Non-league NOT allowed
>March 4
Manchester United 1 - 1 AFC Bournemouth
Leicester City 3 - 1 Hull City
Stoke City 2 - 0 Middlesbrough
Swansea City 3 - 2 Burnley
Watford 3 - 4 Southampton
West Bromwich Albion 0 - 2 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 3 - 1 Arsenal
>March 5
13:30 Tottenham Hotspur v Everton
16:00 Sunderland v Manchester City
>March 6
20:00 West Ham United v Chelsea
haha non league is so shit am I right lads
BASED
DUDE
NON-LEAGUE
LMAO
Why don't people post >de gay anymore?
>Arsenal
holy fuck non league has been fucking annihilated
Where were you when the good guys won?
klopp is too intelligent
>West Brom
>8th
Woah.
>Leaf and Gook totally and completely rekt
>>74494728
West Brom are a pretty decent side desu.
Unlike the other teams they actually work hard.
Who /built/ here?
>>74495154
You misspelt /black/ there m8
Lads got any decent porn suggestions?
>>74495584
your mum
>>74495584
i like those one where those fugby northern girls pretend that you're a dirty little perv and they're your big sister and you convince her to let you look at her boobs
>>74495741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBWuDhIv9B0
>>74495780
That your fetish lad?
>>74495829
i also like it when it's a non-anal scene but there's a little bit of finger up bum action and she doesn't complain
>>74495888
Anything else?
>>74495938
schoolgirl with big boobs is usually a winner
>>74496093
Adam please
>>74495780
>UK flag
>incest porn
Colour me surprised
>Brighton unironically choking automatic promotion
>Leeds, Weds and Huddersfield all still in the playoffs
>Hull headed back where they belong
Best promotion/relegation season in years lads
>>74496191
Burnley and Sunderland still need to go down for it to be the best
>>74496191
>tfw Reading win the play-offs
*carves internally*
>>74496167
We live on an island so we fuck our mothers. You'd do the same if you lived here.
>>74496167
>>74496297
Can confirm everyone fucks his mum
>>74496328
O-o-o-r her mom?
That's kind of hot
Ranieri is a fraud.
lads
LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i-JrQI6hWQ
United are so fucking shit at times. I felt like blaming Rooney but majority of team were shit in all honesty. How many dropped points now against teams they should have smashed at home?? Bournemouth, Hull, Stoke, Burnley, Arsenal.too many
>>74496722
>2-1
>>74494566
Non-league BTFO yet again
>>74496770
>implying the rest of us give a shit.
believe me. I'll be shitposting about the championship even more now
>>74496751
They are not playing badly.
Basically, they are being a reverse-Mourinho/Pulis team.
They have a lot of shots on target.
They need players other than Ibrahimovic to score goals.
>>74496802
>the person posting about "non-league" is actually wanting more talk about football league posts
Maybe
>>74496751
>>74496838
>Bournemouth, Hull, Stoke, Burnley, Arsenal
West Ham as well, thats 12 points from realistically winnable games
>>74496988
United deserve what they get. The amount of shit outs theyve done this season when its been on a plate for them. only way of them getting Champions League is Europa League route
>>74496988
Forgot Fellaini's penalty vs Everton. 14 points
Are there still /motd/ threads, or should I post here?
>>74497983
everyone's watching the boxing I think, just post in here
hue
>>74497983
Posting here mate.
>>74498035
But the Bournemouth match finished hours ago
>dem somersaults
kek
>>74497983
nah, /sp/ is dead
are there any /sp/ substitutes out there? this place is so fucking dead
>>74498035
Never understood the appeal of boxing.
>>74498264
r/soccer or your team's football forum
>>74498268
Same, especially since the judging is often farcical
>I had to cut this down
>I
>>74498362
Aee you suggesting that Danny Murphy isn't a highly qualified and articulate football academic?
I take it this is going to be tonights substitute MotD thread seeing as nobody can be arsed to make a proper one
>>74498377
More suggesting he's not doing the video editing.
Swans live in fresh water
So really they shouldn't be called Swansea
More like Swanlake
>>74498268
>>74498350
Pro Wresting is more attractive than boxing
>win a penalty for your own team handling the ball
kek
Haha what
Defo penalty. The fuck was that Burnley player doing?
>handle ball in other team's box
>get a penalty
the wacky world of the PL
Someone's going to be spending the next few weeks in League 1
The refereeing today has been fucking comical
Remember when Engfland had good refs?
>>74498504
Remember when there were good refs in general?
>>74498444
That handball decision lol
>>74498495
incredibly mike dean had one of the better games
That backheel was lucky as all fuck, but it looked sexy as hell
Is Siggy the most underrated player in the league?
Andre 'No Gays' Gray
>>74498552
Yes.
Damn
Llorente is a handsome motherucker
>>74498552
He's a hipster choice but i'd say he's up there.
>STILL
>AT
>THE
>STADIUM
Madman
>>74498495
>Friend today giving the one red card that was the least violent of the lot
All those pound notes Swansea had. Totally unfair, Dyche is spot on as usual
>Still at the ground
Dat commitment
>>74498552
Massively, how he is still at Swansea is baffling
What the fuck happened to motd thread?
>>74498622
we decided to just have it in here for today
Did he stay there till now
>>74498617
>complains his multimillion pound business turning over millions has no money in a gravely voice while your 50k watch winks in the harsh camera lighting
>>74498617
MARKET LEADERS
peach, every time
Why does Big Sam keep getting work in football management?
>>74498617
Dyche is a mug. >we ultimately destroyed them
Still waiting for all those apologies from people who called us ungrateful cunts for wanting Ranieri out.
>>74498736
Offers Toby carvery sponsorship
absolutely disgusting that leicester had the nerve to win a game today
> All these Fake News voice overs
No match goers blame the players or the owners. gtfo faggots
>>74498788
it's bizarre isn't it
the team was destined for relegation under ranieri, he'd completely lost the plot. the fans who were devastated were an absolutely tiny minority
>>74498756
Nah. It's a patch job. Players will pull their fingers out for a few weeks then dip again.
>>74498825
>lost the plot
Is the team selection and formation actually different than under Ranieri?
>>74498788
>>74498825
It's almost as if the players can't be blamed despite not bothering to actually play for him
>>74498825
> fans who were devastated were an absolutely tiny minority
They're not fans at all. Just neturals who decided to like us last season. Every single season ticket holder I've talked to say it was the right decision.
But tbqh, I'm glad everyone hates us again, I fucking hated that last season.
>>74498844
team selection, formation, and fundamental approach to the game are all different to under ranieri this season
we've reverted to what worked last season
21 in an hour lads
>>74498874
i think there are some mong fans who are genuinely upset, but it pisses me off how many neutrals/pundits were devastated because it ruined their 'fairytale' story
>>74498878
Which was Ranieri's way
>>74498844
Yes. Ranieri panicked when things went wrong at the start of the season and changed everything for the worse. That and he just kept playing his shit new signings like Musa
Shakey has gone back to what we do best.
>>74498915
It's all downhill from here lad
>>74498915
What?
Fuck off Keown you bellend. What kind of fucking comment is that?
>>74499032
Anon was born on 5th March 1996
>>74499054
tfw 27 and wasted my early years, don't waste them lad.
>>74498915
Sharing a birthday with Drinkie
>>74499074
>27
Still the oldest poster on /sp/
>>74499074
gutted lol
>>74499051
What did he say, I keep zoning out when it cuts to the studio
what if shakespear was the master tactician all along and claudio only decided to implement his tactics on the squad this season
you don't just go from winning the league to the bottom 3 in a few months
>>74499051
>keown being a cunt and making stuff up about things he knows nothing about
no surprises there
>>74499017
Can it go lower
>>74499110
Said the guy covering Leicester backstabbed Ranieri to get the acting manager job, and that he should be replaced ASAP by someone else
>>74499111
Pearson is the real genius here
>>74499074
>tfw 27 in april
Might just top myself.
>leicester fans now entirely discrediting ranieri for last season and saying it was all pearson/shakespeare that won them the title
You lot are a bunch of petty bastards.
>>74499148
Do it, tfw a wizard in 3 years
>>74499140
What a wanker
>>74499141
shakespear was there under pearson too though
what if this was all his masterplan?
what if he is like the deep state manager?
what if he was in the hotel room in thailand
what if HE was the one filming????
>>74499140
clearly the only explanation is that shakespeare drugged ranieri which led to him making fucking mental decisions, leading to him getting the sack
>>74499171
no one has said that, ranieri played a big part last season. he also played a big part in >us being fucking shite this season
>tfw moving to torino in june
>>74499213
>be called Shakespeare
>enact a Shakespearean betrayal worthy of Macbeth or some shit
deep
>>74499238
Damn, get a Hart shirt lad
>>74499148
>tfw 26 in December
I don't want this
>Redmond's haircut
Wow, /sp/ is younger than I thought
>tfw 28 and have no more fucks to give
>>74496722
Reminder that Robbie is literally leeching off of two old men (Claude and Wenger)
>>74499213
theres no question that shakespear had a big hand in the ranieri sacking
he is the one in control
the man on the side
keeping a keen eye on everything
he has decided it is now his time to emerge from the shadows and reveal that he is the real genius by winning the CL with ease
Is Mazzarri ever going to learn to speak English?
>the EFL cup
The what?
>>74499365
Well he'll get sacked at the end of the season so why bother.
>when your league is won 4 months before it ends
>>74499417
Funny that la liga and ligue 1 are really close too
Why did Phil Jones play?
still waiting for phil jones to become man united's best ever player
Rooney "reminded" the referee about the Bournemouth captain
Fuckin hell, I thought Fergie-time was over
>player 1 stamps on player 2's head
>player 2 elbows player 1 intentionally
>player 7 gets sent off
every time
>The absolute state of English refereeing
>>74499546
Video referee can't come soon enough
>>74499579
It's never going to happen, the FA can't have the big sides robbed of all their refball
>Twatan
man u are the scummiest club in the world
>zlatan tries to murder mings with his elbow
>not even a yellow
>>74499631
They're trialling it in the next FA Cup. No way it doesn't get rolled out to the league
>Jumps into my elbow
What a prick
When Spurs win tomorrow, will pundits claim that a 7 points gap is not that big and the league is still open?
>>74499664
Deserves an extra match ban, just for trying to pull that shit
>step on a guy's head
>no card
good lord
>>74499642
not even defending united but the other guy hit zlatan first
I think he felt the boot on his thigh and left it in on his head.
>>74499679
No because Chelsea play Monday and then the gap is back to normal
>That first Surman card
Fucking disgusting refball
Typical ABUs ignoring the stamp on Ibra's head. Both deserve bans. 5 matches for Mings, 3 for Ibra.
>>74499691
he dindu nuffin
tfw Baggie
>>74499781
As long as Ibra is banned for the FA cup game I am happy.
That dive was amazingly shit
>>74499781
>banning players for cheeky elbows and kicks to the head
1 match is enough m8
don't get how the ibra one can get any retrospective action
the ref saw his elbow and gave a free kick for it then and there with no extra punishment
you can only give out retroactive bans if the ref didn't see the incident
*carves gleefully*
ooh I love a good long ball
>>74499540
Rooney did the right thing.
the boxing was a complete shitshow 2bh
I'd have been heartbroken if that hadn't gone in
Quality goal
>it's a WBA give up trying after getting 40 points episode
REEE
I love how he just started jogging halfway through that run.
>>74499864
As a United fan i'd rather have him banned for that match if any, already written it off as a defeat.
>>74499906
>From the start of the 2013-14 campaign, where the referee's view of an incident has been completely obstructed and the assistant referees or fourth official are not in a position such that they could be expected to judge the challenge, based on factors such as their distance from or line of sight to an incident, the FA will be able to take retrospective action.
The FA could come up with something if they wanted, I think.
>be Aitor Karanka
>sign most prolific striker in English football
>never play him
>ruin him
>send him out to the Championship on loan while your side can't score whatsoever
What's his endgame?
/motd/ ugh just show liverpool
>>74500162
Who is this striker?
MotD is proper sucking Ramadan's dick
>>74500233
Because he's Muslim, the BBC just can't help themselves
>>74500214
Jordan Rhodes, of course.
>>74500325
Nice name, is he a good player?
>>74500352
He is, for the Championship though.
>>74494566
https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/5xiu63/can_we_play_the_top_teams_every_week/
REMINDER "muh non-league" AUTISTS ARE REDDIT
Not even a customer but why are ABUs so low test that they're actually seething at the Zlatan elbow? Someone stamps on your face you don't let it go
>>74511760
I agree. I do think its funny how Rooney tried to defend it tho.
watching motd and lelling at dyche
>it was a foul, nothing wrong with the balance of the season, you get one back somewhere, but we've had a few go against us this season and it's a bitter pill to swallow
>he says after a game where he got a pen from his own players handball
I hope you guys witnessed The Lionesses beat the world champions yesterday. Women's football truly is getting stronger.
74513770
No (You) for you.
Oh right I forgot this place was full of sexist twats. Never mind then.
>>74513902
dry-heaved
74513842
>thinking women's football is relevant
Everton will rape Tottenham today
Cap this
>>74513971
I certainly hope so mate.
Cap this.
http://www.eurosport.co.uk/football/premier-league/2016-2017/everton-don-t-need-wayne-rooney-and-his-options-are-narrowing_sto6070304/story.shtml
>Rooney would almost certainly be welcomed into David Moyes’ ever more comprehensive Everton and United reunion project at Sunderland.
imagine Liverpool in the CL
fucking giant slayers that will push the PL's coefficient to new heights
not that the coeffcient matters anymore thanks to JewEFA, but still
any bet advice today from my epl bros?
https://twitter.com/LFC/status/838348893070897156
hmmm
>>74513902
> le pretend to be edgy and funny but fail at both one-liner man
Tipping my hat desu
>>74514149
>asian bandwagoners
>>74514158
>bandwagoning a midtable club
Why would anyone do that?
>>74514061
Spuddenham 2-4 Everton
>>74514168
'ISTREE LA'
>>74514061
don't
Anyone else watching these absolute shitters in la liga? "Super" Sunday can't come on quick enough my god
>>74514257
>you now remember when deportivo la coruna were good and won the spanish league
football
is
kill
>its a Spurs/Team could go either way
This might be the most exciting game Spurs have had in a while. Calling high score draw, shootout. 3-3, 4-4.
Spurs Everton is usually a very decent fixture lads
>>74514327
>>74514337
Chucked a cheeky fiver on everton desu. Theybe been improving while spurs have lost the plot except if kane decides a team is shit enough for him to score a hat trick.
Tottenham XI vs. Everton: Lloris; Dier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen; Walker, Wanyama, Dembele, Davies; Eriksen, Dele Alli; Kane.
Everton XI vs. Tottenham: Robles; Coleman, Williams, Funes Mori, Baines; Gueye, Schneiderlin, Barry; Davies, Barkley; Lukaku.
>>74514463
Too many Davies'
>>74514463
thanks Nguyen
I side with Ty
>>74511760
it's 100% right that zlatan elbowed the cunt and I regularly post in the slovakians ABU threads. Cunt is lucky that's all he got desu most other sports he would have been given a good slap
>americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas&feature=youtu.be
>>74514327
F*cking love Wanyama's tweets
>>74514525
It's Fucking you fucking retard.
>>74514529
Poo off
Please fight and win Everton and Blunderland
>>74514529
Reddit detected. Grown ups don't spam curses.
>>74514554
>go to room
>wait 30 seconds
>go to thots room
You fucking blue balls moron
>>74514554
Yes. Women are literal psychopaths and will go out of their way to ensure their friends never get laid unless the guy is approved by them personally.
everton is pretty shit in away games right?
>>74514554
Nigga, a pussy dries after about 12:30
>>74514576
they're the 7th best away team in the league
>>74514463
>Gueye, Schneiderlin, Barry; Davies
>all those central midfielders
Jesus Christ
What is Koeman going for?
>>74514571
This is a painful truth
Imagine if this Shakespeare guy wins the CL
>>74514606
Poetry
>>74514606
You simply couldn't write this script
>Niall Quinn
>muh northern useless pundit
Lord give me strength
*stops to sniff dogshit on way to the premier league*
>>74514606
Literary
I like how Arsenal fans begged Wenger to spend some money and when he did they're still the same old Arsenal
Who do you bank with lads? Lloyds or Barclays?
Also Everton will win 2-3
>>74514631
barclays
>>74514586
She was probably just chatting absolute shite because she was drunk and the whole getting you drunk thing was probably all in your head. She didn't want to fuck you otherwise she would have.
Oh and Sunderland to win today
>>74514631
>banking
Keep all my money in the shed
>>74514631
>>74514636
>if I add something sports related on the end of my off topic posts, the mods won't ban me!
Yeah nah, you're getting reported anyway. Enjoy your ban.
>not even a Spurs-Everton match thread
is this what this board has come to
>>74514631
>everton will win
>>74514645
>announcing a report
>>74514646
Beginning of the end lad. We didn't even have a MOTD thread last night.
>>74514645
Kys
>>74514651
Free money lad
>>74514646
>>74514654
>hurr I'm too lazy to make a thread so I'll blame others instead
>>74514663
I'm just surprised no-one's made one, that's all.
Besides, why can't you make it?
What part of Tottenham is everybody from?
>>74514661
what makes you think so?
>>74514707
They'll win the midfield battle and feed lukaku. Simple as that.
>>74514645
non-league yourself
>>74514661
>Free money lad
everyone was saying that about Haye in the 3rd last night
Here's your match thread, you lazy bastards: >>74514772
3
>>74514627
Almost like the manager is the problem
>>74514598
That being said they can be excellent subtle wing-women if they approve of you.
>>74496191
>tfw Burnley won't get relegated this season
Only interesting thing about this entire team is Sean Dyche's voice
>>74514872
At least Boro, Hull and Sunderland are going down
>>74514876
I actually kind of like Sunderland, watching them avoid relegation every season is a good meme, the Tyne-Wear derby is always great and of course >moyes.
Hoping for Newcastle, Leeds and da gays to come up this season
>>74514606
Magic of the CL Cup
>getting BTFO by a leaf, a commie and a fingolian
NORWAY IN CHARGE OF SKIING
>>74515466
this isn't /skisunday/ pal
>>74515540
Well, if you'd like to know TGB actually managed 4th.
4th place trophy senpaitachi
>>74515627
thank you norskbro
you might not have won the skiing but you have the GOAT crisps
>>74514594
Barca DNA
>>74514149
Hong Kong counts as the UK la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY-QRmCe5Mk
bruv, tell you what, yeah?
ed harris was so fucking fantastic in westworld I actively found myself rooting for him
I have a theory lads,
do you remember a while ago loads of random players were dying their hair blonde? I think it was code between the players to show each other whos gay.
>>74517316
an interesting theory, I am pretty sure it was just a fashion trend though
>>74517371
>Nasri
>Phil "The Face" Jones
>Messi
to name but a few, definite bender code
>>74517402
Nasri is your standard homophobic muslin
>>74517413
Yeah but the people most opposed to gay are all gay themselves, this is a scientific fact
>>74517402
Pretty sure the Drip Doctor didn't have a dick bruh
Holy shit is pepball boring
And sunlun confirmed down only a day after Newcastle are confirmed up
>>74517448
The night that came out was fucking brilliant.
>ragnar off injured
>birkir off injured
>arnór ingvi off injured
>rúrik off injured
reminder that there's an international break coming up
only aron, gylfi and viðar (in israel) are playing well;_;
>>74518537
>international break
please no
>Alexis Sánchez dropped at Liverpool after storming out of Arsenal training
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/05/alexis-sanchez-stormed-out-arsenal-training-row-team-mates-dropped-liverpool
>>74519332
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>74518537
>reminder that there's an international break coming up
Kill me
>>74518537
speaking of which
>>74498592
>that fucking awful squad
>>74519332
What did he expect when he joined Arsenal?
>>74519332
please come to chelsea mr. dog loving chilean GOATman
>Arsenal dressing room falling apart
Brilliant. This year is finally the year they finish outside the top 4.
>>74518537
>>74518897
>>74519347
>>74519348
how am I even supposed to enjoy international breaks when our NT is complete shit? at the very least we could be like serbia who get celebrated when their hooligans pound weak western pussy but we just get abused ;_____;
>>74519446
b-but they might actually finally get rid of wonga
>>74519332
wenger should have left him out of the team instead of benching him and subbing him when shit hit the fan, faggot move
Mbappe when?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/05/jimmy-carr-comedians-should-joke-everything-except-hillsborough/
>9/11 is ok but muh 96
what a fag
>>74522702
has a huge government cover up been un earthed about 9/11?
I can't stand this Jermaine
Standings week by week. Hope someone recognizes my hard work.
>>74523079
I love Guatemala.
>>74523079
>66666666666666666
>>74523453
>111111111111111111
>>74523079
>United have spent as long at 1st under Mou as they did under Moyes
>>74523079
>sunderland are the only team to have remained in the bottom half for the whole season
>moyes
I feel like it's flown under the radar, that both Pulisic and Dembele snubbed Liverpool
>Snubberpool
>>74523697
Liverpool will sign Lacazette and that nigger from RB Salzburg whose name I can't remember
>>74523697
Als daily reminder suggesting a move to Liverpool is a sackable offence for an agent
*Flies towards Premier League*
>>74524674
We aren't accepting refugees
Liverpook is heaading in right direction
>>74523079
Neat, thank you
>kane runner up for golden boot in his first season
>wins it in his second
>is leading the way again in his third
3 season wonder what an absolute fraud
Arsenal are more worried about Spurs finishing ahead of them than actually competing for top 4.
>>74528728
Both will happen
>>74528738
made a futsal team with me mates
NEED a team name
Reminder that 11 Man United players failed to beat 10 Bournemouth players at old trafford.
>>74528663
>you are now aware that Shearer's record will be broken by a literal mong
>>74528808
>even with all the foreigners, there is only 1 non-englishman in the top 10 all time prem goal scorers
>>74528819
Foreigners come and go whereas English players tend to stay in the PL for their whole careers
>>74528803
p-p-please
s-s-someone
>>74528819
The best foreign players in the PL basically all end up at Barca or Real by their late 20s. Not enough time for them to break career records.
>>74528827
Wonder how long they spent practicing that.
>>74528836
Moyes Bois
>>74528827
honestly one of the most offensive things i have ever seen
>>74528827
this is cringey, sure, but honestly I don't give a shit if it means they get on well
good national teams are built on good partnerships, and these two are the future
>>74528728
That's literally all they have to justify their existence.
But I'm just going to throw it out there.
Arsenal finish 4th in place of United and Pool, Sanchez leaves but Wenger and Ozil stay. They use Sanchez money to do literally the same thing next season with Ozil leaving.
Tottenham meanwhile challenging for the title.
>>74528805
With a refball penalty
>"BT Sport keep Champions League rights until 2021 after agreeing £1.2billion deal with Uefa"
>Paying this much for CL but having it fronted by Michael Owen and David James
/epl/ master race 2bh
>>74528827
Not even the worst Spurs handshake. It's an epidemic over there.
>>74528847
dubs gets it
>>74528883
The Dollarydoos
>>74528888
>dollarydoos
t-thanks
>>74528888
>>74528880
fucking sky
im gonna have to make my dad get me bt sport now
>>74528910
Just stream it. Michael Owen doesn't deserve your hard-earned cash.
>>74528852
>>74528881
>miserable bastards can't stand to see some good lads having a good time together
figures
>>74528937
>good lads
alli is a full time cunt mate
>>74528943
nah he's a hardluck orphan with a bit of fire to him who made it through being hacked and battered in the lower leagues as a skinny kid, he's a nice lad really he just doesn't take shit from anyone
>>74528963
>he swallowed the allipill
>>74514168
I support West Ham.
Well, they were mid table last season....
>>74528827
Keano wouldn't have allowed this
>>74528963
Get off /sp/, Dele
>>74528974
>>74529015
not an argument
let's settle this then, since I naturally assumed everyone thought dele was ok
http://www.strawpoll.me/12474675
>>74528881
I think its just Alli bringing memes to Spurs to distract from his hot head attitude.
His dad is a literal nigger and his mum is a literal whore.
Tough shoes to fill....
>>74529037
I vote nah cause he thinks he doesn't need a surname. He ain't brazilian
>>74529028
Come on, it sounds like you're writing his biography or something. He's not the antichrist but he's a bit of a dick.
>>74529043
>His dad is a literal nigger and his mum is a literal whore.
He doesn't consider them his parents tbf, he got adopted by some white family when he was like 4.
>>74529049
He was raised by cucks. Just gets worse.
>>74529046
He's still a mixed race meme footballer.
>>74529063
>>74529049
>likes the white people so much he doesn't want their surname
>>74529076
your reading comprehension is shite mate
>>74529076
Alli is his surname from his biological father
>>74528880
ffs
>>74528880
>>74528912
Why don't they just get AC Jimbo and his EFS/Football Weekly buddies to present it all?
Can someone make just one actual argument why this is so "important"? How about we hire people based on their past achievements and/or education? I'm sick of race and gender having to be an issue on absolutely every fucking platform.
>>74529891
>why this is so "important"?
it's not, it's just some ideological push on all fronts
>How about we hire people based on their past achievements and/or education?
makes too much sense and leaves mediocrefags out of jobs
>>74529891
**disclaimer: playing devil's advocate so no point calling me an SJW**
Diversity in positions of authority ensures that issues specific to each group are properly represented and dealt with by someone who understands them properly.
Leverkusen hired Tayfun Korkut. Leverkusen's collapse this season was pretty odd.
Also Sanchez to Bayern when?
>>74514516
They should do the world a favour and nuke themselves.
>>74499282
>tfw 26 this year as well
>>74498915
Happy birthday!
>>74497983
>>74498622
>>74498638
>you now remember MOTD threads
>>74494666
>de gay
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39182905
>>74530102
tyrone mings missing a few games will probably benefit bournemouth t b h
>>74530074
Sanchez is going to Juve la'
Daily reminder that Mings did nothing wrong and that Rooney threw him off balance causing Mings to slightly graze the back of Ibra's head. Ibra, on the other hand, intentionally elbowed Mings and could have caused serious damage had Mings been shorter or not jumped
>>74530159
I do think that Mings didn't know Ibra's head was down there
>>74530159
he dindu nuffink
Reminder not to engage the mong
>>74530159
It's worrying to think that cuckold porn has had such a profound effect on the US.
>>74530206
>cuckold porn
I think americans called it "football"
>>74530119
He played well in that game though and Simon Francis is injured already so >we are not left with many options now
>FOX-SKY merger
This place will be the 51st state in ten years, sick of those Aussie cunts
WE ARE THE WHITE HARTS, FEEL OUR FEROCIOUS HEAT
>BT sport secure CL rights and highlights
>No more ITV highlights show
>BBC secure women's world cup
Hahahahaha
>>74530330
Why would you care?
>>74530351
I care about the women's world cup desu
>>74530376
>tfw we are better than the US at their women's own game
>>74530330
>women's world cup
lel still pushing this and commentators pretending all those ridiculous blunders and misses that happen every game are perfectly normal in football pros
>>74530399
Well in womens professional football, it is
>>74530399
It is in the pro leagues of non-countries football wise.
>>74530389
But do you have qt's in the team?
womens football is more entertaining and interesting than the typical midtable prem game tbH
>>74530445
>more entertaining and interesting than the typical midtable prem game
You say that as if it's some achievement. Most matches in the EFL are already like that. It's just that most people don't care about them as much.
>>74530445
Only because of the blunders and maybe the lack of diving but waifu fags here made it worse
>>74530469
offensive, quick, mostly played on the ground, short passes, not too physical
type of football i love
>>74530654
and what does that have to do with women's football?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ys61-A-eo
If each team had a professional male goalkeeper, 90% of women's football games would end 0-0
ibra and mings have been charged
ibra misses chelsea game for sure
>>74530697
The OG was more embarrassing than any of the keeper's blunders
>>74530710
you may have a point there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXAV2PyTj4k
>mfw solo used to be considered goat female gk
>>74530697
well thats how they play at top level
>>74530726
that might be the worst youtube video I've ever seen
first 3 secs is fine and it's done, no idea what is happening after that
lads
LADS
https://twitter.com/matshummels/status/838776669917818880
#mullerd
>>74530826
imagine hating Muller
>>74530714
Thank you based, impartial, professional FA that always works with football's best interests in its mind.
>>74530826
>Dummels
brikir ded for 6-8 weeks.. great start to his villa career
he'll be better next year, I promise
>Real better without BBC?
>Real Madrid are living proof that sometimes you actually can have too much of a good thing, says Guillem Balague.
>>74531255
Shouldn't it be BBR?
>>74531270
BBC is easier to remember I think
>>74531255
>Guillem Ballbag
Yeah not like it was thanks to Bale that they won their last two cups.
LOL
>>74531270
There is only one Ronaldo and his name isn't Cristiano :^)
>>74531361
LMOA
>>74529891
I don't think this is what the england fans meant when they demanded changes from the FA
>>74531361
>United go to shit when Fergie leaves
>'You know I've really fell out of love with modern football, so much money is just thrown around it's disgusting. I've actually been having more fun going to my local si-
>United hire Mouyes and Spunk money on Pogba/Zlatan
>'This is really great stuff, you can see people believing again the United way is back. Top 4 for now then the world later.'
Scholes is such a faggot
>Randolph, Kouyate, Fonte, Reid, Cresswell, Noble (c), Obiang, Feghouli, Snodgrass, Lanzini, Carroll.
subs: Adrian, Collins, Masuaku, Byram, Fernandes, Calleri, Ayew.
>Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Fabregas, Kante, Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard.
subs: Begovic, Terry, Zouma, Matic, Loftus-Cheek, Willian, Batshuayi.
>>74531361
good
chelseawinslol
nice parity you've got there bongs
>>74533619
Maybe next time we'll follow your ideas and use the lottery to determine winners
>>74531361
Its funny because its true.
> Palace out of the bottom 3
>>74531476
Manchester united lost all integrity when they signed di maria
>>74533693
no, you should add rules like most leagues to put a limit on foreign players. even the chinks do that
that will bring parity back
>>74533759
Honestly one of the dumbest signings in recent memory.
>LVG play him as a left sided centre mid
>looks good
>loses 5-3 to leicester
>scrap everything and plays him at wingback in a 352
>plays like shit
>dropped for ashley fucking young apart from the odd appearances as a striker
>LVG even goes on to say he doesn't know where to play him
>>74533802
>you now remember Falcao spent 2 seasons in the premier league
>>74533773
>that will bring parity back
I think it would just guarantee that Spurs win the league for the next few years. Doesn't sound fun.
>>74533844
That will make big clubs focus their money on developing young players, that will even make England NT better
>>74533802
Then Di Maria got sold to PSG where he regressed until this year
Fuck you, van Gaal
>Lord Bendtner has signed a three-year contract with Norwegian side Rosenborg
JUST
>>74533975
>actually calling him lord bendtner
fuck off to reddit
>>74533975
Pity, I loved it when he scored earlier this season
>>74533984
Everyone says that mockingly
>>74533751
>the smile that saved Crystal Palace
>>74533975
Fyfaen...
>>74534034
Thank fuck Allerdyce is a corrupt man, that's all I can say
>>74534048
I wonder how much they have to him. Probably highest earner the league lol
who's going to manage arse next season
serious answers only
goodnight
>>74534182
Arsene Wenger
>>74534182
AVB
>>74534182
big nige
>>74534216
this
watch that old geezer pull a 4th pace finish out of his ass and sign another 2 year contract
>>74534232
I would fucking kill myself.
>>74534182
van gaal
>>74530074
>Leverkusen hired Tayfun Korkut
Why even replace Schmidt, if it's with Korkut?
>>74533878
Ironically our best recent tournaments were 90 and 96 where we picked players from more than three teams.
Since 2004 its been ManU/Liverpool/Chelsea players who surprise surprise all hate each other.
>>74533941
Di Maria was very good during 15/16 but was merely a shadow of his former self for the majority of this season what are you on
What do you think about this guy Tigers?
>>74534182
Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal.
>>74528827
Reminds me of the handshake from MGS2.
TEN TO GO
>YOU NEVER KNOW
>>74534232
>>74534258
Considering his competition is >mouyes and >slipperpoop its not farfetched. Sanchez leaving would be like Van Persie leaving or Fabregas leaving or Adebayor leaving or Song leaving or Arshavin leaving etc.
Wenger signs a new contract and silences the Wenger out brigade when Ozil says he's loyal to Wenger (the rest of the team follows suit).
Talks of Arsenal scouting Griezmann at Atletico Madrid rumours all summer until he reveals he's signed for Chelsea and Arsenal sign some obscure midfielder like Alessio Cerci who is a good winger, like.
I kinda want this to happen knowing Spurs will finish above you.
>>74541333
>knowing Spurs will finish above you.
Didn't they say that last season?
>ibra banned
Finally the FA did something competent
Smelly, paki customers on suicide (bomb) watch
Who /squires/ here?
how do we expose him lads?
>>74543024
Copying his style works I think. Spuds did that pretty well against him.
>>74543024
Rip off his toupee
>>74543024
Lobby FIFA to reinstate the Match Fixing investigation they had on him which mysteriously stopped when he joined Chelsea.
Haha.
>>74534516
Because he's a typhoon.
Where did everyone go?
>>74543598
enjoying the first days of spring
>>74543868
Spring equinox isn't till March 20.
>>74543222
He sucked with Hannover though, didn't he?
>>74543928
early spring then
>>74543972
Last days of winter sounds better to me 2bh.
>>74543979
it would if the weather was cold and winter-ish
today it has been light warm and sunny. perfect to take a walk
>>74543868
Lovely. The weather has been getting slightly warmer here as well. But it's still cold outside if there's a bit of wind. Looking foward to the warmer days.
4 on the bounce tonight
looked in arse and there are like 1k people at the protest to remove wenger. top kek
Lads Purple Aki is in my city RN, the cunt just asked to feel my muscles
>>74544376
>looked in arse
was it brown m8?
Post nips
>Man Utd have been attracting Arab and nip fans for years in order to partner with Stonewall and finally end savagery in Asia by bringing the light of western freedom to them
Fair play man utd. Capitalism wins again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN9HIoRevXw&feature=youtu.be&a
arsenalfan tv livestreaming the wenger out protest
>>74544595
Eat less hormonally enhanced chicken m8
>>74544775
Don't eat a lot of chicken, and that sort of food production is outlawed here anyway.
>>74544854
simply join a swimming club and do breast stroke every time you go to swim
>Welbeck injured in the warm up
FUCKING LEL
>>74544775
>>74544875
>thinking i'm going to act on some "dude get fit lmao" post on /sp/
I get laid with this shit body at a rate that's just about fine, ie I can't remember the exact number of times I've had a one night stand. I just posted my nips, why are you getting all /fit/ on me?
>>74545029
>why are you getting all /fit/ on me?
>I just posted my nips
really made mee on the left
>>74545029
because you look like faggot
>>74545029
your soul is not sane as long as your body isnt. its not about fucking girls here and there its about respecting yourself
>>74545081
Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
>>74545172
My body is fine, I've been the same shape for years. I'm not fucking morbidly obese, I'm at worst slightly chubby, at best fairly balanced. You take a look at my nipples and decide I'm a fucking beached whale? Jesus christ.
>Arselel
>Arse
>>74547720
>>74548029
>le ass
>>74547720
>>74548029
>>74548192
>>74548331
>The Arsenal Football Club
Daily reminder that the 90's happened and that Cambridge is fucking pish and will never get to the prem
https://club25football.wordpress.com/2017/03/06/cambridge-united-1991-1993-home-shirt/
>>74548029
>>74548192
>>74548331
>>74548359
Will my sides every recover?
>english football
> Leicester might go through to the next round
> Arsenal havn't in 7 years
Fucking christ.
>>74548937
Spurs and Cyprus have had a team in the QFs more recently than Wenger
https://twitter.com/NoLaughingMata/status/839226481398202369
lmaooooooo
This is an omen. Barca-PSG will end 8-0. Screencap.
>>74549125
Whats the disrepect?
>english """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""premier"""""""""""""""""""""""""" league
This is an omen. Claude will finally call Ty a nigger. Screencap.
Arsenal have conceded 8 goals in 4 days
>>74550875
>b-b-b-b-but muh refs
wew lad
Is Wenger the Moana of PL manager?
>page 10
>>74557524
Why not let it die?
This eternal general shit is stupid.
How are City playing tonight. I thought UEFA didn't let you have top flight football during CL games
>>74534182
Arsene Wenger
>>74545029
salty much?
>>74558161
People need to wipe their shoes when they walk in otherwise they drag in off topic shit like this
>>74558188
I think you just can't televise it?
>our league is the best
Even Legia would've win with assenal.
>>74558188
>they actually are
Well that's fucking odd.
>>74558295
It's on sky sports
Looks like a one off though
http://sport.bt.com/football/premier-league-says-moving-game-to-champions-league-night-was-unavoidable-S11364162826819
Can someone make a real /epl/ please