/hoc/

>rags

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Connor McDavid, captain of the Edmonton Oilers.

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>>74369727
>Golden Generation
>Not Bronze Horde

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>>74369741
Jesse Puljujärvi, future assistant captain of the Edmonton Oilers.

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>>74369739
>rags

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>>74369727
First for Jesus greiss

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjswc9AKdOQ

>>74369741
He left some spaghetti sauce on his face.

>>74369583
Force her to the ice, have my way with her, then do a fat line of gak off her left ass cheek.

>>74369741
Looks like a nerd who cut himself shaving

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>>74369760
...

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>Le calder man

GOOOOOOOODD OP!!!!!!!

>>74369772
Then you would wake up and realize that she has had her way with you

why do canadians and usaeans keep posting in a hockey thread?

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>>74369792
>Calder

Thats nice.

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>>74369727
What are we listening to tonight?

Here's my pick (inb4 it's shit)
https://youtu.be/E0j7GhBhHcY

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>>74369792
A challenger appears.

>>74369811
>Greece
>ever producing talent for hockey

Pay the denbt Greek man

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Dr. Bettman, I'm CIA

>>74369822
>hymen babby

>>74369811
Can you afford to post here?

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>>74369802
>implying that wasn't my plan the entire time

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>>74369811
Hockey's popularity isn't just confined to the Mediterranean region and The Caucuses. It actually has a small cult following in the United States and, to a lesser extent, Canada.

>>74369832
bad meme

>>74369833
good meme

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>>74369843
Congratulations then, you beat her at her own game :)

STOP FUCKING LETTING MAKING THE SHITTY FUCKING MONGOLS MAKE NEW THREADS

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT YOU NIGGERS

>>74369727
risto laine looks like a contract killer

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>>74369727
>/hoc/ thread
>OP image is of an actual hockey player and not unrelated clipart

>>74369864
>mad at Finns

>>74369583
i tell her om du har ingen benis vi ska åka till din klädkammare och knulla tills du är en kvän igen :DDD

>>74369845
that's nice, it's just annoying when they interfere with the real conversation (not you, you know what I 'm talking about).

>>74369864
no one else wanted to

>>74369864
>NIGGERS

keep your attitude and upbringing in the us, don't bring it in an international forum next time. Thank you.

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>>74369832

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>>74369811
>usean

Here comes the snow!

>>74369770
That's actually a tampon

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Claim your Waifu

>>74369876
Hmm, I wonder why Ameribro could be mad at Finns. Could it have to do with them coming into starting every /hoc/ thread with a mention of their so-called "Golden Generation" which consists entirely of busts? Could it be their rampant homerism for all mongol players regardless of their actual talent? Could it be them expressing opinions about non-mongols despite not watching any non-mongol players?

There are myriad reasons why one would be "mad at Finns". They are the worst shitposting contingent on this general. They have contributed to the decline of this general more than any other shitposters. Every post about their "Golden Generation" takes us further away from what was truly golden, the Golden Age of /hoc/.

>>74369812
This would be too weird desu fãm

>>74369812
That jersey is ugly as fuck. Logo too.

>>74369972
no its because racism

>>74369972
Is this pasta yet?

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>>74369969

>>74369972
>shitting on Finns
>when the Nylander fag exists
wew

>>74370008
Cute!

Why didn't she play in the celebrity all star game?

>>74370008
Avril Lavigne?

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>>74370014
>he doesn't appreciate a steady stream of oc

>>74370001
>the_current_year.jpg

Sad!

>>74370022
She's removed all the Canadian content from her life. Her husband, hockey, even her fucking accent.

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>>74370014
>tfw leaf fan
>tfw Nylander poster is actually pretty entertaining at times

>>74370022
She's too cool for that nonsense. And they probaly didn't want to get styled on too hard

>>74370027
yup

>>74370049
Nylander is a beauty.

>>74370008
>no socks

>>74370051
Avril a cute. A CUTE!

>>74370062
No need

>>74370064
My cute :)

>>74370068
my gf desu. let it go sven you dont want to get beat up over this

Ovechkin will score 4 goals tonight in front of McGaykids face.

Cap this.

>>74370081
Sorry my friend, you're too late.
See --> >>74369969 & >>74370008

>>74370087
GOD TIER OSSI

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my new gf

>>74370087
>predicts Ovie will score
>gets Crosby's
What did he mean by this?

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>>74370121
That he will score

Where will Iggy end up

>>74370156
Flo rida

>>74370156
Maybe Boston will bring him back.

You have temporarily been made the GM of your team. You are offered a choice between two defensemen. The price is a 7th round pick for whichever one you pick, and either of them can play top 4 on a good team. One is significantly better than the other.

You're not given their names or other info, only the ability to look at their performance according to ONE of the following stats:
Goals
Points
+/-
Hits
Blocks
CF% or other advanced stat

Which ONE stat do you look at to choose between Dman A and Dman B?

@74370166
tldr

LOL

>>74370166
i choose the eyetest

>>74370166
+/- is the only relevant Defenceman stat

>>74370156
Probably columbus

>>74370166
>7th round pick

who cares? should have said 2nd round pick, then it's actually an issue if one is a sieve

Why is hockey the only sport where wearing a jersey to the game is acceptable?

I'm serious, basketball only your latest prostitute is allowed. Football only acceptable if you have shitty color-clashing facepaint. Baseball it's ok, but half the crowd wears jerseys of dead players that have no connection to the teams playing.

>>74370221
yes but if you pick the wrong one then you'll feel like a retard for missing out on a total stud for just a 7th round pick. especially if your team sucks on D

>>74370156
retirement home

>>74370166
TOI

>>74370122
lol someone actually paid 500+ paper golds for that seat.

>>74370253
Shit, I forgot to include that. I knew I was missing a huge one.

TOI is probably what I would pick as well.

>>74370166
penalty kill

>>74370257
but then you 'd need to know the position of the teams in the standings

>>74370248
LOL HAHA IT'S FUNNY CAUSE HE'S OLD

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>22 YO charles hudon has 33 points in 35 AHL games this season
>has 4 points in 6 career NHL games
>plays C and W
>Desharnais will be playing tomorrow

really forces you to ponder

>>74370166
Whatever advanced stat best measures ability to shut down opposing forwards. I'd rather have that than a PP quarterback.

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Name ONE Finnish player on >your team's roster or face the consequences

Iiro Pakarinen

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Canada I am asking you to stay the FUCK away from Amanda Kessel. She is rightful american property. I am sure there are plenty of Canadian female hockey players. Please do not taint Amanda.

>>74370355
My team doesn't have any. Niskanen is the closest because he has a finnish surname.

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>>74370355

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>>74370362
no

>>74370383
>two minnesotans and a swede

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>>74370387
Blood will be spilled.

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>>74370355

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>>74370365

>Crapitals

>>74370355
Olli Määttä

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>>74370355
Based uncle leo

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>>74370355

>>74370355
Jyrki Jokikakka

>>74370355
jakke virtanen

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>>74370355
Closest we have is a Russian with finnish heritage

>3rd rounder for Jurco
what am i missing here?

>>74370411
He looks like a fucking mouce

>>74370426
literally the other way around m8.

oilers-CUPitals thread when?

>>74370427
a gf

>>74370442
only thing that "cup" is gonna get is two girls.

>>74370166
Handedness

>>74370436
Idk what youre talking about

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>this rendition of the national anthem

>>74370458
>2 girls no cup

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>>74370480
forgot your pick

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>a battle between the best two in the league
>he's talking about Talbot and Holtby
>Braden "human wall" Holtby

>>74370492
>>74370492
OILERS @ CAPS

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>>74369969

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>Oilels vs Crapitals
Crapitals
>Flimflams vs Kittys
Kittys
>Canes vs Snes
Canes
>Stars vs Yotes
Yotes

Am I wrong?

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>>74370355
We have the GOALd standard

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>>74370355
Cash me outside.

Hope the kings and preds lose all their games

>>74370383

See there's your problem. If you had none you'd win

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>offended that the avalanche want a lot for duchene
>wants a first round pick for lazar

Is Dorion the most retarded GM?

>>74370355
Jori Lehtera, and what a coincidence, he's shit

Canes

Flames

>>74370944
>wants a first round pick for lazar
Nobody could be that crazy. Lazar is worth at least 1rst + 2nd

>>74370968
Flames again

I need to piss

>>74371080
have a good one

>>74371080
Your piss is magic. No finn will be able to score after you have pissed. So hold on to it for as long as you can

>>74371119
>>74371150
Lmao'd nice guys

YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED
CALGARYS ON FIRE!!

>>74371172
>CALGARYS ON FIRE!!

again? call the fire department

>>74370944
That actually is retarded as fuck. Duchene is ten times the player Lazar will ever be. Ottawa claims they're gonna stand pat on the ask for Lazar, so I guess he's retiring a Senator.

>>74370588
mason's thrashers mask is one of the best in decades

>>74371250
yeah, that beautiful woman shovelling ice in front of him is nice too.

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>>74371295
>>74371250
shitskins fuck off

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>>74369727
No thanks.

I have about as much respect for Finland as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is Cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the Reddit memes that comprise "EBIN" and "FUGG :--DDD".

It is the most depraved country with infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is Saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is Reddit. It is poopoopeepeeinajarvi. It is Finnish busts.

Arena in Floroda is almost empty. Wtf guys.

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>>74371573

finns are a hivemind

>>74371584
snowstorm

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Caps fans, explain yourselves

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>>74371670
I would say "yes" if not for the fact that those lizard people's eyes are huge as fuck.

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>Your user account is too new to post from countries other than Finland. You may purchase a gold account to get around this limit.

isolationist xenophobic finnish shits still won't let me post on their boards

>>74371732
the eyes are just livestreams to the queen finn so she can gain knowledge about the world

>Ducks make another bargain deal
Not bad considering this draft sucks anyway

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>>74369727
>Stars fans get to listen to rare Blink-182 during their breaks

>Meanwhile at Gila River Arena we get fucking smash mouth

>>74371886
i don't get it, clearly az has it better

>>74371871
Did the Pens players and the Canucks players fuck each other as a part of a "team building" exercise?

How are they all affected?

>>74371778
>bargain
>potentially lose a 1rst rnd pick for a glorified utility player

If he helps get Getzlaf and Perry going, then I'll take this back, but otherwise, it is a waste of a pick tbqh.

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#Canucks Hansen update: submitted list of 8 teams during bye week and said had 6/7 playoff teams and one "personal team"(likely senpai related)

Who gets him?

>>74371871
how are none of these guys vaccinated

>>74371952
Only Kessel got vaccinated on the Pens.

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Reminder that Tanner Fucking Glass was patient 0 for the mumps

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>>74370355

>>74371926
Ducks will need more than one forward but if there was ever a time to trade for a rental it'd be in this years draft

get fucked coilers

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>oilels

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>>74372109
B-but refpuck

>>74372048
I'm no expert, but scouts are pretty shitty at calling drafts.

>>74372177
Let's ask Finland then

>>74372143
It was refpuck though...literally no penalties called on the Caps and two weak ones on the Oilers. Refs had an agenda in this one.

wtt ebershit, poogent hopshit, and peelan poopeech

any takers?

>>74372143
Typical of them. It's been 18 years since they've made the ploffs and that's their only excuse.

The Sens are absolute shit my goodness

Matt Duchene for Emelin, Scherbak and a 2nd

Who says no?

>>74372198
>Getting salty about the same thing in 2 threads

Be happy you have to play Philly as much as the Caps do. I wish every game was called like that. Caps didnt even score on the pps, but two good penalty kills apparently doesnt pump up that spineless team.

>>74372246
Colorado because they think Dushit is good

>>74372259
how do you get pumped up when the refs have fixed the game?

>>74372259
When the Oilers take a lead on an American team everything the Oilers do is a penalty. Gary knows you fairweather shits won't show up unless you're winning or collecting loser points

>>74372264
Name 1 (one) better player on the market

>>74372284
Oilers didnt even have the lead in that game. They let a goon get off a decent snipe and then let Kuznetsov skate around their end with the puck for 30 my minutes.

Refs didnt blow that game. The Oilers lackluster play did.

>>74372246
Colorado would be retarded to deal Duchene or Landeskog right now. They should wait until the offseason and actually get a decent player in return. Something like what the Oilers did with Hall for Larsson.

>>74372364
They'd get a better return at the deadline since teams know whether they're good or not. During the offseason it's more of a guess whether a guy like Duchene would put you over the top. Ottawa is a good example. They could easily be shit next year.

>>74372330
>The Oilers lackluster play did.
>lackluster

They outshot, outhit, gave the puck away less, and controlled the play for more time of the game. The only thing the Caps beat them on is goals and pp's.

>>74372330
>hold the second highest scoring team to just 2 goals
>outshoot them
>get zero PPs in 60 minutes of hockey because the American team needs to win

>>74372390
No they won't, unless Colorado is only interested in draft picks/non NHL ready prospects.

They shouldn't even think of completely rebuilding at this point, so only going after picks is retarded. They should be trying to get a decent NHL player in return to answer their need on defense.

Optimally, they should probably only trade one player to do this, probably Duchene.

>>74372438
They will trade Duchene, Landeskog, Johnson, Iginla and maybe Barrie. That's a rebuild. Sakic has said everyone but MacKinnon and Rantanen is for sale.

>every time the Oilels lose it's a Canadian ref conspiracy to make an American team win and not just them losing a game
suck it up you fucking crybabies, you're not even remotely close to the most penalized team

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I win, this is my wife.. she is nice .

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>>74372542
winner winner chicken dinner.

>>74372404
>>74372419
Caps didnt even do anything with the pps so thats a moot point. The shots mean nothing when theyre all harmless perimeter shots. Hits mean fuck all outside of a playoff series when they can grind certain players and teams down.

They didnt carry the play, Kuznetsov outplayed McDavid plain and simple. Your second line was invisible and Talbot was stellar.

Other western fans, are these guys always this salty?

>Capitals have the second worst PP/PK time differential in the league next to the Ducks
>Oilels are middle of the pack
>Oilel fans think refs rig games against them
Worst most whiniest fanbase in the league?

>>74372558
now those are some tits

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>>74372558

#SLUwins

>>74372565
Try being divisional fans and having to see them 5/6 times a year.

No matter how badly you beat them, they'll always complain and whine and say how "superior" they are, despite finishing in the basement multiple times.

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>>74372596

SLUts

>>74372596
HERE WE GO SAINTS! LETS GO PANTHERS!

>>74372602
Well as a Caps fan thats how it feels when they play literally anyone. Its all "muh cups" and a strange irrational hatred for Ovi.

>>74372565
Yeah they're really whiny, they blame the refs every time they lose and claim that Americans just can't understand penalties

"That is not gonna count! You can all take a seat in the American Airlines Center!"

God bless Tyson Nash

>>74372464
Why not trade MacKinnon as well then? If it's a rebuild, why even bother pretending that MacKinnon is going to help them whenever they come out of this mess? Unless they get extremely lucky in a draft, they will be in the basement for a long time, longer than the Oilers probably.

>Rantanen
kek, who cares.

>>74372611
those are so fucking fake holy shit

i could punch her in the tits and break my fists

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>>74372525
>complain about a lack of PPs in the last few games
>OMG you guys don't even get called for lots of PPs

American education

>>74372565
If the Oilers didn't carry the play then why did they outshoot the Caps in every period despite the Caps getting 4 minutes of PP time?

>>74372658
I promise... they are real.

>>74372525
>not even remotely close to the most penalized team

That's not the point. Refpuck isn't a consistent thing against or for any one team. It is specific to a few factors:
- Is it in an American arena?
- Which American team is it?
- Who are they playing?
- What are their recent records like?

All these things go into the refpuck formula for deciding which team will get preferential treatment.

>>74372658
don't cry baby it'll be alright

>>74372658
I will never understand the fascination with fake tits, especially when they are overly large and obviously fake. Fucking disgusting bolt on titties. Ruins porn for me tbqh.

>>74372674
kek

>>74372669
Caps pp has been not so good of late so again the penulty whining is nonsense. How can a team carry the play and let Kuznetsov waltz around their dzone with the puck for half the game? What dont you understand about shot totals being meaningless?

I have never seem anyone so salty over a non rivalry, regular season, cleanly played 2-1 game.

>>74372680
>Caps on a historic home win streak
>Surprised when your team cant beat them when 12 other teams also couldnt

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>>74372680
>Refpuck isn't a consistent thing against or for any one team
Yes it is, the only time the refs struggle to decide whether or not to fuck over the Ducks is when they play Calgary and it's gotten even worse since Vermette slashed that one ref. I've been watching the Ducks for like 15 years now, and every single season they have the worst pp/pk differential in the league by far. Routinely they go entire games without even getting a pp and if they do it's because the other team shot the puck over the glass and they can't not call it.

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>>74372674

Can verify. Have punched 'em.

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Cheeky little win for my Canes tonight

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How the FUCK do we fix the Habs?

>Therrien fired
>Price back to his old self
>healthy roster
>can't score
>can't defend
>can't win puck battles

What is the next step?

>>74372714
Big tits are completely unnecessary tbfhwyf. They give you back problems and are a complete nuisance when running or doing strenuous activities.

>>74372793
relocate them to omaha

>>74372799
I like touching them

>>74372748
>our PP sucks so it's fair that your PP didn't get a chance despite the ample opportunities the refs had to call a penalty

Cool logic.

>>74372811
Get fat and touch your own. Basically the same shit.

If you like fake tits, work out and touch your hard pecs. Again, same shit.

Post your unpopular but real opinions. I want your scorching hot takes.

I'll start.

Karlsson is the second best defenseman in NHL history in terms of pure skill, after Bobby Orr.

>>74372827
I just like touching them

>>74372714
Fake tits are only good if you're into bimbofication/corruption

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>>74372775
>fake tits
>fake tan
>fake blonde hair
this bitch is disgusting, guaranteed roastie

That was reff puck.

There is NO way the capitals didn't do anything to warrant a penalty

The call on Gryba was bullshit, a battle against the boards with the puck isn't holding

and Caps scored after they gained the momhttp://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/74370492#entuem on PP

REF PUCK
REF PUCK
REF PUCK

>>74372823
>If we had gotten the same number of pps and the score had been the same because the Caps have a top pk i wouldn't be mad guys i s-swear

>>74372895
I didn't bitch after the Tampa game when the PPs were 1-1

>>74372880
>Shove a guy in the back of the head along the boards multiple times
>B-but it wasnt a hold

Still a minor penalty fag, stay mad.

If you're new to /hoc/, imagine the coilers whining about every single loss during their 60 losses seasons.

>>74372981
the only oilels fan I remember that was here before they got mcsecondary assist was that tripfag

Are you fucknuts still arguing about the penalties in the WSH/EDM game? Jesus Christ, people. It was a solid game from both teams, the refs missed a few calls, but ultimately it didn't matter that much. The Oilers ran with the Capitals all night, which I'm ok with since they're on a year again.

Get over it, you cocks.

>>74373009
The tripfag that knew his team was shit and got blasted by his own fanbase because they're delusional and think the league was against them every single game?

>>74372793
consider acquiring good forwards and defensemen

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ripperoni in pepperoni

>>74373058
is that felicia day

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>>74373085
kek nah

It's some Sportsnet presenter leaving due to season ending pregnancy.

Can >we please fire Dave "Let's blow every lead we ever have" Tippet

>>74373031
>the league is against my team!
>get a million #1 picks even when they don't even have the worst record
if anything it's rigged for them

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For me, it's Eric "60" Staal

spiciest memelord

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>>74373489
I miss him so much. Hope he wins the cup with the Mild

canucks are just fuck my shit up

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>>74373730
You and me both, Canesbro

>>74370128
>brad

Kek, it's like some video game leaderboard.

>>74370613
>my goal is to be with you
>scores own goal

>>74372838
Tomas Holmstrom is the greatest Red Wing

>>74372838
Carey Price and Victor Hedman are the most overrated players in the NHL and nobody really even comes close

>>74373897
Replace Hedman with Subban and you have a deal

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>half the canucks roster is dead

>>74373993
Panthers logo looks like dos equis.

>>74373906
Everyone understands already that Subban is a product of >le Habs hype bullshit

Hedcuck still gets his dick sucked and it's bullshit

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>>74373993
>giving Aho the props he deserves
Good post

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>>74373993
No late bloomer masterrace?

>>74373941
Is this differentials of one another in real time?

>>74374166
i dont fucking know i just googled math gif im not a nerd

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>>74374200

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>>74374149
you posted the wrong Granlund, friendo

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So realistically what would you be happy with >your team giving for Marco Scandella?
I think a lower first round pick or decent 2nd line rental isn't out of the question. He is a 2nd pairing D though the contract is heavy, and I doubt the mild want to retain any of it.

>>74372838
Marchand should be gassed
Toews is actually a great hockey player
Jagr is overrated
Suter is underrated
Yzerman Is actually a good GM
To argue with you Lidstrom was better than Karlssson could ever hope to be.

>>74374551
probably a conditional 7th

>>74374610
>Jagr is overrated
I love Jagr but this is true desu. He's only breaking records because he refuses to retire.

>>74374651
Great post. Have you applied for GM of the vancouver canucks? I think you would fit right in!

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>tfw Aho would be a Calder winner in literally every other year but due to an insane amount of future HHoF players entering the league at the same time he is barely noticed.

>>74374688
Jagr is the reason Barkov is the player he is today but he is also a giant boat anchor in that line.
It's a double edged sword. He is an amazing mentor for the kids but he is also a terrible hockey player at this point.

>>74374610
>common
>common, but incorrect
>uncommon but correct
>common
>common
>common

>>74374149
He is no late bloomer if you follow international hockey at all.
He has been the best winger for Finland since Teemu Selänne. Yeo was just too stubborn to realize that a playmaker doesn't have to be center.

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>>74374711
>computer-esque hockei IQ
>not a retard like pulju
>doesnt rely on empty netters and meme dot shots like laine
>isnt a scheifele babby
>great on defense
He is the best of the Finnish 3 desu. Only memethews is comparable. It's crazy because he was picked 35th

>>74374688
Depends on how you rate him. As someone old enough to watch his entire career, he's a generational talent and arguably falls somewhere in the top 5-10 players all-time (goalies not included). He's still 20th all-time in points per game, a stat that almost always nosedives once you hit the wrong side of 30. Longevity is a double edged sword in that regard. The guy was an unstoppable monster in his heyday.

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>>74374748
>>74374748

>>74374754
Pump the brakes kid. Laine lifts his line mates production by 300% including Scheifele.
Aho is Marc Savard reborn. Laine is a generational talent.

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I am going to offer this again since all of the casual finns are asleep.. I can offer you room though you will have to provide food for yourself about 3 miles from the Xcel Energy Center. If you get tickets to the playoffs awesome, if not I would be glad to go to a local bar with you. When the mild lose game 7 of the SCF I hope you honor the NDA though.

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>>74374754
>>74374711
>Murray will be overlooked for the Calder because casual hockey fans will not think hes eligible and in turn hype up the "Laine vs Matthews" debate

>>74374758
>Lemieux babby
To only be 20th in PPG while playing majority of his career on a powerhouse 90s penguin team should be your first indication hes overrated.

BREAKING

AMERICAN HOCKEY MEN KEITH YANDLE AND CONNOR MURPHY BLOW CANADIAN CANDY THE FUCK OUT

https://youtu.be/xgeMTJSOYeE

good thing you guys can't win the cup, you'd probably fill it with some shitty drink

>>74374831
I love big hair

>>74374938
>thinking murray will have any chance when 3 rookies are going to break the 60 point mark

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what does /hoc/ really think of the Coyotes?
what does /hoc/ really think about Dave Tippet?

I don't really care about the ex-Winnipeg Jets, or what you think about Gary Bettman or the stadium situation in Glendale. I just want to know if /hoc/ thinks the young Coyotes are really going to be good someday or if it is really all just bullshit like the 76ers?

>>74375070
>Carried by linemates
>Playing on a Penguins team that refuses to block shots but maintaining top 10 GAA/SV%

The only reason he isnt in the talks is because he has a Stan Lee ring already.

>>74375074
>what does /hoc/ really think of the Coyotes?

I barely remember they exist.

>what does /hoc/ really think about Dave Tippet?

Is that guy still around?

>>74375097
Laine, Matthews and Marner are 10 folds better rookies than him. That's why no one talks about your fluke goalie.

>>74375074
I like the Yotes because I have a soft spot for plucky underdog teams because that's what most Minnesota teams are

They'll be better than they are.

>>74375137
>Scheifele babby who scores ENG
>le shoot every game man
>Who?

Theres a reason Winnipeg and Toronto wont make the playoffs.

>>74375146
>Scheifele babby who scores ENG

le Scheifele babby who happens to lift Scheifeles production when paired.

le ENG babby who would still lead all rookies in points without the 3 ENG.

Try again.

Preds friends

>>74375074
Elite defensive coach

Meme team that has to wait on young talent to develop

>>74375146
>>74375146
Having empty net goals means you are the one the coach wants on the ice in the dying minutes protecting the lead.

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>>74375179
>Lifts scheifeles production

Yeah it has nothing to do with him being in his 4th full year, the time when almost all players start to come into their prime.

Why are Finns always so triggered when you critize Laine?

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>>74375123
>Is that guy still around?

Yeah Dave Tippett, he's still around, and we talk about him around here in Phoenix like he's a coaching God. But the Coyotes have never done anything with him except beat the Blackhawks in the playoffs that one time

I am trying to defer to your worldly knowledge, /sp/

So who do you think the coyotes will deal OEL to when he's set to become a UFA and won't resign?

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Jusgot got off the ogihevwirh :muff

The phone with Jim Benning he gave me A list of finns to not trust

Antgtjjhv Wotan's to

>>74375268
avs

>>74375268
Laffs

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so is pulju a confirmed bust?

Matthews and Laine will regress next season

>>74375327
No, he's only 18 years old. He will be a really good player at age of 20.

>>74375327
He scored in his first game against an ELITE free agent goaltender. His goal was so incredible it effectively ruined that keepers career.

The evil corporation known as Rogers couldn't let their golden goose (mcjesus) play second fiddle to the most dominant player in the history of athletics so they took matters into their own hands.

They buried the kid on the fourth line,gave him d zone starts

But little did they know pulju would quietly plot his revenge

All I can say is stay tuned. Pulju has something up his sleeve and it rhymes with jonn Slythe

TL;DR nah nigger

>>74375361
He will be the top AHL player at age 20

>>74370355
>tfw my team is completely free of Finns
>tfw we are 2nd to last in the league
Hmmm

>>74375414
>hes an arizona hockey fan

Why?

>>74375406
No, he's going to be ppg AHL player at 19 and nhl level player at 20

>>74375442
If you accomplish anything with them on NHL 17 you get an achievement

AHAHAHAHA THE CANUCKS LITERALLY HAVE THE MUMPS KIPPERS BTFO

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>Quick is back
Prepare your anus, rest of the league.

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Morning.

>>74375237
I'm talking about the fact how he fares with others without Laine you severely retarded person.
Laine lifts his linemates production by 300%. This is a fact.

>>74375327
He is a normal future superstar. Guys like Laine and Matthews aren't normal

Is it just me or is there a serious lack of Minnesota posting

>>74375845
>mild
Get out, pedo.

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I just realized that Patrick Laine is a stupid hideous monster that can't speak a word of English which means he could score 60 goals a year for a decade and nobody will give a fuck since he can't draw a dime

>>74373993
Artturi Lehkonen is not part of the golden generation.

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>>74375578
good morrow.

https://youtu.be/lhMtqIXhrL8
Goalie fight last night

>>74376077
>goalie fight
>ref's name is Salo
Makes me think...

>korpikoski raping cuckyotes

fugg it's bottery :DD

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>>74374688
what the fuck

he didn't just break any record
and to be able to play at that age professionally?

>>74375367
finally someone who understands

>>74375609
what the fuck does that even mean


also


huo mentos freskos

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goog niggit

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>>74376051
tooooooop

>ptssst....I was just...not be careing...ptssst....I just play the game...heh

>>74376077
poina must definitely mean punch

muh indo-euro bros