India vs Australia, First Test Day 3 - Official Match Thread #2

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>kohli hits the ball
>woahhh magnificent batting there

>>74375075
He's made maybe three incorrect calls, two of which were impossible to call without replays

DRS interffeternce

>>74375091
t. KIDF

>>74375091
And he's made a few great calls also. Indians are just being salty.

fuck india are gonna win this lads

>500 posts
>7 IP's

Nice community faggots

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>>74375061
BASED multicodeturalism

Anyone remember BASED Bucknor and how butthurt he made India for a decade or so?

>>74375102
Yeah that one on Mitch Marsh was elite

I am a Kettleborough fanboy Tbh

Reminder O'Keefe comes from a country with a higher proportion of Muslims than Usman does

>>74375114
Who could forget. Had a good kek when the curries were burning pictures of him

>>74375120
And there it is. Got the version without the caption mate?

>>74375120
Reminds me of Warnie going crazy for an appeal.

>>74375114
Darryl Hair is GOAT umpire

>>74375114
he's a only one I'd call a nigger, single handedly won a test match for Australia. Don't forget the lbw against sachin in sharjah, pitching outside leg, hitting outside off, OuT.

>>74375118
That's Indonesia m8, SOK is from Malaysia

>>74375135
>Australian education

KEEEEEEEEEEEK

GAME

OVER

SOKGOD

Virat Goneli

KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED KEEFED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is porn tier

kek

KEK

K E K

>INDIAS BEST BATSMAN

GOD RAT KOHLI EKKS DEE LMAO

O KEEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEE

LGTSS
>""King"" Kholi

its over lads

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kek

Holy fuck my sides

Was just about to make a post about Smith still bowling SOK for laughs

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

S O K
O
K

>LEE FUGG LEE OH QUEEF XDXD

AHAHAHAHAHAHA KOHLI SHOOK AF

Literally laughing so hard I'm in agony lads

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Is this test pure kino?

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>The Indian nightmare has a face

he's gonna get 10fer

not a lot of things as nice as seeing india loose a test in india

Is Kohli's house gonna still be around by tomorrow?

I may like watching Australia lose.. but I like watching India lose even more

I can't breathe lads this is too good

Will India ever recover?

>>74375177
Based slumlord

>8-17
>8-17
>8-17
>8-17
>8-17

>complete silence

Literally nothing better

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its happening

That indian team bus is certainly getting pelted with rocks tonight.

>>74375197
Kholi's house is getting burned down

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does this look like the face of mercy?

Will there be a riot in India if they lose the series to Australia?

Should we warn white women to leave so they don't get raped?

pregnant silence there lads

>>74375197
Probably full poster burning and tv smashing treatment lad

I'll have to change my accent if I have to contact the call centre on Monday

So glad that India's doctored pitches are backfiring on them

>>74375210

>Should we warn white women to leave so they don't get raped?

We should do that regardless really.

>>74375210
>>74375217
RIP those wags in the crowd they keep showing

My grandfather reckons you can pick a good bowler from how big their arse is

Just watch them prepare a more neutral pitch for next match and still get beat because their spinners won't be able to work their 'magic'

RIP Maharashtra Cricket Association Stadium

First and only test played here.

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lads, reminder

>>74375224
I was voted as having the best male ass in year 12. Would I be a good bowler?

>>74375227
Can we bring these doctored pitches back home from us? Beats our fucking boring flat track bully paradises.

>>74375236
he meant a donkey you idiot

>2017
>not owning a donkey

Jesus this pitch

>>74375240
nah lad, we just need more pitches like the WACA or Bellreive Oval

>>74375236
Send me a pic that I can show him

>>74375236
I remember we voted this kid who infamously failed to get an erection on multiple occasions trying to fuck this year 11 girl.

Cheekily voted most likely to be a future Iron Man.

>>74375240
I saw a curry say that the MCG, Adelaide oval and the fucking Gabba were turners on Facebook today

lol india wasted both reviews in the first 6 overs?

>>74375258
On absolutely plumb wickets too

>>74375257
Can't think of a single pitch that spins more than that shiny MCG drop in pitch.

>>74375258
>b...but .I..I...India haven't used D..DRS b..before

>>74375266
maybe a 22 yard pane of glass

>>74375271
This is their fourth or fifth series with it?
I think they started with the Zimbabwe tour, although I could be wrong

>>74375280
I know lad, just posting what you might see on Shillbook

>>74375263
both were umpire's call not plumb my casual mate

>>74375290
Absolutely plumb

Sub-continental
Over
Kill

>>74375290
>Cannoning into the stumps
>Not plumb

Also

>Poopindian's being allowed to express their opinions on DRS

WEW

SOK has a decent rig

>>74375299
OK my casual mate

K E E F
E
E
F

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>b-but muh number one ranking

GODhane WILL win this match for india

why are the indian batsmen playing so much on the backfoot? why not take it on the rise?

All over

SokGOD

>>74375290
Agreed, you could tell the fix was in because it took them so long to get the ball tracking, they were doctoring it in Australia's favour

SOK test captain when?

he's going to 10fer, the absolute madman

fuck i love the silence when theres a wicket

We dont get that here cause there's so many shitskins invading our country

>>74375313
kek

KEK

K-E-K

Don't worry mate I'm sure poojar will stand up to the Big Mean O'Queef

Can someone import some angry Indian Cricinfo commentators/Facebook/Twitter etc posters? At least half a dozen on a permanent basis.

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maximum smug

>>74375313
D E S I G N A T E D

Fucking based SOK

Sub-continental
Over
Kill

Who is worse with the DRS system, India or Shane Watson?

o'Queef

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Rahane must have put the "back in 5 minutes sign in his 7/11"

>>74375328
Back to /int/

>>74375313
SOKKED

This literally started playing as the wicket fell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XljmO_KPQaM

I am a converted SOK beliver

Kek he didn't even edge it, that was right out of the middle

>>74375325
>Lokesh: "Test cricket is all about this, big chance for Rahane to prove he's worth getting picked over Karun Nair & cement his place. Sailing through such situations make you champion. Laxman did it in 2001, Dravid in 2004-05 and now is the chance to join the league."

>>74375334
t. Raaj Pajeet

>>74375330
>LE FUG SHANE WATSON EKKS DEE

back to facebook

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What went right?

WAKE ME UPPP

>>74375330
India, only because it is a team basis

Shane Watson could luckily only waste 1 review most of the time

>>74375347
Try to come up with something that isn't an overused /b/ tier meme mate

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Leave India to me

>>74375352
>India prepare spinners picth on the basis that they thought Aus had no spinners
>mastermind selectors release their secret weapon to the cricketing world, code name SOK
>????
>Profit

>>74375358
t. Kumar Rakesh

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BIG STRONK AUSSIES

You now remember when /cric/ tried to frame O'Keefe for threatening prostitutes online

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>>74375362
He's an average sized guy with a BIG heart!

Is the homebabby meme over?
>win on bouncy castles
>win on roads
>win on minefields
Can't wait for Australia to go back to England and win there too

All for the bants lad

>being this new

>>74375377
Wasn't that Holland?

>Nilesh: "This is a good ploy by the Indians. Give a rank turner first up to the Aussies and muddle up their minds for the following matches.

>but in Pune, with Virat Kohli in line to bat, that's a no contest.

>>74375379
S.Africa destroyed Aus though

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THE FIRE RISES

pad first

BASED FUCKING KEEFY BOI

Based SOKGOD AKA SOKDEVIL AKA STEVE

Honestly a based, muscular and ELITE review.

10 for

How are New Zealanders so much nicer than ausies, when geographically you are so close to one another. Just going by your captain's comments, graceful, humble, dignified comes to mind (complete opposite of Aus)

thats how you review poohli

india
more like into the bin with ya

KEEEEEEEEEK

absolute madman has 10

cheeky 9 for on the cards lads

10 wickets in India at an elite average

Krezja on long forgotten watch

>>74375400
>>74375401

lol

If Abbott was still in his rightful place as PM we could knight him

WHAT

HAHAHAHA

can someone recommend me pic of SOK to fap later on tonight

Notice how silent Warne is whenever O'Queef gets a wicket.

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CA fb posts to have no comments now as all indians pooicide

I feel like I'm dreaming lads, not even the biggest Australian fanboy could have seen this coming

krazykeefe

>>74375417
The handsome elite Pakistanis and Bangladeshis are filling the gaps with laughter lad

Me and a m8 at work were doubting if Aus would actually be competitive this match

Fuck man, gonna be great to talk to him about this on Monday

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BREAKING NEWS lads.

Is O'Keefe our new big guy?

>>74375417
will based daniel get 400 replies again?

>>74375435
UU
UU

>>74375434
The fuck is with the pictures of the woman?

Kohli is a God of batting
Smith is a flat track bully
Australia comes to India 4-nothing

>>74375400
>t. Pajeet Singh

>>74375177
There's a lot of nice things when you live in a 1st world country

Surely someone has a webm of the Kohli wicket?

>>74375400
Cry more.

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any recommended crickey podcasts lads?

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>mfw this test is giving comfy flashbacks of 10-15 years ago.

Fucking Warner, get him out of the cordon

4-0 still going to happen desu

>>74375443
Something about the hindi god Goddess Lakshmi I think.

>>74375457
ffs, cricket*

>>74375461
i am having hope again lad, we are nearly back in the great territory

>>74375457
They're all filled with casuals Tbh. I listened to one where they literally said New Zealand were the second best test bowling side in the world.

Sometimes I toy with the idea of starting my own, but I have a bad voice, no sense of humour and no cricket watching mates

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>Indians in charge of picking spin
>Indians in charge of DRS
>Indians in charge of leaves

Will India ever recover?

banish warner to the boundary wtf is he doing

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>brexit can't win
>trump can't win
>Australia can't win

seeing a pattern here tbqhwy familia

>>74375472
G O O S E Y
O
O
S
E
Y

Has there been a more kino test in the last five years for Australia?

>>74375478
No you don't.

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>>74375478
>tfw in best timeline

>>74375482
Still don't understand this meme

>>74375482
That series winner in South Africa

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>threadly reminder

>>74375473
that didn't spin but Kohli was in wrong too.

GOAT'Keefe

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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>>74375482
Adelaide test of 2013/14 where Big Mitch went off was pretty kino

>>74375486
kino
The highest tier of artistry in motion pictures. Kino is above all the other categories

the absolute STATE of poodia

SOKKED

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“This is the weakest Aussie side. There are no Waughs, no Gilchrist, no Hayden or Ponting and McGrath. That was the champion team who dominated the world, won three World Cups,” the 36-year-old Harbhajan said at the inaugural session of sports literary festival Xolo SporTale.

“That Australia in the past had 11 champion players. Everyone had the ability to take on the opposition and win matches from difficult situations.”

Harbhajan sees little strength in Australia’s batting, with the top six for the first Test set to feature inexperienced pair Matt Renshaw and Peter Handscomb, and he says they don’t even come close to previous Australian outfits to have visited India.

“That Australian team in the past had so much will and belief,” he said.

“I don’t think this team has the belief to win in these conditions.

Harbhajan even went on to say that apart from a couple of names he doesn’t even know most the cricketers from the current Australian side.

“This is a namesake Aussie side. Apart from Steve Smith and David Warner, I don’t even know any other cricketer. They have four spinners in the side considering they came to play in India and if they play bad, they will lose 4-0,” he said.

UMPBALL

that was missing imo

kek no reviews

Should review it desu

kek missing leg too

>>74375508
Umpires call

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>>74375497
post kino cric

>>74375505

Based Harbhajan

>>74375505
>Apart from Steve Smith and David Warner, I don’t even know any other cricketer.
>doesn't know Waqar Starc or HazleGrath

Fucking umpire's call Jesus fucking Christ

This is literally the best figures for an Australian bowler has ever gotten in India

Will India ever recover from this?

Will they allow DRS next test?

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>>74375515

Australia winning in India of all places? What timeline are we in again?

can only hope india get smarter with reviews
keep reviewing 50/50 shit

>>74375521
Will Shane Warne ever recover from this?

>>74375521
you can feel warney literally seething at this fact

>>74375515

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O2Bz1x9Ofg

>ywn be SOKKED

>>74375521
Only needs one more wicket to have 12 and will beat the best by about 100

It's been a great game for Australia, but why is Starc barely bowling? He tore apart Sri Lanka last time Australia played in Asia

>>74375538
Ian Botham got 13 wickets in a test in India in 1980, the best ever by any touring player in the subcontinent

Benaud 11/108
SOK - 11/68
Kreja 12/358
Dymock 12/166
Davidson 12/124

>>74375544
He's bowled as much as any other seamer

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>>74375538
>tfw krazykreza wn have the best figures again

>>74375549
look here >>74375551

that is for versing india

Warne is literally tying the noose

>>74375552
Yeah I know, I'm wondering why he hasn't bowled more

Go India.

Fuck Australia. You're all cunts.

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>>74375528

>>74375559

More like rewriting his speaking tour to have a bit about that cunt Steven

Which Steve is the superior Steve our test team right now

>>74375564
Why are you so furious Ankush? A malaysian is tearing the top ranked test nation apart

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>>74375564
What's wrong canuck?

>>74375558
pretty sure that's spinners only

>>74375564
t. Ranjiit

>>74375564
The only team that's as close to homebabby and cunty as Australia is India so I'm not quite sure what to think here.

>Smith scores an elite century on an absolute minefield
>Pissrat gets WOGGED and SOKKED for a muscular average of 6.5

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>>74375571
why do you have to ask

>>74375589
and Indians still think Virat 'Stat padding' Kohli is better

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>>74375589
>elite century
>gets dropped 4 times

australia played well but that was no elite century

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

STEVE

jesus india

GOAT
O'Keefe
A
T

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>>74375590

This is surreal

>>74375589
starc unironically played a better innings than smoth though

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>>74375589
>WOGGED and SOKKED

SOMEONE STOP THE SOK

Officially the greatest australian bowler in India of all time.

this damage control kek

just accept that pissrat is nowhere near the level of smith

Fuck off Gayry we want the SOK

India is thhe number one test team said

Australia are home babys they said

Australia have no decent spinners

Smiling ear to ear right now lads, i might get on the piss for the first time in while to celebrate if Aus get the series win

S O K K E D
O
K
K
E
D

>>74375622
there are 3 matches left ya know.

Australia will win this lads, cap this post

>>74375628
D A M A G E C O N T R O L

>>74375625
I've literally been sitting on the couch grinning from ear to ear for these last three days

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>>74375635
>looking at the bowling figures


SOKKED

>The international atomic clock is calibrated using Ravindra Jadeja's sense of timing.

>>74375628
oh wow no i didnt know that

let me re adjust my thoughts, hmmm nope kohli is still not even half the player that smith is

>cleanskin bat
pretty aesthetic

Anyone seen RC? He seemed to disappear after the SOKKING started

>>74375628
and?

India have already embarrassed themselves, it literally doesn't matter.

They underestimated Australia like England did a few years ago, just hope that Aus don't do a series sweep like they did against Englel and make it so some of your players quit the tour because of stress/depression

>>74375643
>dropped 4 times
>scores a century
>best player in the world wahhhh
do you even hear yourself

>>74375645
The most aesthetic bat is K. Brathwaite's

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whats going thorugh his mind right now lads

HAHAHAHAHAHA

CRICBUZZ HAS LITERALLY GONE DOWN

THEY HAVE LITERALLY POOICIDED

>>74375636
it is a great feeling isn't it?

i don't even care if Aus lose the next three matches, India got exposed today and embarrassed

>>74375646
we /afl/ now

>>74375652

Bowling Steeeevvvveeeeeee

http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/stats/index.html?class=1;home_or_away=2;opposition=6;template=results;type=bowling;view=match

almost there lads

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>6/35
>6/34

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How did everything go so RIGHT?

>>74375649
>Duck in the first innings
>Gets bowled leaving a straight ball in the second
Piss. Rat.

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I have completely missed both of SOK's spells fucking around with dinner and shit

>>74375649
being able to come back from each dropped catch like that shows Smith's temperament and the Innings he had in the first innings proves just how much better Smith has been in these conditions

>>74375654
Couldn't be better circumstances either, it's the 13/14 Ashes all over again. India completely dismissed Australia, put out the absolute worst pitch they've ever produced and have been dominated in EVERY possible way

poor play by lyon, stealing o'keefes wickets

>>74375573
ayyyy that ain't me lad.

The local boy SOK is finally using the advice I gave him

>complete silence

KEK, not even an India jeet gal chant

FUCK OFF GARY YA CUNT. WHAT ABOUT POOR SOK?

>>74375663
in India no less

I feel sorry for Warne

>>74375670
that's just called lucky lad.

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>can't prepare roads because need to win test matches
>can't prepare turners because your batsmen have been exposed

What do pooinloos do lads?

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>SOK has ruined the week of a billion indians

half-hearted obligatory

>implyon

>Ishant at 10
Kek? How fucking shit is this bloke at 11?

>>74375672
I might not kill my self tonight lad

i want to hang around to see if SOK continues his dominance

FUCK OFF GARRY YOU FUCKING IDIOT

FUCK OFF GARY

>>74375688
lets see shall we

more like outdia

GARRY FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>74375683
>green top
>get WOGGED
>turner
>get SOKKED
>road
>get SMOTHED

next time you prepare a certain pitch, make sure you can play on it

india not even giving a yelp lmao

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Incoming

Life is misery

chin dropping truthies

>>74375682
What, his first innings as well?

nah m8, stop with the damage control and get the fire ready to torch Kohli's house and the tour bus.

He just wasn't shook by those near outs lad, he is a great batsman coming back from them.

Watch him perform well next match and Kohli fail

FUCKING LYON CASHING IN ON SOKS WICKETS

HAhAHAHAHAHA

Where's all the Indians lads?

I can't tell you how ASSMAD I am that I haven't witnessed this test.

When is the second test? I'm going overseas on Friday so hopefully I'll see some of it before I go

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I'm enjoying my Saturday evening. Please post any fb poo rage you find.

>>74375698
englel did the same when they created the greenest pitch i've seen at lords and india won that
bowler friendly pitches mean a bowler's skill is less often useful

>tfw no 13

>>74375718
Literally yet to see a comment. You'd think the country lost their internet connection for the day

>>74375717

I actually paid to turn on fox sports this month and missed all the good bits

want to see cric's face when India win this 3-1 hmmm

>losing by over 300 runs at home
didn't even know this was possible lads

>>74375725
Proxy off Reality Kek

>>74375723
They are too busy torching the tour bus, Kholi's house, and gang raping any Australian females they can find

this bald headed lunch cutting cunt, take a fucking look at him

>>74375716
Getting the poo ready to throw at Kohli's house m8

Bring on M Marsh to finish

Kek, Warne is doing his absolute best to praise anyone but SOK

Smith average 60
Kohli average 51

Smith average against india 93

Kohli average against australia 60

why is Kholi even talked about in the same breath is Smith it's no comparison, compare him to a mid range player like khawja or someone

105 & 107
105 & 107
105 & 107
105 & 107
105 & 107
105 & 107
105 & 107

>Thatcher: "What is that I can hear? It sounds like Test cricket pitches being hastily watered in Bangalore, Ranchi, and Dharamsala!"

EXECUTE ALL GARRYS

They fucking did it.

GET FUCKING REKT

AAAAAAAAAAAA

how do you win by more than you scored in the first innings. what a crazy fucking result

D E S I G N A T E D
E
S
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>333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333 >333

good game kid

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

AUSTRALIAWINSLOL

>>74375725
I don't even care if they do win 3-1

India got exposed today and it will be even sweeter if they make the pitches in the next matches more neutral to expose how they doctor their pitches to favour India like it was supposed to this match

>Australia won by 333 runs

Checked

moral innings victory

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AUSGODS

Fuck yes! going to put some Powderfinger on the player I reckon.

The absolute fucking madmen

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333

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Say my name

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>333

BEST TIME LINE CONFIRMED

>india's combined total is still less than australia's 1st innings total

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>>74375765

>the usual tactic of doctoring pitches has failed for india

where to now for these cunts?

>>74375741
I saw that, fucking keked like no tomorrow

>>74375748
by having based SOK in your team

>>74375765
M-master

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnigc08J6FI

BIG STRONG AUSSIES

>>74375765
SOK
O_O
KOS

>>74375738

this lol. He ripped through the top and middle order in both innings but apparently everyone "just played their part"

fucking keke

>7/11 7/11 7/11 7/11 7/11 7/11 7/11 7/11 7/11 7/11
>333 333 333 333 333 333 333 333 333 333 333

This was a big match

Warne to give SOK the MOtM award

Reality Check on aborted narrative watch lads

lmao Warne

"ok, sure, O'Keefe got a lot of wickets but everybody played their part!"

Keeping it interesting desu i like it. Literally got bored seeing winning every match.

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>test cricket