/heem/

KHABIB IS THE GOAT

Guys what does inshallah mean?

>>74474841
-FUCKER

>>74474841
His step mom is a goat

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I d-didn't want to watch that fight anyway

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tfw this was going to be my first PPV

>>74474854
"I like to fuck goats"

GUYS

Did Mike Tyson poison Khabib? IS that why he didnt want the Embedded cameras in his house?

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We still have the Teymur fight, bros

>>74474904
lol you fucking sandnigger loser

Casual here - can Khabib not fight at a heavier weight and just take a pay cut?

Michael Johnson's phone just rang on the mmajunkie stream. Is it Dana?

>>74474954
He was in a hospital, he's not fit to fight at all

McGregor was right when he called Kallerbib a pullout emrchant

>>74474854
I am scum in arabic

>>74474854
God willing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inshallah

I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW KHABIB?
AKA NEEDS TO BE BURNED DOWN THEY ARE FUCK UPS

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post ABC

>>74475142
hhnnnnnngggggg

can't lose if you don't fight

khabib is next leveling everybody

SCREEN CAP THIS TONY FERGUSON WILL WIN ROUND 3 BY SUBMISSION

>>74474906
Is this guy any good? He has been fighting bums up until now and his record is like 5-1 already. Based banana man should fuck him up playfully. Btw fuck kebab I wanted you to lose anyway.

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>le pull out of 2 out of 3 fight actual """real""" champion of the world man

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FUCK KHABIB pussy piece of shit
FUCK UFC
FUCK DANA
FUCK WME
FUCK ISIS AND ALL THE MUSLIMS

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>>74475142

>>74475623
He wants you to take care of your underwears, because he's gonna fuck you

>>74474857
underrated kek

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Valposter here, I am on my home pc and all I have are 1200+ pepes.

Post Vals plz

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>Khabib Nurmagomedov

never again

All 4 wheels of the Khabib bandwagon have fallen off ahahahahaa

another announcement in 5 mins??????????

ANNOUNCEMENT IN 4 MIN
NEW OPPONENT FOR TONY
HERE WE GO

>>74477261
Probably some gay ass SHIT dog you mean but mayb we get to heatr them eesehuidkel ihebib snd toyn

Khabib is the real LW champ

24-0 win streak is still intact.

KEBAB IS GETTING CUT BY THE UFC

IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS A CO PROMOTION WITH UFC AND MAYWEATHER PROMOTIONS.
IM NOT JOKING

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>>74475338
you are incorrect my friend

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Just in case you forgot.

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how likely will it be that they just reschedule for 210?

Bjpenn.com

>>74477340
Likely but Khabib will probably pull out again along with DC.

>>74477340
>AKA fighters in main and co-main

0% chance

Holy shit, this close to the fight and AKA strikes again.

Seems like only Dan Cormier is the only one that actually shows up. Far as I know he's only pulled out once.

Khabib and Ferguson will never fight each other in their prime. It's too good of a matchup.

Fuck ever getting excited over any card.

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>>74477326

>>74477376
>Seems like only Dan Cormier is the only one that actually shows up.

>UFC 197
>UFC 206

Nope

> being so scared that they have to hospitalize you

Finally the Khabib hype train is derailed.

lads, i just might be done with this semen slurping sport

WHEN AND WHERE IS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT???

>>74477397
see ya.

it was a fun 2 years eh?

>>74477409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ5DQ7eXSgc

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>>74477394
>Finally the Khabib hype train is derailed.

Turkey stabs Russia in the back again, fucking cockroaches

Can you really call yourself the GOAT when you tapped to strikes and the only reason you're coming back is to fight the WOAT MW champ?

is UFC Unfiltered any good?

worth listening to?

serra knocked gsp out

>>74477449
It's alright depending on the guest. Fun enough stuff

everything else is virtually [spoiler]even[/spoiler]

>>74477392

ah damn thought it only happened once.

No point in waiting for a card where an AKA fighter is headlining.

Velasquez infecting everyone with his injury bug.

Jones vs Rumble
Bisping vs GSP

Gonna be great fight week this July

>>74477232

mods please merge threads

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>Being so shook you hospitalize yourself

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>>74474841
>>74474857

>finally home from work to join in the shitposting

YES

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>>74477576
How to Keep an Unblemished Record by Kebab Ramadanegov

>fight twenty russian bums without wiki pages
>injure yourself for years at a time in the UFC
>fight a guy with a literal cubicle desk job
>eliminate months you cant fight because ramadan
>hospitalize yourself during weight cut

Never

Ever

Doubt

Mystic Mac.

He sees these things.

>>74477616
>never ever won a fight in March

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Get your picks in. This is literally and unironically the main card for UFC 209

>>74477614

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APOLOGIZE TO MCGOOBER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>74477653
No. Go beg for (you)'s on /b/

Revoke Khabibs visa and deport him back to Afghanistan

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>>74477625
>>74477751
>He's a pull out merchant

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>>74477710
I apologize that you're a fake brown belt

>>74477763
>never misses weight
>always puts on exciting fights
>learns from losses
>fights often

meanwhile you like some fat slav who can hold people down the best and fights 3 times in 3 years

>>74474906
le "swedish" goatfucker

>>74477710

*Blocks him on Twitter*

>>74477781

I'm sorry you're a fake brown belt Mr. Magrega.

>>74476539
never again indeed, he had so much hype behind him but he just had to blow it as an AKA member.

Real thread:

>>74477232

>>74477800
Nah heem yourself.

>>74477781
Reeeeeeeeeeee, kebab isn't a slav, fuck you

>>74477794
>conor made more in one loss than khabib has or will his entire career
>three months after avenging it won his SECOND belt
>khabib has none
>never will

kek

>>74477834

Fake brown belt

>>74477415
welp im on board the hype train

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH

Tony Ferguson is the number one contender.

Do we even know if Conor will fight in the UFC anytime soon? Will he continue to hold out for the Mayweather fight?

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Let's talk about this man's future for a second.

He can't make 155. Even if he does Dana will never EVER will bet a big event on that again.

If he thought that UFC didn't want to give his a titleshot then than he's in for a treat with those constant pullouts of his.

He's pretty much exposed as a weight cut abuser with an insane cut of close to 40lbs, 1.7 of what Conor usually cuts to 145 and he looks like he's fucking dead.
People often say that Conor has an unfair mass advantage. What does this tell us about Khabib?

He's tempted with millions upon millions of dollard from russian MMA organizations to come draw for them.

His muslim dad wants him to quit after 2 or 3 years, half of which is going to be recovery apparently.

If he can't make 155 and will go up 170 he's fucking dead with mammoths like Tyroid walking around.

Dude's done.

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I WANT TO HEAL
I WANT TO FEEL
WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL

pull out merchant

>>74483871
This is why the athletic commissions need to revert back to original weigh in times and lift the IV ban. So many cancelled fights.

>>74483889
I'm gonna guess you're not talking about your father.

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>>74483881
I WANT TO LET GO OF THE CHEESE, IT TASTES SO STRONG

>>74474854
"Ow my knee"

>>74483889
Did your dad pull out?

>>74483898
Not only was that not insulting but it was so not funny that i cringed for about a minute

>>74483871

He would do fine at 170 actually.

>>74475968
Is this possible without PEDs?

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>BisKing

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Just in case you forgot

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>>74474954
he can't fight at all - he's in the hospital.
weight cutting fucks your brain, heart, and kidneys.
which one of those got fucked, Idk, but one of them did apparently.

>>74483917
Thanks for the (You) yeh

Why is Khabib such a pussy?

>>74483923
GSP is fucked

you win this time

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>>74483928
I want to buy that father a beer.

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The bald goof said he has a fight lined up for Jacagoat.

It had better not be Rockhold.

>>74483936
Fuccboi knew he was getting exposed. He didn't want to be there. He's hoping Tony gets his title shot while Khabib gets to fight some jobber like Banal Douche. He beats Beneip Dariush and then demands a title shot and gets it.

Will tomorrow be BLACKED or BLEACHED?

The people saying Tony had nothing to gain by fighting Michael Johnson are all wrong. He really had very little to lose. They're not going to give Khabib a title shot anytime soon so losing to Johnson wouldn't have set him back. The only other guy in the conversation at the moment is Nate and if that fight is on the cards they're going to skip Tony regardless.

Not taking this fight puts a big dent in the savage persona he tries to put out there and gives the opportunity for someone like Max Holloway or Aldo to put in a dominant performance and cut a sick promo that gets them a LW shot.

Khabib won't get a title-shot until he fights and wins 5 in a row, and by then he'll probably be 35

>>74483954
Rashad and Wonderboy will win. It will cancel everything out.

How upset is Uncle Dana right now?

>>74483966

He said he was on suicide watch.

>>74483954
Fella, did you watch the last fight?

Tyron nearly killed SWT and had a valuable lesson on how he applies he's karate style.

SWT had no good moments and learned nothing. Besides he didn't give a shit all camp apparently.

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>THE FAYT GAME IS LIKE THE STAWYK MARKIT YA HAVTA KNOW WHEN TO GET IN

What did Georges "Rush" St-Pierre mean by this?

im drunk buddeh

>>74483976
>WW/MW are shit, I'm gonna get easy belts and FREE money

>>74483966
dana getting worked up over day to day things like that is a meme. He is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, it's not like his job or livelihood is ever in jeopardy. He's been in the game for decades, he knows you have to work with what you have and injuries are just part of the equation. I think stuff like JBJ running over pregnant women and people standing up pressers and stuff is what actually pisses him off.

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Holy fucking shit. I just woke up and found out about Kabop.

I had 9 bets, all depending on Khabib win. This fucking sucks. I'd put some money on Lando, but his rates are pretty bad.

>>74477782
you mean swedish

To the Ausfailian who can't understand how basic contracts work:

https://youtu.be/YcEXgKw9Gks?t=94

>I said just give me my show money

Already proves that if he agreed to the Johnson fight he'd be getting a whole new amount that would be lower than what he'd originally be getting.

Goofball.

USADA is killing the UFC.

good luck with that weight cut

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>>74483990
>you can't have two contracts at once

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>>74483939

>>74483963
>nothing to lose
>can't win the belt anymore

>>74483997
delete this

>>74483998
Damage control. I win.

my excitement for this card went from 9.12222/10 to 6.98789/10

Weight cutting is fucking retarded tbqh

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>>74484018
>>74483990
>Already proves that if he agreed to the Johnson fight he'd be getting a whole new amount that
would be lower than what he'd originally be getting.

There is literally no incentive for Ferguson to take the Johnson fight if the total possible payout from 209 for him is less than if he just took his show money from the Khabib fight. He would actually and unironically be losing money by taking the fight.

To reiterate, the fact that what you are positing is absurd should clue you in to the fact that it didn't happen.

WME should pay 4 midgets to be around main and co-main fighters and remind them to cut properly. It's the only solution.

>>74484032
>There is literally no incentive for Ferguson to take the Johnson fight

Yes that's what I'm saying. Try and keep up.

>>74483990
If you already have to pay him his show money if he fights nobody and just goes home, then it is a pretty dumb idea to offer him a new contract that is less than that amount, since he would obviously not accept it.

If his show money is 250k, then they will at least offer him 250k to fight Johnson.

If they offer less than his show money, that would mean that they would prefer that he just go home than fight Johnson.

Reality: this didn't happen. Tony is either lying or being too vague to understand.

Betting against Woodley is white supremacy at work.

Not even jking btw. The only reason people are counting out Woodley and want to see him lose is because whites fear the black man and most MMA fans are white. Woodley is the ultimate black specimen ready to dismantle white power and they don't like that.

*cuts weight too fast*
*gets hospitalized*
*recovers*
*gets cleared to fight*
*rematch scheduled at 210*
*does media, press conferences, etc*


*heems you*

>>74484041

But you can clearly hear in the video that he says they said they were going to cut his pay as a business decision.


>If his show money is 250k, then they will at least offer him 250k to fight Johnson.

You absolute moron. How do you equate fighting Khabib to fighting Johnson both skill wise or moneywise? Didn't I already go over this with you?

>Reality: this didn't happen. Tony is either lying or being too vague to understand.

Oh so all this time I've been wasting my time trying to convince a nintendo-dad who apparently knows better.

Mental note never to take anything an Australian says seriously.

>>74484055
-> >>74483871

>>74484055
>*rematch scheduled at 210*

o i am laffin

>>74477625
NEDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQkbwhHfohY

>>74484051
1. you're a faggot
2. betting on that fight is retarded as its too close

Don't they do pre fight presser anymore?

>>74484055
>rematch scheduled at 210

If only MMA scheduling worked like mandrama

So do you guys think we get a new embedded or do they scrap that?

>>74484057
>You absolute moron. How do you equate fighting Khabib to fighting Johnson both skill wise or moneywise?

BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THIS STORY FROM TONY, THEY HAVE TO PAY TONY THE 250K EVEN IF HE FIGHTS NOBODY. THEY CAN NOT GET HIM TO FIGHT ANY REPLACEMENT FOR LESS THAN 250K BECAUSE HE GETS PAID 250K FOR JUST FUCKING OFF AND GOING HOME. HE WOULDN'T FIGHT A BUM OFF THE STREET FOR LESS THAN 250K WHEN HE GETS 250 TO FIGHT NOBODY. THE UFC WOULD RATHER HE FIGHT SOMEBODY THAN NOBODY. TO FIGHT SOMEBODY...ANYBODY...IT MUST BE AT LEAST 250K.

CHRIST.

>>74484038
>>74484057
Literally why would they even bother making the offer?

The total payout for the Johnson fight would be less than the total payout for the Khabib fight, but the UFC is not going to make Tony pay to fight. They just aren't, and your interpretation of his words is ridiculous.

>>74484070
When why are the betting odds saying otherwise? It's white supremacy. Woodley is right. MMA fans are the most racist sports fans I have ever seen, whether it's /heem/ threads, Sherdog or YouTube comments. They don't want to see a vocal black man like Woodley succeed.

Can't wait for Woodley to heem that Aryan meme into irrelevancy.

I have a lot of money on Wonderboy by decision.

$10,000 (ALL of my personal savings) and a $5000 loan from parents that I told them was for math tutoring.

We're gonna be fuckin' rich boys. Gooby bless.

>>74484092
I'm capping this so hard

>Khabib vs Ferg gets cancelled
>GSP vs Bisping press conference

nice ******sport*****

>>74484092
Lmao enjoy suicide

>>74484051
>ultimate black specimen
>entitled whiny bitch

Guess negro race is fucked.

Call me triggered but who here thinks aka gym should be banned from competing? Here is the damage done:

Cain: Beats Lesnar who was fun to watch and basically retires him. Gets knocked out by JDS then basically goes through a series of rematches and during his reign, got injured and kept the division on hold for 2 years. And he still keeps pulling out to this day after losing the title.

Rockhold:Beats our boy thanks to one mistake. Then proceeds to lose the title to bisping thanks to his stupid arrogance. Now bisping is ruining the division by ducking contenders instead of being a gatekeeper we shouldn't have to listen to. Oh and rockhold pulled out against jacare.

Khabib: Keeps whining everyone is ducking him. Yet keeps pulling out! Most recent example was yesterday.

DC: Was actually ok. But in 2016 he pulled out against Jones and Johnson. So he is following the bad habits sadly.

So we are seeing 3-4 divisions getting ruined coz of aka. Lightweight isn't so bad since McGregor ruined it before khabib and now Tony will rightfully get his title shot so at least it worked out here. Of coz my weekend was ruined though.

>>74484110
its obviously a lie m8

>>74484092
>$10 on Hunt by KO, Calvilo, Elkins by dec, and Teymur to win $1605

LITERALLY

FREE

MONEY

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Apologize

>Teymur to win

Mate, he's getting ethered.

>>74484127
>Call me triggered but who here thinks aka gym should be banned from competing?
For sure lad. I'm tired of all the pullouts.

>>74484085
>>74484086

What's in the water in Australia?

>Literally why would they even bother making the offer?

He quite literally states why in the video, cause they want him to "do something" and also to save the bloody card, kind of like what DC did. DC didn't have to fight Anderson Silva but he did cause it was low risk high reward for his resume. Tony fighting Michael Johnson on 1 day notice is high risk low reward. DC got paid less money to fight Anderson than he would have to fight Jon Jones.

>b-b-ut why would the UFC offer him less money when he already has a guaranteed bigger purse from not doing anything

We go back full circle to the thing about contracts again. Have any of you bums ever had to sign a contract? Any kind of contract?
If he wants to stick to his old contract with more money he's free to do so. Am I speaking to toddlers here?

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>>74484092

w-w-w-white power right?

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I know we're all talking about Khabib but can we just for a second mention how JUSTed Reebok is?

>>74484127

They just need to fire their strength coach, that dude is killing them. If it's not retarded half assed squats, it's totally miscalculating muscle mass they can carry at their weight classes.

>>74484119
How is entitled? If anything it's Wonderboy who is entitled. Dana wants him to become the champ so bad.

>>74484141
Two racist scum. Bet they both voted for Trump. Hope Woodley punishes Wonderboy.

>>74484173
They both unironically did vote for trump. At least Chris and wonderdad were vocal supporters.

>>74484153
> DC got paid less money to fight Anderson than he would have to fight Jon Jones.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT. DC GOT PAID MORE MONEY TO FIGHT ANDERSON THAN TO NOT FIGHT ANYBODY AND JUST GO HOME.

TONY GETS PAID THE 250K TO JUST GO HOME. IF HE FIGHTS NOBODY THE UFC PAYS HIM 250K. MIGHT AS WELL OFFER HIM 250K TO FIGHT SOMEBODY...ANYBODY.

Who's eben' now?

>>74484153
>DC got paid less money to fight Anderson than he would have to fight Jon Jones.

He still made more money than if he didn't fight at all.

>If he wants to stick to his old contract with more money he's free to do so.

Which is why it would be simply inane to even offer him the Johnson fight on those terms.

>We go back full circle to the thing about contracts again. Have any of you bums ever had to sign a contract? Any kind of contract?

Yes, which is why I know that your interpetation of Ferguson's words is utterly asinine.

Are you simply unaware of how stupid you sound right now?

The total payout from the Johnson fight was less than the total payout from the Khabib fight. That's it. That's why Ferg didn't sign the contract for the Johnson fight. He would have gotten his show money for Khabib either way.

Plan for tomorrow is to hit a gourmet burger place with my boys at around 6, shoot the shit for a while and walk over to a pretty decent bar when the main card starts. Might stream on my phone until then. Hopefully we can get to the bar early enough to be seated.

I will of course be posting pictures of my burger and beers on /heem/.

>>74484167
>sits out waiting for title shot instead of fighting despite the fact he didn't beat anybody in the top 5
>the moment he gets the belt he starts demanding money fights without even being a draw

He's a little whiny cunt who cries DAS RAYCIS whenever he doesn't get his way.

>>74484204
>despite the fact he didn't beat anybody in the top 5

Oh so he didn't beat Carlos Condit.

How's it like being a seething casual?

>>74484201
>fights start in about 15 bongs I assume
>just woke up, had like 6 hours of sleep


how fucked am I?

>>74484213
U must B real Fd up if u think any1 gaf bout u

>it's an absolute numbnuts argue about a thing they don't know anything about or have proof of, except opinions in their heads episode

>>74484232
Prove you exist.

>there are "men" fighting tomorrow that weigh 135 lbs

I literally overhead pressed that at the gym today for a clean set of 12. And that was just my warmup.

>>74484209

He didn't beat Condit.

Condit got a boo boo on his knee and fight had to be stopped.

>>74484230
why do you have to be so mean Tyron?

>>74484209
>Oh so he didn't beat Carlos Condit.

He kicked the leg that didn't buckle. He """""""""""""""""won""""""""""""""""""" the fight, sure.

>>74484252
just hyping the fight bro

Reem looked terrible at weigh-ins.

>>74484190
>MIGHT AS WELL OFFER HIM 250K TO FIGHT SOMEBODY...ANYBODY.

Except you just heard from the man himself that they were giving him a pay-cut to fight Michael Johnson. You can cry all you want about logic but what UFC is doing is for business and it comes down to your word versus his, and you're clearly a hater who believes he's lying, so what's your end goal exactly?

>>74484195

It's stupid that it's only Australians who have a hard time understanding basic knowledge. It's stupid that after all this time you still can't understand a basic equation.

> it would be simply inane to even offer him the Johnson fight on those terms

And that's exactly what they did cause that's what they do. How bloody new are you to the sport? Do you know that some fighters still get paid 10/10 while others get 275 total?

>The total payout from the Johnson fight was less than the total payout from the Khabib fight.

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING TO YOU MORONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND YOU CANT GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK BUG INFESTED SKULLS.

>He would have gotten his show money for Khabib either way.

NO HE WOULDNT HAVE CAUSE IF HE AGREED TO FIGHT JOHNSON THEN HE'D GET NEW TERMS. CAN YOU GO REWIND UST TOLD THEMTHE VIDEO AND LISTEN TO THE PART WHERE SAYS, "I WANTED MY SHOW MONEY"

DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHOW MONEY IS? ITS GUARANTEED MONEY DEPENDING ON WHO YOU AGREE TO FIGHT! HE WANTED HIS SHOW MONEY FROM THE KHABIB FIGHT AND THATS WHAT HE'S GETTING. IF HE AGREES TO A JOHNSON FIGHT HE'S NOT GETTING ANY OF THE KHABIB MONEY CAUSE HES NOT BLOODY FIGHTING KHABIB.

Nate vs Ferguson for the interim incoming and its gonna be spicy

>>74484251
>>74484255

>He didn't beat Condit

Oh so it's a retard episode.

>>74484289
Ferguson will meme on Nate and Nate will complain about the decision.

>We're too real for this shit.

>>74484251
>>74484255
With this logic then Chris Weidman didn't beat Anderson Silva in the 2nd fight.

>Casuals trying to talk about things they know nothing about

Gets me all the time.

>>74484289
no way that happens, but i'd be so happy if it did

>>74483985
please don't fall for the Lando meme, man, seriously.

>>74484287
>IF HE AGREES TO A JOHNSON FIGHT HE'S NOT GETTING ANY OF THE KHABIB MONEY CAUSE HES NOT BLOODY FIGHTING KHABIB.

He's not fighting Khabib now either, so why is he getting his show money at all?

It's stupid that after all this time you still can't understand a basic equation.

>>74484304
>With this logic then Chris Weidman didn't beat Anderson Silva in the 2nd fight.

Weidman applied force to the leg that broke. Tyron didn't.

>>74484304
i'm not picking sides here

but if sonnen lasted the 1st round vs jbj, would you say he won that fight?

>>74484327
>Weidman applied force to the leg that broke
>Casuals trying to talk about things they know nothing about

Gets me all the time.

Tyron was winning the fight anyway. Of course you'd know this if you'd actually watched it.

GSP was shook.

Bet the house on the natty GOAT.

>>74484303
If he doesnt kick his legs there will be some nice spicy banter on this one

anyone feel like there is no event tomorrow anymore? im sure come fight time, ill be hyped and i think it'll be a good card..but im surprised how hyped i was for tony/khabib, i didn't feel it until the fight got called off

>>74484344
yeah totally man it was the people's main event for sure

>>74484344
i was going to buy it, im not going to now

>>74484319
>He's not fighting Khabib now either, so why is he getting his show money at all?

Cause that's what's is in his contract you damn retard. Are you being intentionally stupid now?

>If your opponent doesn't show up you still get your show money

>If you get a new opponent your old contract gets terminated and you get a revised one ie DC vs. Anderson

>Tony doesn't want a new opponent so old contract sticks

Damn stupid Australians. Bar none one of the worst nationalities on this entire website.

>>74484344

It was such a great match up, skill-wise and title implication wise

>>74484336
What are you even saying?

>>74484357
>>If you get a new opponent your old contract gets terminated

Not once you've already weighed in.

>>74477653
can i get a quick rundown?

>>74484380
>Not once you've already weighed in.

Says who? Do you have proof or an example of where this special rule you just made up is from?

Lando will save us, he has to.

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Name my band.

>>74484392

Teymur will end the meme

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209 in a nutshell

>Nonfactor main event
>Kebab pulls out yet again
>Rashad "Slightly above average" Evans
>Post-USADA Reem
>Lando's 'bout to get BTFO

>>74484389
Where's your proof that the old contract is terminated?

There is *literally* no consideration for Ferguson in scrapping the old contract. He's *literally* giving the UFC money in order to fight. A clause in the new contract nullifying the show money from the Khabib fight would be unenforcable given that he made weight under that contract unless they paid him out for it.

>watching the weighins
>deep into the USADA era
>everyone still looks roid

>>74484398
Lorenzo and the Bootycalls

>>74484389
Are you ready to stop pretending you have the slightest idea of what makes a contract enforceable?

>>74484414
Hit the gym fatty

>>74484410
>>74484418

Ah so no proof. Gotcha.

>>74484366
never mind you must be from 196

>>74484425
Actually I'm not. I watched Jon destroy Chael in under a round, and I'm wondering what any of that has to do with Tyron beating Condit. Tyron very clearly won the 1st round.

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>>74484051
>ultimate black specimen
>5'9

What the fuck is wrong with mark hunt

https://youtu.be/EYPXaxVRpBQ

How can a physically impressive specimen who is an elite fighter be so beta? Christ...

>>74484441

This is what most Australians act like in real life.

>>74484441
I don't agree that that was beta.

>>74484435
jon snapped his little toe off, if chael had lasted until rd1 ended he would have won the fight

so, if that had happened, would you say chael won

>>74474880
you had one job

>>74484453
It was awkward and spergy as fuck lad

Too many hits to the head for super awkward samoan "see you in court" hunt

>>74484456
Are you comparing a snapped toe to someone's knee being completely buckled? Do you know that after Reem kicked Arlovski just recently his toe snapped out of place?

>so, if that had happened, would you say chael won

Yeah he would have won, but I fail to see how this compares to Woodley vs. Condit when Woodley was the one who was clearly winning the fight lmao. Maybe go find a better analogy or something.

>>74484441
Every islander on the planet is a whinny cunt. They are like american niggers.

>>74484451
Excuse me, Hunt is from NZ.

>>74484424
Where's your proof that water is wet?

If Tony signs a fight contract saying that he doesn't get any money from the Khabib fight despite fulfilling his end of the bargain to the fucking letter, he can take the UFC to court and has an extremely winnable case.

The UFC did not offer to pay him, in total, less money than his show against Khabib. You're out of your god damned gourd.

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>>74484464

>>74483985
Well I mean you get your money back, you can make some new bets.

I think Hunt is a sleeper.

>>74484481

Do you think Khabib is getting paid by the UFC for this? Should he sue them? How new are you exactly? Have you ever signed a single contract in your life?

So did Khabib even weigh-in? Did anyone watch? Did he look like death?

>please buy the PPV

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>>74484441
>whispering intensifies

>>74484508

no he got taken to the hospital this morning before weigh ins, apparently he was 6lbs over still

he would have got an IV and he would probably be fine to fight, but obviously wasnt able to get cleared

>>74484496
If they were parlays, the bets will continue as is minus Khabib/Tony.

>>74484498
You do remember that he didn't weigh in, right? Do you not understand that show money is contingent on making weight?

How did Ferguson breach the contract?

Hint: He didn't.

>>74484528

Where did I say he breached the contract you moron? Reading comprehension truly is an art-form.

How is it that after all this time you can't understand what "show money" means?

>>74484516

Mark Hunt was never my friend

-Alistair "The Demolition Man" Overeem

What´s the likelihood of Khabib fighting at Lightweight again?

>please buy the PPV

>>74484550
100%

>>74484550
He could make weight during Ramadan

>>74484537
>Where did I say he breached the contract you moron?

At this point I'm not even sure that you understand what the phrase means.

The UFC is on the hook for the show money, period, because Tony made weight. He fulfilled his end of the contract. If he signs a fresh contract for the Johnson fight, he'll get whatever payout they offer for Johnson PLUS the show money from Khabib.

This is how contracts work. Have you ever in your life even looked at one?

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is broppel schup an elite fighter

>>74484575

for sure my man

Good morning /heem/! 5:50 ish AM, just got up. Feels good to be well rested and sober.

How many bongs until the fightpass prelims?

>>74484528
What? I suppose they return the money, I don't really want those parlays without kebab. Well, if they keep the rate as if Kebab won, then OK, but I don't want the lower rate.

>>74484496
I can, but Khabib really seemed like "free money boost" there. Without him, the tickets are kinda boring.

>>74484618
13 bongs 10 bings

>>74484627
Thanks. Good morning.

Khabib doesn't even look that much

How much does he cut

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Fact: if Dillon was fighting tonight 209 would be sold out and nobody would care about Khabib.

>>74484638
he said he walks close to 200 lbs

Dagestani Hendricks desu

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Was khabib really eating Tiramisu in the embedded series. Can't find it. Need to prove a point to a friend. Anyone knows what episode it is?

>>74484649
you dont see him eating it he just mentions eating it

>>74484639
this ugly fucker needs to get bopped already

>>74484656
Ohh that's why I couldn't find it. Thanks! You know which episode he talks about it?

>>74484619
>Well, if they keep the rate as if Kebab won

Nope. The rate is as if you bet on the parlay without including Khabib/Tony.

I mean, maybe your book will void the parlay and return the stake, but I never see that happen.

>>74484674
1st or 2nd

>>74484674
its on countdown not embedded, he orders tiramisu as a starter

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>>74484639
Why does Conor have two BJJ coaches?

>>74484697
Tiramisu contains alcohol, I don't think he'd eat it. Maybe he ordered it for someone else to eat like Hunto in the leadup to 200.

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FIRST PICTURE RESPONSE DECIDES TONIGHT'S GOOF IMAGE. These picks reflect yesterday's changes to the main card (no khabib and women's fight added).

Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson
Rashad Evans vs. Dan Kelly
Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur
Alistair Overeem vs. Mark Hunt
Amanda Cooper vs. Cynthia Calvillo

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>>74484712

>>74484710
alcohol dehydrates, i bet he was pounding vodka in the sauna all night like the little shithead that he is.

>>74484649
Matt looks concerned.

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>>74484712
Woodley
Evans
Teymur
Overeem
Cooper

someone make a list of all UFC fighters who supported trump so i can actively cheer against them and pray they get HEEMed

>>74474824
WHAT THE FUCK, I JUST WOKE UP AND WHAT I SEE? KALABEEB IS NOT FIGHTING. WHAT THE FUCK. CUT KHALABEEB, CUT FERGUSON, CUT NGANNOU, CUT CONNOR, CUT THEM ALL, DISBAND WHOLE UFC. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER FERGUSON KHALABEEB FIGHT IS MADE. I CANT WATCH ANOTHER FERGUSON KHALABEEB HYPE VIDEO.
FUCK KHALABEEB. FUCK HIM WITH RUSTY POLE IN THE ASS.

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>>74484712
>>74484719
Wonderbread
Kelly
Teymur
Hunto
Calvillo

>>74484727
why don't you make a list of things you can do to get out of your moms basement

>>74484710
true, he orders 3 tiramisu's but the majority of the table seems Dagestani so I guess they may eat it if it has small amounts of alcohol or have it prepared a special way?

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>>74484712
Woodley via 3rd round T/KO
Evans via 2nd round T/KO
Vannata via decision
Overeem via decision
Cooper via decision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jvjWloIi6A

could he take dat left hand?I want to see him fight Gooby instead of Memeweather desu

>>74484735

>>/POL/

>>74484727
they all've been getting heemed since the election
>Cowboy
>Holm
>Lentz
>Kennedy
>Weidmeme

*portions tiramisu*

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>>74484712
>Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson
Tyron
>Rashad Evans vs. Dan Kelly
Rashad
>Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur
David Teymur
>Alistair Overeem vs. Mark Hunt
Mark Hunt
>Amanda Cooper vs. Cynthia Calvillo
For real wgaf

>>74484750
>>tumblr

>>74484754
> Cerrone
Masvidal supports Trump. He even referenced him in the post fight conference.

@74484712
Stop taking fake picks you gigantic faggot

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>everybody picking against wonderboy

can't wait until he kicks tyrone back to slavery

>>74484639
literally who?

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>>74484712
Woodley
Kelly
Teymur
Hunt
Calvillo

>>74484772
Masvidal was very obviously joking you goofball

>>74484781
Sure he was, buddy.

>>74484697
Found it thank you. The moron even said: This is russian style, before eat we eat tiramisu

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>>74484727
Well...he's not a fighter but Dana White spoke at the Republican National Convention when Trump couldn't get anybody from his own supposed party to do it. Uncle Dana is the ultimate UFC Trumpfag.

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>>74484712
Woodley
Rashad
Vannata
Hunt
Cooper

>>74484688
Let's see, I'm from retarded third world country where all forms of gambling are highly regulated, so who knows.

But it seems to me, that the correct thing is to cancel the ticket and return the money. The contract you consented to was with the fighter on the ticket, and you can't change contract after signing it, without the other party knowing and consenting again. But yeah, technically, part of the contract are surely their rules, which contain this situation and how it is handled.

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>>74484781
> joking
>#Hillaryisacommiewhore

Some really dedicated joker.

Good morning heem! Just woke up, cant wait to see khabib smash tony tonight, el cucuy looks nervous af

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>>74484829

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>>74484829
>tfw

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>>74484712
Wonderboy
Rashad
Groovy Banana
Overeem
Amanda

>>74484829
Ree

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>>74484712
Tyron Woodley
Dan Kelly
Lando Vannata
Mark Hunt
Cynthia Calvillo

>>74484688
>>74484810
Well, you were right. Ticket remains, just my boy Kabob is set to 1.0 rate.

>>74484807
>tfw mma is a conservative sport

>all these "people" defending khabib before and thought he was actually going to make it

Top kek, muslims btfo

>>74484929
Will Tony get his red panties night ? He's a much better match up for Goobs to take, if Dana forks up enough cash Conair may stop chasing Floyd for a moment and actually *gasp* defend a belt

>>74484649
He orders tiramisù but it was in the road to ufc 209 episode, not the embedded

>>74483871
He looks small tho

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>>74484712
STEPHEN
RASHAD
LANDON
ALISTAIR
AMANDA

>>74483920
Doubt he can ragdoll everyone like he does at LW

Let's be honest Tyron had two good moments in the first fight. He caught a kick and could do barely and damage off it and he caught wonderboy with a couple lucky punches, one of which when wonderboy was already dazed, then failed to finish. Outside of those two (maybe 3 if you're generous) moments Woodley was getting straight up outclassed. If Tyron didn't land that one lucky punch it's a clear 49-46 for WB. Wonderboy has all that knowledge going into round number six. Woodley is hoping for a lucky shot again. Wonderboy is hungry for this fight and TWood resents it.

>>74485008
yea Khabib at 170 would be lucky to make top 10 imo

>>74485045
Top 5 I think. But pretty sure he would have no chance against Woodley.

nate marquardt should have already been permanently banned for all the drug test failures

>>74485008
>>74485063
maybe he'll fight cerrone at 170 ;^)

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>>74484712
Woodley
Kelly
Vannata
Hunt
Cooper i guess??

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is this natty?

Did anyone give Woodley a 10-8 for round 1?

>>74485045
I think he could definitely be top 10. Maybe around #7

>>74485076
>maybe he'll fight cerrone at 170 ;^)
wew lad. Kebab would style on him

>>74484398
Dana'd

>>74485124
I would natty inside her for sure, if you catch my drift.

>>74485138
>>74485063
perhaps, but 170ers have a lot more stopping power in their strikes. I don't think he'd be able to get away with getting hit as much as he was against Johnson.

>>74485124
if you dont agree that she is natty you need to get laid

>>74485165
I hear ya, budd.

Will Khabib ever fight at 155 again?

>>74485171
No thanks I'm asexual. I would almost rather consume alcohol or another poisonous drug.

>>74484410

In truth it's possible that the contract could be considered frustrated due to the unforseen circumstance of Khabib falling ill. However it's possible that a shit weight cut could be considered foreseeable. Arguable.

Lombard would still heem Woodley.

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Reminder that Khabib will never get his red panty night against Conor now.

>women's fight on main card now

JUST