/heem/ - please buy the ppv edition

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>when the stock market is low

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>early weigh-in

When will we end this disastrously meme?

Famous Burger™

Not going to lie, former Khabib fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching him crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get a title shot.

I'm now a #Tonymissle

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I miss Conrad lads the press conferences the bantz

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>Bisping vs GSP

This is just horrible. Should just have done some meme-fight like Cerrone vs GSP at meme-weight.

>>74487704
Gsp doesn't want any more brain damage and alien abductions. This is probably the safest fight for him and the only way he would comeback and he had the UFC by the balls.

If can't make weight in 2017 you should find another sport.

>>74487679
I really have mixed emotions towards him.
Obviously he's exciting fighter and my tovarisch, but the coooonstant unbearable fucking PULLOUTS, lord have fucking mercy.

Best analogy I can think of is being is toxic relationship.

GSP got jealous of conor so he came back to try and pick and choose fights and be opportunistic.

>>74487755
Is he popular in Russia? Was it on the news there?

Why the fuck did this Eastern European drop out? Jk idc. Hope he gets well soon!!

>>74487781
Dunno, don't watch TV, but he's pretty damn popular here.

>>74487781
Unironically learned of his metabolic difficulties on /heem/. Only one outlet mentioned the cancellation today.

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CUTIES PLEASE

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I was so excited for Overeem and Wonderboy fights aswell but now I've lost all interest altogether.

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>>74487781
>>74487805
>>74487814
How has his fanbase of Russians taken to the news? Supportive or just pissed off at him?

The UFC were really starting to push him, he got his own shirt and was genuinely made to become a star at 209. Now Dana's pissed, Reebok probably is and his eventual return won't receive the same media. On top of that, should he win, Conor can easily site this to duck him or shit talk him

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I watch for the cute girls

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>>74487822
right here

>>74487829
Yeah it's weird, the entire main card looked solid and I was hype af, but with the biggest fight gone it's all just soured and I don't even feel like there's a big PPV tonight.
It almost feels like the event has been called off.

I'm glad we got that Bisping conference yesterday since that cheered me up a bit. He was probably pissed though, reckon he was when arguing with Eddie Bravo too so he didn't know what was going on.

>>74487847
>Supportive or just pissed off at him?
It's like "get well" through grinding teeth, people were fucking PUMPED about this fight, but now it's like what are you gonna do.

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Why the fuck does he keep doing it?

He could have been **the** GOAT by now, if he didn't keep on fucking up by stupid shit.

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>>74487847
If only I could speak cyrillic kebab to tell you what the fans think.

is it just me or are the odds for sugar rashad really pretty good against wooden australian judo man?

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>>74487899
Good way to put ruskiebro

>>74487914
instead he'll just be the goatfucker

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>>74487859

Polish goblins are the best

>>74487918
You show my dad some fucking respect!

Also Rashad is on a skid and got KOed in his last fight, combined with the weight cut there are a lot of question marks.

>>74487899
Well at least they're still sort of with him. I'm in a similar spot, but I thought a lot of casual fans who perhaps didn't know him too well but heard about him now might have lost interest altogether

>>74487928
Back to /pol/ my friend.

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>>74487672

>>74487949
he fought glover though. kelly is about two tiers below

this is like when henderson fought boetsch

henderson fights elite fighters his whole life then faces someone C level and oops turns out there's quite a gap

>>74487956
I'm far from being a casual but I'm starting to lose interest as well. It's been literal years of title shot hype. At least fucking show up. Fuck. As I said before - toxic relationship.

>>74487829
>>74487888
It's like I ordered a pizza and when the pizza guy delivers it he tells me that it's the wrong order but when I open the box it's actually got a giant turd on top.

>>74487918
Heem's Dad is going to decision Rashad, lad.

>>74487991
Shit. Sucks for Khabib then. Not only the entire camp, literally being hospitalised, it falling through the 3rd time, but his growing fanbase is on edge now with some having left.

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Is he right?

>>74488000
how will he do that? walk into him the whole fight? score glorious ippons for 15 mins?

>>74488037
Fortune really favours McGregor, you can't deny it and I'm not even a huge fan of him

>>74488049
You act like Dan Kelly is a terrible fighter or something.

>>74488037
I can't think of anything which has actually made his bargaining position worse, but beyond booking Rousey against Nunes without giving her a tuneup in Pena, I can't think of anything WME did on purpose.

>>74488049
Takedown, top control, and make Rashad breathe his Australian blood.

Johny Hendricks would beat Khabib 9/10 times

>"I do everything I can, I train every day. I train from morning till evening, I live that. I want to show up and make my fans happy. This, what I can't influence / doesnt depend on me, I cant guarantee or fulfill.
>I want to thank all the fans, which root for me and have rooted for me and stand by my side, my father, my trainers, sparring partners and friends. Those who where there at the very beginning. Those people are still with me. I am happy with what I have. The most important thing, what I learned in life, is - to have a family, relatives and people you can trust. Everything else is not that important / doesnt have much of a meaning. Everyone, who stood by my side, thank you very much."
t.Khabib

>>74488084
Johnny Hendricks is the anti-Khabib. He's completely unmovable and strong as fucking ox.

>>74488063
not terrible, just much lower level than even a washed up rashad

>>74487984
Rashad got outpointed striking with Bader for 15 minutes, that's exactly what Kelly excels at. If Rashad doesn't have a decent size advantage I think Kelly wins.

>>74488094
Poor Khabib man

>>74488114
you're comparing dan kelly to ryan bader. okay good thinking

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>>74488084

Bigg is back on steaks, he can beat anyone.

>>74488094
He'll never get a title shot for being a pullout merchant.

When's the next Rogaine show, he loves to rant about weight cutting.

>>74488094
Source?

>>74488094
He sounds a bit fed up himself, no talk about the fight at all really

>>74488193
8.5 bongs

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I hurt myself today.

>>74488146
He also got outworked by Lil zombie-nog.

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which fighter has the lowest IQ (not fight iq) in the ufc?

my bet is actually on rockhold. he was handed everything in his life (women, fame, money) simply because of his looks and his fighting talent. he never had to read a book or go to school, he never even worked. people who are condescending or arrogant when they face tough challenges also have low iq's. they are too dumb to see reality.

pic related he's a fucking samurai, and not just an average bloke.

>>74488372
Your post is epiphany of scarcity based victim mentality.
>He was handed shit so I guess it balances out with him being dumb

Harsh truth about this world is that rich kids are just straight up better people with no trauma in their background.

>>74488372
luke was a rich kid chad?

>>74488094
Is this real? Did he really just say his weight isn't under his own control? If so, fucking dropped.

>>74488428
go suck on rockhold's babuschka

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>>74488372
Nate is borderline retarded, he doesn't know what a gazelle is

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>>74488037
Yeah Conor is one lucky irishman. Yeah he also has a lot of skill but you cant deny that there is an incredible amount of luck/destiny whatever you wanna call it contributing to his success

>>74487917
do the majority of russian slavs support him also?! I know that he is the hero of pretty much every kebap in russia but I also get the feeling that the slavs only support him cause there is nobody else russian that high up right now...

>>74488372
Cody!

>>74488488
that was sarcasm

>>74488372

>He was gifted his fighting talent
>IQ lower than the likes of Romero/Diaz/Garbrandt/etc.
>Giving IQ credit at all

Come on now, Ahmed.

>>74488549
>this is America get it right

He wasn't sarcastic

>>74488560
Romero's IQ is 150+, probably 170

>>74488037
No he's a dumb little bitch. I'd love to fuck that loser up.

>>74488372
dominik cruz, chael sonnen and Rosi Sexton

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LOOK AT THE STATE OF YA
YA OLD FUCKING MIDGET


https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tur3yjDLjvE

>>74488492
lmao

>>74488372
IQ is a meme. The only number that matters is a man's bank account balance.

>>74488646
Money is a meme. The only number that matters is a man's offspring count.

>>74488575
does anyone else agree with this

I thought it was too obvious,every stoner watches national geographic and shit anyway

>>74488639
WTF Bisping throwing bombs on GSP, I forgot how good of a trashtalker that brit is.

>>74488656
Offspring count is a meme. The only number that matters is your mating partners

>>74488656
That's something a poor person would say.

>>74488677
The conference was joke

>You're supposed to fuckin' talk it's a press conference you fuckin midget

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>>74488639

Bisping is savage as fuck.

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>''hardest training camp in world''
>''no one train hard as me''
>''fight bear''
>'' russia 150 million''
>''i fight the chicken''
>''me eagle''
>''aka''
>''coah Javier Mendez''
>''i fite the chicken''
>''biggest fite in lw history''
>''my apologies to tony''

>>74488696
>You're supposed to fuckin' talk it's a press conference you fuckin midget
Yeah, is it not true?

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>>74488084
He would beat Bisping right now easily. He would have more work with Rockhold, but he would win.

>>74488037
Yes. The 4 billion price tag was premised on very aggressive expansion goals....and the sport has done nothing but go backwards since

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>>74487611

Upcoming events:

3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs Birchak
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: >>74474824

Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSl-Pk21HKo

News:

>Dana on Khabib falling ill before UFC 209 weighins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdfoEUDdIGs

>Dana tells people who aren't draws to stop asking for "money fights"
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-president-dana-white-if-youre-not-a-big-pay-per-view-star-shut-up-and-fight

>UFC 209 weighin results
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-209-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-noon-et

>UFC 209 official weighins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw1Ric_Yafo

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>>74488793
stop sperging about news, there isnt any and the old ones we already know

>>74488793
You haven't killed yourself yet?

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"Have fun with that weight-cut. Your conditioning sucks." Mystic T sees these things boys

P.S. Man, Bisbing showing drunk to throw shade at GSP was fantastic. I fuckin missed the old fashion press conferences.

>>74488760
Depends on Rockhold. He could show up like he did against Jacare and keep Hendricks at range and fuck him up with kicks. Or he could be a retard like he did against Bisping 2 and Hendricks would heem him.

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>>74488793
Hey buddeh, remember when every post you made for days on end made some comment that Tony was ducking Khabib? Who's quacking now bitch?

>>74488854
GSP got BTFO at the press conference.

>fucking lizard

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>>74488838
i'm much more of a sperg about the events list than I am the news

>>74488842
it makes me happy that you haven't
i know you can move past the troubles in your life

>every big draw in the ufc is white
goddang why didnt i realise that this sport was racist

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>>74488877
>Hey buddeh, remember when every post you made for days on end made some comment that Tony was ducking Khabib? Who's quacking now bitch?

I have never once claimed that Tony was ducking Khabib
Don't put words in my mouth

>>74488891
Counter-Point: There are no big draws in the UFC

>>74488793
Sooooo pathetic how this ditty, smelly, fatfuck mudslime 18 year old still rides khabib's nuts. The kid is an absolute loser and will never have any success in life.

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>>74488913
dwarf

>>74488877
Tony's ducking Johnson.

>>74488926
Haha the fatfuck tryna talk shit. You have no friends, loser. Your hero just pussied out of a fight for a third time. You're a piece of trash.

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>>74488793

>"If you’re not that big pay-per-view star, shut up and fight."

Goofs, the lot of them

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck you khabiiiiib reeeeeee

Well I'm about to take my gf to breakfast and then we're gonna see Logan. Meanwhile the dirty, smelly, fatfuck mudslime spergOP is going to be right here where he always is.

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>>74488884
he really didn't bring anything to the table at all in terms of trash talk
i kind of like how transparent his mandrama act is, it makes me want to root for him
it also helps that Bisping is holding up the division by refusing to fight any legitimate contenders

Isn't Khabib in this country on a work visa? If he's not going work, he has to go back. President Trump needs to deport him.

>>74488994
Shut the fuck up, dork. You're a little kid. Think anyone here gives a fuck what a dumb community college teenager thinks?

Keep your eye on Luke Sanders, I get the feeling he could be forreal

>>74489042
Keep your eye on spergOP. I have a feeling he has a suicide bomber vest.

>>74488711
why no audio

Imagine being 18 and spending your entire weekend posting on a Mongolian tapestry forum. When I was 18 I was serving my country in the war against Islam.

>>74489077
No audio on spee.

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>>74489085
and now you're shitposting on 4chan

Didn't do too much with your life?

>>74488889
Hey lil guy, good morning and a good fight day to you! :)

Just a thought though, maybe you should try not sperging out about anything.

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>>74489037
>>74489060
dwarf

>>74489042
He's definitely a legitimate talent
I still think Iuri is going to beat him, but it's a pick em fight imo

>>74489112
he's a 5'4, 144 pound dock worker who likes to pretend he's a person on 4chan

>>74488793
Go away and stay away.

>>74489085
>I was serving my country

You were serving the rothschilds, it'll take a few more years to realize it but thats who you and your buddies were losing limbs for

>>74489112
>>74489149
Samemudslime

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>I didn't take the replacement because they wanted to cut my pay
>I have a family to support and [I understand] the business
>so I guess taking no money is better than taking some money lol
hmmm

>>74489172
Good thing, maybe they'll redo the Khabib fight.

R-Right?

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>>74489120
don't you have an imaginary daughter to pretend to take care of

Always funny when an 18 year old that's 5'8, 230 pounds tries to talk shit. Stupid, stinky Abu Mohammed.

Khabib is such a coward, like all Muslims.

>>74489172
Doesn't he get his to show money as if the fight was on ? I remember that's why Cowboy did the cut at 205 when Gastelum didn't make weight

Im still awake, how fucked am i?

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>>74489189
>I-I-I'm taking my gf to breakfast right now, I swear!

honestly pathetic

>>74488793
>favourite fighter blows himself the fuck out and single handedly ruins a great card
>still spergin about news and events

At this point I find your mental instability more reliable than the rising sun.

>>74489172
>gypsy is financially illiterate

Say no more, famalam.

>>74489185
Shut up, Abu. No one wants you here.

>>74489185
I want to run my face over those abs.

>>74489185
My imaginary daughter could kick the shit out of you, spergy.

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>>74489223
hey if theres someone who knows about grabbin change its us

KhaSHIT fans are no longer allowed here, sorry

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>>74487678

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>>74489253
lmao bud

>>74488656
offspring count is a meme, the only number that matters is how many imaginary daughters you have

>>74489172
>wanting him to be a bitch for money
>check flag
makes sens

>>74489269
/sp/ is a Christian board, they shouldn't be allowed here in the first place

>>74489301
Will a mod please ban this guy?

>>74488901
Then who was making all of the organized OP's where every news link relating to the making of Tony/Khabib was title something like "El Ducky 'wants more money' to fight our guy"

Seriously though I worry about spergOP getting revved too hot and shooting up a school. I feel like I should alert authorities in Dane County and let them know they have a mental unstable Muslim on the brink.

>>74489321
100%

>>74489329
It's hilarious that the sperg is SUCH a sperg that we all know exactly who he is despite this being an anonymous high volume image board.

And then he tries to pretend he's actually anonymous when we call him out on his sperg ways.

>>74489322
Avataring is against the rules anyway. The little loser wants so badly to be "known" on 4chan. It's really sad.

Heem.com is an orthodox christian website, all others can leave.

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CRUZ AND KHABIB

Heemcord link?

>>74489423
I'll take "fighters with bitchmade fans that got BTFO" Alex.

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>>74489378
actual footage of you playing with your daughter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyYcfyA03ew

>>74489411
>>74489321
/heem/ is an islamic general

>>74489423
are very good fighters who are both prone to knee injuries

>>74488975
he posts on /heem/, probably the racebaiter

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does anyone want to talk about MMA now
what does /heem/ think about Paul Craig
do you think he has what it takes to become a ranked fighter in the future

>>74489444
Islam is banned from /heem/ after the shameful fucking display that Khabib put on yesterday.

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>they wanted Khalabeeb to headline a supercard vs McGregor

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mma needs more open weight tournaments again

>>74489444
Ur literally the only mudslim here and everyone hates you, so no. Also where did you find that video you creep, looking up little kids again? Looking for a wife?

>>74489477
el cucuy is gonna heem this fraud

Honestly spergOP deserves to be bullied.

>>74489499


el cucky will pull out as well

>>74489531
This.

He's just not a good person.

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>>74489499

>Cucky beats Conor
>Khabib crushes some more top 5 ranked cans
>Khabib gets another title shot
>He pulls out
>yfw

>>74489531
you lunch like a bitch

>>74489444
>>74489329

Sure, go ahead and pretend you didnt see my post. Your boy is a fucking duck. Quack Quack

>>74489566
No one lunches harder than me, Abdul.

>>74489566
Yeah gooby is running from the guy who cant even show up to his fights. LOL

>>74489499
>dropped by vannata

>>74489633
>dropped by a weight cut

>the UFC forces every fighter to compete at their natural weight
>Fronkie Edgoon becomes the #1 pound for pound fighter on earth as a result

not a bad timeline desu

>>74489650
>Not Haftor
Casual.

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>>74489650
I was honestly hoping frankie takes the fight

>>74489650
Rumble is better

>>74489696
>not dc
dc beats styp

Bisping or GSP who ya got?

>>74489715
DC is a fatfuck whose best days are behind him

>>74489740
After watching the press conference, The Count.

>>74489715
DC cuts some weight while Rumble doesn't.

>>74489740
Would be funny if GSP got rekt like BJ did

Is UFC 209 a weed card or a beer card?

>>74489742
ok jonnyboy, remember, dc did win fights at heavyweight

>>74489803
he cuts weight because he's a fatty out of camp

>>74489828
DUDE WEED LMAO

water you literal manchild

Thankfully I was a little bit more excited for Woodley vs Thompson 2, I had a feeling Khabib would pull out because he literally always does this in fights that matter

>>74489828
was a weed show before khabib ruined it

>>74489839
Yeah he leaned on Frank Mir and Josh Barnette and won decisions. So what?

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Who /based Muay Thai/ here?

Khabib the khoward.

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>>74489988
Удaли

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>>74489828
Please buy the PPV before you spend money on weed and beer.

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*Quacks in Russian*

>>74489983
must feel gud having a cousin in the ufc

>>74489685
Would be fun but I'd be scared for him man. He's my eternal boy and getting up there in age, so every time he gets hit I flinch. Watching the Jeremy Stephens fight was terrifying.

>>74489803
Rumble definitely cuts weight

>>74489828
Drink the sorrows away

>>74490026
Why is he so fucking pathetic?

You'll get your 6 digits goof, why do you feel the need to fucking beg?

>>74490046
Rumble doesn't cut at LHW, he cut crazy amounts at WW and now he's the spokesman against cutting

>>74490042
?

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>oh shit its tyron!
>lets go bisping RUN!

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How do I get BIGG

>>74490052
Shut up, commie. Your boy bitched out and now you wanna talk shit on a guy that never bitches out?

>>74490092
cute chicks haha

>people are PAYING for this PPV

>BisGOAT
>Connor
>Joanna

Why are all the best UFC champs English?

>>74490103
when is this >>74487979 picture from

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>>74490046
That Stephens fight was fire. I'd love him to fight cruz yet and go for the bw belt before its too late, he just cant beat aldo.

>>74490087
rumble does cut

>>74490125
Not everyone is poor like you. Why are you proud of being a loser?

>>74490125
No one in this thread pays for the PPV.

>>74490178
I do. It's called having a job. You should try it sometime

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>>74487679
(mfw 90% of these guys are not going to get that meme.)

>>74490141
You should had put the pasta with Resplendent Rodent etc instead

>>74490199

The UFC has nothing but british champs lad

The Queen's Own Steven Mioshire
Lord Daniel of Cormsburough
Sir Michael Bisbong
Earl Tyronious Woodington
His Excellence the Duke of Alvington, Eddie
Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty
His Lordship Dominick of the Cross
and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent

Needs updating sadly

>>74490215
unabashed autism

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>>74490215

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What is Dana hiding?

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>>74490193
>non-/heem/ memes

>>74490298
Lad... Let's just say Tony's fite is back on and it ain't against that Russian faggot pussy...

>>74490103
it literally says in the pic are you blind

Fresh Embedded:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZyvSY9gP5Q

>>74490321
>tfw overeem, gdr, and struve get heemd in that order

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tomorrow morning

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>>74488372
Rousimar Palhares
Luke Rockhold
Butterbean
Cody Garbrandt
Ken Shamrock


>>74488790
this

>he prefers knockouts over submissions

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anyone else never watch the fights but just post on here?

>>74490215
Sir Cody, of the Royal Order of Garbrandt

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>>74488372
wanderlei

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>>74490353
>when you borrow your friends title and sleep with it shirtless because you cant get your own

>>74490397
haven't watched the latest ones, probably won't watch this either. last ppv i bought was 205

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETPeLMwlw7w

Just heard that Wonderboy is walking out to this last night lmao

dana says he has a fight for Jacare

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Wonderboy took that right hand like a champ, all it did was turn him into popeye. Tyron is done this time.

>>74490477

Jacaroid vs Roidero 2

>>74490477
pls be mcgregor

>>74490480
>t-this time!!!

>>74490345
overeem will beat hunt

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take care of your underwears

>tfw I bought this shit before the drop out
>tfw I took 2 days off work to cope with the time difference
>tfw I wanted to become a khabib bandwagoner
>tfw when conor was right
>tfw realizing all these conor nutgobblers had a point without even knowing why
>tfw
tfw

fuck ever buying a ppv again. shitty streams and roy nelson beats hd and tayrohn-wondershit erry day

>>74490605
You don't think Hunt's going to be able to punch him in the face once over fifteen minutes?

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>>74490215
>The UFC has nothing but british champs
>Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty

I was waiting for that

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hey heem I hope you dont buy cringeworthy shit for manchildren like this

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>>74490605
>glass chin vs hunt episode

>>74490665

Your country has literally achieved nothing other than dying because you ran out of potatos

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>>74490687
I know, its terrible isn't it

>>74490640
remember when you casuals thought jds would ko him because''overeem has a glass chin thats an auto-loss''

as I was typing this this goof posted>>74490684 see how I know your common retard arguments lmao

If tactical overeem shows up, hunt is losing guaranteed. Overeem will mainly try to clinch and grapple

>>74488926
my gf

>>74487914
It's even more stupid because he is a devout muslim who fasts 15+ hours a day for a month every year so you would expect cutting will be easier for him.How much was he cutting allegedly?

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Woodley vs Thompson
Vannata vs Teymur
Evans vs Kelly
Hunt vs Overeem

Optional Bonus Fight:
Calvillo vs Cooper

>>74490730
hey de randamie why wont you fight cyborg?

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>>74490759

Why do you keep not adding my picks you fucking sperg

>Thompson
>Vannata
>Evans
>Hunt
>Cooper

>>74490730
>tactical overeem
few points less tactical after he got his head dribbled like a basketball.

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>>74490759

Thompson
Teymur
Evans
Overeem
Calvillo

>>74490759
Are you planning to goof people over bonus fight ?

>>74490759
Are you going to goof those who picked kabib?

(please dont)

>>74490759
>>74490927

>>74490908
>>74490927
nah for both

>>74490759
Please goof all those dorks that chose Khabib

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>>74490759
Woodley
Suga
Vannata
Reem

>>74490759
Woodley by blacksplosion
Teymur
Evans
Reem
Calvillo

>tfw we have wait another 6 months to see el cringe get BTFO by Mcgoobz

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>>74490759
Wonderboy
Teymur
Evans
Hunt

WMMA=KEK

>>74490759
gg ez

>woodley
>vannata
>kelly
>heem

this is the correct pick. also woodley will win by ko/tko in 2/3 round.

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>>74490759
Thompson
Groovy
Evans
Hunt

bonus: ABC

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>thompson
>kelly
>overeem

>>74488639
Bispings going to look like a fool when GSP jabs his orbital bone to powder and blinds him ( like that Koscheck fight)

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>they don't sharpen their elbows
kek

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>>74490759
Thompson
Vannata
Evans
Hunt

>>74491047
Chuckled.

Can I say that Khabib would maul Tony without being the living fuck memed out of me?

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>>74490759
Woodley via decision
Vannata via decision
Evans via decision
Overeem via decision
Cooper via decision

>>74491092

You watch Dwyer? My man, his videos are the shit

>housey out
>khabib out
>brick out
>holm out
>jones out

conor the absolute madman is the entirety of the ufc now. sadly

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>>74491074
not anymore friend. atleast not for a couple months.

>>74491104
yeah i love him, cool guy.

>>74491074
>>74491120
>couple months
This will follow Khabib around forever until the fight happens

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>>74490956
>>74491010
you need images

Look on the bright side; a sacrifice on the scale of Khabib's pull out means that the rest of the card is guaranteed to be supernaturally spicy

>>74491166

No it doesnt

>>74491092
>Implying Twood vs SWT will go to a decision

>>74491158
no. predbro will fix it

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>>74490759
Woodley
Vannata
Evans
Hunt
Calvillo

>>74491154
>until
???

UFC is done with him and his bullshit friendo. He's better off to some bellator.

>>74489566
>khabob gets another title shot
never ever
after pulling out for the 50th time, they'll just give him literal whos in the undercard

>>74491199
be serious

>>74491209
nah, hes gonna have to win at least 3 in a row without pulling out to get a shot then everything will be square

is it the angle his elbows hit?

>>74491226
It's his second time missing weight.
He had a legit complain about UFC not wanting to give him titleshot. Now you think what's gonna happen? Dana just gives him his shot? After this shit?

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>>74490759

Woodley
Vannata
Evans
Overeem

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>>74490759
>Woodley
>Teymur
>Evans
>Hunt
>Cooper

>>74491294

Well he technically never missed weight since he never weighed in

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so for those that watched bellator last night, is Julia Budd a 145 contender? she seemed pretty dominant. I think she'd be a good match for Germaine or Megan

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"I want him DEAD"

When will the ufc come to their senses and swap to a ring instead of the octagon

>>74491294
he will fight a couple more times and if he wins he will get the title shot. not like they are gonna cut him, he still an asset

>>74491329
Nope, still doesn't mean shit for businessman like Dana.

>>74491294
On a realistic note, I can easily see the fight with Tony being remade. Who else is there at Lightweight for Tony to fight? Alvarez? Meh.

Khabib is the fight. Not only that, but even despite this he's a big draw in the division. He's got support dude. They aren't just gonna tell him to piss off. As bad as this is, there's no one else for these two guys to fight. It's each other or bust. Maybe it's not for a belt anymore but that's as far as I see it going

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>"He's fought once in eight years," McGregor said. "He ain't fight too frequent for my liking. For me to commit to something like that, I need to see solid proof that people are gonna show up and he's a consistent pull-out merchant. He had a good performance tonight. Fair play to him.

>"I need to see active. I need to see activity. I need to see consistency. I need to see me. If you want me to come and change your life, if you want me to come pick you, you better have some damn reasons for me to do that."

>>74491378
Hey, btw, what even makes you think he's capable of making that cut?

That right there was the biggest fight of his career and he couldn't squeeze it.

>>74491360

master, excuse my speaking out of line, but are you sure?

>>74491423
Conor bless

>>74491412
>Who else is there at Lightweight for Tony to fight?
McGregor. Khabib literally just handed him the title shot.

>>74491431
Maybe the fact he's only missed weight once before
I think he goes about cutting all wrong, tries to do too much at the end

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>>74490759
Thompson
Vannata
Evans
Hunt
Cooper

Bisbing v GSP is a sham, why don't they make an interim belt to free up some of the backlog at MW? They have a killer line up of fighters who are all stuck because of these theatrics

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there still havent been any updates on khabibs health

>>74487679
Shut up

>>74491412
*dude who Tony already beat* vs Ferguson 2

Still better than have your event sabotaged.

>>74491474

They should make a money belt

And all big money fights are for the money belt

>>74491482
See>>74491360

>>74491474
Bisping says after he beats GSP he's gonna fight Romero in 6 weeks. Which is just a lie.

>>74491491
>dude who Tony already beat* vs Ferguson 2
More like dude who almost slept the number 1 contender on two week notice and now has a full training camp.

>>74491431
He isn't a huge LW that shouldn't be able to make weight. He clearly lets his weight go in the off season, better weight management + Dolce could solve it. Alternatively he can move up to WW which isn't ideal. Anyway I don't see UFC letting him go, would be really stupid to let a 24-0 top contender go somewhere else. UFC doesn't really have a history of doing that either.

>>74491471
Cutting ability deminishes with age ain't it?

Considering he juuuust nailed it through his career it very well may be that his body is just not able to do 155 anymore.

>>74491470
That's if Conor even comes back. If he's fighting Mayweather shit ain't happening. The Interim belt only existed because no one knows what the hell Conor is doing

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>>74491505
this aint the time for memes. my boy could be seriously ill. what if something is permanently wrong and theyre not sure how to break the news

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>>74491482

>>74491523
Bisbing will fight 1x a year max

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>>74491540
meme'd