/bundes/: 23. Spieltag

/estraklasa/

hey lads

Watching indoor athletics EM

>>74469276
Keep on pushing

>>74469335
>>74469510
Hey

>>74469525
Hi. Wanted to watch it to because muh poles, but i have phonetic classes right now

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We will bounce back. We didnt even want to play in the Pokal. Gotta focus our attention in staying up

Dortmund aren't out yet

Raymond Kopa is dead.

Is this /cric/?

Großkreutz got chucked out by Stuttgart

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>großkotz

Is it wrong if RB Leipzig is the only reason I still watch this poop league?

>>74469907
yes

>>74469926
name a different reason because I'm really struggling there. watching schalke memeing up was funny for such a long time but even that got stale now.

>>74469907
Not at all

>>74469935

exciting Abstiegskampf

goooooood morning

l-lewd

>>74469736
F

Yes, good morning.

is Kevin GroBkreutz the most J U S T player ever?

>win Bundesliga
>win double
>get into the CL final and almost win
>win the fucking World Cup
...
>throw a Döner Kebab in someone's face
>pee in a hotel lobby
>constantly post really dumb Ruhrpott-Asi shit on instragam
>lose your starting position at your childhood club
>get exposed by Klopp who implies that Großkreutz halfasses his fitness and training
>get transfered to Galatasaray
>can't play because he went to an unprofesisonal club that didn't do it's job in time
>come back to Germany half a year later because you are a home-sick 27 year old
>get relegated as a rotation player at Stuttgart
>get drunk with teenagers
>go to a fucking puff with teenagers
>get knocked the fucked out and almost killed
>get fired because you brought minors to a fucking brothel

>>74470333
Also,
>be fucking ugly
>lack intelligence to get any good position once his career is over (which might be right now)

morning

>>74470333
In the spring of 2010, Nicklas Bendtner scored a hat trick against Porto and a goal at Camp Nou in the Champions League.

Today, at 29 years of age, he's fourth choice at Nottingham Forest.

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Media at Stuttgart's training.

>>74470360
Good morning

>>74470423
fuck, he's only 29? lel

Watching the skiing on Norwegian tv now.

>>74470438
Yes.
He still has time for a few good seasons for FCK if they even want him.

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Hello everyone. Happy Friday.

>>74469276
give me some betting Tipps my fellow piefkes

>>74470549
Augsburg 1 - 3 RBL

>>74470549
0-2

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>>74470549
stop betting

I hope the skiing is over soon so I can take a shower before Columbo begins.
I can't understand what the Norwegian commentstors are saying

>>74470615
why isnt skiing popular in denmark

do you not have snow?

I figured it out and took a shower so now I can watch the rest and then Columbo.

>>74470681
We have very little snow, so indoor sports like handball and badminton are more popular in winter.

It's still cold and wet, so football isn't optimal during that time.

>>74470681
Is Denmark not flat af?

>>74470569

>>74470752
Yes. I don't know if you need hills for langrend?

Großkreutz to join Zorniger up north? I could see him in the yellow and blue uniform of Brondbyernes Idrætsforening for a season or two.

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>>74471106
Nobody cares about GROSSkreuz or BRONYdby 2bh

Lotte - Dortmund will take place in Osnabrück.

>>74471222
>lotte

>>74471247
Yes what a ridiculous name for a soccer franchise

>>74471106
>yellow and blue
At first I was afraid you would say Braunschweig.

In fact, I'd love to see him over here, this would be awesome.

>>74471222
>Lotte
>Osnabrück

>>74471207
Nobody cares about this dumb as fuck titcow. Better post some Nadine

>>74470549
Stybar tomorrow in Strade Bianche, if anyone still dares bet against Sagan.

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>>74471293
so Nadine isn't a "dumb as fuck titcow?

Any article that says what exactly happened to Großkreutz ?

>>74471331
She has a university degree in pharmacy.

>inb4 pharmacy keks
I know it not the hardest thing but still in the upper half.

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>>74471359
http://sportbild.bild.de/fussball/2-liga/2-liga/pikante-details-zum-grosskreutz-aus-beim-vfb-stuttgart-50686056.sport.html

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>There are people out there who google the biography of their favourite tiddy bress model

>DDR degree
wow it's nothing

>>74470333
Götze is the most JUST player unless you don't consider him a player anymore.

>>74470423
he still did not get beaten up by teenagers after a brothel visit on a monday night while his fiance and his 3 month old daughter sat at home

>>74471263
it's the name of the village - not every country has good sounding town names like Lyngby

>>74471507
>eine Fehlfunktion der Hormondrüsen, die ihr Produkt nach innen, direkt ins Blut abgeben und im Gegensatz zu anderen Drüsen (z.B. Speciheldrüsen) keinen Ausführungsgang haben.

Thank you, Dr. Kicker!

>>74471567
It's just a bit strange giving a village a woman's name, or a man's for that matter.
Imagine a village called Kirsten?!? That would be no different from Lotte, except that I guess people have got used to that.
Lyngby is fairly standard stuff, named after the nature in and around it, and it sounds even better with its proper name, Kongens Lyngby.

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>>74471641
we have some truly fucked up village and town names

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hello i am here now

>we

>>74471373
>pharmacy is not the hardest thing
you don't know shit

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>großkotz

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Amalie Dideriksen just sitting there next to Sagan like no big deal haha

>>74471373
it's pretty decent desu

no hate on my pharma bros

>>74471958
ahaahaahaah

>>74472075
ahaahaahaah

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>>74472075

>>74470333
kek

>>74472075

>>74472093
>>74472095

Can't you contain yourselves to this thread?
Stop shitting up the catalog.

*shits on you*

>>74472372
huh? what happened?

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>großkreutz

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Come on RED BULL

Fight and win!!

there's shit in my pants ;)

>>74472975
Anyone knows what happened to the original dude? Did he finally man up and end his suffering?

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>>74473064
Could be sodoku time for me soon too :--------------------DDD

>Hating on based GK

He's a true bro, not a slimeshitter like all those metrosexual fags

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>Buyern drawed against fucking >Schalke. At home.

Gets me every time.

>drawed

and Dortmund lost against Darmstadt

>boicum

>bochum

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>augsburg un leip-zeig

What's up? -_-

>Dong

2 Hauptstadtclubs incoming.

Too many snooker tournaments have very ugly immediate surroundings around the table.
Dirty old rugs and mismatched ad boards, you almost expect some wires and a few empty bottles in the corner.

Make the floor all black and remove any unnecessary objects.

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>grobkrotz

hi lads, /ck/fag here so apologies for the shitty question.

are RB leipzig gonna win?

i might bet on em

>>74474593
Augsburg doing good. If you get good odds it might be worth betting on them.

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>>74474593
>ck/fag
but everyone is essentially a /sp/artan
why do you spend so much time on /ck/?

>I go there cause I'm a disgusting Merriburger and touch myself to the pictures
>also Home Brew

Weeeeeeew

BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS BLOOTERLIDIS

CONSUMERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW

DAYUM

>>74474775
wew indeed

STAFY
T
A
F
Y

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>leipzig

>>74474782
this

THAT'S IT IM SWITCHING TO RELENTLESS NOW!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Pretty sure the co-commentator on Danish Eurosport for the game is one of Michael Laudrup's sons.
He sounds a lot like a young Mister.

AUF GEHT'S RB!!!!

>>74470333
>>go to a fucking puff with teenagers
source for this?

EEEEEEEERRRRRR BBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEE

WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER

ZISCH! KLACK! BUMM! RED BULL DOSEN IM HAUS!

FUCK YES I JUST ORDERED A 24 CAN CRATE OF RED BULL FROM AMAZON BECAUSE OF THIS NICE GOAL

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leipzig will win

*clap clap*
auf gehts
*clap clap*
Red Bull™

>>74473341
looks like Dennis Grote

>>74474934
KÄMPFT UND GEWINNT!

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You guys think he did okay with this girl?

*claps*
*claps*
[pauses]
*claps**claps**claps*

hehe

>americlaps

cant wait for another energy drink

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>>74475126
is there alot of variety in your caffeinated energy supplements in Yurop?

>>74475023
She looks pretty. But character wise, I'm always a bit suspicious when it comes to WAGS.

"Energy" drinks should be banned, as should gambling.

As the things are now I wouldn't be suprised if Großkreutz would out himself as an alcoholic during the next weeks.

>prudemark

Maybe I become a HAB soon. What does it say about me?

Will Leipzig win ?

HAB?

HAuBtschüler?

Husbando and bf

Husband and boyfriend are two different things.

Hure als Beruf

/ekstraklasa/ brief:
Korona Kielce - Gornik Leczna 2:1 FT
Too bad that Smuda is still failing to win anything. Gornik played well but Piesio and Spiaczka's stupidity fucked up Based Smuda plans. Also Kielb is a cold blooded executioner, 2 nice goals (1 from pk.)

Zaglebie Lubin - Legia Warszawa 0:1 HF
Legia's playing like shit but Zaglebie goalie was too slow, and legia can score only when the goal is empty. Hope they will lose this match or draw atleast.

Tommorrow we will have a big game and I hope you will enjoy it/bundes/: Lech Poznan vs Lechia Danzig

wife and gf are too. It's just the male counterpart.

>>74475299
wooow

>>74475414
I'm at work tommorrow, but thanks for the info.

>>74475414
what happened to lodz? relegation?

YEEEEEEESSSSSSS

COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER COMPPER

>>74475452
Widzew and ŁKS were out of money so they were relegated and are already playing in 4th league. We all miss them.

UPDATE
Zaglebie Lubin - Legia Warszawa 1:1!!! Beautiful header from Wozniak! Zaglebie corner kicks are really dangerous and well made.

HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER HINTEREGGER

fug

HINTEREGGER GOING FULL ON LIBERO

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very nice

>Hinteregger
KEK
First time i'm watching RB, are they always such weak cunts?

Wait, when did Leitner move to Augsburg?

>>74475648
this winter

Werner-Schwalbe™ 90' for a Red Bull win. Mark my words.

>>74475648
I was just going to ask the same.

>>74475660
the butthurt would be delicious

I now remember that Leitner used to play for Lazio.

>Werner

>Timo Werner is an ice cold finisher they say.

Joseph Poulsen can't come back soon enough for the RB.

>>74475724
Poulsen is good but alongside Forsberg, Keita and Werner he's the least talented.

Yes. Zohore is the superior big black Danish forward.

>>74475735
He probably fills a very specific role in HaHüs supreme autismo tictacs

is Werner the most disgusting diver in football right now?

>>74475766
He could dive even more often if he didn't fall for the offside trap all teh time

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who /consumer/ here

>>74475766
why would he stop? There are no negative consequences whatsoever for him, maybe a yellow but who cares

>>74475766
No idea. There are so many out there that I lost track. Werner, Robben, Young and C. Ron might be the most (in)famous right now, but they're just the tip of the iceberg.

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who will Leipzig sign this summer?

>>74475749
He surely did come around given that he's only 23

refball

Looking firward to the threads tomorrow.
Bayern and Dortmund playing simultaneously always makes for good /bundes/ times

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>>74475851
*sure


and I dropped my pic

UPDATE!
Zaglebie Lubin - Legia Warszawa 1:2
Have no idea who scored and how because I've been watching /bundes/ and La Liga.

looking firward to reading your posts 2mrw

>>74475847
Ginter and some GK

>>74475871
For at least a year now most of these threads have been the worst.

please stop using 2mrw

I will 2mrw

>>74475895
Leno if leverkusen don't make CL?

>>74475847
They'll raid Salzburg again. Probably Laimer or some defender.

Sickening matches tomorrow

Köln - Bayern
Dortmund - Leverkusen

and then later Gladbach - Shalke

I think I need to vomit!!!!

almost

>>74475912
Being linked with Mvogo too, and his agent is basically saying he won't stick around at YB much longer.

>>74475847
Großkreutz, I heard he's up for grabs.

>>74475936
He did not impress me when they faced Everon a few years back.
>>74475943
lel

>>74475912
He would definitely improve Leipzigs squad and is the kind of player they like to buy, but I doubt that Leverkusen is going to sell to Leipzig.

Hi
First time poster
Recent lurker

>blooting that
Tomorrow week?

Leiåzig should buy Rönnow if they want a good young keeper.
Or Hradecky and then let Frankfurt buy Rönnow.

fckinnggg cucksburg defending cunts

>>74475988
Hello Didi

>>74475951
He's improved quite a bit in the last few years. He's still only 22, which is young for any player, let alone a goalkeeper. As awful as YB were in their qualifiers against Gladbach, it would have been 10+-0 over the two legs if it weren't for Mvogo.

>>74475958
*and he is

>consumers

>>74475871
It'll be hard for me to get through with /ekstraklasa/

>that whistle
Come on

>>74476023
I will be watching cycling while following the discussion in /bundes/

>"they're doing Bayern a big favour"
>people still pretend that the league hasn't already been decided before it even got started.

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>>74475997
intradasting. Do you think he is at champions league level right now?
>>74476023
u can do it. just believe in urself and u can do anything!!!

>>74475972
>Tomorrow week?
huh?

MIA SAN MIA 2bh

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>>74476063
mia san GOATs

>>74476063
>>74476075
fuck off you boring cunts

>>74476059
Some phrase the bt sport announcer used for next Saturday
First time ive ever heard it
Bye guys
Bundes threads are soo comfy

>>74476077
t. mad shareholder

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>>74476063
Uh, it's "Wir sind wir" you retarded Bavarian fuck.

I have my shares ready to be sold when we lose to Neverkusen tomorrow

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>leipzig

>we

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>not signing Zoet

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>>74475916
Meh, he is no Knut Kircher

>>74476083
Not even close. Buyern hate is nationwide. And get with the times grandpa, le ebin "customers vs. shareholders xDDdD" is sooooooo oo o 2012.

>>74476116
t. triggered shareholder

reminder that the stock markets are close tomorrow

>go play footy with the lads in some soccerhalle
>some guys playing on the pitch next to us
>hear "TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" every couple of minutes
lamo

>>74476124
lrn 2 read. I despise Dortmund almost as much as I despise Bayern.

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>>74476124
>>74476116
>>74476091
When will Dortmund offer some ADS's ? Want to get my hands on some shares 2bh

>>74476137
Shareholder pretending to be a consumer detected

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>>74476126
t-tsu?

>you are the shareholder!
>no you are!

>you are the customer!
>no you are!

ugh...and it's not even matchday

t. sharestomer

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>>74476150
DSUUUUU :----------DDD

consumers pls go

>>74476143
Yeah whatever.... If it helps you to feel better about yourself I will pretend to be a shareholder from now on.

How mad will the miners be when the lose to the horses tomorrow?

>consumer pretending to be a costumer pretending to be a shareholder to deflect attention from his company team

>be shareholder

>sink with the ship like a business tycoon in 1928 America

>be customer

>comfortably get your refund when you dont get satisfactory service and stay when the service is good

It looks to me that shareholders are the true cucks 2bh

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Who GOAT here?

ich versteh nur bahnhof

Costumiers will be mad as fuck when they lose the the consumers tomorrow

>>74476078
goodbye

wait i thought shareholders are playing the consumers?

>>74476218
shareholders will play the pharmacists

>>74476078
bye

>>74476198
tchoooo! tchoo!
brm brm brm brm brm brm brm brm

>>74476195
>be consumer

>don't even pay like a customer, just consume

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>>74476197
That is bullying. Bundes is bully free zone

i wish it was

>>74476253
Who is this ugly bitch?

yer mom

>>74476277
shut the fuck up

>>74476204
we're going to play against the customers. And for most teams, effzeh included, matches against bayern are expected to lose.

Shareholders 1 - 3 Pharmacists
Small Costumiers 1 - 1 Factory Workers
Big Costumiers 0 - 5 Customers
Shippers 2 - 0 Canal Workers
Programmers 2 - 1 Car salesmen
Horses 3 - 0 Miners

2bh

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>>74476277
pls delet.
thanks.

hehe

with every beer my english gets worse
ugh

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>>74476277
RUDE

Eagles 2 - 0 Freemasons
Transporters 2 - 2 Old Ladies

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>>74476285
>>74476330
Make me you stupid cunt

I NEED TO BUY SHARES NOW

WE WILL WIN AND I WILL MAKE PROFIT

WHY DIDNT I BUY SOONER AAARGGGGHHHHHH

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>>74476264
shut up you fat cunt.

u talkin to me??

>tfw too dumb to shitpost

>>74476432
I don't see anyone else here

isnt that wrong tho

I think that... that Cancers make the best lovers.

>>74476491
*gazes longingly in your direction *

>tfw no autosage anymore
what went wrong?

>>74476562
Idk. Maybe /sp/ got some new mods/jannys?

>>74476562
well let's just say I had a 'friendly' word with hiroshi.
the problem is solved now.

>>74476631
Is he sleeping with the fishes now? :_:

>>74476491
>astrojewly

Mcfuckingkys

>>74476631
Did you sell your shares to Hiro? Is he monetarily invested in /bundes/ now?

>>74476660
He got a water bed? Awesome!

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>>74476676

JBL's two goals vs Schalke U19 @ 10:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fzWuJUMDi8
I feel bad for him, with Mor and Pulisic at the club he will never get a chance.

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>>74477420
Hmmm

>>74477493
They have a nice game of "goal or no-goal" @ 14:00
I got 1 out of 3 right.

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>>74477549
I went 0-3
That first one looked like it was definitely going in

>>74477637
>danish free kicks

>he kicks it for FREE

Lmao at plebs who don't understand Watzkes plan
>tell doctor to diagnose some hormone problem with one of the best known german players
>give him a treatment without anyone suspecting stuff
Now he has two possibilities.
>pump steroids into Götze
>get the literal german messi
OR
>give him the other kind of hormones
>get first transgender professional player in a major club/country
>also get a special kind of cheerleader and probably Lahm to finally join the twink club Dirtmund

Buyern is finished tßh

i think the tranny idea is good

>>74469276
give me some good bet advice for tomorrow freunde
Leipzig Dosenverein cucked it up

>>74478123
What's the line on the Bremen v Darmstadt match?

>>74478016
You might be onto something.

>>74478142

Werder Bremen 1.67
X 3.80
SV Darmstadt 5.25
I dont trust Bremen tho

i wouldnt either

safest bets are literally hoppenheim and dirtmund

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>>74478180
The odds for the draw is somewhat tempting but Darmstadt are JUST tier. If betting were legal here I'd probably throw 10 bones on the draw. I

Like >>74478218 said Dortmund would be a nice play provided that the odds aren't shit tier. Vizekusen miss calhanoglu.

also I most definitely would not take advice on betting from 4chan users.

Good luck and report back on your bets so I can follow along.

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Good night, sleep tight,
Wake up bright
In the morning light
To do what's right
With all your might.

Goood night!!!

Yes, gooooooood morning.

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>>74481116
HI HI HI!

i fear for darmstadt

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

>>74481574
Is this a new meme? I see this picture probably for the fifth time. Can somebody explain?

>>74482741
it's dumbers and emily enjoying a day out at the sole therme in salzhemmendorf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5NW6FES3cQ

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Hello my fellow Dortmund fans!

>>74477420
Thank you.
Well he gets a good education and then hopefully moves on this summer. There are other good places in the world to be a footballer.

>>74482439
merning

i marathoned true detectives season 1 last night. went to bed at 5:30am

no one cares

>>74483578
Is it good? McConaughey looks like a qt in it so I might consider watching it.

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Strade Bianche later
Forecast: rain <3

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Is this the year The Dinosaur finally goes extinct?

>>74483860
yes

>>74483885
This would be hot if it was girls.

>>74483960
Hopefully

>>74483960
no

>>74484004
The women are riding it too, but will probably be harder to find on television.

i've something in my pants that you can ride ;)

>>74484444
checked

>>74484444
Great! Denmark got QUADS. Now she'll be walking around with wet panties all day long.

>>74469276
Hello bundes

Which match do i watch this morning: Dortmund or Bayern?

>>74484524
>Dortmund

Only acceptable answer

>>74484524
Dortmund

>>74484524
manchester united - bournemouth

>>74484524
manchester united - bournemouth
then
strada bianca
then
mönchengladbach - schalke and liverpool - arsenal
then
alcohol

>Dortmund - Neverkusen
>Mainz - Wolfsburg
>Köln - Buyern

lovely match ups

I don't like seeing all these athletics athletes with tattoos all over.

>>74484809
>tfw no Cancellara at Strade Bianche
I'd move the alcohol up a bit

>>74484809
Watching alcohol will be interesting.

>>74482826
>tfw DTH were good one day

>obesemark jelly
lmao

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Hehehe

Hi everybody

>>74484524
bayern

>>74484998
hi

hello

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i dont quite get this image without being a fucktard. is pussy for dinner or what?

>>74485120
*unzips cock*

>>74485120
Spagat --> Spaghetti

>>74485120
eat out?

dunno mang

A Street Cat Named Bob.2016.720p.mkv

>>74485120
>the kitchen smells like tuna. again...

>>74485120
I want to fuck a slavic whore

Goodmorning guys, looking forward to this matchday

>>74485150
obviously this

>>74485281
Hi Banama :--D which game are you wanting most to see?

>>74484809
>mönchengladbach - schalke and liverpool - arsenal
guess I'll watch some footy today, for the memes sake.

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>>74484809
>read post
>check flag
>not denmark

>achtzehnschlechtzig

>>74485313
I'm a Dortmund bandwaggoner (according to /bundes/) so I guess that.

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What exercises do I do to improve posture?

not sitting like a mongrel infront of ur pc for example

>>74485521
cock pushups

>>74485532
Jokes on you I have a mac

>>74485521
crunches, hyperextensions, bent over rows, bench press
basic push/pull with core excersises front and back