Press F to pay your respects.

>>74470569
Hahahahaha richtiger Kevin :DDD

Looks like he got culturally enriched.

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>>74470575

>win Bundesliga
>win double
>get into the CL final and almost win
>win the fucking World Cup
...
>throw a Döner Kebab in someone's face
>pee in a hotel lobby
>constantly post really dumb Ruhrpott-Asi shit on instagram
>lose your starting position at your childhood club
>get exposed by Klopp who implies that Großkreutz halfasses his fitness and training
>get transferred to Galatasaray
>can't play because he went to an unprofessional club that didn't do it's job in time
>come back to Germany half a year later because you are a home-sick 27 year old
>get relegated as a rotation player at Stuttgart
>get drunk with teenagers
>go to a fucking puff with teenagers
>get knocked the fucked out and almost killed
>get fired because you brought minors to a fucking brothel while your own GF sits at home with your newborn baby.

JUST
U
S
T

>>74470581
I don't speak Zyklon B. Can you translate, please?

>>74470589
Press conference starts in 10 minutes. There are rumors, that this bastard went to visit some hookers with 15 and 16 year olds.

JUST
U
S
T

I'll keep you posted, eternal burger.

Didn't he get a baby girl a few weeks ago?

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>>74470599
Yes.

>>74470597
Danke, Hans.

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>>74470597

>>74470597
How does a 27-year old pro footballer get in a position where his mates are a bunch of teenagers?

Any of them related to him and he's just hanging around with his cousin?

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He really was an underrated player

>>74470586
Is he dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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I'm looking forward to all the pure moralfag aspies with little social experience coming into this thread to condemn him.

He just cried on the press conference and said he will quit professional football for now.

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>>74470695
He's really fucking stupid though. I wonder if he actually grasps the consequences of what he does.

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Punished Großkreutz

>>74470706
>lot of money
>career going to shit
>career really going to shit
I wouldnt bet against myself doing the same if I were in his shoes. Not fucking kids, but pretty much everything else.

>>74470586
People just don't understand his genius.

>>74470664
They're supposedly members of Stuttgart's youth team.

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MADMAN

https://twitter.com/SkySportDE/status/837649796810801153

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>>74470586
Say that to my face mate

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>>74470804
Not behind my back

>>74470764
Not the same kids that punched his lights out right?

>>74470777
thanks

>his German skills
lel

>>74470586
>ywn be a teenager that gets takes to a local brothel by a world champion
Why live?

>become father for the first time in December
>have a fiancee
>go fuck prostitutes and get involved in a brawl between teenagers on a Monday night

and he's 28-year old, not some dumb teenager himself

>>74470863
He truly is our guy

>>74470863
Based

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>>74470863
His GF looks very sweet, I hope she's alright.

>his name is actually kevin
fits so well

>>74470893
she may have dodged a bullet there 2bh

they were supposed to marry later this year, but now she can leave him, while still securing child support for their 3 months old daughter

a guy who fucks prostitutes while having a 3 months year old baby at home, is probably not a good husband to have
and now that his career appears to be over, he will also not bring home big money anymore, so no reason for her to stay with him really

unless it's echte liebe....

>>74470816
Nope, some "new Germans"

>>74470915
>echte Liebe
Ach Dominik.

>>74470916
>Oberstufenparty
>new Germans

nah, those are usually full of ethnic German teenagers

non-whites usually don't make it to the Oberstufe

>>74470893
Oh, he married a mudskin? Hope he goes to prison and dies then.

>>74470931
had two Vietnamese girls (one of whom really liked German guys) and a Korean guy in my Oberstufenjahrgang and they were smart af

>>74470937
>what are instagram filters

>>74470931
He was punched in a red-light district of Stuttgart, hours after the party ended. The party itself was in an entirely different district of Stuttgart.

>>74470937
fucking prostitutes is completely legal over here in the land of the free

and according to the police, großkreutz was attacked

i mean, he shouldn't have get involved in a brawl between teenagers in the first place, but according to the police he was a victim, so no reason for him to go to prison...

>>74470950
>East Asians

Nice try, but everybody knows who is meant when talking about "non-whites"

>>74470931
>non-whites usually don't make it to the Oberstufe
>he never visited NRW where everyone gets Abitur to get parked at an university to not fuck up unemployment statistics

>>74470937
Burger, her name is "Lisa" and she used to be a blonde.

>throw döner
>beat up kanaken
>pee in hotel lobby
>OH HELL YEAH

>>74470937

>everyone with brown eyes and hair is an Arab in an ameriburgers eyes

persecution complex much?

>>74471112
t. Sören Sufisi

>>74470893
>Have millions in bank and be an athelte
>THIS is what you and up fucking

I hate women, they have it so easy. Look at this bitch, 7/10 at best.

>>74471308
t. Ronny Kowalski

>>74471379
you have to count in that this guy even on his best days is a borderline retard - that kind of lowers the bar

>>74471383
t. Mesut Hoffman

>>74470586
Truly an underrated man

>>74471415
We are a people of poets and philosophers after all, I bet an Italian can understand his sophisticated ways.

>>74471409
t. Otgonbayar Khulan

>>74470586
this is just beautiful

>>74471308
i would hope that the eternal east german would just fuck off and go back to his kacheltisch

He's a big cross

Is there a single successful and well adjusted Kevin?

>>74471429
Cheeky

>>74471481
kevin spacey, kevin costner, kevin james etc.

but maybe kevin isn't seen as a pleb name in america

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he should celebrate this achivement with another tattoo

>>74471379
7s are the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality m8, GOAT girlfriends
nice bitterness by the way

>>74471510

wew

>>74471516
Right, I corrected myself after coming back. It's 6 at best, probably 5.
>>74471393
Doesn't matter, millions in the bank and atheltic body.

>>74471510
>Meisterschale is 2011/12
>Pokal is 2012
what did he mean by this?

>>74471481
Kevin Gameiro

>>74472059
dortmund won the league 2011&2012

Just signed this fucker on PES, he's quite tall lol

>>74472128
he meant that that specific Pokal tournament started in 2011 as well but he only tattooed 2012 for that one

>>74472147
2011/2012 for the league doesn't mean "season 2011/2012" but the years 2011 and 2012, he won the cup only in 2012.

>>74472147
are you retarded?

>>74472147
Fuck off Kurde.

>>74470893
feel bad for her desu

>>74470586
>Ruhrpott-Asi

can I get a quick rundown on what this is

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>>74472202
Degenerate underclass people from the Ruhrpott, which was a heavily industrialized region of Germany and thus produced a special breed of retarded city hicks.

Schalke and Dortmund supporters basically.

>>74472202
"Asi" is basically our term for what the Brits call "chav" or what the Slavics call "bydlo" or what you Americans call "white trash"

It comes from "asozial" (anti-social), it describes low-life people, mostly of the working class

Ruhrpott is a region in Germany, the shittiest one in Western Germany. It includes post-industrial shithole cities like Dortmund, Gelsenkirchen (the city of >schalke) etc.
Ruhrpott is known for its large collection of Asis/chavs/bydlos/white trash

The entire region is basically like Manchester or Northern England or what you Americans call "the rust belt" I guess

>>74472202

basic gestalt on ruhrpott-assis:

>rumored to live in the ruhrgebiet (bochum, stuttgart, duisburg, dortmund etc.)
>in contact with mudskins
>own debts & legal charges globally
>possess 90% of all """german""" rap
>starts fights in pubs (Kneipen) with an iron but fair fist
>they learned broken german in under 3 decades
>drug pushers entrust their contrabands with the ruhrpott assis
>said to have an iq of 85+
>east germans bow to them
>the first german trailer-park families will be created out of ruhrpott DNA

>>74472202
similar to new kids

>>74472263
>ruhrgebiet (bochum, stuttgart, duisburg, dortmund etc.)
>Stuttgart
>Ruhrgebiet

lol, how retarded are you?

Stuttgart is geographically and economically the very opposite of the Ruhrpott

>>74472244
It actually has nothing to do with the working class and is mostly used to describe people not working aka welfare leeches. Stop shitting on working class people you fucking leftist retard.

>>74472263
>stuttgart
We just kicked our very own Ruhrpott-Assi specimen out, pay attention.

>>74472263
>ruhrgebiet (bochum, stuttgart, duisburg, dortmund etc.)
>stuttgart

u fucking wot m8

>>74472263
>stuttgart
>ruhrgebiet

are you a syrian who arrived here last year or just incredibly stupid?

>>74472282
lel, butthurt working class scum detected

I said "mostly of the working class", which is undeniably true.

Proud FDP voter here btw

>>74472312
So I was right, interesting.

>>74472312
>not LRK/ALFA

Wew Lad

>>74472278
>>74472287
>>74472288
>>74472298

>stuttgart isn't ruhrgebiet anymore

JUST

KGK19 will bounce back, get himself a new club and be right again. Just a bump in the road for one of the modern day greats.

#KGK19Legend

>>74472282
>It actually has nothing to do with the working class
Do you actually live in NRW? The biggest Asis I know are all working people. If you're on HartzIV, you can't afford to go to football games anyway.

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>>74472312
not the one you responded to but i got triggered by
>Proud FDP voter here

I want Hoteliers to leave

>>74472335
>If you're on HartzIV, you can't afford to go to football games anyway.

how does >schalke sell out their games every second weekend then?

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>>74472333
i don't think so

> "Ich werde jetzt erst mal ruhiger machen, möchte mit dem Profifußball erst mal nichts mehr zu tun haben",
>"I'm going to be calmer now, I do not want to have anything to do with the professional football,

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>>74470931
Are you sure?

>>74472340
t. Sören-Justin Vogel

is this /bundes/

>>74472347
what is he supposed to say? He is not allowed to play professional football for the next few months

löw should take him to the confed-cup just for the keks

>>74472345
Because people work.

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>>74472358

>high school
>either no sandwomen or if you found one, she had an army of brothers and cousin behind her
>skip a decade
>almost 30
>see them everywhere now

thanks for nothing, life.

>Dem VfB wünscht er den Aufstieg. "Hoffentlich werde ich dann eingeladen und kann mit den Jungs feiern."
>He hopes VfB gets promoted. "Hopefully I will be invited and can celebrate with the guys."

>>74470569
He's pretty gross desu :^).

can somebody shop a picture of KGK with the JUST hair?

>>74472438
no

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The gazza of this generation

#LAD

Kevin Großkreutz ist ein Ehrenmann. Wer was anderes sagt, darf im Café antanzen, hure.

>>74472438
KGK19 doesn't deserve that 2bh

What the FUCK is his problem?

>>74471481
Prince-Boateng.... Oh wait.. hmmm lol

>>74474913
KEK.

>>74473558
Arafat, du auch hier Habibi?

Sooo, Mister Kevin Großkreutz partied with [VfB]-U17-players (year of birth 2000/2001) in Stuttgart's night club "Perkin's Park" - Abi-Party 1 Under 18-year-olds... He treat them to the club lounge and bottles, he bought them eeeverything. Right after, they went to Burger King, where he bought them eeeverything as well. Then, a few of the U17-players went home. Following, the "kaputten Kanacken" 2 of the VfB went to a brothel. He bought aaall of them everything again, he also treat himself to a girl. He didn't cum after 20 minutes, got angry at the girl and refused to pay her but eventually he still did. When he left the brothel, a few guys of our age recognized him and said to him: "You've got training tomorrow, don't you?" KG responded with: "Bla bla, screw training, that's none of your business!" And that went on and on [as in: he continued to smack-talk them] Unfortunately for Großkreutz, he took on the wrong guys and they really gave him hell [punching him]. Not like in the papers, one punch, two punches, no, noo, he got properly fucked. Then a VfB youth player found him and raised Großkreutz' head, blood all over him. He then was hospitalized and a few of the young players, U18-year-olds, were driven to the football academy housing by the police. That's the detailed report.

>>74470804
>teens who beats a footballer over 190cm
how scary germany is

>numales shitting on ruhrpott

really makes one ponder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtd9Bg9S85U

>>74472358
right would absolutely get it

don't judge me