/biathlon/ aka Chicks with Guns: but without clothes Edition

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GERMANY
LESSER Erik
DOLL Benedikt
PEIFFER Arnd
SCHEMPP Simon

RUSSIA
VOLKOV Alexey
TSVETKOV Maxim
BABIKOV Anton
SHIPULIN Anton

NORWAY
BJOERNDALEN Ole Einar
SVENDSEN Emil Hegle
BOE Tarjei
BOE Johannes Thingnes

UKRAINE
PRYMA Artem
SEMENOV Sergey
SEMAKOV Vladimir
PIDRUCHNYI Dmytro

FRANCE
BEATRIX Jean Guillaume
FILLON MAILLET Quentin
DESTHIEUX Simon
FOURCADE Martin

AUSTRIA
MESOTITSCH Daniel
EBERHARD Julian
EDER Simon
LANDERTINGER Dominik

CZECH REPUBLIC
KRUPCIK Tomas
MORAVEC Ondrej
SLESINGR Michal
KRCMAR Michal

ITALY
HOFER Lukas
WINDISCH Dominik
MONTELLO Giuseppe
BORMOLINI Thomas

BULGARIA
ANEV Krasimir
SINAPOV Anton
KLETCHEROV Michail
ILIEV Vladimir

SWITZERLAND
FINELLO Jeremy
WEGER Benjamin
DOLDER Mario
WIESTNER Serafin

CANADA
GOW Christian
GOW Scott
DAVIES Macx
GREEN Brendan

KAZAKHSTAN
SAVITSKIY Yan
PODKORYTOV Vassiliy
BRAUN Maxim
PANTOV Anton

SLOVENIA
DOVZAN Miha
BAUER Klemen
TRSAN Rok
OBLAK Lenart

SLOVAKIA
KAZAR Matej
OTCENAS Martin
HASILLA Tomas
SIMA Michal

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>>74269795

2/2

ESTONIA
ZAHKNA Rene
KOIV Kauri
LESSING Roland
ERMITS Kalev

SWEDEN
STENERSEN Torstein
NELIN Jesper
SAMUELSSON Sebastian
LINDSTROEM Fredrik

BELARUS
CHEPELIN Vladimir
VARABEI Maksim
ABASHEU Dzmitry
BOCHARNIKOV Sergey

USA
BAILEY Lowell
NORDGREN Leif
BURKE Tim
DOHERTY Sean

FINLAND
LOUKKAANHUHTA Mikko
GRONMAN Tuomas
HIIDENSALO Olli
SEPPAELAE Tero

POLAND
SZCZUREK Lukasz
GUZIK Grzegorz
NEDZA-KUBINIEC Andrzej
PENAR Rafal

ROMANIA
BUTA George
POP Gheorghe
PUCHIANU Cornel
FAUR Remus

JAPAN
TACHIZAKI Mikito
KOBONOKI Tsukasa
NAGAI Junji
OZAKI Kosuke

LITHUANIA
KAUKENAS Tomas
DOMBROVSKI Karol
STROLIA Vytautas
SUSLAVICIUS Rokas

LATVIA
RASTORGUJEVS Andrejs
LUSA Daumants
PATRIJUKS Aleksandrs
BRICIS Ilmars

KOREA
KIM Jongmin
LEE In-Bok
KIM Yonggyu
HEO Seonhoe

GREAT BRITAIN
DIXON Scott
LAPONDER Marcel
FOUNTAIN Vinny
GLEAVE Alex

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One bing ten bing to the start.

Btw: What are the chances of pic related happening tomorrow?

>>74269822
less than zero(<0)

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>>74270132
did you catch this?

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>>74270148
Nice, any more?

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looks like i chose the wrong profession

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>>74270157
it's at 01:21:05 if you want to make webm

https://youtu.be/7bQuEHEB8sI?t=1h21m5s

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>tfw we actually have a chance today

feels good

Please let us have one gold

>>74270148
>>74270195
that piece of clothing makes my dick grow

>>74270275
Bjorndalen will lead us to victory

>>74270313
sure looks like it

>that perfect shooting
I love Bjoerndalen so much

haha france getting keked

>>74270330

the guy managed a perfect after this, that's something

>Dasha doping

Ole, you cheeky cunt!

latvia about to get keked on the standing

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>>74270267
>tfw no hauser gf

>>74269755
>Le Bronze

fug

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>>74270364
feels bad

Hi germany do you have a link to sportschau where i can watch?

cant navigate that site cuz cant into gerban

holy shit a lot of misses on that lap

Fuck, I was kinda rooting for the Latvian guy, lol.

>svendsen on next lap

oh geez oh golly

Please ''''god'''' let Quentin 5/10 Maillet fight his genetics today.

>>74270401
Please don't collapse.

Can anyone stop Germany from wrecking this world championship?

>quintin fillion-mohammed

hope he get btfo

>>74270453
He's not a mohammed considering how he aims

>>74270450
Shooting for sure

I hope Norway wins, but if they don't I don't care who wins, as long as I don't have to see Fouktard's ugly face on the podium again. Fuck frenchies.

>Quentin Filet Mignon

Now I'm hungry

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>>74270468
leave it to me

>>74270468
this desu

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>>74270468
>yfw he gets one medal on each race

>emil looks low energy

My prediction still stands: Norway win by landslide.

Btw. Do you need Miri?

>doll in charge of shooting

>>74270371
pls respond

>>74270468
i'd love to see fourcade get keked by shipulin on the finish. would make my day

>>74270506
do you need it to be german? There's a stream on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lDDa-28OLo

>>74270502
>My prediction still stands: Norway win by landslide.
JUST

>>74270506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lDDa-28OLo

Hory sheet. France is gonna win.

>>74270531
what makes you say that? Just because QFM managed 4/5?

If Svendsen misses standing as well, I WILL murder someone.

>>74270502
kek

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>google super svendsen
>see his tumblr
>he posted this

what does it mean

>>74270548
>>>/fit/ blown the fuck out

>>74270546
>yfw we get keked by sweden too

>>74270520
Thanks based leaf

>>74270548
W E W

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>>74270548
holy shit

Based Doll missing his shots like usual

gg France

wtf reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>74270548
>We decided to stop kissing each other before the championship, I could get sick. Oh, it w-was her decision!
He really, really likes women.

If the third guy for France can pass the baton to Fourcade at less than 1 minute behind, France wins.

4cade can easily make up for 1 min

fucks sake germoney

based emil

>doll in charge of shooting

>>74270602
>pic related
he can really do much better than that

>>74270608

he can still fuck it up. He is not as dominant this week he missed more shots than usual

>>74270602
is she a turk?

ffs Emil, get yo shit together

>>74270539
Because France need to miss at least 5-7 times as long as they have Fourcade on the last stage.

>>74270602
By no standards she looks white.

lol burgers higher than germany and norway at the moment!

btw why finland men biathlon so weak, waeker than north americans

>>74270651
Typical solarium victim.

>>74270633
she's a divorcee single mom. pathetic

>>74270548
He tapped Bo on the ass rather than on the shoulder just now. Svendsen confirmed gay as fuck.

svensen love girls who's from palyboy covers, tarje said few years ago

>>74270717
well, they're the best looking group of guys. only germany team comes close imo

We need a German Fourcade in our men's team

>>74270651
Mexican

Here comes Russia

>>74270371
http://www.eurovisionsports.tv/ibu/

YESSSSS!!!!!!

WEW LADS

>desthieux

wew lad

>the city of France's shooting

God I fucking hate Doll and Peiffer

Actually I hate literally all of our men, they are so fucking unreliable when it comes to shooting and except for Doll none of them can actually go fast on the track
Fucking commentators keep droning on about how Schempp can keep up with Fourcade when he has a good day, too bad he basically never does. Slow as fuck.

based russia

crush the frogs

>>74270827
so much this

>>74270834
Russia, Austria and Norway on the podium would be nice tbqh. Fr*nce disqualified for being French.

lel Norway

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

rip

JUST

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>Norway

ZERO (0) GOLD MEDALS

>>74270899
Why so butthurt?

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay we /russia/ now

Montello ALWAYS fucks everything up for italy

>commentator: "That's it for the gold. Now we have to concentrate about getting a medal somehow"
Seriously NIGGER?

>>74270899
russia, austria, ukraine now

hopping shipulin chokes as he usually does when shooting next to the GOAT.

>>74270959
>thinking austria won't choke

they always choke

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>Norway is back into sport irrelevance

I hope Shipulin is not gonna miss the LAST shot as always.

>>74270950
It's so fucking annoying, they seriously can't handle the fact that we suck. They said the same yesterday when Tiril got a penalty round, while Tiril herself discribed her performance as "fucking shit".

>>74270950
kek, he throws in the towel so quick

>>74270709
lol, her hair and eyes, too?

>>74270964
That's a cool frog, mind if I save it?

>>74270961
>A F L

>>74270964
Kristoffersen is winning the WCh slalom tomorrow tbf.

>>74270994
Why is it only the mountainniggers with red on their flag that win this shit ?

>Schlaffi Schempp muss Fourcade folgen

absolute rip


We'll get 4th place, the worst possible place you could get, just like cock-a-lover got yesterday

stupid fucking simon eder

should take every second he can get against fourkek

>30sc late after the shooting
>12.5 at the exchange
kek

In Foucktard we trust

wtf Eder ? you had a 30s gap to simon

Eder wtf?

>>74271024
Fuck everybody named Eder

bunch of faggots REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74271020
>>74271022
>>74271023
>>74271024
>>74271028
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

where did all you frogs come from all of a sudden?

damn fucking fourcade

>schemp pulling fourkek

what did he mean by this?

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>so who should we pick for the team?
>lol i dunno

>>74271043

I came here to spit at simon but eder gave me a good laugh

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>>74271043
How quicly the tide turns

>>74271043
bangwagonning

desu I was fapping before, fapped to ShyAngela, still in my bed haven't washed my hand yet, smells like cum and stinky dick

>>74271060
>letting schemp do all the work
smart t b h
he will go ahead if he finds the pace too slow.

>>74271066
Fuck off, Tarjei did better in the WC sprint and the pursuit than the entire norwegian team did all season

>be fourcade
>fall asleep
>wake up and shot a 5/5

kek

we russia now

>>74271120
We officially russia

What a joke.

A dark day for Norwegian biathlon. Fucking hell. I hope Austria wins before Russia and Germoney third.

>>74271091
>not even watching the event

sad!

dopep russian athletes desu

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shipulin will be shitting his pants as he comes into the standing shoot and sees fourktard behind him.

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it's over

Anything but a Fourcade win
Please
Anything else

ITS HAPPENING

>>74271091
your taste in porn is also shit

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I CANT BREATH

It is over lads

WEW LADS

COME ON SHIPULIN!!!!!!!

>suddenly johannes boe tier shooting by schempp

I'm impressed
like an uzi

Shipulin deserves a gold medal

>>74271213
I fap to anything senpai

Fourcade hates Russia so much he'll do ANYTHING to beat and catch Shipulin

He'll go 101%

>>74271248
it's over

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FROGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>74271234
>>74271248
I don't think he can do it.
Shipulin hates Fourcade more than the inverse.

FOURCADE CANT HANDLE IT

>be Fourcade
>lose 2 relays because of shit shooteurs
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SOMEONE SHOOT AT SHIPULIN'S SKIS

Maybe Schempp shouldn't have stayed behind Landtiger all this time, he was too cocky thinking "I'll just catch him at the end"

CONGRATS RUSSIA

HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Thanks great eastern neighboor!

FROGS BTFO!!! FROGS BTFO!!! FROGS BTFO!!! FROGS BTFO!!! FROGS BTFO!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

Why doesn't France just let Fourcade do all 8 laps and 8 shootings?

They would do better.

>>74271289
>>74271303
>>74271306
>>74271310
>>74271314

Enjoy your medal :3

WOWOWWOWOWOWO ITS HABBENING

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B T F O
T
F
O

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Frogs btfo

Congratz Austria!

Shipulin was powered by hate.

congrats to austria too

well deserved

damn, what a finish by Landi

Fourcade will get the gold from a postman in two years

Oh hey Norway has arrived too

>>74271349
"""""""""hate"""""""""""

>Chokeway
Johannes is winning the mass-start r-right?

>>74271328
fourcade getting KEKED by shipulin is almost sweeter than a gold t b h

so fucking happy

so sorry they did not showed how Shipul ran away from martin, whole 2.5 km he did let close the gap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had a pulse 120, right like 9 days ago

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>>74271366
Next time we'll beat them my friend

>>74271152
fuck! he did it! he did not let fourcade come close!!!!!!!!! not on any part of the track! wow!

>>74271289
no, he could do faster and should avoid pulse goint into dead-zone

>>74271388
norway is finished

>>74271398
f-fuck you o-okay??

>>74271354

that last turn by landertinger was nice to watch

>>74271349
shipuil as astrong as fourcade on good day
would overtake fourcade at 9 februaue too, if martin was fair playing

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damn this nigga had a lot of pressure on him right here

>>74271373
Fucking this! Mos important Fucktard btfoed!

>>74271408
yea not often you see that kind of speed in biathlon

>>74271398
Dasha will be sweating for Norway tonight and in 20 years they're gonna dominate all disciplines.

>commentator saying "schempp was not in top form"

no shit
when is he ever though?
like 1 out of 40 races

>>74271413
makes it all the more sweeter that it was by "muh russia" and based shipulin himself

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>>74271388
mind if I save your picture? Can I trade it with mine?

>>74271411
Fuck, you can really see the fear in his eyes. Fucking fantastic effort to overcome it and win. Hats off to Russia.

>>74271411
>is the man to finally cuck fourkek

is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?

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J U S T
U
S
T

>>74271445
schemp is world top-3 at the moment
also lost lots of energy on 1st lap and paid on 3rd

>>74271449

french commentators can't handle the salt

"y-yeah it's a pretty good race overall, we don't see that much from our french team"

>>74271480
>zero golds

what did they mean by this?

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>>74271456
Save it, it's all yours my friend.

>>74271468
fourcade was still better, it was a relay senpai.

fucking relay babbies

>>74271482
>also lost lots of energy on 1st lap and paid on 3rd
btw the same to fourcade. he did a lot of work on 1st lap, a less on 2nd and shipulan was saving the energy

>>74271480
meh, based bjorn getting his medal is all needed for it to be a good VM. all the races have been really exciting anyway

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>>74271499
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, frogs on suicide watch.

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>>74271480
>7 medals

WE WON

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WORST CHAMPIONSHIP RELAY SINCE 1993

>>74271499
That's not true. I love fourcade but shipulin was way hungrier and was skiing better.

>>74271493
top kek
>>74271499
>that salt

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>>74271498
thanks

>>74271530
faster time for fourcade

>>74271480
haha shitway will end the championship with 0 gold

anyone see if fourcade congratulate shipulin?

>>74271480
It's fun that Bjorndalen won a silver, otherwise there's not much to be happy about here. We're clearly not as good as we used to be, we seriously need to step up our game. Maybe they all can get asthma like the other Norwegian skiers?

>>74271480
Guys, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

>>74271566
just because his shooting was faster
shipulin had faster ski time

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>>74271524
>>74271540

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU MY LIFE IS SHIT AND EMPTY I HAVE VERY FEW MOMENTS OF HAPPINESS, THE ONLY HAPPINESS I CAN MUSTER IS WHEN MY SHIT COUNTRY RARELY WINS SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>74271566
any numbers?
fourcade did 10/10?

>>74271590
When you put it like that I actually feel bad for you :(

>>74271572
i havent saw, the whole last lap and after-finish was showing the austrian vs german

>>74271573
>Maybe they all can get asthma like the other Norwegian skiers?

this is why i don't root for norway women. they also so whiny. always complain complain. little princesses. we /teamstina/ for lahti

>>74271572
I'm there (posting from my phone)

Saw Fourcade go up to Shipulin whispering "You think you fucked me today? I will fuck your whore sister" before walking away, but Shipulin walked after him and headbutted him right in his chest

>>74271628
KEK

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>>74271628

I have a question to my Norwegian friends:

If your women are shit and are never going to win anything but still they probably more athletic than the average wench you find on the street, why don't you take them and put them into a secret Bjorn breeding programm?

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>>74271628
>I rate Fourcade

>>74271681
Because it's not ancient Greece, we don't breed people. That being said, a lot of biathletes marry each other and have kids, Dasha and Bjorndalen for example.

>>74271588
>>74271593
It seems fourcade actually did ski faster.
fourcade: 16:03.4
shipulin: +3.4

I still maintain shipulin wanted it more and could have outskied fourcade if they started at the same time. But maybe not shoot as well and choke away the win.

>>74271681
We tried, but none of them met Ole's standards.

>>74271708
Don't forget to marry Tiril to a guy that is at least 2 meters tall.

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>>74271713

Why Norways team in so deep depression? Both M and W

Like we did in 2016(0 medals)

>>74271713
>+3.4
don't say much since on the last 250-300 meters they already knew nothing gonna happen

i'm surpirsed how anton climb the mountains this seasons, just liek he did in 14-15. He was good in Hochfiltzen today and at 9th February

honestly, at the last lap at 9 february, when I saw how Shipulin could keep right behind Martin on the last uphill(the same where Schemp today couldnt after Landi), i thought Shupilin have 73% chance to win silver for us, since he is among the best sprinters(last 80-150 meters) and fourcade among the worst in world top-20.

>>74271772
for one the women have tirils boyfriend as a trainer now who is a little too casual imo. he said they had zero goals for medal before the championship started. seems like a low energy guy. shouldn't involve people in love life in sports trainer it can be distracting

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spot the norway(right below the biathlon-flagman - usa)

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a_dasRZcQw

>>74274778
why are they whistling/booing?

what's going on here?

>>74276260
wrong anthem(old one, 90s)

>>74276260
Organizers play the wrong anthem. His was using in 1990-2001.
And our guys sing an acapella.

>>74276371
this*

>>74276371
top kek, how many words are changed? the melody is basically the same right?

not as bad as people playing deutschlandlied i assume?

>>74276534
Words - all, music too.
It's not bad at all. It's just strange and stupid - play wrong song in high level event.

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>>74276534
>not as bad as people playing deutschlandlied i assume?

wtf? The Deutschlandlied is together with the music of Joseph Haydn still the national anthem.

btw. tomorrow 11:30 women's mass start. Do not forget.

>>74279003
I hope i'll wake up for it.. seems unlikely though.

>>74271590
Damn
I feel bad for you

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Start list

1 KOUKALOVA Gabriela CZE
2 DAHLMEIER Laura GER
3 DOMRACHEVA Darya BLR
4 CHEVALIER Anais FRA
5 RUNGGALDIER Alexia ITA
6 KAISA FIN
7 DORIN HABERT Marie FRA
8 WIERER Dorothea ITA
9 HILDEBRAND Franziska GER
10 BRAISAZ Justine FRA
11 PUSKARCIKOVA Eva CZE
12 AKIMOVA Tatiana RUS
13 DZHIMA Yuliia UKR
14 HONZ Vanessa GER
15 OLSBU Marte NOR
16 HAUSER Lisa Theresa AUT
17 DUNKLEE Susan USA
18 AYMONIER Celia FRA
19 VITTOZZI Lisa ITA
20 MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya UKR
21 SANFILIPPO Federica ITA
22 KUZMINA Anastasiya SVK
23 SKARDINO Nadezhda BLR
24 STARYKH Irina RUS
25 FIALKOVA Paulina SVK
26 GREGORIN Teja SLO
27 LAUKKANEN Mari FIN
28 GASPARIN Selina SUI
29 ECKHOFF Tiril NOR
30 AVVAKUMOVA Ekaterina KOR

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>>74285499
Start is by the way at 11.30 (less than 2 bongs).

>>74271950
Not sure if this guy is serious, but their trainer is Tiril's brother

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>>74285714
why not both

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Fanny is finally retiring.

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God damn this cross country skiiing production is fucking terrible. Fuck you Estonia

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>>74285714
That's not necessarily a contradiction.

haha time for disappointment

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Aaaaand here we GO!

>tfw no Stefanie Popova starting

dahlmeierwinslol

>if dubbs, Hampster will collaps on track.

Why is Domracheva so based

>Kaisa
>JUSTINE
>Lt. Hauser
>Eva

waifu killing strikes again!

>>74286176
She gets intra vaginal high testosterone injections before every race.

>>74286192
That's hot

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>Susan Dunklee leading

USA has taken over biathlon sport

rest in peace domracheva, eckhoff, hinz and hildebrand

>Eckhoff
>Fialkova
>Domilfcheva
>Honz

Funny how the eternal choker get through though..

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>this WC

REEEEEEEEEE!!!

Do they even practise shooting?

Wew.
Italy 4th, 6th, 7th, 8th.

dat italy squad

Why is Norway so irrelevant?
Anyone know?

I thought they like biathlon up there. Even their king watches it at the Holmenkollen.

>>74286249
We can skii, we cannot shoot

what's your favorite moment of this wc atm ?

I really enjoyed watching bailey's gold race

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>>74286253
not biathlon targets at least

>>74286264
Fourcade getting cucked

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can't wait till this amerifat gets exposed as a pronebabby

>>74286249
We've never been that good at women's biathlon, we've just had one great biathlete carrying the rest in every generation (Skjelbreid, Tjorhom, Berger). Now we have zero.

What the fuck is up with the Americans these days?

Someone better re-check their samples for illegal substances.

We are rooting for Kaisa or MDH, r-r-right guyw?

>>74286288
Why would I root for favorites of other teams?

If anything I want my own country to win OR an unlikely candidate to win, so Dunklee.

>>74286283
the difference between USA and Russia is that the people in charge of their state sponsored doping actually know how to do their jobs and got way more money.
Those drugs are not detectable or not illegal because nobody knows about them.

>>74286295
Laura and Susan

Reminder that out of Dunklee, Dahlmeier, Koukalova, Dorin Habert, Makarainen and Wierer only half of them can get a medal.
Half of them will be cucked.

>>74286264
Doll winning and I don't even care for Doll :^)

>>74286283
Oy vey! Doping test do not apply to american athletes. Besides they are also very sickcpepleo who require a lot of medication. For medical reasons of course. Let's better jump on them Russkiys again!

Dzhima looks weird as fuck.

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>watching your wife getting fucked by other guys is the fetish of the thinking man

USA USA USA

LAURA LAURA LAURA

FUCK THESE DOPERS

NEED LAURA TO PULL THROUGH

pizdec!

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Is this gonna be the worst race ever?

tfw dunklee will get dunked on at the end

>first WC podium/win for americans
>on WChamps
Coincidence?

>suddenly makarainen fit again and hunting down cocklover

oh shit

Kaisa

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Fucking comon KAISA!

HAHAHAHA ANOTHER FOURTH PLACE FOR KOUKALOVA

HOW CAN ONE WOMAN BE THIS MUCH OF A LOSER

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>"Mäkäräinen on irti!"

>Laura breaking Berger's record of 4 golds and 2 silvers in the same WCh with 5 golds and 1 silver
Worst championship ever.

>>74286362
Hey, kid. Watch your mouth okay.
You don't get to post in here unless you have at least 1 gold medal.

so fucking happy for KAISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINLAND POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

death to america!

>>74286366
Johannes 'Leave Fourcuck to me' Bǿe is taking home the gold later today.

Screencap this post.

JEEEEZUS! German commentator has lost it! Says Hampster is the biggest dominance in female biathlon since Magdalena 4sperg. Then, it gets really silly by saying that Laura is much better on track.

You fucking idiot! Even Neuner and prime Miri were better on track. They were eternal chokers at the range!
This delusional faggot unironically thinksmthat Hampster could ever challenge 4sperg. Top kek!

fucking 9 (NINE) misses by (>JUST)IN

>>74286391
>Says Hampster is the biggest dominance in female biathlon since Magdalena 4sperg.
Its hard to say right now, because 0 olympics and 0 crystal globes at the moment

but fun fact
she was competing in 6 races this WCHamps.
she took FIVE OUT OF SIX GOLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and 6th medals was FUCKING SILVER +4 SEC ON SPRINT(?)!!!!
so fucking pity


i mean, 6/6 could be impossible recorc mark to beat....

>>74286391
But he is right. Dahlmeier is the strongest we've had since Neuner.

Runggaldier and Vitozzi should quit smoking.

Vitozzi behind Fialkova who took two laps!

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Tiril should just switch over to XC already.

>Dahlmeier the same age as LTH

>>74286413

You say it. SINCE Neuner! She is no Neuner and no Disl. And she is for sure no Forsperg.

>>74286419
>Braisaz and Olsbu
good god
>hildebrand THAT far behind with "only" 2 mistakes compared to everyone else there

she's fucking dead on track, I bet she collapsed again
she needs to stop

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WTF WITH FRANCISCA????????

she was so good 2 days ago

Do you know that Dahlmeier DOES NOT HAVE a boyfriend, probably?

its the conclusion i made of her statement on 14ht February

she is seems to be aspie a litle bit though

>>74286430
>the city of France's shooting

>>74286419
>wierer has 2 errors, same as hildebrand, but is 2:35 ahead of hildebrand

my sides

I'm falling in love with Vanessa's tights.... Got some screens, they're very appetite

>>74286463
Are you the Russian in love with the qt girl who's near Fourcade ?

Get ready for the Deutschlandlied Europe!

>>74286429
Hildebrand and Olsbu are total shit. Olsbu behind JUSTine with 9 misses and 1:15 behind Lt. Hauser with the same number of misses.

>>74286437
>tfw no qt aspie gf

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>>74286469
not in love, but it was me, who brought your attention to her and asked for her name(what it is? you did not say), yes.

she is alrady few years with Martin, she is from french team, some kind of manager

(i m in love with many girls, but venassa first of all! also lth, oeberg, mari, kaisa, .....list goes on)
(vanessa first)

Cuckalova may be the worst last loop skier of all time

Not a single explosive muscle in her body. The way she jsut got out of the way when Kaisa pulled in front...

>>74286504
Yeah, I wanted to write "mirin'" but w/e.

Be read for this afternoon, you might get a name. I will help you

Mari > Kaisa

>German commentator joking: I would like to hear the german nation anthem!

Oy vey, german nationalism on the rise!

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Pity!

Hinz was higher than Dunklee in rating,,,,,,, a nd now even ONE individual podium in World Cup carreer for her at the moment!

>>74286511
What do you expect when the only chance to get Cocklover to training is letting her train with the men's team?

>>74286437
>Do you know that Dahlmeier DOES NOT HAVE a boyfriend, probably?
well colour me surprised!

>>74286517
Naaaah... Kaisa Binlands hottest meme.

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us higher than norway and russia.... rly mks brn wrk

>>74286518
Don't scare me like that, Hans

>>74286518
>in germany you have to be joking if you eant to hear the national anthem

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>>74286556
Don't worry, Ole. This time all together...

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>>74286493
i know some people dislike her looks, but i find her qt and very open

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>>74286604
>>74286493

WHY LAURA SAID 'NEXT QUEISTION'??????????????????????????????? on poidum interview!!!!!

she was asked 'blablabla funf medalen' and she answered short: 'next answer'