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cricket

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>>74392591
i'd pretty sure the 1st overall will be better than RNH/Yakupov/MacKinnon

>>74392596
>oilers nation
>posting shit content from a shit blog

D R O P P E D

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>>74392596

predators are gonna push in the boilers shit in

>>74392605
I was referring to the guy who said he'd take a low 2nd round pick for Hutton.

>Reminder: Canucks have 0 (ZERO) players with 20 goals this season

>>74392615
No thanks.

I have about as much respect for Finland as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is Cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the Reddit memes that comprise "EBIN" and "FUGG :--DDD".

It is the most depraved country with infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is Saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is Reddit. It is poopoopeepeeinajarvi. It is Finnish busts.

>>74392626

??????????

if your team falls for the hutton meme you deserve to draft a bust finnish player 4th overall

>>74392645
""no""

>>74392645
>one reply
>worshiping a spic

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>>74392603
good post

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Is Stecher actually good? He was pretty good for the first 20 games or so when he keeps getting 4-5+ shots a night.

Now whenever I watch him he can't make a fucking outlet pass and he always coughs the puck up unprovoked and being a general retard on the ice.

He's also a manlet.

>>74392637
post butt

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Are the oilers ready to bite the dust

>>74392672
you are always so lazy when it comes shoping their faces

>>74392680
You contribute absolutely nothing though so you can eat a fat dick, my ms paint is too avant garde for you

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>>74392615

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>>74392609
But they're so smart

>>74392684
>>74392615
>hurrr he didn't want to be drafted by Edmonton xD

He's just slightly autistic you retards.

>>74392603

damn that dogs got style

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I want to go to the locker room and just say "STOP BEING SO FUCKING TERRIBLE"

>>74392691
>Canucks players: What is this chink bitch doing in here? I thought we got rid of the chinks when we turned to shit

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>>74392691
>Not being on team tank
Just a reminder people like you (Jimbo/Aquilini) are the reason we don't have Matthews right now

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>>74392699
How many 1st overalls do you think we'd need?

>>74392615

Lucic is a fucking mongoloid

>>74392699
no, the existence of the hockey gods are the reason you don't have him

>>74392666

literally nobody on the canucks is good

>>74392706
The Canucks are effectively the most overachieving team in the NHL. They're one of the lowest event teams and are one of the best teams in 1 goal games while getting out shot attempted in massive amounts.

>>74392706
In my expert opinion, more

>>74392710
He literally has a spine condition that makes him a hunchback

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>>74392688
You keep on telling that to yourself

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>>74392710
>Lucic had his 1LW spot taken by Patrick "Literally who" maroon

>>74392680
gives it a nice touch imo

>>74392706
>>74392723
So a lot

>losing to colorado

Eichel is a bust

>>74392726
We'd probably draft wrong anyways.

>Virts instead of Ehlers/Nylander
>Juolevi instead of literally anyone else

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>>74392735
>Not Virtanen over literally anybody else
If you check literally every other 1st round pick in the NHL, besides Connor Bleackley, he's the worst player from that round. He has 11 points in 43 AHL games for god's sake

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>>74392732
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

>>74392721
Not a Cantpucks fan - in fact I think they should be relocated - but Horvat and Tanev are decent.

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>>74392748

>>74392721
Tryamkin has been pretty solid, all things considered.

>>74392751
Horvat is a third liner on a good team

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Who can stop this man? He is starting to reach autistic levels of determination.

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>>74392747
This fucking piece of lard ass needs to be shot dead.

I don't know how he still has that entitled attitude or why some parts of the fanbase still defend him.

>>74392766

If your best player is Horvat you know your team fucking sucks

>>74392766
>Mad
>At Bowie
40 points in 60 games playing with the corpse of Alex Burrows and Jayson Megna. /hoc/ and hfboards boards eternally btfo for wanting Nichushkin

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>>74392747
/fridgemode/ was not for him apparently

>>74392747
In the 2014 draft that is. Even Haydn Fleury has more points than him

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If the Sharks win the cup this year, is Burns the new face of the NHL? He seems so much cooler than Crosby and McDavid personality-wise.

>>74392766
On pace for 54 pts on a shit-tier Cantpucks team. I see him as a solid 2C in his prime.

Juolevi is total shit though, Mete makes more of an offensive impact than him and he was taken in the 4th round kek

t. knights fan who hates the cancerous cantpucks but still likes bo horvat

>>74392808
>reddit: the player

no thanks

>>74392759

McDavid who?

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>>74392777
Only one man

Who's the MOST Reddit player?

Who's the MOST HFboards player?

Who's the MOST /hoc/ player?

>>74392812
You seem to be forgetting about a certain goofy hot dog man

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>>74392808
>32 year old probably homosexual
>face of the NHL

Doesn't sound that different from what we have right now

>>74392827
true, "reddit: the defenseman" is what I meant

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>>74392824
Burns
Matthews
Pulju

>>74392824
>Who's the MOST /hoc/ player?

Aho

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>>74392777
His ass is so thicc, other men can't help thrusting their own ass at him

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>>74392824
burns

bergeron/toews/two-way meme of the week

aho

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>tfw team lost another outdoor game

>>74392833
Pulju isn't even NHL-caliber though

>>74392824
Reddit: Tie between Kessel and Jagr

Hfboards: Toews

/hoc/: Poopinajarvi

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>>74392838
how big budd

>tfw mumps seals your fate

>>74392824
Kessel
Any two-way centre
Pulju

>>74392846
That's why he's perfect

>>74392855
>Tfw mumps saves the day
Could you imagine the autistic shit Benning would spout if we beat the Sharks?

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>>74392808
>Burns the new face of the NHL?

No. This is.

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>>74392824
>who's most /hoc/

Probably the Predators guy who believes in flat earth, it's either Matt Irwin or James Neal, Johansen is pretty bro tier also he just follows his favorite pornstars on his social media, supports trump, and has a big painting of his dog in his living room

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>>74392866
>Jokinen was finally apprehended and returned to the scientists who originally brought his Neanderthal skeleton back to life

>>74392885
it's not a bad dog tbqh

>>74392885
The Preds actually have a player who thinks the earth is flat? lol

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So i am quite intoxicated. I went to my father's event and worked my ass off. But I also, went over and had dinner with the highschool roomates. I knew my mom saw me drunk. How do I show I am not some drunk idiot (even though I am).
Pulju has not won her over, yet,

>>74392897
Keep in mind these guys are about as educated as a typical 13 year old

>>74392897
yup lol i think its mike ribiero cause he just looks like the type of guy to believe it

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>>74392900
>How do I show I am not some drunk idiot (even though I am).
>caring about if people know you are drunk or not

>>74392866
finns explain this shit

>Penguins coach talking about Crosby's concussion the 1st time he played outdoors
>"Memories that, you know, he'd like to forget"
>Implying he remembers that
>Implying he can remember anything anymore
Lol

>>74392922
Lol

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I-is it safe to start watching the Sharks again?

Never played hockey in my life but I'm eternally triggered from how often the Kangz used to beat us into submission every single postseason and we'd choke p much my entire life whenever I'd throw on the shorks. Last season people told me it was different so I started paying more attention and then yet again to my complete lack of surprise we choked. Again. Even in the first period against a fucking barely fielded Canucks team we looked like complete ass with no heart and desire. Only Burns and Ward look like they care. However one thing in our favor is that the kangz might not even make the playoffs (except quick is back???? Are they making a late wildcard run.......fuck)

So do I keep watching this season boys? Or do I save myself the disappointment and watch my main teams the Earthquakes and Warriors? They both have shown tenacity at least to come back from deficits, even of the Warriors did choke they first already showed heart in winning the ship last season. I've still yet to believe that Pavelski, Big Joe, and the rest won't let me down when I'm invested the most in them.

>>74392897
Yeah it could be a sleeper pick for Roman Josi since he follows a couple conspiracy pages on twitter, but yeah they mentioned it in beneath the ice
https://www.nhl.com/predators/video/beneath-the-ice-s3e7-youngster/t-277437416/c-48608803?q=beneath+the+ice

The preds are fucking hilarious brotier team, I'm pretty sure everyone voted Trump since Fisher, Neal, Johansen, Colin Wilson, and I think every american citizen player voted Trump and they all pretty fucking weird, I wouldn't be surprised if they browsed /hoc/ desu

>>74392926
Your investment is not as big as you think if you have to ask this question

>>74392926
Also I feel like if we lose this season Thornton will go down in HISTORY in some fashion for never winning the cup

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Just got offf the phone with Trudreau. He said Canada as a country would no longer claim Amanda Kessel as a waifu unitl they post a waifu of equal value.

I am beginning to like this guy.

>>74392936
I really really want to like hockey. It's hard when I don't see guys who care on my team though. Maybe it'd be different if I grew up playing instead of being a soccer and basketball player.

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>>74392939

>Landethug making Ristobust look like a pylon on his empty netter
Finns will defend this..

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>>74392926
The whole point of being a Sharks fan is being a masochist. Fuck your bandwagoning. I've had my heart broken for over a decade straight. But I have never questioned my loyalty because they're my team. Fuck I hate bandwagoners so much.

>>74392946
you posted her worst butt.

>>74392949
>swedes will defend landecunt
Why even bother with that team?
At lease bully finaln properly

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Why is one team allowed to hog all those 1st overalls?

>>74392962
>mad at Landegod

>>74392926
>I-is it safe to start watching the Sharks again?

no. Go back to /nba/ chicano

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>>74392938
Hockey isn't gay like other sports. We respect the difficulty in winning the cup and do not bully players who never won it. Take your espn mentality back to apehoop or handegg.

>>74392971
Landes"god" punched >my captain in the face across the divider. That is a hockey faux pas. Roy was the best coach they will see until Sakic goes but he was still below average.

>>74392971
>Landesthug

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>>74392988
>take your mentaility to a league with no parity
No Thanks

Was Landeskog always a bad person who did dirty shit or did Colorado make him that?

>>74392987
I'm white, just 2nd generation European so hockey most definitely does not run in the family

>>74392952
Well pardon me for not tolerating watching pussies play sports, because they aren't really my team. I just refuse to follow a different team because there are still from muh bay area.

But yah I have no problem with watching a losing team, the Earthquakes haven't made the playoffs for like fucking 5 seasons now despite being a top team then. I'd rather watch the Sharks play with players with heart and not make playoffs, if we had guys like say John Tavares or Sidney Crosby who give their all, instead of Pav and Thornton who although are skilled it's just bad feels because you just know they don't have the guts to make anything of their talent.

>>74392999
Meh, your captain is a bust

>>74393006
>Landesgod*
ftfy

>>74393013
>Was Landeskog always a good person who did dirty shit or did Colorado make him that?
He always has been

>>74393018
>arguing with trips

Bjorn please. Koivu is no Cosby but saying he is a bust is a little farfetched.

>>74393018
>Landeskog poster talking shit about bust captains
nigga, stop right there

>>74393015
They were literally 2 wins away last season and this is the year that you decide to not watch them? Like after 2014, sure, whatever. But this year?
>if only they had 2 of the best players in the game right now with muh heart and grit
C'mon man.

>>74393034
>Koivu is no Cosby
Well, I agree with you about that

>>74393042
Nigga, I'm just getting warmed up after just having woken up

>>74392966
Do you think that's edmonton or calgary?

Top 5 worst captins

>Brown
>Landeskog
>Giordanno
>Carolina?
>Karlsson

>>74393064
Kopitar is LA's captain now. Carolina doesn't have one.

>>74393043
I ask this every season

Also I mean I'd rather have one of any number of other teams' star players than our teams' top players, doesn't have to be the people I named I just don't know many hockey players

Would rather a first line of like pk subban and burns and ward and dudes like that if I was GM

>>74393064
Oh shit forgot Brown isnt even a captain any more, They gave it to some slav earning 10 million a year LMAO.

>>74393064
Not knowing this stuff >>74393077 makes your opinion on the matter pretty irrelevant tbf

>>74393084
>read the post above yours

gonna go eat pickled herring on big fat american crackers in your honor.

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Why did Anze decide to bust? Were 5 year olds the source of his power?

>>74393095
No, I refuse to do so ;^)

Thank you, that will be a mighty tasty cracker!

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>>74393064
landeskog, mackenzie(meme captain), green, pacioretty, and gionta

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>>74393101
Indeed it will. It will be a triscuit so it would be tasty regardless.
Why do you have to be such an asshole sweden?

>>74393112
Never heard of tbf, but I bet you're right.
I don't know, perhaps I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. I think it might be because my first post was negative and it got a negative reaction. And that just set the tone in my head for the posting up until this point

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>>74393128

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>>74393150

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>cryers

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>>74393161

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>>74393187

>>74393195
She rly likes the wild

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>>74393211
Well, is there one thing that no girls like?

>>74393218
>Woman knowing nothing about sports besides "that one's hot"
Who would thought

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>>74393235
:)

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>>74393235
>tfw the muslims were right about women
We're not going to make it, bros

>laffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UarTVLB1FUg

>>74393168

c-crosby sucks!

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>>74393244

>you will never be a hokkie star and treat puck sluts like the brainless whores they are.

>>74393309
>>74393244
This makes me feel lonely.

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>>74393317
At least you have /hoc/

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>>74393249
you should do something about it

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Reminder that this is real

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Prepare your anus, rest of the league.

If you are one of the 4 metro teams, is it honestly better at this point to aim for the 7 seed and go for montreal/ottowa? No one is catching washington at this point, and being 2 or 3 means playing pittsburgh in round 1. Honestly, if I'm CBJ or NYR I'm perfectly happy with being a wildcard team.

>>74393382
I did not want to see that webm first thing in the morning.
Fuck you kippers, post bum

>>74393437
Kongs aren't making the playoffs

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can an horse be cell key material?

>ctrl+f "islels" 0 of 0
explain

>islels

>>74393465
this ihaa bwen a topic amongst rangers fans for months now. I won't hope we drop games, but I'm ok with the other teams keeping to win

>>74393437
That stick looks like a support cane.

How good would the Avs be if they traded Duchene and kept O'Reilly instead?

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Is there a more hopeless playoff team? Pekka is ready for the home and Juuse is too young for a playoff series.

At least a team like the Senators is given the benefit of being in the Atlantic side of the bracket.

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This guy can't score 1000th point

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Makes me think

>>74393998
>jagr #5
what a shit list

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Oilers will beat the preds today

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>>74394014
>mad at objective list

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>>74394023
not so fast

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>>74394038
not so fast

Salavat Yulaev - Ak Bars

>>74394132
UFA UFA UFA

>>74392721
>He doesnt want Jaäke Vîirtänin on his team

What is the point of these outdoor games? Can the fans even see shit?

3-3 Things are changing quick

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>"the Kings won't make the playoffs
Got em right where we want them ;)

>>74394915
didn't you start supporting the sharks just a few threads ago

>>74394504
It works better in other countries but NHL just uses those shitty stadiums where the field is too big and the bench rows too far.

>>74394933
>>74395032
What are you going to do about dopeway taking you out as soon as they realized that they weren't going to win?

>4 hours until hockey

>>74395067
I don't really follow skiing but apparently nothing.

>>74395158
This cross country WC is pretty sad overall tbf

>>74395126
KHL right now. Only 2 min left though

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>>74395238
>tfw missed hockey

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>>74392926
fuck off beaner

>>74395273
It was a good game

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>>74395305
>tfw that game is in overtime in another dimension right now and I'm missing it

>Busthews scores
>Leafs lose yet again
Why can't he be more impactful? Even the Jets are like 16-2-3 when Laine scores

>>74395484
the jets win when laine scores because all his goals are empty netters

Is Finland leaving hockey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfSGg1FqseY

>>74395680
No one cares a shit about apehoop here expect a few pretentious faggots.

>>74395725
Please post face when a finn gets drafted first in the NBA draft before it happens in the NHL draft

>>74394933
???????

I'm a lifelong Kings fan m8

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>>74395748

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>>74395798
>>74395806
Good faces

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any you guys watchin later?

>>74395680
>finnish Chara is wasted on basketball
shameru

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Good morning /hoc/. I drank a bunch of beer and ate white castle last night. I feel sorry for my toliet.

>tfw still bye week

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I just remembered that Patrick Laine is a stupid hideous monster that can't speak a word of English which means that he could score 60 goals a year but nobody will care because he can't draw a dime

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>>74396773
His GF is pretty cute.
Now fuck off

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Occasional reminder that the Stan Lee bowl appeared in the clouds above Edmonton at the start of the season.

>OUR YEAR

>>74396661
>brown eyes
>dyed blonde hair

Fucking disgusting.

>>74396984
Her eyes are hazel

>>74397091
Anything not blue or green or something in between those is mudshit tier.

>>74393053
It's Edmonton.

[spoiler]I know a couple of those people from high school[/spoiler]

fins are ugly dumb and smell like poopy lol

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>the bootyblasted shantytown of winterpeg

>>74397862
Looiil

>rumors that leafs want Sheahan for a first

WHAT

>>74397862
>look at what this fag said on twitter
bad post

>>74397903
>0 goals in 58 games

Good luck with that Detroit

>>74397903
lmao a first for sheahan that's never going to happen.

>>74398252
Kypreos was saying that during the intermission last night. I don't remember the last time he got anything right.

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Manning is having a player safety hearing tomorrow for being a slow fat goon that sucks at hockey yesterday

>Tfw your team is on the bye week
Is a 7 pt lead enought to stay in the playoffs with the enivitable losing streak thats coming? Also who else hates the bye week?

>>74398368
7 pt lead is pretty significant this time of year. Not really enough games left to fuck it up.

>>74398450
Im thinking they lose at least 2 games coming back but thats only 4 pts so the flim flams wont even knock them into a wild card spot much less out of playoffs...im just a worry wart

>>74398532
Unless they have a Hasb like collapse from last season they'll most likely still end up in the playoffs.

>>74398757
>habs are going to collapse AGAIN
feels good desu fambalam

>>74398757
Wait hold everything. Theres still a game against the flim flams at home.
>calgary cant win in honda center

>>74398779
either that or first round exit, unless Price gets his shit together

>>74398299
If sheahan is getting a first then what the fuck are Duchene or Landeskog going to get?

>>74398951
I'm excited for the butthurt.

>>74399024
Eaves just got a conditional first and he's scored a boat load of goals this season. Kypreos has no clue what he's talking about.

>>74399024
>landeskog
shitty player to be honest

>In a one-minute span today, Jonathan Toews favorably compared Nick Schmaltz to Patrick Kane, and Richard Panik to Marian Hossa.

Has Toews gone insane from busting so hard?

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this is mikael "golden cock" granlund
he's 25 today, say something nice about him

>>74399151
Toews has 44 pts in 52 games eat shit

>>74399169
Not as big of a bust as you'd expect a mongol to be

>>74399197
he's finally unbusting himself because he is on wing and isn't forced to center. it's exciting to watch.

Wanna start watching hockey. Any of you know channels where a eurofag can watch some hockey?

>>74399362
don't bring your steroids here

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how2 acquire finnish qt gf?

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Finnish goaltending will be victorious today

>>74399434
5-3 bawaston

>>74399430
>white
>over 6'1
>great muscles
>over 8 inch penis
that is the starter pack.

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>colorado is having a historically bad season
>landesgoon and duchene won't get traded by the deadline
>sakic will still be GM
lmao

>>74399434
Tuukka will be better. He is always better. Kari is a meme. And Antti too.

>>74399505
>some hockey fans still think Roy was the problem

>>74396948
Ottowa had a massive get though.

>boston traded seguin

>sunday star watch

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Reminder that Germany has produced a better player than all of Finland LMAO

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>>74393399
>tfw you will never be a good montreal boy who rapes the q, plays a few years in the minors to make the show, spends like ten years in the good parts of yurop, and retires close to home

wasn't prepared for these feels tbqh

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UPDATE

>>74399690
draisaitl has finnish parents though.

>>74399738
>that mikael granlund domination

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>>74399756
Blasphemy

>>74399626
and kessel

>>74399434
Rask will get pulled and his non-finnish back up will win

>>74399831
and thornton

GET FUCKING WORKED HOLY SHIT

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lol marchand

>>74399888
Khudobin has finnish parents

>>74399958
You have finnish parents you bust

>let em in

>leht2in

>finnish goaltending

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>>74392688
>Connor McMeme
>Austiston Memethews
>Bill "he's not winning any public speaking awards" Kessel
how long until the entire NHL is comprised of autistic hockey players?

>>74397536
Finland is the lowest of the low. You're one to talk

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>the dallas fucking stars have won a cup more recently than your favorite team

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>>74400259

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My favourite team? The Nashville pRedditers of course

>>74400323
Nashville BTFO. How will they ever recover?

Who's the player on your team that has those constant trade rumors surrounding him that never happen?
Every team has one guy.

>Wild
>Darcy Kuemper

I've heard the "trade Kuemper" line since Josh Harding was the starter. So going on 4 (four) years now

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>>74400393
>Leafs
>Bozak

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>living in the Bay Area
>no one here cares about the shorks until the playoffs roll around.
>go from seeing no shorks gear to a ton of it.
>always, always ends in disappointment

Barely follow hockey myself so desu I'm more or less a bandwagoner myself. Honestly was just happy that they made it to the finals, but I've been following a bit closer this year and they look really fucking good.

Is it just another shorks meme or are they taking it all the way??

>>74400393
Eberle. He's been "traded" ever since 2011-12

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

QUIT PUTTING BIG GAMES ON ONLY NHLN-US AND NOT NHL.TV

YES I'M MAD BRO

FUCK

>>74400491
nah, shorks at the furthest are wcf

>>74400495
Hemmer was like that too

gib you

>>74400393
>mild
>Dumba
Russo had a Q&A in the paper today and someone brought up that Dumba could have a similar trajectory to Burns. Obviously it would be fantasy to see him leading all D in points and top10 of all players. But D usually develop later and Dumba has shown offensive skill. Just need to refine his defensive responsibility.

Trade Scandella for a 2nd for no salary retained.

tuukka is 8-2 with 3 shutouts since the bruins' bye week

the bruins are 104-56 in games in which they've had at least 1 fighting major since the 11-12 season

kari lehtonen is a fat, sweaty, latent homosexual asian boy

>>74400987
they haven't played that many games since then you stupid american

>>74400657
always keep the white over the nig. nigs very rarely lead to cups, arguably not ever

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>>74400987
Who gives a shit?

Nice Crosby dubs

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>>74401070
>Italian
>white

Dumba is half flip not african you dumb dorky dildo.

>>74401070
Dumba is a flip, literally the most powerful people

>>74392952
Sharksfag here. This tbqh senpai-a-lam-a-ding-dong

>>74401116
rice nig

>>74401150
Better than a pasta nigger

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>>74401150
>implying an Italian born and raised in French-Canada is better
Quite a claim

I have $1K on Carolina winning. Am I fucked?

>>74397903
Snes apparently want one for Lazar too, teams are retarded when it comes to busts

>>74401410
probably

>>74401410
probably

>>74401410
>betting on a game guaranteed to be full of memes.
Calgary and Carolina are both top5 meme teams. I would say you dun goofed.

You could have purchased 64 gallons of American mayonnaise off amazon for that amount of money.

>>74401527
lel

>generational

>>74401527
Geeroo on suicide watch

>finnish goaltending

Norgay is never ever allowed to post on /hoc after what happened today.

>FINNISH
>GOALTENDING
>KARI LET EM IN

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>Finnish centering

>Granlund gets moved to wing after the mild get a big strong Ontario boy
>have the best season in franchise history
Really gets my synapses signalling.

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>rags

put in the finn they said

>if he's a finn, throw him in the binn

>the city of finish Goaltending

>>74401987
>>74401997
>>74401998
>>74402036
>>74402037
>>74402041
>>74401820
>this same fag

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holy fucking shit

finnish goaltending

kill all fins

>the transgender mudhut of texas

>Lindell the only stars defenseman who know how to defend
hmm really makes you think...

>>74401997

just shows how retarded yeo was trying to make him a center when he always performed best as a winger

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do your part /hoc/

>dallas fans in this thread thought they had any chance against based Rask
hahahahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

>the village of Analheim

>>74402068
nah tho

>The Vancouver Canucks will no longer be doing town halls with season ticket holders this season after getting BTFO last year
>Tfw Lindenning won't do them anymore so they can pretend fans want their garbage "plan" again
Fucking jews

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>>74401527
Crosby's old.

kari is like the shitty younger brother that play playstation all day and smell bad, he wears grey sweatshrt to school every day.

tuukka is his older brother, the athletic one of the bunch. the big star man, and that so, he has a girlfriend additionally. you can't do a fight about it. it's tuukka for so much.

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>>74395680
>people STILL don't believe the golden generation is coming

I guess it's good to catch them by surprise

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>>74402068
Pretty bad post friend

>captcha is select all squares with a goose
>its a canada goose
Very very triggered right now

>>74399903
And Wheeler

>>74402168
Wtf i hate armenia now

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We invented Writing

We invented Angry Bird

We invented Empires

We invented Barkbread

We invented Hockey

We invented Suana

And this is how you treat us????

>>74402398
>now

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>hoping the dallas stors would do the east a favor
>finnish goalering

>>74402441
Well i personally didnt before

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>>74402387
jets no cups

stars no cups

leafs no cups

crosby gives the meme reddit hotdog guy that 15 y/o youtube commenters think is 'Dank' a stanley cup

?????

bruins have cup?

it certainly causes one to pontificate on manifold ephemera at length

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>all 3 wearing the same jacket

Why?

>>74402494
Advertising for the company, dumbass. That's how the rich live.