/hoc/

is this /bundes/

cricket

cricket

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where do i download

crickey

>rags

quads

>lundpads

binland LTD

/hoc/ on Stockholm syndrome watch

>10 posts
>1 poster

KEK, nice "community" you have here

>>74230021
nice /curl/ meme

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croquet

>>74230021
>australia in charge of numbers

Why don't you get off the gazoline fumes for a moment and look at the numbers.

>15 posts
>2 posts

KEK, nice "community" you have here

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>>74230038
not my fault if YOU are blind

>>74230038
I'm afraid to say you've been memed :D

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tennis

Met a canadian at uni today

He was wearing a habs jersey and had bad BO

Now that /hoc/ has been annexed. Who are we taking over next year?

Surely its those uppity cunts in /mlb/?

>>74230043
>another /cfl/ meme
jej nice "original" content

>>74230068
nice /nrl/ meme

>>74230063
>watches all the BSA sports
>literally nobody cares about your "sports"
topjej

>>74230068
i unironically started it m8.

>>74230061
that's a rare genetic disorder called poutine pits

>>74230077
>hokkii
>bsa sport

kek

KEK

>>74230077
>BSA
Nice /cric/ meme you just used

>>74230068
reminder matt literally invented and pioneered this

REMINDER MATT LITERALLY INVENTED AND PIONEERED THIS

>>74230077
KEK, I pioneered virtually EVERY trend that has EVER gone big on /sp/

YOU in this very post are ripping off my persona.

YOU only started posting on /sp/ in 2012, long AFTER I pioneered my distinctive posting style.

YOU didn't even directly impersonate me.

YOU wanted MY relevance, MY place in history, and YOU are ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS that you will NEVER be as relevant as I am.

KEK, stay pathetic you disgusting manlet.

Please reply to this with YET ANOTHER furious post.

>>74230093
>taking memes from /curl/ and claiming them as your own

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>>74230095
>matt

@74230099
thanks for the (You)

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>yfw you will NEVER be finnish
laughing at your lifes

Once again I am the last man standing

>>74230102
R E M I N D E R
M A T T
L I T E R A L L Y
I N V E N T E D
A N D
P I O N E E R E D
T H I S

Once again l am the last man standing

>this thread will reach its limit before the 2 (two) day old /cric/ thread

Once again l am the Iast man standing

this will be the last post in this thread

____________________

end of the line

Once again I am the Iast man standing

____________________
line ends here

@74230099
(you)

Might head to mcdonalds and pick up some food, this thread is getting interesting and im in it for the long haul...

Once again I am the last man standing

>>74230143
what's your order
mine is a big mac and two hamburgers, all with extra pickle and extra mustard on the hamburgers

serious question /hoc/ I really want to jerk off but should I go the gym before it so I don't feel low energy or does it not matter what do you think?

someone post crosby's ass please

>>74230153
Always edge before going to the gym.
It gives you a testosterone spike that lasts about 2 hours.
Then after you come home from gym you have to ejaculate to get another test spike.

I want to have a grilled cheese but my oven's broken, what should I do?

>>74230165
that is not a bad idea

>>74230150
Hunger buster or if I'm really hungry a mates hunger buster

>>74230166
>grilled
>oven

finns confirmed for holding the strongest shitposting position

>>74230166
Toaster on its side

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Wait Laine scored yet another hattrick? Webm anyone?

well, off to job la's. something you guys know nothing of, lmao.

krika on paras
kiwi viitu

>>74230179
>grilled
>toaster

>>74230179
>english appliances

apply yourselves

>>74230184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z531McOoy08

>>74230192
t. Phineas Panagopoulos

>>74230186
t. Damon Georgiades

>>74230193
>empty net

>>74230173
t. Ibycus Goulas

>>74230192
>4 words
>ausfags completely triggered

your window to ask me anything has ended

how will cricketboys ever dare show their face here after this display of btfo

Morning

>>74230237
>the only time they can ever come out of their little safeplace is when north america is asleep and europe is at work
Sad!

https://youtu.be/ZcWxgvvHvbk
Holy macaroni dat second goal how is it even possible to shoot like that

>>74230284
That snipe
holy

>>74230284
UN-

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>>74230284
mongol shooting genes
take, do not ask

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>>74230330

>>74230330
Why did they kill that defenseless lumberjack?

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hello are we talking about laine and finland

>>74230385
that's what you get when you stand in front of the golden generation

GET ON OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY. THIS GOLDEN GENERATION TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES.

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>"golden generation"
>stuck playing for the jests

If it was any other country I would feel bad for them.

question about waivers.

if you place a player on waivers with the intention of sending him to AHL for a while, then another team claims him, can you decide to not give him away? or do they have to since they placed him on waivers?

>>74230471
they have to

>wake up one day
>landlords have cut my internet
>cant watch hokkei for over a week
this is hell lads

>>74230489
go to a sports war or watch it on your phone lmao

>>74230489
makes me remember the time my internet stopped working and then i called them and they were like "lol your internet has been working, it shouldn't have worked for like a year" and then i spent the next week drinking beer and watching my wall waiting for internet to work

good times

>>74230489
or use your phone to set up a wifi hot spot if your computer has wifi

>>74230519
>2017
>Watch sports/streams on your phone
No Finland, No

>>74230532
I didn't say it's ideal but it's better than nothing, right? Phones these days have 1080p screens just hold it up close enough and it's like watching tv when you think about the distance/size ratio.

>>74230519
>going to a sports bar

I'd sooner jump off a bridge then suffer the people in a sports bar.

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>>74230588
idk I'd imagine a sports bar that shows hockey in england would be pretty relaxed and comfy

Rugby Lads.

literally nothing wrong with sports bars except i think any bar showing hockey in finland would be a horrifying place full of vomiting hicks fighting with each other

>>74230671
>any bar in finland
that's enough

>>74230671
I went to a game last night and while it was fun I always find myself thinking watching the game at home with a beer in my hand is much better.

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>>74230685
some are comfy

>>74230701
yeah pubs that have a wide selection of beer on tap.

anything that classifies as a "bar" is shit

>>74230643
Excellent post

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>>74230707
pubs are bars

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>>74230716
I don't know about the dictionary definition but if someone says "lähetään baariin" they rarely mean this

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>>74230716
but more like this.

also my face when I find out that searching "onnela" on google images returns a picture of my ex-gf's cousin lmao

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>current year
>leaving your house to watch sports

pirate, steal, whatever but most would sooner kill themselves than suffer a sports bar. It's reddit but in real life.

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>>74230740
bar

>>74230742
night club

>>74230751
literally no one says "yökerho" in finnish though. bar is synonymous with nightclub

>poopoopeeland

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>>74230756
>bar is synonymous with nightclub
Only if you are very young.

>>74230776
the definition of the word doesn't change with age. people just stop going to bars and go to pubs instead

or they still go to bars and look sad

>>74230784
No one uses the word pub.
bars are pubs.
pubs are bars.
clubs are not bars.

t. not the person you are arguing with

So is this a thread about real hockey or that ice skating meme.

>>74230800
yes they do or the beautiful finnish word olutravintola.

maybe they don't if you live somewhere where such services do not exist

>>74230800
"ei kyl todellakaan jaksa lähtee mihinkää baariin mut jossai pubissa vois käydä maistelee parit bisset" this is a sentence I've heard used countless times in the last 10 years

>>74230839
Oh you are from helsinki.
Nevermind

Literally every person ever in every city ever has used baari when they mean any place serving alcohol.

If baari means only night clubs to you then it means that you hang out with underage jonnes.

>>74230850
>>74230839
Noni lähetäänkö baariin?

>>74230839
The word you're searching for is "klubi". Literally what the fuck.

>>74230862
>>74230877
good posts

>>74230877
who the fuck uses the word "klubi"? are you 80 years old? klubi was a word used after the war to refer to establishments like kämp klubi

This thread is nothing but Finland and Australia, how awful.

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L A I N E
A
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N
E

>>74230862
I can tell you're from a small town where there is literally only räkäläs and luckily one shitty night club by sedu so you might as well use the same name for everything

´Gotta love casual finnish discussions during the afternoon

Hide Helsinki threads
Ignore Helsinki posts
Do not reply to Helsinki posters

>>74230921
Lived in several university towns and it's always the same because that's normal and that's how it works. You're the fucking retard if you and your jonne friends think that bar means night club. Can smell the Vantaa from your posts.

>>74230921
or you're just being a pretentious faggot or then you just don't have any friends
"lähetäänkö baariin" in regular speech doesn't say anything about the kind of the place, only that alcohol is served there

t. differential homo

>>74230951
>you just don't have any friends

I don't think anyone of us would be here if we actually had friends like normies have.

>>74230950
>Lived in several university towns
and I can see you spent your time among the other junantuomat
>>74230951
>using different names for different type of establishments is pretentious
literally can't make this up. get a dictionary bönde :D

>>74230910
Look at that handsome man.

>>74230910
THAT HAIR
THAT BEARD
THAT COCK

>>74230980
t. vantaa

When is Canada and America gonna wake up?

>>74230904

I've heard klubi used in helsinki, when talking about the nightclubs in the center.

Pretty much anything else is baari.

>>74231013
Denmark... Kanada and Amerika passed away last night.

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>>74231013
>he doesnt know

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>>74231012
))

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What does Finland mean by this?

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Nice shitfest going on here

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Fact: Finns are the most powerful race in the world

>>74231048
is this the soviet part of finland?

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>>74231075
unfortunately this is the most architecturally most pleasing part of finland but the bar is definitely not set very high

>>74231048
kek literally looks like the next stalker

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>>74231075
Disgusting southerner, id suggest you ignore his posts.

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>>74231093
Really makes you think.

>>74231093
helsinki propaganda
please ignore

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>>74231105
trees are not architechture and those houses are literally square wooden boxes

>>74231054
???

none of those teams are finnish, maybe you should ask canada instead

>>74231093
Helsinki looks nice, might go this summer. Im looking for a place to tavel.

>>74231150
>finish generational talent "carrying" the team
>not even in a playoff spot
>not finish

>>74231168
It's difficult to carry a team to playoffs when it has no defense or proper goaltenders

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>>74231167
it can be fun to see once but there really isn't much to do as a tourist unfortunately

>>74231184
What is there to do in any other city of the world?

>>74231167
go in august for Night of the Arts

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>>74231204
depends what you're into but something like italy is full of historic landmarks regardless of which city you choose

>>74231048
>living in kallio

KYS tbqh commie.

>>74231184
>>74231204
I have a good amount of time so I'll hopefully make it to a few places. Maybe Helsinki for a weekend or something. I also want to make it to Prague at some point.

>>74231168
>third best goals per minute in the league in a shit team

Really makes you think.

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Reddit meme here lads.

/hoc/ news

http://pagesix.com/2017/02/15/hilary-duffs-ex-husband-mike-comrie-accused-of-rape/?_ga=1.62736620.1386845770.1477284091

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Stats of the greatest russian player (ever) in Montreal.

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>>74231239
gotta tell you with these rent prices there aren't a lot of commies living in this part of town anymore. I wish. 700-800e for 30m2 is pretty standard if you want newly renevated kitchen/bathroom/pipes.
>>74231254
yeah it's perfect for something like that. 3 days or a weekend but don't just come here for a full vacation.

>>74231291
>QMJHL

>>74231168
But Wilds are gonna win the Stanley Cup??

http://www.thehockeynews.com/news/article/the-top-30-trade-candidates-for-the-2017-deadline

>>74231305
Please they get welfare money to pay those obscene rents.

Is Jori Lehterä the best kept secret in the NHL?

>>74230107
he has legit mongol features

>>74231282
>some bitch lays claim about raping
>oy vey look at that misogynist raper

>>74231330
I think he looks like he has downs syndrome there.

>>74231320
the maximum you can get in helsinki for rent is around 500 afaik

>>74231330
He has legit retard features.

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>>74231343
>>74231348
stop

>>74231346
And then all the rest of the various social securities.

>>74230193
that second goal was nifty

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>>74231291
Ziyat Paigin is better

>>74231316
I'm hoping the Kings can get Sharp

>>74231282
How do you go home with two women and only rape one?

I really hope that bitch gets caught lying and sent to jail.

desu i'm living on welfare and drunk right now it's not a bad life

>>74231359
sure they can milk the system for upwards of 1500 easily but the way rent works with sossu is they pay it directly to the owner instead of giving it to you to pay so the sossu limit is often what they end up paying unless their landlord agrees to some "half under the counter" deal which they rarely do because they don't want sossu cases in the first place

>>74231372
What are you drinking? Some sort of vodka made of turpentine I assume.

>>74231328
blues fan here, we hate him.

hey Finns, why is Lahti sometimes called Lahden?

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>>74231306
interesting fact. there are not any russian coaches in national hockey team of russia

>>74231387
possessive form

>>74231387
Lahden = Lahti's

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>>74231343
>>74231348
this is what i mean boyz

>>74231384
beer and red wine

should go for more beer desu

>>74231390
>>74231392
oh, thanks. Mysterious finnish language

Hi. Is this /cric/?

>>74231375
If I had extra money to spare I'd buy expensive apartments from the most exclusive places and rent them all to the municipality so they'd locate immigrants and other shits to them.

>>74231417
if you can get the city to cover them that's a great deal because the city pays for the possible damages but if you're just independently renting them you want to avoid sossus/negroes because you're shit out of luck if (when) they wreck the place up
t. parents own investment apartments

although the city only pays about 80% what you'd get on the independent market

>>74231401
https://youtu.be/FdhMHRQdh0Y
https://youtu.be/FdhMHRQdh0Y
https://youtu.be/FdhMHRQdh0Y

>>74231432
>80% what you'd get on the independent market

I could live that as long as it annoyed people.

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>>74231400
I didn't know Finns were even capable of digesting wine tbqh.

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>>74231449
berry wine is what all the alcoholics drink because it has the best alcohol for price ratio

>>74231449
>Finns were even capable of digesting wine

If he's a drunk then that stuff he drinks only barely qualifies as wine. The governments own liqcuor company makes that stuff and only actual drunks drink it, there's absolutely not demand for that shit outside them.

>>74231454
So basically it's grape-flavored vodka?

I just can't picture your rustic Nordic race drinking wine.

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>>74231439
finns fear our bulls

>>74231439
good video tbqh

>>74231439
Realistically, how will Norway recover from these #bantz?

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>>74231464
no, it's wine. wine made from berries instead of grapes. but it's manufactured via fermentation while vodka is distilled

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I really like Finns but today's posts have been below average.

>>74231493
Vodka is first fermented

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>>74231463
it was don opas so definitely quality wine but now that i think about it i should have bought valdemar

>>74231544
yes everything with alcohol is but grape wine is never distilled

>>74231493
Fact: If your country doesn't have a webpage dedicated to giving you information on that beverages have the best alcohol for its price-ratio, it's a pretty shit country

>http://www.apk.se/

>>74231551
I meant to say berry wine but the same applies to all wines
>>74231553
(or they just don't have a fucking government monopoly and a ban on alcohol discounts)

>>74231551
Grape wine is distilled to make brandy

>>74231591
which turns it into brandy and it's no longer a wine, see?

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>>74231553
>tfw state has similar alcohol sales laws to Utah, where all the Mormons live

>>74231564
>(or they just don't have a fucking government monopoly and a ban on alcohol discounts)
N-no...

>>74231607
:(

>Jack Daniels is made in a dry county
Explain please, why? Are the jobs the company dreates and the tax dollars too sweet to say no to?

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>>74231603
But your comment implied wine never goes through the distillation process to become something else.

>>74231643
no it implied that the moment it goes through any sort of distillation process it can no longer be called a wine by law (in the european union)

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>tfw one of these babes will never hip check you

>>74231643
thats one hot pulju

>>74231634
>muh tradition
There are many counties in the south that are dry. I assume JD just stays there because that is where they have always been.

>>74231662
the right one looks like she's into spanking and ass to mouth

>>74231670
Of course, no reason for them to leave. I was thinking more about why the country allows them to stay

>>74231687
should have said far right now i missed an opportunity fuck

>>74231687
Don't talk like that about someones great-grandmother.

>>74231694
probably pretty much like her grandchildren were conceived to be desu

>>74231692
Ahhh, ya most likely the income and jobs they provide. I am speaking out my ass but I would guess most dry counties turn a blind eye. There aren't liquor stores or bars but I imagine drinking isn't heavily regulated.

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>>74231738
Okay, cool. Thanks for the info, I appreciate the time you put in to write it :)

>>74231738
I'm also speaking out of my ass but I'm 99% sure the courts have ruled that a ban on drinking is unconstitutional so the best they can do is make the people drive to the next state over to buy their liqour

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>>74231710
I didn't know ass to mouth could get you pregnant.

>>74231784
It doesn't you have to put your benis in vagina after the ass to mouth and then insert your semen into the vagina that's how you form a babby.

>>74231767
It would be county. Alcohol is legal in every state to some degree.

>>74231806
true, but a state-wide ban on selling alcohol would be possible if any state wanted to get rid of tax income so desperately

>>74231804
Proof?

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>>74231822
look in the mirror

>>74231634
It's more a monopoly for JD and other bourbons. You can drink at their restaurant but not anywhere else. it's the same for all of them I think.

>>74231851
>mfw a dry country in the bible belt has more liberal alcohol laws than finland

>228 posts
>45 posters

nice thread you have here /hoc/tards

>>74231864

except the whole "not anywhere else" part

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>>74231870
>finland

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>>74231870
>finland

>>74231851
Okay, I see. Thanks for the info!

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>>74231870
>Finland

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Post Elite Finnish Goaltending Duos That Have Are Bros Too.

>>74231870
I like how they left out Finland

>finnish goaltending

>>74231870
I wonder how long it will take for someone to make a joke about all goalies around the world fighting off blacks, while the swedish goalie fights off whites

>>74231957
we don't just give out our secrets to anyone

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>>74230165
I've been edging for 4 hours now I think my testosterone is high enough to hit the gym

>>74231967
drinking excessive amounts of vodka is hardly a secret

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>>74231949
>That Have Are Bros Too

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>>74231949
Replying myself because no one did

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>>74231898
Tuukka is cute

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Is cottage cheese a thing in nordic countries? Just had some for the first time in a few months.
Some pepper and eaten on crackers is goat. I am going to try some smoked paprika on it next time

>being so triggered by a 63 year old finn winning the faceoff you slash a linesmen and face up to a 20 game suspension
LMAOing at Vermette.

>>74231976
That's a Russian thing though. We drink beer.

>>74231976
>excessive
what did he mean by this

>>74232034
>Is cottage cheese a thing in nordic countries?
Yes. Isn't it everywhere?

>>74231013
Huomenta

>>74232034
yeah we eat raejuusto, not on crackers though wtf

>>74232040
cheap estonian vodka is always on the menu

>>74232040
compared to russia we drink a lot of beer but compared to anywhere else in the world we drink a shit ton of vodka

Let's be honest here, swedish nhl goaltenders > finnish nhl """"goaltenders""""

>>74232046
I dunno, that is why I asked.

>>74232050
Try it sometime. Favorite is on Fritos corn chips but anything cracker-like will do.

>>74232063
According to statistics we're noticeably a beer country whereas pretty much all of Eastern Europe are vodka countries.

>>74232066
>zero (0) cups

>>74232066
t. tommy salo

>>74232034
>on crackers
famalam, you eat keso straight out of the carton with a bit of sylt

>>74232066
Every swede besides lundpads (4 years ago) sucks ass at goaltending. Just stick to being the best D and let finlan have the goalers and bust forwards.

>>74232034
yes I eat it daily.
on breakfast with oatmeal mostly

>>74232085
What if I told you I sometimes add some hot sauce or fruit to it?

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The real gains come from eating kvarg tbqh

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>>74232104
>hot sauce

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>>74232075
yeah we shifted during the end of the 60s but we still drink more vodka than wine which is pretty unique outside former USSR countries

>>74232112
>a few years ago "greek" yogurt swept the country and most people were eating it
How do we stop this?

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>>74232112
agreed, this one even has qts on it

>>74232112
>>74232136
>mfw there are now over 20 flavours of skyr in finland
>more than iceland
>mfw skyr prices have dropped
no more eating flavourless MAITORAHKA for me

>>74232133
why do you hate protein bro?

>eating dairy instead of MORE MEAT

never going to make it

>>74232133
nearly 20g of protein in 100kcal, what's not to love?>>74232085
I do this too or just have a pile of it on the plate with dinner

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>>74232136
>there are thousands of images of women eating kvarg online

>>74232160
red meat has shit nutritional values compared to MAITORAHKA, skyr or chicken breast newfriend
also dairy is good for testosterone production

>>74232112
I hate kvargfags tbf. 99% of them don't know that it's been around for ages, under the name "kesella". Trend following shits

>>74232176
>also dairy is good for testosterone production
Not when its packed full of estrogens by the Finnish government.

>>74232150
I don't and I also try not to hate my gut flora but after a long bender it punishes me. Just hate the fact suddenly "greek" yogurt was all the rage. I guess it is like any other food trend. My avocado laced hamburger with a side of pho is done so i have to leave.

>>74232181
it's cheap af and always 3 för 10 or something oc that sort. That's why i buy it.

Kesella was expensive

>>74232181
>mad at someone else is eating healthy

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>>74230159

>>74232211
THICC
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>>74232192
pho is really fucking delicious though

>>74232211
t-thicc

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>>74232211

>>74232211
wouldn't mind licking some kvarg off those thighs if you know what I mean

>>74232196
It was have become cheeper very quickly if people would have started buying it more. That's why it's cheap today
It's not like they have found new ways to manufacture it cheaper.

>>74232203
Just mad at people following trends without reading up in the subject themselves. Being healthy is good.

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>>74232223
It is and I am lucky enough to live within 30 minutes of a bunch of Hmong who can make it. Maybe I should just shitpost on /ck/ instead of here.
Nyquist getting the death penalty when?

>>74232241
why does it matter why they do it as long as they do it? I used to eat kvarg for years until skyr came here and people started buying it like crazy leading to its price drop so I'm happy about its popularity because it means it's available everywhere cheaply.

people who are mad because something they like went mainstream are the worst and what the term hipster originally was made for

>>74232211
even good side profile facial aesthetic

>>74232241
There isn't even anything to manufacture. This shit is residue from milk production

Some genius put protein label on it and it's selling like smör in norway

>>74232274
>smör

lol that sounds funny

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>american foods

>>74232286
voi voi pekka

>>74232267
Perhaps I'm not making myself clear. I'm not mad at it becoming popular, just the lack of knowledge around it.
And yes, why people do thing can matter. It can make them more or less irritating.

>>74232274
Exactly.

Pretty much. But I guess you can to some extent fault experts in the subject for not spreading the word years ago.

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>>74232274
You chattin shit about the Lactobacillus genus?

>>74232290
>Calorie free
>Peanut FLAVOUR
So it's literally not actually made of peanuts

>>74232290
Peanutsmör is the dryest shit i have ever eaten.

It's like the cinnamon challenge with a neutral taste

>>74232286
Smör vittu!

>>74232290
what the fuck is this? I understand fat and sugar free but how do you make an entirely calorie free paste? is it plastic foam?

>>74232319
oi voi :DDDD

>>74232322
It has electrolytes

>>74232324
Ebinskt ::DDD

>>74232322
Im guessing its some gimmick with serving size that allows them to market it as calorie free.

>>74232322
American "Cuisine". Even burgers likely originated in Germany, so this is it for them

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This is an underachiever thread and it needs to change

Only Countries with atleast 1 (One) player in the 2016-2017 National Hockey League season who has a total points equal or above 60 may continue to post.

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>>74232327
>natural peanut flavor

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>>74232290
>yogurt filled with sugar
>having to go out of my way to find peanut butter with no sugar added
>soft drinks sponsor all the sports
>dumping 2 gallons of artifically colored high fructose corn syrup water on a coach is tradition
>company that causes diabetes and obesity has the slogan "I'm lovin' it"
Really makes me think

>>74232344
Good post

>>74232347
>>74232351
Criminal posts

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You're playing shinny on an outdoor rink when this guy throws your girl a beautiful cross-crease, no-look saucer pass, right on the tape. What do you do?

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>tfw i paid $400 for another year of seeing oiler busts

>>74232337
apparently if you have less than 10 calories per serving size you're allowed to market it as having 0 calories if you include a mention of "trace calories".

I can somewhat understand using the "0 calories" slogan but putting it in the nutrition facts is some genuine amerikkka

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@74232344
Only fans of teams with at least 10 players who have scored 10 or more goals may post

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>>74232344
Nice Kassians.

>>74232369
how the fuck do you legally define "serving size"

>>74232369
If you make your serving size small enough you can also say it has 0 grams of trans fat "per serving". Then you look and it contains hydrogenated oils.

>there are people currently posting in this thread who would not meet Crosby post-game in his locker room stall to lick his scrotum clean

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>>74232365
at least you might be able to watch DAT BOI

>>74232344
>closest finn is a fennoswede
This really makes me ponder deeply

>>74232391
whatever you want. a 0.5l coke has two servings for example.
that's why EU mandates per 100g in nutrition facts

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>>74232378
>seven players above ten
>one player at nine
Fuck you, I'm posting anyway.