Heem general

late night heem is comfy

Name a fighter in the history of the UFC that was more boring than Jared Rosholt

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I won the picks for the second time in 2017, AMA

>>74305513

Elias Theodorou

Black Beast up in this ho

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>>74305519
How much did you win?

>>74305527
an inflated ego

>>74305519
How's the pet bird?

Lads this new commentator is so cringe what are WME-IMG doing to our sport

>get your chin sent to the shadowrealm
>eat extra shots because the Referee was enjoying your destruction
>get called a domestic molester in post-fight interview
>get your girlfriend called out

All of this thanks to some fat black dude who couldn't stop talking about farts and shits.

How is it physically and mentally possible to recover from something this destructive?

>>74305553
He needs to go on JRE then start a podcast.

>>74305513
Dan Severn

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heeminder

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>Conor is only 3 years older than you

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THE KING IS BACK

Remember all these faggots yesterday who thought Lombard had any chance?

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>>74305565
>Conor is 8 years younger than you

>>74305565
ngannou hadnt even heard of mma at your age. go listen to the mma hour interview with him. truly inspiring

>>74305549

The new commentator is great. Shut your mouth.

>>74305549
I looked up the new commentator, and he was actually a pro wrasslin' guy.
> Goldie > Anik > this guy

>>74305570
I was one of those, very happy for Hendricks

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>>74305579
wheres my guy?

>>74305549
trying to cut corners to help pay back the ridiculous loan they took out to buy it in the first place

>>74305579
"Get out of there Travis!"

>>74305570
He didn't even scratch Lombard, and it was a 29-28. He's a manlet, so the top 15 is gonna molest him in the octagon.

Remember how spergs used to make fun of Goldie and his horrible commentating, and saying that a sound board could take his place?

But now that he's gone, apparently he was the best thing to ever happen to MMA when in every single broadcast he never went without messing up.

Either casuals or manchildren.

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>>74305226 #
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wtf why wasn't his HEADCOACH coaching him? where is edmund?

>>74305581
I just hope he jumps on gear again. Anyone knows why hes stopped roiding? Everyone else is doing it, even though there's USADA.

>>74305587
You're a sore loser, man. He's at a big reach disadvantage for MW, and he's gonna dominate the division.

>>74305582
I was gonna put him in between Anik and Goldie, but he's still competing. And I believe he does pbp, not color.

>>74305519
he's a grumpy old fart
he's good though

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>>74305588
the soundboard comments made me want him gone more than anything. now that hes gone im glad because he can now take his place as a nice comfy meme

>>74305590
Would you let Edmond into your country?

>>74305607
b...but canada loves all equally

>>74305593
nice fail reply lad. Hopefully catch you on the discord for the next event

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>>74305575
>When I started, I had nothing. Nothing. I needed everything. But when you start [to earn money], you starting collecting things: I want this, I want this, I want that. The purpose is not collecting things, though. The purpose is to do something great. Finish the dream you started.

>I want to help my family, first, of course, but then I want to give opportunity to children in my country like me who have a dream to become a doctor or something. If I reach my dream, it will give me the opportunity to help those in my country who have their own dreams and nothing else to fulfill them.

>I want to give some opportunity for children like me who dream of this sport and don’t have an opportunity like me. The last time I was in Cameroon, I brought a lot of materials for boxing and MMA to open a gym. Now I just bought a big space to start the gym, as well. A lot of children now in Cameroon, because of me, they have a dream. They say, ‘I will be a champion in MMA. I will do boxing like Francis,’ because they saw me when I was young. I didn’t have anything. I didn’t have any opportunity. And today, they see me, and they are dreaming. They are thinking that something is possible. Even when they are so poor, something is possible in life. … It's not easy. It's so hard, but it's possible.

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>>74305653

I'm gonna cry when he wins the title.

>>74305565
DON'T LET IT SET IN!

>>74305549
>>74305579
I thought he showed a lot of promise 2bh

>>74305588
I know right? I think it's a case of don't know what you've got until it's gone for most people, but I still reckon he was pretty awful.

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>>74305549
Grisham is awesome.

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Never forget this

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This is why Yamasaki let Travis eat all those unnecessary punches in the end.

>"Gotchu, Miesha."
>"After all this time?"
>"Always."

>>74305653
We're all gonna make it

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>>74305653
Francis my boy

>>74305570
The division hes going to try and make a run in is filled with killers, hes a manlet whos at the end of his career and couldn't put a gassed Lombard

Guys like Rockhold would literally murder The Rigg

>>74305725
Keep telling yourself that, I'll let Johny's actions speak for themselves.

Has Esparza retired yet?

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>>74305725
This was johny on 3 fries and 1 steak, you have seen nothing yet

Wait till he starts eating 3+ steaks a day minimum

>>74305740
In MW, he could eat… dare I say it… 4 steaks a day?

>UFC 209 Free Fight: Stephen Thompson vs Rory MacDonald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogtXYVxAd14

>UFC 209 Free Fight: Tyron Woodley vs Stephen Thompson 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfZmIdc9mg&t=583s

>>74305758
how new are you back in the day he was eatng 8 steaks a day minimum

He got kidney stones at one point for not drinking enough water then he started to switch to eating fries and it went downhill from there

>>74305766
He can't overdose himself yet, give him time.

>>74305763
Why you linking these here homeboy everyone has seen these already

Was yesterday's card the best one of the year so far? I think so.

>>74305763
I find it strange that the UFC doesn't put entertaining wins that make fighters look fun to watch on Youtube over shitty decision wins over name fighters. Surely the casuals and turbocasuals can appreciate those more.

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This is our chance /heem/.

>>74305828
>implying I would ever wear a fight kit, let alone on national TV
No thanks

>>74305828
Scared of planes, sorry

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>>74305828
>leaving the house

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQuUQFIjWqr/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQuWEaXDTtd/?taken-by=thebeastufc

Savage nigger.

>>74305860
*person of color

>>74305860
Imagine if u got knock the f out and the person who knocked u out make memes of u.

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>>74305713
>THIS!

>>74305570
You mean when Lombard had him backing up the entire fight, catching all his weak ass knee attempts and leg kick? Not sure how Pig Rigg won that decision, he did nothing.

>>74305725
He's gonna KO the whole division. They're all bums. Romero is ducking him.

>>74306001
Yeah he catched those knees right after he ate them with his face lmao

>>74306001
Hendricks will smash Jacare.

>>74306024
Good b8

>>74306022
Yeah, and they did zero damage lol. Unlike when Pig Rigg was shook almost any time Lombard landed on him.

>>74306034
Johny would smash usada'd jacara not even kidding

your just mad that he would

Anyone else got emotional when BIGG RIGG won? He was so happy :3

>>74306034
Lombard didn't hurt bigg rigg and vice versa, rigg connected far more in rounds 2 and 3 to the point he was controlling the rhythm which is why he won. I don't see how you could have scored anything but round 1 for lombard

>>74306041
What is "USADA'd Jacare"? Unlike Pig Rigg, Jacare hasn't gone on a decline since USADA was introduced. You're a moron if you think this.

>>74306044
Also the constant holding of the cage and the groin shot – some judges don't like that.

>>74306042
Watch the after fight presser. He's back, it cured his existential depression. Let's hope he starts roiding again.

>>74306048
yeah bro jacare looks totally the same lmao

>hasnt gone on a decline
thats because hes been fighting bums

Johny should have called out GSP desu senpai

>>74305513
Rashad Evans.

>>74306055
Yeah, nice argument there bud. Come back with evidence or stfu.

>>74306052
An accidental knee to the groin is not worth a point deduction, nor is letting go of the fence after the ref tells you too.

>>74306072
>Come back with evidence or stfu.
>im pretending
jacare looks all flabby in contrast to being ripped before

literally everyone knows this

>>74306056
He will, but he'll need at least two steroid cycles. And GSP is scared of Johny retiring him again, that's why he's talking about lower weight classes.

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3

STEAKS

COME ON

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>>74306084
>told you I'll be back

What exactly did Chael P Sonnen mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KjSrnZRg6s

He didn't beat a woman

You guys are proving women can lie and ruin a mans life because of white knights like you

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>>74306100
This. All who was supporting Lewis are cucks. Its saddening to see when white man gets rekt by black man. Another loss for white folks.

>>74306115
Idc about that i just think if he did hit a woman he had good reason

Reminder that this is fighting NOT dancing
https://youtu.be/vtWPNmXj53o

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Remember how lombard couldnt take Bigg Rigg down from the clinch

And this is just his strength on 1 steak. Imagine if he gets back to his old habits

>>74305860
Is Black Beast channeling meme magic to further enhance his already considerable power?

>>74305708
damn...

>>74306140
He still has that wrestling strength but I need to see him get his heeming power back

>>74306151
He will, give him some time

Its hard to go back 100% instantly, he will need to build it back up slowly

Also I dont think people realise how stong Lombard is, I think hes p4p top 5 of the strongest guys in the ufc

Someone post the Lewis KO, I want to see that Hapa faggot on his ass.

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>>74306171

If you prefer knockouts over submissions and decision then you represents everything thats wrong with the sport of MMA.

>it's a the brit throws out some hyperbolic troll shit per usual but you kind of agree to some extent episode

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQuNGu4Atuq/

Johny is a MAD LAD

>>74306206
Hes a good boy. Why he was so hated?

Imagine how bad Travis feels right now
Couldn't put away a far less experienced opponent when he had him really hurt in the first
Gets almost killed and then utterly blown out on the mic, called a wifebeater in front of millions and has a crack made at his girl

He must legit feel like killing himself

I use that as motivation to know that I could have it worse and that really, it's not all that bad

I could be Travis

>>74306204
I'm glad I could really make you think.

Hendricks for FOTY desu (if he wins his next fights this year)

Everybody thought he was a shot fighter, moved up in weight class and exposed one of the most feared, explosive and strongest fighters in the middleweight division and took 0 damage.

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>GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS!!!

>>74306237
lombard is a ww who moved up after losing to do blowing his load in the first two minutes and getting the shit beaten out of him
then got murdered by a 46 year old hendo

johnny can revive his career but let's not blow this win too out of proportion

gegard would murder him at this point

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Is Gavin Tucker /ourguy/?

>>74306256
Ur the biggest sucker in heem

>>74306256
>gegard
>got heem'd by that Jamaican bum

lol

>>74306267
What seems to be the problem here?

>>74306270
I know it's bait but yeah lucky shot after he was getting the breaks beat off him, and the rematch proved everything we already knew. The Moose is far superior to the Rastaman

>>74305653
he really is ourguy

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good morning guys

>reminder that randa markos is ranked #3

>>74306289
she looks horrible looks nothing like page

meanwhile I found a holly holm lookalike

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Who /Elias/ here?

WME should really get their marketing machine behind him. Could be the next big star.

>>74306250
It was like just for a moment mandrama reared its ugly head and I'm ashamed to say it, but I kind of liked it.

>>74306298
he fights like shit though

looking good is not enough

>>74306298
Im /CutElias/ here
Could be the next big failed ex-UFC fighter in Bellator if the orgs play their cards right

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>>74306298
>model
>actor
>still beats full time fighters

lmao

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>>74306178
Me on the centre.

>>74306235
Fook that guy, no sympathy for him.

>>74306305
>he fights like shit though

t. casual

If you can't appreciate Elias' fights then you aren't a true fight fan.

>>74306317
Most of the money comes from casuals, so it makes sense that he should appeal to casuals if you want him to be a superstar

>>74306260
Make him fight Yair next

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BIGG

Also, that commentary and announcer were terrible

>Can't call the fight
>Falls asleep
>Randomly rooting for fighters
>Speak like someone is pinching his nose

Jesus...

>>74306393
>SLIPPED HIM OFF LIKE A SLIP AND SLIDE
lost my shit there

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>>74306256

>Be Rondasperg
>Pick Ronda
>Pick Cruz
>Pick Lineker
>Pick BJ Penn
>Pick Arlovski (By decision lel)
>Pick Caceres
>Pick Cerrone
>Pick Bermudez
>Pick OSP
>Pick Grasso

>>74306393
Well it's his first show, I think he'll get better. I like how animated he is at times.

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>post yfw piggy riggy misses weight for his next 5 fights and dana forces him to move to HW

>>74306408
This is close but not me, the only ones I know definitely I didn't pick are Ronda and Bermudez. I was KZ posting all week and both picked and bet on Amanda. Pretty sure I unironically picked the rest including BJ and Arlovski (vs Ngannou) dec

>>74306425
I think a lot of the shit "Rondasperg" gets credited with is an amalgamation of a bunch of Aussies.
The guy himself is a massive pain though. Just tries to force shit opinions.

>>74306440
Yeah sometimes I shitpost as him and promote bad bets

It is what it is, flags were a mistake

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>It's a Fight Companion with Schaub and Callen

>>74306460
It's much worse without them tbqhwyf
Schaub brings the party

>>74306463
shit, I meant without* my bad

I'll see myself out

>>74306465
I don't know if it's just that i've warmed up to him more but he's markedly funnier than he was a year ago

Was there any word on why they couldn't make it

>>74305512
shut up you fucking faggot

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You're at the club wearing your heavyweight champion gold belt when this man steals it from you and yells "Black beast in this hoe"

What do?

>>74306475

Because no one cares about this pseduo sport. It's a shittier version of the WWE. That black guy who won last night proved that. You don't see people in real sports saying things like that. Literally this is a "sport" for manchildren.

>>74306295
>she looks horrible looks nothing like page

After all the surgery, sure, but she was a doppelbanger back in the day.

>>74306393
He should fight Elias next IMO.

>you now remember Jared Rosholt

>>74306501
Let out a small fart to clear some room then start swangin and bangin

>>74306504
I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way.
Is there anything else I could do sir?

>>74306501
Stanky leg the fuck out of there

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fun fights last night anyway, good card despite being shit

also someone mentioned paperio in the thread last night
goml

>>74305649
yeah, I checked last night and nobody was there
also wanted to post in the gamethreads, I barely do that

>>74306235
Imagine if he were innocent on top of all that

>>74306563
Well IIRC the chick never went to the cops and instead just decided to drag his name through the mud on instagram. I think the UFC even had an internal investigation that didn't turn anything up, but that doesn't mean shit.

>>74306217
Because of the second Lawler fight when he tucked his head in Robbies crotch for 3+ rounds with no attempted takedowns to speak of

>>74306587
I'd lean towards him being guilty because he looks like the kind of person who would smack-a-bitch.
But there isn't really any way to know.

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>>74306600
>HEAD BETWEEN THE LEGS JOHNY

>>74306607
>CHECK THAT FOOTWORK JOHNY!
>PIZZA-FRENCH FRY-PIZZA!
>FRENCH FRY TO THE OUTSIDE THEN CUT HIM OFF WITH A PIZZA!

It's crazy to think that Hendricks used to be an unstoppable GOATkiller
Guy wasn't lucky

>>74306587
>UFC doesn't find one of its fighters guilty of anything
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>74306607
Bigg Rigg was robbed tbqh

>>74306607
>1-2-3-4 JOHNY!
>SLAB - SAUCE - COOK - UPPER CRUST

>>74306631
>implying he won't beat mousasi, gsp, bisping, jacare, rumble, and jon jones in that order

>>74306645
Pretty much. But bless those blind fucking judges, because we got Robbies title reign from it.

I remember when they announced Lawler as champion and losing my shit in happiness, couldnt believe how much i was rooting against hendricks when after the gsp fight he was /myboy/

>>74306645
Robbie won the first fight and Rigg won the second 2bph.

>>74306687
Rigg won both tb h

>>74306687
>>74306698

Swanging and banging

Sara McMann looked like a wrecking machine.

>>74306746
second can in a row

>wmma

>>74306757
>weedlmao is docky
fucking hell fuck off will you?

>>74306751
>Davis is a can

My, how time flies.

>>74306746
There are no cans in the UFC.

>>74306803
>Mazany isn't a can

>>74306560
I haven't been on dicsord for ages. /heemspeak/ was more active IMO.

are you guys discussing bunda right now?

How does one get over the post fight nigh hangover?

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>instead of giving our boy a rematch in msg they put him against a roidcheat

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>>74306836
I mean, we could..

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>>74306848
makes people ponder

>>74306911
Cheers

Grisham is better than Anik

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>>74306864
hehe

>>74306911
This is only the first round bro

>>74306957
i know that's why i deleted it :(

>>74306977
It is OK, appreciate the effort. You're cool homie

WHERE RONDA ROUSEY FINE ASS AT

>>74306955


PVZ the type of girl you insist on doing doggy.

If Bisping beats Romero, Weidman and Jacare, will he be the MW GOAT?

>>74307064
>>74307064
he already is

also, the Chris is done m8

>>74307064
That's a big IF, Jose.

>>74306832
that you, britbong?

Still no black beast webm, someone pls

>>74307108
ye, brtibro?

>>74307110
WebM of what? There were loads yday

>>74307136
When he heem'd travith

Brian Stann seem'd butthurt about what Derrek was saying in post interview amirite?

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>>74307137

>>74306393
Did anyone notice him during one of the prelims, saying that a first round could've been judged as "a 9-9 round, or 10-10"? That might be one of the more retarded shit I've heard during broadcasts

>>74307160
derrick mentioned some personal shit. dude was cringing hard

>>74307162
Thanks lad

>>74307160
yes because he was being a nig and thats not what brian stann fought a war for

he shouldve showed stann some respect

>>74307170
It was Stann who said that, by mistake

Stann also made Cody Garbrandt the Featherweight Champ yesterday. Shit happens

>>74307173
Fuck that, Black beass in dis hoe

>>74305563
Second prediction in a row I've got right.

Stick with me boyos and make some muni

>>74307162
What the actual fuck is this? This dude need to be fired.

>>74307224
One thing is clear, Woodley is NIGGER

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Comfiest commentary team reporting in.

NICE AND FLOWY ARTEM

Black beast vs Overeem/Hunt winner, and Francisco vs Cain?

>>74306832
I'm there pretty much every card lad, you should be there too

>>74307200
nothing wrong with waiting till a fighter is good and out

>>74307248
I watched the last couple of cards with my brother so couldn't get on.

>all those weebs getting booty blasted because Horiguchi wasn't give a new contract

>>74307186
My bad, it was pretty weird though. I guess Grisham did okay for his first time, the idea of Jon fucking Anik doing every huge UFC event triggers me much more. I hope Goldie goes to Bellator

>>74307295
>Niggers are NOT human.
Neither are dock workers

>>74307258
he's probably just a liberal

I have nothing against mods or black people desu

>>74307302
You don't even have black people in your country. You don't know what they're like.

What did Yamasaki mean by letting Travis die?

>>74307328
Wifebeating is punishable by death

>>74307295
quiet now dockdwarf

Are Thr new owners purposely ruining LHW until Jones comes back?

If not why else cut those two low 15 guys and Bader? Also how do you even fix LHW? Outright coerce Jacare and Weidman up? Move the weight limit for MW down by 2.5 pounds or something?

>>74307362
165 > 175 > 195 >>>> w125

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I'm glad /heem/ is back on the BiggTrain.

Isn't the Woodley Thomson rematch a bit soon?

Wonderboy got the piss beaten out of him.

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>tfw you see Ronda and her faggot boyfriend get BTFO over and over

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Is Lombard getting Cut?

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>>74307393

>>74307401
I don't think they will but he should retire.

>>74307393
I can't really understand why he (or anyone) can be Ronda's boyfriend.

>such a bitch, terrible personality
>not as good as people thought at what she does
>does not have the looks to balance the shitty personality.
>not really rich, no prospects to make big money in the future

I'd rather go out with nice average girl.

we need someone to KO Theodorou lads, Brunson, Jotko, anybody

>>74307431
Why does everyone hate the handsome fighters?

Do janitors really do it for FREE?

>>74307260
That's cool lad. Swing by next time you're solo

>>74307272
Is this real?
Never been an enormous horiguchi fan but he was a good 125er.
Really don't get this ufc policy of cutting ranked fighters

>>74307457
Yeah, he signed to Rizin. Its weird that UFC is doing this but all the guys that left are expendable IMO, I'd rather they stayed but not like they were huge stars or anything.

>>74307453
>American education

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>>74307437
but he's the fighter

>>74307453
Well, I'm making really good money, that was part of my point. I'd rather have my money with nice gf, than a little bit more money with such a cunt

>>74307463
Why do people tattoo their names on themselves?

>>74307460
It's becoming a bit too common though. Divisions are being eroded. Not really desirable if your aim is to be the premier promotion
Maybe they want bellator etc to be better, can't see why though

>>74307478
I guess competition improves everyone but I doubt they want it. They aren't offering good new contracts to guys and they leave.

>>74307474
So Dee can identify the body when Khabibs done with him

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>>74307162
I don't get it.

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>>74307500
it is done

>>74307500
It's muhammad Ali and sonny Liston all over again.

Did Browne get cucked?

>>74307467
>I'm making really good money,

Well that's certainly open to debate. I dont even know what currency your country uses.

>>74307512
>no compensation

>>74307515
you just KNOW

I feel bad for Browne, it's not fair to just label someone a women beater when it's a only alleged by some bitter broad.

Why does everyone hate him again?

>>74307519
I'm software developer for Microsoft. Probably comparable to $130k lifestyle in US.

>>74307530
And my uncle is Dana White.

>people fell for the Travis Browne meme

>>74307535
>he didn't go for STEM

How can you fuck up at life so hard?

>>74307519
euro dummy

>>74307538
Huh?

>>74307500
Didn't it hit off the top of Travis' huge head?

What would have happened if black beast actually shit himself? Is it a tko for travis?

>>74307543
It's not hard to make that money with STEM diploma from decent university.

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>>74307493
Nice one leaf.

9.8/10

Easy to spot a faggot lying on 4chan about his income because they all spout the same nonsense about being a STEM major and earning six figures.

>>74307500
He was already rocked and he lost balance

>>74307560
Who makes money doing maths anyway? Should just be STE.

>>74307560
I make 17/hr

>>74307580
doesnt he have a wife and kids

>>74307571
Thats a decent wage in most of the country.

>>74305570

I dont see why everyones so impressed with this win. Post USADA Lombard just got HEEMED by the 500 year old re-animated corpse of Dan Henderson.

can you guys imagine Esparza vs Claudia, it would be like a man vs a little girl

>>74307566
A lot of people. Even most of big IT companies will hire you, even though you don't know programming, and train you. And big money in financial industry.

>leg kick to the ribs

what did eddie mean by this?

>>74307590
Probably swinging and having threesomes.
He reminds me of a /heem/ version of Patrice O'Neal

WHERE RONDA ROUSEY FINE ASS AT?

>>74307590
>african american
>having a stable married life

Whats on Disney channel?

>>74307623
when you're trying to leg kick a dude and it hits him in the ribs

>>74307654
kek based serbbro bringing the bantz

Browne vs Arlovski 2?

Yes/no?

>>74307116
Yeah man. How you feeling about your boy Cirkunov?

Imagine being Browne, you failed to finished an opponent who is vastly inexperienced as you, you get heem'd the shit out of, soul completely snatched. The black beast asserts his absolute dominance over you physically, then goes and verbally emasculates you in front of thousands of viewers.

I think Browne will retire, he his obliterated physically and mentally.

>>74307675
It sucks. Initially when the news came out that his contract ran out he said that he will be back in the UFC. Then Dana said the talks broke down so I'm hoping it was just a negotiation tactic by Dana.

>>74307665
let arlovski retire already

>>74307665
no, already been done and would only result in AA going 0-5 or Browne going 0-4

>>74307684
millions of viewers

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Someone shop browne's soul lifting into Lewis's mouth

>>74307684
It was extremely embarrassing. Roy Nelson was able to school Lewis in grappling. Not sure why Browne didn't just take Lewis down and fight smart. Should've never left Jackson/wink

Randa got gifted a decision win but I'm not mad about it.

>>74307772
nobody likes carla

>>74307162
It really looks like he missed the first punch.

>>74307781
Her home planet probably does.

>>74307545
The funny thing is I think they actually updated the rules on a fighter shitting themselves this year and yeah he would have been DQ'd iirc

nick diaz better announce a fight or fuck off and retire

>>74307768
>Not sure why Browne didn't just take Lewis down and fight smart
He won the first round, by all accounts he had Lewis hurt when they were standing. How was he to know he just needed a shit instead

>>74307818
I wonder if they would have stopped the Yoel fight to check if it was doody or not.

>>74307799
top kek, at any rate if shes really #3 she should have dominated and instead she struggled

I wanna show my coworker what Lewis said about ronda, can someone link me?

>>74307818
it's actually a no-contest

a fighter can shit themselves on purpose if they are losing a fight and have it ruled a no-contest

>>74307876
Women are dreadfully inconsistent, probably their periods or something, same as in tennis.

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tfw derrick lewis baited everyone with his shit when he actually didnt need to and instead he is really a child molester

#shitgate

>>74307901
>women inconsistent
>tennis
>not knowing serena or venus williams.
>who is anna kournikova

>>74307897
Who is meme enough to do this? I think platinum would.

>>74307897
That's actually a great strategy. I'll go in as a complete DYEL, and end up with lucky 100-0 record.

>>74307909

Serena doesn't get her period and Venus hasn't won a slam in years, what are you talking about? Look at the rest of the women who peak for 6 months and then fade into obscurity.

>>74307921
venus was literally just in a final

Browne is deleted

>>74307832
Neither Diaz will fight again

>>74307921
>Doesn't understand what consistency means
welcome

>>74307934
That is entirely up to Conor

>>74307929
Yeah it's literally a carousel because they all take turns sucking, hence the inconsistency and I never claimed otherwise.

>>74307934
diaz gsp it will happen, nate mcgoob 3 will happen and anderson vs diaz rematch will happen aswell

How did everyone enjoy my buddy Gavin's fight last night. I was there live and he tooled that goof.

When does Cody fight again?

>>74307948
>claims she was consistently not winning
>finds out she did well
>I told you she was inconsistent!
lmao

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>>74307951
GSP is scared of Bigg Rigg, he's gonna move at least three weight divisions down.

>>74307962
May

>>74307964
Are you literally retarded? Yes/no?

>>74307962
the tuf finale. still filming i believe or they just wrapped cant remember

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>>74307980
>women inconsistent
>serena doesnt get her period = consistency
>venus never wins = consistency
>backtracking from your original claims
>priceless

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>>74307951
If he didn't want to rematch robbie doubt he cares about Silva

GSP is too busy to care about Nick

Conor is actually a lot nicer than people think and doesn't want to fuck Nate up any worse

>>74307964
>making one final in 7 years is consistent
>one final
>in 7 years
>consistent

Way to set the bar high fatass.

>>74307980
t. rondasperg

who else happy as fuck bigg rigg won

im really scared he will fail agasint the rest of MW though.. i mean.. imagine johny fighting yoel romero lmao.

>>74308005
he lost to silva thats the diff. there is no upside from beating lawler again. He never cracked the Anderson code and he roided to win so might as well run it back we all know nick feels slighted

Gsp already expressed interest in diaz

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>>74308023
Gsp has expressed interest in a lot of things lad

>>74308004

I don't even understand how you could misconstrue something so bad, it's almost impressively retarded. Congrats, I think.

>>74308005
the state of his eyes lads, conor fucked him up

>>74308005
Nate literally won both fights. Conor is scared, but want the money.

>>74306687
I still don't think Rigg won the second one. He stalled the fuck out of the 4th round. You shouldn't get any points for resting between Lawlers legs.

Rigg def won the first fight. He stole the 5th round with a late takedown.

>>74308022
Imagine his little T. rex arms vs rockhold.

He just needs to stop being a fat fuck and go back to WW.

>>74308027
>barely makes 170
>dude conor
what a bitch, call out mm too niggy

>>74308014
>forgets what consistency means
>thinks venus williams is setting the bar low now
wew lad you got ran

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>>74307967
>>74307985
We need him back, last night tattoos btfod left right and centre.

>>74308046
I still don't know what you're saying but thanks for the yous I guess.

>>74308028
>makes claims of women inconsistent
>posts evidence showing serena and venus williams both being incredibly consistent
>Australia doesn't know what consistency means


wew