/heem/ 49-1 Edition

>>74392262
How is his skin white but none of his features are white?

>>74392270
>non-black hair

Thats white

>>74392270
the irish are the niggers of "white" people

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0-3(Floyd, Manny, Holly Holm)

21-10 MMA

9-15 UFC (Losses to Nate, Artem, Khabib, Ferguson, Avila, Benavidez, Lineker, CM Punk x 2, BJ Penn)

>>74392280
>white """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
ftfy

nice, comfy new thread

>>74392287
3-0 KO on (Floyd, Manny, Cannelo)
49-2 KO by McGregor (and in the rematch)
25-1 UFC (Loss was redeemed and goes through Tyron, GSP, Nick, Nate, Cruz, Cody, Aldo, Might Mouse, Bisping, Jon Jones, Stipe, Ngannou, and any other bum)

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Screwed over

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0-3(Floyd, Manny, Holly Holm)

21-10 MMA

9-15 UFC (Losses to Nate, Artem, Khabib, Ferguson, Avila, Benavidez, Lineker, CM Punk x 2, BJ Penn)

1*-5 Bellator (Losses to Rory, MVP, Tito Ortiz, Paddy Pimblett, Ben Askren, 1 win was against Chael Sonnen in a fixed fight)

0-5 Rizin (Losses to Garbi Garcia, Krazy Horse, Sakuraba, Cro Cop, 90 year old pro-wrestler)

>>74392338
4-0 KO on (Floyd, Manny, Cannelo, Oscar De La Hoya)
49-2 KO by McGregor (and in the rematch)
49-1 UFC (Loss was redeemed and goes through Tyron, GSP, Nick, Nate, Cruz, Cody, Aldo, Might Mouse, Bisping, Jon Jones, Stipe, Ngannou, McGregor Jr., CM Punk, (You) and any other bum)

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Bellator 174: Coenen vs. Budd - March 3, 2017
UFC 209: Woodley vs Thompson 2 - Mar 4, 2017
UFC Fight Night: Belfort vs Gastelum - Mar 11, 2017
UFC Fight Night: Manuwa vs Anderson - Mar 18, 2017
Invicta FC 22 Evinger vs. Kunitskaya 2 - MAR 25, 2017
Bellator 175: Rampage vs. King Mo 2 - March 31, 2017
UFC 210: Cormier vs. Johnson 2 - Apr 8, 2017

what else should i be looking forward to in the short term future?

>>74392327
who gives a fuck about Holly Holm, fuck her and her stupid noises, finish fights or shut the fuck up

>>74392327

3,4,5 Holm

Floyd "49-1" Mayweather
Wins-
>Berto (UD)
>Pacquiao (UD)
>Maidana (UD)
>Maidana (MD)
>Alvarez (MD)
>Guerrero (UD)
>Cotto (UD)
>Ortiz (KO)
>Mosley (UD)
>Marquez (UD)
>Hatton (TKO)
>De La Hoya (SD)
>Baldomir (UD)
>Judah (UD)
>Mitchell (UD)
>Gatti (RTD)
>Bruseles (TKO)
>Corley (UD)
>N'dou (TKO)
>Sosa (UD)
>Castillo (UD)
>Castillo (UD)
>Chavez (RTD)
>Hernandez (UD)
>Corrales (TKO)
>Augustus (TKO)
>Vargas (UD)
>Gerena (RTD)
>Juuko (KO)
>Rios (UD)
>Manfredy (TKO)
>Hernandez (RTD)
>Pep (UD)
>Gustavo (UD)
>Cuello (TKO)
>Melo (KO)
>Girard (KO)
>Arroyo (TKO)
>Nunez (TKO)
>Garcia (KO)
>Leija (TKO)
>Chavez (TKO)
>O'Shields (UD)
>Duran (TKO)
>Giepert (TKO)
>Rodriguez (TKO)
>Ayala (TKO)
>Cooper (TKO)
>Sanders (UD)
>Apodaca (TKO)
Loses-
>Schaub (KO)

Floyd vs Conor is not going to happen. It never was. I'm getting really tired of hearing about it. Whenever I hear MMA people talking like it would actually happen I lose respect for them for being to naive. I love comfy MMA talk shows and this is a cancer taking over them

Failgaria with another fail

>>74392397

Casuals don't know any other fighter to discuss other than Magiga.

>>74392397
Hi Dana!

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>>74392398
heres an idea though, how about 2 threads at the same time, one thread for real /heem/ and a containment thread for Schaubposters, Spainsperg, Dockie, Scatsperg, CodyButtAssPoopFan, I train at SBG sperg etc etc

>>74392423

Janny wouldn't allow it plus you just know those idiots would cross-post.

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>>74392418
Do people talk about Pearl Harbor or the nukes dropped in Nagasaki and Hiroshima?

>>74392262
Why does Conair want to box Floyd so bad? Surely he even knows he'll lose so I don't get the point of it

Does he want make a few million and retire?

>>74392418
you have posted this image 75+ times since december. please stop

Should Floyd put a belt on the line?

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>This damage control
>Thinking a majority decision is revenge over getting choked out like a chicken

Wew lol

>>74392451
he vacated his titles when he retired

>>74392450

I'll post it 100 times more if need be. In fact next week is the 1 year anniversary and I plan on posting it a lot so you better go back to your safe-space if you hate being triggered.

Anyone who thinks Magiga can beat Floyd probably had high hopes for CM Punk against Mickey

>>74392465
no one is being triggered. no one cares. you barely get any (you)s. its just a wasted post at this point

>>74392474

You clearly take note of it, so I'll keep posting it as long as I am physically able to.

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could ronda beat gabi?

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Michael Bisping, the natty GOAT

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>>74392582

>>74392552
nah ronda is shit at striking

>>74392438

Your analogy sucks. The nukes were way more devastating than pearl harbor, yet you compare nate's win to pearl harbor, even though nates win was way more devastating. Nate finished Conor in devastating fashion, while Conor arguably fought to a draw with Nate.

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>>74392644
The damage has been done

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP79YR8wGbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx66GFpYO1I
Which current UFC fighter do you want to see do an anime walkout? I know the UFC wouldn't allow it because no fun allowed.

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Damage was done indeed

Was gsp on roids?

>>74392822
Of course.

>>74392822
objectively, yes but "roids" arent just one thing. there are thousands of different types of performance enhancing drugs that have all types of benefits

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>>74392822
He was on at least HGH, you can tell just by his gut.

>>74392841
>le developed abs = hgh because i dont know how muscles or body composition works
shoo shoo, pls go

Yes GSP has roided his entire career, greased against BJ, missed weight against Nick, and bribed the judges to "beat" Johny.

I'll never had any respect for that boring cheater.

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>>74392822
Yeah. I think that's why he keeps talking about testing, he's not comfortable using with USADA in place so now he's paranoid somebody will find a way to game the system and have an advantage over him.

That being said, I don't think it really changes much about his career, he was a very technical fighter that still would've been very good without "supplements" and some of his best wins came against obvious juicers.

gsp is ducking tyron. if wonderboy was the champ, he'd fight him over bisping.

>>74392888
gsp would heem tyron so hard he'll wish his ancestors never set foot on the slave ships

Say

AN-DRA-DE

>>74393055
BRAZIEWSH

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>tko ro 1
>tko ro 2
>sub ro 3
>tko ro 1

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the goat can't come back soon enough

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>>74393098
>literally admits to eyepoking people on purpose
He's also won his last 4 fights by decision, the new rules might not be so kind to him

Anderson Silva vs GSP stupor fight

/heem/ told me that gustaffson was retired permanently

>>74393164
/heem/ told me it was a good idea to train my chin by letting someone repeatedly hit me in the face.

A hospital bill and 8 stitches later made me realize this entire place is retarded

>>74393098
Why do people love Jones so much?

Serious qustion

>>74393164
he's got plenty of time to pull out of the fight, I swear the ufc pulls the old bait and switch with some of these main events

>>74393164
/heem/ told me Gall was going to get rekt by Sage

>>74393181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75AsB1Q6pT8

>>74393181
He's the GOAT for demolishing all those former champs in a row imho.

I don't like him but I can see why people would, he can be kinda funny when he's not being fake.

>>74393190
I don't follow.

>>74393192
This, he's got the most legit win streak in mma history.
Its easy to look at someone like Fedor and call out cans, but with Jones its all solid fighters.

I really hope we get to see Floyd knock out this goofy ass loudmouth manlet

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>>74393201
49-1

>>74393201
consider this, your view on conor is 100% reflective of yourself and nothing else. why do you view him this way?

>>74393206

lel McGoober would probably lose an MMA fight as well, seeing as his ground game is piss poor

God help this manlet if Floyd gets to put on 4 ounce gloves.

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>>74393222
Floyd isn't ready for kicks, knees and elbows my friend

>>74383756
1-0 KO on Floyd
49-1 KO by McGregor
20-1 UFC (Loss was redeemed and goes through Tyron, GSP, Nick, Nate, Cruz, Cody, Aldo and any other bum)

>>74393222
I dont think boxers can be prepared to deal with kicks, Ray Mercer took one from remy Bonjasky and he was done. A kickboxing fight would be more interesting though.

>>74393228

what is all this horseshit? there is no circumstance under which McFaggot has a chance of beating Floyd. None. Nada. It's just a money making scheme for the broke ass Irish bitchlet

>>74393240
In MMA? Yes there is

Floyd will not know how to handle kicks, knees and elbows buddy. Connor has also had a submission victory so he could easily dominate on the ground against a bum like Mayweather

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>>74392262

Upcoming events:

3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Thread theme song: https://youtu.be/dBEBkZ7sPMo

>>74393098
Can't wait till Rumble fights this man. Would love to see a uppercut from hell landed on Jones chin

>>74392876
>tfw cyborg has bigger penis than you

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>1 week left

>>74393259
>ywn train at aka and be bros with cain, dc, rockhold and habib

>>74393198
>185 has beens

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>tfw comfy winter is almost over
>no more cozy fights
not fookin cool lads

>>74393262
>tranes aka
>gets injured

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Conor McGregor
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion

>>74393273
m8 what are you doing?

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>>74393273
>Conor making 130lb

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>>74393262

>And watch MMA events from your bed room in the hospital together.

>>74393281
im really glad the meme face died

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>>74393281
>Cain/Werdum 2 didnt happen
pisses me off 2bh

>>74393290
Might still happen, the match up still makes sense for their next fight but I could understand Fabricio not wanting to take it. They honestly need to pay someone to train to be Cain's replacement.

>>74393273
boxing FW is way lighter then mma

he'd win all the super/light/welter shits

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>>74393290
>caring about deprecated heavyweights when the future is here

>>74393247
how can a fighter with 65 reach do so well? I'm 5'7
67 reach.
Is your reach supposed to exceed your height?

>>74393294

Werdum and Cain are not fighting again unless they are in a champ/contender status, there is a higher chance for JDS/Cain 4.

>>74393308
most people are squares

>>74393314
what I mean is Conor is 74 reach at 5'9
Cody is 65 at 5'8.
How is that possible?

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>>74393310
>there is a higher chance for JDS/Cain 4.
save us Ngannou

>>74393276
He's a lost cause anon. Just...Just let him be...

>>74393315
Jon Jones has an 84.5" reach at 6'4" and Stefan Struve has 84.5 at 7'. How is that possible?

>>74393327
>tfw ywn be 84.5" reach at 6'4"

why even trane?

>>74393327
Not being racist but don't blacks have longer arms because their DNA is closer to Gorillas or those less evolved humans?

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>>74393332
>not being racist but arent black people less evolved than white people

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Photo of the year so far?

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>>74393338
This

>>74393332
fuck off

>>74393336
Blacks are genetically different, no one can deny that.

>>74393343
>subhuman

That's a bit mean, let's just say they are different.

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>>74393343
>If evolution is real that means blacks are less evolved and are subhuman by definition
how dumb this statement is doesnt even bother me. its the fact that a real live person typed this and really believes this to be factual that bothers me. i bet you have power or influence of some type in your daily life when you clearly should be condemned to a special peoples living situation

>>74393349
everyone is different from everyone you fuck. black people have more skin pigmentation and different facial features. thats literally the only differences

>>74393351
If you're going to call someone dumb you should probably make sure you can type better than them first.

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>>74393354
>thats literally the only differences

>>74393354
>thats literally the only differences

dude

no

i dont even

>>74393351
what part of what I wrote is wrong?
Black are closer to monkeys than we are.
They're less evoled. you're such a faggot lmao

Blacks have more muscles in their legs, probably helps them fight

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>I don't do BJJ

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>>74393338

Al Iaquinta vs Conor McGregor will be the fight to make at the end of 2017.

Al is back and ready to take over lightweight. Sorry ass Punk McGregor isn't ready for the strong Island stud.

is Conor ever gonna defend a belt?

>>74393454
Nope. He's destroying the UFC's credibility.

>>74393457
This is what ive been saying, hes not good for the sport, he started this thing where it isnt about who the best fighter is its about who can talk to most shit, its this weird cult of personality bullshit and this fool wont even defend a belt because that might ruin his image. Pathetic

>>74393457
>being this much of a cuck

Get a champion who can shut down the two weight champion.

>>74392552
roid gnome

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I wonder if Gabi Garcia knows shes taken years off her life from abusing steroids

>>74393490
Tell your manlet coke addict buddy to stop selling wolf tickets for a fight with Floyd and to start promoting Khabib vs Ferguson.

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eso wassup /heem/

it's a beautiful and sunny saturday morning here in spain and i'm having some coffe with my AlphaBrain™ supplements

what about you?

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>>74393637
by saturday do you mean sunday?

i mean sunday

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whats with the weird tattoo on his arm?

>>74393637
terrible honestly

>>74393724
so his masters can identify him

>>74393637
joe rogan is a shithead, i hung by my shoulders for 1 minute and they hurt worse than before, fuck that manlet.

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>>74393268
Winter fights suck, nothing better in this life than getting drunk shirtless on a hot day and watching some heems

>when you dont like that its another interim belt but you love that its five rounds

Reminder that Sakuraba has a youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT368AKr2fFG6KT2Xy1KFgQ

why is gsp fighting bisping if he says he can make 155?

>>74393240
I disagree 100%. Floyd is a retired 40 y/o. Nugget in his prime. It's not IMPOSSIBLE but it's highly unlikely nugget wins.

https://youtu.be/KTu9v-LOPa0
kekekekekek

I am convinced that McGoobs would heem Tony. I am not convinced McGoobs would heem Khabib. I know Khabib has worse stand up than Tony though.

What an interesting feel.

>>74394002
>Conor conor conor? Have you heard the latest Conor news? I know you're talking about other fighters but how would they match up with Conor?

>>74392386
>giving Holm any round but 5

READ

THE

SCORING

CRITERIA

>>74394011
Haha ur totally rite my man I shouldn't worry how the interim champ would match up against the actual champ haha

my next question was how Holloway matches up with Aldo but that's dumb too haha sorry

>>74394033
punushed cholo aldo wins desu

>>74394042
Cartel Aldo looked really good against Fronkie so I wouldn't be surprised

>>74394002
Tony can't force a ground game on someone who doesn't want to go to the ground in Michael Johnson, but I don't know if Conor is blacksplosive enough to defend the takedowns.

>>74394051
he will leg kick the shit out of halloway, it wont even be close

dont watch mmo but who's connor fiting next ???

Never be afraid to express yourself. You are the only one who can do it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7WKXu-Ci-ho

Daily reminder that mushrooms are people too

I hope WME cuts flyweight and Mighty Mouse goes to rizin. I bet he could be a star over there. Give him welterweight cans to heem and he can run around the ring doing his little jumps and shit

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>>74394162
lol

>>74394156
Mighty Meme v Baruto, who you got?

>>74394002
>I am convinced that McGoobs would heem Tony
nope

>>74394134
That was cool

>>74394057
Yeah, that's what I think

>>74394167
Mighty Mouse via decision

>>74394167
>Mighty Meme v Baruto
right now probally baruto but if they let MM trane solely with huge guys for 6 months MM by sub

>>74394162
I know a guy who got banned yesterday for literally posting a picture of a fighter that a mod apparently didn't recognize.

>>74394210
>knowing 4channers irl

Neck yourself

>>74394168
Tony leaves his chin open a lot. He hasn't been heem'd yet, but Conor has great precision and speed, so it seems he'd crack him quite a bit honestly.
Tony flows well, but even watching the RDA fight, there's a lot of moments you can see where he's leaving himself exposed. RDA didn't capitalise, but you've got to imagine someone with Goobs striking ability would

>>74394219
confirmed for casual

>>74394219
Gnothi seauton

>>74394011
How DARE people talk about the best and most successful fighter in the UFC! They MUST talk about boring nobodies who never win fights!

>>74394228
tony slips a lot of strikes and has a granite chin

hes conors kryptonite

>>74394236
Just another bum chin to crack

>>74394236
>tony slips a lot of strikes
He gets clipped all the time, the fact that he has a good chin just saves him.

lawler rda desu

>>74394236
>le get hit in the face a lot man
>le dropped by London Banana man

King Conor would eat him alive.

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>>74394290
#wouldwatch

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>>74394032
>reading anything, ever

>>74394236
>granite chin
It's held up but he has been stunned a lot. Nate has a granite chin and Conor dropped him quite a few times. He slips as much as he leaves himself open desu, I don't fancy his chances too much against Conor

>>74394290
RDA talked about that back when they were both champs. Both then and now I think Lawler mauls him

>>74394304
thicc

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shook

>>74394236
t ferg slips on the mat if thats what youre talkin about

conor would put him away

>>74394481
>caring about who blocks you twitter

>>74394481
Just liquidated my assets and placed a large bet on Tony

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lads

jason knight would murder and submit into the oblivion realm every top10 featherweight

Dont make me delet your chin

>>74394603
*pulls you to closed guard*

>>74394584
Khabib does this quite a bit desu, I think he just takes things differently and Black might have said something that turned him the wrong way

Or who knows man, with how fast Black talks and how enthusiastic he has, he might have thought I don't even understand what this dude is blabbering on about

>>74392443
He wants to make more money than he would ever stand to make fighting in the UFC by being in the highest profile fight possible

>conors baby turns out blacked
>conors confidence drops to zero
>the rise and fall of a champion destroyed by a woman

>tfw you realize 209 is 1 week away
>tfw you know there will be a new spicy meme created in the next 7 days

>>74393055
AN-DRA-GEE

>>74394621
I doubt it was actually Khabib who blocked him, probably his manager.

tony beats mcgregor

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Kebab vs Ferguson is the main event.

Woodley vs Thompson will be the same as every Wondercuck's fight - he will stay out of the reach and run away for five rounds, and try to kick once every minute. Tyrone will try to rush him. And if it goes to decision, Wondercuck will get probably 5 points more than he really should.

>>74393222
>seeing as his ground game is piss poor
>wrestle fucked max Holloway
Ca'jwel

>>74394701
haha

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74394697
I don't know, Khabib did it to Ariel in the past iirc and they talked about it
Doesn't seem like his manager would have much reason to go round blocking journalists, especially when he handles other fighters too. But that said does Khabib really have time to even be on Twitter and shit this close to his fight

>>74394721
Their first fight is way overrated. I think this next one might be better, but it has a chance of being worse because both guys could be even more cautious this time

>>74394721
>But why doesn't the most timed counterstriker in the UFC rush at 205lbs gorilla??!?!
Leave casual

>people talking about tony beating conor
>implying tony beats khabib
>implying conor ever fights in the ufc again

>>74394721

fuck you, put some respeck on wonderboys name, you maggot. fucking piece of shit half country nigger. fucking scum european piece of shit slav faggot

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>>74394731

*blocks you on twitter*

>>74394731
he really should be training 24 hours a day and not taking any time to rest or anything i agree

Reminder that if you don't follow @mma_kings on twitter, you aren't a real fight fan.

>>74394759
I don't mean it like that, more that does he even care enough to go on Twitter and block Robin Black a week away from his first title fight

https://youtu.be/ePocUwSHn5w

>>74394780
>chilling out
>go on twitter
>see tweet
>watch video
>block him cos you dont like it

literally who cares, do you even watch embedded? the fighters have their phones in their hands all the time

>>74394721
Woodley vs Thompson is gonna have a great heem this time, it will be worth watching just for that, believe you me

>>74394780

The last week is just a weight cut week generally.

>>74394727
implying haha

>>74394819

>implying implications

will nate the chin babby diaz fight alvarez?

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https://youtu.be/ePocUwSHn5w

kek is hebqearing a fucking cup

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>>74394864
no, its not a money fight and he will probably get wrestlefucked. Plus Alvarez is fighting Poirier at UFC 211 (the tweet had a typo re: 212)

>>74394893

wearing*

>>74394896

Alvarez by KO

Dustin has a babby chin

>>74394896
Dustin by KO, Alvarez can't close decision this guy

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>>74394921
Dey chins are both deteriorated, yeh, I see dis tings

>>74392262
He Scottish racially, McGregor is Scottish not Irish

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>>74394896
styles makes fights, on paper this could be spicy

btw lads, is edson barboza fighting any time soon?

>>74394921
>a gust of wind and he does the chicken dance

>>74394980
yeah he is fighting Dariush on March 11th

>>74394343
Nate has been actually ko'd and dropped at least as many times as Ferguson

>>74394002
Ferguson wouldn't heem him, but would probably fuck him up regardless, he's basically Nate Diaz if Nate was way better at pressuring, which is the antidote to McGregor's striking

I hope Ferguson goes for a rolling leglock and submits Mcgregor in 12 seconds

>>74395284
I hope Ferguson snaps Kebabs neck, but neither of those is happening

>Gooby will get stripped two times in a single year

>>74395284

How will he sub Mcgregor after getting smashed by Khabib?

>>74395298

49-1

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when will your boy?

just look at their eyes..the smouldering looks, the sexual tension..i bet they fucked right after this..god look at this...

>>74395343
hate to say it but I get intense homo vibes from Wonderboy

he's a nice dude and all that stuff but I am almost sure he's a devoted christian homo

>>74393637
>what about you?

very sunny, quick morning walk, 2nd coffee, 1st joint, dota, bocadillo de chorizo, lurking sp hyping myself up for kalabeeb and montana, watching this old conor clip over and over again and laughing my ass off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aacuvDDg8A8

>>74393724
he was branded for his fraternity

niggers are weird

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>Attempting to meme

lads i had a dream that khabib lost to el cucky, but he took it pretty well.

i want khabib to win irl tho

>>74394481
He did question Khabib's ability to understand distance.

>>74395591
Are you the same anon that had a dream that the Chris would lose to Rockhold? I hope not.

>>74395577
>accidentally hitting the taunt button

>>74395577
>this is supposed to be a sport

does anyone here use cameldog?

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Who will be his first 50-45 victim?

>>74395668
nope but i was skurred for the chris while wanting him to win

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>>74395848
I hope McGregor. It will get his hopes up, and it will make his demolition by Johny even better.

Could Conor take Johnys left hand shot?

Spicy new Banana video out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYoyT0xG1Ec&feature=youtu.be

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You may not like this, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>74395848
Ive never seen his fights live but from what I heard he has only boring decision wins and Im pretty sure he will get USADA'd and he is also getting old.
Can not understand why there is such a big hype around him coming back.

>>74395848
BJ Penn #FinishTheTrilogy

>>74397047
How many champions will they have by the end of 2017?

>>74396124
Groovy Lando

>>74397106
1 at best, who else other than Garbrandt do they have that can be considered a top talent?

>>74396954
coming soon to an Indian Reservation near you

>>74397188
He's still in the mix we'll see his things work out

>>74397047
>bangbus.com

>>74397234
I thought Ari told him to go kick rocks

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>>74392270
"Conor McGregor" is actually an Ivory Coast native called Kona Magiga

He has been whitewashed by the UFC establishment for years in order to keep the black man down

>>74397029
>Ive never seen his fights live but from what I heard he has only boring decision wins
He has some exciting wins but most of them he just jabs and wrestlefucks to a 50-45

>Can not understand why there is such a big hype around him coming back
Because he left the sport as a champion on a 12 fight win streak with 9 title defenses.

>>74397257
That is media play to put pressure on him to accept the terms they offered: 20/20, two free fight kits and a year subscription to fight pass

>>74397366
GSP has one of the best jabs though, he completely fucked Koscheck up with just left jab for 5 rounds

>>74392841
/fit/ here

HGH does not give you the "roid gut" appearance. Typically it is caused by an overuse cycle of slin combined with tren, though hgh could feasibly make the appearance worse if your body reacts poorly to the cycling of slin.

>>74397454
>/fit/ here
/heem/ here

Lmao @ ur "life"

>>74393803
Fuck. Was just gonna try this tomorrow.

Also, with Rogan, you ALWAYS have to factor in the fact he's been on the juice for at least a decade by now. So whenever he opens his mouth about such and such regiment/vitamin/injections keeping him healthy, it's probably because he's on some Barry Bonds shit, not because his drinks kale smoothies every morning.

>>74397406
His coaches still have to pay for their subscriptions tho, correct? Raw deal imo.

>>74397407
Agreed. I watched the fight live. Josh's eye was completely shut.

>>74397481
They are called deadhangs and they are a legitimate exercise. No idea how that other anon fucked it up

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>>74397481
THEY GIVE HIM THE SAME SHIT THEY FEED TO PITBULLS, THAT MAKES THEIR FUCKING HEADS GROW

EMBARRASSMENT, JUST A FUCKIN EMBARRASSMENT

>>74397454
listen to this guy he benches 400

>>74397511
I rooted so hard for Josh after watching that TUF season, because GSP was such a smug boring lame-o the whole show

>>74397047
How long until Mickey Gall joins Team Chad?

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>listening to the latest JRE with black science man
>He starts talking about how there are bigger infinities than other infinites
>My brain literally explodes

>>74397771
I expected Rogan to drop some acid science there but he only said some shit about fractals

>>74397540
Holy shit

>>74397528
Thanks, Ill look it up.

>>74397572
GSP brought in John Danaher that's cool.

And that drunk French Muay Thai guy who just fucking MURKED everyone.

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>>74397771

>>He starts talking about how there are bigger infinities than other infinites
>>My brain literally explodes

Deja vu

Overweight non-whites get the fuck off of heem and stay off.

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>>74398226
H-okay anon, but who will thank for the news then ?

>>74394304
T H I C C

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WATCH OUT DANA

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>>74392841
>HGH cannot be naturally generated by your body through the type of high intensity training GSP is known for

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>F-Floyd? What are you doing here? I was just joking with all those insults

>>74393354
around
blacks
never
relax

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>>74392822

>Those cannon ball delts

He was on the juice

>>74398399
im unironically a cody pfister fan.

Hey pussy, are you still here?

>>74398832
I'm here Jon, I'm here

>>74398955
YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOc1LkgiF3k

people find this man funny

>>74399326

WHO DA FOOK ARE YOU?

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>he just jabs
>the absolute city of fitch and koshcuck
>retire """""undefeated"""""
>bonjour.jpg

>>74399326
Poor man's Floyd.

>>74399371

I dont even remember Koscheck trying to wrestle in the second GSP fight

The worst thing to ever happen to him was thinking he was a striker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKNpRX8Geao

>conors reach grew

>>74399553

They cant handle dis reach

Did Cowboy's grandma get wet after seeing her grandson get KO'ed by a superior aztec bull? I mean, I'm sure they fucked afterwards.

>>74399553
He had transplant for Artem

>>74399767
She went over and asked for his number

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>>74399782
*from

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>WMMA
WGAF

>>74399868

HSPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY

>>74399911
>>74399856
>>74399607
Wonderboy looked like Anderson Silva that night

>>74399911
>>74399856
>>74399770
>>74399607
STOP

>>74399856
>>74399911
Leave bigg rigg alone you fucker, he's back to eating steaks at MW and will be champ soon enough

Guys, Khabib probably wins Ferguson and Alvarez will beat Poirier. Is Alvarez vs Ferguson next fight for those guys?

>>74399972
Alvarez is fighting porier?

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19 - 11

>>74399972
>>74399987
eddie is fighting Michael next not dustin

>>74399997

>19-11
>9-11

What did he mean by this?

>>74399972
>Alvarez will beat Poirier
doubt

many people underestimate how good Poirier is cuz he got slept by MJ but he can certainly go for a Ferguson win streak until top 5

>>74400029
How do we know this?

>>74400039

Dustin has a shit chin

He's getting KO'd stiff

>>74397135
PVZ is a top ten straw weight.

>>74400039
Holeinthesock.webm

>>74400042
He basically confirmed it at the q and a he did with Sergio

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>>74399933
>>74399935
>>74399945

>>74400105

You now remember when Jake Ellenberger was good

>>74400059
I dont think his chin is shit.These combos from MJ and Mcggooby would put anyone out.He just needs to be a little more careful and cruise to some UDs until he fights top 5 again

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1 week

>>74399868
t.mandrama boi

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LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU

Yes GSP has roided his entire career, greased against BJ, missed weight against Nick, and bribed the judges to "beat" Johny.

I'll never had any respect for that boring cheater.