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Niklas Hagman-edition

finland is fucking GAY

What do you think guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzHb0VWij_o

Coming to PS4 and PC.
Finally a hockey game on PC.

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>Bandwagon fan

Fucking disgusting

Continuing from last thread - post your NHL collection (jerseys, gear, cards, whatever).

>McDavid and Eberle home jerseys
>signed and framed Gretzky Oilers jersey
>signed and framed McDavid picture
>signed and framed picture of Gretzky playing his last game in Edmonton

>>74383413
I remember last time you posted about this. you're an even bigger fag now

>>74383442
I have a signed hockey card of Kari Haakana.
and a selänne one i guess.

>>74383419
At least he's a hockey fan.

DA KING IN DA NORF.

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>>74383419
>Fucking disgusting

she has fallen far

>>74383446
This is the first time I've been on /hoc/ for a while

>>74383413
Looks janky as fuck.

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>>74383308
"[...]and on the second year of the truce [ceasefire], the situation was so calm that the Danaoi [Greeks, Hellenes] right outside of the camps they would freeze the ponds and doing that, they would play King Erysichton's game, the one that Athena taught him to thank him for establishing the Panathinea festivities. Two groups of men, of equal numbers, would take wooden sticks and try to slide a small piece of bone across to the opposing group's territory, yelling and not rarely scrambling, as if to remind themselves that they were still at war[...]"

-Homer's Iliad, Rhapsody III, 14-20

>>74383498
Thats not what I asked.

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>signed crosby jersey
>signed ovechkin pennant
>signed carey price picture
>signed lemieux puck
>signed dupuis puck
>mike green caps jersey
>lemieux jersey
>jordan staal pens jersey
>way too much AHL shit that no one else cares about
>bunch of other random shit

>>74383505
that's Homer dude, it's undeniable, you just can't deny it.

>>74383468
Wow Chloe looks like THAT????

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>>74383442
Own
>Giroux Winter Classic '14
>Datsyuk Winter Classic '13
>Thornton Home '12
>Landeskog Alternative '16
>Koivu Alternative '16
>Gagne Away '09
>Briere Home '13
>Pretty sure I have an old Pronger as well

>also have a blank Sharks Alt, a blank Ducks home, as well as all the other Mighty Ducks jerseys, and some other random ones.

Want
>Blue Jackets Atkinson Alternative (love that classic look)
>2010 team Germany IIHF

>>74383519
Thats fine and all, but did homer play in the NHL?

Im not even memeing greece, im just to lazy to google.

>>74383442
I only have a Colorado Avalanche home jersey.

Feels bad man

>falling for the merchandise meme

wew

>>74383508
I have a kids Patrick Roy jersey too signed by Denis Bonvie kek

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>>74383562
Literally filling Gary buttmans pockets.

>>74383532
You know it's a meme sport in Germany when the national team's home kit is black-red-gold instead of black and white.

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>>74383624
>home kit

>>74383643
>implying I know ice skating terminology
>in a foreign language even

yeah, no

>>74383624
so every sport but football is a meme sport?

>>74383661
>"in a foreign language"
>speaks proper english

Sounds like excuses. Don't you have a divegrass thread to post in?

>>74383668
Don't they like handball too?

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>>74383537
>but did homer play in the NHL?
>but did homer play in the NHL?
>but did homer play in the NHL?
>but did homer play in the NHL?
>but did homer play in the NHL?
>but did homer play in the NHL?

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>>74383661
if you don't rep eisbaeren then fuck off

>>74383687
>speaks proper english
Not really, but I'll just take the compliment.

>>74383668
Handball, horse riding and some wintersports usually use black and white afaik.

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>>74383689
handball is a meme sport as only the people who live inside pic related highlighted area rates handball

>>74383691
Löwen fds

>>74383401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKJlI4ZODlI

This goal is so kek also top

>>74383691
I only ever went to a DEG game. If I ever get into icehockey my loyalty will be their's.

>>74383765
>Saros not the one at the bottom

>>74383763
>best defender in finnish history is a fennoswede
hmm

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>>74383765
fixed

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>>74383780
nice

>>74383442
>Fucktons of pucks from various NHL/CHL teams
>Signed Julien Gauthier jersey
>2014 Memorial Cup patch worn by Nicolas Aube-Kubel
>Gretzky hockey card
>Some NHL coffee cups

>>74383805
>val dor fan

Pipe down pierre

>>74383787
Who cares? Oh that's right, swedes who still live in the past and can't let it go.

>>74383799
Gretzky dubs confirm

>>74383888
thanks for the guaranteed reply

>>74383917
Here's another one

>>74383944
Much obliged

>>74383787
Wait who are you talking about?
Reijo Ruotsalainen?

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prove me wrong

>>74383977
>his parents didn't name him Pakko Ruotsalainen
missed opportunity for a lifetime of banter

>>74383442

holy shit turn on espn. I just turned it on and its college apehoop and there's an albino player on one of the teams

tampa people are at the caps/preds game and preds have sent agm to a bolts game in the past wonder if theres a trade in the future

>>74384279
most accurate

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>>74384279
Winner.

>>74384235
Johnson maybe? Seems like it would be bigger than an UFA if they've been scouting each other that often. Though the Preds are looking to go 4+4 in expansion so it makes most fun trades seem unlikely.

Alright lads I am back from doing my part in saving the environment and ready to shitpost.
Pretty terrible OP, figures a leaf would be some faggot that browses /tv/.

>rags

Pittsburgh here. It's definitely going to be fucking cold enough for the outdoor game tonight.

>>74384610
Kind mememinder --> >>74378432 & >>74378455

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>>74384651

>>74383369
What a thot...

>>74383442
Signed puck by Gretzky
Signed jersey by Robitaille
Bunch of different Kings player jerseys

QUICK IS IN NET
GET
FUCKING
HYPED

>>74384663
Are you angry about them losing tonight?

Ducks @ Kings fresh bread
>>74384673
>>74384673
>>74384673
Ducks @ Kings fresh bread

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>>74384684
just getting worried that I won't be able to watch the game

>>74383442
Gretzky's foreskin
Heatly's steering wheel
A New York Rangers Kippah
One of Brent Burns' missing teeth
A sock that I am 99% sure contains Ovechkin's semen
Medical records that prove Sidney Crosby got ass implants
A vial of tears from a Finnish fan

Those are the most notable hockey possessions in my collection.

>>74384706
I'm holding my thumbs for you :)

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>>74384782
I don't know what that means

>>74384794
It's swedish for crossing fingers :)

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>>74384765
>Sidney Crosby ass implants

100% natural Thiccness

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>>74384825
Not always the best thing.

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>>74384811
oh thanks buddy. it mostly depends on how quick I can get away from family dinner since my grandma died yesterday

hokkei stops for no deaths

>calder trophy
>valuable

Pick one

Trophies that are decided by some voters are trash.

>>74384855
Oh, that was you. I'm sorry for your loss. But hey, family is more important than a game, even an outdoor one.

With that said, nice Gonchar-repeating digits

>>74384904
>tfw no brain-doping

>>74384855
you can't just stream it from the NBC app?

>>74384904
Very good post!

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>live in Saskatchewan
>literally nothing to do but git gud at hokkei
Sounds comfy, desu baka senpai.

>>74384940
thanks, nice zetterberg dubs

>>74384960
but that would be rude anon

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>Quick starting

NHL on suicide watch

>>74384904
Norway should have been an empty box

>>74385031
Only if it's literally during the eating. If it's that small talk phase you'll be fine.

>>74385011
Sweden are at 8.2 now
>beating Minnesota

>>74385031
Thanks

2016-2010 calder trophy winners:
>Artemi Panarin
>Aaron Ekblad
>Nathan Mckinnon
>Jonathan Huberdeau
>Gabriel Landeskog
>Jeff Skinner
>Tyler Myers

Wow, total lusers.

>>74385052
No, it should have been Olli Jokinen

Why is the entire team having mumps a thing?

Why is this allowed?

>>74385011
>Queerbec not even producing talent at the same rate as Minnesota

C'mon son. That's embarrassing desu. I can forgive Alaska because the sample size is so small, but being behind any other US state is truly the shame of a nation.

>>74385170
>two Colorado players
Makes me think

>>74383442
I have a set of cards from my first kings game given away at the forum in the 90's

>but the kings had no fans before 2012

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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2017/02/canucks-fire-team-doctor-jenny-mccarthy-5-players-contract-mumps/

>McCarthy, who apparently has no medical degree, said that she was disappointed that the team was letting her go, but said she had done her job since none of the players contracted autism.

Hmm...

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>>74385254
wtf?

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>wayne gretzky
>dave taylor
>rob blake

Who are these faggots that I've never heard of?

>>74385298
Would you let her give you a rectal exam?

>>74385254
go back to /r/eddit

>>74385357
If it means taking a look at my rectum, then no

>>74385192
Quebec is the shame of the nation for many reasons, that included. French Canadians should be killed.

>>74385254
>We became concerned after Dr. McCarthy insisted putting Gwyneth Paltrow’s muscle toning cream on Alexander Edler fractured fibula as treatment,” explained Canucks Coach Willie Desjardins. “And the only prescription she gave out was for her book, ‘Louder than Words.’”

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>>74385381
>a Swede who doesn't like his anus fingered

wtf???

Going to give you my biased opinion

>Hart: McDavid
>Art Ross: Crosby
>Rocket Richard: Crosby
>Calder: Matthews
>Norris: Burns
>Selke: All I know is Koivu still won't get it
>Vezina: Dubnyk
>Presidents: Washington
>Masterson: Bickell

>>74385446
>fingered

you think that could satisfy swedes? need something thicker

>>74385475
Anderson is getting the Masterton
Toews is getting the Selke

>???
>Artemi Panarin
>Aaron Ekblad
>Nathan Mckinnon
>Jonathan Huberdeau
>Gabriel Landeskog
>Jeff Skinner
>Tyler Myers

No one wants to be in that group.

give me a you or i will delete this thread

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>>74385232
I like that raw style in OC

>>74385475
>Vezina: Dubnyk

It's Holtby (unfortunately) and it's not even close.

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>tfw my father and grandmother both had colon cancer
>tfw my colon is going to be a doctor's playground once I hit 30
At least it is very treatable. I hear the worst part is the preparation and not the actual camera in the ass part.

>>74385643
>my colon is going to be a doctor's playground once I hit 30

you don't know that

>>74385475
They'll probably give it to McMeme but Burns has a decent Hart candidacy.

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>>74385643
>mfw no history of cancer or dementia or Alzheimer's in my family
Feels bretty gud, lads.

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>>74385676
Well considering colon cancer is easily detected by simple screenings I think it will be.

>>74385638
Holtby has done nothing to run away with the Vezina. He is certainly in the race but I think it will come down to the last few weeks.

FUCK why am I responding to grease?

>>74385611
I like that picture

>>74385792
oh

yes, you should be getting checked

have sex afterwards to compensate

>>74385827
I 'm glad a finn finally appreciates my effort

>>74385643

I work on an Oncology ward (Not a Doctor).

As far as I know it's one of the most treatable, so much so that it's a rare that we have one admitted. Besides, it's not set in stone by any stretch of the imagination, I wouldn't worry too much man.

>>74385792
>Holtby has done nothing to run away with the Vezina

I think I heard last night's announcers say something like he has most wins in the last year (not season).

>>74385724
>Alzheimer's
The worst way to go. I listened to an interesting podcast that explained how most doctors don't want any of the life-saving procedures that most people would want. For the simple fact they rarely work and only prolong the invertible with more suffering.

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Bye week is finally over tonight

when is seattle getting a team

>>74385870
I know, my father got screened after my grandmother was found with it. He went under the knife and is alive and well. Still is going to suck shitting my brains out every few years to ensure my colon is working as intended.

>>74385934
When they get their shit together and build an arena.
>>74385927
Enjoy the loss. Are you happy now NHLPA?

Caps @ Preds on, anyone want a thread

The finn is goltending, already gave one up

is marner playing today?

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1-0 rangers over devils

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>tfw watching the game and your gf's son comes in and kicks you out because he wants to play 2k

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Ducks/>kongs game is getting pretty chippy if anyone wants to watch some comfy daytime hokkei

>>74386297

is king not good enough for the devils?

What should I put in my two weeks warning hoc?

>>74386520
>rags

>when swedes and finns work together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFu9kfgHIfU

>>74386574
ugh..

>>74386574
god damn elastinen was fucking jacked

>>74386600
>>74386603
That's some real shit

>>74386520
Quitting a job?

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Backstrom

>>74386175
No, why do you ask?

I wish he was. It's become obvious he was carrying JVR and Bozo.

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2-0 rangers

>>74386520

>shit boss
>shit coworkers
>shit product
>(company name)

>>74386767
Wow, what a great post! I bet you're a good guy :)

>Islels

>>74386520

claim a form of harrasment

get tons of dosh as a settlement

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#audi

LET'S GO DE-VOLS

>>74386809
100% this

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>>74387169
Not a 90's Volvo/10

>>74386520
"imma gaylord"

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Wew lads Carter got BTFO

>>74387169
BWM and Audi are literally same b-tier products but with different logos.

Mercedes is the best german car.

>>74386520
fatigue and not being satisfied with the salary

I 'M ROLLING THUNDER
AND POWER RAIN
I COME ALONG LIKE A NEW JERSEY DEVIL

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>driving yuroshit """""""""""""""""""""""automobiles"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>>74387432
>mfw you drive a rustbucket (some people insist on calling them Ford though)

>>74387432
>american cars

Worst cars ever.

Ford is ok-tier but all other brands are shit

it will not be the 1st time the Devils come back from a 2 goal trailing

>>74387432
I heard american "cars" explode if you don't turn them on for two days

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>yuroshits knowing anything about cars

>>74387490
Ford is shit too desu

LEL ISLELS

best cars is chinese cars

>>74387522
>americucks knowing anything about quality products.

>>74387542
Volvo confirmed for best car :)

>yuroshit """"""""""""""""engineering"""""""""""""

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this is unironically finlands greatest technological achievement.

probably stolen from sweden too

>>74387604
kek, no, it's the Nokia


also, what mish-mash this game is. The Devils are so nervous, come oooooooooooooooooooon

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>when refs won't call a penalty in the rangers devils game

Do any pros wear the big cages, like what college players have to wear

>>74387604
Linux (pronounced lin-əks[9][10] or, less frequently, lyn-əks[10][11]) is a Unix-like computer operating system assembled under the model of free and open-source software development and distribution. The defining component of Linux is the Linux kernel,[12] an operating system kernel first released on September 17, 1991 by Linus Torvalds.[13][14][15] The Free Software Foundation uses the name GNU/Linux to describe the operating system, which has led to some controversy.[16][17]

Quick facts: Developer, Written in ...
Linux was originally developed for personal computers based on the Intel x86 architecture, but has since been ported to more platforms than any other operating system.[18] Because of the dominance of Android on smartphones, Linux has the largest installed base of all general-purpose operating systems.[19] Linux is also the leading operating system on servers and other big iron systems such as mainframe computers, and is used on 99.6% of the TOP500 supercomputers.[20][21] It is used by around 2.3% of desktop computers.[22][23] The Chromebook, which runs on Chrome OS, dominates the US K–12 education market and represents nearly 20% of the sub-$300 notebook sales in the US.[24] Linux also runs on embedded systems – devices whose operating system is typically built into the firmware and is highly tailored to the system. This includes TiVo and similar DVR devices, network routers, facility automation controls, televisions,[25][26] video game consoles and smartwatches.[27] Many smartphones and tablet computers run Android and other Linux derivatives.[28]

>>74387673
are you stupid?

>>74387695

unix is the superior operating system

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Who here /gettingshitfacedafterwork/

>>74387330
I knew the ducks twitter would end up deleting it

>forsberg for erat

>>74387757
>Linux is also the leading operating system on servers and other big iron systems such as mainframe computers, and is used on 99.6% of the TOP500 supercomputers.[

embelishment

>>74387811
perfect time for a back to back to back hat trick

>>74387782
i wish i could but i work tommorow

lol, fuck you pirri

Shatt on Kirk to Rangers when?

>>74387811
>>74387847
Great posts

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>tfw Trump can see the future
>he foresaw the Canucks' charge into the playoffs, going 16-0 to win the Cup
>used meme magic to infect the Nucks with mumps and thus preserve another American Cup win

what the hell is wrong with the Devils' sticks? Seriously, is anybody watching this period?

>>74385475
>Hart: Crosby
>Art Ross: McDavid
>Rocket Richard: Crosby
>Calder: Laine
>Norris: Burns
>Selke: Bergeron
>Vezina: Holtby
>Presidents: Washington
>Masterson: Bickell
>Ted Lindsay: Crosby

>>74387963
>Calder: Laine

Yuck, Matthews can have that.

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How sad do you think Zetterbeard is that he is captain when the streak ends? Do you think he feels lonely now that the only other decent players on the team are either young enough to be his kid or about to get traded? Is this worse than what's happening to Sweden?

fucking finally adam, you could have one more

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>>74387988
>Finn trying to discredit the trophy so it stings less when his hero doesnt win it

Dont worry Jussi, Crosby and McDavid both lost it too, and theyre the best players in the league

>>74385475
>>74387963
Backlund will cheekily win Selke
t. futureman

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One hell of a game we got tonight

Lots at stake for both teams indisputably

>>74388007
Nothings happening to Sweden so it can't be that bad then

>>74388068
>sudan

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>Post yfw the Kings meme their way to another cup after faking a Quick injury all season and hes well rested for the layoffs

>>74388020

2010-2016 Calder winners

>Artemi Panarin (kane babby)
>Aaron Ekblad (regressing badly)
>Nathan Mckinnon (Starting to look like a bust
>Jonathan Huberdeau (barkov babby)
>Gabriel Landeskog
>Jeff Skinner (disappointment
>Tyler Myers (huge disappointment)

No one wants to be in that luser group. As i said Matthews can have that trophy.

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>>74388090
mfw

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>>74387695
Torvalds is a fennoswede.

WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE

finland taking claim for swedish accomplishments. truly pathetic

>>74388104
Born and raised in finland. That's all it matters.

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>>74388090

>>74388100
>Only 5 Calder winners (Ovechkin, Malkin, Kane, Skinner, Landaskog) in the last 16 years have not been busts

Finlands right

>>74388129
Landeskog is definitely a bust though. He's so bad he has to goon it up to keep his roster spot.

>>74388122
>h-hes finnish i s-s-s-s-swear
when will you stop stealing memes and accomplishments from your vastly superior neighbors?

finland disgusts me, terrible country! sweden, norway, danmark, estie and russia are much superior!

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>>74383765
fixed

>>74388178

Habs Leafs

>>74388129
All those 2010 and forward calder winners aren't that great players.

>>74388173
I even prefer Armenia to Finland

>>74384008
Where the fuck is Sergei

>>74388198
Hey, that's low.

Has the finnish meme/post dropped that hard now that I've barely been posting here for the last two months?

who else scared of the kongs now..

>>74388198
>>74388173
desu finland is fast approaching grease tier. its gotten really fucking bad

>>74388198
we all do desu

>>74388229
It usually derails the discussions now.

>>74388239
No one? Budaj is better than Quack

>>74388245
I'm sorry. :(

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>>74388276
>implying Quick isnt the clutchest player in the league

>>74388291
Don't listen to those faggots, you'll never be greece/armenia/portugal tier.

>>74388276
what are you 4?
go watch the 012 loffs bud

>>74388299
he was mediocre in the second cup run, can't let the first one cloud your judgement too much

>>74388305
The constant spamming of reddit tier memes like this>>74388181 says otherwise

>>74388323
t. Bay area meme resident

>rags

>>74388305
I will not listen to them now.

>saros winning it for preds
>korpisalo for blowjobs
>raanta for rags

So this the power of finnish goaltending.

>>74388399
>no Slavin/Pesce
Shitty meme sven

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>>74388370
Could you enlighten us about what this unique and supremely astonishing technique is called?

what the fuck happened in the >rags game
I was refilling my sprite

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>Flyers are playing outside
>cant even enjoy it because this game is real really important for the standings
Still ELITE though

>>74388420
>dabbing during the game

Fucking mongrols

>>74388420
Probably something caused by bad defending by a swedish defenceman.

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>>74388439

>bozak and marner out tonight
WEW

where's the game thread?

>>74388439
there's nothing wrong with having fun, it's just a game

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this is the band ron maclean just referenced on hockey night btw

>>74388474
Name 1 team that won a ship with a goof on the team.

Ill wait

>>74388461
nvm i found it.

>>74388486
Pens with Bill last year

>>74388499
>Bill
>Anything but serious

Okay burger

>>74386048
Offsides Ovi has experienced Finnish magic.

>>74388486
Kings 2014

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>>74388454
Try again.

>>74388528
Rinne just enjoys memes. Makes the game more exciting.

>>74388526
Who was the team goof and provide webm evidence

>>74388550
Dustin brown you tard

>>74388528
That's the definition of a bad bounce, no goalie is getting that one.

>islels
0-7 (seven)

>>74388565
Hes a meme not a goof. Theres a difference.

Being stupid is not on purpose

>>74388543
This. Pekka just likes memeing

>>74388567
that's why you put your body in front of bouncy pucks

>>74388574
You're just going to dismiss every amount of tomfoolery as something else.

>>74388589
But muh smaller pads

>>74388598
Show me evidence of his tomfoolery then

>>74385200
>tfw I was one of the only anons that would post with you and Jedi Mind Quick before they won a cup
I don't have that ghost town picture to explain a kings game thread anymore.

Has Saros eclipsed Pekka?

>>74388663
yeah like a year ago

preds are pretty elite desus

>>74385475
>Hart: McDavid
>Art Ross: McDavid
>RR: Crosby
>Calder: Matthews
>Norris: Burns
>Selke: Kesler
>Vezina: Holtby
>Presidents: Washington
>Masterson: Subban (we ain't racist, see!?)
>Lady Bing: Leon "Finish the Job" Draisaitl

>>74388565
>captains a team to 2 stanley cup victories
>more than any american ever even that faggot mike modano can't touch him
>he's a goof

Haters gonna hate

anyone get a screencap of those cuties at the ranger game?

>>74388690
Let's be honest Anze, as a Kings fan, we've all seen the water bottle .gif; he's a fucking goof.

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>>74388697

>>74388722
kek, they looked better in the first shot

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>>74383369
>tfw she has stronger jaw than you

IS there a leafs habs thread not started by a frog?

Weber was a Suter and Josi babby imo

>>74388720
Yeah but dont tell me you wouldn't want that goof backing you up when some faggot like marchand is trying to purposely end your career

>price

>>74388722
Oy vey!

>>74388690
He's great but he's still a goof

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If the based Canucks manages to win tonight despite icing 3/4th of a team full of career AHLers, are the Sharks, indeed, Shorks?

RANGERS WIN!!

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>>74388798
Sharks proved they were shorks last year in the stanley cup finals

They can never be anything but shorks

>Devlels

Flyers jerseys tonight are quite meme

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>>74388822
I swear to G-d if the Kings don't push the coilers outta a playoff spot...

>>74388481
And that cover is Black Flag reference

>only 1 goal, 2 assists for Forsberg

bust

>finnish goaltending secures 3 wins

Is finnish goaltending, dare I say it, elite.

>>74388918
Yeah, wish we'd kept Martin Erat. I hear he's got a goal every game in the Meme league.

Who was the GK for nashville?

>>74388939
Juicy Saros

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>>74388939

>>74388766
No doubt, I'm glad he stopped flopping like a fuckign faggot.

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>>74388944
>>74388952
>Saros was born on the same day/year as me
It hurts.

>>74388918
>no hattrick
trade him

>>74388990
>Forsberg could have been scoring Hatties with Ovi and Kuz

CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES

Who do the Preds give up for Duchene? I mean, if they can play like they did tonight, consistently, then do they really even need him?

>Juuse Saros (born 19 April 1995) is a Fennoswedish professional ice hockey goaltender for the Nashville Predators of the National Hockey League (NHL). Saros was selected by the Predators in the fourth round (99th overall) of the 2013 NHL Entry Draft.

Oh look, Finland riding based Sweden's coat tails AGAIN

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Elite?

>>74389014
Subban for Duchene straight up

I MADE IT HOME IN TIME FOR THE GAME

anyone make a thread yet?

>>74389046
>less than a point per game in the AHL

B U S T
U
S
T

>>74389014
Not worth it until the summer, then offer Fabbro and some other shit

>>74389043
>immigrate to sweden
>grow up in sweden
>would rather represent your birth country

sounds pretty swedish

>>74389046
>not even ppg
lol

good luck with that one bud, it's going to become crystal clear in a couple seasons that you should've taken tkachuk.

ok I made pens vs flyers

>>74389072
>>74389072

>>74389049
I think Subban had a long-standing injury when he came to Nashville and Montreal didn't disclose it. I think they could have invalidated the trade and gotten some picks off the Habs, but Poile loves having Subban wearing the gold simply from a PR perspective.

>>74389069
can you blame him? Easier to make the Finnish Olympic team than it is the Swedish, as a Goalie and every other position

>>74389014
I read one post about huge demands, but idk how true it was.

>>74389081
Makes sense. He's looked more what you'd expect the past couple of games. Still some meme mistakes but creating more chances.

>>74389081
>That Montreal didn't disclose

Nashvilles fault for either not finding it on their own or letting it slide.

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Elite?

>>74389140
>30 PIM

doubtful

So is Crosby going to get league MVP

>>74389108
I might be wrong but he feels weak defensively. he's great at getting points on the board but not keeping them off.

>>74388878
Canada doesnt know anything about good punk rock all they have are gay bands like propagandi

predators better not play the back up against the blackhawks. They need to give the starter Saros more time to play to get ready for the playoffs

>>74389174
PUP is from Canada and the best current punk rock band

>>74389201
pup is soft as fuck and for hipster faggots

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>canada's entire punk rock scene

someone make a new thread

>>74389249
bunch of slack jawed faggots

>>74389249
can confirm