/hoc/

>>74536632
top kek

first for Valeri Zelepukin

>10 posts early
Kys™

>>74536632
Born with what? A cuckoldry fetish?

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>>74536632
>Why Canadian teams are cupless

My theory.

Canadian teams are money mills wether they lose or win.

Shitty Leafs keep filling their arenas and selling T-shirts.

So the owners don't need to but big dollars or energy to win a cup to keep the fanbase.

Just a playoff run every now and then and smart marketing strategies aimed at the younger fans will keep money rolling.

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Nth for Steelheads

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Go Blackhawks

9th for Broons SC winnahs

>>74536679
> and now a quick word from our sponsors "no fucking shit"

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>>74536681

>>74536681
>shitty logo
What did they mean by this?

>>74536612
This.
Sadly.

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>>>74536691
probably from the 3 other times they won the cup recently :^)

>>74536679
I feel like a Canadian team will win this year. If you have got money to bet, do it now.

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>>74536681
>>74536697
>>74536698
Idaho is kinda garbage
>at least it's entertaining

Is Tuukka Rask a meme?

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Ottawa is apparently likely to get a new logo next year

Pls bring back these

>>74536709
>he doesnt know what a Dynasty is
Hawks fans. Est 2009

They havent even repeated yet.

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Someone asked for this

Can the Swedes bring the Caps back in the 3rd?

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*farts*

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>>74536726
> thinking you need to repeat to establish a dynasty during the salary cap era.
> (You)

>>74536730

Fuck and Kill

no Marry

>>74536677

>>74536739
BRAAAAAP

>>74536723
I'd like if they used the updated 2d logo.

>>74536741
I think right might be a dude

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>>74536740
>Thinking anyone other than Hawks fans consider hawks a true Dynasty

Ahahahahahah what a cancer fanbase

>>74536739
grigged :DDD

>>74536758

S/he looks like s/he may have a feminine benis

>>74536720
How new are you?

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>>74536740
>not believing you need to repeat at least once to establish a dynasty
smdh

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>>74536761
>that fucking hairline before the age of 30

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a history lesson for chiraq

>>74536771

>>74536771
fairweather would be a more accurate descriptor. is he or is he not a meme?

>>74536761
*beats up cabbie*

>>74536772
>>74536760
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2640488-15-legitimate-sports-dynasties

:^) keep up the crying, it makes my penis grow

>>74536723
Watched Alf's gwg against buffalo in 2006. Forgot how good those unis were. New unis and a new arena downtown, what is wrong Melnykike?

>>74536783
>60-8-12
god damn

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>3 cups is a dynasty

LMAO

>>74536709
>3 cups
>dynasty


The Oilers were the last and final dynasty, you fucking underaged bandwagoning piece of shit.

>>74536783
>Where Are They Now? the pic

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>>74536798
>bleacherreport

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Mayaswell link to Sportster as well eh Tony

>>74536798
>BleachYourself
didn't even click, try a legit source

>>74536798

>no Red Wongs
gee, I wonder who wrote this...

>>74536811
And non-consecutive at that

>>74536822
>>74536820
> only a source I deem credible based on my arbitrary rules and criteria is a legit source.

BR is a top sports site since E!SJW sports doesnt cover hockey

>>74536790
On a scale from Niederreiter to Bulju, he is >finnish goaltending

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I'll post this here...

>>74536825
http://www.thesportster.com/hockey/top-15-dynasties-in-nhl-history/

I can keep pulling them up all day :^)

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>>74536836

No
>no

a dynasty is, at least, 3 Cups in 4 or 5 years, with at least one repeat for every 2-3 more years after that, and no more than one consecutive playoff miss/first-round exit.

Fair definition?

hello has laine scored yet :DD

>>74536861
A Dynasty is atleast 3 cups in a row.

No ifs ands or buts.

>>74536873
no.

>>74536864
>>74536839
puebla bienvenue

>>74536853
>15 dynasties
No

>>74536876
Salary cap was put in to avoid dynastys. Even the Patriots arent a Dynasty in the NFL.

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A DYNASTY IS UNREACHABLE YOU WOGS

BOW TO THE GO OF NOTHING NESS

AT 10\10 IN ONE YEARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74536839
not sure what the first part means, but a meme arrow must be bad
>tfw your goaltender is a meme

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>>74536851

>>74536885
yea they are

>continued success with core players/coaching staff

i hate the cheatriots but they are a dynasty

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I would like to introduce to you , my Penis.

His name is Dynasty, and you can't touch him.

>>74536885
not yet this time around, anyway. a repeat would make them 3 for 4 with a conference finals loss, aka one way of being a short-term dynasty, and they're already a long-term dynasty.

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>>74536915

>>74536900
I just thought of the least and most meme players I could think of(Niederreiter is Swiss and boring, thus neutral and Bulju is Bulju).

Don't worry, in terms of >finnish goaltending Rask is less Kari Lehtonen and more Miikka Kiprusoff.

>>74536914
>5 rings in 15 years
>Dynasty

Ming didnt rule china every 3 years.

>>74536915
>Bare feet in snow

Made me cringe

>>74536873
Good luck winning 3 cups in a row during the salary cap era. Ever notice how these dynasties are all 20+ years old?
>>74536885
> patriots arnt a dynasty
> won 7 afc championships
> 5 superbowls
> appeared in 12 of the last 16 afc championship games
> won their division 14 of the last 17 times
kys

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>>74536853
>devils
>blackhawks
>kongs
>avalanche

Holy shit, I am laffin

>>74536885
Remember the Rangers buying players for so many years and didn't even make the finals in that time? I member.

bad call in the caps game

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>>74536915
>tfw you'll never know teenage innocent love

Which was the better dynasty
>Islanders 4 Cups in 4 years
>Oilers 5 Cups in 7 years (Back to back twice)
>"Blackhawks" not actually a dynasty 3 Cups in 6 years (No back to back)

Frogs not allowed

>>74536945
>he thinks anything except a Superbowl makes you a winner


Did you ever stop to consider sports dont want Dynastys anymore? Gary Buttman wants parity. Thats the whole point of salary caps.

>>74536951
I am jelly too

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>>74536947

>>74536951
>tfw you will never be able to innocently grope a girl's butt without serious consequence

I wasted my youth

>>74536940
>Can't handle a bit of snow and ice on his bare skin.

Lol pussy

>>74536938
>comparing historical dynasties to sports dynasties

top kek leaf bro

>>74536952
Gotta go with the Oilers, they ended the Islanders single-handlely

>>74536955
yes Im well aware what a salary cap does.
Hawks were literally 1 meme goal bounce away from 3 peating. Dont give me that shit.

>jests

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>>74536952
I don't like the Islanders but it's the GOAT dynasty

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>Lightning PP
I'm running out of related images

>>74536971
>had to go 8million over salary cap to win 3rd stan lee

Dont give me that shit.

>>74536970
Islanders beat the Oilers the first time though

Islanders vs. Oilers is like Rocky vs. Apollo if Apollo beat Rocky's ass hard in the first movie

>>74536937
which is the better one? I've heard of Lehtonen but not Kiprusoff

>>74536952
Isles. Four in a row is unreal.

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>>74536962
kek'd and saved

>>74536971
>lockout year cup
>no repeats

can hawks fans please fuck off?

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>>74536977
iktf

>>74536988
Dis

>>74536952
Islanders easy

>19 series win streak

no one will beat that ever

>>74536937

>>74536952
Isles

>>74537000
Ottawa can at least bore their way to victories

Boucher has made this team better but so much more fucking boring

>>74536982
> not arguing the point
> also wrong
wow start arguing any time

>>74536990
Only one of those has won a vezina.

>>74537000
Oh snap snes pp goal

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>tfw VGK is the first true salary cap era dynasty

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>>74536761
Kane bros are goons

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>tfw your team has made it to 19 Stan Lee Finals and won only six (6) times
>tfw your second-greatest player had to go to another franchise to win a Cup
>tfw your team couldn't rebound from a terrorist attack on their city to win da Cup
>fuck the Oilers and Blackhawks

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>mia khalifa hates marchand

is she /ourgal/?

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>Stone loses faceoff
>Just steals the puck right away anyway

>>74537041
Sauce?

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>Finnish Goaltending

Why would you bother?

BUFF
U
F
F

>>74537024
aha. gotcha. thanks /hoc/key man

>>74537024

Webm of jets sharks ebin mega collision pls

>>74537041
> overrated trash porn star
> fake everything
> sits around talking shit on twitter and instagram only to get repeatedly btfo
> tries to be a bitch and make dudes look bad who DM her.
Nah fuck this bitch. Some how she thinks shes holier than thou but sucks cock for a living.

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>>74537041
top 5 most overrated trash

Well shit. Why the fuck doesn't Boucher use his best two-way forward on the PK anyway?

will the city of Buffalo ever recover from their missed opportunities in the nineties? this goes for the Sabres and the Bills.

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>>74537041
>finally gets her tits fixed
>doesn't do porn anymore

>>74536938
Wait are you using my Ming reference?
Neat

NOSEFACE
O
S
E
F
A
C
E

>>74537081
I saw it earlier <3

>>74537061
I second this

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Disgraceful frankly

>>74537063
i will never be able to unsee that lel

>>74537016
Victories aren't boring

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Leave Calder & Conny to me

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>>74537081
>>74537091
>so cute

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>>74537100
Look at the fuckin gut on him

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What's better

>Islanders winning their 4th cup in their 11th years of existence (1983)
>Rangers winning their 4th cup in their 68th year of existence (1994)

>rags

>>74537113
> stills slays way more ass than anyone on here
;_;

>>74537120
>I live in Nova Scotia
>Ive seen Boston girls

The ass he slays is pretty ratty tbqh

>>74537045
Celly key winner

>>74537115
> all those 0 cup teams
I love >rags posting but cmon

>>74537115
definitely the rags

>it took the cucknucks for them to win

pathetic

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>>74537111
>here come the caps

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Reminder Toews raped and killed a sorority girl back in 2005 and dumped her body in the river. The college covered it up since he was an athlete.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/body-found-in-red-river-1.543173

>>74537131
> he doesnt think bradly heads home and bangs every chick in his home town
> he doesnt think brad has ass in cities abroad.
SHIGGY

>>74537113
whatcha lookin at ma gut fur

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>>74537115
>oilers slaying that kings and red wings pussy

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>>74537142
>sorority girl

based Toews

>>74537076
How do you know she got them fixed

Why is 3-1 the most dangerous lead un hockey?

>>74537115
Lmao I forgot I made that pic a few years ago, glad to see someone added a piss stain

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>>74537142
Do you think they ever rape each other?

>>74536977
looks like >we're getting ready to let one in

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>>74537173
take a lap lifer

>>74537142
Its Winnipeg, bodies in the river is the norm. It was probably some native that did it

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>>74537203
>probably some native that did it

pic related

>>74537041
she looks like an indian boy with pigtails in this pic. those eyebrows are disgusting

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>>74537173
>3-1
>not 4-1

Learn your team's history, Auston.

>>74537203
How long till Laine ends up in the river?

>break stick trying to shoot
>opponent gets a penalty
Defend this bullshit.

>marchand breaks own stick
>PENULTY TO OTTAWA

fuck you refs

What a game. Watch out Ovechkin is starting to turn it on

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>refpuck for Marchand

Good on you refs for taking it back

>>74537218
I would attribute that to Finnish drinking and depression before I'd give it to a native.

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>>74537211
>>74537200
/pol/, get back to your containment board, now!

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>>74537216

>>74537171
I saw a thread about it on /tv/

>>74537218
>>74537219
>>74537231


I don't know what the fuck happened, but for once refpuck got called back for once, when Ottawa was being refpuck'd

The fuck is happening?

>>74537218
>>74537219
>>74537231

At least ref corrected his fuck up, but wew.

>>74537239
> 2017
> not realizing pol is 4chan

>>74537237
Huurrr >>74537216

Well they took it back, but why is Bruce Cassidy mad? "What do you mean they aren't getting a penalty for no reason?!"

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>>74537142
>ywn do blow with Taves in the bathroom of a Winnipeg dive bar then suck his cock
Just fucking end it

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reminder

>>74537262
>trying to convince us to do coke
>probably just asked if they do coke

>>74537260
''Muh you can't call back a penalty!''

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>>74537262
> wasting your perfectly good cocaine on 6s

>>74537262
>his name is spelt like Toes

What a knob

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>>74537239
make me bruh

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>yfw Bettman has to call the refs in Ottawa to reverse their call cause the ref puck in favor of Boston is getting way too obvious.

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>>74537239

>>74537284
>implying those arent 10s in Winnipeg

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>>74537297
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74537304
>bettman wants to make ottawa great again

Based Bettman had our back in 2003
Bettman and Ottawa OTP

BURROWS
U
R
R
O
W
S

DORION IS A GOAT GM

>>74537239
>Not being part of the /Pol/ army
What are you, some kind of a faggot?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>craps

BURROWS IS ELITE

BIIGGGG WIIINNN!

do we still have a chance at the playoffs, stars bros?

I wonder what other players are wasting their talents in Hongcouver.

fuuuuck
oh well

>Benning was actually fleeced by Dorion

FUCKING LEL

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>>74536778
I have a receding hairline before 25. Feels sad man.

>>74537262
I wonder how many slags he fucked in college. A number of hotties from highschool went there since they have a decent nursing program and undergrad isn't that hard to get into.

gg Sens

>>74537335
> wanting your team to make the playoffs after they decided to sell.
Just pack it in and hope for next year. Only good this season is to try and cuck other teams

>>74537335
Lol no

Also
>yfw the stars win the Stan Lee Cup

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>>74537178
He gets what he wants, even from the breadman.

>>74537352
Shave it off and grow a clean beard and get buff. It's not a bad look.

Ottawa gonna meme their way to da cup

the snes are /hoc/'s team

oh my god how did that not go in

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Wew imagine if tampa and the the jest win tonight. What a meme night it would be

TSN finally shilling hard for Karlsson

Fuck you Doughty

>>74537377
>beard yet no head hair

This is the dumbest look ever

>>74537367
>>74537372

:'(

Dorion is GOAT GM. Vancouver got wrecked in that trade.

>Burrows traded to Snes
wtf why did we get this finger biter aging forward

>Burrows gets 4 points in his first two games
WTF I LOVE BURROWS NOW. E L I T E

Really makes you think.

>>74537349
wat?

my face when Mark Streit turns out to be a more productive pickup than Kevin Shattenkirk

>>74537352
>not genetically prone to hair loss
>lose 3 blood relatives and my motor blows in ten months
I've got a widows peak going on at 28

>>74537402
no it's not, it means you have high test

>>74537416
Burrows is #ELITE on Ottawa

>>74537419
Reminder Flyers are paying 5% of his Salary to play across the river.

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>>74537414
>14

>>74537428
that's a myth m8. highest test guys have a thick head of hair.

>>74537428
>bald in your twenties
>high test

>>74537429
Ya i see now.
I mean Dahlen is a good prospect r right?

>jets pp

>>74537466
Shitty swede who gives a fuck Burrow is #ELITE

>>74537402
This.
It's basically a woman repellent: the look. Just keep it at a buzz cut and a 5 o'clock shadow at most if you need facial hair.

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>Trouba
>Elite

SHORT HANDED SCAAAAAAAAR

>laine

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Agent Laine hahahah

fuck, vasy had a nice game though
>those fucking snowshit rags fans cheering

TB

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>all these fucking Jew York transplants
I hope they all fucking die

>>74537512
Publix eh?

>>74537352
just lift and try and look like joe rogan

Is Boedker slowly unbusting himself?

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the lightning are shit, theyre going to miss the playoffs and they could have just tanked and had a top 3 pick

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The world would arguably be a better place had the Rags not pull their jewish tricks on the Amerks

Even tho the curse was worth it

>>74537508
Redpill me on how many hattricks this guy has

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>>74537545
Stammer is a peg leg faggot

>>74537558
1 Quadgoal game = 10 hattricks

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You are now the GM of the Las Vegas Golden Knights. Choose wisely.

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Found the Paul Kariya regen

Or is it Keanu Reeves bastard son?

>tfw at this jest game
>could be playing Zelda instead of being at this shitshow

Mistakes were made tonight

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Lads, I'm moving downtown and I'm gonna sell my truck to buy something smaller. I was thinking a Civic coupe, fully loaded. What do you figure?

>>74537476
>>74537503

oy sens fans who are still around, I didn't know Anderson had the single-season save % record. must be elite af

>>74537652
fuck off cuck. i bet you never haul anything in your truck do you bud? just a limpdicked loser trying to overcompensate for your tiny pecker.

stay in the boonies cletus, inbreds like you cant handle the city life

>>74537652
I'd buy a good Jeep if i were you but /o/ surely has better advice

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>>74537665
By far the most underrated goaler in the league

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tfw worse than Canada.

Ovechkin is never going to win a cup

is dustin byfugelin the least jolly wog of all the nhl golliwogs?

>>74537683
I work in the oil patch, lad. I have a company truck now, so no need for my personal truck.

You dumb faggot.

>>74537685
I was thinking a crossover, but I used to drive a Hyundai Genesis, and I miss having a 2 door.

>Buff stops dead in his tracks
>other player runs into his leg
>get called for kneeing

Okay

>>74537704
BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO

>>74537490
>>74537490
>>74537490
>>74537490
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>>74537742
>>74537704

>the SNES have been the most consistent team in the division all year
What the fuck is happening

>inb4 8 game losing streak to miss playoffs

>>74537764
>not another retarded choice like Memphis or Albequerque however you spell it

>>74537742
>Not putting a source.
>>74537764
>He thinks this still triggers me.

>>74537764
>tfw montreal/quebec city playoff series

>>74537801
>sunbelters getting triggered AGAIN
gonna post publix now cuck?

>>74537764
>Implying Bettman won't give Atlanta a 3rd chance.

>they think it won't be seattle's time

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>>74537764
>mfw when Bettman blocks the move and purchases the team himself.
>canafags completely triggered

>>74537810
>All the potential HextallvsRoy moments that never were

>>74537827
>sheattle
no. god no.

LMFAO WHO THE JUST SMASHED THEIR STICK ON THE NET

will thornton get in the hall with no cup

but guys i thought the jets were elite :))))))))))

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>empty net
Good going jests

>>74537871
looked like ehlers

>>74537708
He will never even get to a cup as long as he's in Washington.

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>>74537879
>implying it isn't >our year

non meme answer: yes, he's a first ballot hof

A-at least Laine got a point

>>74537817
i dont think NC has publix

>>74537571

Pretty sure Las Vegas is in for a rough ride.

Zucker - Karlsson - Smith
Burakovsky - Lindberg - Stempniak
Raffl - Vermette - Glendening
Martinook - Lowry - Paquette
Smith-Pelly
Khaira
Lazar
Larsson
Gaunce
Agostino

Maatta - Hamonic
Beauchemin - van Riemsdyk
Dillon - Ceci
Beaulieu
Johns
Morrow

Reimer
Bibeau
Campbell

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>laine literally costing his team the win AGAIN
That honestly might be worse than when he scored on his own net.

>>74537979
Explain

>>74537968
>hamonic

isles will protect him

>>74537571
Pens will protect Maatta and Dumoulin before Cole and Hagelin.

>>74537979
Has anyone shooped Subban's face on him yet

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>>74537622
>zelda

Spotted the nu-male winninigger

>>74537764
At least Carolina has won a cup recently

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>tfw unbanned

i know you all missed me dearly

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>>74537880
Jets are winning the Cup in 2019 lad

>>74538159
I know all the Flim Flams' shots missed your goalie

>>74538159
did you post something mildly racist whilst kippers was around?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgWuXiMBDs0

Why would someone embarrass themselves on national TV?

>>74537968
Flames will protect Lazar. LV will get Brouwer.

>>74538172
I did
It's hilarious because all she does is talk shit about white guys

>>74538172
i posted her butt if that's what you mean

>>74538170
reeeeeee

>>74538122
Maybe, maybe not. They have to protect Boychuk. They will definitely protect Leddy. They have too many forwards to protect, so they won't do the 4-4 option. That leaves Hamonic and Pulock.

Which would you prefer? The young dman with potential to be a top 4 pp speacialist, or the older defensive minded top 4 dman that has a history of injury problems?

>>74538208
same lmao

>>74538216
isles don't have too many forwards to protect, most of them are tweeners that are replaceable. they only ones they'll protect are tavares, lee, and ladd(unfortunately). then they'll protect boychuk, leddy, hamonic, de haan, and pulock.

t. isles knower

>>74538203
Why? Lazar hasn't proven anything.

>>74538128
I don't know. Cole gets top 4 minutes there and is doing really well. I considered removing Schulz though and putting Maatta in. Not sure if the Penguins will have cap space to sign him now.

Hagelin isn't a dman, so that comparison doesn't make sense. They would have to protect Kuhknackl or Wilson over him instead, which I doubt will happen.

>>74537968
they'll probably have their top draft pick from 2017 in the lineup. they'll draft high in 2018 too, and these days a couple high drafts can skyrocket a team in a hurry

>>74538203
>exposing a player you just signed

Good luck getting free agents

>>74538250
They just traded a 2nd round pick for him. Flames are a young team that's still building for the future, and they put a high value on character which is one of Lazar's strengths.

He was WJC captain, Memorial Cup captain, and a good scorer in junior. His development has been poorly managed but he has a high pedigree which could be a homerun if he gets back on track.

Meanwhile Brouwer is 31 and has been kinda shit for the Flames.

>>74538231
This is what I assumed:

Tavares
Lee
Ladd
Bailey
Nelson
Strom
Cizikas

Leddy
Boychuk
Pulock

That leaves Kulemin, Prince, Quince, Clutterbuck, Chimera, Hamonic, Hickey, de Hann, Mayfield, Halak, Berube, Pelech, and Grabovski open to be picked up.

Are you saying they will put Nelson, Bailey, and Strome up before they put Hamonic or another dman?

>>74538261
Well maybe he should play better then. Besides, expansion draft is a rare occurrence and completely different from trading someone you just signed. Every GM has to make tough choices, the players probably get that.

The Canes are living proof that southern hockey will fail.
Sure a team will be good and it will seem like they have good fans, but a good long playoff drought wil expose their real fanbase.
Only exception I can think of is LA and San Jose.
Trampa Gay will be in the same spot as the Canes are now 10 year after Stamkos retires.

>>74538289
Problem is, Brouwer has a no trade clause in his contract, so he'd have to waive it first.

But they could choose Lazar over Chiasson (if they resign) or Bouma.

>>74538299
>Are you saying they will put Nelson, Bailey, and Strome up before they put Hamonic or another dman?

yep. don't let his stat line fool you, nelson is garbage in every single sector except for goalscoring. soft as fuck and ultra lazy to boot, gives on supremely easy plays constantly. strome has turned it around considerably under weight, but still who knows with him. was in a funk for nearly two years before now. only an explosive playoff campaign will make the isles reconsider, and that's if they make in the first place.

bailey is the oddball of the bunch. nobody foresaw the spectacular season he is having this year, dude has turned into a great player. still, i think the isles roll the dice on leaving him exposed. he only has one more year on his contract, i'd bet vegas wants an asset on the books for longer than that.

>>74538340
wrong, only players with NMC have to waive.

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>>74536654
Is Canucks most elitest team in the league?

>>74538340
At any rate, Treliving has stated that Lazar is a part of the future and they have a plan in place to protect him. They'll work a deal out with Vegas if it comes to that.

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>>74538365
'no'

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>>74538365

>>74538327
>detoilet

>>74537622
>playing a PS2 game instead of the superior Horizon.
wew

>>74538250
Pens will likely protect 4-4-1. They can afford to lose a forward over defenseman. Maatta and Dumo are too young and affordable right now to not protect, Schultz is having his breakout year, and Letang (who you missed) is obvious. Cole is expendable. Rust is a nice 3rd liner but also expendable. Sheary is only 2nd year pro and won't be eligible for the expansion draft. Hagelin is a tough loss, but losing him over one of the young defensemen for nothing is less of a sting. Plus they have Daniel Sprong tearing up the minors and joining the club next season.

My guess is Pens protect Sid, Geno, Kessel, Hornqvist, Letang, Schultz, Maatta, Dumoulin, and Murray.

>>74538470
>Plus they have Daniel Sprong tearing up the minors

Eliteprospects says he's still playing junior.

>>74538380
>>74538407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D52TQu0gfs

Don't reply to me if you are mean to the Canucks.

>>74538470
Sheary has been pro since 2014-15

>>74538504
semantics. either way i wouldn't count on sprong despite his awesome stats. shit attitude and possibly the laziest junior player defensively i have ever seen, and that is really saying something since they are tons of them who are lazy defensively. you could probably count on one hand the number of times he has backchecked.

>>74538526
Not really semantics, but whatever.

I haven't seen a lot of Sprong but I've always liked what I saw. Great skillset.

Nazem Kadri always had that same problem and look at him now. Giroux did too in junior. Lots of selfish players grow up and become pros.

>>74538504
Yeah he was injured and then joined the QMJHL team and is leading the league in PPG.

>>74538523
Technically Sheary is still 2nd year pro and exempt. I don't know all the details but that's what I've read.