿
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>>74556424
Moot liked to keep a level of quality in posting
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Dunno where I'd be without The Straff in my life lads
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>>74556434
Its going well.
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>LE STRAFFO XDXD

Can one community be anymore cringe?
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>>74556483
>LE U R LE GRINGE XD XD
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God Dami Im does things to my dick
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Reality Christ on vindication watch.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/more-news/afl-umpires-to-crack-down-on-illegal-handball-tactics/news-story/c1e07d72404c54efb708864f93e40833
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>>74556624
it's so hard to tell though, plenty of teams get away with throws now
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>>74556655
I wish I had friends to play golf with.
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>>74556658
Don't have friends or just golf playing friends?
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>>74556673
Both.
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>>74556673
My friends try to get me to play golf, and I tell them to get fucked.
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>>74556680
It's a good game to play Tbh
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>>74556343
>Japan
>Cuba
We're right fucked.
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>>74556695
If you're a 60-year-old gook.
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I reckon the Indians would be good at golf if they played it, very wristy game
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>>74556704
Isn't Tiger Woods part curry?
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>>74556703
t. PPSB
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>>74542462
Why you keep shilling this fat retard?
Time for a new meme.
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>>74556717
>this flag
>this post
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>>74556710
Means nothing to me.
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>>74556731
Freshie
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>>74556717
How does it feel knowing your pathetic country will never have a straffGOD?
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>>74556729
"flag banter"
How refreshing.
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Any lads heading to Pitch this weekend?
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>>74556735
"you are new here"
How refreshing.
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Are we ever gonna get a Zimbabwe poster on here? We get every other Test playing nation at least semi regularly
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>>74556743
>fat Ausfailian /cric/ NEETs leaving their sleepouts.
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>>74556744
You literally are new
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>>74556746
Word is that gatecunt is Zimbabwean
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>>74556746
I haven't seen a west indies poster.
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>>74556749
>overusing literally
How refreshing.
>>
>>74556757
There's two from Trinidad and we had some from St Lucia and Barbados during the T20 World Cup
>>
>>74556764
Get a load of this freshcunt lads
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>>74556771

Getting a load seems to be something you'd be interested in, lad.
>>
>>74556757
Trinibro.
>>
>>74556771
>appealing to the "lads" for validation
How refreshing.
>>
>>74556778
>>74556783
>one minute apart
Kek
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>>74556757
Kys newcunt
>>
Why is it that Peelanders get so upset when someone points out that they are fresh? It's not like they're not, all Australians will be able to tell you for a fact that there were no New Zealand flags in /cric/ before 2015.
>>
>>74556788
I thought the country was called west indies, no need for rudeness.
>>
>>74556787
End your "life"
>>
>>74556790
"You are new here" superimposed with "You are upset"
Some /b/-level shit right there.
>>
>>74556801
You can't fool me
>>
i'm the only one itt who isn't a "freshcunt" desu
>>
>>74556810
1min10sec apart too.
Your narrative is a shambles.
>>
Why do Poo Peelanders get so upset when they are caught out not understanding common au/sp/ memes?
>>
>>74556821
"You don't belong to our super-secret club"
How refreshing.
>>
>>74556819
Ahh yes the crucial ten second difference that makes it impossible for both posts to be by the same poster
>>
>>74556817
Shut it newcunt.
>>
Just installed reddit on my phone lads. Recommend some good NSFW subreddits.
>>
>>74556838
/r/cricket
>>
Just had to endure some kid hugging his 10/10 tanned gf with long legs and perfect ass at the supermarket while I was purchasing my snacks, it was a real reeee moment
>>
Tipping Australia to lose the series 3-1 from here
>>
>>74556852
Based goosey
>>
>>74556838
/r/ratemypoo
>>
Hit a few good balls at the range lads

I highly recommend taking up golf. Start off with a 5 iron ($200 or so), get your swing going and build up from there.
>>
>>74551427
kek
>>
Straffo has put himself behind Khawaja being in the side over Shaun Marsh
>>
>>74556605
good taste
>>
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>>74549185
JUST
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>>74556937
>practice tee is too high and can't drive
>can't hit through the fake grass with irons/wedges

I thought it was going to help my game, but going to the range hasn't helped at all
>>
>>74556976
does your one not have holes to put your own tees in if you don't like the practice one?
>>
>MITCH MARSH SENT HOME
>MITCH MARSH SENT HOME
>MITCH MARSH SENT HOME
>MITCH MARSH SENT HOME
>MITCH MARSH SENT HOME
>>
>>74556965
>chris martin's 40th birthday
>story published this year
What? He's already 42 though.
>>
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-08/mitch-marsh-heading-home-from-india-tour-due-to-shoulder-injury/8336908

That is the latest news folks
>>
>shoulder injury
>can't let them think we're actually dropping him
>>
>>74556976

these are my exact gripes with driving ranges too, you really need to go to one at a good golf course where you hit off the grass
>>
Anyone listened to JJJ today? Fucking sickening

Who the fuck do they think pays the taxes to allow them to broadcast this shit?
>>
>>74557142
RN as well
>>
>>74557142
*Whom the fuck
>>
>>74556424
clover
>>
>>74556990
I can't handle this image
>>
>>74556343
Absolutely

I love baseball but it's obvious we're not very good
>>
>>74557142
triple j has been shit for at least a decade

it panders to upper middle class arts students who think they're cultured for listening to pop music that doesn't chart
>>
>>74557279
>I love baseball
fucking kill yourself you fucking shit
>>
>>74557287
Can be better than cricket at times to be honest
>>
really miss /rs/ lads
>>
>>74557289
fucking kill yourself you fucking shit
>>
>>74557290
fuck me, I forgot about that board
>>
>>74557245

not sure if troll image but my guess is 56
>>
>>74557245
I'm normally quite good at these, but I'm not sure here
>>
>>74557325
incorrect. Its not a troll image either and if noone gets it soon, i'll post the answer
>>
Per capita, is Antigua the most elite test playing nation?

>Andy Roberts
>Viv Richards
>Richie Richardson
>Curtly Ambrose
>Ridley Jacobs

All from an island of 80,000 people
>>
>>74557245
i enjoy cricket so i never had a chance
>>
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskelley/group-chat?bftw&bffbmain&utm_term=.do0Xv3Xrd#.ih5n2Yn1a

that's the latest news
>>
Post your golf bag lads

>Drivers

>1-3
Taylor Made r7
>5
Callaway Great Big Bertha II
>Fairway
Nickent 3DX Utility 7/fw

>Irons

>3-4
Callaway Great Big Bertha Ti/W
>5-9
Callaway Hawkeye VFT

>Wedges

Titleist SM6 56
Titleist SM6 60

>Putter

Wilson 8802 (stem weight)
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>>74557372
>different brands for different clubs
>>
>>74557372

I have callaway razr fit xtreme woods and callaway xhot irons but I have only used them a few times, played way better than ever before though compared to my old $200 set
>>
retard
>>
>>74557342
could you please give us a clue about the sequence?
>>
>>74557384
horizontal not vertical
>>
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thoughts?

I find the inclusion of turks and lebs particularly controversial
>>
>>74557391
that's what I've been working with, but I can't say it's clicking
>>
>>74557392
You forgot to include Australia
>>
>>74557392
>corsicans are wogs
>cypriots are not
>>
>>74557392
needs a small dot for malta
>>
>>74557412
are you the guy from malta?
>>
trying to watch planet earth 2 on channel 9 is as unbearable as I imagined, the HD looks tip top though
>>
>>74557400
its not a sequence
>>
>>74557421
hmm
>>
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>>74557369
>this ''''person'''' lives in the same city as me
>>
I'm going to say 50 and give up
>>
>>74557392
All of the yuro mainland is wog apart from France, Belgium, Holland and Germany.
>>
>>74557418
>shitty synth pop playing over the ads for it
Channel 9 are pure human filth.
>>
>>74557417
Fortunately not
>>
>>74557428
for me it's 48
>>
>>74557375

Stronger shaft stiffness on the 3-4 irons lad, they feel better for me when I hit them.
>>
I feel really fucking good lads
>>
>>74557154
Dead wrong.
>poo peeland education
>>
>>74557377

It's a false economy lad. I played with absolute shit club from 12 through to 20 and have only just started putting together an elite bag, but went from well over 36+ down to an 11 handicap before I stopped using steel shafts.
>>
The Answer is 70.

Are you smart enough to work out why lads?
>>
>>74557482
i think its more the balls 2bh
>>
>>74557533 no
>>
>>74557533
>>74557568
I also got in the top 2% when I did the undergraduate medical entrance exam which was almost all shit like this

Stumped here though
>>
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ama
>>
>>74556343
>>74557279
Here's a link to a thread
>>74557237

Please watch our sport
>>
Feeling big and strong
>>
>>74557625
Stop appropriating kiwi memes
>>
>>74557591
What brand of dog food is that?
>>
This math poster really getting under my skin desu.
>>
if anyone wants to get their head caved in meet me at central station preferably everyone in the poomunity turns up at once so i dont have to come down again
>>
Imagine trying so hard to be funny and never getting any laughs, let alone a reply
>>
>>74557659
it's greg inglis
>>
>>74557661
omw
>>
>>74557659
>math

K y s
y
s
>>
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>>74557663
can't help it if my jokes are 2smart4u pal
>>
>>74557661
>hiding from me in poopeelia
Coward. Don't make me come over there.
>>
>>74557674
if it's not a math problem then what is it?
>>
Everyone give in?

I'll reveal the answer why very soon, just don't want to give it away to people still working on it
>>
>>74528804

>investing 1k in a fucking bond for measly 1.5% return

the liquidity of having 1k in the bank is better than those puny coupons of like $5
>>
>>74557726
>math
>>
>>74557711
can you please, i'm a bit lonely desu
>>
>>74557746
give me another 3 weeks at least please.
>>
>>74557766
Mackay?
>>
>>74557762
the 's' is not needed
>>
>>74557773
Oak flats?
>>
>>74557760
Kek, I just filed my student claim on centrelink after reading that thread the other day. Think I'll just keep it in savings.

>>74557773
Brisvegas
>>
>>74557766
I will be dealing a swift, but comprehensive beating. I doubt It will satiate your need for human contact.
>>
>>74557781
Yes it is you fucking loser

I bet you're the one that says he watches baseball.
>>
>>74557773
No, its me, Sean.
>>
>>74557786
sounds wonderful desu

I've tried starting fights at my local but everyone just either ignores me or looks at me with pity.
>>
>>74557809
This is my favourite walkie
>>
>>74557812
Considered challenging Quade Cooper to a boxing fight?
>>
>>74557787
Imagine being so much of a cuckonwealth apologist that you think everyone here should speak like the poms do.
>>
>>74557828
Australian English (which is distinct from British English and American English) ses the word "maths".

Back to buzzfeed
>>
>>74557781
Mathematics not mathematic
Maths not math
>>
Imagine LITERALLY changing the way you speak, which the way you were taught to speak and the way everyone else speaks, because it's what the Big Strong Americans do
>>
Imagine UNIRONICALLY constructing your identity around what the Big Strong American TV programming showed you
>>
>>74557847
Well I happen to think that 'Math' is a more appropriate shortened version of writing 'Mathematics'.
>>
>>74557858
Thomas not Thoma

Toms not Tom
>>
>>74557858
If you're making it a contraction, then add the apostrophe like a civilized person. It's math's both maths.
>>
>>74557911
False equivalency. Mathematics is a plural noun, Thomas isn't.

>>74557916
>this flag
Won't bother reading this """insight"""
>>
Logic aside, it's maths in Australian English and YOU are a pathetic excuse for a human being if YOU choose to reject the official language of YOUR country in favour of American English.
>>
Look at all these fucking freshie poofta cunts talking about soft cunt things itt . sad!
>>
>>74557934
>mathematics is a plural noun

back to year 8 English you go
>>
>>74557773
try this mate

https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
>>
>>74557978
t. tradie

You gyprock any nice houses lately m8?
>>
Alright lads

The answer is 70 as I mentioned before

The trick is, the 3rd number is equal to half the 1st number plus double the 2nd number

For example

6 17 37

6/2 = 3
17*2 =34
3+34=37

etc etc

Thanks for playing puzzling tonight lads, I look forward to playing with you again
>>
>>74558065
Ah
>>
why did the janny delete the pic?
>>
You guys are ironically beating Japan right now in their own sport we invented
>>
>>74558108
no one cares
>>
>>74558108
That's pretty amazing

I'm glad I heard this
>>
>>74558150
trip on proxy off
>>
>>>/tv/80192907
>>
>>74558370
missed the tradies meme
>>
>>74558497

fuck jannies, that was a comfy thread
>>
>be tradie
>back and joints are literally FUCKED beyond repair at age 38
>to dumb and weak minded to invest time and money into moving upward and out of labour intensive roles
>will get sacked when they turn 50 and replcaed with a freshcunt 16 year old
>mining boom is over and unit construction boom has passed it's peak


tradies will go extinct once we have robots that can do construction

just imagine how pathetic you arthritis plagued cunts will be begging Mrs Big Strong PM Penny Wong to bring back manual labour trade jobs

just like the pathetic losers that want to bring back manufacturing to Australia because cunts only know how to work 9-5 in a factory for 60 years
>>
>>74558584
>Malaysian PM

will this be the greatest moment of Ankush's life?
>>
>>74558584
yeah but they get the ladies
>>
>>74558584

the amount of fury I've seen about this shit:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/03/03/incredibly-cheap-house-3d-printed-just-24-hours/

recently on normiebook is hilarious, 90% of the same people are livid at the concept of universal basic income too. No idea of how pointless their existence is about to become.
>>
reminder
>>
>>>/x/18745097
>>
>>74558646
kekekekek
>>
>>74558759
now this is a quality thread
>>
>>74558759
that's actually not bad
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3NLa4ebX4E
>>
>>74559766
oh fuck I remember these videos
>>
>>74558646

top laugh
>>
>>74558759
>>74558646
kek
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