/epl/ - /efl/ friendly thread

>>74245016

5-1

If you subtract 1 from 5, you get 4

Their favorite place to finish.

>>74245041
MEME MAGIC!

>>74245041
Round of 16

If you multiply 4 by 4, you get 16

Their favourite place to get knocked out

Arsenal will win 3-0 in the home leg, then arse fans will celebrate it as a good omen for next year

>>74245144
honestly Arsenal will lose the 2nd leg by a single goal and those delusional fucks will still find a reason to hope

https://twitter.com/OptaJohan/status/831980058323607556

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*leaps towards the premier league*

The other thread 404'd?

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>yfw arsenal lose to sutton as well

>state of /epl/

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>tfw villa fan

>>74245016
>greentext
Every year round 16 of CL always the lowest point of arsenal's season.

>>74245958
you're never coming back up are you

>>74245968
we're going to go down again in the next few seasons

I hope the "English teams are good" meme is dead once and for all

>>74245977
I thought there was a full clearing out of personnel, the fuck happened

>>74245982
>Arsenal did as expected
>kiwifag thinks a realisation has occured

>>74245992
>Gabby still around
>Players don't enjoy living there because the Midlands is generally a shit place
>Constant negative undercurrent from fans like me
>Sell Prem quality, buy Championship/League One quality

That's without addressing the absolute state of our on pitch performances

https://twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/832159858996699136

Arsene seems to be in a little trouble with the board.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/8/main/2017/02/16/32734092/the-shocking-fixture-pile-up-that-shows-manchester-united-are-in-

>Mourinho’s side could yet have 28 games still to play over the remaining 14 weeks of the season, with March’s international break helping to condense an already-bursting United calendar.
>“April and May will be very, very, very, very hard if we progress in all the competitions. So hopefully it will be very, very, very, very hard.”

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OH MY GOSH

>>74246395
ITS D DOUBLE

>>74246447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM1MC9cMHIs


SHITPOST ON /SP/

DAS HOW AH LAAAAIK IT

>/efl/ friendly

Can we be /nba/ and /heem/ friendly as well since we're opening the thread up to completely irrelevant shit?

>>74246530
Well epl is an irrelevant league too. It's not even on tv here

>>74246530
might as well just merge /epl/ with /asp/

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I thought we all agreed

>>74246554
Me on the far right

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What went wrong?

>>74246013
nowhere is bad if ur a millionaire footballer you can't use that as an excuse lad

>>74246013
>buy Championship/League One quality
It's not that bad an idea if you do it properly,like Jewcastle did.

You need a few of those players that have done it all before in the league if you're gonna be competitive,sadly Villa haven't done that with any of their big money signigns this winter.

choose to support arseanal who plays hours away from where you live and in a stadium you've never been to
>over ur local club

>>74246569
Everyone else got good

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So what teams do you reckon these two south londoners from croydon support?

>>74246596
Chose to hate a club who live hours away from you
Who have fans you have never met
Purely because they are the 'rivals' of a different team who play hours away from you

>>74246621
why do you keep posting about people who were big 6/7 years ago

>>74246620
B O O M
U
S
T

>>74246627
just wanted to make fun of the fact that benga's the typical nigger who supports arsenal while da white boy skream supports his local team

cant think of any other examples

>still no FM17 torrent with latest patch
absolutely disgusting

>>74246656
>torrent
You're the fucking disgusting one

>>74246656
>>74246661
Eh eh calm down liek eh.
>>/trb/

>>74246661
>paying 60 quid every year for a roster update plus better grass
pls

>>74246661
>paying money for the same shit each year
good goy

>>74246620
That is fucking scary.

>>74246670
But the grass this year!

>>74246674
If it is the same, why doesn't he just play last year's version with a squad update?

Arsenal.

>>74246684
Yes.

>>74246684
No.

>>74246684
Maybe.

>>74246684
I don't know. Could you repeat the question?

>>74246684
I don't know

>>74246684
Bullshit

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Who /Sutton/ here?

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>>74246554
nah this was the final revision

>>74246739
Burnley
Oxford after replay
Milwall
Man City
Chelsea
Fulham
Man United
Arsenal

>>74246760
What does the L stand for in "EPL League"?

>>74246767
League

>>74246767
league
because its a league

>>74246798
>>74246802
"Eritrean Premier League League"?

>>74246739
Ideally it would be this

Lincoln
Millwall
Wolves
Oxford
Man City
Fulham
Blackburn
Sutton

>>74246818
>Being ABH

>>74246804
it's the english EPL league lad

>>74246824
"English Eritrean Premier League League?"

>>74246530
fucking hell you autist. which club do you bandwagon?

>>74246829
>"English Eritrean Cadbury© Premier League League?"
Keep up with the news, lad.

>>74246680
fm12 was the last good game and it doesnt have a squad update package worth anything

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4228504/Jose-Mourinho-make-Man-Utd-special-says-Paul-Scholes.html

The failing Man United pressuring Crooked Scholes to talk up their faltering club! SAD!

>>74246913
pointless him giving an interview. He has barely anything interesting to say.

For me, its David Bentley.

>>74246941
For me, i have no fucking clue what that means at all

It's good they're out of the Champions League because now they can focus on qualifying for the Champions League instead.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12098/10769930/gianni-infantino-wants-three-or-four-hosts-for-2026-world-cup

>Infantino wants 4 hosts for the 2026 world cup
England, Wales, N. Ireland and Ireland. That's that sorted

>>74246962
Christ, at least Blatter kept his money making/laundering schemes somewhat covert

>>74246962
>Wales over Scotland

Hi Daffyd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKZdsisDlCE

How true is this?

>>74246962
>Ireland
>not Principality of Sealand

>>74246994
Only considering countries that have qualified for major tournaments this millennium

>>74247014
>Implying that's relevant for hosting

>>74247023
Don't want hosts embarrassing themselves again after Qatar will finish bottom of their group

>>74246962

Australia has to be #1

>>74247026
when can we get Scottish flags on /sp/ so we can weed out the worthless opinions of meddling scots

>>74247028
>You now remember the abombination that is Aami Park

>>74247042
all the posts by Brendâo will be filtered then though. Wouldn't want that

>>74246739
Thats not how Arsene operates its a long drawn out dissapointment not a disaster. Comfortable 3-0 win

>>74247051
Just put the games in the MCG and Etihad, AAMI park can host games like Nigeria vs Peru

>>74247042
Never because they'll decide not to leave again in a second referendum

>>74247072
tbf, the G is in the top 5 stadia on the planet

>>74247075
it's Jay

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For me, it's Le Cut Inside Man

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*collapses towards the championship*

>>74245982
>implying lester aren't going to meme their way into UCL final while being relegated at the same time

Will united move out of 6th next match day??!

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http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38993655

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74247226

Bought and paid-for officials.

Nice sport you've got there bongs.

>>74247226
how long before he's the star of an isis video?

>>74247226
Will the buy mike dean too?

>>74247256
hes got too many ties to Spurs for Saudi Arabia to want him

>>74247226
Arsenal confirmed relegation candidates next season.

>>74245091
>>74245091
>>74245091
>>74245091
>>74245091
>>74245091
really makes u considerate

>>74247223
No. The City match will be postponed due to the League Cup final.
When they beat Blackburn in the FA Cup, that will cause another match to be postponed.
They will remain in 6th unless someone above them has a collapse. They will have 2 games in hand until late April, probably.

>>74245958
im a villa fan too man ;( ever since nigel reo coker and petrov days. with some milner and ashley young. a real team to reckoned with

>>74247287
you can have young back if you want lad

>>74247226

This is what we get for paying refs fuck all.

They actually had a fucking press conference for Clattenburgs arrival

>>74247244
not long. they're not too keen on the gays over there

>>74247226
eplel BTFO. Even their best referees don't want to stay there

>>74245041
>>74245091
PRAISE KEK

>a-at lease we have st Totteringhams day haha

>>74247374
Yes we really aspire to be a powerhouse like saudi aGAYbia

>>74247374
>clattenburg is considered the best
This really says a lot about the state of our refs

>Clattenburg to Arab
Topwew

Handball rules should be as follows

1) Officiating
a. If the ball hits the players hand, it is handball.
b. the players hands have to be above the waist for 1a to take effect
c. in the event of a sliding tackle, b. is void and a handball is committed

2) Penalizing
a. if the handball is committed by a defending player, the defender receives a yellow card and a free kick to the attacking team is awarded (if inside the box, a penalty and a yellow card is awarded)
b. If the handball is committed by the attacking player, the attacker gets a yellow card and play is stopped in favour of the defending team
c. Should 2a or 2b be a clearly intentional handball, the player receives a red card

>>74247445
Haven't you boarded already Mark?

China is trying buy the best players

Meanwhile Saudi Arabia are trying to buy the best referees topkek lol

>>74247445

Just make every hand ball a free kick, yellow if in the box and red on the line.

>>74247374
jokes on us, the royal family is overpaying for an overrated ref instead of investing for our future

>>74247459
Football without rules and regulations is nothing you convict animal.

>>74247498
What are you even carrying on about m8? I think you failed to understand the post.

pretty upset about our mark
he will be missed but i understand why he's leaving
think it comes down to
a shit ton of oil money
getting abused by thousands of people week in week out and
the fa not respecting him as being the best ref in the country when he clearly was

>>74247552
>he will be missed
Arsenal fan I take it?

Hope those dirty fucking Arabs invade the pitch and behead him after he incorrectly disallows a goal desu.

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i will not forget the good times mark

>>74247588
>Mark Battenburg

>>74247588
>Fat Fattenfat

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>>74247625
audible kek

Anything you lads want me to shout at Pep on Saturday? Seems weird as fuck that he's coming to Huddersfield desu.

>>74247721
take a huge FRAUD sign

Who in the world still thinks EPL is still a strong league? Any team just parks the bas against any other one
Every game is bus vs. bus
Ibrahimovic had been a most scoring player for a bunch of rounds.... Thus actually nuff

love klopp https://youtu.be/YXughiAeXRw

>>74247721
EXPOSED

>>74247471
Fuck off with your critical thinking and planning for the future this is not the place

>>74247836
Make your NT qualify into WC at least once then talk about your minor level league

>>74247471
It's not like they invest your personal money.

>>74246684
>Posts Arsenal
>Post No. ends in 4
Really gets the neurons firing.

>>74247936
Really boils my kettle

>>74247936
What a hilarious joke say something in welch to make me laugh even more

>>74247226
celebrity refs were a mistake
hopefully he gets executed bismillah

>>74247795
hate glaziers

>>74248076
I SAY YOU BUY ONE

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how goals will Pogba score tonight lads?

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>>74248101
>how goals will Pogba score tonight lads?

>>74248119
Im sorry your computer-like mind cannot figure out I missed a word.

>>74248101
Even if he will.. it matters not because the only case English team would ever win any cup is when their enemies would be involved in aircraft crash

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Is Ricky our guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgoEWtB3fA0

>>74248128
>St. Etienne
>English

cyka blyat

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>>74248127
>Im

>>74248145
Look im more islander than you don't talk to me this way

>>74248139
>Arrogant atheist
>Knows fuck all about football

Ricky is very much our guy.

APOEL v Hapoel Europa final please

What's up with this furious Russian lad.

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>>74246684
>mfw

>>74246395
>>74246447
I'M THAT LYRICAL FATHER, NAME AN MC THAT SPITS HARDER

>>74248171
New gimmick. Either the Slav or the Flip got bored

>>74248171
Today is the day when 3 Russian teams will be knocked out of EL
What ever couldve made me happy more

GO LUDOGORETS

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ENOCH
ENOCH

HE'S GOT A MASSIVE COCK
HE SHAGGED A SLAG AND NOW SHE'S DEAD
HE SWINGS HIS COCK AROUND HIS HEAD

ENOCH ENOCH

>>74248321
>The absolute state of non-league posters

Genuinely embarrased. Why don't the mods banish you to >>>/asp/?

AND WE'RE AS-TON-VILLA
*clap clap clap clap*
AS-TON-VILLA EFF SEE

THEY'RE MY FATHERS GREATEST TEAM
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

>>74248369
CAN YOU HEAR THE
CAN YOU HEAR THE
CAN YOU HEAR THE ZULUS SING?

I CANT HEAR A FUCKING THING

really want to see luiz, hazard, and costa benched against wolves. pls conte luiz is playing with a strapped up knee for 3 weeks know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJVgEm2JGCw

he doesn't support his local team https://youtu.be/ij1pRIrWpa0

>>74248518
>yfw wenger leaves and arse does a milan

>>74248142
I remember watching the match live, hoping it would end a draw.
But, us being us, we let them score.

Anyone had a chance to listen to Arsena fan tv yet?

Any good rants?

>>74248601
>the absolute state of Arsenal fans
>literally pls no bully his son over how shit Arsenal are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeM4c7lTeMY

>>74245231
The fuck is wrong with Arsenal fans?

There are people genuinely trying to defend this shitshow with "B-B-BUT AT LEAST WE QUALIFY FOR DA CL!!!11".

>>74248661
>F.AM
do people actually use this in real life?

>>74248704
unfortunately yes

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>>74246962
>tfw you're still here in 2026

>>74248704
Yes, mainly impoverished n*ggers.

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>>74248717
>tfw back in 2010 I joked about being on /sp/ for another world cup
>tfw already been on here for two and will most likely be here for a third

>>74248704
Only nig nogs in London use it unironically.

>>74248717
Tis only 9 years away.
/sp/ is 9 years old.

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>>74248704
>>74248714
>>74248719
>>74248739

>>74248743
>tfw been here for 8 years

I really REALLY need to get a life.

>>74248704
Only losers use that.

Winners say senpai.

I'm a winner.

Are you a winner senpai?

>>74248779
Ah, I discovered 4chan about 10 years ago.
It used to be the basement of the internet but now it's pretty mainstream.
It's okay to be here.

>>74248779
Me too. Started browsing in high school and now I'm in my last year of grad school lmao

>>74248811
>>74248818
Yeah I started using /b/ in 2007. Started browsing /sp/ when there was a really clear crossover between American and Euro /sp/, the days of Irish and Heisenberg's constant trolling. Ah memories :')

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>mfw chelsea will win the next TEN (10) PL titles and FIVE (5) champions league titles

feels good to be on top bros

>>74248779
>tfw wasted most of my 4chan time on /b/ not knowing about this board

>>74248859
I think I spent like half a year on /b/ before moving to other boards. I still remember the wonderful feeling of getting my first reply.

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>>74248779
>tfw nearly 10 years on this site

At what point do I just top myself

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>>74248859
>tfw never went on /b/

>>74248859
>>74248872
First time I ever browsed /b/ there was a "which one" thread of 3 girls I'd played spin the bottle with a few weekends previous. Trolling the OP got me hooked. 10 years later, still here :'(

>>74248885
iktfb

glorious

>>74246962
>no scotland
want to see a world cup semi at the Ibrox lad

>>74247354
its not like ha plays all he needs to do is know the rules

honestly could make refereeing a part time job for students and there wouldnt be any difference

>>74248797
You don't need to say senpai to be a winner but I am a winner.

World cup knock out games should be two legs and played in the stadiums of the 2 teams, debate me.

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>>74248877
Brexit.webm

>>74248978
Only because you said senpai.

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Bayern was playing so bad in the league, they barely could beat a relegation candidate. Still putting in 5 against Arsenal doesn't seem like a problem at all
Arsenal are a shame for the proud country of england, all of it's inhabitants and the european football in general

>>74249001
A Champions League World Cup?

I like it.

Blud, senpai, innit?

https://twitter.com/mikesanz19/status/832009910070149121

>>74249001
>international football

Not for me thanks.

>>74249016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fIrIg8pSV4

>>74249007
>the proud country of england
Oh my dayz blud

>Bayern was playing so bad in the league, they barely could beat a relegation candidate.
League and CL are two different pairs of shoes.

>>74248877
Suicide pact?

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*carves into championship*

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>>74249106
>when they don't offer wine in pints

I sympaise with Clattenburg desu. Refs in the prem are probably the best in the world yet get shit on constantly.
Don't understand why he'd go to Saudi fucking Arabia tho where he'd get stoned for making a bad call. Go to America or something

>>74249226
How many stoning matches will he ref?

>>74249226
>Don't understand why he'd go to Saudi fucking Arabia tho

Because they offered the most money.

>>74249226
Maybe he enjoys ethical haircuts.

>>74249226
>Refs in the prem are probably the best in the world
Not sure if serious.

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>>74249226
>Refs in the prem are probably the best in the world

>>74249226
>Refs in the prem are probably the best in the world
almost every EPL ref bar Clatters is absolute shite

>>74249297
>this coming from a Bayern customer

l e l

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>>74249226
>Refs in the prem are probably the best in the world yet get shit on constantly.

>>74249328
>bar Clatters

>>74249398
every time pogba shoots

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>>74249423
ayy

Reminder that in the past 6 (six) years David Moyes has been to the quarter final of the champions league more times than Arsenal

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>>74249608
Moyes did NOTHING wrong.

>>74249608
Football Genius

>>74249608
but he is a winner

>>74249680
>>74249685
is the ball full of helium? why is it floating

>>74248661
the Allianz Arena looks impressive from an outside view. defo one of the best designed stadium in europe

The Chinese say they have finally bought AC Milan.

>>74250024
I wonder if chink owners are worse than American ones

>>74250024

I look forward to their new stadium collapsing due to a slight breeze.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38998199

>Championship clubs have agreed "in principle" to use goalline technology from the start of next season. Clubs agreed to the decision on Thursday and it will be presented at the EFL annual general meeting in June. The Premier League started using Hawk-Eye technology in 2013 and it is already used in the play-offs.

GOAL
LINE
TECHNOLOGY
CONFIRMED

>spurs

>>74250111
>non league stuck in the past

kek

>Spurs
lamo

>>74250111
Mind giving me the pick for NBA MVP since we're getting irrelevant and off topic?

>74250200
>you will never be as much of an attention-seeking faggot as this guy is

>complaining about non-league being off-topic

100% of the posts here are already off-topic, I've yet to see anyone discuss the Eritrean Premier League.

>>74250319
>>74250596
I count both of these as direct replies

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I'LL FOLLOW YOU DOOOOOOOWN THROUGH THE EYE OF THE STORM
DON'T WORRY I'LL KEEP YOU WARM

>>74250037
Probably not. Arab and Chinese tycoons buy clubs because they actually like football, for Americans it's another business to make a profit from.

Southampton signs Martin Caceres until the end of the season.

I'd say 50% chance of this being a disaster

>>74250987
Worst case scenario he's not as good as he once was, best case scenario they have quite a decent CB. Don't see how this in any way can end up being a disaster.

>spurs

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Your PL Champions for 17/18

>spurs

The absolute fucking state of the English """"""premier"""""""" league.

>>74253199
We never see Chilean Premier League threads.

The problem with Tottenham is that they always try to walk it in.

>>74253120
Why would Griezmann move to United?

>>74253120
>English Premier League

We all agreed Zlatan is the best signing of the summer?

>>74253435
He wants to get blacked by pogdab and get paid millions for it.

What will the inevitable 30 for 30 be called about Leicester after they become relegated, but win the champions league?

Also if such meme magic were to happen, would Ranieri be sacked still?

>>74253221
Chilean Primera División you mean.

>>74254128
No. the Campeonato Scotiabank

>>74253477
Will this be a spinoff to the Vardy movie?

>page 8
fucking hell

Pep Guardiola, the best football player n coach of all times will manage NT of Russia on upcoming WC to win it over

>>74257366
You can't hack Messi like you hacked the election Vladmir

>>74257393
Come here at 2018 and we will together with our islanders friends, the Scotts, fight fucking bogz and welchs and support our teams

>>74253435
if barca don't come in for him

>>74253120
>ibrahimovic
>champion

Beyond-kek

>>74257366
>82% possession, lose 2-0 to Mauritania.

>Goalkeeper Sergio Romero has kept six consecutive clean sheets for United and hasn't conceded a goal since an Alex Revell penalty for Northampton in September 2016.

Is he, dare I say it, better than >de gay?

>>74257713
Mourinho is just being a stat padding cunt for the time when he sells Romero for £20m

england is the greatest country on the planet

>It's fa cup week

>>74253120
You forgot to replace Dr Gary

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when do we start feeling sorry for him?

>Claudio Ranieri set to make 10 changes for Leicester's upcoming FA Cup clash

>>74257916
>It's fa cup week
Who is Liverpool's opponent? Bet the la's are excited for a good cup match!

>>74257950
wew

>>74257925

I felt sorry for him about 5 years ago, now he's doing it to himself.

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Predictions?

Thousands of fans from Chile have organised a march, asking Alexis Sanchez to leave Arsenal due to a lack of support at the Premier League club.

Chilean supporters have used Facebook to promote the protest, which will take place in Santiago on March 1 amid Arsenal's woes.

The event - named 'National March for Alexis Sanchez to leave Arsenal' - already has over 4,000 attendees.

It comes after Arsenal were embarrassed 5-1 by Bayern Munich in the first leg of their Champions League last-16 tie on Wednesday, with former Barcelona star Sanchez cutting a lonely figure afterwards amid uncertainty over his future as his contract is due to expire at the end of next season, and his countrymen back home are fed up.

"We, as Chileans are tired to watch one of our biggest stars play on his own to make his team get through," a description of the event said on Facebook.

"We don't want him to play at Real Madrid, nor go back to Barcelona, we don't give a f*** where he plays, we just want him to fight along with 10 other players to get the results.

"He doesn't deserve to be alone."

>>74258213
I predict fucking abysmal, pointless, worthless, sorry imitation of football. But then again that's every single non-league match day. Now, fuck off to /asp/, the grown ups are trying to discuss REAL football.

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find it quite funny when the flip pretends to really really really hate liverpoo cos that's what an real man u fan would do desu

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>>74258237
>We hate riverpoor. go eat in bin scouse scum.

/EPL LEAGUE/ TEST

Q1. From your current position can you see any windows?

>>74258276
Q1) yes

>>74257925
When he fucking goes.

>>74250111
Why hasn't someone invented offside technology yet, where a computer tells you if someone is offside or not.

>>74258322
it'd ruin the game lad, all those correct decisions

>>74258322
We probably have the technology for it, but it'll be way too expensive. You'd have to have loads of sensors, maybe even some in the players boots.

>>74258347
arent there already sensors for statistics like how many km player run etc?

>>74258347
really they should just let the refs keep doing offsides most of the time but use video replays for them when a goal happens

>>74258347
arent there already sensos for players like how many km they run etc?

>>74258213
0-2
1-1
1-4
2-1
0-1
3-3
2-3

>>74258347
>You'd have to have loads of sensors
What the goddamn fuck are you talking about? They can do it on TV 5/10 seconds after a call, I doubt it will be difficult to refine that. Fucking sensors.

>>74258213
Rotherham to be absolutely raped, but officials won't penalize anyone.

>>74258375
Fuck off.

>>74258376
Yeah okay lets have stoppages all the time that'll be fun. Fucking retard. What if there is no call? What if there was an offside decision that didn't result in a goal, but still affected the game in some way? If it were that easy they would have already done it.

Next time use your brain before you act so fucking rude to me.

>>74258234
>being this much of a newfag

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>FA cup weekend

is there anything worse in football

>>74258443
>lets have stoppages
Do you read what I said?
>I doubt it will be difficult to refine that
The game plays on fine with goal-line technology so it would be the same with offside technology.

>>74258479
international breaks

It sure says a lot about the state of Arsenal that their fans are desperate for Welbeck to play.

>>74258479
This >>74258482 desu, at least there's European football now

>>74258443
>What if there was an offside decision that didn't result in a goal, but still affected the game in some way?
Like most offsides then?

>What if there is no call?
What?

>If it were that easy they would have already done it.
I know, right? New technology never gets invented, huh? Maybe FIFA etc are lazy cunts and they're not trying to get it done. They had a system in place for years in tennis before those guys gave a fuck. Just outsource and have people bid for the contract. 3 different people will come up with 3 different ways within 3 months.

>Next time use your brain before you act so fucking rude to me.
Okay, Mr. generic face in a sea of generic faces. I will make a point of that. Cunt.

Fuck off Arse-nee Wanker

>>74258479

Don't worry lad, the Championship is still here for REAL football fans

Can't wait for the international break

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*walks towards the premier league*

>>74258630

They're going to destroy Newcastle next week.

>>74258640
Why is Newcastle suddenly shitting the bed in form? It didn't get any better after Jonjo 'Couscous Nonce' Shelvey came back.

Also, wasn't awake for the Ipswitch match, how was it?

>>74258213
I know next to nothing about FL Championship teams, but

2-3
3-1
1-1
2-0
1-2
0-2
0-0

>>74258655

It was because Gayle was out. Mitrovic and Perez aren't a real threat.

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mad new release on deep medi today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf1DhUhra2I

>Wenger staying

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>st totteringham is a lucrative trophy la

>That sinking feeling when you realise this is a reserve team cup weekend and there's no actual worthwhile games

FA cup seriously needs to fuck off

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Holy fuck hahahahahaha arsenal on cuck watch

>>74258482
International breaks are fine if the games are competitive. Friendlies are completely pointless.

>>74258821
No, they need to bring back the Cup Winners' Cup to reward teams for doing well in it.

>>74258839
This 2bh

>>74258830
Friendlies allow managers to try new things.

>>74258562
I don't support Halal Madrid

>>74258852
>Halal Madrid
He obviously meant Salt Lake

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I really think about this thread every day. Every time I see Javi Martinez, every time I think about pizza hut, every time somebody wants to go to a carvery, every time a seagull flies by me, every time I see someone dabbing, every time somebody mentions 100 million, every time somebody is walking towards the camera, every time I talk to customer support, every time I see a slippery surface sign.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This thread is carving into my consciousness, and is dabbing towards my brain. Of course, *wins the league* flippy.jpg and a >moyes. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell EXPOSED! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking thread. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the walking. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is *walking towards it's end*.

I really am starting to think I need mental help. I've also started going to the local carvery lately and not until reading my own thoughts did I realize it's probably because of this thread. I browse /trans/ for around 5 hours every day and the amount of time's I've posted here in the past week is more times than I've thought of my family, friends or parents. To those who are new don't come here, and don't get into it. I posted "Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?" at least once a week for a year, and it has actually addled my brain. The sound of a seagull alone sends me into fits of uncontrollable laughter.

>>74258821
fa cup is better than the prem mate

>>74258839
That is the Europa. Cup winners qualify for group stage or final qualifying round, depending on league and cup importance.

My plan for a revamped Champions League:

48 teams start in 16 group of 3. Teams play each other home and away. Top 2 in each group qualify.
Ro32. Home and away knock-out.
Ro16. 4 groups of 4. Top 2 in each group qualify.
Quarter-finals. 2 legs
Semi-finals. 2 legs
Final.

What do you guys think?

>>74258916
>48 teams start in 16 group of 3.
Stopped reading there. It's shit.

>>74258916
>48 teams start in 16 group of 3
Dropped immediately

>>74258916
Infantino plz

>>74258908
No, Europa is shit. They should just go back to the way it was.

CWC: Win the domestic cup
CL: Win the league
UEFA Cup: 2/3rd in the league

That way everyone would be happy to compete in those competitions (they'd be prestigious) and the domestic cup would actually be meaningful.

>>74258916
Groups of 3 breed corruption. The team that is idle the last match will get fucked by the other two colluding.
See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disgrace_of_Gij%C3%B3n

That is also far, far, far too many matches....17?

>>74258655
>Newcastle suddenly shitting the bed in form
Don't worry they have us next to help them back to winning ways

>>74258959
The old CL format with 2 group stages also had 17 matches. I don't think the number of matches is the problem here.

>>74258950
Permit teams to take part in both the CWC and either CL/UEFA Cup simultaneously.