/heem/

Black beast

anime

>>74329609
add el cucuy to top tier

>>74329639

Why?

>>74329670
why not?

>>74329682
cause he's ugly and /heem/ likes cute boys

adan SEETHING

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>>74329695


gooby
<---

>>74329639
I dig it

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Schaub is God

>>74329590
This

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>Look what happens when I fight the #13 in the ranking! Look what happens when Michael Bisping fights the #13 in the ranking! . I heard that the scared Bisping talked some crap about me, lying, because he doesn't have more excuses not to step inside the Octagon with me, exactly how cowards do. He said I looked like an amateur standing with the #13 ranked middleweight (Tim Boetsch), but we all remember how he left the fight against the #13 ranked middleweight (Dan Henderson). You were beat up! You're stupid, Bisping! After getting knocked out by Hendo's brutal right hand, you had seven years to learn, and when you fought again you couldn't even defend the same right hand that put you to sleep. . He talked about my body, too. This weird thing about noticing other athletes' bodies. You can work for USADA and do my tests, that's the closest you'd get to me without being afraid. And you'd better invest in your career as a blogger or writer, because you're not a real fighter!! #TeamJacare . #BeMoreHuman Reebok

Bisping BTFO

>>74329701

Don't worry you can make the next thread 6 hours from now lol

>>74329614
yeah and khabib won

i just dont see an elderly usada gsp winning with new rules

and ferg is an even worse matchup for him

>>74329721

BASED JACAGOAT

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GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY

>>74329721


yikes

>>74329726

>he stays up until 3am during the week

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>>74329695
>>74329721

>>74329737
>yeah and khabib won
By doing nothing lol if Tibau had won no one would have complained. Khabib isn't doing shit to any elite grappler GSP's size as we learned from the Tibau fight and his manlet reach will get his face jabbed off by GSP. Tony would just get blanketed.

>>74329609
add rory to top tier

Am I the only one who doesn't find Conner McGoober the least bit intimidating? He's just such a fucking silly looking manlet.

It's like the opposite of the Tyson effect. I wouldn't even be afraid to step in the ring with him tbqh. I'd get destroyed, sure, but I'd just be shrugging the whole time while it happened. He's just goofy as fuck. Even Floyd is more intimidating because you can't actually hit him unless he lets you.

>>74329767
>I wouldn't even be afraid to step in the ring with him tbqh. I'd get destroyed, sure

not afraid to fight a man in the cage = liar or idiot

if you are not a fool you are lying to yourself friend. I suggest you read GSP's book; you are letting fear control you

>>74329767
Yeah but he's not really going for that anyway, more of a roy jones junior type swagger.

>>74329793

Lel I'm not though. I do amateur mma and it's never been a fearful experience for me. The only time I've felt genuinely shook was standing in front of Fedor, and he's like a big teddy bear.

Mitrione=quitter

>>74329767
he's not as intimidating as someone like rumble or prime crocop but he could probably still drop a nobody like you or me

>>74329762
bruh Khabib was the aggressor, Tibau was being a do-nothing bitch

not to mention GSP's rust/age and Khabibs steady upward trend

and if reach matters that much then it only gives Ferg more of a chance of winning a decision, not to mention the threat of sub

>>74329816
>I do amateur mma and it's never been a fearful experience for me.

well that means you're either really stupid or just really deluded, go ahead and pick one

>>74329721
Jacare beat a taxi driver, bisping beat a future UFC hall of famer

>>74329829
at least he's not pat barry

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>>74329840

>>74329767
How is Floyd more intimidating than Conor? Floyd is even more of a manlet and can't punch hard enough to smash a grape. I'm a lot bigger than Conor, but if I was ever in the same room as him the odds that he'd put me to sleep with one punch would definitely be on my mind.

This is one of the worst JRE's ever

>>74329858
not to mention Henderson knocked Boetsch the fuck out lol

>>74329829

I find it hilarious that Lellator knew had kidney stones and still were okay with him fighting until the actual day of the fight. As if that's not automatically giving Fedor a walk-over winning.

>>74329858

Bisbong nearly died fighting a retiree

>>74329849
You don't know what the hell you are talking about. Khabib couldn't do shit with his grappling against a far inferior grappler to GSP because of his similar size, and Tony would barely have an inch on GSP's reach compared to GSP's 7 inches on Khabib, and Tony doesn't have that good of a jab anyway. Khabib would get destroyed standing and Tony would get blanketed and you are a fucking retard if you think otherwise. You lose.

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>>74329872
Truly a glorious event

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>>74329919
>jacare got school'd by rockhold
>bisping ko'd rockhold

Hmm really fires up the old noggin

>>74329962
>>jacare got school'd by rockhold

You literally have never watched that fight

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>>74329609
I like Hendricks and Lewis being top tier. I was about to approve of this list until I saw Anderson on pleb tier. I'm gonna have to disavow this list, but it was off to a good start.

Anderson was so exciting for so long, and he's generated so many MMA memes. You've got to hespect Anderson Silva.

>>74329962
what about the time Rockhold submitted Bisbong with one arm?

>>74329962
>got school'd by
>lost a close, controversial decision to

pick one

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>>74329947
>You lose.

>>74329980
what happened recently is more relevant

>>74329997
>controversial

lol nice buzz word

>>74330005
Matt Serra knocking out GSP was more relevant.
Britbongs proving they are subhuman casual trash.

Rashgaurds are so expensive

why?

>>74330021

you are a casual

>>74330021
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/3012/Luke-Rockhold-vs-Ronaldo-Souza

mong

>>74329976
Anderson is literally an antiboy now, go look at the front page of ufc.com

>>74330033
>>74330044
I watched the fight twice on mute and always had rockhold winning, not controversial at all

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Which?

>>74329959
goat fight

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>Muh money fights

I wanna see Romero destroy Bisping, then rematch Jacare, the winner of that can go on to fight either Weidman/Mousasi/Rockhold. by that time Whittaker and Jotko will have fought, and can fight the winner, and so on and so forth.

I don't care to see Bisping and GSP bore everyone to tears with a 5 round slugfest full of jabs, leg kicks and cage-hugging when you know they're not even the best fighters in the damn division.

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/famous burger/

>>74330085
dude fish for sure

>>74330085
KANGZ

>>74330084

>schooled
>back-tracking
>lying on the internet

One dumb judge gave Luke all 5 rounds which makes him top 3 one of the worst judges in MMA history.

1,2,4 Jacare objectively.

>>74330085
right

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No one in this thread could stop me

>>74330084
Tell me, what is the definition of controversial? I'll give you a clue, it has nothing to do with what YOU thought.

>>74330105
I do really like it, very peaceful

>>74330110
SHEIT

>>74330122
Thanks

>>74330084
No you didnt lol

>>74330136
first thing I thought of was that fish are slippery as a motherfucker

lion is not

JRE just ended

>>74330117
>>74330134
The opinions of biased fans don't mean anything, rockhold deserved to win

>>74330137
Yes I did lol

>>74330177
>schooled
>lying

>>74330177
No you didn't

>>74330176
/comfy/

>>74330177
>The opinions of biased fans don't mean anything
The opinions of the fans and the media do mean something if you are talking about whether a fight is controversial or not actually, what with the definition of controversial referring to public opinion and everything. Did your parents have any children that lived?

>>74330191
I just said that to piss jacroid fans off and it succeeded

>>74330198
Yes I did, why are you so mad?
Stop posting jacare

>>74330085
Both are too flashy, get something more subdued imo.

>>74330218
>i-i-i was only pretending

>>74330214
Floyd v Manny was "controversial" but floyd obviously beat manny. It was just butt hurt fans, same with jacare v rockhold

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>>74329571
filename related. Fuck outta here pussyboy

>>74330218
No you didn't

>>74330235
>It was just butt hurt fans
No, plenty of media outlets thought Jacare won, unlike Pacquiao Mayweather.

>>74330214
^this muhammabong
BTFO
this muhammabong--> >>74330218

>>74330237

>his boy is the brightest prospect in the division

YOU are the pussyboy

>>74330257
They were wrong
Now when everybody looks in the records jacroid got beat by rockhold, bisping ko'd rockhold. Bisping was a ufc champ, jacroid was some contender that beat taxi drivers and compared them to greats to look good :^^^)

>>74330237
see >>74329609

>>74330257

Stop responding to the casual.

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>>74330283
>he didnt hop on the bandwagon after ngannou sent that one hue to the shadow realm

>>74330291
Who cares about Jacare lol? I care about the fact that you are too retarded to understand the definition of controversial. I win.

>jacroid
>got beat by cuckhold and roidmero

Ummm who has he actually beat exactly???

Tim Boetsch is a great and accomplished fighter... R-r-right?

>>74330326
>Mousasi
>Camozzi
>Lawler
>Kennedy
>Robbed against Romero

>>74330321
>i win
I bet you feel so proud right now when you win arguments on a Chinese anime forum

>>74330315

I was on the bandwagon the moment I saw him weigh in on December 9,2015.

>>74330348
Correct.

>>74330326

>This casual

>>74330326
>had to resort to grapplingfucking against vitor
>lost to mousasi
>that soft fluffyness at 208

>>74330347
>gatekeeper
>kek kek kek lol lol
>ww who wasn't good then
>lost to a fat manlet kek
>robbed

>>74330366

>30-28

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>be jacroid
>beat some fucking nobody
>thinks he deserves a title shot first
>compares him to the great hendo in a pathetic attempt to look good

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2RQyaX9q6c&t=393s

>Lying to your dying grandmother

holy shit dana is a fucking scumbag

Who has Bisping beat?

>got whooped and gifted a decision against Hendo
>got whooped and gifted a decision against Silva
>got shadow-realmed by Vitor
>got rag-dolled by Kennedy
>got subbed with one arm by Luke
>owner of the best highlight reel KO from Hendo

The only good victory to his name is Rockhold, and it's considered one of the biggest flukes in MMA. His best wins are against past-it 50 year olds in 2016.

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>>74330390
>fluke

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>bisking is the champ
>jacroid is a gatekeeper fighting taxi drivers

>>74330403

Who has Bisping beat that's not 50 years old?

>>74330421
His wife's ripe poonani

>>74330436
inb4 inb4

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>wife buys you a box of popsicles

>open up the box
>grab a yellow
>"probably something lame like banana"

>PEACH

>>74330417
bisking is truly the nattyGOAT

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>>74330390

>nattygoat
>got outed as a juicer by his own teammates
>can only fight old men and barely win
>was begging to fight cm punk
>is begging to fight welterweights

worst ufc champion ever

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>>74330454
Mike "Potassium" Perry

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>reporting a thread because your fat, homosexual failure of a man crush got BTFO
>The Cheeto-encrusted, poverty-stricken hovel known as Coral Springs

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>>74330489

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next time your big steroid head seeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>74330489

*heems u*

*sucks ur soul up*

>>74330519
please never post this webm ever again

>>74329609
why is weidmen tier 1?

>>74330454
You don't have a wife or popsicles, Adan.

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Someone funnier and more clever than me needs to make a /heem/ version of this

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>>74330697
what?

>>74330728

This is the softest tap I've ever seen

>>74330565
i saw this on /r/mma too

>>74330380
>backpedaling into trolling so they don't look emotionally invested

every time

>>74329858
> barely beating hendo out of his prime is considered good.
>>74329946
This he almost lost to a guy who will collect social security checks soon

>>74330380
>>74330813
its literally 4am in the UK, what are these goofs even doing

>>74330403
>implying it wasn't a fluke

>>74330355
the ko is the real fan cutoff

i'm going to fuck you

>>74330750
Where's the tap? I still don't see it.

>>74330728
>>74330750
>>74331022
verbal

Waiting till 5 to go for a jog
I have a messed up sleep schedule, jog at 5 am, sleep at 6, get up at 12 and eat, then go train. Then wait till 5 again.


What do you think of these bets?
10 pounds on Mark Hunt via ko
10 pounds on Tony via any method
25 pounds on Tyron via any method
10 pounds on Lando via points or ko

>>74331064
good
50/50
tyron ko
lando ko, he's on a ngannou level compared to underwears

>>74331064
>>74331064

How about just going to bed at a reasonable time?

For your bets, you should save it all up and put it on someone you're really confident in. Splitting it all on every fight is dumb and you will never profit long-term.

Ngannou vs Lewis

The battle of the Bulls

Who wins?

>>74331120
no one. this fight does not need to happen for at least 1 year. stop talking about it

>>74331120
gotta go with Ngannou on that one, they'd be stupid to do that fight unless its for the belt

>>74331120

Is it happening for the title? That's the only way I'd be invested.

>>74331134
They will both lose their next fight and then they will do it.

>>74331141
that scenario works as well

>>74329609
Where's my boy khabib?

>>74331120
Ngannou kills him, but neither guy is a serious title contender at this point..

>>74331120
dont derail our boys you dick

>Cain vs. Winner of Werdum/Rothwell
>Ngannou vs. Winner of Stipe/JDS
>Loser of Reem/Hunt vs. Loser of Stipe/JDS
>Lewis vs. Winner of Reem/Hunt

So pretty much Ngannou deserves a title shot next then his first defense can be against black beast.

>>74331184
I think they should do the Cain/Ngannou fight, only thing is dumbass Cain will probably pull out

>>74331203
This, THEY PLANTED THE FUCKING SEED

>>74331203

Only thing is Cain could absolutely destroy Ngannou and then get injured for 1 year.

>>74331218
I have ptsd from Cain pulling out.

>>74331218
Nah, Ngannou is the real deal. Cain is one of the shorter HW's and Ngannou is pretty tall + that reach advantage. I'm sure he'll actually use his reach advantage unlike that tall ass skycraper guy.

>>74331218
I don't know I have this strange feeling Brown Pride gets Blacked, probably KO'd the same way JDS got him, glancing blow to the side of his head

>>74329765
Reddit tier

>>74330355

I saw him live there. It was brutal.

>>74331232
>Cain is one of the shorter HW's

Lol that has never really stopped him before. He is quite literally the most well rounded HW to ever exist and I worry for his opponents every single time he steps up to fight.

The only times he's lost was a flash KO and cause of altitude. Dude is a monster, you can't say that reach advantage is something that he wouldn't know how to counter when you just said he's one of the smaller HWs but is consistently beating up bigger guys.

>>74331259
lol

>>74331259
Cain is perma broken and Werdum figured him out anyway

>side on the err of caution
i literally can't listen to shawb any more. he's always trying to use phrases but fucks them up every single time. same with names. he can't even pronounce white peoples names correctly. i wonder if he's always been like this or if its legit cte

>>74331292

He may be broken but I don't want him fighting my boy.

>>74331295
kek, he's a real life ricky from trailer park boys

worst case ontario they'll have gsp vs anderson

>Eugene's wife is 33

Am I banned?

>>74331114
>How about just going to bed at a reasonable time?
I'm one of those guys who can be tired all day, get in bed at midnight and still not fall asleep until 6
Also
No point, night is comfier. Heem is better, jogging is better, everything I need to do is in the afternoon so I have no reason to get up in the morning. Until I get a job that is.

>For your bets, you should save it all up and put it on someone you're really confident in. Splitting it all on every fight is dumb and you will never profit long-term.
I disagree my man
If i bet it all on Tyron sure I win a lot but if he goofs I lose it all. Whereas if tyron goofs here I have a few smaller back up bets to help out. I might win less but I'd rather win less than nothing.

Plus it makes each fight more exciting because I am rooting for whoever I bet on, so it makes me like fighters I wouldn't of cared about without the bets (lando, hunt)

>>74331318
>I disagree my man
>If i bet it all on Tyron sure I win a lot but if he goofs I lose it all. Whereas if tyron goofs here I have a few smaller back up bets to help out. I might win less but I'd rather win less than nothing.
>Plus it makes each fight more exciting because I am rooting for whoever I bet on, so it makes me like fighters I wouldn't of cared about without the bets (lando, hunt)

all of this logic is wrong mathematically, but you do you i guess

>>74331313
image uploading is down.. you can check if you are banned at 4chan.org/banned

>>74331321

That's it then. I didn't think I was, since I never got a notification, but a bunch of people got banned recently so I wasn't sure

>>74331330
you can also check 4chan.org/status

>>74331184
>Ngannou vs. Winner of Stipe/JDS

>>74331320
Look man, you seem like a nice kid, I don't want you to be embarrassed, but you're wrong.

Say I have 30 pounds, and I want to gamble that 30 pounds. I can split it 3 times, and bet it 3 times. For example 10 on Mark, 10 on Tony and 10 on Tyron

This means the total stakeis 30 pounds, and the most I can make is 67 pounds.


Now say I bet the full 30 pounds on Tyron, the total stake is still 30 pounds, but, the most I can make is 63 pounds.

*pulls your ear closer*
So.. MATHEMATICALY YOU'RE WRONG FUCKFACE

I'm just joking my man, we're friends, but I don't think you even bothered reading what I said about it making fights more exciting, I just think you're bad at this, and you shouldn't try to give advice again.

*looks at cuckoo clock*
What was that? A bing or a bong?
*Stands up and faces north while singing Oasis-Wonderwall, as is tradition in Britain*

>>74331423
If I had an image to reply with you'd get one

Here's your (You) to hold you over in the meantime

who heemed 4chan lads

>>74331455
i bet spergOP did this

black beass in dis hoe
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BQyT10mjCcs/

>>74331423
You should just bet it all on Mark tbqh.

>>74331455
It was me, boys. I tried to upload my mixtape and accidentally melted the servers.

>>74331455
The mods decided they wanted to end scat spamming for good and permanently removed image uploading.

>>74331491
I guess we will have to resort to text memes

>>74331455
Hiro

BASED King Nate backing up drumpf's TRUE claims about Sweden

>>74331493
>schaub_getting_knocked_out.webm

I didn't know Mario Yamasaki is Brazilian.

>>74331506
Porcelain-Schuab-Receptacle.jpg

>>74331514
>pvzass6.jpg

cpt schaub.jpg


Schaub is God

H8ers are losers

For_Sure_Im_A_Bad_Matchup_For_Brock.jpg

If Francis isn't fighting Rothwell, does he wait for the winner of Reem vs Hunt?

canadacu.jpg

>Where-Ronda-Fine-Ass-At.png

>>74331476
>mfw lewis schaubing browne
>ohmy.jpg
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQy_oh3jhHP/

>>74331516

chimpvanzant.jpg

>>74331546
top fucking kek, this type of shit must drive WME and Dana crazy

images.jpg

>>74331547
DELET!!!

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS!

>two-gentlemen-covered-in-chocolate.jpg

>>74331168
>khabib
laughing-sluts.png

where moot fine ass at with them mac mini servers?

>""people"" unironically like Ian
https://youtu.be/3pOL5JHvty4

why can't HEEM FC have it's own PPV intro
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4peo7q

>>74331614
He said "people have", not "we've"

FRESH Embedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb4bK8K2sUQ

Tony Ferguson said his hand size is the same as Brock's

More interestingly he said Khabib gets tired after 2 rounds which brings up the point of how good Khabib's gas tank is. He's never gone more than 3 rounds, and although from the fights I've seen he's never appeared to gas out. The fights that have gone three, he doesn't appear to be full force either.

Thoughts /heem/

>>74331653
WHEN FERGIES HEAD

CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS

>>74331653
Khabib won't need 2 rounds.

StipeClearlyTapping.webm

>>74331658
He ate landos meme kick and got up. Khabib and Conor ain't knocking him out.

>>74331661
Khabib will be finished in the 2nd
#tonychamp
#24-1

>>74331356

Yes.

If Cody can get a titleshot off of beating Almeida and Mizugaki, so can Ngannou.

>>74331675
One of them is white

The other isn't

That's all I'm gonna say

>>74331661

He's not gonna sub Ferguson easily

>>74331423
can't
fix
stupid

>>74331678

Oh so you're an idiot

>>74331687
Yeah he did seem a bit slow to be honest, thought it was better to bet on one guy. I prefer not to say anything though.

>>74331653
>he doesnt appear to be full force
thats called pacing yourself. he took trujillo down 20something times

Anyone else keeping up with Rich Piana's Ressurection series?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHEbAhBa5Fs

>>74331621
I need to find a better video editor than the piece of shit I'm using but I'll do this when I figure something out. The world needs Lithkek spinning to Face the Pain.

So does Lombard actually suck dick?

>>74331708
i am, i hope you've taken your Tren/Deca stack this morning

>>74331704
He looked noticeably more tired like against Healy and Tibau as the rounds went on

>>74331717
>So does Lombard actually suck dick?
no he's just getting old, and his body type is strange hes like pigg where hes too small for MW but the WW cut hurts him too much

this is pretty comfy
>no shawb
>no spam

>>74331717
I took tren/test faget.

>>74331717
USADA

>>74331423

Dude...assuming even odds

If 0/3 win then you're down 30
If 1/3 wins then you're down 10
If 2/3 wins then you're up just 10
If 3/3 wins then it's your "lucky" day and you get to buy yourself a box of tendies.

Overall you have a 50% chance of not making any money at all. Your chances of actually profiting rely on all three of those guys winning, this is how bookies make money, out of people not understanding how statistics work. Your best chance of making money from that logic is the same as betting on a fighter who is a 3/1 favorite.

Like I already told you, it's better if you put your hard-earned $30 on one person you're confident on winning instead of spreading it out and ending up losing it all just cause you feel it makes the fights more "fun" if you have $10 riding on a particular outcome.

Damn.

Good one

>>74331717

No. He beat Magny and Hendo if the refs actually did their jobs.

>>74331708
CHANELS FAT TITS-HEEMING BRANDAN SCHOB-POSTING ON HEEM-KILLING BACK

GOOOOD FUCKIN MORNIN GOD DAMMIT, TIME TO INJECT THIS REAL FUCKIN IGF-1 IN MY REAR DELT GOD DAMMIT, TIME FOR MY REAL MOTHERFUCKIN FOOD SHAKE GOD DAMMIT

>>74331737
Incorrect

Not So Tough.webm

>>74331064

I'm putting 200 on Tony myself.. I like the odds and think Khabib is a bit overrated

>>74331738
EGG WHITE CRYSTALS GOD DAMMIT

>>74331730
Really? how was it and how is your hairline?

>>74331653
He can go more than three if the fight goes his way. Who was that dude he fucking broke? You could see the guy just give up in midair while Khabib was slamming him, he went three pretty hard rounds in that one at a fast pace.

That being said I've never seen him take hard bodyshots or get challenged in the ground game so things could definitely get interesting. It's a shame neither guy is getting a title shot right now but this is a great fucking matchup.

>do_not_joke_about_this.png

>>74331732
never stop depositing

>>74331745
It was pretty good desu, I only started the cycle this week. Baldness doesn't run in the family so I'm all good familia.

>>74331708
I'm saving them to binge later gettting stoned with dockchad

new to /heem/, are there amateur/professional fighters here?

>>74331750
What

>>74331748
abel trujillo
would upload a webm if 4chan wasn't being a nigger

>>74331723
>>74331748
ferguson is the one you should be doubting. he makes more mistakes

>>74331754
Nah, no one tranes UFC here brah. We'd fuck the shit out of the other generals on /sp/ though. You could add every other 4chan boards into that list too.

I actually think Tony is gonna win unironically. It's a 5 round fight and AKA fighters never seem to do to well in these kinds of fights.

>>74331751
i always wondered to what degree it would speed up the balding process, if i was gonna start thinning around 40 how much do you think it would speed that up?

>>74331708
you have to stack Rich's videos with these videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH5Bnm95WBI&t=9s

>>74331764
It's not worth it if you care about your hair and you got the bad genetics. By the end of your cycle your hairline will surely have receded somewhat.

>>74331770
wow that much? do the men in your family all have full heads of hair into old age?

>>74330176
>come awn anon, we are gonna go do some jitz than work on your stand up! don't worry i'll try not to knock you out, because i know CTE is important to you.

>>74331774
It's all genetics lad, if MPB is in your family, gear will hit you hard. And yeah both my grandfathers had their hair into 70s.

I know I'm gonna wake up one of these days to news that either Khabib/Tony pulled out

>>74331704
i feel like that record should have an asterisk since Khabib missed weight

yall got too much snow in canada shieeee im from texas

>>74331795
Commit sudoku

/heem/ needs a Piana revival

>dos santos vs rothwell was a year ago
dos santos comes off so nice on the jew hour

>>74331795
captchas for every post
1mb jpg only uploads
4ch pass allows you to post webbies with sound and other files up to 5mb
no embedded videos without 4ch pass
janitors can rangeban
sell all possible userdata to anyone who wants to purchase it
no character limit for 4ch pass
pass only tripcodes that can get liked/disliked by other pass users
1 post per 5 minutes without pass
emojis
/pol/posting outside of /pol/ = 3 day ban with warning, then lifetime ban
monetary compensation for janitors

>>74331838
>1 post per 5 minutes without pass

Lel

>>74331838
I'm happy to just support this place, I don't need any special features. I'm happy with my 4chan pass.

>>74331848

Forgot your shob image, oh wait lol

>>74331838
>webms are pass exclusive
>1mb jpg
>janitors given power
>1 post per 5 minutes
kys

>>74331852
schaub_newspaper.jpg

We can use our imaginations, my guy.

>>74331859

swabvsrothwell.webm

You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/

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heem68.webm

>>74329571
Why people are hyping him up? He barely beat Browne and was on the verge of being done a few times. He barely got any offense in and basically got lucky off one hit that rattled Browne. 9/10 Browne wins that fight and I hate the goof.

Can new threads be made?

Is this going to be the longest /heem/ thread ever?

>>74331878

HW is literally all about luck goof

>>74331879

Black beast in this ho

>>74331761
could /heem/ meme on /fit/? pretty sure we'd at least 50-45 em

try to find a more intelligent conversation

pro tip: you can't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ysTo_Ee7jc

>>74331896

not clicking that

>>74331838
good thing pics don't work because I don't think there is an image that expresses my level of disgust

>>74331896
Filed a DCMA complaint :^)

Woodley or Wonderboy??

>>74331878
Because he's a dingus that lets his hands go. Getting beaten up and pulling a rabbit out of his hat against Travis "My Only Real Win in the Last Three Years is Schaub" Browne was fun to watch but not at all impressive.

>edgyhigh.jpg

/heem/ needs to be shown to eugene, kid nate, alexei, conor, zane, dallas, luke, eddie, nick, dr wyman, victor, and deo

i think they would really really really like it here and that we would get along EXTREMELY well with them

>>74331896

TheCallThatSavedTFATK.jpg

>Hello... Callen? We need to talk.

>mfw browne schaubed all over big brown

>>74331455
>tfw now I can't Reempost
>tfw I have no face

>>74331912
the only fighters that would like 4chan are ryan hall, doomsday, rory, and whoever else is confirmed with the autism gene

bloodyelbow is the PREMIER source of mma news and discourse

>>74331925
those arent fighters

those are the SHARPEST minds in mma youre talking about

show some respect in the future please

>>74331912
Cuck Thomas is not invited

>>74331912
I wonder if Zuffa became aware of /heem/ at some point. They watch the media like hawks.

>imageboard doesn't support image uploads
>city_of_hiroshimoot.jpg
Sad! Sad! Sad!

hiro needs to hand over 4chan to kid nate and luke thomas

they will make 4chan great again!

>>74329852
Is Werdum delusional?

so nobody can make new threads right now or what? if thats the case then we better only make p4p highest quality shitposts from here on out

>>74329571

How the fuck is Dos Santos getting the title shot over Werdum or Cain?

>>74331974
hiro's trying to cut costs on bandwidth because the bills are a yuge schaubton right now

Would Ngannou heem the black beast?

When is Brock coming back?

Will GSP fight Anderson?

>>74331989
They dont want to have Stipe rematch Werdum so soon, if he beats Rothwell he gets the next shot I think unless Ngannou blacks Cain, plus Werdum has been a whiner and Cain is made of glass right now

The winner of their scheduled fight in December was supposed to get the next shot but Cain took a yuge schaub all over that

>>74331989
A few possibilities:

1. The UFC is giving the only guy to comprehensively beat Miocic a shot to punish him for complaining about pay while Werdum is frozen out for shitting on the Reebok deal

2. The UFC wants Velasquez as their champ again so they're giving a 2-time beatdown victim a crack to set up an easier title shot for Velasquez

3. They are insane

>>74331989
>>74332012
his loss to reem doesn't matter now that reem lost to miocic.

so the JDS is a legit match-up, especially being one of the 2 to beat miocic. and killing rothwell's big streak

werdum doesn't deserve it, neither does cain, both technically are in the same shape as lewis, beating up on brownie

they should have fought eachother

Zane Simon is 32 years old

SUPER SMASH DIAZ BROTHERS

>>74332012
>Americans use 'black' as a verb in casual conversation
Jesus christ

>>74332049
kek

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here. we. go!

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>>74332083

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>>74332083
BIG

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>Cunner McGoober

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Ah what do we have here!

A hungry challenger to thine belt!

Put em up! Fisticuffs only!

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>first images posted after 6 hours is shawb
yep. shawb poster won. he doesnt even have to be here to make it about shawb now

>>74332004

No.

>>74329609
>Perry reddit tier
But i thought reddit hates him

>Bisking pleb tier
No.

Besides that good list. Moose should be top tier as well

>>74332128
He will eventually. That's a headline worthy PPV, even though the hardcores knows it sucks. The new owners have the make money somehow. It's still possible to milk Anderson until he retires.

>>74332132
>who cares if Bisping defends his belt? He deserves to fight shit-tier contenders because he's been such a company guy
No they're definitely plebs

>>74332137
>claim to be a hardcore fan
>wouldn't cream your pants over seeing Andy vs GSP even if they were both 80 years old

>>74332132
Reddit loves:
> Perry
> Choi
> Lauzon
> Alvey
> Namajunas
> Lewis
> Diaz brothers
> Lando
> New commentator

>>74332152
Make a webm of that black guy repeatedly suplexing that white guy. It was like 2-3 events ago.

>>74332149
why do you care about reddit so much?

>>74332149
wtf i hate all those things now

>>74332141
I've never seen a single person say that here. Everyone knows that he needs to fight Jacare or Romero and doesn't deserve the GSP fight. Bisking is still based.

>>74332149
I'm just surprised about Perry because he's an asshole and reddit is a hugbox.

>>74329571
Derrick Lewis's instagram is the funniest shit

>>74332156
Curtis Blaydes vs Adam Milstead? That was a sad fight desu. Milstead could have a permanent knee injury because his corner wouldn't throw in the towel in between the first and second round.

naughty boy

>>74332158
I love internet culture. I'm a social media connoisseur.
> t. neckbeard who can't grow facial hair

/heem/ is a Five Guy E-Penis size contest between fat neckbeards and skinny NEETs thinking that stating opinions they don't believe in and purposely changing the argument into the opposite of the adversary at the right moment is some kind of grand mastermind machinery making them advanced memesters, never to realize they're competing in a prizeless competition as what they consider "winning" is a notion that doesn't factually exist in such whereabouts. At the end of the day the only people they work is themselves, into believing they've won something that can only be lose

/asp/ is a Five Guy E-Penis size contest between fat neckbeards and skinny NEETs thinking that stating opinions they don't believe in and purposely changing the argument into the opposite of the adversary at the right moment is some kind of grand mastermind machinery making them advanced memesters, never to realize they're competing in a prizeless competition as what they consider "winning" is a notion that doesn't factually exist in such whereabouts. At the end of the day the only people they work is themselves, into believing they've won something that can only be lose

we're back

>>74329609

awful list

also you're black aren't you

>>74329609
>all of reddit tier minus perry
>bisbong, goobs, silva and cowboy in pleb
delet

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What are the fandango bros up to nowadays?

I hope you goofs learned your lesson. If I see ANYMORE ILLEGAL webmasters posted here the images WILL NOT be coming back next time.

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>>74332103
The Irish are descended from the negro race

>>74332312
Sipping on their respective drinks in the yachts they've sailed off on