ABU bunker thread

>>74487142
>When the FUCK are we going to leave the 6th place?

In a few more games when Everton overtake you.

>still below Liverpoop in the table

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>poogba

Fucking hell, Pogba is absolutely shite

What is Pogba good at anyway?

>>74487142
Do NOT bully us.

Has pogba been the biggest flop of all time?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA

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Customers on suicide watch

>£100 million for a poor man's dabbing dembele

>>74487142
I can't take this shit anymore:
>poogba
absolute trash
>mouyes
absolute shite
>refball
no longer effective

how can we be so shit with all the money we have?!?!

jesus pogba

3 clear chances to win in the last 2 minutes and bottled them all

>100m for dabbing sinama pongolle

ISIS BTFO

>GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

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will you look at that

>>74487214
>us
>us
>us

>>74487213
dabbing and selling football boots

HAHAHAHQHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHQ

lmao that game

>in b4 mouyes blames the ref for not giving them another pen and sending off 3 opposition players

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA

>6 (six)

>Poogba
Remember you can buy 3 fucking Kante with one poor man's Dembele

>100 million for dabs and twitter icon
>customers epic butthurt
>mouyes
>6th

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>manure

>>74487213

costing 100 Million and Dabs

>>74487232
>we

>>74487229
>bunch of brown people
>chinks
>dude in a Yankees hat

hahahahahaha

Nigba
Slutan
Grandpa Wayne
No one rooting Giggs' sister in law
The list goes on

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mind the gap customers

>spend hundreds of millions
>can't beat mememouth at home

lmao

BLACKS ARE INFERIOR
ALL NIGGERS OUT OF MAN UNITED PLEASE

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is Pogba the worst transfer of all time?

>>74487213
Twittering and getting a haircut

>>74487246
>b-b-b-b-but if the ref sent off all the bournemouth players and the goalkeeper went blind we would have won 90-0!

>>74487246
They did deserve a free kick for the handball

>>74487229
Tbf that looks like one of the more British sections of a United game.

Zlatan and Pogba were so fucking shit today, especially pogba everything he did was a fuck up.

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Thank fuck United are so mediocre.

just wrong decision making all day
atrocious under pressure

he is literally xhaka-tier

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Possession
>68% - 32%
Shots
>20 - 3
Red Cards
>0 - 1

>ends 1-1

>>74487274

Enjoy 5th la

>>74487283

You want to play a 1-2-1 or something?

>>74487292
What's better is they let him go on a free and then bought him for £100 million

>>74487279
>with 10 players

https://twitter.com/abudory/status/838032822048804865
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>100 gorillion pound for Dabbing Djemba Dejmba

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>>74487304
>british sections

You're talking shit. Old Trafford is full of customers.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOKE OF A CLUB

LITERALLY HAVE THE DEVIL ON THEIR BADGE

AN VILE ALCOHOLIC GLASWEIGIAN WHO BULLIED REFEREES AS THEIR BEST MANAGER

A HEAVILY CHIMP FEATURED MUSLIM ENOCH SHOWUMNI AS THEIR """""""""BEST PLAYER""""""""""""""

UTTER FUCKING LOSERS

>>74487321
Hope they beat arseshit desu

They don't have a good mentality. As soon as the goal went in, they took their foot of the gas. Then in the second half they just played slowly. Understandable perhaps with Bournemouth sitting deep but it wasn't good enough.

ibra shouldnt take that penalty after all that shitshow, hes not mentally there for the match

Inb4 mou says ibra did nuffin wrong

How can you not beat a ten man team? Bournemouth not only had the man advantage, but the most expensive player on the planet on their team. They should feel embarrassed.

>>74487339
>LITERALLY HAVE THE DEVIL ON THEIR BADGE

Are we the bad guys Jose?

13 fuckin shots
9 fucking in box
1 goal

Im crying

>AWAY TEAM KEEPER HAS THE GAME OF HIS LIVE AT OLD TRAFFORD
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT
WHY CANT THESE CUNT FINISH THEIR CHANCES

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BASED

>>74487325
"How to destroy united forever

poogba is such a peabrain lmoa

at least englel commenters stopped pretending he is any good

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>S i x
>i
>x

>Arabic.manutd.com

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>>74487214

So where does Pogba go to next?

>>74487357
Because you spent 100m on a shit player. Every failed attack goes through Pogba. He's fucking awful.

>playing glory glory man united to drown out the boos

Hope the customers kept their receipts.

>>74487384


Sunderland

Like every manure reject

>
Friend will submit a report of the game to the FA on Monday. If he indicates he did not properly see Ibrahmovic make contact with Mings, or the Bournemouth man clash with the Swede moments earlier, they could both be facing a charge.

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>Still 6th

ahahaha

>>74487241
>>74487241
>>74487241
ahhahahahah

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>6thchester United

>>74487384
one more season at OT, then off to PSG

>>74487384
loaned to a midtable serie a team

>>74487339
Is that actually a woman?

Didn't watch the game, what did Pogba do?

Is this the most unimpressive undefeated run ever?

Next to no big teams played and loads of draws

>>74487318
Boruc was on top form thats why. He better have got motm

>>74487432
Fucked up two good chances in extra time, generally wasted possession every time he had the ball in a threatening area

>>74487384
PSG

>zlatan spending his final years in this failing shithole of a club

Why? Why not go to chelsea or somewhere where is has a real chance of picking up a PL trophy?

>>74487432
he didnt play mate

I can assure you if he did Man Utd would have won 5-0

>>74487432
be absolute shit as usual and miss 3 clear chances to win in the last few minutes

>>74487432
not bloody much

>>74487432
Had 3 chances to win the game in extra time
One of them he just had to pass

Scuffed all of them

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>>74487432
Man of the match, with Cleverley in his place Manure would win 4:1

>>74487432
He was involved in like 5 attacks towards the end of the game and every attack amointed to a save or a miss. Mostly pogbas fault as he kept fucking up.

is there any chance at all that Liverpool-Arsenal won't end 1-1?

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>>74487405
Ayyy

>>74487455
Man United had Bournemouth wide open 5 or 6 times in the first 20 minutes that were squandered, that had nothing to do with Boruc. Lucky point considering everything that happened. United completely bottled it.

>>74487461
Zlatan's the fucking problem

Did you not see how he dropped into deep midfield after bournemouth roughed him up? He was practically playing DM.

He gives it out but he can't take people being physical back to him. This is someone who lost a 1v1 battle with mangala last year

>posting in a Slav thread

>Matt: The elbow (which may well have been unintentional) would have never happened if the ref had sent off Mings like he should have.
>may well have been unintentional

>>74487443
It's up there with Arsenal's overrated "invincible" (13 draws) streak back when the entire league was shit.

>manchester is 35% white

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>74487443
>6th
lmao

>>74487353
Poor man dembele missed 3 clear chances at the end of the game.

>bribe referees with impunity because you're too shit to win without cheating despite spending £200m on transfers every season
>still don't win

Is there a bigger joke in world football than Manure and it's bandwagonning paki supporters?>bribe referees without impunity because you're too shit to win without cheating despite spending £200m on transfers every season
>still don't win

Is there a bigger joke in world football than Manure and it's bandwagonning paki supporters?

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>>74487510
>Zlatan's the fucking problem
Yeah now imagine where Manure would be without him, above Chelsea most likely. He's single-handedly holding this great team and >mouyes' elite tactics back

anyone can give me the rundown on the match?

>>74487544
ABU so mad he can't make a proper post.

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>>74487510
fuck I had forgotten that, Mangala's high point.

>>74487528
Can't be

>>74487551
Bournemouth down to 10 men and summons a master class in defence akin to Chelsea vs Barcelona when Terry got sent off. Customer's team choked like bitches. There was even a missed penalty in there.

>>74487546
>mouyes has tactics

>>74487510
Is it fuck. Everyone else misses a shit load of chances, especially Pogba.

this fucking rooney interview

>thankfully their player will be punished for that absolutely unacceptable head stamp

and what about zlatans elbow, does that need to be dealt with too?

>errrm well.. ya know, was that the one in the box? i ermmm i was at the corner at that time so i didnt see that

fucking kek

>hire mouyes for a pile of millions
>spend another huge pile of millinos in transfers
>the tactic is hoofball and crosses to fellaini
top kekeroos

>>74487510
the only reason manure are even 6th is because of zlatan. pooba is the problem, utter shite, time to bench him. manure need to accept he is a flop and can only play in irrelevent leagues

Why is no one talking about the fact Ibrahimovic tried to stamp on Mings first?

>>74487590
It's funny, he said he saw Mings stamping on Ibra but the following footage actually shows Rooney facing the ref when it happened. Fucking potato brain lmao.

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>>74487581
AAAHZLATANSAVEME.tct

>>74487432
he dindu nuffin

>poobag
Literally worse than Anderson

Play Herrera and Carrick/Schweinsteiger instead of Poogba and United will finish in top 4.

one more point in mings' case.. does he try to jump over, but rooney impedes his stride?

I have no idea desu

Ibramhimovic will be lucky to escape a 10 match ban. 3 for the attempted stamp on Mings, 3 for the elbow, 3 for throwing Mings over and an extra one for accumulating all these red card offences

Ibra is that one cunt everyone knows that loves to dish it out but gets salty butthurt and cant take any of it back

doesnt help when 13 year olds on social media worship him as a cult of personailty

>>74487600
take ibra off and united's front 3 is a lot more fluid

The wingers and pogba will look better

>rooney shoehorned into side
>united get off to a slow start, failing to convert their chances and dropping points

>rooney gets dropped
>united go unbeaten for months, scoring freely and looking like they're becoming a real force

>rooney brought back into side
>fail to convert chances and drop points

>>74487432
Nuffin'

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>6th (Sixth)

>>74487655
it was a graze on purpose, he looks at him and his step actually goes backwards to touch ibra instead of foward as you would do normally

Manure fans scrambling to explain how Zlatan wasn't just blacked

>>74487667
>Rooney's fault Pogba couldn't kick a ball and Zlatan missed a penalty

>>74487666
>devil trips
>sp is always wrong

This place is a shithole. I'm leaving for reddit where actual discussion takes places.

Enjoy your cesspool of memes.

GROLY GROLY

>>74487709
(You)

>>74487709
t. customer

>>74487697
Pretty sure the Mings are chinese

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>Mourinho: I don't like to speak about decisions after matches

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74487697
>>>/co/

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GROLY TO SIR ALAN FEGUSON!!!!

>>74487339
nice to see an enoch showumni reference

>Pay Kevin Friend to cheat for you
>Still don't win
wew

>>74487693
it's weird to see movements in slow motion and judge if they're all completely normal, as I said I don't know

but all I'm saying is he might have looked down, seen ibra, tried to jump over, bumped into rooney and didn't manage to jump as far as he intended because of that

only thing that's off with that is the lack of reaction afterwards, but that can be explained with him trying to hurry to get back with adrenaline pumping

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>>74487709
You might try RedCafe too la, I bet there are several analysis explaning how Pogba is world class and Manure still look good enough for second place being posted as we speak. No one will bully you for being a paki either, how does that sound?

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vintage memes lads

>>74487750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTZmPCSCa-E

always relevant

just need to invest in the squad and we will crush it la

>>74487750
>memepiss depay
Always

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>Rooney says he saw the stamp on Zlatan but didn't see the zlatan elbow

Really makes you think

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>zlatan

>>74487666
just like taking giroud off makes arsenal more fluid but doesn't mean they're any better without him

in fact they're so poor they literally can't impose themselves in the final third against better sides without giroud

>>74487142
>this squad should be challenging for the title

Top fucking delusion. Do you watch football outside of United games?

>>74487807
title run next year is our year la. hosay mureeneo will lead the boys to glory

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>>74487807
Seriously, who are we buying? Greazmann, Neymar, Bale, Verrati and Hummels should do the job in my opinion.
Please get them Jose!

>>74487845
>falling for the slovak autists bait

have a lie down

>Jose Mourinho on Tyrone Mings: "I don't want to look at it. The referee was there, the referee makes the decision. For me, he was good."
Classic

Has Mata ever missed a penalty for United?

Always seems to step in for others and score cooly as owt, but never actually gets to be first choice against all the egos

>team worth 6 billion
>6th

>>74487857
I will not!

>>74487866
don't think so. he rarely takes them anyway.

he did miss his penalty in the shootout of the 2012 CL final though

>>74487856
>who are we buying
the refs

>>74487819
the most overlooked part of this whole thing is that ibra was down holding his knee after being tackled by rooney

>>74487856
Lingard is already the next Neymar la

once he learns to take throw ins, he will have surpassed the real Neymar in every way la

>>74487142
What was that trophy United won without refball called again

>>74487922
They won the summer transfer window

>>74487922
The Emirates Cup

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>>74487856
Woody got us covered la, next year

Why are we calling Man u ABU again?
I legit don't know

>>74487952
Hahaha holy fuck your the biggest fucking idiot on this board!

>>74487952
fucking newfags I swear

>>74487952
embarrasing

>>74487952
hahahahh! lad...embarrassing that lad

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>>74487967
>>74487969
>>74487994
>>74488018
Shut the fuck up you sons of whores

You can't drop out of the Champions League, if you're never in it

>RandomNiggerWithWrySmilePointsToHisForehead.jpg

>>74487241

>6 (six) years
>Moyes

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>>74487947
10/10

>>74487947

>Benching Greaseman

customers on redcafe are cursing pogbad and already starting to demand to buy greaseman for 95m

kek

KEK

K E K

>>74487952
merely PRETENDING to be retarded

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Is he right?

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>>74488097
They've already dropped the "he'll get good eventually" narrative?

>>74488043
WRONG ONE MOUYES OUT

I'm out, /sp/ doesn't know how to show you respect.

I'm going to Reddit, they know how to treat a customer.

>>74488097
Are they retarded?

MOUYESMOUYES
MOUYESMOUYES
MOUYESMOUYES
MOU
MOU
MOUYESMOUYES
MOUYESMOUYES
MOU YES
MOU YES
MOU YES
MOUYESMOUYES
MOUYESMOUYES

>>74488133
Absolute state of ABUs

>>74488117
of course he is. again best player on the pitch today
>didn't score
he's a midfielder, he's there to control the game and create chances, which he did

>>74488133
>E

>>74487952
>>74488031
Lurk before posting you stupid reddit faggot.

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>>74488133
>6th (sixth)
>can't beat 10 men Bournememe

>>74488133
>EFL Cup
yes, he won that again. 2 trophies in the season already

>>74487790
Imagine if on the last day of the season Liverpool slip to 6th and mouyes is 5th?

Who is first to get sacked, Mou or Klopp?

>>74487947
You forgot Pogba!

>Tfw we will bottle the Europa League despite being favourites
>We're already out of the FA Cup after the draw
>Finish 5th at best in the league if Liverpoo keep imploding

>>74488190
mouyes gets sacked and woodward begs wenger to sign for manure

>>74488117
Real Madrid are already planning to offload Bale and Modric to get Pogba, rumours claim

Why is /sp/ so tame after a result like this these days? We used to have half the board flooded with threads.

>>74488154
>calls me a reddit faggot
>been here since 2001

o-kay

>>74488225
United fucking up became the norm.

>>74488225

It still is, it's just there's more threads about Pogba than United. People just seem to have some obsession with Pogba when United drop points.

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who we signing lads

>>74488143
>he's a creative midfielder

When will this meme end? Hes a dmf who flukes a goal now and then and sends hoofballs

>>74488270
now you're getting baited by the mourinho dick sucker

Which one of them is Poobag?

Tom Davies aka the White Modric >>>>>>> Tom Cleverley aka the White Pogba >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> #Pogbad

You faggots deserve this after your shitposting last week.

>>74488270
wrong. he's a centre midfielder. the common name is box-to-box

>>74488342
Worth it imo

>>74488261
>obsession
nah it's just opportunity for banter m8, it's the only thing keeping this board running

>>74488354
Pretty much this. Unfortunately it's been running low the last year or so.

>>74488225
united getting shit results used to be a rare thing to be celebrated, now it's the norm

>>74488351
He's centrocampista metodista

>>74488143
No.

Pogba was whining that fans are calling him shit despite his amazing haircuts and memes.

Mouyes devised a plan was to make Pogba the focal point of attack with Carrick, Rooney, Mata, Martial and Ibrahimavic around him, arguably their best XI if you replace Pogba with Fellaini, but goofball to Fellaini was clearly plan B.

Winning against an over performing relegation fodder at home and the ref bringing them down to 10 men is so easy and Pogba has a great chance to silence his critics. What could possibly go wrong?

Oh ye, he's complete shit.

>>74488402
>arguably their best XI if you replace Pogba with Fellaini
Not Herrera? He's their best midfielder.

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>>74488387
More of an inverted trequartista
>roams his defensive half casually
>wanders into the attacking zone to break down the offence (of his team)

>All this jealousy

We are the biggest club in the most popular league in the world. After this summer when we buy some more quality we will be back to our rightful position at the top of the league.

>>74488387
Google translates that to methodist midfielder.

Explain.

>>74488425
Actually yeah. I just wanted to stress that even Fellaini was better than Pogba.

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/5xh3oh/post_match_thread_manchester_utd_1_1_bournemouth/dehzv3j/

>>74488446
obvious false flag, improve your shitposting my friend

>>74488495
Wonder if that's Heisenberg that used to post here

RMYT

>>74488495
>16 games unbeaten
>still in 6th place

>no CL again
is this really going to happen

>>74488514
it is

>>74488547
winning the europa league lad

>>74488547
You're the favorite to win the EL, which guarantees a spot in the CL. But you're going to fuck that up as well kek

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>>74487790
POTTERY

Pogba takes the fucking piss. He's been doing it all season. Hurr durr ABU bunker "goals will come" "He's hit the post 8 times" because his finishing is fucking SHIT. Cost us so many times.

I am fucking sick of his stupid gormless "what happened face" you FUCKED IT UP again you cretin that's what happened. I'll probably regret this rant at some point but fuck me what an absolute bottler. Turn up at Old Trafford with all your Stormzy marketing bullshit and fall over from 6 yards out in the last minute 3 FUCKING times for winning goal chances. Utter joker. I am way too angry about football.

add to this losing his head completely in almost every big game this season. Totally goes missing. Totally loses it. Liverpool was a fucking disgrace especially. He's the first one to drop his head and start misplacing every single pass. Mentally an absolute shitshow of a player, Fergie never would had this shit. Never, ever in a million years would have had it.

Mourinho wants to sort him out, stop the overexposure, stop the marketing, start fucking staying behind after training and get his head in the right place. I've been saying this for months now and only now are other United fans seeing it for themselves.

Over in another thread someone's said "for £89m you don't expect Messi but you do expect someone that can step up and win you a game now and again". Well that about sums it up. Utter disappointment so far. Tragic excuse for a modern day world record footballer.

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we need to buy ousamane dabo lads

think of the shirt sales

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>>74488438
>Inverted box-to-box roaming midfielder

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>>74488717
lel

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>>74488717
>105 million
Love how it took customers two thirds of the season to realize what a fraud they've bought lmao.

United spent $100m on a pile of dog shit. What a worthless prick.

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>>74488764
Tactical instructions
>Defence - stay off
>Memeshots - often
>Mentality - turned off

Any webum for pogba miss?

>>74488859
which one?

Why are the customers so mad?

Manure won the World Cup last week

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>STILL (STILL) SIXTH

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>>74488547
Still the biggest team in the world. Giants don't need some plastic continental competition to prove themselves

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/our-crowd-deserve-criticism-as-well.426954/

>>74488956
unbeaten run tho la

>>74487324
How United can become a relevant team again:
1. Buy non-black people
2. Sell black people

But that would be too easy, wouldn't it?

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>>74488965
Literally first comment there
>So it's a crowd's fault too ? I just think they were shocked what were they paying for.
Customers MAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4gr9NbSi88
>paying gorillions for this
ay

Pogba is only good at collecting back passes, wanking around with the ball in front of his covering CB's, smashing 40 yard hoofballs and doing stupid backheels when he is 2v1 against an isolated fullback

>tfw nobody makes .webms of dabbing dembele's failures

I-I'll have to learn to then...

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>>74489012
>Highest shirt sales in the world
>Richest club
>The most recognised social media icon in football

I think the customers are more than satisfied thank you very much!

>>74489093
Please do! He provided enough material to begin with just today >>74489053

>>74489105
biggest spenders in the summer too so we are the real champions regardless of the final standings

>>74489012
Must be hard to spend your life saving to see Manure play at Old Trafford in London and you don't even get to take a vid of yourself at a winning game for fscebook

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>>74489105
>>74489128
>tfw team is shit but you still got the new scarf you saw on manutd.kr

Thank
You
Based
Juventus
Loving every laugh

>>74489105

Won the summer transfer window - check

Won the Charity Shield - check

Won the EFL Cup - check

Well shit, looks like Man Utd have already won the treble

Stay mad asf little ABU

>>74487405
*tears opponents faces apart*

>89 (eighty nine)

>>74488619
Pogba takes the fucking piss. He's been doing it all season. Hurr durr "goals will come" "He's hit the post 8 times" because his finishing is fucking SHIT. Cost us so many times.

I am fucking sick of his stupid gormless "what happened face" you FUCKED IT UP again you cretin that's what happened. I'll probably regret this rant at some point but fuck me what an absolute bottler. Turn up at Old Trafford with all your Stormzy marketing bullshit and fall over from 6 yards out in the last minute 3 FUCKING times for winning goal chances. Utter joker. I am way too angry about football.

Edit: add to this losing his head completely in almost every big game this season. Totally goes missing. Totally loses it. Liverpool was a fucking disgrace especially. He's the first one to drop his head and start misplacing every single pass. Mentally an absolute shitshow of a player, Fergie never would had this shit. Never, ever in a million years would have had it.

Mourinho wants to sort him out, stop the overexposure, stop the marketing, start fucking staying behind after training and get his head in the right place. I've been saying this for months now and only now are other United fans seeing it for themselves.

Over in another thread someone's said "for £89m you don't expect Messi but you do expect someone that can step up and win you a game now and again". Well that about sums it up. Utter disappointment so far. Tragic excuse for a modern day world record footballer.

Pogba absolute shite fucking brickhouse dabbing djemba djemba go back to france £89m fucks sake

Honestly, as a lifelong customer, I am sixth to death of this shite.

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>>74489191
Damn looks like ABUs just got BTFO

>>74489302
>Fergie never would had this shit
Maybe that's why he sold him for 800k, innit

>>74487142
>tfw everton catch you and you finish 7th with no europa league

>>74489473
united automatically qualified for the europa league by winning the league cup, you imbecile.

>>74489473
Didn't they already qualify for EL by winning the Mickey Mouse cup? That's even worse for them lmao, Europa League is cancer for league performances

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>>74489510
>spending 500 million pounds in four years so you can compete in the prestigious Europa League and travel half the world to face full-time vodka distillers of Rostov
>again

>>74487510
Mangler was GOAT at roughing up >muh physical strikers like zlatan and Costa, he just shat the bed in every other aspect

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>tfw to smart for sensible transfer windows

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>Zlatan is a big man like I am. We are not the generation who goes to the media and cries.

>>74488387
Overpaid nigger is his official position

>>74489510
That's even worse - only way they can get Europe is by winning a dead competition that nobody cares about.

where is the jeep fc slavbro?

>>74488288
I understand that the french pedophile is getting limp, and you're daddy fraudiola is too busy taking it up the bum by the edgy ragheads, but you're the one with the semen breath around here my little apex spastic autist.

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>>74487321
>>74487321
>>74487321

hehehehhehe