/nba/ - Future Dynasty Edition

https://streamable.com/ejyq0

You thought Kobe and Sons was a meme

Wrong.

who is gonna win the talent comp??

>rapping requires skill

>>74277478
To anyone listening, Mudiay is still good and has more potential than Jokic and Murray combined and your team should definitely trade away your all-star to Denver for him.

Shump and Metta World Peace rapping

Shump legit looks and sounds like Desiigner.

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>Mudiay is still good and has more potential than Jokic and Murray combined

iman shumpert is a fuckin cornball

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shump about to spit some fire

Iman is getting roasted for the rest of the season for this

lmao is this 2009 nigga is trying so hard to sound like cudi

>>74277489
Bookie

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LUE WILLIAMS IS FUCKING LEGIT

lou williams shits on cornball punk bitch shump

both of these rappers suck

>>74277496
This guy is literally cucked by warriors dick

>>74277550
lel

>I really love the earth

fucking metta

does anyone remember those MWP website chats we used to participate in years ago?

Ron Artest has kids. Fucking hell.

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7:30

50 SHOTS NIGGA

AN ODE TO KOBE

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Also why isn't /nba/ talking about this?

BTC is literally out here

metta world peace about to drop some heat on the pistons

>actually watching all star weekend

lol I remember being 12

7:30
50 SHOTS

>>74277598

>BTC is real

>Kobe's sons is real

>THE EARTH IS FLAT

We live in the greatest timeline.

>devin booker is going to win this doing fucking ping pong drills

Bosh played? Wew

devin booker is such a cornball brother

Oladipo will drop bars

>>74277639
Guitar

>/nba/ isn't ready for oladipo's singing talent

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>>74277643
Oladipo is probably going to sing again or juggle.

That's all he has. He's so gimmicky.

>>74277583
shit was great the first few days

>>74277652
>That's all he has

Other than, you know, being a pro basketball player.

wtf are you guys tlakin about

has the nba really fallen off this hard? they got a singing contest now? lmfao

>>74277652
he's like a circus animal

>The 76ers pulled Jahlil Okafor from their lineup last week because a deal with Portland was close to happening, according ton NBA.com's David Aldridge.

>The 76ers pulled Jahlil Okafor from their lineup last week because a deal with Portland was close to happening, according ton NBA.com's David Aldridge.

>The 76ers pulled Jahlil Okafor from their lineup last week because a deal with Portland was close to happening, according ton NBA.com's David Aldridge.

>mfw Portland wanted Okafor but got Nurkic instead

>>74277699
Portland really was bout to go for that all no defense lineup

I want jimmy butler singing taytay

>>74277699
>The Blazers, however, decided instead to do a trade w/Denver for Jusuf Nurkic & a 2017 first-round pick, giving Portland three 2017 firsts.

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>>74277699
>The Blazers lost interest in this deal because they went with Denver's offer for Jusuf Nurkic and a first-round pick for Mason Plumlee. The Blazers were reportedly interested in Okafor before this, but it's interesting to hear that may have been the main reason why Okafor was out of the lineup. The second-year big man may be the most likely to be traded before Thursday.

>when Nurkic is better than Jah

>>74277699
Good for them. Nurkic is a better fit than Okafor. Okafor should go somewhere that uses a post scorer. And even then, he'll probably only play 20-25 minutes.

>>74277673
Garbage segment.
Pre recorded segments. 8 skills showcased. Three fucking rappers. Ping pong was the most impressive.

Oladipo is good, but that shit gay LOL

Metta World Peace BTFO

>>74277744
>not being part of the Space Jam generation

>no liking R Kelly

Fuck off little bitch. I'll fucking kill you nut muncher.

Anyone got a stream for this shit?

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What are the odds the Dunk Contest is a bust?

>>74277760
maybe

>>74277756
I never said I hated the song. What the fuck you talkin about?

>>74277744
>unironically not loving I Believe I Can Fly

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>>74277772
please mate, link it

>>74277777
http://yoursportsinhd.com/tnt/

>>74277777
deutschland get

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>andersons got tickets AGAIN

>>74277776
I believe I can fly is shit, fuck my elementary school for making me sing it in 1st grade

>>74277787
thanks freund

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>>74277777

nice hans

>>74277765
100%

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>>74277789
>>74277805

>Kawhi Leonard doesn’t believe the Spurs should make a trade before Thursday’s NBA trade deadline.
>"I think we’re doing good right now," Leonard said on Friday. "It’s all about team chemistry. You’ve always got to figure out the best way for you and your team, but I think we’re doing a good job right now."

>Joel Embiid said he wants the Sixers to keep Jahlil Okafor, as opposed to trading him at the deadline.
>"We got a lot of talent, and I feel we can use everybody if we want to get to where we want to," said Embiid. "We have a lot of talent. Anytime you have that type of talent, you got to find ways to make it work." The Sixers have seemingly been on the brink of an Okafor deal for a week now, but Okafor is still a member of the 76ers. With five days remaining before the Feb. 23 deadline, plenty more rumors involving Okafor will inevitably surface.

>Suns GM Ryan McDonough said on Friday that Eric Bledsoe is unlikely to be traded.
>"We never say 'never,' but I think he's one of the least likely guys on the roster to get traded,'' said General Manager Ryan McDonough. The Suns are looking to build around Bledsoe, who is averaging career-highs in scoring (21.6 per game) and assists (6.2), while also posting a career-best PER of 21.5. Bledsoe is one of just four players averaging at least 21 points, six assists and five boards this season. The other three are LeBron James, Russell Westbrook and James Harden.

>According to an ESPN report, Jimmy Butler would "loathe to leave" Chicago.
>The article states that "a source close to Butler said the swingman doesn't want [a trade]," that he is "grounded in Chicago" and doesn't want to leave "with unfinished business." It's hard to envision a scenario in which the Bulls would benefit by trading Butler. He's in the heart of his prime at 27, getting better every season, and is locked into a very cap-friendly contract through 2019.

>>74277765

imagine if kobe was your dad how based that would be.

fuck imagine if you were one of his sperms just chilling in his ballsack man I would never want to leave but he'd probably squirt me out and turn me into a man

>westbrook
>literacy, reading, education

>kyrie
>some sjw equal rights charity

really makes me think

the fuck is this? mountain dew 3v3?

>>74277830
I don't get people dickriding the trade Bledsoe thing. Him and Booker are going to be one of the best backcourts in a few years

>>74277830

I wonder how much of Jah's shitty defense is effort and how much is him actually being a bad defender

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>According to a report from Ric Bucher of Bleacher Report, earlier this season the Kings offered DeMarcus Cousins to Orlando for Nikola Vucevic and either Evan Fournier or draft picks, but the Magic declined.

>According to a report from Ric Bucher of Bleacher Report, earlier this season the Kings offered DeMarcus Cousins to Orlando for Nikola Vucevic and either Evan Fournier or draft picks, but the Magic declined.

>According to a report from Ric Bucher of Bleacher Report, earlier this season the Kings offered DeMarcus Cousins to Orlando for Nikola Vucevic and either Evan Fournier or draft picks, but the Magic declined.

>>74277799
wtf, how'd they get tickets?

https://twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/833009247323615232

>>74277874
Ric Bucher is a clickbaiting faggot who's still bitter about getting kicked off the Warriors sideline reporting crew.

GOOD PASS BOY I GOTCHU

Based Russ

Team Kyrie or Russ?

When are they gonna sub in?

>cross someone up
>airball
sad

>>74277920
They aren't playing.

They're the GMs.

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>>74277890
i like dis

>>74277871
60/40 him just being bad at defense. If you saw his Duke games, he would sit in the paint and let guys like Justise Winslow do all the work to prevent penetration. And he wasn't anything special as shot blocker. Just average.

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>>74277846
>needing to read books or go to school when it's all Jewish lies

LMAO

Who's the most millennial team?

>>74277988
yeah man why even go to school.

everyone should just drop out and get their GED at 16.

DONT DO THEY

DO YOU

BASED WESTBROOK

>Russ: I can't dribble
>Kyrie: It's like that thing you did against the Blazers

Total bros.

https://streamable.com/do9pr

imagine David Stern's NBA OKing this lmao

Adam Silver is a progressive faggot but at least he lets people be who they are and isn't afraid of hip-hop culture, i can respect that

>Bookie's there

this must be so cringy to watch as an nba player

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>shouting "AND ONE" every time someone goes up for the shot

>this stupid game

why is this a thing? i'd rather just watch the TNT crew banter for 30 minutes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

J WILL YOU FUCKING CHOKER

TEAM RUSS SHOULD'VE WON

Is Mardi Gras worth going to?

>>74278161
>passing up the 3 to some scrub instead of taking it

deserved to lose Tbh

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DUDE FREE THROW LINE

>>74278168

yes if you are visiting the US, you should definitely experience it

>>74278187

press F to pay respects

>>74278039
I wish I had done that. I could have gotten a head start on college.

Real nigga path:
1. Graduate early/GED if necessary
2. Go to community college
3. Transfer to university
You should get your BS before you are even 21.

>Win a chance to try out for the D leauge

But I thought anyone could do this for 100 dollars?

>>74278187
Aaron Gordon got robbed.

Lavine did the exact same dunk Gordan did except without the rotating mascot on a hoverboard. He should have got a 45 at best.

Is Reggie Miller the corniest dude on the planet?

>>74278202
it might be a private workout

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>>74278200

>graduate at 18
>fuck around for a year or two instead of going to school
>spend 5 years pursing a "career" as a musician at a mega church
>wake up one day, church closes down because pastor diddled some 12 year old
>find out many of the young boys and girls I had taught music were also abused
>spend the past year sitting here contemplating where everything went wrong

Is 27 too old to go to college?

>>74278264
jahahahahaha obesity is a failure

>>74278264
no age is too old

it's only going to suck if you go to a 4-year university and you see 18 year old girls on campus

>>74278264
education is not like sports, it's never too late. i hate the "am i too old for school" meme. Just don't go back if you're not serious.

Why do people universally rate Magic Johnson higher than Larry Bird?

Bird is a better shooter, defender, rebounder, scorer and almost if not just as good a passer as Magic. So why do people rate Magic higher?

>>74278273

i'm kinda of spooky actually 6'1 165, down from 180 or so last summer...trying to become /fit/ and just started bulking

>>74278293
>>74278294

thanks mates

>>74278264
Not at all, most of my program was like 25-30. Probably won't be quite like that in your case, but it's normal enough and the age/cultural gap won't be that big.

Just don't fuck up and put yourself in debt. There's
plenty of cheap options for education out there.

>>74278307
>Muh rangz

>Warriors forward Draymond Green and Cavaliers guard Kyrie Irving have something in common besides their championship rings and Nike endorsements.

>“Ky got me thinking about that, though,” Green said on his Dray Day podcast for Uninterrupted, co-hosted by yours truly. “I’m rocking with Ky. … How do we stand on the earth if it’s round?”

>>74278307
- injuries
- rings
- teammates
- freakish records

>>74277866
they're not going to be good any time soon and he's probably tired of losing

Here are some positions Kyrie took during his appearance on Richard Jefferson and Channing Frye's Road Trippin' podcast.

The moon landing was fake. Says the boot prints on the moon don't match Neil Armstrong's boots in "the museum."

There are extraterrestrial beings in the universe.

Dinosaurs did not exist.

The earth is flat.

The education system is designed to lie to us.

NASA is lying about the rover missions to Mars and that all of the data about space they provide for us is doctored to feed us a narrative.

The people who make alien movies are not designing their aliens out of thin air. He thinks they are basing it on something they have seen.
Believes he is on a journey to become a complete human being who has complete freedom of thought.

The JFK assassination had something to do with him signing an order to take out the global bank cartel.

Bob Marley and MLK were "taken out" for preaching togetherness.

"They" are creating separation in race and class to control power in the world.

Believes he has a far bigger purpose and cause to his life than basketball.

Listens to audiobooks while taking naps.

Believes the way we travel the world proves the globe is not round.

>>74278307
Magic won a ship his rookie year.

game 6 of the finals Kareem was out, so Magic took over the center position as a fucking rookie and dropped 42 points and won finals MVP.

>>74278307
Their talent level and statlines were similarly good, and for the most part they have the same/equivalent accolades. Only difference is Magic won two more rings and a Finals MVP. Bird's teams also lost in a ton of playoff upsets.

>>74278264

As soon as you hit 24 it's too late to start college. Might as well buy some cocaine or heroin and watch He Got Game while you're high as fucc.

>>74278319

Thanks for the advice, yeah i want to pursue something in engineering or maybe architecture

>>74278401
Engineering's really hard. You're going to have to attend a credible 4-year university for any employer to take you seriously and engineering takes 5-6 years to finish undergrad. You'll be heavily deep into debt and you'll be in your 30s when you finish.

Also I'm not sure how employers feel about giving internships and co-ops to 30 year olds over 20-21 year olds.

>>74278401
>>74278418

to add on further, architecture at most universities is minimum 5 years

>>74278401
Just keep in mind that those are the sorts of degrees you really need to devote yourself to from day 1. It's extremely easy to fall behind and extremely difficult to catch back up if you do. Don't let it stop you if you're passionate about those areas, but there's easier ways if you're just looking for a high income job or something.

>>74278442
spending 5 years trying to get an engineering degree, you're better off spending a year or two learning how to program and getting certified in a language. This might be a better route given he's almost 30 years old.

at most schools you have to pass certain classes and maintain a certain GPA to get accepted into their engineering departments anyways. It's a lot of stress.

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>>74277478
YOUNG. NIGGA. POPPIN. WITH A. POCKET. FULL OF. COTTAGE.

harden will win all-star mvp

>Most players who retire end up trying to get into coaching
>Some end up being reporters for their local NBA teams
>Some go into debt
>KG gets his own show on TNT starting next Monday night

>>74278474
Programming's definitely the best route if you have the mentality for it. I know a fair number of people who self-taught for 1-2 years and by the end of it were earning six figures with the option to work from home.

>>74278497
Sheeeiiit

>>74278494
Tbh I like the Area 21 interviews and the bball knowledge being shared.

>>74278516
I dont know man, feel like he tries too hard.

>>74278513
nigga those are special cases calm down

more than likely you're going to start off at 50k/year depending on where you live if you get a decent job

the only way i can see someone get 6 figures starting is if they live in california or new york. Or they showed the aptitude to be able to pick up languages fast during the interview.

The Hall of Fame letting everyone in these days. Chris Webber? Really?

>see attractive blonde lady talking about sager
>think it's his daughter
>it's actually his wife
>she looks like she's 20 years younger than him
>google her
>former bulls dancer

wew craig wew

https://twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/110183885689720832

wtf i love KD now

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I GUARANTEE IT

THE UNSHOOKENING IS HAPPENING TONIGHT AND /NBA/ WILL BE BTFO

>>74278591
Lmao, fuck off. He deserves it along with T Mac

>>74278669
Fuck off Durcuck. The earth is flat.

>>74278687
My boy Hayward bout to take this home

>>74278591
Fuck outta here nigel. Don't ever come back here with that stupid shit.

>0 woj bombs
fuck this new CBA

If John Wall loses to a white boi will he forever be shook?

>>74278591
Career average of 20/10/4, 5x All-Star, ROTY, All-NBA

Plus his elite college career**************

>>74278591
career 20/10/4

leader of the fab five

if c-webb never happened, everyone would still be wearing tiny ass shorts.

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>black Canadian

Wew lad

>>74278264
No, of course not. Don't pass on a chance to permanently and significantly improve yourself and your future.

>>74278537
Should have specified, the people I know that started around there were indeed in New York. My cousin did the same thing out in the country and started at $50k, but he'd only put in a few months learning Google Analytics and some basic C++. Pay went up very quickly regardless. The beauty of IT is, if you put yourself in a position where you can work from home, you can stilll earn that NY/Cali pay without actually living in those regions.

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>i dont rate chris webber

based Jason Kapono

>>74278776
>Kyle Korver is still in the NBA while Kapono went MIA a few years ago

>>74278771
Just imagine C-Webb in today's game, he'd have a way better career now than he did then.

>>74278749
Those are average numbers

>>74278853
replace draymond green with c-webb on the memers

he averages a triple double easy

>>74278868
Draymond is better than C-Webb though

>>74278857
No, Nigel.

>>74278878
not on offense

>>74278878
Wrong

>>74278868
Hes essentially a scoring-minded Draymond.

>>74278878
Debatable. C-Webb was great on 3 different teams and was solid in his Philly years. Put Draymond away from the greatest shooting backcourt of all time and we'll see how good he really is

When I think Hall of Fame, I think of the best of the best. I know in practice that's not how it is, but it should be. Chris Webber is not the best of the best. He was a great player, he wasn't transcendent or a once in a generation talent.

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>The Hall of Fame letting everyone in these days. Chris Webber? Really?

>Those are average numbers

>Draymond is better than C-Webb though

>When I think Hall of Fame, I think of the best of the best. I know in practice that's not how it is, but it should be. Chris Webber is not the best of the best. He was a great player, he wasn't transcendent or a once in a generation talent.

>>74278903

he was. He's not Lebron/Kobe tier, but let's put it this way, every team would love to draft a chris webber. If your team were in the lottery and you knew there was a guy who would have a career like chris webber's you would draft him first every time.

Let's see how casual /nba/ is...

C-Webb or Dirk?

>>74278903
C-Webb was playing during the GOAT period of PFs; Dirk, KG, Duncan, Malone. He fared pretty well against all of them

Charles has blessed Uncle P.

>>74278946
Dirk and it's not even fucking close

>>74278946
>

>>74278946
>goat yuro vs choker

hmm very hard to choose

>>74278946
dirk

>>74278960
Wow, so if you had to build a team around one of them you'd pick Dirk? Lmao

>>74278946
webber

>>74278975
Yeah

>>74278975
30 out of 30 GMs would do the same

>>74278975
of course.

>wnba

who watches this shit

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idk why kyrie is missing lol

>>74279001
it took him longer to make it because of the flat earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QPB9NBUG2g

>>74279001
they're really pushing him away for those flat-earth comments huh? i wonder why....

Chris Webber only played over 70 games in six out of his 15 seasons

>>74279016
this shook him so hard that he left Jalen Rose high and dry to go to the NBA instead of trying to go for a three-peat for the championship game

I want to punch dirk in the face

>>74278984
>>74278989
>>74278993
Lmao I knew y'all were casuals. Y'all are foreigners so it's okay.

>>74278776
Money rack was a mistake

men I wish I can mute nba reporters whenever they make an anti-trump post

Cwebb should be in the HoF, his big man passing skills inspired a generation.

Draymond Green came out as a flat earther too. Who else is going to come out as a retard?

>>74279046
Quit being a pussy. Sticks and stones.

Webber was good if you like your big man shooting less than 50%. He was like the Boogie of his time.

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I'm cringing get the fuck off of /sp/, Jalen.

>>74279024
He's also been to the national championship game twice in his two years of college

This is the basketball hall of fame, not NBA. Otherwise David Thompson wouldn't even be in it.

>>74279081
This

It's also the reason why the Spurs big 3 are all getting into the hall of fame

>>74279081
And his timeout cost the team the championship.

https://twitter.com/BallerVisions/status/832819618683039745

I can't even lie this play is fucking nuts

I love BBC sports

>>74279046

Annoying af, I agree. I get the NBA is predominantly black Democrats, but do announcers and reporters really have to been taking shots and making hit pieces? The Starters producer Matty went on a rant on NBA TV because people called in complaining about them getting too political on the show. So he goes all air and tells everyone to go fuck themselves, it's his show,he's going to do what he likes.

Sucks because i generally like Tas/Trey but I unsubscribed to NBA tv and their podcasts because of it

>>74279092
Still impressive to get to the final game of a single elimination tournament both times of his career.

Also Fab Five (along with Iverson) instilled a cultural influence into basketball.

>>74279097
God damn. Could you imagine how many bitches are willing to hop on his dick with no hesitation?

>>74278381
Based uncle drew

>>74279112
Ernie Johnson is a registered Republican.

He wrote in John Kasich if that rustles your jimmies

>>74279112
There's a lot of it. Honestly though, I think Inside the NBA actually had the most mature, rational reaction to his initial win of any media outlet.

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soon. how many titles do they win?? 11teen hundred? a milliion?

Is the all star game even real? Or even on this planet? Where is the proof it's actually on Earth? All I know it could be in another galaxy. It's not like I'm at it.

Take your circlejerk back to /pol/. The allstar skills challenge is starting soon.

>>74279112
I quit watching as well, don't really miss it now desu

Kristen Ledlow is so beautiful

>Kristen Ledlow showing cleavage and wearing a choker

my dick

klay thompson is painfully hideous

>>74279132

I voted blue so I was pretty pissed post election but what can you do? I got over it, I complained for a while but I did eventually move on. It's rough, I just wish the NBA was more...careful about pissing off half its fanbase

>>74279143

Agreed, which surprised me especially shaw

>>74279185
>>74279189

Sorry boys shes claimed already

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>>74279166
who gives a fuck lmao, do you watch the pro bowl too?

>>74279190
He looks like squidward's house

>>74279190
everyone on meme state is hideous

has kristen ledlow been blacked?

did i miss the dunk contest?

>>74279203
>I voted blue

you've triggered the /pol/s gj

>>74279216
Every skinny attractive blonde on mainstream media has been blacked senpai

>>74279217
First real event is about to start, dunk contest is going to be the third and final.

>>74279217
yes, grob won

>>74279153
you bring up an interesting point i think the all star show is just cgi

is there gonna be an all star contests thread or is this it

>>74279265
If you gonna do short shorts go all the way and make them tighter, don't wear baggy ass short shorts fucking looks absurd

>>74279265
>the niggas are gonna get btfo by the halfie

>>74279253
is this the thread?

>>74279265
I don't even know who the two players on the ends are

>>74279281
back in my day you would get bullied if your shorts were above your knees or your socks were showing when you wore jeans

those were the days

>>74279265

Aaron Gordon has the biggest fucking head

>>74279281
>>74279312
You think anyone is going to bully a 6'3"+ NBA superstar for wearing high shorts? Come on.

Wait is the all star game now or tomorrow?

>>74279265
Deandre Jordan needs to go back to his old hairstyle.

>>74279297
one has a dad who was GOAT in college, the other averages 2 minutes per game lmao

>>74279340
tonight after skills chlnge

>>74279340
Tomorrow. Tonight is all the skill stuff

>>74279340
http://www.nba.com/2017-all-star-schedule

>>74279340
tmrw

>>74279143
Men I read that weird. Barkley can sound smart with politics once every blue moon.

>>74279132
Ernie has always been beast.

>>74279203
men I was mostly talking about my local south florida reporters, and those dudes associated with bill simmons at one point.

based dave chapelle

>>74279280
I'll make one

>old dunk contests
>pure dunking talent

>new dunk contest highlights
>fluffy animals and teddy bears everywhere

top fucking kek

Why do white people have to ruin everything

this is the best /nba/ general I have seen in a year

>jonas Brothers reject

fucking white people
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im watching this for basketball not hot women dancing and shit mememusic

>>74279417
dude just shut up and stop bitching holy shit

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>>74279388
ALUMINIUM TUBES

>>74279417
the most cucked tripfag on /sp/ ladies and gentlemen

this rox

>that Blonde with the white strat

On my face now

i want to fuck the bassist

why no curry in 3point?

This is lame desu

that asian girl on guitar would get it

Why the fuck is Camp Rock performing for the NBA?

>>74279417
the most cucked tripfag on /sp/ ladies and gentlemen

Why does the NBA never get black artists on the all star weekend

Wait, was that Guy Fieri in the crowd?

i liked him more when he was a virgin

Lmao who tf is this?

Ain't that the nigga from Ned's Declassified lmao

>>74279458
>>74279467
>>74279459

Fuck off pervs.

>>74279459

You wanna fuck the guy?

>>74279474
this

youre in new orleans, the heart of jazz and blues and you choose to have some shit memesinger

>>74279475
yes

>>74279496
ahaha

>draymond green wonders how we can stand on the earth if it's round
Fuck me. They are trolling now right?

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i forgot joe jonas' band has that korean in it

they've all probably banged her

>>74279471
>>74279474

The NBA already has us blacks and mulattos by the fucking balls. So they use white acts to draw in the whites. It's the same logic the NFL uses when they book Katy Perry and Lady Gaga.

Blacks, half-blacks, and even Carlton Banks-acting fags like me will always watch basketball no matter what. So you need to reach out to whites. That jew Silver knows how to do things.

>>74279496
hell yeah
>>74279489
um learn music? I'm not a misogynist

>>74279467
>>74279459

she looks retarded. so i mean, if you're into that

based isiah

who

SPICY TOWN

>>74279511
Draymond is legit retarded.

>all those paid off faggots bouncing up and down as the players walk out
embarassing

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qt has been officially claimed by me

@ me if you want to discuss copyright terms

oxlaide chamberlin

>>74279457
>>74279457
>>74279457
ALL STAR CONTEST THREAD

JOKIC

>>74279546
they're cheerleaders, of course they're paid

>booker staring at the asian girl on guitar

/ourguy/

Who else thinks the skills challenge is the most interesting out of the dunk contest and meme contest?

74279580
74279580
all-star gamethread

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Damn, my fat ass wants Taco Bell now

>>74279598
yeah, especially since the big vs small factor

>>74279516

Can't blame them she looks fine

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Prove this wrong

>>74279617
>tfw steak house burrito is no longer on the menu
>same thing with the double dilla

so why isnt curry in the 3point comp?

>>74279730
Because he's gonna choke and lose

>>74279648
Don't have to. Burden of proof is on the claimant senpai.

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>>74279746

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>>74279440
>aluminium

>>74279648
Not a good version. More possible is the "Kobayashi Map" version. More places beyond Antarctica = more oil, more gold, more profit...

>baron davis says he has KAT for skills challenge
>isnt even there
kek

>>74279730
He's shook just by the mere presence of Kyrie

>>74279773
>claim the Earth is round
>Kyrie calls bullshit
>Pull the burden of proof card when you're the one making the original claim

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>>74279730
>tfw to intelligent to enter 3 point contest

>>74278591

CWebb had his injury issues but he was a top 5 player for a while

discord

https://discord.gg/WwfvPND

>>74279773
If he said it wasn't round the burden of proof would be on people who say it's round, but he said it was flat so it's on him.

lol sad 3point comp.. thompson cant shoot without curry

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Goodnight, Nawwwlins

>>74281122
>getting carried by the best three shooters in the NBA

Not even close to being a MVP.

Fucking fraud stat padding assists.

Curry stole money from charity by missing shots

What a devil

Holy fucking kek

Steph BTFO

That was hard to watch

>>74281122
Why are Gordon and Anderson not considered superstars like Harden?

put some respeck on my boy curry

They really are exploiting Sager's death.

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>>74281225

>implying harden is getting """CARRIED""" by the best 3 pt shooters in the NBA

i hope they find a cure for ur autism

>>74281496
Yeah that gold digger in her red dress can't wait to use 97% of that charity money on new bags and clothing

>>74279018
Because it's fucking retarded and makes the nba look bad

>>74281496
>the nfl would be fining people for doing this

I am ok with this shilling

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>>74281496
>>74281533

How you want yo life saving shot for cancer phams?

>>74281565
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/

>>74281634
JUST

got too high and passed out for the three point and skills championships did I miss anything? Kind of disappointed in myself desu

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>>74281740

>>74281940
oof

>craptors

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN INDIANA BOYS DOMINATED THE WEEKEND

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THE 3 POINT COMPETITION OFFICIALLY NEEDS TO BE AT THE END

AND GET SOME REAL FUCKING DUNKERS

>>74282973
yawn....dominating that shit show is nothing to be proud of, can't wait to see barkley bash the shit out of it

Well that was a pretty shitty dunk contest, top 2 all-time worst maybe the worst ever

>tfw didn't get my hopes up because I knew last year couldn't be topped and the crowd would never be as good

LaVine - Gordon rematch needs to happen next year.

the normies are upset! look at those comments

https://twitter.com/NBA/status/833156417603383296

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>tfw smart to fall for the titties meme

>>74283093

>lavine
>ever dunking again

Pick one

>>74283113

too smart that is

>the dunk contest isn't in Toronto or doesn't have at least 1 Raptors player

into the trash it goes

>>74283139
lowry disappeared in the 3 point shot like he disappears in the playoffs lmao

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OVER

OVER

SHOWTIME IT'S OVER

CALL THE COPS BECAUSE THE ROBBER CAME AND TOOK THE TROPHY

>>74283153
HE'S WAKING UP

THIS GUY IS IN RHYTHM

*bricks the next 10 shots*

BIRDMAN BIRDMAN

BIRDMAN BIRDMAN

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>tfw kyrie knew this was gonna happen so he created drama with the flat earth comment so NBA fans wouldn't be bored all weekend

what a curse it must be to be able to timeline surf

Wait theres no post game show? What the fuck? I wanted to see Chuck

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>>74283113
bookie is pure