heem

>>74538015
shit thread

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Schaub is God

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>Keeping this awful thread

What did the well paid janny mean by this

BTFO

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>>74538247

Pizza time

>>74538045
>>74538247
>>74538260
>>74538277


There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Schaub guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking retired fighter. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Schaubfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Schaub is God" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

thanks janny for deleting the third thread, again

>>74538015
thanks op

>>74538043
>the op matters

Janny is the swab coral spings spergy

>>74538015
Lose weight fatso

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New TFATK

Schaub Bless

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>>74538324

No one cares shill. No one watches, no one listens.

anyone got those pics of megan talking about jon jones BBC

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Reem bless lads

>>74538306
not a statement on the op, these threads are just always shit

>>74538339
literally wat

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>>74538308
lol what makes you think I'm a janitor?
>>74538324
Saving it for my drive tomorrow morning. Schaub bless brother.
>>74538336
>no one watches, no ones listens.
hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74538336
Well that's just untrue my guy.

>>74538351
leave then motherfucker

Even the title of his podcast is a misnomer lmao

"Fighter" kek, he got heemed repeatedly

So incredibly gay

How was EBI last night and what does everyone think of the CJJ ruleset?

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>>74538339
>>74538354

>>74538367
Who else realized last week EBI stood for "Eddie Bravo Invitational"

I thought traditional BJJ masters weren't a fan of Eddie Bravo?

>born too late for gladiators
>born too early for AI waifus
>born just in time to witness the /heem/ civil war over schaub

feels good man, really hoping painaposting gets resurrected for one final battle

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>>74538395
delet this

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>>74538413
The only ones at war are those who resist his eternal light. We are at peace.

>>74538432
So Joseph has to watch as Megan is used and abused by the heavy weights right? Stipe, Ngannou, Cain, Reem and Derrick Lewis all at the same time

>>74538457
You'd suck his cocktail wouldn't you? Not for lust or pleasure, but respect. Wouldn't you? I bet you'd swallow too, out of respect. Not because you're in love.

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>>74538413
Pianaposting is a failed meme like all those who dare to challenge Schaub's eternal power on /heem/.
>>74538457
This. Schaub bless brother.
>>74538493
h8ers are the gay ones my guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wBnnP93i4

truth

bombs

Quick heem!! You've just been offered a fight with
Conor McGregor at 155lbs! But you currently weight 180lbs with only 10 days until the fight!!

How do you make weight?

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>>74538406
They don't like that he's memed leg locks into the limelight.

Regardless, Edgy got his black belt from Jean-Jacques.

Every single person that is or was ever a high level grappler has nothing but respect for Jean-Jacques. Dude was transforming jiu-jitsu long before Edgy came around there's a reason he wears a coral belt.

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>>74538515
Ask Khabib

>>74538499
>>74538493
Thanks my guy. Some people for sure don't get it.

>>74538515
15lbs aint shit mate

>>74538355
You are the biggest loser on all of heem.

>>74538543
dude

>>74538543
>american education

any webms of links to the combat jiu jitsu portions of EBI 11 curious to see how slap jitsu worked out

>>74538555
>>74538557
in my defence, Im really tired.

no bully

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>>74538533
That for sure makes sense. I'm not balls deep in the grappling world.

>>74538500
BASED T-Wood

>>74538355
>Saving it for my drive tomorrow morning.
what are you talking about you stay up til 3am every night shcaubposting, there is no morning drive

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>>74538608
I wake up at 10 and get out of the house at 10:30

>>74538608
'Drive' is code for the 45 minute, Cheeto and taco bell filled shit he takes on the waddle from his bed to his desk

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>>74538608
Easy for my brothers when you have a Schaub inspired work ethic

What's /heem/'s solution to the weight cut problem? It's unhealthy and makes injury and brain trauma more likely.

My idea is do weight by lean body mass. That way you don't starve and dehydrate yourself to make weight.

>>74538608
>>74538630
And we shouldn't imply that it's a job either, because
>he does it for free

>>74538636
There for sure needs to be some type of hydration testing my guy. If my high school wrestling team can do it so can the UFC.

Whatever happened to conors pregnant mistress eddie alluded to?

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stop giving him attention.


aidsvitor vs fatselum who you got

>>74538665
His girlfriend? Still holding him back.

>>74538672
Think its an easy Gastelum win desu which is a shame because I don't enjoy Vitor being beat up

>>74538636
Put people through multiple staggered weigh-ins to discourage massive cuts, and have another contender on standby?

IE: fight booked, then weigh 1 month in advance, 2 weeks in advance and then usual weigh in? If they fail any of them, fight is either off, backup contender is brought in pending them making weight, or a catch weight bout is negotiated for non-title fights and this is considered in rankings movements

>>74538543
>American """""""""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""""""""""

>>74538636
Let these grown adult men kill themselves and hurt their health because they are scared to fight bigger opponents

basically let these idiots make their own decisions

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HEEMINDER
Wonderboy has never pushed the pace in a fight ever

>>74538763
why are his fans annoying?

>>74538761
K but decisions have implications that affect a billion dollar company who employs these fucking retards so that argument ain't gonna fly padre.

>>74538781
why are his critics annoying?

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>>74538803
because he ruined the division. if he the judges would have scored the fight correctly last time with woodley winning, woodley would have fought maia and the winner would be fighting GSP but this fucc ruined 4 potentially great fights

>>74538831
yea its funny, first fight was a win scored as a tie, second was a tie scored as a win

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can someone post the brazilbtfo webm?

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*Blocks your path*

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>>74539287
got it right here lad

seriously? tiramisu?

wtf

>>74539335
its why khabib missed weight casualfriend

>>74539371
i know i mean seriously wtf is khabib doing

>>74539377
>sauna bag in the sauna
he's a retard plain and simple

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watch your underwears

>>74539437
>tfw hated teymur until i learned he was christian

does that make me racist?

>>74539448
a lil bit yea

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Brandon's twitter doesn't even get that much retweets so I'm convinced coral springs is an actual marketing shill.

>>74539448

makes you a loser

>>74539448
>claims to be christian
>is racist

this is why christianity wont last through the next century

>>74539448
say bullshit infront of my face and not on computer, see what happen. smesh you.

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>>74539456
Imagine it's the man himself and he has to see all these pics of himself getting KO'd every fuckin day

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>>74539456
>this is how goyim eat lox

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>>74539453
>>74539473
>>74539490
>>74539493

ha jokes on you fags, islam and christianity aren't races

>>74539526
urban trickster....

>>74539526
Jokes on you, you're still a /pol/fag

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>>74539551
but im half-black...

>>74539555
get out

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>>74539573
i was just kidding

im vietnamese like tyron

>>74539589
okay you can stay but I have my eye on you buddeh

Cuck Thomas got BTFO by BisGOD

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yIHgWEBUsME

>Me and Eddie had a reasonable heated debate but it was all good. Not to sound homophobic but Luke Thomas taking pictures and stuff, is kind of gay

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>>74539603
thanks, i promise not to eat anybody

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>nate diaz wants the winner of floyd v mcgregor

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>>74538015
another shit thread with plenty of schaubposters, why am i not surprised

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>>74539657
>i just wanted an excuse to post this pic desu

>>74539657

The janny also deleted a good thread that had news in it.

>>74539604
>gay

what did he mean by this?

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bad thread desu

>>74539721
not surprised you're a woodleyspammer too

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>>74539721

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Woodley Ferguson

>>74539721
At least use an MMA related image instead of your neckbeard starter pack diet

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>>74539735

WHO GOT MY BACK

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>>74539604

>>74539769

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Ever notice how dominant black champions are?

Anderson Silva - unbeaten for 6 years at MW
Jon Jones - Literal GOAT at LHW
Demetrious Johnson - 9 title defenses at FLW
Tyron Woodley - KO'd Robbie and beat Thompson twice
Yoel Romero - Undefeated in UFC
Francis Ngannou - Undefeated in UFC

I'm seeing a pattern here

>>74539743
it is mmarelated

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>>74539769

I have your back Mr. Woodley sir

>>74539743
>At least use an MMA related image

what do u mean?

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>tfw Kimbo vs Dada 5000 was a better fight than Wonderboy vs Woodley 2

>>74539808
What it says you moron

>only rounds that were "good" were rounds woodley won

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>>74539835
>tfw Dada almost died
>tfw Kimbo did die

>>74539846
>the fighter that did the most damage and took control at any point won

>>74539835
In all seriousness that was a better fight then almost every recent UFC fight for the sheer entertainment value alone.

Tiramisu

>>74539785
Yeah, that they eventually all get exposed as roiders.

>>74539882

SEETHING

>>74539878
Pizza

>>74539885
Steak

>>74539893
BIGG

>>74539893
grass fed organic gis

>>74539893
Kangaroo Meat

>>74539901
>murr
kek

skin cream

>>74539893
dick pills

>>74539966
Kookies

>>74539974
eggs

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>>74538015
>spergOP gets banned
>/heem/ instantly becomes shit

I don't understand why some autist posting events improves the quality of this general as much as it does, but if this is what it looks like without him, I'll take over for him

Upcoming events:

3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

>>74539979
Burgers

https://youtu.be/Npfa4i8ws5M

kek

kek

KEK

WHATUP CHAMP CAMP

>>74540032
This 145 lbs chick would fuck up every ITT.

>>74540017
fries

>>74540066

she could fuck me up if you know what i mean

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>>74540032

>J S 6 days ago
>Wait not I just got to 2016 this is crazy. Wow 2017. She won't know English by 2020

>>74540066
>>74540080
shes 115lb

>>74540032
that video is dumb. she switches between accents all the time because her father is brazilian, her step mother is brazilian. her fiance was brazilian. she learned portuguese before english. she was raised in arizona and brazil

>>74540117
>shes 115lb
Still holds up.

>>74540117
does she have an accent when she apespeaks?

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>>74540127
i dont speak portugese so i dont know what its supposed to sound like but she still speaks perfect english when she chooses to today. then sometimes she sounds like she lives in a favela. shes done it her whole life

>>74540122
This

>>74540122
have you ever rolled with a woman before ivan? they are weak as hell

>>74540171
Not world class black belts they're not.

>>74540171
Most chicks can't roll for shit though James, agreed. It's kind of sick pleasure to choke them out though, especially the hot ones.

Does anyone have the video of Garbrandt grabbing Dillashaw by the neck? Need it for a friend.

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>>74540201
whatever you say big boy

where the feck is spergOP

>>74540180
thats true

>>74540201
choking out huge almost 300lbs'ers is a better feel, nothing feels better than getting a side control lard gassed and memeing on him. mostly defensive when rolling with a girl, especially since the ones at my gym are tiny

>>74539434
His diet guy and coach sure are.
He will be as well if he stay at AKA and won't change his camp.

>>74538345
Stipe tapped

>>74538345
#StipeTapped #NotMyChamp

>>74539785
Woodley barely beated Wonderboy once.

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Where the FUCK is Estonia?

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>>74540278
great post

>>74540280
managing his many properties

>>74540301
growing mushrooms is no easy task

>>74540278
>ywn cum on her braces

>stuffs his face with tiramisu
>doesn't make weight
>eats pizza
>loses
What's wrong with these "fighters"?

>>74540368
Mikhail, relax

>>74540368
what did Tyrone and Tony eat? please enlighten me

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It's been too long
>https://youtu.be/lTHCwU9rUdY

>>74540032
She will be diagnosed with a brain tumor within the next year.

Screencap this.

>>74540380
No relaxing for me now James.

>>74540387
I can tell you what Tyron drank.


Whyteboi tears.

should prizefighters diet?

>>74540278
>braces
hottttt

>>74540397
This is Holly's whole offense right here.

I believe Ronda would beat her in a rematch with enough planning.

>>74540702
>I believe Ronda would beat her in a rematch with enough planning.

When did you migrate into the US, Ausfailia?

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>>74540387
5% cutting meal

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MMA is the only real sport.

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>>74540777
was it autism?

>>74540777
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>>74540777
Schaub_could_have_been_champ.webm

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>>74540777
Nice trips

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>>74540278
>>74540280
CUTE

Platinum Perry

b-banana

>>74540833
not cute at all

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/r/ing webm of Schaub getting heem'd

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who /tiramisu/ here
who /pizza/ here

Remember Friday lads? When we were hyped up for some good fights?

Still have a bitter taste in my mouth over pizza and tiramisu 3bh.

Honestly my eyes were so glazed over from that shitfest that I didn't even see Woodley knock Wonderboy down in the fifth

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>>74538247

Is Blango Stubb a good fighter?

>>74540804
>if I don't put underscores they won't know I'm making a filename joke until the end and I don't want to look like a weirdo

>>74540897
dont worry mang, upcoming card in Brazil looks decent (though my boy Pepey got injured)

Friendly reminder that GdR did nothing wrong for an absolute fact.

>>74540939
>wmma

who cares

>>74540897
I'm more hyped for Vitor vs Gastelum than I was for any fight at 209 desu

>finish the last round strong
>win the fight

Is there a bigger fraud than Robbie Lawler?

>>74540955
This

Gastelum via TKO in Round q

RIP TRTor

>>74540897
I don't understand how Khabib fucked this weight cut up so badly. Even the other time he missed weight it was only by like 3 pounds so how did he miss this one by so much? It seems sus.

The situation reminds me how GDR never had any problems with late punches in her whole career but punched Holly after the bell twice in their fight. It's suspect.

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>>74540955

>Vitor

He's getting finished in mount again

>>74540972
That's what I'm hyped for

am I the only one that enjoyed tyron thompson live?

>>74540986
It was tense for maybe 2 first rounds but got really boring afterwards

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>>74540955
>gastelum will ko vitor
>crowd will stay quiet or boo
>people here will bully brazil

i'm already seeing it

>>74541003
I wont bully you ^_^

>>74540998
>screeching wog chick yelling shit like "COME ON AND FIGHT BOYS" or "WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING"
>annoying as fuck at first
>eventually agree with her

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>>74541021
t-thanks

>>74541003
It can't be worse than 7-1

/r/ing webm of GSP tapping to punches

>>74541038
stop fagging up the thread please

thanks

>holly holm
>literally only good against women with no striking pedigree

boxing """title"""

You wanna know what the dumbest creature on this fucking planet is? Moths. Let me tell you how fucking dumb these idiots are. They are nocturnal meaning they only come out at night but when they do they are attracted to light. Let that sink in. They come out in the dark... and the obsess over light. You fucking morons, haven't you heard of this thing called the sun? God I hate those stupid motherfuckers.

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>>74541041
i stayed out of 4chan for 6 months after that

>>74541059
ok, but don't bully

>>74541157
always catch a snake by the neck

when does ppv fights release on fight pass

>>74541211
1 month

>>74541214
thanks

I can't let you get close, anon

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>>74541157

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>>74541263
who does that make the lizard? Dom?

>>74541265
GSP

>>74541059
leave him alone dickwad

>>74538288
Fake news. Sad!

>>74541265
Cody

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>rip mark hunt

>>74541295
>Dee's delicious feet

Mmmmm yes, I would lick them up.

>>74541302
>footfag
for shame anon

Cruz, Anik, and Rogan are doing commentary again for UFC 210

>>74541408
good news

>>74541408
i wish theyd try anik dc and cruz once

>>74541448
D.C. Is fighting and Rogan is the anchor.

>>74541448
but anon, dc can't comment while fighting

>>74541448
>>74541432
Do people unironically like Anik?

>bongs
>leafs
>burgers
>heem
Why can't you retards just write like normal people?

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>>74541455
>>74541457
>they think DC isn't going to pull out

>>74541455
>>74541457
shiet das right

>>74541462
he's a glass of water, he doesn't annoy or excite me, he's just fine

Poland, UK and Ireland are based

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>ywn be artem

>>74541593
Do Dee and Artem have sexual tension?

>>74541616
better question is do Conor and Artem?

>>74541593
you want to clean conor' ass for a living?

>artem gets to bang all the skanks that conor can't bang when dee is around

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>>74541616
read the file name

>>74541593
deep down you know he has to feel bad riding conors dick so hard for money. no shower will take the stink of cuck off you.

>>74541634
they've been friends since kids mate

if you had any you'd know that when one of you makes it you bring the others up

>>74541639
why insult me like that? I didnt know they were friends for that long so I guess it makes it better?

>>74538288
Schaub is the banana of /sp/

>>74541634
cringe post

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>>74541457
The Rock could.

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>>74539994


Did spergop really get b&?

why?

>>74541723
For spamming links to his threads, 3 days

>>74538636
Same day weigh-ins. There's no reason to allow institutionalized cheating to continue if guys are still missing weight and pulling out of fights.

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>>74541747

>that feel when he is obviously watching us rn because he never leaves heem

Hi spergy. Just wanted to say I appreciate what you do here, m8.

Also, has anyone here got a webbum of the elkins finish

>>74541157

If you're going to attack one of the best fighters in the world, why would you go for a one handed neck grab?

Seems fishy Tbh

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>>74541295

need the webm of that finish

>>74541862
faceplant heem is the best heem

>>74541468

It's called culture, you swine.

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>>74541593

>Artem being presented the highest honor in Ireland, a couple of potatoes

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>>74540971
He missed by 6 pounds according to Uncle Dana, the reality is that we have no idea what really happened. I've yet to hear anybody else talk about it, could be almost anything.

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>>74541051
Best I can do

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>>74541632

Good morning gentlemen. Feels good to be awake, eternally sober, training and free of that guy's webms and news for 3 days.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX_0sHAI9CI

Breondon Schweib is right, you know.

Khabib a shit.

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Is Darren Elkins an official boy of /heem/?

>>74542240
>tfw I gave another anon advice to bet on Elkins but I didn't do it myself

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How many more fights till he dies in the octagon

*portions your bitch ass*

>gastelum ITD -350
This is unironically free money

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>>74542240
no

Free fight
https://youtu.be/XFR0wtyZCNk

Really underrated ground game here

Delbedded
https://youtu.be/UO6OE_1-Qso

When is springsbro going to make a cameo?

>>74542397
I thought Belfort would retire after Souza knocked him out. Even then he looked sad and done.

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>>74540939
>TFW Holm de Randamie was a better fight than Woodley Thompson 2

>>74540702
I'll believe that when she joins a different camp. She never will, so she's never going to learn to not get hit in the face.

>>74541723


At this point I favor everyone in the top ten except for Pena.

>tfw GSPs return is Edgar vs Penn III tier

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>>74542162

Is Bernard Scorb a good fighter?

>>74542162
Brendan is ALWAYS right. Went 5/5 again this week on picks.

>>74540955
>>74541003

Yeah, I legit feel bad for BRHUE. It's clear WMEUFC is basically dragging vitor's flabby ass into a slaughter for tix money.

I need Gustafsson's webm please.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRVw6fmBvv4/

Ronda dropping TRUTH BOMBS

>>74542596
>Ronda
Sorry, who?

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>>74542585

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>>74542596

>RONDA ROUSEY FINALLY BREAKS HER SILENCE WITH CRYPTIC SOCIAL MEDIA POST, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE LAST TIME SHE FINALLY BROKE HER SILENCE WITH A CRYPTIC SOCIAL MEDIA POST - UFC RETURN IMMINENT?

>>74542609
Fake news

>>74542607
Fuck, is that after the Rumble fight? I still need webm's of his boxing tho.

Does Khabib even want to fight?

I mean deep down. I sure know people who push themselves too hard into an illness just because they don't really don't want to do what they do deep inside.

>>74542622
He's just surrounded by bad coaches, that's all.

>>74542615
I think so. That's the only webm of him I have, kek

>>74542596
>what did she mean by this?
Is this FUCK DONALD DRUMPF or FUCK UFC related?

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with the khabib meme finally put to rest, can we all return to carelessness?

>>74542397
vitor could say fuck it and roid to the gills

>>74542674
you mean khabib himself or the spergOP obsessed with khabib who got a 3 day ban yesterday? this general is already better even though i'm sure he's in here in some capacity

>>74542674

In all seriousness, is there anyone ITT who is not completely fucking done with this scrote?

I'm never getting hyped for a Kebab fight ever again. I even fucking joked in here that I was going to put money on Kebab pulling out the day before the fight. Well fuck me right?

>being buttblasted
yes

>>74542750
>scrote
lol
i like this word for khabib

>>74542750
In january i made a post asking who would pull out of 209 most people said khabib (obviously)

>Good luck with that weight cut, BUB.

>trains at AKA
>sambo knees
>has muffin tops that rival cormier

anyone hear what the buy rate was?

You guys should rewatch oliveira vs means I

Cowboy @ +200 is crazy value

>>74542803
is he the one canboy cerrone beat?

>>74542798
Total gate $ 2,385,230

>>74542814
He got dqd for kneeing him in the head while he was grounded and then Rogan and Ratner made fools of themselves by saying it was legal.

>>74542803
Means was beating the shit out of Owboy before the illegal knees. The lines are like they are for a reason.

Do you wanna be a fuckin fighter?

David Teymur: $2,500
def. Lando Vannata: $2,500

Daniel Kelly: $5,000
def. Rashad Evans: $20,000

Cynthia Calvillo: $2,500
def. Amanda Cooper: $2,500

Alistair Overeem: $10,000
def. Mark Hunt: $10,000

Marcin Tybura: $2,500
def. Luis Henrique: $2,500

Darren Elkins: $15,000
def. Mirsad Bektic: $2,500

Iuri Alcantara: $10,000
def. Luke Sanders: $2,500

Mark Godbeer: $2,500
def. Daniel Spitz: $2,500

Tyson Pedro: $2,500
def. Paul Craig: $2,500

Albert Morales: $2,500
def. Andre Soukhamthath: $2,500

>>74542665
who is this powerful specimen?

>>74542834
has any fighter come out and literally said exactly what they were making from sponsors before reebok?

>>74542834
That's not their purse you fucking goof.

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>>74542750
>is there anyone ITT who is not completely fucking done with this scrote?
Present here, I doubt it.

In general, SpergOP still hanks him and spams Khalabib.

Fuck both of them.

>Feel mild hype for DC vs Humble Johnson 2
>Remember one of the people involved trains at AKA
Until I see Cormier in that octagon I refuse to get hype.

>>74542843
really i swear it is, it listed it under reebok athlete outfitting program

goofball

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>>74542854

>Feel mild hype for DC vs Humble Johnson 2
>Remember one of the people involved trains at AKA

Indeed. Not even thinking about Rumble vs DC 2 after khabib and DC at 197. I'll get hype when Bruce is announcing it.

>>74542840
Brandon "Smeared Brown" Shwab was making hundreds of thousands of dollars per fight from sponsorship.

>>74542859
I will unironically immigrate to America, become a citizen, get a gun license, and fucking shoot you if you keep posting this garbage.

Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Jéssica Andrade

BEST TITLE FIGHT OF THE YEAR

>>74542840
Chad Mended was making 100k a year from sponsors

>>74542871
>I will unironically immigrate to America, become a citizen, get a gun license, and fucking shoot you if you keep posting this garbage.

you don't need a license, registration, permit, to take a class etc....this isn't NYC bro

>>74542871
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Wyoming

xoxohth

i also hope you can defend my blast double leg take down

>>74542877
>>74542871
do you believe them? did they prove it. i assume they aren't lying just curious what you think personally