/cric/

ellyse > holly

>>74285008
first for /cric/.

This is now a Ellyse theread.

Im from NSW. Redpill me on Geelong

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501 - Fox Sports 1
502 - Fox League
503 - Fox Sports 3
504 - Fox Footy
505 - Fox Sports 4
506 - Fox Sports 5

POO PEEland

>getting smeared all over by Tim Southee

Better take away Morris's shoe laces and belts tonight.

>>74285029
505 for based a-league desu

Why are the poopeelians so obsessed.

I'm slightly concerned

>>74285052
they should just dedicate a channel for each

501 - Fox Cric
502 - Fox League
503 - Fox Rugby
504 - Fox Footy
505 - Fox Wog
506 - Fox Extra

Laura McGoldrick could beat any Australian sporting personality (male or female) in a fist fight.

>starting with spin
What was the intended purpose of this?

>>74285074

Do you think Candice Warner or Laura Guptill has taken more penis?

>>74285089

>This amount of turn already

The absolute state of YOU

>>74285074
NZ insecurity knows no boundaries

*leg breaks*

Terroristman is looking genuinely terrified.

NZ at $3.50 is looking like free money lads.

Sick AF rainbow over Wellington RN

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>>74285008
>she will never get on Ellyse's level

How does it make you feel, Holly-fags?

I told you cunts Santa would be new glasses

Fuck just made some migorengs and they're way spicier than normal. Unhappy.

>>74285123
Alyssa Healy is an underrated hottie 2bh

>>74285124
Thanks daniel

>>74285131
lel, she is like half the ass Ellyse is.

>>74285064
Well it unofficially is already but they've got shit like motorsport and darts and golf and shit which inevitably overlaps so they need channels for all that. I guess they've still got le red button

based danny

>>74285150
I like Ellyse but she looks a bit fat in that pic, I think she eats the same food portions as Poomua, thats what happens when they get married. 19-23 y/o Ellyse was best.

>>74285131
you should be in india by now mitch

>>74285123
>ywn wake up next to ellyse only to find out her dad's come over for brekky and you end up become mates with heals

>Tahir going wicketless
>Santa looking threatening

WTF is going on there?

>>74285173
Disregard that i suck cocks, i meant the other one

when does the t20 start?

>>74285181
7:20pm aedt lad

poo peeland

>>74285185
don't know when that this

>>74285203
45 minutes from now you sped

>>74285171
I don't think that a girl who practises 2 high endurance sports on porfessional level can be fat.

>>74285203
45 minutes from now lad. Lern 2 timezones baka

*yawn*

Might head to the Engine room for a beer.

Laura's loose enough that she could probably take one of those stumps up the duff.

sounds like a gay bar lad

that man has no legs

>>74285209
I'm pretty sure she gave up Soccer for cricket in the last few years? She got fat after that. She should have stuck with soccer instead.

You dont need to be in shape to play cricket. Look at Shane Watsons twilight years.

>>74285207
>>74285210
okay, thanks

>Lern 2 timezones
no thanks

>Situated on Auckland's North Shore, The Engine Room allows us to share our passion for good, damn-honest food. Established in 2006, we are proud to share our favourites like Twice-Baked Goat's Cheese Soufflé, Steak Frites and Churros Con Chocolate.
kys devvo cunt

>>74285221
This desu
Based futbol>>>>>>>>>>>>cucket

>>74285209
>cricket
>high endurance sport

>>74285232
Is cucklands north shore anything like shidneys north shore?

>>74285232
Poor people should learn their place and bend the knee

>>74285232

t.Poor Cunt

>>74285250
This desu. Like how your mum bent both knees when she sucked my cock last night

Nah

>>74285267

Nice mum joke lad. BTFO'd me pretty hard.

De Kock's got no fucken idea

de C(an't play spin)ock

Can't wait for the Bay Oval to get lights in, then we don't have to hold matches in Hamilhole

Should've played 4 spinners lads

south island secession when?

da Cock™

>>74285291
I'd like to see you smelly rednecks try

should've played 11 spinners lads

Latham's banter is godawful.

>>74285303
better than ronchi

Latham is godawful.

shit umpiring so far

>>74285307

Better than ronchi

Kane needs to be more "aggressive"

New Zealand, second best one day side in the world:

>half a world class bowling attack
>half wildly unpredictable literally whos that have secured an international career on the back of bowling out school teachers and tradies in domestic cricket
>half a world class batting lineup
>half wildly inconsistent literally whos that have secured an international career on the back of one good innings 2 years ago

>>74285319
fuck off copycat CUNT

>>74285332

Better than ronchi

New Zealand will finish this series as the #1 ranked side in both ODI and T20i.

>>74285345
that is a strange thing to say as they trundle their way to an inevitable loss

>>74285321
Kane is a beta. We're talking Saxon/Daniel-level beta. Bring back B-mac.

>>74285342
fuck off Ronchi you revolting cunt stop taking the piss

Let's see what Grandfather (Grandhomme I mean; I love sledging bit-and-pieces cricketers of all teams) is made up of on this pitch.

>You now realise Kane never makes eye contact when Laura interviews him

>>74285359
Beta.

>>74285359
because he fucked guptill when she was out

>>74285359
Don't act like you'd be any different.

>>74285355

Daniel

>>74285366
My eyes would bore deep into her soul/vag with pure lust.

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>>74285366
I'd tip my hat to her and kiss her on the cheek, asserting myself as an alpha while respecting her status as a taken lady

I could wicket anyone in this thread

Kane always goes through his overs so damn quick.

*blocks every ball*
heh try again kid

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WASP in the 90s

STOP BEING SHIT AT CRICKET

*bowls behind you*
heh nothing personnel kid

>>74285359
who?

It's muggy

Reminder that the Winning and Score Predictor (WASP) is a NZ innovation and cements the fact that we are much smarter than poms, Ausfailians and dirty curries.

Can't wait for the meme20 between two REAL cricketing nations to start

>>74285402

It is actually pretty good

>>74285402
Reminder it was invented by a University of Canterbury professor

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GOO JOB LADS
THIS IS THE 1 LADS
CMON LADS, LADS

>>74285410

DOWN

Sounded like he said "Yeah go New Zealand!"

BASED bane

>>74285409
Scott Brooker was a PhD student.
Reminder that he promptly moved to Auckland upon graduating.

Floodgates

>>74285425
Scott Brooker is a British puppeteer, puppet maker, puppet designer.

B A N E
A
N
E
fuck off Muhammed

falling asleep with my cat sleeping beside me, wish me a good night lads

Will suck every Dick in this thread if we win

>>74285430

*tucks you in*

>>74285430
hope you die in your sleep and your cat gnaws at your corpse.

Based double bounce

>>74285431
*unzips de Cock*

>never seen before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfW-Mus5b8c

How pleb is Ian Smith?

I literally despise seeing an oven dodger on my cricket team

When's Grand Designs™ gonna bowl?

turning like a motherfucker lads

Holy shit the exposure of channel 9's cameras is disgusting. Everything is washed out in the afternoon sun, how pathetic

>>74285444
Already has.

Try to keep up you kumara

>tfw you'll never chuck a double bouncer just to have a laugh with the boys at an international level as the best batsman in the world

I could have been Kane.

>>74285442
saxshit

>>74285450
yeah the cameras in the 1950's were so better

>>74285454
Too obvious to be saxshit you literal fresh cunt

How long has milne been injured for lol

>>74285451
I was making dinner, dickhead

Slept for the last four hours while listening to The Dismemberment Plan's discography even though their first album is shit ama

why would poopeeland make a turning track?

>>74285461
Not an argument

>>74285456
DID ANYONE EVEN COMPARE IT TO THE 1950s YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>74285433
thanks bby

>>74285436
I laughed

good night, poopelia's island canada

>>74285221
Fatshit was still fucking ripped

>>74285464
seddon is a meme ground

>>74285221
>I'm pretty sure she gave up Soccer for cricket in the last few years
she still plays W-League

the national soccer coach just refuses to pick her for reasons

>>74285464

Hamilton usually spins a wee bit, but this is more than normal
Helped by the pitch being under covers for days and rain etc

Also, poo

>be ausfailian
>enter thread
>see BSKs enjoying the game with the lads
>fly into a shitposting rage

>>74285240
you mean the objectively best part of the country?

>>74285469
where can I watch the match?

>>74285468
The only thing Watshit ripped was the top off a bag of chips

>>74285458
Yeah "execute all Muslims" was pretty subtle

>>74285475
sky sport 1 mate

>>74285464
Very wet and humid conditions

>>74285473
>this obsession

>>74285476
I whipped your mum's lingerie off last night and she loved it cunt

Gonna fap to Mia malkova pretty soon if we don't get more wickets lol

>>74285476
Really trying too hard, even by your standards

>>74285430
sweet dreams kitty cat

>>74285477
Wtf I love Saxon now

>>74285483
Elite choice

Quite gutted I missed the double bounce

>>74285481
>>74285484
Austriggeredlia

>bill lawry
>commentating meme20
for what purpose

>>74285478
don't have TV mate.
>>74285479
>>74285472
hmmmmm

>>74285493
oh shit really, turning it on right now

hello lads

>>74285496

Hello cannyde

BEEN SPENDING MOST MA LIFE LIVING IN A GANGSTERS PARADISE

>BBL combined XI
>being soundly beaten by Shit Lanka
can we stop pretending that joke of a competition is worth watching?

>Finch
>getting out of a bouncer by a "pacer" blowing 125kmph
fucking wew lad

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its going to be a long tour lads

Sodhi seems to be pretty shit out on the boundary. Move about as quick as Richardson.

I smell poo

>>74285494
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/new-zealand-vs-south-africa-live-streaming

>>74285510
Ebin

>>74285507
don't worry, marsh's runs are also going to translate into the tests and save us

Boult's shitty bowling will lose this game.
REEE etc.

GOLLABSE

Faf has one of the manliest looking chests I've seen. Very sexy man.

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>>74285507
>the literat state of Australian bowling
my fucking sides

lovely

Just woke up
>Geelong
?

Could do with a hattrick here

Is Melbourne/Geelong Sri Lanka town???

>>74285516
>its babbys first time watching S Marsh play
if the selectors had a brain, theyd drop him right now

S Marsh is mentally incapable of backing up a good performance. His entire career he has gone something to the effect of 162, 0, 1, 0, 0, 10, 3 ,0

They should have waited until the first Test to play him. If they do play him this series, he wont score above 30. Cap this post

>>74285520
Based statsy, how's the bf lad?

Mennie>Sayers>Poockson Pood

>>74285520

Also one of the dumbest names

>>74285511
thanks my fellow dark man

free mulk for kuds

>>74285529
Just because I can appreciate the male figure doesn't mean I'm a little gay like statscunt.

>>74285534

stonguh bunes end teeth

Based

>>74285528
He had one shocker of a series but he's scored runs every single time he's played since the Ashes and has a good record in the subcontinent

That fucking nose on Bill Lawry Jesus Christ

>>74285532
Might record it
Unironically love Midsomer Murders

Kek, Geelong isnt getting a BBL team after this abysmal turnout

Canberra would be sold out.

Need to give Gold Coast a go now. If they fail, unironically Boo Beeland

>>74285550
>Suicideland
>crowds

Canberra is a good shout as is WA for financial reasons. Poo Peeland will never get it no matter how many proxies you use Daniel

>>74285550
McDonalds Super Smash is objectively better.

This is exemplified by the fact NZ is #1 is T20.

*dabs*

Ham and pineapple + garlic is a based pizza desu

*gets a wicket*

Those new scorecards are really nice lads in the SA NZ match

Boult's bowling looser than shitspouter's mum.

>>74285566
>fruit on pizza
no

>>74285566
*throws up*

Why play at a ground that is half way through renovation?

>Brit ads
>shopkeeper is paki
GUTSY BRAIN GARYY

>>74285573
>>74285574
Wait till you try it lads

>>74285568
NZ leading the way as usual.

>>74285533
>dark
Thats not very PC breh, we prefer "African-African"

>>74285550
>wanting a 3rd team in melbourne
geelong was always a terrible idea

>>74285584
I meant the design danny

I guess you say Ben dunk hit a "slam dunk" with that over

>>74285578
>brit ads
>shopkeeper is an average briton
ftfy

>>74285587
We may not be good at sports but we are good at making them look good

COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E

>>74285586
Literally pushed because Sutherland is a Geelong Cats fan

>>74285587
So did I Pajeet.

>>74285590

Quite liked the feel of crime and punishment

Reading about poor Russians is quite cosy

>>74285560
WA is never getting another team no matter how high your states' unemployment rate rises, gateNEET

>>74285590
This sounds like s straffo tweet.

Kys straffo

FLOODGATES

Mark my words. New Zealand WILL clean sweep this ODI series and be the #1 ranked side in the world.

>>74285604
Stop jinxing it daniel

GOLLABSE:D:D

>>74285598
>ywn walk around st. petersburg in the winter contemplating how meaningless life is

Soot Efrica Ltd

SOUTHGOD

Jesus Timmy's slower ball gives me an erection

GOATTHEE

>>74285604
There's a Neil Broom gag in here somewhere.

>>74285611

>in a big winter fur coat speckled with snow
>wishing you could go home to Sonya to eat warm soup

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>74285604

Elite post

Bill Lawry must be the oldest T20 commentator ex player ever

I want Tim Southee inside me.

im popping the question

>>74285623
>>>/reddit/

Happening?

nice music lads

SOUTHEE
SOUTHEE
SOUTHEE
SOUTHEE
SOUTHEE
SOUTHEE

>>74285625
WE'RE TRYING TO ENJOY THE GAME SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

>>74285626

t.Laura McGoldrick

>>74285598
Really great writer Tbh
Notes From the Underground is my favourite

>>74285636

Hot

>>74285630
no you go

SOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTHHHHHHHIIIIIIEEEEEE

>>74285635
>>>/lebbit/

Predicting them to fall several runs short, rather than being bowled out.

>>74285640
You can stay if you're watching Black Caps demolish the saffas

Laura McGoldrick is overrated and I'm glad Cucktill got dropped

Gotta get De villers

Remember when Sodhi couldn't get a game for ND but destroyed the BBL champions?

KEK

hockey

>>74285651
Why would he play for the Netherlands?

>>74285649

Imagine her fingering herself, lying on her back, with her soft milky white breasts jiggling slightly as she pushes her fingers deep into her clunge

>>74285648
watching that

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>>74285650

Is 34/34 the most elite cricket format?

>32%
based wasp

>>74285662
It's the Brisbane Global Tens of the Cricket world.

>>74285650
De Shittiers has PTSD after their capitulation at the World Cup. He won't do anything

>>74285649
Guptill's injured and no one rates her except a couple of virgins on /cric/

>>74285662

It is actually better than 20/20 lol

>>74285662
it's pretty challenging, you don't know what the par score is or when to hit and when to go slow.

75 of 60 is easily doable

Was a shit game, now is a good game.

Zealandia is the best continent in the werld

>>74285675
Cheers I was wondering

I enjoy watching fast bowlers get absolutely bamboozled by a slower delivery.

Morris is an ugly looking old cunt.

Is Southee a world class spinner?

>>74285683

Hey

>>74285679
You're not wrong there my man

Grandhomme looks like a turk.

>>74285700

POO
O
O

just got a reply from you

>>74285700
poo

>>74285700
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

Are Saffas, dare I say it, literally retarded?

Australian homes are full of cockroaches

GOT HIM FUCK OFF

>>74285700

poop

The commentators were literally saying that was going to happen. Was Morris not listening or is he just deaf? Dumbass.

WOOOOOAHHHH

YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Is Sri Lanka related to Pakistan?

>>74285707
>>74285711
>>74285713
nice banter lads, really amusing

>>74285725
Just good friends I think

>>74285707
>>74285711
>>74285720
Comedic innovation.
Good stuff lads.

>>74285726
>>74285729

Lmao double poo plop

This phehlukwayo looks like that black guy from house MD

>>74285726
>>74285729
samecunt

>>74285726
>>74285727
POO

>is x related to y
>I just <mundane activity>
>what's for <meal> lads
The buttery turd of Ausfailian posting.

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>>74285734
>>74285735
right lads

The BBL XI is getting exposed

Abhi: "This dropped catches is not going to help Lankans.

Threads getting a bit detailed by poo 2bh. Let's get back to business:
Why is NZ so fucking elite at short format cricket and why is Zealandia such a hot continent right now?

>>74285752
That's what happens when there are no BSKs to literally carry every team on their muscular shoulders.

>>74285753

Oh look

>>74285754
Zealandia deserves a ring on the olympic logo

>>74285756
Good post.

watling would have caught that

>>74285754
I wouldnt talk big until the mercenary nigger is out

>there is a very large Jew on the outfield

What did she mean by this?

who's this hotty

There's our Laura

>>74285766
>mercenary
this actually triggers me and it is so obvious you have never worked a day in your miserable life

>>74285766
Chappell-Hadlee 2-zip
shhh

>>74285778
How's holidaying in Australia Mrs Devilliers?

SA win if we don't get deviled eggs

>bowler yells 'catch' every ball
gets on my autism lads

AB being exposed by a part-timer librarian.

>>74285779
>NZ golden era biggest achievement is a literally who series win against Australia A
Get the chip of your shoulder lad

>>74285431
>>74285431
>>74285431
lads

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>>74285781

>>74285787
All most as bad as the Bangladesh keeper appealing every ball
*squuuaaaaawk*

>>74285785
Elite

>>74285790
>still upset
There there.

>>74285797
I'll be upset when AusGODia lose the trans tasman, oh wait that will NEVER happen

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>>74285791

:^)

A golf ball sized cicada just flew through my window lads

>>74285792
why doesn't he have a Facebook list others in Fab4? does he have social anxiety? Does he have autism?

>>74285799
Saved to my mildly upset Ausfailian banter folder lads.

>>74285802

I just had to fight away a big cricket that got into my room somehow

What is that Wasp percentage?

Feels good being the best side in the Southern Hemisphere

>>74285802
Fuck it.

SA should win from this point.

Dubs and I switch games

>>74285814
The struggle. Imagine being an Aussie, you would almost have to be unironically afraid that whatever came through your window could literally kill you.
>>74285818
Nah my cat is hunting it. She will protect me

>>74285823
We get ABDV, we win.

>>74285825

*dad climbs through the window*

>>74285828
Laughed out loud

>>74285828
kek

>fuckner

Why the fuck is Faulkner batting before Paine? I

>>74285832
he hit it m8

>>74285831
>>74285829
>>74285828
Literally the worst """joke""" I have ever seen on this poomunity

Why do kiwis insist on posting this drivel?

Faulkner hit it what a loser

Wasted review

This monster turn

>>74285837
Literal and unironic asbergers

>>74285837

Someone is scared of poppop

>>74285837
HIT a bit close to HOME did it la?

*reverse sweeps*

PP have won this now

>>74285851
>>74285853
More quality humour

He's been saying "get a couple in a hurry" after every single ball for the last couple of hours. Is Latham autistic?

Don't even care about this sport

>>74285858
they got four in a hurry.

Ish saudi

I believe in ABD

>>74285860
>winning and saying this post near an Aussie
>something something arrogant
>losing and saying this post near an Aussie
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAMAGE CONTROL YOUR SEETHING

we've given ourselves just enough of a chance that i'm actually gonna be pissed when we lose now...

It's past my bedtime

Ausfailian posting is like a retarded kid walking into a room and being startled and upset by other people enjoying themselves, so it screeches until it receives everyone's attention, thus ruining the good time for all involved.

Six woah

>>74285868

DONT

14 from 7 faaaaaak

>wide yorkers
Hmmmmmmmmmm

>"we have them under pressure, i'll bowl a slow half volley to give them a free 6 runs"

Fucking dreadful throw from that fielder.

12 off 6 we've lost

Who the fuck threw that in? Jesus it was awful.

The mercenary has dropped the ball big time

Tim Southee will not disappoint us.

He WILL find a way to fuck this up

FUUUUUUCK