/heem/: the beeb edition

FUCK SCHAUB

>coral springs

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>mfw I could meem on everyone here for 100 rounds with my jab alone

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>>74369850

good op

excellent first and second posts

what about the third post?

>>74369886
Tibau beat Khabib

>>74369886
kek

>>74369878
>not liking thankful dc

spergOP sorry to break it to you but tony will sub kebab

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>>74369893
VERY good post I agree

BASED OP

>>74369906
heeeheeeheee

you really funny guy

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>coral springs getting cyber bullied every day

>>74369926
>coral springs gets cyberbullied for sucking off a literal bully every day
like pottery

POST THE TEMPLATE

>>74369925
are you biased because hes a muzzie like you

or do you legitimitely think that kebab will just take tony down without being in danger and just gnp him easily

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post the bingo template, i'll fill it out and people will talk about it more than if I wasn't spergOP

>>74369906
even fucking lando was able to handle himself on the ground against Tony in the first
tony hurts guys on the feet and then finishes them on the ground, khabib is more than capable of handling what he'll dish out on the feet, and he'll smother tony from the top
watch ferg fight castillo

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Cruz will win the rematch

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Due to popular request

>>74369850
>2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
>2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Somebody
>2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
so what's the timing on this, going to have to switch channels or what

>>74369959
Not sperg, but your a fool if you think Khabib will stand with Tony for 1 second

>>74369967
>masturbate more often than __________

>>74369967
>masturbate more often than

Good work, bud.

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>>74369965
Cruz is done, Cody took his soul.

>>74369986
>>74369988
newfags

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>>74369986
>>74369988

Fixed

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i could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

>>74369977
Didnt imply that bud

Kebab will take tony down but my point is tony is very slick with the jitz and easily could pulloff or threaten with a sub that could reverse position

Tony might do even some meme moves to avoid the TD, if kebab cant get the TD dominantly he will 100% lose guaranteed my man

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>>74369967
/10?

>>74370031
>virgin
>but has had a gf
how

>>74370040
I'm wondering how the other fag is unemployed but doesnt live with his parents.

>>74370040
2 actually, 3 if you count middleschool. high school gf was a christcuck and I was scared of her parents. unigf, I chickened out 3 times and throw in some other issues, she had enough of my shit.

atleast I have you guys right? *cries*

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>>74370077
>>74369967
this is me, for the autists that care

>>74370040
By having one when you're like in 6th grade

>>74370088
he could easily saved up a lot of money and went unemployed

>>74370088
>>74370098
Welfare is literally free money

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>>74370088
college dorm, retard

>>74370108
Wait so you live at a univeristy, but dont have any friends there? Bahahahaha fucking loser. I wouldnt wanna be friends with you either.

Here is the OFFICIAL Breakdown until the Big Brown Breakdown comes out
https://youtu.be/c_JzsKEV114

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>All these goofs who don't buy PPV

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>>74370118
>>74370093
>>74370077
retard

>>74370123
>until the Big Brown Breakdown comes out

Dude no one wants to watch that sick stuff, that's disgusting.

>>74370109
FUCK OFF CHAD REEE

Could Jim Ross potentially become a UFC Play By Play commentator?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVX6lXptoLw

>>74370135
We already got based Todd who became the bets play-by-play guy currently in the UFC

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>>74370077
>doesnt exercise
>went 96 hours without leaving his house
>jacks off more than he walks outside
>jacked off to a fight
lmao'ing at ur ''life'' fkn loser

>>74370135
>his dream team isnt jr and rampage
lmao at ur life

>>74370150
kek

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Why isn't Zuffa doing a UFC card this weekend? There should be one every weekend for consistency and to build a fan base.

>>74370150

We are all anonymous here lad, posting on an anime imageboard on a friday night. No need for bullying.

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>>74370150
>not jacking off to PVZ/Rose
plebs I swear

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>>74370150
i used to spend weeks at a time inside my house over summer breaks in high school
i walk to class, mentally uncheck that box if you consider that exercise

>>74370162
>There should be one every weekend for consistency and to build a fan base.

People were complaining about too much MMA at some point. Once every two weeks is fine. Plus there's other promotions to watch.

>>74370174
Do you have to cum for it to count?

Ferguson is gonna slice up Khabib's face with sharp elbows then lock in a tight brabo choke in the 4th round.

>>74370168
m8 you dont even need to be a normie to not do those things

its just sperg tier to do those things

>>74370191
nah man, just follow your dreams

>>74370197

I agree that jacking off to a fight is pretty weird. Same with not exercising or leaving the house for 4 days.

Conor McGregor

>>74370204
Then you can do whatever you w-wannnt

>>74370182
Once every week. I actually pay for the UFC unlike the criminals who complain about too much of it.

>>74370211
is gay.

>>74370181
Of course it was u lol

>>74370210
sometimes you just pop a b while you're sitting down watching a fight

>>74370210
you gotta jack off to the fight when its live tho

Ovince Saint Preux returns to Nashville vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima at UFC Fight Night 108

>>74370244
Could be fun

Probably wont

>>74370157
GOAT

Guess Joanna Jedrzejczyk's 100m dash time

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>>74370244
>yfw it's the main event

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>>74370289
I see you forgot so soon

>>74370286
22 seconds

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GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS

>>74370294
We mandrama now

will McGregor fight this year?

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Do people seriously think Tyron will win?

>>74370294
Why aren't they showing that Swanson is #3 ranked?

Is there anyone in the UFC who can do this? Keep in mind he's a literal manlet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl7m8GgG9Lw

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....

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>>74369856
Where the fuck have you been?

Your first post back is about me? Why, i'm flattered!

>>74369965
cruz is dunzo. his zombie knees and pillow fists are no match for cody's angry daddy issues and manlet rage

UFC FN JUST: Arlovski vs Browne

>>74370307
basketball athleticism isn't the same as fighting.

>>74370294
kek, I knew about this fight, didn't know it was going to be a main event though
what a meme fight

>>74370304
4746 nigger

>>74370320
lol this is such a cute thing said by fighters/fight fans

literally embarrassing

also not what i asked

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>>74369967

>>74370335
what you asked is retarded and so are you, why the fuck would you need a 12 ft vertical in fighting? baseball and gymnastics are more relevant to fighting sports than ape hoop. now fuck off you faggot.

dude he runs a sub 10 sec 100m and has a 45 inch standing vertical tim boetch would fuck him up though even if the guy trained for as long lmao

>>74370337
How the fuck do you play bingo again?

>>74370351
If you get 5 in a row you win. Can be horizontal, vertical, or diagonal.

>>74370307
romero is 5'9 and he's explosive too

>>74370307

That's cute, but I reckon Roy Nelson would put him away inside 1 round.

>>74370356
effort of opening paint

>>74370149
>GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS!!!!

When does Roy Nelson fight again

MMA will never have good athletes no one is stupid enough to fight for 10K when they can start at a million

I wonder the amount of people here that are actually unfit

>>74370370
>HOLYYYYYYYYYYY SMOOOOOKES

>>74370377
>wrestlers aren't good athletes

lol, those gangly NBA players would get heemed to mars no matter when they started training

>>74370382
>265 LBS OF BEHEMOTHNESS!!!

Why didn't Travis get out of there?

Featherweights Gabriel Benitez, Enrique Barzola to Clash at UFC 211

>>74370389
No they're not. They're low test morons.

>>74370404
>UFC 211
stopped reading there

>>74370422
>there
i stopped reading right there

reckon there's streams up for lellator 173 soon?

>>74370418
you're probably some fat jewish kid wearing jordans, gtfo of my space.

>>74370356
isnt it crossing out every square?

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= REMINDER =

Joe Duffy

>If x happens I'll leave forever

No one even cares about you loser

>>74370449
name one unathletic jew. i'll wait

GOYS BTFO

>>74370401
His Yamato dmashii would not allow for such cowardice

EIRE EIRE

>>74370462
boinie sandas

Nate Diaz

>>74370462
YOU

>>74370150
>96h in the house
>a lot

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Who does this represent the most on /heem/?

I'm going with the lying retarded dutchsperg

>inb4 you la mao

Who is your favorite WOMAN fighter?

>>74370465
why did paddy leave sbg tallaght la

>>74370493
Jacare fans

>>74370500
Wouldn't know cause tallaght is a kip laddy

>>74370494
Alexa Grasso was mine until she lost to that man roider

>>74370493
represents the retard who felt the need to make his name

>i literally train at SBG

as if anyone gives a shit

lying dutchsperg is one of our top shitposters

>>74370493

Irish posters

>>74370523
>respresents
stopped reading there tb h mate LMAO

>>74370494
travis browne

Jacare is the NATTY GOAT

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Who does this represent the most on /heem/?

>>74370542
Irish posters, because ginger

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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/24/14732190/ufcs-tom-lawlor-suspended-by-usada-for-two-years-after-positive-drug-test-for-ostarine

UFC’s Tom Lawlor suspended by USADA for two years after positive drug test for ostarine


Tom Lawlor is the latest UFC name to be sanctioned by USADA.
The popular UFC light heavyweight was suspended two years by the UFC’s anti-doping partner after a positive test for the banned substance ostarine, USADA announced Friday.

Lawlor was flagged for a potential anti-doping violation in November following the failed drug test from an Oct. 10 sample. His suspension is retroactive to that date, so he will be able to return in October 2018.

Ostarine is a selective androgen receptor module (SARM) with benefits similar to anabolic steroids, retaining and, at times, producing lean muscle. It’s in the Anabolic Agents portion of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) Code.

In the release, USADA states that ostarine is “not currently available as a prescription medication in any country, and its unauthorized use may carry serious side effects.” Ostarine has been found as a declared and undeclared ingredient in dietary supplement found in the U.S., prompting the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to issue a warning letter to certain supplement manufacturers saying ostarine is unapproved and in violation of the Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act (FDCA), USADA said.

>>74370542
he looks pretty greasy. could be any of the southern europeans who post on /heem/, those lovable oily scamps

>>74370531
have you ever thought about killing yourself? cause you should atleast consider it

>>74370567
>not cultivating your hair oils

top pleb

>>74370556
Thanks it's in the OP though.

Post your UFC walk out song

>OP claims to be sperg
>leaves out UFC 210

Probably not even on the spectrum, poser

>>74370573
>kys
get a load of this underage newfriend

Disagree with everything said on JRE with Cruz

rate this card

Daniel Cormier ''''c''' vs. Anthony Johnson
Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
Patrick Cummins vs. Jan Błachowicz
Shane Burgos vs. Charles Rosa
Katlyn Chookagian vs. Irene Aldana
Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira
Kamaru Usman vs. Sean Strickland
Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Côté
Josh Emmett vs. Desmond Green
Gregor Gillespie vs. Andrew Holbrook

>>74370616
rofl

>>74370642
Solid 6/10 potential

everyone says cruz is smart and humble but he seems bitter and cuntish and of average intelligence

>>74370662
t. ThatOneCodyFan

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>>74370642
>Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira

Is it at welterweight this time?

>>74370662
Cruz is one of us, leave him alone you degenerate

>>74370662
Agreed.

>>74370672
what a nerdy cunt?
yeah I see that

>>74370667
>>74370642
Ain't Charles fighting the dq guy?

>>74370698

Oh wait my bad, it's the wrong Oliveira.

>>74370315
it's not about you, it's about starting the thread right

There he is that rascal

Pettis vs. Michael Johnson

Yay or nay?

>>74370764

The cure for brain damage will be found some day.

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Can you guys keep your autistic spammers contained to your general?

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>mfw filter game strong af

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Cut
It
Out

>>74370775

Are you the spammer? This sounds like something the spammer would say.

>>74370766
I like it

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>>74370739
Lucky I wasn't home. Don't get accustomed to the first post my guy.

>>74370356
bingo is poor man's tombola desu

>>74370642
Really bad after the first two fights.

Cummins is a prelims fighter, and I say this despite liking the guy.

>>74370828
frozen_turd.jpg

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>>74370773
Oh there already is a cure for his illness

>>74370766
Maybe Pettis can finally retire

>>74370828
i never invited you to a conversation stop (you)ing me

Has anyone ever heard of HOOKNSHOOT?
first time I hear about it desu

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/tom-lawlor-gets-2-year-suspension-from-usada-for-ostarine

mandramafags btfo

>>74370959
>The drug is believed to be similar to anabolic steroids, but without negative side effects.

wtf? how do i get this

SPERG OP I SUMMON THEE

Are you as confident about halabeeb winning as you was Cruise?

>>74370959

Lol where's that guy who had this JUICER has his boy?

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>RIGHT HERE
>THE HARDEST HITTER IN THE WELTERWEIGHT DIVISION

>>74370959
LMAO, But Cyborg dindu nuffin wrong she needed those drugs for her health!!!!!!

>>74370993
cyborg is a roider but the thing she popped for was not roids

>>74370975
>Ostarine, also known as MK-2866 and Enobosarm, is a non-FDA approved selective androgen receptor modulator (SARM) which is illegally sold in the United States and globally as a performance-enhancing substance. Ostarine is not currently available as a prescription medication in any country, and its unauthorized use may carry serious side effects.

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>Hey anon, want to help me train for my fight?

>>74371029
nice freedom

>>74371014
Granted, though it was something that fixed the negative effects of roids. i dont even really care but the fact that as soon as there is a 145 lbs belt up for grabs she gets an exemption while other fighters are getting burned at the stake for lesser infractions, Machida is a prime example of this.

>>74371075
I thought she was using it to help her cut weight

>>74371075

Do you really care that much about Tom Lawlor?

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Amanda Cooper vs. Cynthia Calvillo Added to UFC 209

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AND NEWWWWW UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORRRLLDDDD

>>74371102
stop posting this roider you weirdo

>>74371097
meaningless fight

Why do the Diaz brothers take pride in their area code?

>>74371094
She very well may have, but the drug she was using is also used to diminish the effects that anabolic steroids have on the female body. It could be pure coincidence, i dont even really care, i would love to see her start knocking broads out left and right, it would be great to see! I just feel its suspicious at least that she was granted that exemption after she tested positive, and you have guys like Machida that got suspended while the drug they tested positive for wasn't even on the banned substance list on the Portuguese USADA site.

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>>74371162
make me faggot, you got a problem with fighters taking steroids? LOL who's your favorite fighter Mcgregor? cause he's major against that right. You know this board is 18+ right.

>>74371096
No i dont, I guess i just care about the principle of the matter

https://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-38-superfight-series

glory is live lads

>>74371209
There seems to be some kind of paywall on this stream...got a different one lad?

>>74371222
http://ifirstrowus.eu/sport/boxing-wwe-ufc.html

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>>74371222
goof

Bellator in a bong.

Who /cops/ after?

>>74371222
yeah it looks suspicious, definitely going for a different link

>>74371257
bellator is over

>>74370828
Is that how gets the swelling down after his face takes a beating?

>>74371162
All fights on early prelims are meaningless, goof

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>>74371257

>What kinda nick-name should I pick for my MMA debut guys?
>How about something that references your fighting style?
>Big Brown it is

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/24/14723068/morning-report-chael-sonnen-says-tito-ortiz-verbally-tapped-at-bellator-170-fedor-emelianenko

>“The score is one-one between Tito and I and you always go into a rubber match. Everyone knows that. The only reason I kept my mouth shut at the Tito fight - look, Tito tapped in that fight. I knew Tito tapped when he tapped. I heard Tito verbally tap and I’ve never said a word about it, privately to Tito at the press conference or to you guys. I never said anything and the reason is, first off, when you lose, you just take your loss. It’s not a tap if the referee doesn’t call it a tap so therefore, Tito didn’t tap. I thought he tapped, and I let a move go. He verbally tapped, and I never said anything about it and the reason was, he quit the sport five seconds later. He quit the sport five seconds after I tapped and he quit the sport a minute and five seconds after he tapped. There was no rematch. There was nothing to build and no reason to tell the real story.

Tito tapped

>>74371199
Outstanding post

>>74371324
chael is such an obnoxious liar desu

The following are people who wouldn't be shook against Conor
>Nate Diaz
>Nick Diaz
>Jose Aldo (Post McGregor)
>Frankie Edgar
>Khabin Nurmagomedov
>Tony Ferguson
>Donald Cerrone
>Tyron Woodley
>GSP
>Robbie Lawler
>Sage Northcutt
>Stephen Thompson
>Dominick Cruz
>Cody Garbrandt

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>>74371324
Surprised it took him this long to come up with a bullshit story. Hopefully no one gives enough of a shit for them to fight again, I hop Ortiz stays retired.

>>74371324

Literal mandrama. That fight was the most fixed thing I've ever seen since Mike Tyson knocked out Shawn Michaels.

>>74371341
Nah friend, that's part of the script Bellator gave him to help sell the rematch later this year. It will be Tito's return from retirement fight, probably will be the same weekend GSP comes back.

>>74371408
>fixed fight
back to your containment board

Jedrzejczyk fighting in Glory right now

>>74371432
It was literally fixed you idiot. Even pro-fighters called it, including Dan Hardy.

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>>74370607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PftedPwL_qQ

>this Chief costume
sick desu

Just watched khabib vs johnson again. Just watch the first round and tell me in what universe gooby wouldn't sleep khabib.

>>74371438
Oh Dan Hardy said it stop the fucking presses.

>>74371438
Tens of millions were gambled on that event you should bring your insider knowledge forward to the appropriate authorities lmao at your WWE life.

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>>74371324
>verbally tapped

Chael continues to be garbage.

>>74371456
Oh some fat obese neckbeard "fight fan" on a chinese imageboard says it wasn't!

>>74371476
Leave a message for the government telling them to get back to you on Monday so they can shut the organization down immediately.

>>74371471
>Tens of millions were gambled on that event

You do know that you can bet on WWE matches right? You do know that you're pretty much an outlier contrarian moron defending a fixed fight huh?

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>Yendraycheck
this is triggering me desu
don't these goofs watch UFC

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>>74371438
>UFC employee says Bellator is fixed
This shit happens every time Bellator has a big main event you fucking goof.

>>74371484
You can get Bellator shut down this week. I'm going to be impressed if you can pull it off.

>>74371509
Dana said the fight wasn't fixed

>>74371517
It wasn't. The UFC and Bellator have literally never fixed a fight. You're an absolute retard if you believe otherwise.

>>74370607
>Post your UFC walk out song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ou8N3U8yg

>>74371524
Mhmm

>>74371509
>Le consolewars
You really can't make this up.

>>74371509

>Bellator doesn't fix fights, to prove it I'll post proof of UFC fixing a fight

Stellar logic there pal. You sure showed me.

>>74371535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU

I would walk super slow to make sure the whole thing played out too

>>74371517
I mean Hardy, he still has a show on fightpass I think and he's definitely on the UFC payroll. Every single time Bellator has a main event that gets some publicity somebody from the company comes out and screams fix.

>>74371579
Back to /asp/, scat spammer

lol so tito and chael agreed to fix it? that's the only way it could possibly happen

get that convicted felon arrested again bro, you've got the proof, dan hardy said it

>>74371593
Hardy retracted his words and said it wasn't fixed, but he just threw it out there as a flippant tweet because of how disappointed he was. He felt more as if Chael wasn't really into the fight and basically let Tito win

>>74371535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRwgmgEeT8c

>>74371593

>b-b-ack to /asp/

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>Bellator 138
>Be Ken Shamrock
>Have a solid rear naked on Kimbo
>Let it go for no reason
>Stand up and get knocked out like it says in the script
>B-b-bellator is 100% real no way can a fight be fixed trust me I've been a fan since 1996
>Actually defending blatantly fixed fights

Sitsonpeen fighting

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I love Japanese MMA in the 90's, it just feels so much rougher than now

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>>74369965
im not theres anything wrong here but this is weird right?

thai man fighting

>>74371698
no you weirdo

>>74371715
i dont do that with my siblings

>>74371698
girls aren't as worried about looking gay as men

>>74371698

Is it as weird as people who kiss their parents on the mouth? It's just family stuff weirdo.

>>74371720
cause you're not a girl you weirdo

>>74371613
Chael never was even that good; TIto was.

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>>74371698
if by weird you mean hot then yes

I'm ready for some bellaroll fitest b h

>>74371613
I could have sworn there was a video of Hardy talking about it but I can't find one. Anyway, it was a little disappointing but it's not the first time Sonnen's phoned it in. He basically quit against Evans, didn't he?

>>74371627
>>74371665
I'm positive you're the scat spammer.

wow this Glory shit is crazy

>>74371755
>>74371755

I'm the scat spammer cause I said a lellator fight was fixed? Well hot damn we got a detective on our hands here fella.

>>74371761
link pls

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SPICY

>>74371773
You type exactly like him, I'm positive it's you.

>>74371794
>You type exactly like him

Usually he just spams ashuodnkjsaldjskaopdsa but since it's a Friday and I clearly got nothing better to do than talk to some beta online, please explain to me how I type like him, and why I am not spamming scat right now and instead choosing to waste time talking to you.

>>74371794
please use a trip so i can filter you

>>74371791
funny shit

this thai bastard is a terrible human being

>>74371698
theyre girls dummy

lmao this dirty ass chicken gambling thai

I love him

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Man, I REALLY fucking love Cruz after his interview with Rogaine. It was super helpful to me, even managed to overcome the ol' ADHD listening to him.

>>74371808
>Tell how I'm giving it away
Enjoy your final (You)

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HEEEEEEM

>>74371852
>Saying a lellator fight is fixed equates me to being a scat spammer

Wew

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>>74371698
Nothing wrong with healthy sisterly affection Anon.

>>74371853
You are good guy Italy

>>74371559
I bet it feels unreal when she clenches up when you smash it from behind

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>ANDERSON "ETERNAL GATEKEEPER" SILVA

>>74371394
What does this mean?

HEEM PLEASE THIS IS URGENT
CAN SOMEONE POST THE 6'0 /5'11 PICTURE
WITH STEFAN STRUVE AND SOME BLACK GUY

Based Grisham.

>ultimate beastmaster
who the fuck comes up with these dumb ass show names

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If you don't watch Glory your not a fuckin fite fan. It has elite level striking with something like a 70% tko ratio. If you don't like heems and clean striking your a fucking goof and i don't want you on my board, good night

>>74372006

Funny enough the people who complain about grappling in MMA don't even know what Glory kickboxing is.

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>you wiil never see Schaub fight in these shorts

>>74372006
>elite level striking
tbf, this is a lie

lots of the glory guys are skilless cans

We got a spicy banger on our hands lads!
this manleto has got heart and is swanging and banging like he'll be recognized as a real sized human if he wins

>>74372006
this

this is a lot more entertaining than 90 percent of MMA cards

this Carpathian Death guy is pretty based

heem schleepy
the age of the manlet has come

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http://fightstream.is/bellator-173

steam

Rogan would permaheem both of these bellator commentators

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HEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>74369850

News:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/24/14731214/ufc-214-in-anaheim-changed-to-july-29

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/23/14720538/joe-rogan-ufc-screwed-up-not-making-ufc-209-nate-nick-diaz-event

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-209s-tony-ferguson-to-conor-mcgregor-come-back-when-youre-ready-to-be-a-man

>>74372066
Cause the rounds are shorter and there's minimal clinching involved

Just changed to glory. First thing I see is big guy falling.

>>74372098
disappointed black photographer at the left at the end

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Robin calls tonys' movement 'austic'

https://youtu.be/c_JzsKEV114

>>74372098

Awful defense

couldn't agree more

>>74372006
It's not on TV

>>74372145
HOT LAVA
HOT LAVA
HOT LAVA

>>74372171
lazy nigger

Is Bellator on tape delay? It says live on my guide. Are we not watching COPS tonight?

The short haired blonde interviewer is qt mang

>>74372145
>ground zero
Robin Black is NOT being careful

Can't wait for Rich Abraham's fight. Took a kickboxing seminar with him, really great guy. Hope he takes it home

>>74372176

unfortunately you cant talk like this on heem

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i miss giorgio

>>74372209
or what

>>74372145
That's just sad, as if asian guys didn't have it hard enough

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BR BR BR
HUE HUE HUE HUE
ES NORMAL

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I BACK

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>>74372277
who is that anderson silva imposter

>>74372188
its not live

>>74372277
>age
>advantage

that's a large man

>>74372145
Quite enjoy this guys breakdowns

Glory also has the better commentary, Valtellini is getting good at this

HE WOKE NOW

>it's a bellator hypes a prospect who then gets dominated episode

i old now guys

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>>74371940
Best I got

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>>74372426
thanks brah
at least you responded a fellow heemer

this romanian niggra sure has pillow fists

That round 3 was crazy

Silva will get robbed out of this

ONE MORE ROUND

silva is kill

HEEM THAT TERRORIST FUCK

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MUHHHHH DICKKKKKKK