/f1/ - Formula One General - Testing Day 2

>>74428688

1st for ricci

>Mercedes are sandbagging this testing btw

>>74428692

Kimi at Ferrari

>>74428692

Senna at Williams

>>74428699
gave him a WDC winning car in 2007 and told Massa to not attack him in Brazil
hired him in for 2014 and paid him millions for years despite having an abyssmal 2014 and bad 2015

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How many elements do you expect will be added for monaco

>>74428692

>implying this isn't karma for race fixing, team boss blackmailing, team morale destroying, team mate screwing over, and carbabbying to two world championships

>>74428715
Several cheese graters and razors.

>>74428712

Sabotage him in 2008 in favour of team mate, still losing WDC

>>74428725

Yeah man Kimi binning it in Spa was team sabotage but Massa's engine blowing with 3 lps to go in Hungary and leaving his fuel hose attached in Singapore wasn't.

>Raikkonen fans

>>74428725
Massa was basically quicker in 2007 already, even outqualified him that season.

>Of the top three teams, the Red Bull is the most basic car. There's nothing trick on there and its all smooth surfaces

Newey EXPOSED

Unless... RedBull are seeing what the car can do without the miniguns, flares and rocket lauchers before putting them on.

Lets be real, Kimi should have been winning championships in that Newey McLaren with DC as teammate, not at Ferrari with Hobbit Barichello.

>Honda on today's problems: "We lost power to the power unit. At the moment we don't know what has caused the issue. We are currently changing the power unit in order to investigate fully and identify the cause. We will update you when we have further information."

LMAO CAN THEY DO ANYTHING RIGHT

>>74428732
Newey is just overrated.

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>>74428732
I dunno, RBR front wing is different from last year and other teams this year. Front wing elements towards the center flare up, instead of flare down.
Probably a bunch of other minor differences this years car.

>>74428699
Kimi at Ferrari seconded

When will mclaren drop honda?

>>74428752
goddamn I want to stick my Ron Pennis in that front wing zozzle hole

>>74428752
from the front the sidepods look bulky and round compared to many of the others

Aren't Japs the smartest people in the world? Why are they always shit in F1?

>>74428688
It's like watching the evolution of razor blades

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>it's going to be even worse than 2015

>>74428732
The fin doesn't even have the bull's tail painted on it, so that part is not final at all.

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>>74428748
obligatory

>>74428692
Massa at Ferrari

>>74428752
It really seems like RBR is just going for low drag on regular circuits and I hope they have the full Newey package for Monaco etc.

>>74428692
Badoer at Ferrari

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>>74428715

>>74428715
Are those things supposed to simulate rain or slipstream or what's the purpose of them?

>>74428788
Aren't they just sensors.

>>74428732
>>74428752
on the notebook Newey said they were going for understanding the basic package first, then adding the necessary bits and pieces for the second test and Melbourne

are these guys just racing to get the fastest time

>>74428788
An array of pitot tubes to measure pressure and speed of air behind the tyre, which is difficult to simulate with computer programs.

>>74428762
busy jacking off to anime porn all day

>>74428802
Are Merc the only ones doing it?

Force India ded

le penis nose meme team

Red flag because of torpedo and Ocon

>Red flag, and both Ocon and Kvyat haven't made it back to the pits...

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>>74428796
thanks didn't know that

It's Ocon. Kvyat's in the pits.

>>74428820
;_;

press f to pay respect

>>74428820
;_;

>>74428798
no, they are going around in circles making sure the car they have built works, not faults and see where it needs to be improved before the Grand Prix's. It's just testing, but we can also speculate from it.

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>>74428808
No, other teams do it, even in FP sessions in the season when they bring new parts

>>74428820
F

Who would have been Manor's drivers if they still would be there? King and Haryanto?

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>2017 cars in slowmo are still faster than Formula E cars in a straight line

>>74428775
Maybe we should forget everything and just cum in karts

>>74428834
>Haryanto
Haryanto wants to race in F1 but his mom won't let him

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>tatiana at sauber

>>74428775

Personally, if anything, I think the cars look worse than last year because of the fucking shark fins. But hey, at least no halo yet. That will be another slap in the face.

>>74428852
DED

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>why do I have to talk to this asshole

>>74428853

Halo is rip Nick, you really let yourself off during the off season

>>74428732

I wouldn't count out RBR yet. Remember 2014 when they were barely be able to roll out from the garage during testing and they were the second best team in Melbourne.

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Louise Cook (female rally driver) on Sky Sports News

>>74428834

Princess and someone with bucks, maybe the KFC guy

>>74428824
thanks :)

>>74428860
>A picture if one of the greatest minds to ever grace f1 and Adrian Newey

Lads, last sammer when I was working at a hotel a British guest said that he had a friend working for RBR at Milton Keynes and he told him they were doing something big for 2017's car

>>74428883
Newey lied to you

quads

>>74428889
SAD!

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>>74428889

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Worrying scenes at McLaren HQ

People only resort to this when they're TERRIFIED of being EXPOSED

>>74428895

How much of that blood is the track marshalls?

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>>74428860
>SO AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS CLEVER NEW RED BULL NOSE SUCKS IN THE BOUNDARY LAYER LIKE CARMEN JORDA SUCKS IN PENISES

>>74428889
Very low energy attempt at quads post. Sad!

>>74428897

What kind of team developes the car in a blurred center?

>>74428895
Somebody post the webm of the marshall getting hit.

>>74428895
>>74428908
Is there a close up pic of what was left of the marshall?

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Is the Mexican Grand Prix of 2016 the patrician pick for best race of last season?

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>>74428867
>A-anon, my co-driver didn't show up and I need someone to fill in for him, do you think you can help me? It'll be very hard but I think you're big enough for the job

>>74428898
Well Pryce was turned into a Pez dispenser by the fire extinguisher hit. Then again not seen photos of the fire lad, from video footage he pretty much disintegrates. So fair bit of both reckon

>>74428861
>Halo is rip Nick

What, they dropped it?
When?
I have not heard of this.

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>>74428912
>ywn be a racing driver with a woman driver as your teammate
>ywn have her seduce you to gain psychological advantage

>>74428920
>I have not heard of this.

Yeah because you died of cardiac arrest remember Nic?

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>>74428923

>>74428757
What will McLaren then use if the drop Honda. Crawl back to Merc, take a safe bet and run Renaults or go mental and ask Ferrari for a Motor

Lunch time, "bantz" incoming

>>74428936

They'll build their own engine.

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>>74428934
>hihg
FTFY lrn2meme boy

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>>74428923
>M-my sponsors pulled out at the last moment, now I don't have enough money to pay the entry fee. If I can't secure some funding today I'll have to s-sell my trophies again. Please anon, I'll do anything!

>>74428920

>http://www.formulapassion.it/2017/02/f1-piloti-votano-halo-esordio-rimandato/

>http://www.formulapassion.it/2017/02/f1-fia-ancora-alla-ricerca-alternative-ad-halo/

It's italian but they say drivers voted against it in 2018 and FIA is still looking for other solutions, so basically kill

>>74428936
McLaren either dies a Hero with GP2 engine, or lives long enough to see itself become a Villain with a real engine

>>74428889
Ya blew it Nigel

>>74428936

If McLaren-Ferrari happens we'll see Ron doing Seppuku at Woking

>>74428936
they'll switch to Audi in 2020 heard it here first

>>74428951
*Sponsors her but supplies racesuits two sizes too small*

What will the drivers be having for lunch?

>>74428912
Get in the passenger seat bitch and try not too much noise. I'm winning this stage.

>>74428962
Or he will shoot the MTC up and tell Nando not to come there because he alright

>>74428962
>Ron kamikazes Woking in his black and red McLaren F1 destroying everyone, especially Zak Brown in his underground orange bond villain parliment

>>74428971
my Dick

>>74428971
Dairylea Lunchables and a Capri Sun

>>74428949
Why Why all the rest also moving? Either focus on the guy like with the original dog or the des/surroundings

>>74428971
Ricciardo's having pussy

>>74428936
they buy that Cosworth V6 that never made it past the design stage because nobody wanted it

https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/836551554647863297
>Williams will not run anymore today. Car was damaged after Stroll went off track in turn 9. More spare parts needed from the factory.

STROLL
T
R
O
L
L

>>74428987
disagree
>>74428988
>>74428993
fully believable

>>74428928

Not yet, I just wasn't here for the offseason. Mostly.

Fuck man, I remember when the countdown said 100 days to first race and now it's 25. This winter passed so fast.

>>74428998
$tr££

>>74428998
cross it off

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>>74428995
I could forsee a future where McLaren might have been desperate enough to do so if Ron were still in charge

>>74428936
They'll use Ricardo who do their road car engines
And then they get Ricciardi to drive because that's poetry.

>>74428989
Sry for the shit spelling, new phone. In taxi to airport, keep me updated.

>tfw wont get to see rosberg racing again

why even live

>>74429014
Who is Mana supporting now that Rosberg is gone?

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>>74429014
>Rosberg
>racing

>>74428998
Ayyyy

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>>74428998

>>74429021
Ricciardo's penis

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>>74429025
s-stop bullying

>>74429025
>Ted
>Not a cunt

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>>74428998

>>74429014

>yfw bottas does even worse against nigga and people realize rosberg was actually good

>>74428971
activated arseholes

>>74429043
but everyone knows rosberg is good, people just embraced the anti rosberg meme too much

>>74429043
>yfw Bottas DESTROYS Hamilel destroying credibility of both drivers COMPLETELY and everyone realises a monkey could have driven those cars and won the WDC

>>74429025
kek

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>worst driver
>best helmet

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updated bingo Stroll edition

>MWL

>>74429116
what about any of those teams is 'looking hot'?

where do these people get their meme ideas from?

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wew

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bravo, stroll

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>>74429129

>>74429127
They pick the liverys they like

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>>74429129
it's another Mercedes BTFO's everyone year

>>74429131
and they can say SHIT because his daddy owns their ASS

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>>74429129
3 more years of Mercedes confirmed

>>74429129
>Mercedes being already 1.8 secs per lap faster than the next team on what is the shortest track

Where is the fucking nerfhammer when you need one?

>It is mindblowing, the engine is a piece of jewellery. They are further ahead than expected. The competiveness of the engine is without question.
What did Ron Dennis mean by this?

>>74429129
They could probably stop development right now and still win the championships.

>>74429129
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN AERO FORMULA, WHERE IS THE NEWEY GYPO TRICKS?!

>>74429159

that time was on supersofts, gimi is on mediums

>>74429179
mind games.

>>74429179
MCLAREN CHASSIS CONFIRMED FOR CATERHAM TIER

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>Oh dear Sauber - the red flag is out before Giovinazzi completes his outlap.

>>74429159
>>74429184

Fucking toothpastes amirite

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Fill roles of Apocalypse Now with F1 people.

I'll start, Ricciardo is Lance

>>74429210
I think Bernie is Kurtz by now

>a coffee bean plantation upriver

>>74429131
Stroll is still getting used to driving a car that wasn't especially developed for him, give the guy some time

I have about as much respect for Holland as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is Cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the Reddit memes that comprise "AMD" and "AMX".

It is the most depraved country with infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is Saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is Reddit. It is Memestappen. It is Dutch busts.

>>74429228
Wew MAD

>>74429210
Ron Dennis is 100% Kurtz.

>>74429210
Ron Dennis is Kurtz

and Alonso is Captain Willard.

>>74429210

Vettel = Willard
Kimi = Bill Kilgore
Hamilton = The Chief
Ricciardo = Lance
Verstappen = Mister Clean
Niki Lauda = Colonel Kurtz
Ted Kravitz = The Photographer
Toto Wolff = General Corman

>>74429228
>Holland
On that we agree

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>>74429210

>>74429235
>Kimi = Bill Kilgore
>Verstappen = Mister Clean

fuggg i like this one

>>74429210
Kvyat is Kilgore because he seems to love the destruction.

Hamilton is one of the gooks that get recked.

Bottas is Martin Sheen's character.

Rosberg is the French girl from the redux edition.

Ron Dennis as Kurtz.

>>74429228
May I borrow your pasta sometime?

>>74429210
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>>74429251
Where is fanfiction guy when we actually need him, finally something worth wanting instead of homosexual smut

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>>74428998

$tr0££
t
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0
£
£

>>74429014

He will get bored in two or three years and start driving DTM or occasional endurance races. Wouldn't be first time that happens.

>>74428712
>or you could post the truth
hired him in for 2014 and paid him millions for years after an excellent 2012 and good 2013 driving virtually unpaid for a broke team with an average car

Is this the first time chasis and engine are put together for the season?

>>74429228
rude

I miss 2012 guys

>f1 good
>my teams in other sports won
>had 0 responsibilities

>>74429294

m8, having weekend detention isn't having "responsibilities".
You only have yourself to blame for your situation.

>>74429314
what?

>>74429210

Hamilton would be the guy behind the machine gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0gBcpiNYAU

>>74429294
I miss 2007

>Gimi won the WDC
>Stoner the motoGP
>Tander won Supercars
>based /iggs/ had a good year, until Benny, Judd and Kerr all went down in the qualifying final.
>final year of primary school
>first proper interaction, and kiss with a girl I wanted.

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>>74428699
>>74428708
>>74428778
>>74428783

Everyone gets fucked at Ferrari, sole exception that makes the rule was Schumi. It is like musical chairs where the boss doesn't have to stand up.

so we all agree this season is gonna be a waste of time and no point watching right? mercedes are obviously going to walk it in

boremula 1 returns, i dont think this semen slurping ''''sport'''' is for me

>Renault have ditched Mario Illien
they're doomed

>>74429374
but we'll watch anyway

>>74429272
he was great at Lotus and so the 2014 pay makes sense
but looking his performance in 14 and 15 in relation to his salary they didn't treat him bad at all

>>74429374
>being a whinging little bitch

Disgusting.

>>74429400
>he enjoys watching sports where the winner is decided before the season starts

wew lad

>>74429382

That's some butthurt right there.

>can't get your motor to work after years of development
>take on new guy to shut up customer who insists you do
>new guy fixes your problems in 6 months
>fire him because he makes you all look bad

The city of Renault engines.

Gimi is FAST

>>74429410
>I hope you don't watch any top level European soccer if that's the case

>>74429321

Should have though about that before you tried to shoplift that used "massager" from Cashies, m8.

>>74429413
>Mercedes is doing LONG-RUNS
ftfy

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>>74429418
I DID WHAT

>>74429418
stop posting, you fuckin froot loop

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FERRARI ARE RISING
FERRARI ARE RISING
FERRARI ARE RISING

>tfw newey is just calculating the optimal aero for each and every track on top of his head based of of Ricky and max their info and doesn't even need the test info
How based can one man be

>>74429314
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>>74429432
say it with me on the count of three, lads: NICE

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>>74429438
>tfw they'll be one of the best in testing
>tfw they'll be shit in Melbourne

>introduce a system of tokens, like the engine one but for the whole car
>they get distributed so last year's worst team gets unlimited tokens and best team gets a really small amount of tokens

There, I just fixed F1 and [team]WL.

>falling for Ferrari has great tests meme
never again

>>74429417
>top level european soccer games
>upsets are common

not an argument 'friend'

>>74429460
>upsets
yeah maybe Southampton will finish in the top 6 one year

>>74429462
>leicester literally won the premier league last season

next move?

>>74429429
Is it just one guy posting pics of the same guy

also who is this man

BOTTAS DRIVING LIKE A MADMAN

>>74429464
>using the one-off 5000/1 fluke as evidence
kekkonen, maybe if they did it again.

>>74428715
>there are people ITT who have never seen these sensor-arrays before

new/f1/ags OUT!

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>>74429466
>this man

this man is THE Noel Gallagher

>>74429474
when was the last time a rank outsider ever caused an upset in f1? even on a race by race basis theres barely ever an upset beyond some shit house blagging his way onto a podium due to safety cars being out for half the race or some other bullshit reason

its such a predictable sport i honestly cant see where the enjoyment is outside of autists wanking themselves off over >muh engineering

>>74429466
I did it first, and this boong stole it

Also that man is, perhaps, the toppest lad

>>74429489
MALDONTDODAT

also Braun in 2009 lucked the entire WDC and WCC

>>74429489
>Vettel's first win
>the whole 2009 season
>Maldonado
>Webber throwing away a championship caused a different kind of upset

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>>74429496
>this boong stole it

no i started it

>>74429502
You started like 3 weeks ago, I did it ages ago you coon

>>74429513
i have been doing this for ages

I used to make 'Slip inside the eye of your mind' all the time

>>74429525
*threads

>>74429525
>>74429513
>>74429502
>>74429496

I like to imagine this is one Australian with split personalities having an argument over which split personality started posting Noel first.

Also, He's ours cunts.

Can't believe aussies can't make threads anymore on /mu/

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>>74429525

>>74429524
listen to the smiths instead or to the cure or anything but fucking oasis, its utter shit

>>74429552
you have to click on 'Post'

>>74429552
B-but I j-just made one about Beck

>>74429550
Yeah nah, fuck off. D'You Know What I Mean? is the only half decent song, and it's just Wonderwall with a different bridge/lyrics

>>74429562
>>>tumblr

>>74429550
So is See Clear Now

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>>74429565
>>74429568

>>74429552
i'm range banned on like every fucking board

>>74429562
I love the smiths

but oasis are great so fuck off

>>74429572
>Yeah nah, fuck off. D'You Know What I Mean? is the only half decent song

literally every song is great except The Girl in the Dirty Shirt

>>74429562
>The Cure

They WISH they were the Smiths, and Morrissey wished he was IAN CURTIS.

Elite Stones Roses and Oasis la.

Also Ferrari are running glory laps.

>>74429557
Fuck.

Now I want some late-night cheese

>>74429579
>I live in Tasmania

no bully pls

>>74429579
post it here instead
I will answer your question

>>74429594
>>74429579
Also I had this range ban thing show up on Sunday for all boards. It goes away.

>>74429580
>i'm range banned on like every fucking board
Are you fucking serious. /mu/ says it's because The Based DJ Aaron Ellis, who has avoided over 1000 bans.

>>74429593
>tasmania
NSW here

>>74429594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6exgBw7iaA8

>>74429595
I hope you're right.

>>74429572
>listens to oasis
>calls me tumblr
kek, also oasis stole everything from those bands and the beatles

>>74429586
the cure is years older than the smiths and are not even remotely similar apart from doing guitarpop in the 80s. morrissey was too much of a faggot to kill himself but who cares they made some nice music

>>74429597
the music video is too weird

>>74429601
It's from the Peep Show. The thread I was making wasn't serious.

>>74429603
listen to how soon is now and tell me that noel is not a marr-worship

Sure is a lot of f1 discussion going on in this thread guys

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>>74429333
Lets be honest, Hamilton's the sort of guy to stand infront of a machine gun and complain that the other team shot him

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>ham's helmet is light
>bottasu's helmet is black
>this is the last time they spoke as friends

BLACKED

>>74429617
copying their style is what i meant by stealing, oasis made nothing new, they just mixed the smiths and the beatles with some shoegaze on the side

>>74429595
that's just your IP cycling to a banned range, friend

>>74429611
he lived literally 2 streets away from me, well his mum still does. only met him a couple of timee but he always seemed a decent lad that being said i think his musics a bit shite to be honest, some of my mates used to get stoned with him regularly back in the day

>Merc halfway through full race simulation on day 2

fml it's gonna be another year of mwl isn't it

RAI 1:20.960 (64 laps)
HAM +0.023 (66)
OCO +2.085 (32)
MAG +2.240 (76)
VES +2.252 (31)

>>74429627
Is that something bad?

>>74429628
Is he as Grumpy in person as he seems in videos etc

>>74429255
Hey I'm ill at the moment.

Also I've only watched apocalypse now once when I was 13 and my dad forced me in front of the TV to watch it so as to " get the message". Great movie but it was odd as he detests violence (even going so far as to feel physical ill when watching other movies)

>>74429611
I'm pretty sure everything I've heard from him has been electric.

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>Gimi faster than Lewlew on tires a step harder
>fugg it's ober lads D: D:

get a grip folks

also was making me listen to jake bugg and johnny marr part of your plan?

>Glory runs

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>>74429633
>yfw Ferrari wins in Melbourne

>enter thread
>90% australians posting
>not even talking about /f1/
>leave thread

>>74429654
>"leave thread"
>still here

>>74429654
Good, this isn't a fucking zoo

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>>74429644
Like half his albums are acoustic.

His debut was like all acoustic apart from Lightning Bolt and Taste It.

>>74428765
>It's like watching the evolution of razor blades
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YleuLyCUx28

>>74429641
nah not really, hes a bit dull (thats just part of growing up in clifton tbqh) but was always decent enough from my experiences. also i used to find his mum incredibly attractive in my younger years (she was never really that attractive, but hot enough to capture my teenage penis' interest)

>>74429673
Great stuff

VES 1:23.096 (4th)

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>Mercedes have done like a bajillion laps already

No one fucking cares about Britpop

Go to >>>/mu/

>McLaren can barely go out from the pits without an engine failure
>Mercedes is doing race simulations already on day 2
>McLaren/Alonso fans are still deluded enough to think that the car will be a WDC contender in the near future

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>>74429684
heres what she looks like these days for reference

>>74429698
>Mercedes is doing race simulations already on day 2
they're on their fourth race sim of the test

>>74429611
Are you Noel poster?

Acoustic guitar kid is pretty okay. I really liked his first album but I haven't really listened to anything else. Is his new stuff good?

>>74429699
I can truthfully say that she probably wouldn't activate my almonds

>>74429070
But a monkey drove it and won the WDC twice

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>>74429709
I am THE Noel poster

>>74429713
heyyyooooo

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I'm seriously worried Red Bull, Ferarri and McLaren will collectively pull out from F1.

I'm a Hamilton fan (pls no bully) but this shit has to stop.

>After that long spell in the garage working on "changes", Red Bull isn't messing around now. Verstappen is now up to 41 laps for the day.

Ricci sabotaged

>>74428998
Oh that makes me feel good
spoiled little shit

>>74429733
good

nice get for max lad

>>74429228
Paragraph Finn gone savage

>>74429580
Girl In The Dirty Shirt is a top song, man.

>>74429732
F1 is unironically very good for Ferrari sales, and if they were to actually start winning there sales would probably go up big time.

As long as RedBull is there about 1st they will keep going for it. I actually think McLaren could implode if things get worse.

>>74429742
>Paragraph Finn gone Savage
>Germans no longer making threads
>Aussies obsessing over BritPop
The winter has been tough on you guys hasn't it?

>>74429732
Ferrari are unlikely to leave, McLaren might because who knows what the new owners will do with it, and RedBull just need a new private engine supplier that isn't gonna be as shit as Honda are.

>>74429748
i wasnt saying that wonderwall is like hsin, wonderwall has the signature marr jangles, hsin is not even a typical smiths song

>>74429759
>>Germans no longer making threads
it's not rewarding when they get full after 10 hours

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>>74429750
Honestly, the expression "Up shit creek without a paddle" does not do McLaren justice.

I'm truly unsure how a multi-winning world championship team, with one of the most trophy cabinets in F1 can fuck up so badly.

If only there was a board where people could talk about music, so long spam discussions about music didn't shit up the F1 thread...

>>74429759
Aussies love Britpop because our music has been on dragging itself through the door for YEARS. Also Australian musicians are thoroughly dull and uninteresting.

>>74429732

Ferrari will die with the sport

What happened to snoonets #f1 irc chan? Did they move?

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>>74429718
How can I trust you?

>>74429718
But I've been starting a revolution from laughter for years

>>74429786

Fuck off Redditor

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/128303/fia-warns-teams-over-trick-suspension

What does this mean for /ourteam/

>>74429765
It's not even played anything like Marr plays, lay off the drugs m8

>>74429782
Mostly it's because Melbourne in the center of our industry and it's so self-feeding and 'ironic' that nothing gets out.

>>74429782
>Also Australian musicians are thoroughly dull and uninteresting.
reflects the people and the country well

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>>74429790

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>>74429759
>haas surprisingly not crap
>on the way to another american wdc

preseason is going well over here senpai

>>74429806
Harsh but does have somewhat of a paradigm of accuracy

>>74429809
Or moves to France and then puts out psychedelic disco. Cheeky Kev

>>74429806
>that flag
>that post

Sure would be nice if the mods did their job...

>>74429801
Triple J is strangling music

The FIA picked out five key characteristics or components that it will deem non-compliant:

- Any system that changes how the car responds to body accelerations.

- No direct coupling between the ride height function and the braking system or the steering system.

- Right height control via self-levelling.

- Direct coupling between the role and heave parts of the suspension.

- The storing of energy for delayed deployment or any system that would result in non-incidental asymmetry in the response to changes in load applied to the wheels.

Although the latest clarification appears to rule out the type of system Red Bull was suspected of using, Christian Horner said he believed his team is within the regulations.

>>74429831
I think it's more everyone else being even worse, but they definitely suck.

>>74429794
what does irc have to do with reddit?
irc was regularly posted in f1 general op.

enjoy your autism faggot

>>74429837

INB4 Retardo gets cucked out of a podium in Melbourne again so Horner can test the rules.

>>74429855
>tfw i was at melbourne gp and before getting on the plane flight home i found out my sweet prince had his podium ripped away from him

Very unfair!

Any updates? What have I missed?

>>74429844
>snoonet

Being this fucking oblivious.

Go to google images and type in "snoo" to find out who you've been chatting to.

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renault outta nowhere

>>74429648
The bingo really was a shit effort from me, too easy.

To be honest, I don't think these pirellis' are that great, Merc seem to be running 20 lap stints on the medium compounds and the track is pretty cold compared to what the temperature usually is for the Catalunya circuit?

Was Pirelli bullshitting us again?

i just want a qt thats semi interested in f1 who will travel europe and come to races with me ;_;

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how long till his guy replaces vettel? he's ferrari's 3rd driver now

>>74429890
>I just want a qt
Think we better stop right there lad

>>74429890

>>74428031

>"Worrying news for McLaren fans: New Honda engine does not only lack reliability but also power." -Tobi Grüner, AMuS

JUST

I honestly have no words at this point. They will literally be just as shit this year as they were last year. Holy fucking shit

>>74429894

He will be driving a Ferrari by 2020 my man

Ferrari won't promote him straight away to the main team, so they need to find him a drive elsewhere for a season or two. Haas is the obvious best bet but will there be a seat there?

Maybe Ferrari will just start up their long-talked Alfa Romeo as their B-team and get Giovnazzi and Leclerc to drive in 2018, which would be amazing.

>>74429890
Hamilton please go and stay go

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>>74429904

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>>74429904
Alonso will go crazy like Jack Nicholson in The Shining

>>74429900
>55
>44
>33
>77
yfw the future of F1 belongs to Dubs

>>74429904
Why the fuck mclaren still uses honda engines? Did they sign 10 year contract or something?

>>74429900

Airbox looks like it's having a stroke.

>>74429929
>3.3 (round to zero pls)

wooo yeah!!!

>>74429934
They want to be #1 from their engine suppliers.

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>>74429131
>"the teenager added"

>>74429904
Nando doesn't deserve this ;_;

>>74429904
>Maybe McLaren will make it past that 29-lap mark after all!

>They have confirmed a Honda power unit change, and will hopefully get Stoffel Vandoorne out again this afternoon.

JUST

So what are the current best lap times?