TNT
some millenial pop faggots currently performing
no LaVine -____-
I want this thread to catch on because I don't want to post in /nba/. Generals are cancer.
>some millenial pop faggots currently performing
Already not looking good
who the fuck are these people
First for /ourguy/ winning it all
>>74279457
t. millennial
>>74279498
Joe Jonas and other freaks.
Why is some faggot from Nickelodeon singing?
LMAO GUY FIERI
>>74279457
This is one of the Jonas brothers. Joe I think? Anyways this is the band he's in now
>guy Fieri
WE FLAVORTOWN NOW!
>Porzingis against boogie
kicking the knicks while they're already down.
Let's hope they make a strong political statement tonight
Flavortown
>implying you wouldn't that guitarist
>that deadly silent crowd
lmao
>>74279550
Gordon Hayward will call for the secession of Utah and its establishment as a white ethnostate.
DEMARCUS COUSINS BABY
So we all have Wall winning this right?
first for plastic qts
why is nobody there
>that empty as fuck stadium
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
How did Kemba not get into the skills challenge?
Get ready
MY BOY D BOOK IS GONNA WIN IT ALL
who /isaiah thomas/ here
>>74279583
this is what happens when your average Joe can't afford tickets
Bookie gots this
Then he's going to go fugg that asian guitarist and add to the family tree
>>74279578
Wow her hair is greasier than mine and I haven't showed in 2 and a half weeks
did we rly need a thred??
John Wall legit about to fall on his face he's so shook.
SWAGGY P
W
A
G
G
Y
P
>reggie miller
aaaand muted
Hayward is not a guard lmfao
KP ALL DAY
>>74279603
fuck generals. They're cancer.
>>74279602
B L E A C H E D
[Taco Bell Skills Challenge]
-Devin Booker (Suns)
-DeMarcus Cousins (Kings)
-Anthony Davis (Pelicans)
-Nikola Jokic (Nuggets)
-Gordon Hayward (Jazz)
-Kristaps Porzingis (Knicks)
-Isaiah Thomas (Celtics)
-John Wall (Wizards)
[JBL Three-Point Contest]
-Eric Gordon (Rockets)
-Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers)
-Kyle Lowry (Raptors)
-Wesley Matthews (Mavericks)
-CJ McCollum (Trail Blazers)
-Klay Thompson (Warriors)
-Kemba Walker (Hornets)
-Nick Young (Lakers)
[Verizon Slam Dunk]
-Aaron Gordon (Magic)
-DeAndre Jordan (Clippers)
-Glenn Robinson III (Pacers)
-Derrick Jones Jr. (Suns)
John Wall looks legit shook
>>74279578
>squier
The fuck Jonas, you cant afford a Mexican strat for this zipper licker?
Will Kyrie red pill the viewers when he wins the 3pt contest?
>Nikola Jokovich
Reggie Miller is retarded,
>>74279592
No one wants to be reminded that this event was supposed to be in Charlotte
>>74279602
B L E A C H E D
L
E
A
C
H
E
D
Hayward has a good skillset for this. I could see Porzingis pulling it off too if he doesn't screw up the pass.
>djokovic
reggie miller: another legit retard exposed today
>reggie nigger
God this is cringe....
SHOOK WALL
SHOOOOOOOK
John Wall gonna destroy everyone
>>74279582
NBA is dying
Soon they're going to hit WNBA levels of attendance.
BUSTAPS POORZINGIS
>>74279626
JUST
WHAT A SNOOREFEST
>jokovic
Is the Shookening over?
>>74279626
>Isiah
>CJ
>Gordan
Book it
WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!!
>>74279638
But he's in the 3-pt shootout. I'd argue he's a better ball handler than pure 3 point shooter.
Is it finally his year?
WHITES WIN AGAIN
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
>be John Wall, a point guard
>can't pass through a hole
why is that?
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK
SHOOK WALL
gg wall shook
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
imagine being that SHOOK
>>74279629
>wins
>reporter goes to talk to him
>"INVESTIGATE 3 11" and runs out
>tfw shook
Isiah Thomas won't lose this desu
>>74279671
I retract my statement
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
>>74279654
This isn't entirely accurate, but the level of public interest in the ASG is in no way matching the hype. The legit big leagues, the NFL, the PL, MLB, the Spanish soccer league, they don't need this shit to stay relevant.
The fact that the NBA is trying so hard shows how tough it is for them. I don't blame them, of course. Comish (((Silver))) was hired to improve the league's finances, and he has done a marvelous job, but still, it's a struggle.
Empty arena making me cringe desu
REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU ISIAH
>guards that can't pass
fuck modern nba
HE'S FAST
THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING
>bookshit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHA
>>74279654
You have to sign a card declaring your love for globalism and denouncing trump
Why did they stop doing the thing when the legends made teams and went around the court and had to make shots? I liked that event more than this one
>>74279629
He already promised to give definitive evidence that 9/11 was an inside job in his award speech if he wins
JOHN
WALL
IS
SHOOK
>>74279722
Chris Bosh kept winning so they stopped
>>74279626
Why's curry not in the 3pt?
>>74279722
they stopped the shooting stars?
next all star game needs to have a fist fight tournament with all the fake nba tough guys
>you will never be a manlet dating a model
This is the first and shittiest event retards. The arena will fill by the time the 3pt contest starts
>hayai
John Wall is a bust.
Shook my fucking head.
>>74279722
the GOAT retired
>>74279731
He refused to
>>74279737
kek no it won't
Who has the biggest cock in the skills challenge?
>male dancers
>>74279744
For what purpose?
Damn Westbrook is so based
>>74279751
Booker
>>74279736
>dating someone taller
I'd rather stay a virgin
>>74279737
No it wont. It was empty yesterday and it's empty today.
New Orleans was a mistake
how many years will it take for Ingram to be an all star?
>>74279751
KP and his footlonger
>>74279747
I'm gonna call you a nincompoop when it does, so be prepared for that
SHOOK
>>74279737
>No Curry for 3PT
>No LaVine vs. Gordon II
This is the end.
>>74279756
the same reason why lebron has never competed in the dunk contest
it can only hurt his legacy
>>74279756
Just heard the commentators saying it, dunno why
why do they even have the skills completion its not entertaining and takes less than 30 seconds
>>74279731
Got embarrassed by Klay last year, doesn't want to get exposed again on the big stage by the best shooter on Golden State
Anyone else watching this acee stream on YouTube? Dude has some lame memes from 2007
>>74279736
she is dating zayn maleak now
>>74279751
James Harden
>>74279768
It's always empty during the celeb game, no one gives a fuck about that
>>74279781
that's what your gf said
>>74279786
That's what we get for relying on Reddit for streams.
>>74279777
S
-H
--O
---O
----K
here's a real taco bell skills challange
>scarf down 4 burritos in 4 minutes
>wait 15 minutes
>make 5 layups and dunks without shitting on yourself
BASED KP
PORZINGOD
>"skills" challenge
>players travelling the whole time
PORZINGHAAAAAAAAS
>>74279786
http://yoursportsinhd.com/tnt/
best stream, has all games
PORZINGOD
>>74279793
jokes on you im a 28 year old virgin
who /Wolves/ here?
KNICKS COMEBACK IS IMMINENT
WE OUT HERE
based ZINGIS
JOKICCCCCCCC
>missing the pass twice but then scoring the 3pointer at first chance
AHAHAHAHA FUCK ADS STATPADDIN ASS
DAVIS BTFO
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT NIGGER
who /magic/ here???
aaron gordon is the only good thing I have going for me
BASED WHITE BALLERS
so anyone else bothered that 3/4 finalists are White people?
Lets go isaiah!
>all the white players won
ty based trump
Embiid would've won this
THE JOKER
who ready for all white final?
Do it for the homies, Porgie
WHITE POWER
90 seconds of skill challenge, 8 minutes of commercials. rinse and repeat.
NEGROES BTFO!!!
>Porzingod vs. Jokic in a battle of the memes
it's a white mans league now bitch
>porzingis and jokic arent in the 3 point contest
i dont think this semen slupring sport is for me
>tfw this competition is basically who hits the 3 pointer first
>>74279847
WOAH WOAH WOAH
>>74279836
>>74279839
black players always play this event too cool. its why you bet on rookies or whitey
>>74279841
>Isaiah Thomas
>White
>>74279856
lol
Holy fuck Porzingis is about to get btfo by Jokic for the 3rd time this week lmao
to the Knicks fans in here--
how do you honestly feel about your team? Do you like Melo? Do you want to find a way to dump him? I think Kristaps is pretty fucking cool, but I don't see any other young players on the team to get excited about
t. Timberwolves fan
>>74279842
it's hideous
>>74279860
isn't deron williams the GOAT at this shit?
>white kids
>>74279862
He was going up against another black player you fucking retard
>>74279842
>I'm not trusting this process
I love this man
>>74279876
i'd say its steve nash
dude commercials lmao
what has been your favorite commercial so far?
>american television
>>74279868
Melo is a god. I just want that he is happy desu. If that means a trade so be it.
Porzingis is a bust.
Knicks won't win in the next 10 years
so long jesus
>>74279856
illuminati confirmed trying to transform skilled post players into chuckers
>>74279839
hardest part of the contest is passing and shooting its biased towards whites
>>74279818
get your shit together anon at least buy a hooker or something, you don't want to be a wizard.
im an allstar faggot
>>74279856
Pretty much. If you can hit the 3 on your first try it doesn't seem to matter if you start slow
>>74279868
melo needs to go
Porzingis is a bust that needs to be traded before anybody realizes how shit he is
>>74279886
wait, the American transmission unironically gets commercials?
It's on cable here, with means I already pay to watch it, cable channels don't have commericals, that's the very purpose of them
>girl
>designs trophy to look like a penis
um?!
>not sculpting your own dildo
wew tasha would get it
>>74279903
fuck that you're the mvp of faggots
>social media correspondent
>just shitposting on his phone
BRICK CITY
>>74279916
Westbrook gold moment from this commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXUuFUuTD9Q
ISIAH BTFO
>social media scholar
>>74279904
Unless they both hit the 3 on the first try, then how quickly you start is literally all that matters. Dummy.
SKILLS
WHITES RUN THE NBA NOW
THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU
FUCK OFF ISIAH THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BTFOING MY BOY DBOOK
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
THE PRESSURE WAS TOO MUCH
>MANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>niggers
>skills
pick 1
WHITE BOYS RUNNING THIS SHIT
THANK YOU TRUMP
Hahahahaha nice job Celtics
>""""Mr 4th Quarter""""
>chokes on the 4th and last section of the course
really activates my almonds
NBA SO WHITE
SO RAYCISSS
>skills challenge dominated by whites
You shouldn't be surprised desu
ty based hayward
NO NIGGERS ALLOWED
Reminder that white people would dominate the NBA if it wasn't for the jew owners devaluing white players.
>skills competition is determined by memechucking
really makes you think
OFFICIAL SHOOK LIST: ALL STAR WEEKEND 2017
>John Wall
===INFINITE POWER GAP===
>Anthony Davis
>Boogie Cousins
THIS IS A WHITE MANS LEAGUE
WHITE PEOPLE WIN AHAHAHHHAHA TRUMP WINS AGAIN
WHITE PEOPLE WIN AHAHAHHHAHA TRUMP WINS AGAIN
WHITE PEOPLE WIN AHAHAHHHAHA TRUMP WINS AGAIN
WHITE PEOPLE WIN AHAHAHHHAHA TRUMP WINS AGAIN
ALL WHITE FINAL
MAKE NBA WHITE AGAIN
KRISTAPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>jokic literally only good at meme chucking
>Porzingis vs Hayward
this is really stupid
who /white/ here?
LARRY BIRD WAS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME
>whites win dunk contest last year
>whites win skill contest this year
>about to win another dunk contest
blacks btfo
>jock itch
Euros are not white you /pol/ cucks
That's like saying Dominicans are black
GIVE HIM YOUR POWER RIGHT FUCKING NOW
is that KP with a coldsore?
>>74279868
Melo is the best player and all around human being the franchise has had in years. He's sacrificed a lot to stay here and I think we owe it to him to support him until he retires.
As far as the future, Hernangomez has been a top 5 rookie so far in addition to Porzingis. O'Quinn rounds out a great young group of bigs. The Knicks should have a solid pick this year and have a great history of finding talent, so they should be able to take advantage of this amazing draft and find a third young guy to add to that core. With Melo having a few years left as a good-great starter, and Lee either having a few years on top of that or being valuable enough to get a 1st rounder in exchange, we're in an okay spot all things considered. Hopefully we deal Rose so we don't just let him walk for free.
>>74279981
here :^)
>>74279989
Wait Europeans aren't white?
>>74279989
no, dominicans are mexican
africans are black
>>74279989
>the amount of retardation in this post
>>74279989
Dominicans are black
>>74279979
literally the two best players in the league, get over it
I TRIED TO TELL YOU BUT ALL I COULD SAY WAS ______ ???
>>74279994
Been kissing them new york thots in the club.
>>74279994
who gave zingas the hep?? ledlow? nichols? bookrt?
>Jokic is the best passing center in the league
>>74279989
Except you're wrong on both ends.
>>74279989
>Euros are not white
You now remember Hayward BTFO'ing LeBabby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jglz8s3Q1HE
>Jokic supposed to be a great passer for a big man
>shit himself in the pass section of the Skill challenge
Um dotards?
>>74279999
I believe it.
>>74279996
nobody wants rose
>>74280008
>the amount of retardation in this post
>ignores the knicks shitpost
>>74279989
black dominican detected
What is he thinking?
>>74280023
chest passes are plebian as fuck
also
>jokic pulling up from 35 feet
>>74280029
There's reportedly multiple teams making offers, but the Knicks aren't sure they want to blow it up yet.
dude commercials lmao
>>74280041
"Guy smells like hot wings"
>>74280041
"this isn't flavortown"
>>74280041
FLAVORTOWN
L
A
V
O
R
Are whites taking over?
is this trumps doing?
so we all have kyrie winning the 3pt contest right?
reminder that he shows up when the spotlight is on him and after his flat-earth comments, he'll show up
the only threat to whitey domination was Giannis.
It's sad they drag out a 3 minute event into 30+ minutes.
SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO
PORZINGIS A SAVAGE
>this is the most exciting thing that's happened to the Knicks all season
PORZINGOD
BIG
I
G
WHO HERE VIOLET MIEHLE?
>Skill challenge
What's skillful about driving past some obstacles, make a pass, easy ass layup and a 3 pointer?
KP IS A STONE COLD KILLA
BIGS WIN AGAIN
ERA OF SMALL BALL MY ASS
>>74280022
Imagine if he hit that shot against Duke. He would have gone top 5 to Philly or Minnesota. Notable 2nd rounders in this draft were Hassan Whiteside and Lance Stephenson.
APOLOGIZE
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW
why are the bigs better?
PORZINGIS THE GOAT
WE BIG HOMIES
HEIL PORZINGOD
>7'3" MASTERRACE
MANLETS BTFO!!!
GOD DAMN I LOVE BEING WHITE
DAT TROPHY
>Hayward
>Guard
Lmao
>white
>named tasha
camel toeeee
>>74280083
>4. Wesley Johnson
Are Latvians White or are they half-white like Slavs are?
treudou is the CEO of taco bell?
>>74280096
post pic
>Porzingis wins the skills challenge
>Is actually not very skilled
>>74280095
it's derived from a european name, what else would it be?
IF YOU AREN'T AT LEAST 7 FEET TALL, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER SUICIDE
manlets btfo
my guy
>take a trophy
>wrap a white piece of paper around the middle
>call it a unique design
am i suppose to shave my armpits?
Porzingis holding the trophy like he's just won finals MVP
>cheerleader on the left's teeth
>>74280107
>Is actually not very skilled
trophy design looked like shit
how many people entered?
BBQ wings or Hot wings?
>>74280076
commentator in spanish said something similar kek
>>74280122
Write me a dissertation nerd, back to germany with you lmao
I thought Spike Lee hated white people, why is he cheering for Godzingis?
>>74280131
Keep crying, little man :)
>>74280106
why, it was right there in front of the camera live for a good minute
>>74280134
Porzingis is black
This is the highlight of the year for kniggerbockers
>>74280129
BBQ
>>74280130
>not watching this in english
>>74280129
Why not both?
>>74280134
>Latvians
>White
They're pretty much Slavs and no one considers Slavs white
>>74280141
t. muslim
>>74280112
How long till next event
>>74279985
>zach lavine
>Aaron Gordon
>white
Lmao
>>74280129
BBQ CHICKEN ERNIE
I bet half the people here are retarded and think Jew is a race
>>74280129
Hot wings
>>74280112
DELET THIS
>meme point contest
>dem empty seats
is this a Miami Heat home game or what?
>>74280160
tree fiddy
LETS GO KEMBA
KYRIE WOKE AS FUCK
>>74280159
My boy Hayward planning his revenge in the playoffs
Kyrie Irving? More like Kyrie flatearthling HAHHAHAH
>>74280181
copy that
SWAGGY P
W
A
G
G
Y
P
>>74280129
4,3,5,1,6,2
LETS GO ERIC GORDON
>>74280159
PORZINGOD
>Rere Irving
Didn't know they let the special ed kids in the all star weekend. I'm guessing it's for the sjws
So glad Kristen Ledlow is back. Her voice alone makes me diamonds.
DAT BOY SWAGGY P
UNCLE P ABOUT TO DOMINATE
HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THE EARTH IS FLAT I'M DEAD SENPAI
basketball is not a freak show
Give Swaggy P your strength
>>74280190
>146x140
klay really needs to ditch that 1999 boy band goatee
What's up with these faggy NBA players holding their fist closed to touch the fans hands?
>I tell you guys, It's flat
>>74280207
the way she enunciates words pisses me off
really wish Westbrook was participating in this
>>74280214
WE OUT HERE
Who's the biggest uncle tom in the NBA and why is it Steph Curry?
The PA announcer is annoying as fuck.
Just say the players first and last name for fucks sake
>>74280181
probably ded before 25
KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA
Why did they name it after him?
>Commercials
>Intro players
>More commercials
>this thread isn't dead as fuck
Wow I'm shocked
>>74280217
Literally Jon B
GIVE SWAGGY UR STRENGTH \o/
>4 white people in the skills competition and none in the 3 point contest
Good thing the Earth is flat, it would be really hard to shoot 3 pointers on a round surface
having no curry in the 3 pt is like having buffalo wings with no chicken
>>74280214
>>74280238
russ is thicccc
why aint he chucking tonight?
>not a single white player who only knows how to shoot in this
fake
>>74280240
LETS GO KEMBA
BUZZ CITY OUTCHEA
Big Booty Lowry got this
Leave Swaggy P to me
Uh did it already happen?
>>74280218
>wanting fans' gross germs/food particles on your hands messing up your feel of the ball
>>74280249
this thread has more activity than that entire arena crowd
>>74280252
Does /sp/ consider Klay to be white?
Does Klay?
>>74280269
Klay is close enough and he'll win
>>74280274
>Cricket
kek
>>74280278
his dad is a loud mouthed chimp so no
>>74280271
>manlet
>>74280241
Because he's a wrestling GOD
Klay Thompson is white, fuck off retards.
Whites are sweeping the weekend
Porzingis
Thompson
Gordon
Who will be the 2017 Three Point Shoot-Out Champion? Vote on your phone now!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12369222
>>74280215
Too GOAT to worry about resolutions
Tina Fey seems like she would force you to shit on her chest
>>74280258
Curry isnt even the best spot up shooter on his team
why does white man klay have a nigger haircut?
worst all star saturday in history
Klay is a nigger, you idiots
One drop rule
inb4 they change the skills challenge next year because whitey dominated.
>>74280270
>74280270
SOUTH BX OUT HEA YU HEARD
all about eric gordon my guys
or young
>>74280241
MAGGLE DETECTED
why doesn't somebody try to break the backboard during the dunk contest?
>>74280325
Sorry, we don't follow your made up rule /pol/.
he is more asian than nigger
>>74280278
He's a halfie. Only other halfies can claim him.
>>74280258
Call me a heretic, but Curry's 3-point shooting isn't actually the best in the league. He just has such an excellent combination of handles, mid-range shooting, and long-range shooting that he forces defenders to give him space from 3, letting him knock down shots. In terms of pure 3-point shooting, I'd rather have Klay.
It's like having the dunk contest without Lebron. Does he dunk constantly? Yes. But that's not why he's great.
>>74280334
because the baskets aren't pieces of shit that break easily anymore
>>74280298
Gordon is not winning, he still shook that he lost against LaVine last year.
>>74280306
I think she would want to shit on you instead
Klay will win this desu senpai
who is walker
where to cop steph curry's jacket
Kemba shot too quick
>>74280364
fuck you nigel
kemba pls
20 aint so bad
When are the All Star Mandatory Penis Inspections on?
>>74280370
BLACKED
>>74280370
looks like he inherited her nose
>>74280361
She seems really filthy but I still want to fuck her really bad
GOOD SHIT KEMBA
>>74280334
Backboard are engineered to be unbreakable now.
Go kyrie!
i've heard of kyre earving
Kyrie "flat earth" Irving
HES GOING TOO FAST
EARTH
IS
FLAT
is that too much for your sheep brains?
>>74280382
Same desu
She seems like she would be kinky af
Kyrie's shot looking a little flat
>>74280370
His mom is strangely pretty
>moneyball rack
>rack
the fuck
Kemba doing pretty well so far,
The gravity of the flat earth is fucking up Kyrie's shot
This dude is going to fall off the edge of the Earth at this rate
FLAT EARTH
>entire rack is moneyballs
the fuck is this shit
>>74280386
What if they just produce a firearm and shoot it as they dunk?
inb4 guns aren't allowed or some shit
>>74280354
This is a well reasoned and intelligent argument.
now get the fuck out
>Wesley Matthews
kekk
wesley who
wesley brickthew
>The shitty of DalASS
do they still do that gay ass tv announcer in the stadium thing?
Kemba hit 7 out of 9 total moneyballs
Here's your answer to who's the most clutch
>>74280418
they can organize the money balls how they please
>Wes Memethews
Wes Matthews status: SHOOK
>11
lel
LITERALLY WHO
Needs a real nigga name
Why the fuck did Mathews even show up?
MATTHEWS IS TRASH LMAO
>>74280433
preach roachbro
kemba outchea
>Reggie Miller
>weshit matthews
TRASH
BRAVO REGGIE
>Wes Brickthews
can we get a commercial break please?
MY NIGGA ERIC GORDON
this is what happens when you let John Wall give you a pep talk Wes
3 point contest... dont get 3 points?
Flash gordon
ERIC GORDON HOLY SHIT
ERIC GORDON IS
WOKE
O
K
E
GORDON SHUTTING THE BOOS DOWN
>the NBA's top 3 point shooter wasn't invited to this event
why the fuck is this allowed?
MY NIGGA CHEF GORDON
SLEEPING ON MY NIGGA GORDON
*shatters leg*
>the shitty of nawlins
INDIANAAAAAAAAAAA
>that spaghetti
>literally can't stop shooting
Swaggy up next
My boy Gordon finna win this lads
kembas out right
>airballing a moneyball
for your health
NICK YOUNG UP NEXT
That nigga had 24pts
Harden looks like a Sci if pawnbroker
>>74280488
*shatters ankle*
harden confirmed exposed
>Wesley Mathews
K E K
>>74280505
If any of the next 4 hit 20 he's out, so he's fucked.
Wew Gordon
>>74280493
>le choke to arkansas man
do they get paid alot to do this? why would you risk showing urself up if ur a big name player?
>>74280482
>non all star
Who cares about this guy
time for swaggy p bricks
When is it Joe's turn lads?
>>74280513
That isnt that great when there's a whole moneyball rack. Klay will get 30
>>74280519
oh I thought it was only top 2 but yeah he's probably fucked still
man hollywood just put samuel l. jackson in every single movie now as the designated black person
>>74280129
pantyhose
>>74280528
fun
>>74280528
not competing makes you even more of a bitch. see: lebron and the dunk contest
>>74280516
Yup.
Harden's got shooters for days.
Westbrook's got ____.
>>74280528
That's why LeBron has never done the dunk contest.
>>74280528
Because its fun man
>>74280528
three point contest is for real niggas only, unlike dunk contest
>>74280533
I said that because they gave him 25pts
>>74280528
I think you get a bonus if you win any of these events and the all-star game.
Swaggy will not be denied. Fuck Iggy, get money
why do they only play "black music"?
SWAGGY P
W
A
G
G
Y
P
>OKC's own Kevin Durant in the house!
>stinky swaggy pp
SWAGGY P WILL NOT FINISH LAST
>score to beat: 19
it's over lads
TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO! TNT BTFO!
>>74280554
Oh ok
SHOOKY P
SWAGGY 3
STREAM DOWN WTF
FUCK YOUTUBE
WET AS FUCK UNCLE P
Well, he wasn't last
was that Chance under the rim getting the rebound ?
>sweggy
Shooky P
>>74280528
Winner gets 50,000 cash prize
Runner ups get money as well. I forgot how much
Disgusting CJ
cant respek anyone who wears these unironically
>>74280547
then explain nick young
heem sleepy
JUST
>WORSE THAN MATTHEWS
KYS
SHOOK J MCCALLUM
10
0
POINTS
MCBRICKUM
cj mcswallowcum
More disappointing than the Blazers season
>10
dis nigga
>Shit Jay
>>74280606
I'm pretty sure they donate that to charity though.
this is what happens when you dont let the event be half white people
oh god i wanna see Kenny Smith in a 3pt right now
CJ MCcantMakeShit
>worse than wesley mathews
Kenny Smith is annoying af lads
RBL absolutely SHOOK THE FUCK OUT
Kyle Lowbrick
A FUCKING LEAF AHAHAHAA
SHUT THAT DOOR
>CJ
>Better than Dame
Lmao, worst meme you fags ever pushed.
>THE CITY OF LOWRY
how they got kenny on and not shaq
>he wanted to go into all star over Melo
AHAHAHAHAHAH
BRICK LOWRY
LELRY
Everyone is shooting like shit, what the fuck is this
>air ball
>wins it
Aren't these guys supposed to be the best 3pt shooters in the league?
Bring back Porginzis
>9
HHHHAAHHAHAHA
lmaoooo wtf matthews, mccollum and lowry are stinky af
where you leaffags at
>low elevation
Anyone have a pic of KD's face when the announcer said "From OKC"?
>9
Oh my fucking god, it just keeps getting worse
LOL
> raptors (((stars)))
>>74280643
what's worse is when he stops talking then we get reggie fucking miller saying the dumbest shit in his grating voice
wigga
Lowry is a fucking garbage shooter from 3. That was inevitable.
>>74280660
post UA's
first 3 got in weird
> CJ shots worse than Wesley literally who
> He was my favourite
>klay
I missed it what happened during Lowry?
klay shook
WARRIORS BTFO HAHAHAHA
RIP Klay
>>74280422
Damn, I thought my argument really was well reasoned. Was it that bad? Whatever, I'm running late anyway. I'm out.
> 3-1
Steph like thank god
>khocked thompson
>raptors lowest
btfo
>>74280769
I'm not getting lectured by some tea-drinking fag who just ran away from the Sharia Patrols in Dagenham
That soldier eating his sister's tiny food was cute
I got this
>>74280794
visits /pol/ once
Thats a choke
>Reggie repeating phrases louder each time to hype it up
his death..was satisfying
>they were going to give them the five hundred thousand even if the retarded kid blew the shot
Disgusting
>>74280714
>Lowry
lol airballs his first shot, general suckage ensues.