Heem general Anonymous 02/20/17(Mon)05:08:35 No.74305493▶
Bjpenn.com
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Fighting when???
>>74309219
Punk vs GSP
>>74309185
Stop this heem general faggotry
>>74309228
F*ck u I won't do what u tell me
Ngannou
>>74309227
Really would be hyped desu
Does Schaub feel vindicated now that his bull got cucked?
codys neck tattoo is absolutely disgusting desu
Can someone give me a quick rundown on asian fighters?
/heem/'s boy?
>>74309242
Who is on MMA HOUR?
>>74309185
I like this thread
Great job
>>74309263
Whats your name in the heem discord?
Heems opinions on GSP vs Bisping?
I think this fight is fucking stupid. GSP has no business fighting at 185 and he already said that he wouldn´t fight Romero. Middleweight is having a renaissance right now and I hope they won´t halt it.
Besides, there are way more interesting fights available like GSP vs Condit or GSP vs Diaz. The latter would especially sell considerably well.
>>74309271
>mfw looking for ronda rousey fine ass
>>74309298
The world's smartest fighter Al Iaquinta.
>>74309333
Who else
>>74309270
Choi, Korean Zombie - good
Ishihara - meme
everyone else - shit tier
>>74309271
>criminal past
>my boy
Don't think so.
Reminder the last fighter Travis Browne legitimately beat was Brendan Schaub December 6th, 2014.
>>74309329
>more interesting fights available like GSP vs Condit or GSP vs Diaz.
We already saw those fights. The Diaz one was especially shit and would go the same way. Diaz has no answers to GSP's takedowns.
>>74309185
Now newfags think these shitty bjpenn.com threads are acceptable. Yes I mad
>>74309329
>he already said that he wouldn´t fight Romero
I don't imagine a lot of people would want that fight. This is just him trying to enhance his legacy by fighting a guy he knows he can easily beat. He can then say he was also a two-weight world champion which is complete nonsense. I will blow a gasket if they pass up Romero.
Do you think that Ronda was turned on by the vision of the Black Beast entering into her fine ass after that interview?
>>74309381
Heem general needs to die
>>74309271
Nope. Im so mad at him right now. Bad mannered punk. Im watching these kos repeatly now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwMp2w8g5no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAjQm5QIyLE
>>74309403
>white men
We joined spammer thread, nice job idiots
>>74309403
>polish men
>Derek Lewis will be HW champ in your lfietime
>>74309438
How do you know it's the spammer?
>>74309185
>Heem general Anonymous 02/20/17(Mon)05:08:35 No.74305493▶
>>74309492
Only spammer does this, he just played us all
>>74309451
nothing would make me happier
>>74309520
He doesn't get off after-school till 5 pm EST.
>>74309420
>>74309446
just answer the question, I have my reasons to ask, ok?
>polish women
>>74309541
He shitposts from cellphone, he's pushing this "heem general faggotry" and all you idiots gladly accept
>>74309541
Its presidents days you neet
>>74309451
I'd love to see that, but there are just too many guys he will never get past.
>>74309573
Better than being the idiot getting mad about OPs of heem general lol
>>74309616
"Heem general" neck you are self scatposter
>>74309573
>>74309584
Point still stands
>>74309573
stop sperging lad
ignore it and it's no big deal
>>74309641
> US flag
> using "lad"
Wewlad
>>74309641
>ignore it and it's no big deal
It is if some faggot is changing up our threads completely, "heem was never good" "let's just keep on making it worse"
Ngannou vs. Reem/Hunt winner
Lewis vs. Cain
>>74309707
Shut the fuck up already
who wins?
>>74309707
the reaction motivates him to keep doing it
>>74309729
who is the blonde womanlet?
>>74309730
People joining his threads are what motivate him, guarantee he will start spamming same thread before this one ends
>>74309729
>>74309729
the one that looks like a dude
>>74309729
>tfw Gabby will never shout you down for saying a rude comment to one of her girlfriends
>>74309707
>>74309740
Look bro
You can make the next Heem general if it is that important ant to you
That's is
If ur fast enough
;)
>>74309729
10 more months of waiting :/
>>74309729
>>74309741
>>74309739
>womanlet
she's 6 feet tall friend
This is why Yamasaki let Travis eat all those unnecessary punches in the end.
>"Gotchu Miesha."
>"After all this time?"
>"Always."
>>74309728
I'm not the only one complaining you dumbfuck
>>74309758
The spammer ladies and gentleman
>>74309740
No it isnt, its you sperging out like a fucking loser
>>74309773
I'm not the spammer tho lol u certainly seem upset relax bromigo
>>74309774
See here spammer won>>74309758
>>74309773
I don't think it's THE spammer. Just a manchild who is new to heem, most likely from /asp/ where being obnoxious all the time is the norm.
>>74309768
There was nothing more gratifying than seeing Nunes absolutely humiliate Ronda
>>74309803
Literally have been a member of heem.com for over two years kiddo
>>74309808
It was beautiful, but I hoped Miesha would get the chance.
>>74309826
>2 years
>Don't worry guys I'm making heem better
Just die
>>74309826
>2 years
That's around the time CM Punk got signed. Thanks for proving me right.
>>74309854
>making heem better
Sheeit it is what it is tho
>>74309877
BTFO
where is spergOP
So who wins this?
why is she so cute?
>>74309877
I proved I wrong tho, I've had an account here longer than u
>>74309908
T wood by ko
>>74309908
Woodley.
2nd round KO
>>74309927
I wish spergOP was here so he could spit in your face
>>74309908
tyron by decapitation in the second
>>74309908
I think Woodley's got this by 2nd round KO. They already knew what each other was bringing to the table in the first fight, but now Woodley actually knows how to deal with Wonderboy's style.
> Sage is the GOAT kickboxing sparring partner
> I'm rooting for my Whiteboy though
>>74309951
Sperg OP is my b*tch
>>74309961
>>>/asp/
>>74309908
Wonderbread R4 TKO
I really don't know though
>>74309985
Keep chasing pussy dork
>>74309984
Do people from /asp/ get censored?
>>74309908
Tyrone's entire strategy relies on landing one good haymaker.
If he doesn't land it this fight, Wonderboy wins an easy unanimous decision.
What spergs don't realize is that with the new ruleset, Wonderboy will get 10-8's if he outstrikes Tyrone the way he did in the first fight.
>>74310012
What are you talking about?
Who does Elias Theodorou tool next? Maybe Tim Boetsch?
>>74310012
>people from /asp/
>people
>>74309729
>>74310046
You could not be more wrong if you tried
>>74310067
Rashad
>>74309908
Woodley Rd 3 via Race Card
>>74310046
>Tyrone's entire strategy relies on landing one good haymaker.
Oh look it's the dummies who don't know a damn thing about MMA. Tyron is more versatile than wonderwoman, he has better wrestling, he has better muay thai, his major undoing in the first fight was just kickboxing with an undefeated kickboxer who out-pointed him. If he goes out and makes it a gritty ugly fight, which he very well can, then he easily wins.
>Wonderboy will get 10-8's if he outstrikes Tyrone the way he did in the first fight.
No he won't you moron. The rounds that wonderboy won were nowhere near blow-outs compared to rounds 1 and 4, where Woodley clearly won, and under the new rule-set might as well be 10-7's
>Tyrone
>e
Loser.
>>74310067
Smilin Sam Alvey, it will be the FOTY. 2 of the most boring fighters cancels each other out and it makes the fight great.
>>74309908
I think Woodley should have this. If he uses leg kicks to stop Wonderboys footwork and threatens with takedowns then there´s no way Wonderboy should survive. Woodley also has the psychological advantage knowing wonderboy barely survived last time.
>>74310090
every day i give thanks to the holy ghost of moot for giving these manchildren their own containment board
>>74310164
You will not divide us
EYB
>Conor is the easiest fight in the divison
what did he mean by this?
>>74310164
>Get proven wrong and stupid like the casual that you are
>nigger nigger nigger xD
Wonder what it's like being such a loser.
>>74310185
Dog ate his gameplan
>>74310185
Conor is the person who will beat him the easiest
>>74310185
That he threw the fight Bellator style
>>74310185
YOU DONT WANNA BRING OUT DA DOG IN MEEEEEEE REEEEEE
>>74310185
He thought he was still in Bellator.
>>74310185
>y-you're not in my head!
>*repeatedly circles into your left hand*
>>74310302
What's wrong with you?
>>74310321
he's "'""rich"""" and still empty inside
is this the greatest commentator trio of all time?
>>74310386
Oh is it the docksboy who weights 140 lbs? If I knew I wouldn't have responded.
>>74310389
Tim Means is a bad guy. Looking forward to him heeming Brazilian Cowboy again.
>>74310394
>Its and Anik literally doesnt talk episode
>>74310425
Brazilian cowboy pretended to be hurt cause he was getting whooped.
>>74310394
Yes, but it doesn't feel like Anik is homie with Joe, soit's a bit awkward at times
>>74310405
>>74310386
>Having to rationalize that I'm some tripfag
I'll stop bullying you boys now. Enjoy the thread.
i like wmma
>>74310516
Nice shots to the back of the head while the ref just stands there clueless.
How do i become an mma judge?
Im literally more qualified than the morons they employe
>>74310516
>Randa will never wrap her legs around you
>>74310583
herb dean runs a school, you have to be enrolled in a martial arts program
>>74310562
Literally zero punches were thrown to the back of the head.
>>74310583
Big John has a MMA ref school. I believe most UFC refs train BJJ as well, so that's another plus.
> train in BJJ
> get a certificate from Big John's school
> ref at local promotions
> ref at bigger promotions (LFA, Combates Americas, CW, WSOF)
> get the call from Dr. Eggman
> ref early preliminaries on fight pass
> give Eggman a blowjob
> Ref McGregor vs St. Pierre's III
>>74310607
>>74310702
No i want to becomes a judge
Not a ref
Fucking Mitrione lol
>miltirone calling himself a beta cuck
Ι feel kinda bad there was no Edmond yesterday
Memes would have peaked.What would have Edmond done to BB when he heard about Rondas fine ass?
>>74310119
shouldnt you be training, tyrone?
>>74310849
Oh good one.
>>74310824
Cream his pants thinking about Ronda's fine ass.
>>74309908
>white men winning fights
Come on man, by now you should have learned.
>>74310732
It's actually the same thing, but:
> move to Nevada
> have a martial arts background, preferably BJJ
> get licensed through Big John's school
> optional: shadow judges at amateur events
> sign up to judge at amateur promotions
> pray to god that you get called up to the big boys promotions
anyone else here stoked for combat jitz
>>74310824
he would have gotten teeped again and then farted on
>>74310887
>Travis was getting his shit pushed in
>yelled over to Yamasaki he was doing alright and defending
>gets fucking pummeled
Literally the new schaub
I hope Edgy Brah will be in Tony's corner
>Get out of there Travis
>>74310946
If I got it right he said yestreday in the podcast that he will
>>74309729
>Who wins?
My dick
>>74310963
Grisham is fine
early picks for me are tyron, hunt and khabib.. i want tony to win, and kind of want overeem to be ufc champ but that time has passed
i do not give a shit about WW division right now.. kinda hope tyron wins because he really killed it in the first fight
>>74309271
>people didnt bet on black
>>74311155
Tony could sub kebab, def not an easy pick
I've got the next Op ready. Will post it soon to avoid thread wars.
>>74311186
as much as i love tony i just think its kind of a bad match up for him.. the again i thought his streak would be ruined by the RDA fight
>>74311222
i hope you get a life long ban. you are literally causing thread wars
>>74311244
How? Making them early makes it easy to know which is the real thread
>>74311222
I have my thread ready. See you there pal, heh. Just to rev you up. Hahaha.
>>74311232
how is it a bad matchup
you sound like youve never seen someone getting subbed from top position
>>74311280
Seriously don't man. I'm begging you. This OP I've got is primo.
>>74311277
early threads will never be the real thread. they just take up space
>>74311322
No they don't. Anybody who makes additional threads or posts in them is wasting space & Sc_aub forbid we waste precious space on the internet.
Where Rhonda Rousey fine azz @?
where ronday rousay fine azz
>>74311344
>Early thread autist is a schaub sperg
Can't make this up
>>74311352
>>74311359
assmind
Fill this thread up first
>>74305493
>>74305493
>>74311395
who started this ''heem general'' autism
eyo wassup memelords
>>74311459
a shob sperg
>>74311459
>>74311471
It was Heem general first.
*backs up*
>>74311459
Be careful:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/Heem%20general/
Guys I'm back on the steak train. Big Rigg looked so much better at welterweight, he probably upped it to 4-5 steaks a day minimum instead of 3. He moved better, his reactions were faster, his striking volume was insane for Big Rigg standards.
Gonna start my steak diet next week
>>74311674
He was probably 35lbs heavier than Lombard and still didn't scratch him.
#NotMy185er
>>74311590
>spammer threads
makes sense i guess
>>74311714
4 steaks a day MINIMUM to get bigg
>>74311674
32 STEAKS MINIMUM
>>74311714
He said he was 197
>>74311518
Wew spicy, I hope it happens
why did gabbi kissed her?
>>74311753
197-35 = 162
Lombard was basically fighting at openweight against a heavyweight, Bigg Rigg
>>74311778
she took the bogpill
>>74311816
i want to hug gabbi
>>74311835
He seems to be missing something
>>74311778
>>74311816
>>74311835
>>74311849
That's how Cleetus makes 170lbs, pleb
When doostin's pea head clatters off the canvas you'll know it's not all joke
>>74311674
It was Middleweight lad
>>74311816
>bogpill
gabi, my son...
>>74311674
reminder to not eat the fries and drink enough water
are you the old german guy from way back? Did Rigg make you come back to this general?
>>74311835
he would look cyborg-esque(p cool) if he would get a carbon pec as a replacement
could Thickenzie beat Gabi in MMA?
>>74311945
Someone who drives something like that is overcompensating big time.
>>74311998
the entire concept of "overcompensating" is a meme
>>74312025
This, saying that someone is 'overcompensating' is just projecting your own insecurity
>>74311978
Gabi would choke slam that fattbitch
It's going to be two very long weeks
>>74312025
>>74312053
t. dickletts
>>74312025
>>74312053
No it isn't.
>>74312087
how much can you bench
>>74312057
>fat
>>74312104
I'm 5'11",168lbs
I bench 300 bitch
Bring me the steaks...human steaks....leave Anderson to me....
>>74312150
Heem sucks, /sp/'s knowledge of MMA sucks, and schaub/Ngannoufags should migrate to >>>/trash/
>>74312194
Ngannou is heem's boy you loser. Never equate him to swab ever again.
>>74311853
a woman with a clitoris as big as my penis is dressing up as a gay man who is dressing up as a woman
i would pfist her deep
>>74312194
Can't deny that
>>74312231
Gabi actually has a pretty small clit
post genetic freaks
>>74312082
This is the only card I've been actually hyped for in ages
>>74312214
Cub is a madman
Janny banned a lot of people this past weekend it looks like.
>>74312171
Nice shoop.
>>74312280
and they all deserved it
>>74312214
That's not the main event, is it?
>>74312253
how would you know this
have you seen the holm's girlwood and she didn't even roid that hard
>>74312258
>>74312322
yes i have seen it
>>74312319
I believe it is
>>74309185
expanded the upcoming event list, boys
Upcoming events:
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Filipovic
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
Previous thread: >>74305493
Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3scgW-aghr4
News:
>Ferreira broke hand during Theodorou fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/cezar-ferreira-posts-x-ray-of-hand-broken-on-first-punch-i-connected-on-elias-theodorou-at-ufc-fight-night-105
>Ponzi on future
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/santiago-ponzinibbio-ready-for-everything-and-everyone-at-170-pounds-after-ufc-fight-night-105-win
>UFC FN 105 walkout songs
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/fight-tracks-the-walkout-songs-of-ufc-fight-night-105-including-vintage-michael-jackson-and-bob-marley
is there a bigger slut in fighting than herrig?
>>74312335
>>74309185
Both me
>>74312304
>>74312355
no
>>74312376
Her face is so masculine, but she is so sexy. How?
>>74312308
lets be fair,I've seen people getting banned for Roganposting or simply memeing while Spain would go for fucking hours replying with walls of text to everyone.I want even comment about the thread wars or the cuck memes
I dont know how janny works and under what criteria but he's doing it wrong for sure
>>74312390
You're gay.
>>74312335
just added the next 2 glory events as well
>>74309414
so if he asked you to have fika with him you would say no?
>>74312376
I love her face.
I'm re-watching old embeddeds and found #rare Romero and Gooby taking a picture together.
that bra looks so fucking weird on her
>>74312424
that boy kind of has a cute face
>>74312390
>>74312409
youre both bisexual and thats okay
What is your dream Ultimate Surrender match-up?
Mine probably PvZ vs Cyborg
>>74311853
>>74312424
her face looks shooped
>>74312462
>Watching porn instead of training
Never going to make it
>>74312454
I'm not bisexual. I've dated a trap, so that might have something to do with it.
Bisping, you're just an average bloke.
I'm a fucking samurai.
>>74312474
>I'm not bisexual. I've dated a trap
Old embeddeds SO GOOD
are there any other women who browse /heem/?
you're at the mall with your husband and dis bitch slaps his ass, what do you do?
>>74312479
This handsome 10/10 specimen got cucked by a fucking Bellator fighter.
Bellator > UFC confirmed
which female fighter would you like to see on burningangel.com?
>>74312474
me too man. a regular trap or like one of the sluts? i found a qt 8/10 trap on tumblr and dated for 2years
>>74312507
Chick on the right is way better + the teal-haired chick in the back
>>74311674
>starve yourself for years
>get used to fighting drained and weak
>move up a class
>destroy everyone
Johnny boy will be champ, 4 steaks MINIMUM is unstoppable.
>>74312507
>those stretch marks on her flabby belly
>>74312530
>destroy everyone
He didn't destroy Lombard. In fact it was a close fight, he didn't even win all 3 rounds.
>>74312542
Shut up stupid
>>74312559
Triggered?
>>74312424
why does she wear the bra?
>>74312542
>muh contrarian opinion
Shut up sucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOtGgSOt3lk
Krylov's interview about his UFC exit.
Basically said that he doesn't see it as a step down. Just couldn't come to agreement on some terms. Wanted to make a bigger name in Russia/Ukraine, win a couple of titles and them possibly return to UFC in 2/3 years. Called it a 'pause' in the relationship with the UFC. Talked to Bellator, thinks they aren't ready to offer him a contract.
>>74312542
I was talking in future. Let's be fair, he was still adjusting to his newfound power, probably holding back so he doesn't kill Lombard. Especially after his last fight.
>>74312583
>>74312611
>>74312594
lol
>>74312605
Lombard ain't even ranked bro. Gastelum at 185 beats him again.
>>74312611
>>74312623
What in the fuck?
>>74312611
>>74312623
This is some special kind of autism
>>74312611
>>74312623
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lol I knew the janny had banned a buncha spergs. No wonder it's so quiet in here, we're missing like 26 regular posters.
Is UFC dare I say it, fixed?
>>74312693
One of them is Jake from State Farm, for sure my man
>>74312703
Somehow I'm still here. I thank the /heem/ Gods for another day.
>>74312693
Lewis vs Ngannou is the fight to make now. Winner fights Cain, winner fights champ.
>>74312087
>>74312101
there is nothing more insecure than convincing yourself that another man has a small penis without having seen it, and the concept of "overcompensating" is retarded because guys that have small dicks don't actively try to convince other men any different
the guy is a fucking cage fighter but the thing that reflects on his weewee is his vehicle lol okay
>>74312708
You can see the contact better from this angle.
>>74312744
you know nothing about fight matching and roster building and should never speak on the subject ever again
>>74312745
I never said he was compensating about his penis. Stop being gay bro.
>>74310185
Conor wasnt in the division aha checkmate
>>74312744
>Lewis vs Ngannou is the fight to make now
N O P E
>>74312749
It does look like it missed from this one.
>>74312744
That's gonna take 1whole year to materialize.
> JDS vs Stipe
> Ngannou vs Cain
> Lewis rests, fights winner of Reem vs Hunto
> Winner of cain vs ngannou gets winner of stipe vs jds
> If LEwis wins, he gets the next title shot
>>74312752
>2 stars on winning streaks
>both ranked
>lets not put them against each other to and then let the winner fight the arguable GOAT HW for a title shot
Enlighten me how you'd do it.
>>74312752
>>74312770
>not wanting to see Lewis vs. Ngannou
>>74312775
Shit, that's good.
>>74312787
I want to see it, but only if it's for the title, not a meaningless ranked fight that kills one of the hype-trains.
>>74312784
>>74312787
>Winner knocks out Loser
>Loser was a can. he never beat anybody good.
>Loser Demoted from top ten
why would you want to destroy one of you best heavyweight prospects in a dead division before they even get a title shot?
>>74312812
Terrible reasoning.
treat me like travis brownes ex wife
treat me like travis brownes ex wife
>>74312825
You're the one who's clueless about match-making. Both financially and stylistically.
>>74312822
>Ngannou destroyed Arlovski
>Lewis destroyed Browne
You can make a case for both of them being shades (Arlovski moreso), but those are still some very impressive wins in equally impressive fashion. But yea, i see your point.
>>74312825
it doesnt make sense for money reasons or entertainment value. letting them both fight out their hype trains makes the most money and the most entertainment for the fans
>>74312836
requesting the video of pic related
>>74312717
>the heem gods
>s
There is ONLY one Schaub.
>>74312836
>>74312855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtCJKPxtVJ8
>>74312851
The average fan has no idea these guy exist, and if they fight it will just be
> "OMG TOMMY@@ TWO BIG BLAK GUYS ARE FIGHTING ON UFC 212
>>74312335
Thank you, almost missed next HBS event.
>>74312855
>casuals
>>74312863
>he doesn't like Rashad/Rampage
>>74312870
please stop posting
I kind of feel bad that Browne got shadow realmed just cause Mizugaki was day dreaming about Rondas fine ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hksChZDSB28
>>74312863
>forcing your own meme just so you can have a temper tantrum about memes
>>74312507
>Ultimate Crackwhore Championship
>>74312893
Doesn't she have a flat ass and terrible tits? Wasn't there that one nude pic where she threw sand on her ass to hide how flat it is?
>>74312870
>The average fan has no idea these guy exist
And they never will if one of their hype-trains gets derailed you moron.
>>74312922
thats not ufc
>>74312925
great ass, terrible floppy lopsided tits
HEAD MOVEMENT
>>74312945
anything looks good in a dress like that
>>74312926
THat's the point I was making you fucking retard
Will the Diaz brothers ever fight again?
>>74312945
>>74312955
Yea, i'm looking at some of her bikini pics, they go for the absolute most flattering angles and it still comes off unimpressive.
>>74312965
Yes
> Nick vs Silva, GSP, Lawler, McGregor are fights that will make the WMEIGM some money
But I doubt he takes those fights besides the McGregor fight at 170lbs, when McGregor beats Nate again.
Nate is done after the trilogoy, he's already showing signs of CTE.
Guys, watching Travis's head clatter off the canvas literally made my weekend so great. I slept well and seem to no longer be depressed, thanks Derrek.
>>74312996
>Derrek
It's Derrick you dip
SHEEEE'S BACK
>>74313019
Jacare is ducking the Big Rigg. This much we know.
>>74313032
LMao what the fuck is this? Source?
>>74313019
Glad that meme is over.
All bullshit aside do you guys think Derrick got a stern talk from uncle Dana about his Ronda rousey talk?
WHERE RONDA ROUSEY FAT ASS AT
>>74313046
everyone knows you cant talk like that on fox,especially for Ronda and Conor
>>74313046
Well he basically slandered /ourguy/ last night, so most definitely got a call from UFC's PR team
>>74313046
A damn shame those gay Canadians just stayed silent when he said it
>>74313043
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ONCE IN HISTORY ATHLETE
>>74313046
i hope not too bad because he might be hesitant to speak freely in his next interview. hes already given 3 of the best post fight interviews of all time so it would be a travesty
>>74313082
we don't do so well with southern accents my friend
Takes alot of energy to swang n' bang
SWANG
>>74313046
Surprised joe didn't notice on his fight companion
Schaub
>>74311461
what is the ref telling him?
>its ok dude you just got knocked the fuck out.
>dont move, you lost bro.
>>74313089
>hes already given 3 of the best post fight interviews of all time
I'm sorry, but ''Hey, i'm not surprised, motherfucker'' is literally the single greatest line uttered by a combat athlete in a post fight interview.
Stipe walking around with the #fakebelt
Also checkem
>>74313107
They turned the event off after replays of Lewis knocking him out, so no interview
>>74313121
>better than "We're not here to take part, we're here to take over"
nah
fuck randa markos and that lispy faggot who beat mike perry with their stupid anti-bullying messages
they literally are the cancer of humanity fucking pussies
>>74313121
Then Conor went on to butcher it saying " surprise surprise motherfuckers"
goobs a doobs
>>74313135
>better than "still my boy"
Nah
>>74313141
Mr. Dr. Gooblerino PhD
>>74313135
Listen, as far as generating hype and having memorable lines, Conor is GOAT. But Nate literally said the absolute best thing he could have said in that moment.
>>74313157
El gooberino if your not into the brevity thing
stop posting that fake photoshop of artem's arms. his arms aren't really that short, as you see in this picture on the left
>>74313138
He needed that, the man just went through a war with a zombie, let him have it.
>be incredible striker, kill everyone you fight, know you're amazing
>run up against a dude you can't KO after landing dozens of your best, hardest shots
Conor is one of the few people to legitimate have a horror movie experience.
1 year anniversary coming up real soon.
>>74313148
It wasn't uttered by a fighter, though.
>this triggers the beta
>>74313184
Conor got famous beating up midgets, didn't he have problems with Halloway? He got a taste of his own medicine fighting Nate
>>74312685
>>74312623
>>74312583
>>74312611
so this is what chloe grace moretz would look like if she cut to featherweight?
>>74313202
Is your refrigerator running?
>>74313200
>didn't he have problems with Halloway
He molested Halloway, that fight was hard to watch. He was better literally everywhere.
>>74313218
Were they same size?
>>74313210
thanks for reminding me of my fridge, need to take today's supplements
>>74313197
Wgaf Charlie Weidman is #1
>>74313107
He was too busy talking about Ian McCall's infected hand.
>>74313218
Dunning-Kreuger-Mandela
>>74313243
Fucking Ian Mcall I can't stand that massive faggot
>>74313241
that quote wasn't even relevant to actual fighting you fuck
>this tends to offend, our dark skinned friends
>Moose
>Stonegrab
>Big Pigg if he stops being a whiny bitch
MW went from a dead division to the one with most of my boys. LHW still dead as fuck tho.
>>74313259
Yeah fuck that guys "personality" he needs to move up to 135 and fuck off to WSOF or just retire.
Sharkiesha seems like a worthy opponent for Cyborg. Book it Dana
>>74313261
Who gives a shit?
You?!
LMAO!!
>>74313190
how will heem celebrate
this was a national shitposting holiday continuing for weeks
also best heem fightweek ever
>>74313267
Bisbong will kill all of those guys.
That's right, Yoel Storeido's getting the left hook as well buddeh.
>>74313250
>outstruck him
>outwrestled him
I watched it fairly recently, and the impression i came away with was that Max got his fucking shit pushed in. The judges apparently agreed.
>>74313227
Max is 2 inches taller.
>this booty-blasts the cumskin
>>74313285
Magiga nut-huggers were nowhere to be seen for months and /heem/ experienced a Renaissance period.
>>74313267
Are people actually attracted to such obnoxiously big tits?
>>74313141
now this is quads
Quads
QUADS
>>74313308
>year of our lord 2017
>being low test
>>74313308
a buddy of mine likes the kind that are grossly big
>>74313308
Real, big tits are acceptable, but silicone bimbo whores are not. Even if you went from a flat chest to B cups with implants, you are not effay.
>>74313261
Ur the biggest dork on heem
>>74313326
>not ''Crocodile documentary goes wrong''
>>74313308
>are people attracted to big tits
what did he mean by this
>>74313356
This.
>>74313357
such a retarded thing to shout into a microphone
oh wow really you still love your own son wow how surprising seeing as he just lost and you should have disowned him by now
>>74313308
I read a study that said poor men desire men with large tits while wealthy men prefer smaller tits. So yes, low class churls are attracted to obnoxiously large tits.
>>74313382
>me on the right
>>74313121
Incorrect.
>I'd like to take this chance to apologize... to absolutely NOBODY
right after winning the second belt, won't ever be matched
>>74313394
>I read a study that said poor men desire men with large tits
>>74313394
>desire men with large tits
>MEN
That's a nice Freudian slip right there.
how comes all the multi weight class UFC champs are white?
>come on, anon. Help yourself to some food
>>74313394
i read a study that said your mom likes to succ cock for rental bills
>>74313417
Y-You too...
>>74313349
>>74313382
I liked them when I was a little boy. But now I like flat to Gina.
>>74313412
How come all of them are Irish? BTFO England, you dont wnat to bring out da dog in me
>>74313393
Get a dog bro
>>74313394
it all makes sense now
>>74313434
I'm Irish
>>74313447
> Irish
> English flag
Nice try, you fucking cosplayer
how come there hasn't been a single white LHW champ since 2011?
>this sends the kuffar into blind rage
>>74313461
Since 2008*
Early stoppage in the main event last night
>>74313565
FUCK OUTTA HERE, BLACK BEAST UP IN THIS HOE
>>74313461
Cause Jones got to roid to the gills.
why doesnt rogan have joey diaz once/week?
>>74313652
I doubt he is capable of normal human interaction that often. If you follow his periscope he's smoking a metric assload of weed and eating acid jelly stars every day just to get out of bed.
>>74313454
>implying 4chan doesn't count the occupied Irish territories as British
>>74313681
>eating acid jelly stars
wut
Reminder that Conor will never defend a belt and will never be considered the greatest until he does
>>74313805
He might defend it against a joke opponent like Nate and the UFC might just be desperate enough for his money to let him do it. Still, he'll never be considered the greatest until he actually stays at the top and defeats all legit challengers which he will never do.
>>74312275
This
For weeks/months now we've had nothing but jewish marxist feminazi shit pushed on us with "women" headlining events which turned out to be complete crap to watch
>>74312082
wow tyron is one ugly motherfucker, he looks like some sort of retarded cartoon bird
Reminder that women's bantamweight tittle fights have a 100% finishing rate
Why does feddaweight have a three way tie for seventh
>>74313724
not acid as in corrosive, but the lsd kind
https://twitter.com/madflavor/status/676893131166646272
>>74313883
It's not 1 guy in charge of the rankings, it's an accumulation of multiples and they tied
>>74309908
tyron if he does more leg kicks
>>74313900
why on earth would yair be below oliveira?
why would KZ be tied with both of them?
>>74312082
Are you saying there's going to be multiple pull-outs due to injuries and the card will turn to shit?!
Is that what you're saying?
MUSLIM OH PEE
WILL KHALABEEB BE INJURED AND FORCED TO WITHDRAW FROM HIS UPCOMING BOUT AGAINST EL CASHOOEY
THE PEOPLE ARE WAITING, YOU MUST TELL US
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/20/14674914/ufc-212-jose-aldo-max-holloway-dangerous-mma-news#comments
Aldo says Max isn't a complete fighter
>>74314064
Any bjj tournament not under EBI rules is null desu even the gracies are using them now
SWANGIN
BANGIN
WHERE
RONDA
FINE
ASS
AT
HE'S
STILL
MY
GOY
>get heemed
>get labeled as a domestic abuser
>your gf gets hit on
JUST
FUCK
is derrick lewis going to get cut for sexualizing dana's waifu
>>74314116
TEH GRACIES
Shut the fuck up. This isn't 1993, hardly any family members compete and they have virtually no pull in BJJ or MMA and haven't in a while.
>>74314116
anjelica ebbi rules
>>74314353
I just said the gracies because they hate Eddie Bravo and still see the genius in his ruleset
>>74314353
That's completely and utterly false but cool post
>muh sub only
encourages reckless BJJ which isn't practical for MMA or real life
bit more fun to watch albeit still boring for me
>>74314370
>they hate Eddie Bravo
really?I thought they were on good terms.Is it because he fucked that goof with the kneebar?
REEM will HEEM Hunto
>>74314380
Outside of Roger (who hasn't competed in years) and Clark, name another relevant one currently?
Don't worry I'll wait.
>>74314395
Some of the Gracies like Royce and Royler dislike him because he memed on Royler twice and has a dude weed lmao attitude in jiu jitsu rather than traditional hespect like fabricating accomplishments and defrauding millions
>>74314430
Kron
>>74314430
Kron
Good job casual
They also still have an almost permanent influence on jiu jitsu being very close in lineage if not direct to numerous top masters globally
>>74314370
THEY do not have hate Eddie Bravo. Royler and Royce, sure... Ralek, Rener and Ryron, maybe... but Renzo, Ralph and Rickson are more than cool with Eddie Bravo.
>>74309185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLDtZz8QLFY&app=desktop
Khabib vs Tony Analysis from /heemers/
>>74312605
If you look closely, Hendo slaps himself in the face before delivering the elbow with the same arm.
>Derrick Lewis is boy material
Who would've thought. He wasn't this spicy in his memes even after his Roy Nelson fight.
I think I'm ready to jump off the Browne hate bandwagon, that dude suffered enough.
>>74314430
Also Ralek who put on one of the meme fights of the decade
>>74314049
no
>>74314448
>>74314462
Kron has competed in any IBJJF tournaments in years and is fighting cans in Japan.
>MUH CASUAL
Shut up faggot. Kron might be best of the current crop but this isn't 2010 anymore. His ADCC wins are impressive but outside of that, he never accomplished much of anything at the blackbelt level outside of a silver at the 2011 Mundials. Very good but there are much better competitors with better resumes than Kron does. Buchecha is one for example.
>>74314512
Kron is also competing in MMA
You got utterly BTFO bud. Sit down and hold this L
>>74314520
He's fighting cans in Japan. Good try though goof.
>>74314531
Just beat Kawajiri. Try again sweetie
>>74314503
IS HE A MEMBER OF YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY
>>74314443
redpill me on the gracies plz
whose the legit ones
there are so many fucks out there right now and I am always getting confused.Is the one Edgy beat on of the goods?
>>74314539
>Kawajiri
>not a 38 year old over the hill fighter
>>74314541
do not joking about this
interesting piece of khabib related news for you lads
he is now in possession of a piece of material that covered the kaaba (the box in mecca) for a year
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQm47uHA0Fw/?taken-by=khabib_nurmagomedov
>>74314557
Still decent. Gave a hell of a fight against Cub in August
>>74314554
Roger is probably the most accomplished but he hasn't competed much since starting a family and competing in MMA.
Kron is probably the most talented but between MMA and skating, hasn't really lived up to his potential since he got his black belt. His ADCC wins were impressive but outside of that, he's never really lived up to his father's legacy... not that he really could.
Clark is pretty good but competes in a rough weight class and is a good competition. Nothing to write home about.
I have only anecdotal evidence for this but Ralph Gracie was the most intense role I've ever been apart of. He's crazy af but insanely good.
>>74314574
nobody cares about some piece of cloth that mohammed fucked a goat on
>>74314561
oh my bad nigga I thought you'd like that one
>>74314579
I'll give you that, he's a decent win but any win over an aging Japanese fighter in Japan has me all skeptical hippo nomsayin
>>74314561
You actually a Muslim like you go to a mosque and stuff?
>>74314597
wow cool post thnx
I cant really tell them apart or remember them except from these dudes that do the breakdowns
>>74314624
who is this guy he looks like a retarded Tay Zonday holy shit I;m having deja vu right now
>>74314628
yes
i remember reading about some EDL guy cheering for khabib until he found out that he was a muslim in the UFC FN 105 gamethread, was that you
>>74314624
>Cruz is a shitty fighter
>Jason Knight is a shitty fighter
I can't keep up with /heem/s personalities.
You're now telling me both op and adan are Muslims?
Cool.
>>74314650
OP is spammer
>>74309767
>>74309729
redpill me on her
whats her story
>>74314657
no, you're thinking of dockfag
>>74314646
No, why would that be me.
I have no problems with Muslims I just didn't have you down as religious since you swear and stuff.
I didn't even know Muslims was allowed to watch MMA though.
>>74314667
i might have been willing to if you didnt use that word
>>74314646
He's obviously a fellow Muslim. Check the flag
It explains a lot.
He hates Cody because he has tattoos and gets lots of women, both which are considered haram.
>>74314597
Renzo is a legit badass and an amazing instructor and awesome students (Matt Serra, GSP, Chris Weidmen, etc) and him and Danaher are turning out some beasts in NYC. Check
Check out Legacy if you get a chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3HrHJ_dQl0
Rickson is obviously Rickson. There's alot man. There are basically two sides to the family, Carlos's lineage (Renzo, Ryan, Ralph, Carlos Gracie Jr, etc) and Helio's (Rickson, Royce, Royler, Kron, etc.), along with the Machados.
>>74314554
I don't follow straight jiu-jitsu but Royler was the first of the Gracies to get memed on by Sakuraba's leg kicks. I think he demanded special rules in the Bravo rematch as well.
Royce sucks is a complete asshole, and also set the table for himself to win in all kinds of different ways.
Rickson is a dickhead but he's probably the most accomplished in MMA despite being a can crusher.
Don't know much about Kron but he's looked good in Rizin against somewhat limited competition. He's still relatively young and I think he was trying to keep his last fight on the feet for a little bit to get some stand-up experience. Lots of potential.
>>74314672
just curious, since you were both bongs
islam isn't as restrictive as people seem to think
>>74314681
true, that was dumb of me
>>74314668
you weren't here earlier sperg, this OP is the other american that spams early threads with Adan. He even admitted he's been here for 2 years (same time CM punk got signed) it's a mess when you aren't around, get your shit together!
who's your favorite female fighter?
>>74314667
Alliance black belt and steroid pin cushion. Use to be fat and made my penis sad. Now ripped and just makes it confused.
>>74314699
Cruz probably
>>74314698
i have been getting my shit together, that's why I haven't been around as much, pham
i'm a student who has friends now
never thought i'd have to filter anything other than shawb but i guess sberg goes in with it
>>74314694
>I think he demanded special rules in the Bravo rematch as well
yeah I've read smth like this too.I dont remember exactly what but it was some crazy shit in his favor.Its weird how Edgy accepted all this and gave him the rematch
It's unfair that some people are so genetically blessed :(
>>74314684
this one is my least favourite desu
>>74314757
>>74314757
>>74314757
NEW THREAD
>>74314694
Royler was untouchable back in the 90s, which is what makes Eddie's win over him so impressive. Has turned out alot of solid blackbelts.
From what I know of Rickson, after his son Rockson died of an overdose, he basically yolo'd out for a number of years. Stopped doing Jiu Jitsu and basically spent his days back in Rio surfing. He's back to teaching nowadays.
I've had two instructors I've spent some time training under who have tons of Rickson stories, one of which got his black belt from him. Back in the day Rickson was untouchable and rolling with him was like rolling with water. Dave Camarillo has a good write up that use to be on OTM that describes what it was like to roll with someone as good as him.
>>74314761
this is still an early thread dude. you're just as bad as the other retards
>>74314794
shut up, this current thread was early and all you idiots went for it
>>74312855
>>74312868
i request that this be used from now on
>>74314801
>you idiots
i've never abandoned a thread before 500 posts and i wont start now
>>74314801
That's not very Muslim of you
Be nice
>>74314816
let it happen