/cric/ - the cricket

first for goosey

hazlegood desu

god I fucking love test cricket
no game can shift as quickly

>>74538973
t20 shifts much quicker lad

>>74538984
yeah true but T20s also lack the long haul innings like Pujara and Rahane's yesterday or Laxman and Dravid at Calcutta

it's fucking great when you see something a team has spent hours constructing collapsing around them
india did it to australia in the final session yesterday and now australia is doing it to india

>>74538893

A fulfilling life of neetdom.

>>74538893
India shitting in the field

ishant out this over

Joe Burns recall when?

Who /sleeping pills/ here?

>>74539036
boo-urns

>Indiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa India
Is there a more unoriginal chant?

>>74538984
Quality is better in tests desu

>>74539045
OZZY OZZY OZZY
OUI OUI OUI

>>74539045
>USA! USA! USA!

>>74539056
dunno why the french would be cheering for australia

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>>74539056
>OUI OUI OUI

Why was Michael Bevan so shit at test?

>>74539045
COME ON OZZY CARN ON COME ON

>>74539069
couldn't play the short ball

>>74539048
Qualty of life is better in white countries.

What's your point?

>>74539056
sacrebleu oui oui put anozer frog on ze barby

>ishant survived six deliveries in a row

kek the state of australia

>>74539056
The French don't care about cricket.

>>74539064
Oh i'm sorry you're a BRITISH colony.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.......

*farts*

>>74539056
Je voudrais le français soutenir Australie

Will Smith captain his side to victory?

Who's the Ricky Vaughn of bowing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBaNdHqC_Yo

>>74539125
Smith ton cap this post

>The fresh-faced opener, who scored 60 to help Australia reach 6-237 and claim a 48-run lead at stumps on Sunday, revealed some of Kohli’s more light-hearted chat.
>“I was just trying to enjoy it and laugh at what he was saying, because some of it was quite funny,” Renshaw said.
>“He was just reminding me to run off and go to the toilet again, which happened in Pune, so it was quite funny.

>Indian telling someone else to poo in loo

fucking get these curries out fuck

I can't wait to read the drivel Kimber is going to spout about this game

>>74539151
Rensh should've reminded Kohli to play a fucking shot

Indian ads are fucken weird

>Lyon

44444444444444FFFFFFOOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRR444444444

Imagine getting hit for runs by Ishant fucking Sharma

>>74539114
ce sentiment quand je n'ai pas de copine francaise

>Wade

>>74539188
Un sentiment si compliqué

fucking get a wicket

break's over lads back to work

Indian running is shit

inb4 10th wicket bats 2 days for the draw

yeah better cut to hogg and merv for the hundreth time, see if they're doing anything other than sitting down watching the game this time

>>74539232
running shit is Indian

>>74539200
>>74539188
tf you on about?

India will still make 300

>>74539249
Une sensation universelle

Surely they'll get bowled out before lunch

>>74539251
RIP India

>>74539251
put my house on a wicket soon lads

>>74539249
>>il ne parle pas le francais

top kek

>>74539251
good I was getting worried about australia's chances

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Chai Samosa time, Sir.

*shakes head in unambiguous delight*

>>74539275
>forgetting I "literally" predicted the Rahane/Pujara 100 partnership

reminder that ausgaylia is screwed if india gets a 200 lead desu sempai

>>74539284
jealous that they serve this stuff at cricket matches in India

>>74539274

RC does, among the dozens of other languages he has mastered.

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>>74539294
yeah but the thing is I also remember your other predictions

>>74539294
Voulez vou parler francais avec moi?

>>74539284
might pay your brethren to make me some for dindins on friday

Does RC still take vocarro requests?

>>74539313
Hi RC

It's my birthday today

SURELY

>>74539302
I tried making some yesterday. Fuckers are really hard to make. Potatoes everywhere. Murder on the kitchen floor. I blame the youtube guy tho.

umpire's call down leg imo

>>74539347
Mine's in 13 days
turning the big 22

>>74539331
No thanks. I'm tipping you only know that phrase from Labelle though.

>>74539362
i turn 31 this year

Missing leg

>>74539374
it hit his leg you moron

>>74539374
where did it go?

>>74539366
Je savoir un peu de lycee

probably more than you can say Tbh

WHO THE FUCK IS 3RD UMPIRE?

these Indian ads are especially bad

>>74539394
Richard Kettleborough, rock n roll icon

based indians knowing about the Legend of the Baggy Green

baggy greens need to get baggier again

agree with this indian rant tbqh

i left a huge bog in the toilet at work. The water was off for building repair i forgot

>>74539422
yeah

I remember an american getting confused about why no one buys baggy greens in australia here during the sri lankan tour and that explained it pretty well

Who /willow tv/ here?
These Indian ads are killing me

>>74539393
terrible

get a fucking wicket lads

>>74539443
I'll pass this on to boof

>shitner

ahh

>warner drops another one

>cuckner

>>74539432
ESPN here

remember when people though warncuck was a good fieldsman?

I've been watching this semen slurping test for the first three days and missed the collapse today fucking hell

>>74539438
Is Google Translate open in another tab mate?

should be a good chase

I'm pretty hype lads

>>74539468
I never thought he was a good anything.

Look forward to seeing him bat through to a solid 18 runs in the next session.

>>74539251
based RC

Nothing better than when a session or innings ends and Mark Waugh comes on to tell you everything India did wrong

dan the man here
give me (you)s

anyone seen daniel recently?

>>74539504
nah I haven't mate

does an early lunch mean that overs will be lost?

>>74539491
>"Yeah nah heaps of bookies would pay top dollar for an early pitch review you, curry cunts just don't get it"

>>74539512
no, session breaks happen at a set time not after a set overs

>187
the most dangerous lead

>Australia bat 276 in the first innings
>India show the pitch is still battable
>Saha and ishant have taken India to a lead of 187. Australia don't like that number. They will have to go one past it

What do Cricinfo mean by this

>>74539520
Steve faced 187 balls in his century last game if you didn't remember

>>74539410
Tell me about the Faggy Green

>>74539525
you have to get more points to win

187 was also the target in the first day nighter against New Zealand in Adelaide if my memory serves

>>74539531
>>74539539
based fucking memorycunt

Adjusting my prediction to India by 52 runs.

>>74539539
Sup memorybro

Anyone in /cric/ ever pull a hamstring!

geez that yorker to nair was good

>>74539251
Imagine getting btfo on BigFooty of all places kek

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>>74539559
yeah

>>74539554
yeah i pulled the string off my christmas ham

I have an extremely high like/post ratio on Big Footy ama

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>>74539559
that'd be embarrassing

>>74539564
do you like balloons?

>>74539548
That's not how predictions work you powerfaggot

>>74539491
"Mitch Marsh? He's a great player and he brings a lot of laughter to the camp. What bias towards the Marshes?"

>>74539575
I don't like them popping when I was young. But I do love playing balloon volleyball desu

>>74539559
>bulldogs mod can't take the criticism
>moves thread so he can start sniping Essendon

Yeah I'm pretty sure I know who's going to get BTFO in this scenario.

I don't even give a fuck about the bulldogs.

>>74539591
what didn't you like about them popping and have you grown out of that or does it still unsettle you?

>>74539595
how did you spend the $600 you made on them mate?

>>74539598
When I was young I didn't like sudden loud noises, but I am fine with it now.

>>74539605
was it just a matter of getting older or did you have to take specific effort to get over that dislike?

Essendon will be bottom 4. Screencap.

>>74539615
I think it was just a matter of getting older. Maybe I had extra sensitive ear drums when I was young, but I slowly just started being fine with it.

>>74539595
hey RC how can I get in contact with you outside of 4chan, I'm after some life coaching

>>74539525
they were just making a bit of a joke about how 87 is an unlucky number so 187 is too and that's why australia won't like it

>>74539602
Donated it to St. Kilian's church in Bendigo.

>>74539626
based fucking RC

>tfw the Bangledeshi's play with a baggy green

>>74539623
get a bigfooty account and pm me.

Is there anything more patrician than using a rigged game to your own advantage so you can give back to the community?

I open the debate

>>74539633
it's not baggy though
neither is south africa's

the baggy green has always been a unique design compared to the english style cricket caps

>>74539640
Believing that Dravid > Tendulkar

Reminder there are people in this thread that thought it would be a draw

>>74539655
waugh is literally talking shit about tendulkar on fox now

>>74539661
The only opinion that matters is mine as I am nearly always correct.

>>74539654
It's not quite GOAT, it's still a good looking hat though

just got a call to from slave labour camp lads, not going to in for the next 6 months

Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off.

>>74539663
Based Worst Waugh

You are an absolute plebian if you don't realise this match will be a tie

>>74539678
It's not easy being green

>>74539669
based RC

thread just started stinking lads

>>74539686
t. Bob Simpson

You are an absolute plebian if you don't think that India are ahead

>>74539688
RC is a WORM compared to me and my propensity for elite truthies and predictions

>>74539577
>yuh can't adjust predictions by a whopping 30 runs after less than 70 overs!!!

I can and I just did.

>>74539699
absolutely best post itt

>>74539700
give me one right now

>>74539700
Based walkmuscularity

>>74539709
Wade will score the winning runs.

Hong Kong use the "baggy black"

If the Los Angeles Dodgers played a game of cricket, they would be elite before the game ended.

If any cricket club tried to play baseball they would be booty blasted so fucking hard

/gong/ mentioned on fox lads

Poodictions?
Australia chase them down today
Australia chase them down by tomorrow
Australia collapse today
Australia collapse by tomorrow

MStarc is >our worst bowler this series

>>74539731
yeah without a doubt

>>74539045
OZZY OZZY OZZY OI OI OI?

why isnt this on the telly? stupid cunts

>>74539716
use a trip so we can laugh at you when you're wrong

>>74539718
Agreed and spot on. The amount of detail that goes into coaching baseball players from a young age is just on a whole different level than the pseudo-amateur level of cricket.

>>74539728
Few extra overs are allowed in the final session for India to try and skittle them.

In any case Australia should be at LEAST 7 down by the end of today.

>>74539737
KA MATE KA MATE

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>>74539717
I'll give you a baggy black

>>74539753
cheers mate

>>74539728
Australia chase it today and Reality Kek is wrong like always

What kind of pretentious time zone needs to go into variances of half an hour?

>>74539737
*slaps legs*

>>74539742
My upcoming trip is reserved for /afl/, when I was just a namefag last year.

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who's your second favourite oceanic team lads?

pic related for me

>>74539773
st. kentucky, is that you lad?

yellow fever, you here m8?

>>74539554
yeah, while coming on my ex- gf's tits once. I was on my knees on the bed. She was underneath me between my legs.. As soon as the first shot came out. DAYUM FUCK COCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK! It was like a lighting rod to my legs. Right in the hams.

I pathetically rolled over and came all over myself. Things went silently confusing for a few seconds and then she pitifully wiped everything with a wet towel and said "Ah well, at least you didn't get it in your eye."

Haaaa...I miss her. She was European too. Never liked any Indian girl after her. Still single and about to hit 30 now :/

TLDR: Yes and it was painful.

ivan, you here m8?

>>74539782
Nice one lad

goosey, you here m8?

A reminder that everything you think you knew about test cricket means nothing for this test. It is the Benjamin Button pitch. On day 5 it's going to be so flat and crack free that you could drop a bottle of detergent on it and spray it with a hose for 30 seconds and have a slip and slide that lasts all day.

The 5th day is going to be the first day. Every innings has been progressively easier for the batsman. Australia has the best first day form, Warner and Smith will score tons each, guaranteed. Indians will need at least a lead of 450 to make this game even remotely interesting to watch.

connie, you here m8?

LSCM, you here m8?

>>74539788
Good post

WABA, you here m8?

reality check, you here m8?

JFBF, you here m8?

>>74539810
I'd be honestly suprised if he is still alive

matt, you here m8?

>>74539794
where are the saints going to finish?

stale gimmick is here m8's

bikecunt, you here m8?

No matter what happens, we are witnessing one of the great Test matches here. Credit to India for fighting back, India has entered the contest and are showing why they are the best in the world. The Aussies want to beat the best at their best, so its game on Bhenchods!

josh reynolds, you here m8?

walkie, you here m8?

>>74539784
>>74539791
>>74539796
>>74539801
>>74539804
>>74539810
>>74539814
>>74539815
>>74539821
>>74539823
>>74539825
>>74539828
>>74539833
yeah lad, ama

endgame man, you here m8?

>>74539822
I'm predicting 8th Melbourne will probably finish above them, while I predict North to fall and Hawks and Cats to be sliders.

>>74539847
Where will the rabbitohs finish?

based renshaw perfectly placed

fuck ishant is ugly

>>74539856
Dunno m8 I'm a very casual bandwagon raiders supporter but other than that don't pay much attention to NRL other than SOE

pooshwin to get warner

>>74539873
That is NOT an elite and muscular prediction as it is a given.

If me and 10 random cab drivers played the best 11 cricket players in the world, would the world XI be able to score 900 runs in 90 overs against my team?

Will Warner make it to 20?

>>74539902
if he makes 15 more runs, yeah I think he will

Warner will get out very soon.

poopeelia collapse next over

>>74539902
after 14:48:18 I have come to the conclusion that he will

>>74539908
Warner double century soon

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>Warner
>5
>Renshaw
>5
>Ishant
>5
what did he mean by this?

hit the pad

>>74539920
you on your period m8?

outside line

>>74539918
As it is the beginning of the innings, both the batsman have a low score, and the bowler has not yet conceded many runs

>>74539923
please don't discriminate, women make up 50% of our population

intelligent batting

hayden would have swept his way to a 100 by now

>>74539940
What position do you bat, mate?

Fahking lol. Give us some more 4's please.

>>74539948
first drop but I think I'm going to be demoted to 4 after a poor showing in the last three games

That turn is fecked

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*roos quickly in hand*

when will he learn

Based Extras leading the run scoring

warnlet ltd

Are indian technicians trying to sabotage this?

RC is literally foaming down to his third chin at Warner being not out

Frozen spider cam kek

>>74539967
I can only imagine he will be soon, even the blessing of Reality Kek can't keep him alive with the way he's playing

>>74539957
um MODS?

>Runshit

renshit

FAKE LARA OUT


FAKE LARA OUT


FAKE LARA OUT

ridiculous fucking pitch

Reality Check is livid

What does Renshaw contribute to the poopeelian team?

Can't bat, can't bowl, can't keep, never takes catches

>renshitmyself

Spidercam did it

>>74539990
why would you want to fuck on a pitch?

>>74539999
t. steve smith

Will Smith score a century?

fuck off ishant

>>74539996
He's qt

That was plumb

>>74539998
Are you a real American?

>>74539996
brings up the average height

>>74539998
SHART
>>74540012
POO

fuck off kohli. you couldn't score runs on the pitch when it was batting fine

>>74540010
SHUT UP statscunt

Runshit is literally in the side because Greg Chappell fingered his bumhole back in Queensland

>>74540020
>>>/b/

Reminder that Stove shit can't bat outside of poopeelia worth shit

I reckon Australia need at least 166 runs here

>>74540037
just crunched some numbers and I'm adjusting this to 165

based fucking smoth

>>74540043
Based Reality Calc

>>74540037
>>74540043
Australian education. It's 6^12*34% of 2 divided by 9

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>>74540043
>>74540037

bumble called the wags the slags once

If australia can just score more runs than india has, then I think they might just be able to win this match

Indians are so fucking weird

Get out of the way Ishant you fucking cunt.

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>Winter Wade

Renshaw now averages <60
Warner now averages <50
Smith <60
Smarsh <40
Handscum <Voges
Mmarsh <Starc
Wade <30

Has any batting line up ever been so exposed in a single series?

who is the hottest WAG

>you now remember that brett lees wife divorced him

>>74540077
Winter Wade

>Matheww Waheyades Dotah

Is Australian accent the 2nd worst in the world?

>>74540081
I remember when girls used to furiously finger themselves at the slightest mention of Brett Lee

>>74540076
yeah, australia last tour of india

the lads are looking good lads

do not reply to the bait lads

>>74540077
Laura McGoldrick

>>74540090
I went to a book signing he did once and half the line was squealing teenage girls

>>74540112
yeah same deal in Wollongong mall. I unironically waited 2 hours to see a young Brett Lee

>>74540124
have they erected statues of the Lee brothers at the /gong/ yet?

>>74539827
Why write like this

>DAT WALLOP

BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER BASED WARNER

Don't let it get to your head please.

wallop

>>74540133
he's copied the post from somewhere else (facebook or cricinfo) freshie

>>74540124
I interrupted Jason Gillespie's conversation at a cafe when i was 8 for an autograph

>>74540132
just Shane Lee oval no statues yet

>>74540106
good lad. someone knows

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Australia will win easily.

>>74540140
>Shane Lee oval
always knew he had a vagina

>>74540140
>Shane Lee oval
kek I was just memeing by mentioning him

>>74540146
don't do this

>>74540139
I saw Ricky Ponting at the Qantas Club as a 15 year old but I didn't say anything to him because I was almost a head taller than him and it would make for a bad photo

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JUST

>>74540157
still could pass for 30 at the worst

>voting Ashwin
Why are Indians such freshies? It's obviously Jadeja.

what happened to AB and Brendon Julian, this is the worst fox commentary box I can remember

>>74540157
Shave sides and rock a hawk

>>74540157
He should just shave it, would probably look better.

>>74540157
Why doesn't he use Ashley and Martin with over 500,000 million stadiums treated

>>74540023

A story that crazy just has to be true

>>74540169
he'd look like that bloke from split

shitvid shitner

>>74540175
why else do you think there's so many young suicidelanders in the team?

>>74540176
True aye.

>cuckner

gone

3rd umpire michael vaughn

Missing off

>Warncuck

yeah fuck off you useless fuck

i unironically had a David Boon poster in my room when i was younger

>>74540191
yeah right, cuck

Hawkeye is fucking shit with spinners, that was going to miss

bad decision 2 b h

That's bullshit

>>74540194
I know a girl with a Pat Cummins one that once admitted to fingering herself while staring at it
not joking

clearly hit outside the line

>Sharma gets LBW, not overturned when 50% of the ball is hitting leg

>Warner gets LBW, not overturned when more than 50% of the ball is missing.

Ayy poo in loo

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Cometh the moment, Cometh the man

>>74540204
yeah bullshit decision by the ump, no way you can give that out on field

>>74540199
>>74540200
Open the webcam of your computer and look into the eyes of your heart. It was out, lads. It was out.

>>74540194
I had a wall covered with pictures of Damien Martyn playing cuts and drives

Why do they let Rod Marsh select his sons even though they're shit?

>>74540203
Is she hot? Post pics

SHOT

>>74540220
5/10 Tbh

her bf is an afl umpire though which I'm a bit jealous of

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I am bored

>>74540218
>Rod Marsh
>Father of Shaun and Mitch

Pick one

>>74540225
>replying to neo ams

>>74540222
I'm sure you can get an AFL umpire boyfriend one day too anon

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What did he mean by this?

>>74540228
yeah maybe

I have literally never seen Sean Marsh post a decent score

kohli you fucking mong

hmm

Smith looks shit

>>74540222
Post pics.

If I wank over someone who fingered herself to Pat Cummins, then by the transfer of properties I am wanking over Pat Cummins.

>>74540235
he got 99 that time and ran himself out

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>>74540244

>>74540235
>Not following his career closely ever since his remarkable century on debut at Pallekele in 2011


Fucking pleb

That was a good shot by darsh

seething that the ump called that out on field

>tfw no big strong pace bowling bf

>>74540250

I know he does from time to time but I have just personally never happened to catch it

>>74540258
S T A T S G O D
T
A
T
S
G
O
D

Execute all Marshes.

Execute all muslims.

not feeling too well lads