Topspiel (18:30 CET)
Hertha BSC - Eintracht Frankfurt
i like me some bundes!
first for roys
>>74380562
>>>/a/
>>74380521
>>74380521
>>74380521
>>74380521
THE TRUE THREAD
>>74380520
where is denmark when you need her?
>>74380581
>tfw too smart to stay fit
>>74380597
reported ;^)
>>74380520
"""""""topspiel"""""""
bintpol can fuck off to the other thread
>>74380599
this
denmark best gril
>>74380520
is this /bundes/ I must know
>>74380668
yes. the other thread was 20 seconds too late to be official.
yes, this is the official thread
first for dinosaurs
>>74380708
hope ingolstadt win
>>74380611
>tfw to smart too drive with a license
Union Berlin will drag HSV into the 2. Bundesliga. You read it here first.
union union sowjetunion!
>>74380756
I think they will win
M'Gladbach played in the EL last week
what's a good way to kill time until the next game starts
>>74380799
suicide
>>74380806
apologize to him
>>74380799
exercise
>>74380812
>apologize
>z
>>74380825
>let me tell you about you're language
>>74380844
no hablo espanyol, fäm
>>74380806
no u
>>74380599
cam whoring and streaming foot porn in order to make enough money to not to have to be sober til the end of her live.
>>74380897
gross
l-lewd
frankfurt will win
>>74380897
gross
>>74380897
lmaoing at ''people'' fapping to smelly, dirty body parts designed for walking.
why not just fap to hands aswell
>>74380897
disgusting
why are 3d grills so gross?
the fuck sky?
feet is worst (acceptable) fetish
>>74380937
hands aren't designed for walking
2D>3D
Reading The Snows of Kilimanjaro, The feels are intense
Should I watch Hertha (boring) Ingolstadt (meh) or West Ham (meh) vs Watford (boring) ??
>>74380962
how do you know that
these boots are made for walking
>>74380965
>>74380962
i know it's hard for you hassan, but try to learn how to read
>>74380962
are you sure about that
@74380755
shit meme
>>74380981
Do you watch any american sports lad? Just curious
>>74381004
maybe you should learn to write in a coherent fashion instead
>>74381029
baseball and sometimes hockey and football.
why?
>>74380937
feet are the erotic extension of legs. Also the nerves for the feet are somehow connected to the nerves of genitalia. I knew a girl who got horny when you started touching her feet. Lots dont admit it.
About the dirty/smelly, I kinda agree and see your point. Also if its clean and not too smelly, it also dispereses lots of pheromones.
I dont jerk over women feet or notice them about women in particular, but I love playing with them as foreplay/while sex and footjobs are something really special.
I also found people strange that only see feet as unappealing, and hate them. Seems like they are disgusted with their own or something.
t. Tarantulino
>>74380897
I just don't understand foot fetishes
>>74381033
maybe you should stop whacking your tiny schniedelwutz to smelly feet
>>74381091
agree to agree
femdom is best fetish
Could really use some dressing room pics today
>>74381091
fetishes arent meant to be understood.
I can tell why I love high leather boots or Nazi uniforms on a girl, eventhough Im not submissive, but it makes me horny as fuck
>>74381122
>gimp customer
really makes you think
>not having a tsundere ganguro dickgirl with a massive libido that uses your boypussy as onahole
>>74381123
see here
>>74380909
>>74381123
sssslut
it's not possible for Darmstadt to win the championship anymore this season
>>74381266
Frings raus
>MODmark is here again
see you in three days, guys!
Yeeeesssss
ANDI WELLINGER
MARKUS EISENBICHLER
BASED DEUTSCHE ADLER
>>74381131
I guess you're right
that's it
L-let's go Frankfurt
Anybody have some good wörköut tunes?
hertha should win right?
>>74381470
they don't like to score. smart money would be on a draw
boring 0-0 incoming
Go Hertha HA HO HE
>>74381483
>boring
>>74381476
thats what i was thinking initially
but they're missing fabian, vallejo and abraham
think hertha has a good chance to take this
wake me up inside
>>74381547
Cute shoes
>>74381547
*wakes you up*
>>74381547
roger schmidt raus
>>74381594
cant wake up
>>74380897
my first time in bundes. explain denmark to me
>>74381313
>quick buy
kek
>>74381313
>blowing 30€ on busting a nut infront of the screen
the things you do when you are horny
>>74381090
back from jogging and disappointed nobody replied.
>>74381650
He is 50% of bundes posts when there is no match on
>>74381735
Well it was a comprehensive post that put the issue to rest.
not rly, the post just sucked
>>74381735
thighs > feet
>He
anything > feet
>>74381772
Dis
>>74381647
lol
>>74381656
you made me watch the entire gif. it was worth it
>gif
>it's literally THAT easy for women to make money
time for dinner
>>74381766
I didn't read it, just saw that it was long sooo...
>>74381801
only if you're attractive
wtf is hertha doing?
its only a method of time before frankfurt scores if they continue like this
>>74381811
We'll I am an attractive woman:)
>>74381928
whore
>>74381925
Hertha usually implodes in the second half of the season
>>74381928
>i can be anything i want on the internet
>>74381971
>>74381988
L-lewd
hehe
i don't look like that
>>74381988
me on the right
>>74381971
i honestly dont get how this team drew against bayern and bvb earlier
>>74381741
>He
but that was a cute girl
or is denmark the one who buys footporn from that camgirl?
so lahm will retire?
>>74381928
lucky
what a godawful match
>>74382150
told you
berlin plays ugly af soccer but they are effective
>>74382383
shouldve went with the under
TOUCHDOWN BERLIN!!!
frankfurt will win
HA HO HE
HO
HE
>>74382490
hot damm
its the same dude who scored
Ibisevic scored
So can >Schalke beat Hoffenheim tomorrow?
clean sheet for hertha?
>>74382653
Of course they will
>>74381751
thx, thats nice
>>74382696
maybe
>>74382746
uno farto @ 3:16
>Seferovic
swizz hot head
so stupid
>>74381090
>the nerves for the feet are somehow connected to the nerves of genitalia
i can feel my asshole twitch when i move my little toe. picture related
i dont get any arousal out of it or anything related to my feet though. i am a sucker for ASMR though
ive massaged a few feet in my time. theres a correlation between people who think feet are disgusting and people who dont feel ASMR and think its annoying. both apply to them. i know of one example, that is all the sample i got
thanks for reading and watching
>>74382770
shaky photograph of a photoshopped picture displayed on a screen
nice. needs a few filters
DARIDA
well that was unexpected
HA HO HE
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Based Loddar is always right
Silence.2016.DVDSCR.900MB.ShAaNiG.mkv
>dvdscr
WOW!
BSV beats THW Kiel away in the Champions League.
There's this really smart qt in my class that I want to chat up
But I'm ugly and dumb
>>74383257
2D is the way
>>74381811
>he doesn't know Rachelle
>>74383328
lol I just tricked the heck out of you silly weeb
>>74383374
what site tho
>>74382952
hm, I recently read that about 20% of people could be called "high-sensibility". I feel stuff in my peepee, when I touch my toes a certain way, when Im relaxed. Also not really arousal, lik you said.
When I jerk off, I cum faster when I rub my feet together a bit. It sounds strange and I feel ashamed for it somehow. If I was a girl, lots of people would find that cute and hot, but you dont really wanna talk about your feet in such way as a guy.
I also am able to feel ASMR and get massive relaxing shivers from certain stuff.
>>74383458
Forget it! Just one of her special cupcakes costs 110$
nobody cares
>>74383641
what if I have money to waste?
I care
>>74383453
rude
>>74383135
bluray when
Yawn
>>74384583
>bullymark
Yes that's totally me... NOT
>>74384624
you can fuck women easily as that, when you say "im an important person"?
>>74384723
Yes
>>74384747
>>74384624
kek
>>74384723
bri'ish '''women'''
Sun Sport is a parody you simpleton
>>74384020
>drinkmark
>>74383086
>lifelongmark
>>74383329
>trollmark
>whiskey
Lads when does sp play in 4cc
>>74384823
Whiskey soda is the goat drink
shit matchday 2bh
Nice to see Kasper Schmeichel being taken down a peg over this Ranieri business. Better goalkeeper than human being.
>>74384843
It's okay
>shit goalkeeper
>even shittier human being
k
Yes??
shit film, shit actors. felt asleep
>>74383607
>but you dont really wanna talk about your feet in such way as a guy
i am very open about my feelings and sexuality
>>74384440
few weeks
>>74384920
what exactly did kasper do
>>74385176
He was a snake. Went to the owners to try and get Ranieri sacked and then tried to weasel himself out of responsibility to the media afterwards.
>>74385055
silence?
>>74385224
source?
Schatzi, schenk mir ein Foto.
>>74386085
It's in the British media.
The meeting took place with him, Vardy and Morgan.
There's a video interview up from today where he dodges the questions.
Still feels great being a Bayern fan btw
go to sleep
okay bundes i am back
how hard did you work?
i did not work at all
gtfo you lazy cunt
why would i work on a saturday
because you have a job
oh wait you dont
i work on weekdays...
the colour scheme of the german flag is grotesque
t. has same colours as france and the US
Schalke will destroy Hoffenheim tomorrow, 3-0
What're you doing tonight/morning bundes?
There's a party at Schindler's tonight and I'm on his A-list.
personally i like the color scheme
good night bundesu
>>74388877
G'night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZBKFoeDKJo
yes it would be nice
hello I'm back
>>74388718
probably getting really drunk at a Karnevalszug.
>>74388891
Love that little piece of music, but Child Is The Father Of The Man/Surfs Up is still my favourite Beach Boys song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwdD2tyXnOw&list=PL9AiHhX759gBTeax22-wlfbgJfFPnFP2c&index=11
good night
>>74392520
night
gooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
>>74393069
Morn'
>>74393075
why are you up this early?
>>74393087
My brother is picking me up any second now to go to my dad's birthday celebration.
And you??
>>74393087
She didn't get laid yesterday.
went to bed kinda early yesterday
>>74393089
why is he celebrating his birthday in the morning?
good night
Yes, goooooood morning
How is his German?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxzcBs71o8&t=17s
>>74393108
I think it's quite normal. It's not a big party, just close family basically.
It's nice for the people attending that they have an excuse to get up relatively early and that they then have the rest of the Sunday for themselves.
Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Finland have decided against bidding for Euro 2024.
The lack of suitable stadiums is the main culprit.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>74388718
2-1 schalke
gladbach will win too
screen shot this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26HDgeF8ykw
hello?
hello.
Today:
FFC Frankfurt : Tabbine Potsdam 17:00
Match is broadcasted live on sport1.
Please watch our sports!
"no"
i don't think so
Good Morning bundes. Not many hours until >Schalke
>>74393491
How was the party hun?
too many hours if you ask me
i didn't and i won't ever
Looking forward to the English EFL League Cup final between Manchester United and Southampton later this afternoon/early evening.
slut
>>74394245
Fine. Party is a strong word, but it went fine.
>watching a shitty football match instead of spending time with your dad on his birthday
>>74393364
actually not that bad
>denmark has daddy issues
>>74393364
it's fine
>>74394313
Today is not his actual birthday. I spent that one with him. This is just the day when the family could get together.
Hallo bundes. Ich bin studentin und Ich will dich ficken ;)
okay
where
when
>>74394444
Nice quads
>>74394313
he hasnt even hung up the dartboard yet. i dont blame her
>>74392620
holy shit, you are a massive pleb
time for stretches
>>74394444
checked
>>74394444
lewd quads
>>74394535
This
>>74394545
Tßh it was shit
>>74394611
why?
>>74394662
Scorsese is a hack. Shit acting (like The Departer-tier shit). Longer than necessary. Scorsese is unable to coax a good performance out of actors anymore
vfb fans atmosphere is amazing, but their football absolutely shit
gooooooooooooooood morning
>>74394752
>>74385055
>shit acting
wrong, Andrew Garfield is excellent and the other actors like Neeson, Driver and Ogata act very well
The cinematography is fantastic and the story/topic is unique and interesting.
Some scenes may seem "dialogue-intense" but others are very powerful (for example the executions)
it's one of the best movies of the year. if you didn't enjoy it, you should stick to hollywood blockbusters
>goalkeeper stands around all game while the other guys run the pitch up and down
>is the only one who drinks regularly
>>74394878
no
>>74394894
what do you mean, no?
i am confused
>>74394904
I wanted him to rate this
>>74394908
>>74394886
You are objectively wrong and it is, in fact, you who should stick to your Hollywood movies. Your shit taste is evidenced by your claim that dialogue heavy scenes are some sort of a bad thing. The movie was not good and no cinematography can make up for shit acting and shit directing.
>>74394886
>others are very powerful (for example the executions)
>the executions
>powerful
LOOK EVERYONE IM ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!
what striked me too was the fact those two protagonists apparently try to snatch every role there is as of late. first star wars and hacksaw ridge, now this.
i wonder whose cock they sucked
actors that will make any film good:
- kevin costner (i will watch a perfect world later)
- tom cruise
- christian bale
- mads mikkelsen
- nicolas cage
cant stand those two faggots in silence. LOOOK MOM I ALMOST STARVED MYSELF TO DEATH
>>74394928
this
also:
>cinematography
LOOK MOM I FILMED STAIRS FROM ABOVE
OH AND LOOK AT THIS BEACH WITH WAVES AND THE OCEAN. AND MOUNTAINS IN THE BACKGROUND!!!! IT IS ALSO NIGHT!
>>74394891
Really activates the almonds
>>74394928
>Your shit taste is evidenced by your claim that dialogue heavy scenes are some sort of a bad thing
I didn't say that. I really like those scenes but I've heard from other people that the movie seemed too long and boring for them. I assumed the slow pacing of the movie and dialogue heavy scenes caused this impression. This is why I wrote "may seem "dialogue-intense" ".
You are clearly biased towards Scorsese movies (>Scorsese is a hack).
Why is the acting bad? Where exactly is it bad ? Do you even now what "bad acting" is?
You don't deliver any arguments to justify your point of view.
Why ist the movie not good for you? You have to be more precise.
I don't want to insult you, but you judge this movie like an ignorant /tv/ poster.
Silence wasn't a perfect movie, but is was the most memorable Hollywood movie in this year
can i pls have /b/int/pol/ instead of /tv/??
>>74394949
>cant stand those two faggots in silence. LOOOK MOM I ALMOST STARVED MYSELF TO DEATH
>LOOK MOM I FILMED STAIRS FROM ABOVE
OH AND LOOK AT THIS BEACH WITH WAVES AND THE OCEAN. AND MOUNTAINS IN THE BACKGROUND!!!! IT IS ALSO NIGHT!
nice argumentation. glad to see that some posters are incapable of judging movies without their childsih meme talk. I really hoped to understand your point of view, but this post just showed that this would be a waste of time.
i will attend the schalke game later
thoughts?
>>74395049
>Schalke
>>74394999
>I didn't say that
It seemed to be implied but whatever.
Indeed I don't like Scorsese because his movies, post the last temptation of Christ, are SHIT.
>you don't deliver arguments
Shit acting and shit direction are my arguments. Acting is for the most part subjective but desu imo tßh there was no depth.
>>74395049
Please post some photos from the game
sorry amerikun, but i'm not that kind of girl
is Kasper Schmeichel the personification of "evil denmark"?
P-please. Do it for Schalk Burger.
>>74395143
He is a snake. trust a dane feel the pain
sorry Anon, but i don't even have a smartphone to take pics with
>>74395151
he always seemed like a spoiled brat to me. He was the only player of the Leicester champion's squad that I did not like
care to explain?
>>74395173
who?
(You)
>not beating someone up and stealing their phone so you can post photos to /bundes/
>>74395193
*explains*
>>74395201
that's rude
thanks for the elaboration
Youre welcome
>>74395173
what's your endgame?
to end the era of the (You)
what are your plans for today?
I'm going to watch the Bündes matches, 4CC and the Academy Awards with /tv/
about the same tbqh but i doubt i will watch the diversity awards
i m going to watch the Bündes matches, 4CC and the Academy Awards with /tv/
>>74395322
I'll only watch it for the memes and shitposting.
>watching the academy awards
'no'
I'll watch some bundes cook up some chicken for lunch and study
bye
>>74395361
Such events will be entertaining if you watch it with 4chan. This is why I watch E3 with /v/ every year, although I rarely play video games
>>74395389
that's a lot of free time
>watching bundes
>watching "events" "with 4chan"
spotted the plebs
>>74395403
Für Sie
>>74395414
pleb 'n proud here
>>74395422
who is Tattun?
>I am a grown man who watches anime
Ayy
what are your predicitions/wishes (pic related)?
Is Stuttgart lad here?
>>74395433
/ourguy/
it's time for Ingolstadt vs M'Gladbach
>>74395549
Borussia 2 - 3 Ingolstadt
Schalke 3 - o Hoffenheim
>>74395549
>>74395636
Borussia MGB 2 - 1 Ingolstadt
Schalke 2 - 2 Hoffenheim
>"Ich kenne schwule Fußballer und Schiedsrichter in der Bundesliga", sagt der frühere Top-Schiedsrichter Babak Rafati im Interview mit der Zeitung "Blick". "Es gibt in jeder Mannschaft drei bis vier Spieler
>Oftmals werde dabei eine heterosexuelle Beziehung vorgegaukelt, um den Schein zu wahren. "Viele müssen sich mit einer Frau hinsetzen, Küsschen hier, Küsschen da – dabei haben sie gar keine Lust auf die Dame", erklärt Rafati.
>>74395785
>Es gibt in jeder Mannschaft drei bis vier Spieler
that's pretty much
How does he know it? I wouldn't trust a suicidal guy.
>>74395805
>that's pretty much
Around 10-11% in squads of 27-30, that's about along the lines of estimates for the total population.
>>74395821
I see, but how does he know it?
He could just assume it because of the statistics
>>74395805
>>74395821
>>74395845
I still think he is full of shit/making stuff up. Of course there are gay players, but he doesnt know the number, and the number seems also a bit exaggerated. Of course he doesnt know 3-4 gay players in every team. Seems like he is talking about some anecdotal evidence that he is applying to all teams.
hoorray, >we won
But I still cant tell if Wolf is a meme or legit
>>74395933
That makes sense.
>>74395948
I think he'll replace Tuchel in the future
what if rafati is a huge gay slut and has slept with 3-4 players from every team?
>>74395985
what a whore :o
M'Gladbach should sell Drmic and sign Grifo and Philipp
Even the Cologne fans around where I sit were happy that Hamburgo got a proper buttpummeling yesterday.
Bringing people together.
Jonas Hoffman is v good.
>>74395948
How did Julian Green do?
>Cologne fans liking proper buttpummeling
no shit
>cologne fans happy about butt stuff
what a surprise
>>74396098
>>74396099
So predictable. Gosh!
>>74396099
>>74396098
i laugh very very big
>>74395985
he should kill himself
50th Bundesliga appearance today.
He already plays like a man with 500 under his belt!
>>74396171
too bad he'll rot on the bench next season
Hi when does Embolo return?
>>74396171
How long until he calls for Hecking to be fired?
Schalke: Fährmann, Höwedes, Nastasic, Badstuber, Stambouli, Schöpf, Goretzka, Bentaleb, Kolasinac, Caligiuri, Burgstaller
Hoffenheim: Baumann, Bicakcic, Hübner, Süle, Zuber, Rudy, Vogt, Amiri, Demirbay, Terrazzino, Wagner
>>74396447
presumably on March 30
Guys I currently have 20+ threads (/sp/ and /tv/) open but none of them are moving. Plus I'm watching Bundesliga. What are some other things I can do to feel less bored?
>>74396511
eating and drinking
>>74396481
Of the Danish players in the Bundes I think Lössl is most likely to do that sort of thing.
He's had some issues with coaches in his past.
>>74396511
contribute to my thread >>>/his/2421766
>Shitierre-Shitile Shitbjerg
>>74396087
>Jonas Hoffman is v good.
what did he do?
Who is your favourite Bundesliga Dane?
>>74396720
Povlsen was my favourite when I was very young before Brian Laudrup took 1st place in my heart.
Of that list I will have to go with Ebbe Sand though.
>>74396720
andrööösen
>>74396511
im going for a hot shower
do you wanna come with me?
>>74396720
>all these players having part time jobs
STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL STINDL REFBALL
Last reminder that the Tabbine match starts in about 12 bings. You can watch it via satellite on sport1 or the livestream on their page sport1.de
Pls pls pls watch our sports
just
Favourite Superliga German?
Not a lot to choose from, so a current player in Mukhtar for me
>all these Americans
Doesn't surprise, so no huh from me here
>>74396894
all these "Germans"
for me, it's Lee Nguyen
>>74397010
For me, it's Anyone But Goodson
>>74396950
babajide ogunbiyi breddy good
@Denmark
>>74395312
dat save
nice save
ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK ANDY COCK
>>74397412
>>74394287 and then I don't know, just whatever is on tv that I find appealing.
Goalberg! (Dolberg has scored for Ajax)
Manchester.by.the.Sea.2016.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8.avi
was disappointed when i found out, that manchester by the sea wasn't a ken loach film. so i won't be watching it
>>74397865
>>74397817
>watching films post- French New Wave
*blows vape cloud*
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just made a tee vee thread
>>74398074
let me guess >>>/tv/79815659 ?
>>74397865
*unsubscibes your blog*
Zlatan!
;_;
Hoffenheims coach looks like nick swardson
>>74398647
he isn't chubby doe
Bill Baxdon is kill. No!
don't know who that is
>>74398803
Redpill me on what a typical carnival party in colon is like
I was promised >Schalke
I thought of Bill Pullman when I first saw it.
>>74398933
Tßh it appears as though they will concede soon
>>74397996
I'll be watching "Sara Jay love black cock"
>>74398803
did a Predator or an Alien Terminate him?
Tabby has been offered a contract by Buyern. She told Uli to go and fuck himself.
Is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?
sptw
Will >Schalke win or will they eventually >Schalke
>>74399591
nu
>>74399649
no one cares
wrong
Most dangerous lead strikes again.
>>74399649
they will win
>>74399682
Why so salty? Where you the same sad asshole who reported me last time for simply saying hi?
>tattoos
Why do people do that to themselves?
>>74399922
Attention
>>74399922
Because can look beautiful
>>74399807
she has a crush on you
cheeky Hübner
>inb4 Hungarian scores against his old team
>>74399974
'no'
*unreports me*
>>74400299
*gives u a peck on the cheek*
*giggles*
>German goalkeeping
3gay6me
>>74400388
nothing wrong with that
>>74399974
show an example
>schalke
RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY
>Schalke
>Schalke
>>74395049
is that you?
>not liking tats
smdh
>>74400528
that's me. delete this NOW
>>74400607
she isn't morbidly obese though
>>74400643
exactly...
Good (United scoring)
>Schlacke
It's called a draw dumbshit.
Based >Schalke
I am sex
i came here to >schalke
bye
WOLFSBURG HAVE SACKED ISMAËL
fantastic film. i cried
>>74401428
rip
what was the last film that made you cry?
Contemplating whether to watch one of the football matches this evening.
>>74402080
dont
>>74402262
You're right
Would you like to get some polish/ekstraklasa/? Some pretty fucked up things and chokings happened.
>>74402576
Get back with your girlfriend man. Also I ask /bundes/ itself. Cause... this is /bundes/, right?
>>74402566
Yeah why not
>>74402576
>>74394894
I think the problem for your girlfriend might have been that you are to negative. Dont be such a naysayer.
did any of you ever tried melatonin to help with sleep problems? You cant get it without
prescription in Germany, but I know you can in lots of other countries.
>>74402638
Okay, thank you. So... Hi! I'm that guy, built so fly in a silk bow tie. Let's get it started.
>Arka Gdynia (kurwa świnia) - Korona Kielce 4:1.
As I've said in my previous post, Korona is shit when it comes to away matches, and so this mid table trashing happened. Arka tried to Zaza'd their first penal, and so they did, but they lewy'd next one.
>Pogon Szczecin - Lech Poznan 0:3
YOU JUST CANNOT BE THAT GOOD MR BJELICA. They just fucking can't lose under him, Kownacki (19y) with 2 goals if he will keep plaing like that, then we can see him go to Sampdoria or some other mediocre team in next window. Lech is 3rd with 2 points over Legia now. Lech games in autumn round
>3 Games
>9 goals scored, 0 conceded, 3 wins
>Wisla Plock - Zaglebie Lubin 2:1
quite a surprise, nothing much to say about this game, Plock was just better. Typical /ekstraklasa/ dull game.
>Lechia Gdansk - Cracovia (kikes(really, this club was a jewish club)) 4:2
Lechia is going for the title, they just can't lose games like these, 4 points over Jaga. Cakewalk.
>Wisla Krakow - Jagiellonia Bialystok 3:1
Jaga is choking harder than Lexi Belle. We'll just have to wait till this deepthroat clip is over.
1/2
>>74403149
I have a Pogon Szczecin replica shirt somewhere.
>>74403120
It worked alright but it made me really tired when I woke up in the morning
>>74403149
Thanks hun
>>74403183
You can send it back mate.
>>74403149
2/2
>Gornik Leczna - Piast Gliwice 1:0
94th minute cheeky goal. Piast trying out their asperger tactic isn't funny anymore.
AND NOW
>LEGIA WARSZAWA - 700 people village (/ourguys/) 1:1
4 games between one of the best polish teams and A FUCKING VILLAGE, and they still can't win with them (2w for Termalica, 2dwarfes).
We still have one game on Monday but nobody really cares about that one.
Table:
M/P
>1. Lechia Gdańsk 23/46
>2. Jagiellonia Białystok 2342
>3. Lech Poznań 23/41
>4. Legia Warszawa 23/39
>5. Bruk-Bet T. 23/35
>6. Zagłębie Lubin 22/34
>7. Wisła Kraków 23/31
>8. Pogoń Szczecin 23/30
>9. Arka Gdynia 23/29
>10. Korona Kielce 23/29
>11. Wisła Płock 23/28
>12. Śląsk Wrocław 22/26
>13. Cracovia 23/25
>14. Piast Gliwice 23/22
>15. Górnik Łęczna 22/21
>16. Ruch Chorzów 22/19
Thank you /bundes/, this was your polish/ekstraklasa/. I'm Łukasz and I wish you all the best.
Hello, I'm back from de Zoch. Hope you had a great day.
>>74403610
Onyszko was very good. Wilczek is good. The rest so-so.
>>74404607
>remembers Onyszko
I want to hug you right now. Wilczek was doing really well last season.
>>74405095
Well he was one of the biggest profiles in the league for some time.
>>74395116
i took a picture with my shitty Nokia C2 just 4u
you want to see?
gonna post anyway
>>74394752
Watched some of his movies during a free week and was pretty disappointed. Other than some cool moments they were mostly meh. Departed was good though I think,
>>74410275
Thanks
ur welcome
>>74400528
maybe ; )
>>74410275
Aw shieet, th-thanks bro.
>tfw Schalke pulled a >schalke today
>>74410415
Mean Streets was the only film of his that I really enjoyed, though it's been a while since I've seen it. The departed has a good plot but fucking shit dicaprios acting was really bad imo.
hoffenheim was better and shouldve won tbqh
Agree 100% (see >>74398986 )
Gotta go fast back to studying. Thanks for >schenking mir ein foto von Schalke tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGKOQbKsFiA
hihihihi
everytime that irish guys posts i get the song stuck in my head for a couple of hours
good night
goooooooooooooooooooooood morning
>>74415174
Good morning
Sorry guys but there was one thing I forgot.
Polish/ekstraklasa/:
GOOD MORNING AND HELLO TO EVERY TRUE FAN OF FOOTBALL.
Semi finals of Polish Cup is starting this tuesday (the winner will play in EL qualifications)
We've got 2 games:
WIGRY SUWALKI (2nd league) - Arka Gdynia (kurwa swinia)
Lech Poznan - Pogoń Szczecin
Lets root for Wigry - Pogon final, cause Lech will be in european cups anyway.
>>74415274
how are slubice doing?
>>74415304
6th place in 'okregowka' which is one of the lowest. Only above klasa A and Klasa B
ugh, i hate bauern so much
Andries Jonker, former Wolfsburg assistant and current head of Arsenal's academy, will be named new Wolfsburg head coach today.
>>74415890
same here
>>74416458
cool. wanna fuk or something?
>>74416542
are you a grill?
>>74416554
maybe
>>74416559
okay
>>74415890
Weil du 1 Otto bist
mad bauer detected
Yes, goood morning
>>74416352
>Wolfsburg's new assistant coach
>>74417133
nice
>>74404607
>Minutter
>Nutte
JUST
ayy lmao
He has diabetes or something
did someone watch le oscars?
>>74417516
he's transgender
>>74417464
>>74417516
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>74417517
yeah, the ending was hilarious
>>74417516
wow
>>74417516
WEW
just saw the end now
looks like a stunt
>>74417516
>>74417590
yeah, but the /pol/ butthurt was top notch
it would be even funnier, if it happened the other way round, though
>fatze
lamo
moin
>>74417665
yes hello
Moinsen
>>74417809
average Leipzig fan
>>74417809
Where did you get the pic of the fattyposter from?
>>74417809
thanks denmark
will götze pull an enke?
>>74417516
i would say its good old schildrüsenüber/unterfunktion.
thats why he always looks chubby
>>74417934
It's depression.
>>74417516
Dabeetus
>>74417913
no, he will just explode
>>74417939
depression+meds would be a possibility too.
second hypertalent getting killed by bayern on a psychological level after deisler.
>hypertalent
LAMO
>>74417985
götze was a hypertalent before he went to bayern. back then götze, neymar and hazard were seen as the future superstars. Then when he got injured in Bayern he bloated up like a fungus and started playing like shit.
>put vegan carbophobic in charge of your football team
>players develop metabolic disorders
new age nutrition, not even once
>>74418070
which part of dortmund was that pic taken in?
>>74418089
marina bay
>ARD shows the Dortmund and Bayern game
what a surprise
>>74418145
>potential le magic of the cup match
and
>schalke
good choice desu
>>74418145
>ARD showing what the people want
shocker
>stoffwechselstörung
>>74418145
when, what competition
>>74418222
>people want to see another blowout by Bayern and a boring 0:3 of Dortmund instead of two exciting matches
ok
>>74418240
It's DFB-Pokal this week
>>74418249
the latter
>>74418258
oh my god
>>74418263
okay
why do we like reoccuring events so much
>>74418263
oh my god
>>74418258
okay
i dress minimal techno style
>>74418326
made me smile
not a fuckboy though
>>74418229
anyone here drunk?
drunkposting was fun when i did it
doing it was fun when i drunkposted
not yet
>>74418213
pure kino
>dumbers
just finished _______ so its time to shower, cook, eat and cook
21:00 English and Welsh Premier League
Leicester - Liverpool
>21:00
but that's almost schlafi time
thanks
will watch
>>74418863
Yeah
>>74418864
Your welcome, so will I maybe.
nice music
feeling myself up
>>74418213
under rated
>>74418857
yeah, i'm watching it too friend
>>74418857
>>74418863
>>74418864
>watch manchester by the sea
>that feel when you will never experience teenage love comes up
>that feel when you are automatic with women comes up
>that feel when you cant and wont express your feelings to anyone comes up
strooooooooong
I'm not buying it
>>74418973
the right guy looked like josep in the thumbnail
>>74418973
i do
>>74418928
Thanks
>>74418935
Good
tfw the air during and after a storm
i walked towards a camera a week ago
not irish though
huh??
>>74419679
what dont you understand
the camera/irish thingie
>>74419724
well it was a foto shooting and the fuckhole behind the camera told us to walk towards the camera so we did
raises the question why you would be at a fotoshoot if you arent the fuckhole behind the camera
>>74419761
the company i work for arranged it
>>74418973
>Dutch
>from England
>Arsenal yoof
>was rejected before
>changes clubs every other season
>pathetic points-per-game record
So many red flags.
this is not a satisfying answer
>>74419828
do you have any more questions
>>74419879
phil jones is so automatic holy fuck
what exactly was the fotoshooting for?
how many people?
who?
what did you wear?
>>74419910
pictures for the companies website and some flyers/handouts
about 25
co-workers
my work uniform
are u a call girl?
sure
what kind of company do you work for?
>>74420083
we produce stuff
what kind of stuff
>>74420111
checked. we build houses for food and your hygiene
>houses for food
i think they're called refrigerators
>>74420192
okay
>>74420012
vrooooooommm
did you like doing the pics? are they good?
>>74420319
yes, because i like to see myself on pictures
no. ive been told i look like a model on them though
are you the jacket guy
like a fat model lmao ;D
>"I told Anon that he looks like a model today. Hope he doesn't feel so bad about his looks anymore. Poor guy."
>>74420385
yes
yeah thought so
>>74418857
>not mentioning Pauli vs KSC
SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH SAND PAULEH
>"""english""" """football"""
>TFW DA FOXES
just finished cooking
>flopp
post pictures
>go get apple
>goal
ugh..
>>74421070
>jonker
bet on wolfsburg going down lads
night
>ksc imploding
lel
>>74421494
natten
>>74421487
Would Verbeek have been a better choice?
>the call that saved Lester
>>74421494
cute, CUUUUTE!!!
>>74421719
Literally anyone would have tbqh
>lelverpool
leave it to amerifats to post unfunny /pol/maymays
>replies with /int/ meme
Stop being tsundere germankun
>>74422222
Dafuq are you talking about? I don't browse /int/.
checked
I just saw carnival on german tv. First time I had contact with german culture in years.
How is it still the same shit I knew as a kid? God, germany is pathetic.
>watching German tv
I mean it's okay if they show sports that aren't on my Danish, Swedish or Norwegian channels (very rare), but outside that, it's just awful.
Yeah I know I haven't watched in years.
My grandad loves watching those big shows with singing and stuff.
I guess I could see myself liking it when I'm old.
My dad does too. He loves Helene Fischer.
I got him a tablet for Christmas and he immediately tried searching YouTube for Helene Fischer videos. He doesn't understand English though and was just clicking on random comments on a Shakira Video not understanding why that didn't take him to Helene Fischer.
your dad sounds awful
yea
No he doesn't
how high will Dortmund lose tomorrow?
five
>>74381547
>>74381630
FIRE SCHMIDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
disrespectful.
>>74422891
rude
>>74422975
they wil win 3-0 t knower
eating mettbrötchen rn tbchwy lads
Just ate half a chocolate bar which expired about eight months ago.
It did not taste great.
Hoping for a cheeky Lotte win today.
Had dinner early (Frikadeller) and now I'm hungry again. Not going to eat anything though.
you should eat something though
why do you people eat so late?
I won't eat anything. I'm in bed and I have nothing even close to suitable for a late night snack.
i will eat some icecream now
>fatties
ugh
why does everyone always assume people are fatties? i'm like 60kg lauch
now you made me miss summer and eating ice cream outside when the sun is shining and it's warm
how warm can it get in finland though
I hate summer
>>74423859
>t. Götze
just as warm as in germany, the only difference is that summer only lasts 2 months
hehe funny
I like summer
>>74423919
who doesn't?
I love summer
>>74423923
this guy>>74423884