/HEEM/ Estonia Missing In Action

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Schaub is God

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>>74375093
delete this

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Underwears: Check'd

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Belts: Taken'd

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Be honest

What was your first UFC fight?

Anderson bringing Chael in for the post fight interview in their rematch talking about BBQ's was easily the biggest humiliation in UFC history

>>74375184
>>74375184
>>74375184

REAL NEW

>>74375186
Chuck dropping Tito or Forrest running out of the cage.

>>74375180
UFC 117

>>74375190
That picture reminds me of the pug eating the butterfly video

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>>74375180
UFC 71 Chuck vs Hampage

>>74375180
Pinnacle FC: Pittsburgh Challenge Series 1

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>"Gotchu Miesha."
>"After all this time?"
>"Always."

This is why Yamasaki let Travis eat all those unnecessary punches in the end.

NEW

>>74375251
>>74375251
>>74375251
>>74375251

>>74375254
Damn, cody has been always up-to-date with newest douchebag styles.

>>74375180

192 Cormier vs Gustafsson

>>74375254
dude please stop, you are making this decent lad>>74375231look bad

I really like Cody lads

I really idolise him

>>74375298
>>74375302
anon, you are getting worse than schlobfags

185 BABY HOW ABOUT THAT

GSP vs Al Iaquinta

That would sell out anywhere in New York. Break all sorts of gate and ppv records.

Strong Island Vs Grease boy

>>74375374
go away al, youre drunk again.

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>>74375309
he never posts anything worth reading anyway, just filter him

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>>74375302
this cody 100% straight?

>>74375507
Is anyone?

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>>74375475
Not true but enjoy your safe space

>>74375507
Most likely

>>74375309
I don't understand this, he barely posts, he's a nice dude and hes loyal to his fighter. What's the issue? If he posted a lot I could understand but he doesn't.
I wish I could be friends with him irl.

Heems a bit dead and I haven't slept in 72 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nSxO8ZMJcg

*shoots a double leggy on you*
*takes you down easily and passes your guard*
*gnps your face into hamburger meat*

Heh, good fight kid.

Hello yes, I'm looking for the "spicy bangers" list

Pls respond, I'm new here

>>74375665
go back to /tv/

>>74375665
spicybangers dot tk

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You're at the bar ..this guy walks in, hands your girl a coat and tells her to cover her shame ...what do?

>>74375722
trick question, muslims dont go to bars

>>74375728
It's a milk bar

Tyron tko
Khabib tko
Banana tko
Hunto tko
Dad tko

literally free money

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Daily reminder that Ferguson's real nickname is El Knockdown.

>>74375768
not at all

>>74375788
lemme just pluck his monobrow please

Conor will heem Khabib
Khabib can heem Tony
but Tony can submit Conor

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it'd be a shame if someone got injured on the last 2 days of training

>>74375804
That only happens in Bellator.

>>74375800
100%

Tony could even point decision Conor

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Will Conner ever defend his title?

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>>74375825
Tony can't out strike Conor, he doesn't have the striking defense that Max or Nate have.

Only way el cucky out points is if Conor gets tired early but he's learned that lesson already

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>>74375800
>implying khabib would not get D'ARCED
>implying tony would not rape khabib in the feet
>impying khabib can win against a striker without shit TDD

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what DJ is doing in japan?

>>74375902
His record is padded but you're literally no better than the Conor doubters if you call Khabib a bad fighter.

>>74375918
i hate this little faggot. how many times is he gonna fight bermudez and the midget cans

>>74375876
Conor couldn't knock Tony out so he'd be able to take a lot of risks. A few submission attempts and spinning elbows and Tony takes it

>>74376029
metropcsman has shit striking defence

>>74376029
He doesn't have Nate or Max's striking defense, good chin or not he'll eventually get dropped without good defense.

Tony would d'arce him on the ground or even in a clinch

>>74376043
having shit striking defense will expose Landon Banana one day

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>>74375995
>tfw DJ goes to japan to fight in rizin
>tfw the ufc dicides remove the flyweight division bc no mighty mouse
>tfw roided DJ rapes every midget MMA fighter
>tfw DJ head stomps other midgers in rizin
>tfw DJ gets raely famous in japan and becomes the bigger japanese MMA draw
>tfw DJ helps to eliminate the stupid rizin rule of no elbows and shows the world that pride rules with elbows is the ideal ruleset for MMA
>2030
>now the UFC allows soccer kicks, head stomps and knees to grounded opponent
>JMMA is bigger than ever thanks to DJ
>thanksmightymouse.jpg

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>>74375525
>Is anyone?

yes, she is.

>>74376095
this only makes me sad because it will never happen

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>>74376111
true.

>>74375080
WHY FINLAND POLICE FUCK ESTONIA?

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why do people think wonderboy won on decisions?

Did anyone here watch Bellator 173?

>>74376156
I haven't seen a single person say that.

>>74376156
Because Tyron spent the entire fight backed up
had less hits and stuff. Everyone saying hes gonna wrestle need to go back and watch the 1st fight. He shot for way more takedowns than Joe noticed//mentioned and wonderboy stuffed everyone

This fights gonna be the exact same as the 1st one but this time tyron might not get the knockdown

My mums a casual mma fan and watched the promo for 209 and keeps going on about how tony is too skinny for lightweight

women are so fucking annoying, I told her he walks around at about 190 and shes all like
>no hes skinny look he has skinny arms
They're not that skinny plus he has a wide chest and shoulders
>no hes skinny he looks anorexic you can see his ribs
190 pounds at 5'11 is a very healthy weight
>no lightweight is 155 pounds
Yeah they cut weight
At this point I explain to her about weight cutting and how they cut water weight and then gain it back

>he cant cut more than 5 pounds he ways about 160 when hes in the octagon

Fuck off casuals ree

>>74375180

Strikeforce in 2010 and i saw franklin v silva 2

>>74376302
Should have HEEMED her

>>74375768

I actually see this happening. Dad always gets weird kos because of his strange dad shaped body and rashad was soundly beaten by bader

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/heem/
Which fight would you like us to talk about?
Wonder boy vs woodley 2 soon.
At some point we want to live broadcast and let people voice themselves
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLDtZz8QLFY

Im lanklet and i dont understand how manlets can hit so hard. I have been boxing for like 2 years and dont even know how to hit overhand punch right. How the heck le manlet overhand guys do that?

>>74376302
This is hilarious and adorable.

Wish my Mom was an MMA fan and we could argue about stuff like who wins Ngannou vs Black Beast

>>74376347
Shorter more compact chest more power per square inch. Plus lots of manlets like to get myscular so they.usually have dense upperbody and can throw their whole weight behind the punch.

Source: 5'8" - 5'11" over the past few years as a jacked manletking)

>>74376319
rashad got rumble'd by glover post usada add to that the cte clearance issues. its ogre for him

>>74375507
Compare Cody's tattoo to Ishihara's tattoo... What in the fuck? I think tattoos are fucking trash on anybody, but Ishihara's tattoos are dimensions above Cody's.

Gastelum or Belfort?

I think Mexican Johny hendricks got this

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eyo wassup /heem/

were there any spicy just bleed fights last night on gloree?

>>74376435
vitor aint winning no more fights

>>74376437
Glory looks fixed desu, dont bother watching it. Yesterday's event was pretty wack

>>74376441
you think so? I think he's got a couple heems left in him

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>>74376449
alright, thanks for your advice and feedback

>>74376347
Manlet can KO with overhand since most of the force arrives when the fist is still higher than your head, so overhands work well against lanklets.

Also the body is more compact, which means it is easier to turn your whole weight with the punch.

>>74376449
>Glory looks fixed desu,

Agreed. Badr Hari's last fight was very suspicious.

>>74376490
There were a few questionable finishes yesterday as well, that's why it raised my suspicions

>>74375080
>Lawlor
Oh man that guy, he used to a pro wrestling radio show I listened to and after his loss to Corey Anderson he just sounded bitter and angry all the time.

>you'll never get into the UFC
feels baaaaad

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Lads, will we ever get Lawler vs GSP? (I just want to see Lawler fight again.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7h6tTWN5qY

>>74376509
I think if Glory mimicked the K1 fomrula the fights could be better. Pay Overeem millions of dollars to get back on roids and heem everyone silly.

>>74376147

i don't know

but i want lawyer here. now.

>>74376095
Nah mang they're gonna make Horiguchi as the next big (lol) Japanese star

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>>74376347
>I have been boxing for like 2 years

>>74376435
gastelum is a manlet. tor spinny heemy

>>74376441
That's an unfair assessment considering the level of competition he's fought lately

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Rate my new gi lads.

>>74376644
Looks soft. Not a fan of the soft fabric/material

every weightclass under 170 should be disbanded

>>74376644
make sure you cook it after the training session before you eat it

>>74376694
Being new it feels like a piece of wood.

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>>74376644
>>74376771
You're stiff as a board, I'd snap you in half.

>>74376644
get in my guard faggot

>>74376869
*achilles locks you*

>>74376916
*taps frantically*

I'll get you next time Ivan

>>74375125
I think that fight demonstarted the power of narrative and taunting in effecting an outcome

>>74376979
Expand on that lad.

Why is it that Cody, who is a lanky shaped manlet, has such good KO power?
Is it the t-rex reach?

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>>74376644
1/10

>>74377014
Perfect boxing technique

>>74377014
hard wook

>>74377014
he's been boxing since he was a kid, you see him practically throw his weight forward in the cruz fight? beautiful lad that cody

>>74377038
Are there any other narrow shouldered fighters with KO power?
Maybe it's just cos there are hardly any good boxers in MMA

>>74376989
For starters take Rogans commentary out. Watching it without that changes perspective alot.

Basically Cody taunting puts it in the judges/viewers minds that he's cruising and comfortably handling Cruz when in reality Dom had the nod in the numbers and was more aggressive/advancing more in the fight.

Not saying Dom won, just that if Cody never taunted people's perspective qouls be alot different imo

>>74377067
Artem

>>74377079
T-rex reach
See the trend now

Wow guys, I didn't realize that it was only cause of Rogan commentary that I watched Snooze get dropped on his ass multiple times.

>>74377089
He got knocked down twice.........in the same round.....did you even read my post?

>>74377096
>Be Rondasperg
>Picked Ronda
>Picked BJ Penn
>Picked Arlovski
>Picked Caceres
>Picked Cerrone
>Picked Cruz
>Picked Grasso
>Picked OSP
>Picked Bermudez

>>74377079
>4 tkos
yeah im sure thats ko power lmao

>>74375180
Ufc 183

>>74377513
this guy is a bum

>>74377096
Stfu pussy who's talking 2 u?

First embedded is out
https://youtu.be/WKo4Bgul0yU
https://youtu.be/WKo4Bgul0yU

>>74377636
HERE IN MY GARAGE

>>74377585
Rory has a win over Tyrone and Demian Maia my man

>>74377663
he was roided

>>74377071
how would him not taunting have changed anything at all?

he destroyed him from bell to bell

>>74377688
Rory is natty

>>74376718
155 is easily the best weight class.

>>74375235
kek

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>>74377734
145 is very spicy, and 135 less but better than LHW and HW, only FW is shit.

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anyone is fan of boxing here? this guy this good? or shit? he is a "champion" or a ture heavyweight champion? his night fight would be spicy?

>>74377688
lawler was roided in lawler vs macdonald 2, meanwhile rory was clear thanks to USADA.

>>74377783
>145 is very spicy

>>74377794
>When you stand before the judges, you cannot say, "He was pillowfisted," or "Wrestlefucking does no damage". This will not suffice. Remember that.

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Wake up *insert 170 paper champ name*, it's all over.

>>74377862
>maia can takedown tyron
>maia can handle the power and speed

>>74377862
Mah negro
>>74377928
>Maia isn't literally a grappling God
Kek.

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>>74377794
>undefeated record
>36 of 37 wins come by KO or TKO

Suffuce it to say he's pretty good even if his record is a bit padded like most boxing records

>>74378328
remember when OSP was supposed to be the next huge LHW prospect?

>>74375180
UFC 165

is Browne okay?

>>74378380
Oh yeah I remember. That was before he was exposed as utter shit.

>>74378577
Makes me kinda sad desu. He seems like a cool guy.

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>>74375902
johnson has some of the best TDD in the lightweight division, you fucking casual

>>74377734
155 is a shitty overrated weight class and always has been

Steroids in mma should be considered criminal assault.

*picks you up and drops you near my corner*

>>74375180
UFC 1 where the savate guy fucks the sumo up. good times

FOR all the hate Brendan gets around here I've never seen anybody actually give a legitimate reason for it.

What do you guys think about Robin Black

Hold that thought

what do you think about him after watching this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA

>>74379371
The sperg that spams him on every thread all the time despite literally no one else giving two shits about him. There.

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>>74379468

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What are Tony's chances realistically?

>>74375180
ufc 182 probably. But really got into it after ufc 189

>>74375093
>coral springs

>>74379513
THat not a reason to hate on him

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>>74375180
ufc 87: meme and destroy, the rise and fall of jon fitch

>>74379991
It's a side effect.

>>74379991
it is Newman, but if thats notenough for you, he was a terrible fighter, and he's a "shoe expert"

>>74379468
Is Robin a confirmed faggot?
No way this man is straight or at least bi.

>>74380021
name of this semen demon

>>74380031
I'm waiting for somebody to name one thing ABOUT BRENDAN that is a legit reason to hate him.
>>74380035
He is unironically one of the best fighters on the planet. He would heem 99.99% of the population. He is a sneaker expert. Can't be mad at that.

>>74380060
>what is glam metal

>>74380141
Ok, sperg, you just blew your cover, now fuck off.

>>74375180
Been a fan since conor first stepped in the ring

>>74380199
>get calle day on lack of argument
>s-s-sperg
Typical cheetoh fingered virgin

>>74375180
UFC 79

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How big is Woodley's dong?

>>74377862
*stalls your ascent to title shot until you're too old*
psh
nothin personell

>>74380229
>lack of argument
What the fuck are you talking about you autist, you asked why people hate Schaub, i told you, you, you pressed the issue like it had something to do with me while off-hand sucking his dick and now you get triggered when you get called out? You're either the sperg or a retarded newshit, either way get the fuck out.

>>74380460
*gets better with age*
*by the time he gets the shot he literally teleports behind the champion and wraps around him*
AND I KNOW
I MAY EEEEEEEEEEEND UP FAILING TOO

>>74380385
Smaller than mine

The following are people who wouldn't be shook against Conor
>Nate Diaz
>Nick Diaz
>Jose Aldo (Post McGregor)
>Frankie Edgar
>Khabin Nurmagomedov
>Tony Ferguson
>Donald Cerrone
>Tyron Woodley
>GSP
>Robbie Lawler
>Sage Northcutt
>Stephen Thompson
>Dominick Cruz
>Cody Garbrandt

>>74380750
Will Conor ever cagefight again?

The following people could beat Conor Mcgregor
>Urijah Faber
>Cody Garbrandt
>TJ Dillashaw

>>74380804
Ur mom too.

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>>74377636
>i went to metamoris, it's like the olympics of bjj and I went to a draw, with the top guy, cyborg

>>74380750
>Aldo
Conor literally took his soul. You're insane if you think he wouldn't be terrified.

Srs question, is baruto kill for good or will he have a chance to return?

>>74380592
>*by the time he gets the shot he literally teleports behind the champion and wraps around him*
Chuckled

>>74380385
He would be in featherweight division if they'd cut it off.

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>>74380750
>Jose Aldo (Post McGregor)

>>74380804
Dave Rickels would wreck conor

>>74375180
UFC 1

>>74380385
weight cut dong doesn't count

>>74380804
>Cody Garbrandt
>Small 135er
>Beat big 155er
Whatever you say lad.

>>74375180
UFC 1 PPV on a black box

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>>74381071
only because he still doesnt know where he is

>>74380541
>doesn't have an argument
>get triggered
Wew horses in Serbia need to be careful, you seem upset.

>>74381143
>literally spewing nonsense
Ok.

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>>74381124

>>74380926
100% factual statement my dude.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/25/14448604/technique-talk-ben-askren-on-khabib-nurmagomedovs-wrestling-mma-news

>>74377704
*loses three rounds at you*

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>>74381165
>still no argument
Don't reply again unless you have something of substance to contribute.

>>74381169
>WATCH IT BIG JOHNNY

>>74381169
>hold me closer tiny big john

>>74375180
UFC 207

>>74381199
Following your own advice you would have stopped after your first post. There was never any argument, you asked, i answered, everything after that is your autism. Go suck Schaub's dick or something.

1. Niggy Janny
2. Adan
3. SpergOP

>>74381180
thanks

>>74381121
Liar

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post your boys by weight class

>Jessica Andrade
>Amanda Nunes
>Germaine De Randamie
>Magomed Bibulatov
>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Lorenz Larkin
>Jacare Souza
>Paul Craig
>Stipe Miocic

>>74381165
>nonsense

Are you the Serbian who punched a horse or did that guy stop coming?

>>74381300
You claim Cruz as a boy? I bet you're an unemployed virgin.

>>74381300
>Germaine De Randamie
>the only fight she won in that division was complete robbery

Good choice, family.

this subreddit is pretty disappointing. 3/10 content in threads and 2/10 memes. I dont think ill ever check out this shithole again

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https://twitter.com/Alistairovereem/status/835534589120610304/video/1

>>74381263
>replies
>doesn't have anything of substance to say
Stay rekt sperglord

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>>74381300
Ben Nguyen
Cody Garbrandt
Chan Sung Jung
Conor McGregor
Tyron Woodley
Luke Rockhold
Anthony Johnson
Derrick Lewis
Alexa Grasso
Irene Aldana
Megan Anderson

>>74381363
189er here. The 205ers have been shitting the general up. It used to be good before then.

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>>74381180
>I don't know if he's expressly come out and said this, but I believe his dad is a very successful wrestler. So, I would guess that somewhere he had a huge amount of wrestling training as a kid. Maybe he wasn't the guy. Maybe he realized at whatever age that he wasn't going to be the guy because there's a few guys in front of him that were better than him and he turned his focus. 'Well, hey, maybe I can't be the best here, maybe I'll be the best in sambo,' and then it turned into MMA. I don't know that that's exactly what happened, but I have to guess by how goddamned good he is at wrestling that he grew up doing some form of wrestling.

>Wrestling was too hard so he went to Sambo
>When he's literally in Russia

Where has Askren pulled this shite from?

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Woodley is now evens

Should I also bet 10 on Tony?

Who should humanity put forward for an intergalactic openweight tournament?

https://youtu.be/yZAHTNqe9_Y

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>khabib is my boy

>>74381038
could you please just stfu for one second, you gigantic faggot

Who would Conor have a harder time against? Tony or Khabib?

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Rate sperg ops picks

>>74375180
>UFC
probably one of the earlier ones. I know my first MMA fight was Sakuraba vs. Gracie

>>74375180
first fight i cant remember but first event i cared enough to go out of my way to watch was ufc 100

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>>74381300
My boys are pic related

>>74381556
Woodley's been evens since betting opened.
>Should I also bet 10 on Tony?
No, but you should have bet on Hunt by T/KO when he was still a mild underdog.

>>74381507
You realise that wrestling is at the olympics and sambo isn't, right?

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>>74381633
u gonna get bitchslapped

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>>74381328
>Holm was robbed

If you legitimately think that Holm should have won that fight you are incapable of scoring correctly.

>>74381300
Michelle Waterson
Holly Holm
>flyweight
Dominick Cruz
Chad Mendes
Conor McGregor
Wonderboy
Michael Bisping
Jon Jones
Overeem

>>74381736
That has nothing to do with anything, Sambo is popular af where Khabib is from, why would he be doing wrestling?

>>74381452
reddit/10

>http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/25/14737386/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-is-going-nowhere-winner-of-khabib-vs-ferguson-next

Dana is getting fed up with Conor vs Floyd

For better or best here it is
https://youtu.be/xxlB0zJbDsU

>>74381789
>why would he be doing wrestling?

Because it's at the olympics and sambo isn't. It's like asking why someone would have trained in tennis over badminton before '92.

>>74381834
>Drumpfkin supporter advocating slavery

colour me surprised

>>74381756
Not an argument.

>>74381835
>Schaub has the courage to do stand up
Like him or love him, you MUST respect him.

>>74381839
No it's not ffs

>>74381858
Much like Holm's striking, fence fucking and takedowns were completely ineffective prior to the fifth.

>GDR had her back against the cage, that means that she got outgrappled!

Read the fucking scoring criteria you mongs.

>>74381870
>why would Khabib train in the more prestigious sport

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Conor beats Tony
Khabib beats Conor

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>>74381736
>Woodley's been evens since betting opened.
No he hasn't

>>74381956
khabib is shit, he gets one takedown stuffed and dives into conors uppercut

>>74381926
yeah just like mma is all faiilures in other sports

>>74381987
Khabib is better than Chad
Khabib is bigger than Chad
Khabib is stronger than Chad
Chad took down Conor multiple times

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>>74381756
that's why the shots-after-the-bell controversy are overblown. she had nothing for nunes before or after those sequences

compare it to something like aldo-mendes where the late shot was one of the biggest punches of the fight in a much closer back and forth contest

https://youtu.be/Ceg9qaBBBrg?t=76
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for the webm the bell sounds exactly as he lands the first punch. second one is borderline but 3rd one is way late

conor loved it

>>74381994
>good MMA boxers would get KTFO in professional boxing
>good MMA wrestlers would get pinned in wrestling
>good MMA BJJers would get tappied in EBI

I mean basically yeah.

how many rhyming names for fight styles exist

>lay n pray
>sprawl n brawl

>>74382099
ground and pound
stand and bang
corn to the core

>>74382099
>>74382115
wall n stall

>>74382003
Lol no

Chad has a better chin than Khabib
Chad has arguably better takedowns than Khabib
Conor had shit takedown defence back then
Conor is a better striker now

>>74381691

no

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>>74381691
pretty good
post your picks

>>74381599
>khabib isn't his boy
kek

Why are judges sucking Wondercuck's dick so much? He gets far better decisions than he should.

>>74382099
>>74382146
slip and rip

>>74382164
>chad has been knocked out
>has a better chin than someone who's never been knocked out

okay.png

>>74382169
Why do you pick wonderboy other tyron when tyron has the wrestling and stuff?

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>>74382164
you are a retard for even typing that out
not going to reply to you seriously, your comment doesn't deserve it

>>74382181
>chad has been knocked out
>>has a better chin than someone who's never been knocked out
You can't be this stupid

>>74382186
Should of figured I was talking to you, you're more deluded than that cody fag when it comes to your boys.

Sorry but terrorist isn't as good as you think. He won't beat Conor.

Also
>retarded
just like you thought Cruz would be Conor you fucking idiot

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>>74382185
mostly on a gut feeling, desu
wonderboy has seen woodley's gameplan in the first match, and I can't imagine Woodley having more success than he did changing his gameplan up completely
i think wonderboy will change the way he trains for and approaches the fight in a way that will allow him to get the victory this time

>>74382033
>a professional boxer, wrestler and BJJ practitioner would get absolutely murdered by an MMA fighter in a street fight

I look at this general and all I see is stiffness. No one here ever trains.

>>74382205
You can't even point to a fight where Khabib was rocked.

>MICHAEL JOHNSON HURT HIM MIKE
>HE'S DEFINITELY NOT MOVING EXACTLY LIKE HE WAS THREE SECONDS AGO
>KHABIB'S ABOUT TO GET FINISHED

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Where the biochem majors at?

Was USADA a mistake?

https://twitter.com/FilthyTomLawlor/status/835311180239392772

>>74382248
I've never been knocked out in my life so I have a better chin than Nick

>>74382248

I won't say that Khabib was rocked but if you go watch the fight again you see that Johnson catches him cleanly on a number of times.

>>74382243
>Conor would beat Floyd in a street fight!
>he wouldn't have the shit beaten out of him by six three hundred pound goons
>they wouldn't hold Conor still so that Floyd can punch him in the solar plexus
>floyd wouldn't throw a couple of hundo down on Conor's lifeless corpse for medical treatment

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>>74382248
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KHABIB JUST GOT HURT BAD HERE, LOOK AT HIM RESETTING
HE'S FEET AREN'T UNDER HIM RIGHT NOW, HE DEFINITELY HASN'T BEEN MOVING LIKE THIS FOR THE ENTIRE FIGHT

>>74382236
>should of
>Sorry but terrorist isn't as good as you think. He won't beat Conor.

i can tell that you're underage and have been watching MMA for less than a year
kill yourself

>>74381038

BASED ESTONIA

>>74382273
>so shook he brings up Conor out of nowhere in an argument that had nothing to do with him
>professional ''''''''''fighter'''''''''' needing other people to fight for him
>Floyd wouldn't literally be lynched the next time he left his house if he pulled a stunt like that

>>74382242
I think Tyron is gonna lose as well.
I think Tyrons gonna be stupid and headhunt and then gas desu.

>>74382299
>hurr ur underage ill tell you to kill yourself
State of you to be honest.

>>74382310
>street fights only happen one on one

you fucking goof

>>74375180

UFC 148

>>74382243
>pulls guard on you
>break my spine in two on concrete

>>74382185
He's a pathetic reddit bitch who pick reddit fighters like wonderboy and khabib. Why even reply to him? The kid is a worthless piece of trash.

>>74382316
>I think Tyron is gonna lose as well.
>I think Tyrons gonna be stupid and headhunt and then gas desu.

>Literally repeating what you said in the first fight
>i-i-it's gonna be different this time guise

>>74382331
>having to force arbitrary rules and scenarios because his precious pillow tappers would get murdered by real fighters
You know what i meant. One on one, no rules (so, a REAL fucking fight), the MMA fighter dominates.

>>74382299
>a literal teenager calling anyone underage

Is spergOP the most unaware person on /heem/?

>>74382033
Except there are many champions and medalists from high level wrestling, bjj, muay thai, judo, karate, sambo, taekwondo in ufc competing.

You should shut up.

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>>74382316
in all seriousness, it's really obvious that you're new to this sport
please lurk more before posting

>>74382354
oompa loompa

>>74382271
that's doesn't mean khabib is shit tho
johnson is one of the best strikers in the division, he outstruck ferguson and barboza

>>74382347
To be fair, i saw a clip of some neet who did BJJ for about six months fuck up some thug by pulling him down into his guard. BJJ is very legit in a one on one fight, especially if the other guy never trained grappling.

>>74382099
Swanging and banging

>>74382363
>One on one, no rules
In a fight with no rules the wrestler always wins.
>double legs you into the concrete, shatters your spine
>headbutts you into unconsciousness
>leaves you to die

>>74382099
Jab n Jog

>>74382099
Schaubing and winning

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jabs are a waste of time my dudes

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what's her endgame?

>>74382400
>MMA fighters don't train wrestling and have no takedown defence
Just stop. Also, there's always a chance of a Muay Thai fighter catching him with a knee and killing him. The wrestler does have advantage in that matchup, but he won ''always'' win.

>>74382459
Ducking Cyborg.

>why do people think I'm a cunt I just want to make the threads??

This is why, you kick off at everyone else with a different opinion and say stupid edgy stuff.
I suppose you're on panic mode now though khabib being your last boy left.

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>>74382467
Fuck off little kid, you are literally worse

>>74382357
I said he'd win the first time though

>>74382504

No you didn't. Le gassed maymay was all I could read here about why Thompson would win and he got whooped.

>>74382494
>little kid
A little kid with a better temper.
Doesn't look good for you.

Wonderboy wins
Ferguson wins

Praise kek and checkem

I hope khabib loses and spergOP kills himself.

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>>74382526
I'm not spergOP by the way, I just think you need to stop browsing until you're 18

>>74382518
Yes I did, i was preaching it in the discord for weeks before the fight
Khabib is invincible
>state of mudslimes

>>74382467
You're being a cunt.

>>74382460
>>MMA fighters don't train wrestling and have no takedown defence

Compared to the best pure wrestlers they may as well not train wrestling at all.

if you want to stand out and be an individually recognized use on /heem/, go ahead and use a trip. that way we can all filter you and dont have to deal with this

>>74382536
I honestly think Tony is gonna win. He's great everywhere. Khabib's standup, whatever Robin tells you, is absolute shit. He relies on his overwhelming strength and ground skill, and i don't know how effective those will be against Tony.

you guyse shouldn't joking about sperg disease

be careful

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>>74382451
at least use a good one

>>74382599
I'm picking Tony as well. My weapons and he's really good at coming from being down on scorecards and finding a way to win.

>>74382536
He'll just post Tony Butasspoop at the start of each thread all while claiming hes popular on campus

>>74382592
Those ''best pure wrestlers'' aren't used to getting the shit beaten out of them while they try to grapple.

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>LISTEN TO ME COWBOY, WE'RE NOT LOSING IN DENVER.

Tony vs. Khabib could go 1 of three ways

Tony gets whooped the first two rounds, Khabib gasses himself out just like the AKA guys are known for doing, and Tony wins a razor close decision.

Tony gets mauled and the fight gets stopped cause Khabib actually breaks his arm or gives him a bad cut

Tony gets Khabib in a cheeky choke and wins that way.

>>74382671
Do you think Jorge fucked his Grandma afterwards after she got wet seeing his grandson get KO'ed by the superior Aztec Bull

>>74382692
Christ the cuckposting needs to stop

>>74382553
>standing up right away to show everyone how not btfo'd you are

>>74382692

Are you autistic?

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>>74382536
>>74382626
fuck both of you and fuck cody buttasspoop

>>74382691
>just like the AKA guys are known for doing

Care to name an example of that? Rockhold? Cain? DC? Khabib? When have any of them shown cardio issues?
Khabib himself has been training at elevation for his entire life, and he took Trujillo down 21 times without slowing down. If you can think of a time when Khabib has gassed, I'd be happy to hear about it.

Tony could also avoid takedowns and light him up from a distance to get the victory. Personally, I see that as being more likely than him getting a sub, because he has a huge reach advantage and because of the sheer dominance Khabib has from the top.