https://twitter.com/sir_studboy?lang=en
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FHNzFU7-o
News:
9/11 was an inside job
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEO6XqIzmec
Events: i don't think there are any today, google it to make sure
Schaub is gay
Schaub is God
Zane Simon
>>74534080
nope lol
This thread is real.
>>74534080
this is fake fuck off
>>74534056
My theory on how this got started is that somebody posted "Schaub is good" and everybody figured it had to be a typo.
Mediocre failed fighter bless
>>74534091
nobody would ever post schaub is good though
>>74534080
Kys, this is the thread
How long until ngannou gets a title shot?
>>74534091
What actually happened is this loser wants to get attention like lmaobud aka canadiansperg aka adan.
>>74534113
by the end of the year he will be a top contender
Dad Bod bless
>>74534049
Thanks I'm done with that guy who is obsessed with making threads he used the n-word about tyron and I'm not standing for that blatant racism.
>>74534080
Wait till 500 you faggot
>>74534135
Yes, tell that to spergOP
>>74534135
it's amazing how they haven't full ranged banned the guy posting the bears superbowl thread and the subsequent romanian proxy he uses lol.
khaBUM time!
in all seriousness i hope this little russian twerp gets violently heemed next fight
>>74534152
stop spamming
this is the real thread
>>74534152
actually as you can see this was posted before your thread, verifying that this is indeed the real thread
GADOOSH
>>74534152
Reported for spamming
>>74534143
I know, I know. But still, it's a bit much when the guy is reporting threads for being created before the bump limit and then turning around and doing the same exact thing.
>>74534052
Fake news
>>74534179
>>74534179
>*furiously reports thread*
>>74534185
Your shtick is getting old, my guy. The Schaub spirit is more alive than ever. Get some new tactics.
>>74534152
you know if you just made your thread and didn't do this it wouldn't be nearly as bad lol
>>74534185
*gallops towards you*
*gets heemed*
*portions threads*
SPERG BTFO
>>74534057
>>74534057
kek sperg btfo
Thank you mod. I see you deleted all of his posts. Makes sure to ban him again when he evades in 1 minute.
For suuuuuure don't get banned making early threads my guy
Hey pussy, you still there
>>74534213
This was an early thread you mongoloid, you are just as bad as spergOP
im not banned
The mods are colluding against sperg OP now but they still haven't taken care of schaub poster. Fuck the mods.
I could bow and arrow choke every here and thrice on Sunday
>>74534237
Schaubposter is the mod
Justice, kind of. All the early threads need to be iced but that's just me.
>>74534237
Shieet I thought spergop and swobposter are the same person
>>74534231
i didn't make the thread lol
>>74534049
>Events: i don't think there are any today
who the fuck made you start threads when you can't even put up some info? f**k off!
>>74534237
What is your problem with me? Schaub is a relevant MMA analyst and a former UFC heavyweight contender. The other guy makes threads before 500 posts.
Worry about yourself and I think you'd be surprised by the positive changes that instantly take place in your life.
>>74534196
>Your shtick is getting old
oh the irony
>>74534253
well the last thread got deleted so...lol
>>74534271
This was an early thread too.
>c-cody will b-beat tj!
>>74534292
already KOed him my man
>>74534237
>implying schaubpedo doesn't pay to avoid bans and receive janny privileges
>>74534274
>Coral Springs
>I think you'd be surprised my man
beautiful work champ
49-2
What's the best fight card to put on to help you fall asleep?
>>74534140
>that softness
>>74534302
What does that say about you for typing this entire thing out? Did you just out yourself as the gay scat fetish spammer?
who is unironically and unequivocally the most overrated fighter of all time?
>picture literally unrelated
>>74534302
kek
>>74534334
would you stfu already, you must be incredibly stupid to be able to keep this up for so long without getting bored
>>74534151
you can hope all you want, but it will never happen
our boy is coming for the title inshALLAH
>>74534334
I didn't have to type it out, I came up with the original idea and they handled the rest
>>74534255
sperg op is the numbered webm autist whos on here all day
>>74534237
One time I posted about how good /heem/ had been, and then literally the next post is "hey guys I just got unbanned" and it was him, and it all made sense.
>>74534340
Did they catch who assaulted her?
>>74534340
Royce Gracie
What did y'all do to celebrate El Tapo day yesterday?
>>74534340
post more pics of her
>>74534340
Bruce Lee
>trying to deflect this transparently
We all already know that you're the scatspammer, schaubpedo
>>74534357
I know, I thought he posted failed fighter too
EMBEDDED:
>>74534380
I honestly wouldnt be surprised if its him.
spergop tried to become the predictioncuck for a while and got btfo by based photoshopguy, dude is on here all day.
Who does he fight next?
>>74534399
maia
EMBEDDED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85OxvmCQ_F8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85OxvmCQ_F8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85OxvmCQ_F8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85OxvmCQ_F8
>>74534399
Cowboy Cerrone
>>74534393
>>74534402
good posts you giant fucking idiot
>>74534402
his lisp reminds me of zane simon
but at least zane simon knows about all the fighters
>>74534399
cte
>>74534346
>without getting bored.
When you enjoy what you do, you never work a day in your life.
Well, I'm not even working, I genuinely am a huge fan so that makes it quite easy to continue being a fan. Just wanted to throw that quote in there because it felt somewhat relevant. Schaub bless you bro.
>>74534399
tyron
*smug tyron pepe*
>>74534408
Damn why you gotta be so mean man? I don't know why you're so mean.
>>74534424
lol you're a national treasure
>>74534402
>elkins btfo
damn karyn has bants
Jouban will beat Gunny
the salaries for 209 are more than the gate, is that bad?
>>74534445
>wanting that lispy anti-bully dork to beat based gunnar
C'mon spergOP we still love you, post some webms ya goof.
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>>74534402
good show desu
>>74534457
>Being mad that your meme fighter got JOUBAN'D
when will putin make the guys who attacked fedors daughter pay with their lives?
>>74534465
no we dont
>>74534476
Adan's wife, leave now
>>74534469
i was okay with it until he turned into an anti-bully PSA ad after the fight
>>74534476
>yfw it was alexs
>>74534494
>Being a bully
>>74534499
had to think about that for a sec
>>74534510
>not growing up fighting literally every day for fun at the bus stop, on the bus, in the hallways etc. lol
>>74534499
compelling
>>74534340
>>74534510
>not being a bully
Bullying teaches kids that it NOT okay to be raging autists, I bet nobody properly bullied spergOP
how is your kind recovering?
>>74534571
Wondercucks are committing suicide by the thousands every hour tbqh
>>74534563
Or schaub faggot for that matter
why is khabib such a little twerp
>>74534594
man did he talk a lot of shit for someone who couldn't make weight lmao
>>74534571
GSP will 50-45 Tyrone back to the hood
I was washing the dishes while watching the history channel and I think I saw Roxanne Modafferi in the Pawn Stars. I wonder what she was trying to sell
>>74534617
>>74534617
It's Tyron.
>>74534617
quack quack white boi
>>74534631
>Tyron Lanket Woodley (born April 17, 1982)
>Lanket
what will they think of next
/WOODLEY/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hupzs3PQVIk
>muh chessmatch
I cant even remember the last time there was a decent brawl. Just meme chess shit for 5 rounds. What went wrong?
Been telling them all week
All week my nigga
seriously
for someone tyron's exact height or shorter
is there a better fighter in the world?
someone who would beat him at least 6 ouf of 10 times in MMA?
>>74534653
piece of shit tyron not kicking the leg. him and rashad triggered me hard saturday
>t-t-this time
>>74534682
hunt and romero
>>74534695
kek
>>74534653
Nice video dude
Thanks for sharing
>>74534651
>be named lanket
>is a manlet
>not lanky at all
does not compute
>>74534049
A+ OP
lol woodley is -151 against conor
how the fuck is it that close
give me a fucking break
wonderboy is the man sized version and wayyyy better striker of conor
>>74534726
how are you so stupid
>>74534676
>posting a fight from 10 years ago as if it will have any impact
still the best welterweight in the world and there aint nothing you can do about it
>>74534726
Conor would throw punches unlike stephen
for sure wonderboy landed some nice octagon control
>>74534726
Whitebois finna be casuals. Before the fight starts Woodley will be +150.
>>74534744
He was tagging him with some nice distance management and teeps my guy.
>>74534740
>rocked by nate
>>74534726
this
>>74534726
>doesn't know the difference between karate and boxing
go away
>>74534740
Good luck with that
>>74534786
I am not. You are autistic though.
>>74534797
>LE BLOOD ORC
My favorite meme.
>>74534735
>>74534740
>>74534795
Tyron's only losses have been when people manage to over power him. Conor's scrawny ass couldn't overpower someone who has 40 lbs on him
>>74534735
>>74534795
bawhahaha they even ironically think conor would win
Is there a betting line on whether DC can actually make it to 210?
I'd like to place a bet on that.
>>74534815
tyron lost to that 3x caught BEFORE USADA cheating fuck Nate Marquardt...and that piece of shit has the nerve to be an outloud jesus freak
>>74534828
>didnt cut to make 170
>overpowered by flabby ass nate
shitposting hard lad
woodley can wrestle with heavyweights that's a stupid fucking fight
You can tell how new someone is by their belief that Conor would beat Tyron.
>They're now saying a featherweight who got stunned by Nate is gonna win
Lmao when are you going to get some self-respect
>>74534841
>>74534869
you think these 196'er poltards know that?
Tyron is short
>Stephen Thompson is the best striker ive seen in my life
What did GSP mean by this?
I don't think they'll ever stop being mad.
>>74534869
Conor pre-Diaz is like Goku pre-Frieza saga
>Beat Lawler in round 1
>Beat wonderboi twice
>Beat Condit
>GSP flat-out ducking him
>m-m-mediocre
Imagine the amount of hate and butthurt that has to be flowing through you to believe this.
>>74534896
is Artem Gohan?
>c-conor
>>74534894
dumb gwailos can't handle a confident vietnamese champion
>>74534896
Goku then got his ass whipped by Cell like a bitch
Conor will defeat Woodley inside one round. Time to book this fight.
Don't wanna hear any "h-he must defend his belt" from the duckers.
they have a ufc champion, we have fathers, guess its ok after all.
>>74534905
he's yajirobe, avila is vegetas tail
>t-t-t-this time
>>74534880
>>74534914
Are you okay?
>>74534920
Nate is Vegeta
Imagine the abomination of Nate and Conor fusing. Conate or Nanor McDiaz.
>>74534939
Are you alright?
>GSP finally decides to go to MW just to avoid Tyron
>>74534943
yeah im good, maybe take a few steps outside so you can stop pretending to be a black guy on the internet.
>>74534957
Calm down.
4 white champions
4 black champions
This is a close race war
>>74534938
a reachlet will be born, with the volume of diaz and power of conor.
who can even compete desu
Nate would beat T Wood
Conor would destroy T Wood
#Facts
seriously who is conor fighting next
>>74534972
>tf
>tp
>>74534957
>y-y-ou're just pretending
Absolute state of ya m8. You are still seeing red. You don't gotta self-insert so hard into fighters. It's just a sport you loser lmao.
>>74534967
The only legit black champ is Woodley. Mighty Mouse is a midget and DC should have been stripped for ducking Mousasi after not having defended his belt since 2015.
The 4th is who? Germaine?
>>74534967
>DJ
>Woodley
>DC
I know black people aren't very smart but even they should be able to count to 4
>>74534981
Dee will love her child more than him. Then she'll realize she can keep the baby, and get a lot of Conor's money without having to deal with his annoying ass.
>>74534967
>LHW is just an all black 3 way
not fair 2bh
>>74534909
t. casual
you didn't watch the fight you zero
>>74534991
I didn't mean to make you mad, sorry bro. i'll be more sensitive to you next time.
>>74535006
Not legit.
If Lobov wins Swanson Ufc will give him title shot against Aldo. And if Aldo heems my boy Artem, Mcgregor - Aldo 2 is on baybeee.
>>74535006
germaine
nunes
joanna (jewish ancestry)
>>74534968
Tyrony Ferguson
>>74534999
>both challengers for the lhw belt ducked moose
>>74535006
He's a brown hue not black and also not a real champ
>>74535016
Since when are jews black retard ?
>>74535021
>not tabib fergomedov
Tfw TJ just want better training and all the sudden alpha cucks starts bullying him. Tell me why?
>>74535039
Would never make weight
>>74535045
faber is a dick
why are people so biased? that was clearly a draw
>>74535045
They were just embarrassed that McGregor predicted it and they were proven wrong so that got pissed.
>>74535042
Answer the question, by what dumb logic are jews black ? Has /pol/ science gone too far ?
>>74535049
Frieza - Aldo
Cell - Nate
Buu - Tony
Beerus - Tyron
>>74535045
Cause he and Duane Ludwig went behind their backs trying to break the team up and spreading lies about people.
>>74535054
>>74535059
do you idiots even watch stud radio
>>74535065
i never said that, i meant they're not white silly
>>74535068
i've been following this sport for over 20 years faber is an absolute cunt
It really does bother me that GSP has made a huge impact on sport,made fuckton of money just to come back 4 years later and hold up a completely irrelevant division for him filled with other that have spent so much blood sweat and tears to just get held back because GSP wants Muh second belt. Even Anderson stepped aside from titleshot for Jacare. Why can't George respect the new generation instead of fucking up a whole division, is he really scared of Tyrone?
>>74535076
The guy makes you take your sneakers off in his home. No decent human being even thinks of something so gay.
*blocks you path*
>>74535049
ferg makes it with clothes on, it will offset khabibs tubbyness
>>74535056
wtf i hate woodley now
#notmychampion
>>74535076
so you've been watching him on tv for a long time so you know him personally, ok
>>74535056
>>74535062
>Draw won the popular vote
>>74535097
i've been following the sport, i know "all" the behind the scenes stuff, ok
>>74535093
Thompson won the popular vote!
#notmychampion
>>74535092
Ferg is a bitch for not taking a replacement. An actual crazy person would have taken the fight. He just outed himself as a bitch.
>>74535076
By non-white /pol/ rules only Cody Garbage is a white champion and even of that I'm not sure
>>74535089
Thats not uncommon for people who have nice homes (ie not you or your friends and family).
>>74535114
Neck tattoos = nonwhite
t. /pol/ack
>>74535067
zeno - ari emanuel
great priest - uncle dana
zuno - cruz
king kai - kavanagh
>>74535114
What are you talking about he's mostly native american
>>74535117
I have 3 places all of them are nicer than his, any time someone comes over I literally call them a douche for starting to take their shoes off. I literally have maid services lol. Even growing up my parents made 6 figures I grew up in New Canaan so stfu about your no sneakers policy.
>>74535088
All we can do is hope he blows his knee in the coming weeks.
>>74535128
So we have 0 white champions then since Slavs and Irish aren't white obviously and neither are Brazilians, Hawaiians, Hispanics or Native Americans
>>74535113
>fight johnson
>get less money
>get heemd
>implying conor payday ever
fuck that lad
if alvarez was serious, now thats EZ Moneee
>>74535130
Notice how he has a "plan" he won't talk about? If he wins he's going to make another pointless fight with Diaz,Silva,Conor while MW contenders kill eachother off. Also if ones pulls out no way they don't reschedule
>>74535114
>Going on /pol/
What's wrong with you?
>>74535128
Your parents have 3 places you mean
>>74535088
Bizping is just that much horrible and beatable. If Rockhold was holding the belt GSP would never come out of retirement.
>>74535170
I go to /int/ which is /pol/-lite, /pol/ is boring and way too angry for me
fuck bisspiss yea la
Who should she fight next? Paige Sletten?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIimOU_bS_0
>>74535239
australia was so sure grasso would beat herrig lol
literally lost every round
>>74534388
I'm waiting for the video to be released. I want to see what TJ did.
>>74535239
my cock
Michelle Waterson is going to dominate Rose Namajunas. Correct?
>>74535246
>literally lost every round
literally did not!
>>74535260
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRT94rmFg4h/
rose is a fucking meme
>>74535239
That would be horrific match-making.
what does heem mean?
>>74535296
Because they're both 23 and you'd be killing both their star power.
>>74534049
good OP, good OP pic, bad file name but I'll let it slide
>>74535286
so they will probably do it
>>74535296
Awesome.
>>74535296
Why doesn't Swab loser get banned for "spamming"
>>74534380
>>74534395
they're the same guy, he has multiple personas that he pretends to be on here, he just proxies a different country for each one
he also lied and said he wasn't muslim when he is indeed muslim
>>74535331
its an inside job, he's here all the time so hes probably a janny
>>74535298
here
everyone
emulates
muhammed
>>74535298
heem sleepy
Ghetto talk for "he is unconscious". Mostly said by imageboard users and crackheads.
Oooh, heem sleepy!
#heem #sleepy #sleep #him #words
by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014
>>74535337
LMAO alright alright we can handle this boys no worries here we go I'm gonna give it a try
Upcoming events:
go fuck urself bud lmao
News:
lmao get fucked
>>74535296
Good, in 3 days we should all report him again
>>74535347
>>74535348
I think adan and this other leaf are on to something here.
>>74535347
If he's a proxy, then why isn't he ban evading right now?
>>74535126
forgot pic
>all these deleted posts
>>74535348
Jani definitely is a mudslime, he gets super butthurt whenever you insult religion of driving trucks into people
>>74535393
um maybe because he literally admitted to roleplaying as different people on here lol
I mean I know you're a fuckin idiot but come on bud
FULL REEM
>>74535405
>religion of driving trucks into people
Post your UFC Walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHKqA5mkT7I
i really really really really really really like this thread
>>74535433
That song is shit and so is Eddie Money
This is my current walk out track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
>>74535441
i really really really really really really like ur mom
remember when wonderboy did anything worthwhile over the course of 10 rounds?
me neither
>>74535331
He's got a 4chan pass, literally and figuratively.
>>74535418
"Rashad Evans is going to win by KO"
-An actual idiot
>>74535461
that was a logical presumption to make
>>74535451
>The guy who got 6 knockdowns in 50 minutes of fighting is the one who was running away and making the fight boring
Really joggles the noggin
>>74535447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU
>>74534419
he sounds retarded. ill bet my house that he has cte
>>74535475
>Kailin will never sing to you
>lawler vs cerrone
>winner skips maia once again
only a matter of time before that grapplebitch an heros
>>74535485
her voice is as mediocre as her fighting
>>74535472
tyron basically just said "fuck this I'm not leading"
>>74535475
That wasnt bad.
>>74535493
delet this
>>74535502
a notch above bad
>>74535496
and what did wonderboy say?
>>74535510
wonderboy said "man it's difficult to lead with kicks vs a guy that wants to take me down"
>>74535510
for sure you saw the teeps my man
>>74534388
What the fuck went down there?
>ywn do a drunken karaoke duet of Leather and Lace with Kailin
>>74535493
Still not as bad as her horrible tattoos.
>>74535527
TJ said "What's Maddux Maple going to do when you lose to me?"
>>74535515
>woodley: fuck this I'm not leading
>wonderboy: man it's difficult to lead with kicks vs a guy that wants to take me down
In actuality
Woodley: Man its hard to take a guy down or close the distance on a guy that wants to kick my head off
Wonderboy: man it's difficult to lead with kicks vs a guy that wants to take me down
why dont you just say you dont like tyron and didnt want him to win? you dont have to keep making shit up. its been 2 days man. let it go
>>74535536
ferocious ground and pound
>>74535536
Do you have the webm of Kailin crying as the decision is being read?
>>74535557
someone post this
>>74535557
this
>>74535546
that would be a funny thing for somebody that bet on tyron to win to say lmao
but you tell yourself whatever you need there tyreese
>>74535573
>TEEP
>TEEEEEEEP >TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Oh for sure Wonderboy had some sick staredowns with Woodley my man
>>74534380
>>74534395
>>74535393
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74156079/#74159773
observe
>>74535589
*teeps you*
gib belt daynah
>>74535603
LOL
How did Big Brown do with his UFC 209 picks?
>>74535614
post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>74535640
No thanks
>>74535640
dude every black rapper from the UK sounds like dizzee
>>74535640
Only nu metal is heem approved walkout music, sorry
>>74535632
got everything correct my man as per usual ;) the man is a bonafide genius
>>74535640
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
>>74535720
>greasy haired white boi music
>>74535632
He got 2 fights right.
ferguson back to talking shit about khabib.
guess its on again boyos
JOIN THE TEAM OR DIE
>>74535720
pantera is the most overhyped shitty band of all time
>>74535756
fight rescheduled for 2018 (tko ramadam)
>>74535756
If I was Ferg I would completely dismiss Kebab and start talking shit about Conair
>GSP vs Bisping isn't until the fall
Definitely need to give Romero a stay busy fight. I think. Kelly would be a good match.
>>74535789
Completely pointless considering Conor isn't even in the sport at the moment. He's out for a few more months and his next fight might not be in the UFC. You're not going to goad him into fighting you by talking shit, he's smarter than that
if they can make tony/khabib for 210, they need to. yeah, khabib fucked up, but i want to see good fights, plus they need to stay active. if something happens, then make tony/conor except we don't know when conor will be back.
plus 210 with khabib/tony becomes a great card.
>>74535797
Rockhold
>>74535797
agreed
>>74535855
>AKA in main and co-main
Madman
>>74535830
>You're not going to goad him into fighting you by talking shit
Worked out for Nate
>>74535855
Doubt they would medically clear kebab that soon after liver failure
>>74535899
No, it didn't? Conor didn't choose Nate. He was a short notice replacement. He was chosen because he talked shit, sure, but not by Conor and he wasn't goaded into anything. He was fighting anyway, completely different situation.
>>74535899
different situation, nate was arguably the biggest name available other than faber who was available
>>74535928
You could make that Conor didn't specifically choose anybody besides belts, fact is Nate put himself into McBelt belt contention with his talk and maybe Tony could do the same
>>74535984
do these kids know what's going on
>>74535969
Tony's absurd reach makes him a tricky matchup for Conor so I'm not sure that fight would ever materialize. Conor losing at 155 lbs wouldn't be good for marketability.
>>74535984
where is their hair?
>>74535984
so its confirmed on TUF that PVZ was getting fucked by TJ when urijah walked in and found them and got jealous of TJs monster hog, while urijah only has a small snake and has no foreskin
thats whyy TJ left
>>74536006
>that filename
kek
>>74536005
Out of Tony/kebab, Tony is the more favorable match up for Goobs by far, if he intends to seriously defend LW strap he should jump on the opportunity now that Tony is the clearer contender
>>74535969
>You could make that Conor didn't specifically choose anybody besides belts
He didn't. Dana always bangs on about how he didn't care for his opponent. He worked his way to the top and the only target on his mind was Aldo, because he held the belt.
Nate getting the fight had nothing to do with Conor, it had everything to do with the UFC. Talking shit did help his case but it was as a short notice replacement.
Look at how many people already talk shit about Conor, he's got a huge target on his back. He's in the business of shit talking. No one is going to talk him away from Mayweather. There's nothing Tony can say that'll make Conor suddenly decide he wants to defend his belt. He's on break.
>bisping +130 and climbing
>>74534629
more like the chimp champ amirite?
>>74536042
I'm just as baffled. GSP is going to get his face jabbed into a bloody mess.
>>74536023
I'm not sure tho, Khabib might maul him on the ground but would get clipped at the start of every round.
>>74535797
>Kelly
He should fight Rockhold. It's the obvious matchup; there are 6 truly elite guys in MW not counting Bisping and out of those 6 only Romero and Rockhold don't have fights booked. Plus it'd probably be spicy.
>>74536094
Romero is ducking the Bigg Rigg.
>>74536068
>bisping
>ever outjabbing the king of jabs
>>74536042
>>74536068
GSP is going to win
how the hell can this fucking little manlet with his 5 inch prince get such a good looking girl like Meghan?
she should be dating tall white alpha males like me
>>74536094
how is kellys knee gonna hold up
>>74536144
because she's a fucking dwarf as well you bisping eyed fuck
>>74536144
t. Cleetus Johnson
>>74536156
so now they're gonna have turbo dwarfs for kids instead of normal height adults. great.
and they're gonna be ugly as shit. what a waste of italian genetics.
>>74536161
post a pic of your teeth otherwise shut up archie
>>74536144
because she probably gets fucked 5 times by fighters during a fight week, so she can put up with his small dick other times
>>74536154
how has he held up since he been doing MMA?
>>74536177
>so now they're gonna have turbo dwarfs for kids instead of normal height adults. great.
he himself is a turbo dwarf and he is not only rich but his wife is megan
>>74536177
>italian genetics
>>74536250
BREAKING NEWS: Brendan Schaubs bloated corpse has been discovered floating in the ocean near Coral Springs, FL. Cause of death was too many cum tributes from Springsperg who was identified via DNA testing. Swabs body was initially confused for that of a baluga whale due to his excessive puppy fat
>>74536278
Heeminder: All h8ers are casuals, scat fetishists, and homosexual.
its not fucking fair
joe b got so fucking lucky, fucking little manlet shit
>>74536261
dam i know she's wearing heels but that's one tiny dad
What's the next big fight to fall through?
>>74536278
>The cheeto-encrusted, corpse-ridden rivers of Coral Springs
>>74536313
>>74536227
literal perfection
sweet jesus I'm depressed now
>>74536367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYdJF-PBeXo
MAIA GONNA DIE
>>74536376
if maia beats him maia is the greatest natty of all time
>>74536367
No one is perfect lad. I guarantee you she does some fucked up things like licking poo off her fingers or eating dryer sheets.
>>74536365
Me in the middle
>>74536389
yeah you're right. thanks man I needed that
>>74536367
>>74536376
Wasn't he ranked #13 or #15 when he fought Cerrone? How is he getting Maia?
And if Silva couldn't end Maia in 25 minutes, I don't see Masvidal doing it.
>>74536387
>38 year old athlete still performing at the top of his game
>natty
Unlikely
>>74536402
>The Slice that lost the title
Manlets win in the end
>>74536407
We mustn't forget that Masvidal's first and most important teacher was the one and only Kimbo Slice. He has hidden talents that Maia can't possibly replicate in a camp.
>>74536426
thank mr skeltal
she stinks she can't take a youtube joke lol
>>74536426
she could have literally any man on earth and settles for THAT?
poor lass
>>74536436
stay mad
@74536407
(You)
Horrible
>>74534149
Both are my boys
RIP randleman
>>74536436
Invicta has signed Milana Dudieva and Kelly Fasholz
contributing
>>74536454
what the fuck
>>74536429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtPlJvjIQs8
I total forgot he was a street fighter.
>>74536468
lol
>>74536468
THAT BUNDA
THAT HAS TO BE PHOTOSHOPPED
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74536493
it is
>>74535984
>kids,i'm here to BEAT your cancer!
>>74536561
SHAVE YOUR HEAD
Why did he let her get close?
>>74536588
anyone have the picture of him on the phone?
>>74536571
you should have cancer or been molested in childhood to do that
>>74536631
Does she really like BBC?
>yfw chael fills in for GSP after he fails a USADA test
>>74536621
lol best fucking picture
>>74536645
No
>>74536648
Have you thanked him for his service today?
>>74536645
most white women do
Paige is going to be on CHOPPED
>>74536708
>>74536701
delete
>>74536727
damn they look like sisters
Why is this motherfucker's head shaped like abstract art?
>>74536673
>>74536757
lol what a quitter
>>74536756
lmao
tim kennedy could be good if he dropped all that muscle mass and got some real conditioning
oh well
>>74536782
the t on her necklace stand for test
>>74536757
lol Kelvin turned him into a Goya painting
>>74536757
Tyron beat Gastelum
Didn't even take his money for missing weight
Gastelum will be the MW champ
really makes you think
updated today
http://www.ufc.com/rankings
>>74536838
Khabib still #1
Diaz going down 2 despite not fighting
Johnson going up 1 as a result despite losing
Rousey and PVZ down 1 too surprisingly
>>74536886
that is hilarious, Tyrone BTFO
>>74536909
That's just how 1 media member had it
The actual rankings have him moving up 1 spot as #8 p4p
>>74536923
yea it was some edgy dude punishing him for a boring performance, while Tony Ferguson goes up a spot without even fighting lol
>>74536227
>rich
goof
>gets half a million for that fight
Sure has slowed down. I wonder why? Any posters on break?
>>74536454
fuuuuuuuggg
Question: Do fighters in the UFC use more parrying vs blocking in comparison to boxing because the gloves are smaller and harder to hide behind?
>>74537147
how do you want your cte?
>>74537066
spergOP got banned
>>74536782
>interim
>>74537159
Dutch please
>>74537147
Holy shit, how the fuck did he take that long to drop after the knee to the chin. That should have been an instant trip to the floor. People who say his chin is gone don't know what they're talking about. He has a godly chin, he just keeps getting hit too hard.
>>74537183
Agreed. The Stipe fight alone probably took two years off his life.
>>74537147
reem back on the gas?
>>74537183
he needs to lose the fucking fat
everything he does after the first 2 minutes is labored as hell
>>74537201
Nah, he's still not as ripped as his old SF/K1 days. He used to be 270 iirc
>>74537204
he's builtfat, most samoan athletes have his body type. roy on the other hand is literally obese. he's 42, its too late
>>74536961
>2.5M in one year
>not rich
>>74537068
I know right?
>>74537240
Roy is so fucking fat it pisses me off.
>>74537269
>Implying joe makes over 700k a year
Are you serious bruv
>>74537176
Wow, who's this girl?
>>74537300
She's a cutie right? I would suck her fart like a bong rip
>>74537307
that facial expression.. I have no idea what it means but it infuriates me
why
>>74537320
its photoshopped. dont worry
>>74537270
I dont get it
>>74537320
I feel opposite, I want to lick her entire face.
>>74537337
......
>>74537320
It's patcha
Anyway I'm pretty sure that's not even a chick
>>74537357
>patcha
what the fuck does that even me
is everyone here retarded?
>>74537357
Don't you start that she's not a chick shit now anon
>>74537357
she has tits
>>74537375
This. Her penis is also quite feminine.
thoughts?
>>74537368
Patcha the character that I posted in the image. It's a meme and the person is imitating the face he makes in the animated movie. If you couldn't even loosely grasp that then you're the retarded one here.
Seriously thick holy shit. Don't even respond to my posts anymore
>>74537369
I see the image posted elsewhere with people asking who "she" is, generally followed by greentext >her, >she etc.
>>74537441
Well thanks for the explanation, but fuck you if you think I'm just supposed to know who some random ass cartoon character named patcha is
>>74537240
no they don't, none of those samoan rugby players are nearly as fat as hunt and have giant fucking lovehandles. he wears it well but he's a fat piece of shit.
find a samoan that looks like hunt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U628vjIq5XQ
look at a guy like david tua, decent amount of body fat but not a fat retard like hunt. fuck off
>>74537455
>thanks, but fuck you
my fucking sides
>>74537455
The picture made it pretty clear. Stop pretending to be retarded. You might not know who the character is but it's not hard to grasp the concept there even without the knowledge of the movie, especially if you've been here for any decent amount of time
So on topic, what would you guys do with Khabib now that he fucked up again?
Not sure but I heard somewhere along the lines that its his 6th pullout in 8 fights.
>>74537472
hes 40 fucking 2 you retarded nigger
>>74537455
>Thanks, but fuck you
>>74537437
no woodley?
o/u 491.5 posts before a new thread is poster
>>74537544
That looks like something you would use to patch an industrial size tire with.
>>74537515
same fight a couple months after ramadan.
>>74537515
Honestly I just want to see him and Tony go at it
But Dana won't be keen on booking it because pullouts. Tony won't be keen on signing because pullouts. And on top of that, Khabib needs time to recover and may not be ready before Ramadan
>>74537547
say no more senpai
>>74537557
I would be surprised if they still gave him the fight but he's 24-0 and whooped on everybody he's fought.
>>74537560
I don't blame tony or conor for not wanting to fight him now, They have every reason to say fuck off and stop fucking up my fights. Too big of an investment and the chances he shows up are slimmer then Jones legs.
>>74537585
Yeah you can understand it from their viewpoint but damn this is a good fight and I'd loved to have seen it go without a hitch. Even if Khabib makes it before Ramadan there's a question of if he's even at 100%
>>74537516
go watch him in K1 and pride newfaggot. he's always been a fat shit. such a fucking newfan redditor muh epic samoan fatshit coconut genes le epic seanbaby article ill fucking kill you
>>74537516
so first it was his samoan genes and now it's his age. which is it you stupid little bitch
>>74537634
Calm the fuck down Anon.
>>74537651
im in miami. lets meet up and ill facefuck you with my fist until you vomit your teeth back up
>>74537658
Calm down.
>>74537650
both you thick headed cuck
>>74537658
Im in miami too nigger whereabouts are you?
>>74537658
I'm in Tampa, come up and fuck with me smelly miami nigger
>>74537658
>>74537666
>>74537679
I'm in Jacksonville and I'll heem all of you turds
>>74537662
calm your mother down faggot
>>74537666
golden glades real nigga shit
>>74537686
Get in my guard bro
>>74537694
Aw shit, You're right next to Opa dog. I give you respect for being near that shit hole.
>>74537686
fuck off hick
>>74537694
where do you wanna bang it out bitch, come on Im free right now
>>74536886
>>74536901
Magiga should be nowhere near the top 5
>>74537749
I was mostly talking to the tampa guy, i'd be way too big for you little midget miami spics anyways
>>74537738
>>74537666
guys do you see real africans and feel like you have a bond with them? honestly curious
>>74536782
I've seen better shops in my day.
>>74537749
the park behind NMB library next to snake creek
>>74537782
Fuck you nigga, 813 for life fool. I'll even let your pussy ass wear your pink gi.
>>74537784
Fuck no, real Africans are hilarious as fuck
>>74537784
Neck yourself adan you moslem
>>74537799
Ill be wearing an old dwayne wade jersey from 2010 and sweatpants.
see you soon little bitch
>>74537830
>dwayne
>>74537837
ye it's some larping faggot probably from missouri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sdGkYnQqY4
>shwab picked:
>Hunt by KO
>Evans by TKO
>Khabib
>Thompson
why does anybody listen to this guy and robin blacked?
>>74537837
are we gonna argue semantics?
i won't back down
>>74537875
Wow I know more about MMA than the """""""""""experts""""""""""""""
>>74537902
did you see the last heem predicts? i doubt you do lol
>>74537940
Only fight I got wrong was Lando and it's cause he's a meme.
>>74537940
heem predicts is just a front for the actual picks we do outside of this site. How have you not realised this lol
>>74538018
Hope you catch a ban like spergop. Literally what's so hard about waiting till bump limit you loser?
>>74537956
I hate you with a passion
>>74538031
t. spergop
>>74538044
Why?
>>74538067
You are a loser
>>74538069
I'm kidding, your picks are usually right. I mirror you for literal who fights lel
>>74538092
I'll take that as a compliment my guy.
>not waiting until the bump limit
so the mods banned the sperg OP but they arent gonna ban these early thread i bet
>>74538121
it is. el cucuy bless
>>74538125
Mod didn't ban sperg for posting his thread early, he got banned for going into the other threads and posting his thread multiple times.
let us stay in this thread, and when it expires so will /heem/
it's better this way
>>74538237
drama queen goof
>>74538237
agreed
>mfw this is the last /heem/ thread and all future threads are fake
>>74538237
>>74538269
>>74538282
>>74538309
wah wah crybaby goofs
>>74538237
>>74538282
I'm with you