/heem/

49-1

Treat me like a Schaub

$chaub bless

>>74384429
How does one treat a self made multimillionaire?

50-0

>>74384398
10 posts early but I'll let it slide because of patrician pic

Are the odds for McGregor vs. Mayweather out?

>>74384429

Just had a yuge meal

>best memes and biggest spergs are all american
Really made me portion some thoughts

21-10 (Losses to Nate, Khabib, Ferguson, Artem, Benavidez, CM Punk x2)

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>>74384429
okay, brace yourself

>>74384465
Mayweather -200
McGregor +150

Firas Zahabi

Anyone else not watch the fights, but just look at the results and talk about them on here like you know it all? I've been doing it since 2006 (started on Sherdog).

>>74384465

Yes.

Mayweather -2000
McGregor +500

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>>74384398
Upcoming events:

3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: >>74375080

News:

>Dana says Conor will fight the winner of Khabib-Knockdown next
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/25/14737386/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-is-going-nowhere-winner-of-khabib-vs-ferguson-next

>El Knockdown calls Conor out for ducking him and Khabib
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-209s-tony-ferguson-to-conor-mcgregor-come-back-when-youre-ready-to-be-a-man

>Khabib blocked Robin Black on twitter
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/25/14735410/khabib-nurmagomedov-blocks-robin-black-on-twitter-after-ufc-209-breakdown

>Matt Riddle on Dana
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/25/14735430/former-ufc-fighter-matt-riddle-destroys-dana-white-calls-him-a-cold-blooded-asshole

>OSP fighting on Artem-Swanson card
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/25/14732662/ovince-saint-preux-vs-marcos-rogerio-de-lima-slated-for-ufc-fight-night-108-in-nashville

>>74384479
We also make the most inteligent posts, the best memes, the best OC, the predictions, news, and the best pictures of Brendan

3-0 KO on (Floyd, Manny, Cannelo)
49-2 KO by McGregor (and in the rematch)
25-1 UFC (Loss was redeemed and goes through Tyron, GSP, Nick, Nate, Cruz, Cody, Aldo, Might Mouse, Bisping, Jon Jones, Stipe, Ngannou, and any other bum)

>>74384465
https://www.proboxingodds.com/
-2500 to -800
+434 to +900

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>>74384525
hello spergOP

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ROFLOL

>>74384522
I would appreciate it if you would stop spamming this schedule in every thread!

>>74384506
same. honestly it's no worse, most of the fight is boring shit like faggots just jumping up and down and bippin'n'boppin their heads while they """feel each other out""" and """show a lot of respect for their opponent"""

>I'm not a sperg
>Has pictures of big brown saved on his computer

What did the clown mean by this?

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49-1

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Schaub is God

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>>74384526
What did she mean by this?

>>74384587
I was wondering the same thing

why whould someone save a picture of a turd on his pc baffles me

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Roy Nelson back when?

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>>74384611
Nobody can deny that.

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>>74384619

After over a year away from the sport, Diaz returned from his self-imposed hiatus and faced Rafael Dos Anjos on December 13, 2014 at UFC on Fox 13.[40] Diaz missed weight, coming in at 160.6 pounds. He was given additional time to make the lightweight limit, but didn't attempt to cut further. Instead, he was fined 20 percent of his purse, which went to Rafael dos Anjos. Diaz lost the one-sided fight via unanimous decision (26–30, 26–30, and 27–30).

>>74384614
she getting fat?

>It's talking to itself again

uh oh

>>74384614
world's tallest midget

You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/

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Conor McGregor
1-0
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion

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is this the cyberbully coral springs general?

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what's a king to a god?

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>>74384716
Why would anybody bully springsbro?

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>>74384717
What's a God to a Schaub?

>>74384700

You are pathetic

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>In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law?

>Is it like the hand of God hovering above?

>At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will

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*gallops towards you*

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>>74384731
1-0

50-0 (How many times I've BTFO you)

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1 year anniversary in 8 days lol

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>>74384779
Pear Harbor was a papercut compared to Hiroshima and Nagasaki

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>Getting mounted by your bull

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#courage

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>>74384785
>mfw the best part of your day is when you get cyberbullied
stockholm syndrome breh

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>m-must defend magiga at all costs
>m-must respond

Wew

>>74384816
I've never been bullied in my life. I hate bullies. I've beat the he*k out of a lot of bullies in my day.

>>74384812
holy shit schweb has a nazi haircut lmao

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Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight...there we go okay good, first of all

>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth*

You looked just really stiff out there, stiff as a board, you can see how good Travis was compared to you, he has nice good clean boxing, good movement, you looked like you'd never hit pads in your entire life, you were literally a heavybag with eyeballs out there, chin up in the air, awkward footwork and the worst head movement I've ever seen since Tecia Torres vs. Paige Vanzant.

Realistically I can't see you beating any of the guys who fight in Bellator, WSOF, Rizin, how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?

>Oh for sure I think you'd be surprised

Really you think so? I think you'd be surprised, I think she'd mess you up. There's a whole bridge between you and a guy who just walked into a gym for the first time, are you comfortable with knowing how horrible you are as a fighter? are you okay with being KO'd in your next 10 fights? Cause it could very well happen.

I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related.

I'm the new John Wick.

Imagine posting pics of another man's kid on 4chan.

Severe brain damage permeating through.

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>I'm the new John Wick

I make this fight.

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What is her problem?

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>>74384817
Yes

what your eyes

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>my feet hurt

Guys, it really does bother me that Conor was giving Nate shit because he's cool with Mayweather as if Conor wouldn't. Mayweather will offer Nate boxing fights for alot more money than UFC so why exactly should Nate tell Floyd to fuckoff? sounds like Conor is just butthurt that Nate is cool with his enemy

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>Tap like chicken
>6 months later fight for title

What UFC mean by this?

cody would heem conor, stylewise hes a nightmare for him

>>74384938

Do you know what "reach" is?

>post dreamfights for 2017

Jones vs Miocic @ HW

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>my feet really hurt Joe

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>>74384928
UFC PR machine crazy power

>>74385010
Khabib vs McGregor

>>74385010
>Jones fighting someone with similar reach and actual KO power

>>74384961
Are you such a brainlet to think that reach is the only factor that matters?

>>74385010

RDA vs. Lawler
Black Beast vs. Hunto
Ngannou vs. JDS
Jones vs. Rumble
Khabib vs. McTappy

are there any fights this weekend?

>>74385060
me and u, outside right now

>>74385067
Its past your bed time kiddo.

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>my feet hurt and I was depressed

>>74385010
Lawler vs GSP
Rockhold vs Romero
McGregor vs Diaz III

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>>74385088
I don't have a bed time

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Does this 0/10 actually believe she is a good fighter?

>>74384727
Not the most flattering pic of Schaubby.

>>74385098

3 knockdowns in 20 seconds.

>>74385141

It's not a beauty pageant mandrama boy.

>>74384903
Wow, Dominick was trash.

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>>74384700
Thats not how things work bud

>>74385193

It's not a beauty pageant mandrama boy.

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>>74384716
Funny, most of the pics of Schaub in here aren't even from me. Just shows you how strong this movement has become.

You h8ers are in the minority. Get used to it bro.

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>>74385207
They do now

>most of the pics of Schaub in here aren't even from me

What did the biggest loser on heem mean by this?

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/cpt%20schaub/

>>74385098
Danny Segura
MMAFighting.com
48-47 Garbrandt

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Jacare is the NATTY GOAT

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Kebab vs Ferguson is the main event.

Woodley vs Thompson will be the same as every Wondercuck's fight - he will stay out of the reach and run away for five rounds, and try to kick once every minute. Tyrone will try to rush him. And if it goes to decision, Wondercuck will get probably 5 points more than he really should.

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yas kang

slay

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What went wrong?

>>74385289
Im confused was it born a boy or girl

>>74385211
>movement
>Literally just him

The only movement related to Big Brown is the movement of bowels

>>74385289
Get your shit together Texas

>>74385312
born a girl dummy

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>>74385300

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>>74385289
the title is confusing desu
are they saying that it's a girl taking testosterone and stuff like that and calling them a boy to be pwogressiv or is it a male taking estrogen
i'm guessing a girl taking test because of the name "Mack"

>>74385312

You're a really stupid person.

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>>74385300
died for our sins

>>74385312
Born a girl
texas said she has to compete in the woman's division
so they're actually doing the right thing

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>>74385352
please find something else to do with your time for all of our sakes, dockelf

>>74385238
it means he's schizophrenic. probably a mandrama faggot who likes to fill this thread up with his garbage because he's salty that his gay shit got moved to /asp/

>>74384619
I didn't know what to expect from this guy. I looked up his highlights and he wrecked everybody with the overhand right

>>74385378
How is it the right thing? She's jacked up on roids and male hormones I would assume.

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>>74385426
well the real right thing would be treating the mental defective with antipsychotics or killing it

i mean right in the sense that boys compete against boys girls compete against girls, i get what you're saying though lol

>>74385426
this

the guy you replied to is a dummy

>>74385426
>>74385455
your opinion on this is only valid if you agree that Fallon Fox should also be allowed to compete in the women's division.

Ido Portal

>>74385455
i know you're trolling no one on earth is stupid enough to fuck with me i have nothing to live for and own guns, but it's right in the sense that i as a biological male can't compete as a woman

>>74385454
>All those photo filters
>Still looks like Nosferatu's asshole

>>74385550
She's a fighter not a model. And her boyfriend is cuter than you.

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Who was the best white fighter?

>>74385550
fucking kek

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>>74385526
buy a plane ticket to milwaukee, i'll fuck with you

>>74385550

It's not a beauty pageant mandrama boy.

>>74385560
Conor McGregor

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You can criticise Kebab for a lot of things, but his cardio?

I've seen some retarded shit in my life, but fucking with the can-crusher's cardio is one of the most sperg-like ones I've seen. Based on what? He's trained all his life in altitude, never showed signs of getting tired (except when he was fighting Tibau and that might have to do something with the fact that the latter was carrying 20lbs on him), he was always EFFICIENT with his ENERGY.

Now you all know me, you know there isn't someone here with a bigger distaste for Khalabib "Fedor's in my Blood" Nurmagomedov, but to criticise his cardio when you have no evidence for it (he's never fought a 5 round fight, watch that first and only THEN criticise it) is just silly.

>That goof saying AKA fighters gassed
>Used Luke Rockhold as an example in his Weidman fight completely ignoring the fact that he was fighting with a staph infection and was on antibiotics
LOL !!

>>74385352
am I? the way shits going I wouldnt be surprised if they are allowed to comepete against whatever gender they "identify as"

>>74385598

>Its a sperg episode

50-0

>>74385598

Hello spergy good to see you go back and restart arguments that you weren't part of.

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>>74385598
>>74385647
what he's saying is correct, though

>>74385670
>posts this for the 1,500th time
god what i wouldn't give to shatter your fucking spine

>>74385520
But Fallon has an unfair advantage. She would have no unfair advantage competing with boys, only a disadvantage.

>>74384903
cody has a reach of 65" how does he do so well in ufc? Conor is 5'9 and he has 74" reach, how do people have longer arms than their height?

>>74385670
No it isn't.

>>74385598
Khabib gets frustrated and wastes a lot of energy if he can't consistently get anything going. The Tibau thing you're talking about also happened in his Pat Healy fight

I'm not saying it's shit however I think it is an interesting thing to think about. He has never been outside 3 rounds in his entire MMA career

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>>74385666
They weren't settled.

These arguments need my input because I am, undoubtedly, the wisest of you all.

Accept my blessing or perish like dogs.

>>74385711
>He doesn't have the wingspan of a fucking gorilla
You're never gonna make it.

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>>74385711

>how do people have longer arms than their height?

Khabib has horrific cardio and that's gonna be exposed next week.

Never been in a 5 round fight against a beast like Tony who will be pushing the pace the entire time.

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>>74385680
if you have some other khabib webms, i'd be happy to post them
i'd make a webm of khabib finishing kamal shalorus if I could find some rippable footage of it

>>74385748
why don't you post an english cartoon?

>>74385685
doesn't matter, she identifies as female and is taking hormones that actually weaken her.

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Man this general has truly has the PREMIER autists of 4chan.

Keep chasing pussy dorks.

What if Woodley Thompson is another draw xD

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>>74385774

>why don't you post an english cartoon?

Fallon Fox vs Cyborg

find out who the real baddest man on the planet is

>>74385764
absolutely, what is your home mailing address?

>>74385774
There aren't any.

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>>74385737
That's why I'm withholding judgement until I see him in a 5 round fight.

Has anyone here actually tried wrestling? I'm talking basic drills and tossing around, not sambo shit in the mountains of Dagestan. It's easily more energy consuming than striking, considering his can-crushing path so far I'd say he's done a great job at managing his energy.

Whether the fight with Tony goes to distance remains to be seen but it's goofy to be critical of shit you've no idea about.

Don't get me wrong, for the love of Onnit don't get me wrong about this, I despise Khabib and nothing would please me more than watching his face after losing a fight, but his cardio hasn't been eggsposed yet.

tony fercuckson literally isn't even a step up in competition for khabib

>>74385784

Run out of big browns to post turd?

>>74385841

>I despise Khabib

Why

@74385874

t.202er

>>74385883

Cause he has the best chance of exposing his boyfriend Magiga so he's hoping he loses.

Khabib is literally free money. None of Tony Fergcuckson's meme ground"work" is going to be useful

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>>74385883
I've my reason, dear Bong.

>>74385901
>Talking out of your ass (AGAIN!)
Sad!

>>74385914

>I've my reason

They are?

>>74385901
>>74385914

See I told you.

>WATCH OUT THIS C-LEVEL ATHLETE MEME DIVES FOR LEG LOCKS!
literally bet all of your money on khabib

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>>74385810
123 Cranberry Drive, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 53022

>>74385764
found some footage of mediocre quality on youtube
i had seen it earlier, but passed it up because I wanted something with better quality

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Post a more GOAT record

You cant

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>>74385960
>>74385810
>Milwaukee

Germantown*

>>74385952

Post $5 slip

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>>74385925
It goes against the rules to speak of such things on /heem/.

Maybe we'll speak of it on /qa/ or somewhere else.

>>74385935
I'd sooner pull back on a fight against Ferguson than Khabib.

>Literally talking out of your ass
LOL !!!

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>>74385972

>>74386012

>Hendricks
>Win

>>74386012

Why did you cut out the part where he tapped to strikes?

>>74386019

>Tibau
>Win

>>74385841
Plenty of grapplers gas faster than strikers

>>74386012
>le 48-47 x2 man

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>>74385972

>>74386036

t. someone who never watched the fight

Khabib clearly won the fight, all Tibau did was stop the takedowns. Khabib out struck him and pressured him the whole time

Tony Ferguson strikes like a sandboard stuck in the surf

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>>74386081

>>74386081
>clearly

Clearly not.

>all Tibau did was stop the takedowns

Which was basically 90% of the fight, Tibau even took him down at one point

Reminder that spainsperg picked RDA to beat Tony

Tony Ferguson will expose the khabib meme

24-1

>>74386072

>Shogun

Tin can since he left pride

>Rampage

See above

>Machida

middleweight

>Rashad Evans

Middleweight

>Belfort

Middleweight

>Sonnen

Middleweight

>Gus

Barely won the fight off a meme elbow

>Glover

Literally deleted by Rumble in 14 seconds

>DC

Good win

>OSP

Deleted by Jimmy fucking Manuwa

>>74386081
Khabib was outstruck and out grappled. He was rewarded for wall and stall when he should not have been.

>>74385711
>how do people have longer arms than their height?
Though most people had this. Short arms look stupid

>>74386137

You are an idiot

you are stupid if you think tony will win

>>74386195

Post slip loser

>>74386137
Good post

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>>74386041
That's part of my point, if the can-crusher got to this level without giving out clear signs that his cardio is shit he must be doing something well.

>>74386134
>Reminder that spainsperg picked RDA to beat Tony
I seldom pick. Joe Rogan's been watching the sport since its inception and not even he makes picks. I've been watching it for 16 years and the more time has passed, the less confident I get to make a pick. It denotes a veteran FiteFan mindset and anything else is casuals exposing themselves.

>Tony Ferguson will expose the khabib meme
Nothing would make me happier on March the 4th.

>>74386229
>That's part of my point

No it wasn't

>>74386229

You LITERALLY picked RDA. I know this cause you got into a sperg argument with me about how Tony's striking sucks and that he wouldn't be able to keep up with RDA's aggressive style.

Get your head checked.

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>>74385878
What are you talking about?

>>74386204
you are stupid or poor if you spend money gambling on mma

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>>74386257
>Being a dipshit on purpose
Why are you doing that?

>>74386269
Try re-reading what I said.

I didn't say "I never pick", I said "I seldom pick". How was I to know RDA got legit USADA'd prior to Alvarez's fight and that he wasn't good anymore?

>cody garbrant is the closest thing to a good boxer in mma

>>74386137
Highly factual. Also:
>eye pokes

Professional fighter here. Ask me anything.

>>74386315

You misspelled Ngannou

>>74386229
You're absolutely right, Khabib's cardio hasn't been exposed the way McGregor's has.

Good post

I miss manny gamburyan

>>74386350
no comment

>>74386321
>Highly factual

Lol Jon Jones is the GOAT.

Keep crying :)

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>>74386321
Stop talking rubbish.

>>74386300
>Being a mentally defective aspie who blatantly ripped what I was saying acting like he originally said it

KEK

>>74386335
what does heem mean?

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>mfw Spain has mindfucked another victim

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>>74386335
what's your record

>>74386460
it's a play on words
there's a world star video of a fight where an african-american says he's sleepy
"heem sleepy"

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>>74386362
>Being this obsessed with an Irish gypsy manlet that you bring him up in every topic, especially the ones that have nothing to do with him

GIT GUD, BUM! LOL !!

>>74386437
See >>74385841
>Has anyone here actually tried wrestling? I'm talking basic drills and tossing around, not sambo shit in the mountains of Dagestan. It's easily more energy consuming than striking

>You're literally lying
Put a nametag on so everyone can see that you got exposed as a LIAR and a GOOF CASUAL.

>>74386300
>I said "I seldom pick"

Yeah and when you pick you're ALWAYS wrong.

How was it like watching Cruz and Cerrone get picked apart on the feet by superior boxers?

>>74386485
0-7

>>74386402
said no one ever

>>74386483
sup coralsprings vero beach reporting in

>>74386483

You will always be the biggest loser on heem.

>>74386534
YOU said it's more energy consuming and I followed this up by saying there are plenty of grapplers who gas easily making that point UTTERLY irrelevant

YOU then aped MY point to try and make it seem as if YOU were the one who SAID this

kek

KEK

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>>74386569
Sup brotha. Loving the weather lately. The rain has passed.

>>74386612
yeah it's perfect out, that was the most it has rained since the hurricane lol

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>>74386612
>>74386624
get a room faggits

>>74386612
>>74386624

Please get a life

Cruz 1,2,5

>>74386752

I'm proving that you know nothing about MMA.

You are almost never right about any fight analysis you give. Never.

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>Cruz 1,2,5

>>74386421
>>74386431
https://streamable.com/yfu5a

>>74386806

GOAT

The holiday is nearly over :(

how many /heem/ posters do you think you could take at the same time?

i could sleep at least 3 of you autistic fucks

Khabib Nurmagomedov has never ever in the history of Khabib Nurmagomedov fought in the month March.

2-0 January
1-0 February
0-0 March
3-0 April
2-0 May
1-0 June
2-0 July
3-0 August
4-0 September
4-0 October
2-0 November
0-0 December

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Can anyone ITT portion me some dip

>>74386866
I would heem this whole thread.

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>>74386910
Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>74386910

In other news, Tony Ferguson has never eaten dinner in the bath

>>74386889
>And lying for that matter

I didn't lie. You did pick RDA and you were saying Ferguson was a horrible striker with those long winding paragraphs where you never really say anything of substance.

Also picked Cerrone and Cruz cause you don't know anything.

You're a moron who knows nothing like 97% of /heem/. Don't worry you're in good company.

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*portions severe CTE*

>>74386837
>Used steroids
>Relied on eye pokes
>Never got punished for fouling
>Best wins are middleweights, shot fighters, and an old guy that cuts too much weight
>This is somehow the GOAT

>>74386866

>tfw i could heem every here

Imagine if there were a UFC PPV on TONIGHT. Just Imagine.

>>74387098

G O A T

>>74387003
>Also picked Cerrone and Cruz cause you don't know anything.

10 dollars you picked the same

>>74387118
Not an argument.

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Good to see I still live rent-free in this sperg's mind even when I'm not talking to him lol

Who is objectively the most embarrassing "fighter" in the top 15?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJM-jof0wUQ

>>74387123
>I seldom pick fights

Yeah cause you're terrible at it lol

>>74387122

Wrong. I had both Masvidal and Cody by TKO

POST YOUR UFC WALKOUT SONGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpmOwGO-TY

>>74387135

>not (You)ing spainsperg

Get in there you pussy

>>74387144
WBW

LHW

or FLW after the pillaging other orgs have done ot ranked fighters

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>1 out of every 3 posts filtered

>>74387209
>I-i-i seldom pick fights

Yeah cause you suck and have a 100% losing record you idiot haha, why do you even bother discussing MMA?

Stick to nut-riding Magiga, Cruz and Cerrone, and typing out long paragraphs no one reads. That's all you're good for.

>>74387209
i thought you were norweigan? you listen to hood rat music?

>>74387181

>p-p-pwease (you) the sperg who got a name cause he idolizes you as his hero

>>74387257
I hope you didn't waste 4 years at university when you could have just picked up the certs.

>>74387298

>p-p-pwease (you) the sperg who got a name cause he idolizes you as his hero

Delete and try again, you really borked that one

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>>74387144
Jessica Eye

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>>74387257
post your filter list

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>>74387333

You can be my 2nd-born.

Any fights tonight ?

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>>74387313
>i've never had a job

>>74387168
Bullshit, nobody was picking cody and then after the fight everybodys a fan and knew he'd win

>>74387370
>Has nothing to say
>Starts referencing his old posts that got debunked

You're not a sperg for nothing. Never pick fights, you have no idea what you're saying nine times out of 10.

Moron.

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>>74387360
also anyone that uses a name or trip

>>74387396
>nobody was picking cody

I'm not a fan of Cody but I did pick him to win.

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Who is Northcutt, Sage fighting next? Be honest.

>>74387394
Are you bragging about being unemployed lol

>>74387098
Cormier is a very fat welterweight, not an old guy who cuts too much weight

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>>74387424
solid list

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>>74387447
does it make you jelly?

OSP IS FIGHTING AGAIN!

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>>74387507
deleted chin

>>74387483
it's almost too sad to make fun of the fact that your greatest accomplishment in life is figuring out how to use a 4chan extension lol

>>74387480
>>Tell you the reason why I don't pick fights

Yeah cause you SUCK at picking them LOL

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>>74387515
wat

>>74387375
The hard battle to not remove /heem/ from the thread watcher

>>74387519
>greatest accomplishment
i didnt say that m8. i've also fucked your mom

>>74387541

I made the spainsperg(my son) get a name to post with on heem cause he idolizes me that much.

Even after I retired from the nameposting game he's still carrying on my legacy.

>>74387519
me on the left

>>74386817

just saw some interesting fights browsing events on wikipedia, not sure if they are real
>Thiago Alves vs Patrick Cote
>Mickey Gall vs Belal Muhammad
>Bryan Barbarena vs Jake Ellenberger

>people unironically thought that Robbie Lawler would beat Tyron Woodley

hahah Brutal Bob amirite guyzzz XDDDD

>>74387624

Mickey said he's going to LW

>The state of this thread

You are all so fucking autistic its unreal

>>74387621
None, you weirdo.

>>74387638

Oh yeah thanks for reminding me that spain also picked ROBBIE.

Hahaha this guy is just AWFUL at making picks.

>>74387640

>6 ft 2
>LW

>>74387642

Well now that you're here the thread is saved.

>>74387642
You are the company you keep.

>>74387656
>Who is James Vick

>>74387624
Think Alves/Cote was announced but don't the other two were. Follow @mma_kings on twitter for fights announcements - they are pretty based and cover pretty much all of them.

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50-0

50-0

All my checks are super fucking heavyweight

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>50-0

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Giving a fuck when you're making tens of millions of dollars

Hang in there Mark Hunt

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>>74387699
Ur on steroids

3-0 KO on (Floyd, Manny, Cannelo)
49-2 KO by McGregor (and in the rematch)
25-1 UFC (Loss was redeemed and goes through Tyron, GSP, Nick, Nate, Cruz, Cody, Aldo, Might Mouse, Bisping, Jon Jones, Stipe, Ngannou, and any other bum)

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Set the game ablaze and now my son is carrying on the family name.

>filters anyone with a name
>so bored he has to tell everyone about it

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if Khabib's plan A doesn't work, what does he have?

>>74387771

His plan A will work

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0-3 boxing (Floyd, Manny, Holly Holm)

21-10 MMA

9-9 UFC (Losses to Nate, Khabib, Ferguson, Platinum Perry, Artem, CM Punk x 2, Avila)

0-5 Rizin (Losses to Krazy Horse, Gabi Garcia, Cro Cop, 59 year old pro-wrestler, Sakuraba)

>>74387775
THERE'S NO GUARANTEE OF THAT

>>74387771
Panic striking?

>>74385454
>can't even afford a private jet
>can't even afford 1st class

>>74387798
Oh so you're a boxer now ?