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wow nice OP a lot of information. thanks.
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>>74215758
Nice Pupper. Is his name Jake Bean?
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>>74215758
>hocdog
Fucking hell
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cricket
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>rags
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>>74215758
The jackets will make it to the second round and I will be happy
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Why are Canadians always dick riding Americans when it's convenient for them?
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>tfw still no Kings
I hate you bettjew
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>>74215815
Those clothes are just painted on and the Tits are gross>>74215824
Because they have no lifeline, they literally only trade with America
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>>74215829
>Tits are gross
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>>74215758
Hurricans eh?
/hoc/dog hath spokens.
Lemme call my bookies.
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>>74215829
>Those clothes are just painted on
yeah I think that was the point mate
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>>74215836
>he doesn't know how to read
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>>74215819
>knock out pens
>caps get bye to scf
Based jykkets
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>>74215836
>"""""The"""""" Tits
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>>74215819
>pig will fly and I will be happy
>hell will freeze over and I will be happy
>kun lipputanko kukkii tulen olemaan onnellinen
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>>74215829
once trumps gets rid of nafta we will no longer be forced to trade with you
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>>74215819

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2017/2/12/14590864/blue-jackets-john-tortorella-closed-door-meeting-calm-down-report

They just told torts they need a safe space. They're done.
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>>74215845
I don't care as long as the jackets win a series I will be happy
>>74215852
No the jackets will either be playing the rags or the canadiens as the penguins will either go to the wild card or be 2nd or 3rd
That's how the division is shaping up
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>>74215863
:DDDDDDD
americans this is what your country is turning into :DDD
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>>74215855

Good you can trade your oil for mexican and muslim immigrants.
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>>74215863
>players perform better when they are calm

Torts is the kind of guy to go off on players who aren't performing to the max, he also understand that the players are kids and need to work it out for themselves, he needs to let foligno beat some ass first
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>>74215863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biZlEtaXbw8

is this considered "hot tempered" in the 2017 estados unidos because the article uses it as an example of how he can get angry at his players?
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>>74215863
>he doesn't read the articles before he posts them
When torts came here he thought he was going to deal with asshole players, he isn't, that's why they were bad last year, he went to a calmer side and they started to win, they believe the old torts is coming back and that he only focuses on what doesn't work rather than what does, and what does work is their defense and how good it has been, the offense comes around when it's needed and bob does too, otherwise torts is a bad coach when he gets mad
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>>74215866
Capitals will play the wildcard

2nd and 3rd in Metro play each other
(PENS AND JACKETS)
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>>74215895
Capitals play the second wildcard
The jackets will be the first wildcard or the penguins will be the first wildcard that's what I'm saying
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>>74215863
>hockey
>nice

No diatribe needed. That's the dumbest thing I've ever read.
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>>74215900
>Jackets and Captials are in the same division

They cant both play the wildcard. Only the top seeds of the 4 divisions play the wildcard teams
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>>74215900
>In the First Round, the division winner with the best record in each conference will be matched against the wild-card team with the lesser record; the wild card team with the better record will play the other division winner.

you are facing the pens in the first round buddy
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>>74215900
How? You think either team will be behind >rags in points?
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>>74215918
Literally stop, if the jackets win the first wildcard they play the Atlantic
If they win the second wildcard they play the caps
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>>74215922
Yes, the rags are on their way
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>>74215925
Jackets wont be a wildcard team you moron.
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>>74215925
>bj """""fan""""
>knows nothing of how the playoffs work

not surprising really
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>>74215933
Why not? They've been shit lately, the rags and pongs have been winning the jackets will be the first wildcard
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>>74215932
The standings are gonna be
1. Capitals
2. Penguins
3. Columbus

1. Boston
2. Montreal
3. Senator

WC1 - >rags
WC2 - Laffs
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>>74215937
>he thinks the Atlantic winner will be the top east team
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Hello friends :)
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Swedes are meats
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>>74216034
You can taste my meat any day, baby
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>>74216039
I'm not gay
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>>74215758
Where'd his legs go?
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>>74216047
Neither am I
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>>74216039
post pics
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if anyone here doesn't feel triggered enough for a tuesday afternoon I suggest reading this comment section:

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/5txl2e/new_friends_new_neighbours_new_canadians_calgary/
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>>74216078
No
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>>74216084
>reddit

Whats that?
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>>74216099
it's a website where you can find 720p webms of hockey goals and learn to love black cock as a side effect
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>>74215937
No, he's right, if CBJ drops down to 4th in Metro they'll fight the 1st in Atlantic and if they drop below Toronto they'll play the 1st in Metro.

Weather or not you think the CBJ will drop that low in the standings does not mean he's interpreting the rules wrong. Or you got confused over him saying "Caps play wildcard" and "Jackets be wildcard".
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>>74216099
A website
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>>74216106
>webms
>reddit
prove it
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>>74216124
most game day threads have a dedicated nerd per team who posts every goal of the game to collect karma points to his profile
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>>74216142
How do you know this?
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>>74216142
By my calculation only 3 Finns have scored a goal in the past 20 games
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>>74216149
because I go there for hockey webms
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>>74216153
Sounds pretty average
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>>74216107
>win the first wildcard

as in "win the first round then play the atlantic division"
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>>74216202
No, winning a wildcard means you are cemented as the wildcard team
When you win the division you have the best record in the division simple to understand, I guess a Canadian wouldn't understand
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>>74216156
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>>74216219
Yeah I'm sure winning the wild card is what most teams strive for.
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>>74216226
Well if you are the maple leafs and the flyers
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If the wings don't sell at the deadline I'll cry
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>>74216229
You don't "win" the wild card. The only time you use the word win is if it's the division. Who the fuck says they won 2nd in the division?
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>>74216242
A wildcard is awarded to the best team who didn't make it to the three division leaders you "win" the wildcard
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>>74216226
He never said it was. That being said, I'd rather play against the poopy Atlantic than try my hand in Metro vs Pens and Caps.
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>>74216219
it is hard to understand your meaning when you phrase your statement so fucking poorly

this isnt /int/ related
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>>74216248
>the 8th seeded team won the second wildcard spot
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>>74216248
2nd place is award to the best team that didnt win first place
You win 2nd place right?
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How many assists will Mitch Marner win tonight?
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>>74216271
You don't win the second wildcard you win the first one, the second wildcard is memed
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>>74216269
Would've been a win for Canada last year. Also, really dude? Did you give that guy shit over "not knowing the rules" cause he used the word "win" when talking about the wildcard spot? That's sad even for this website.
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>>74216272
As many as this last digit
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>>74216279
You dont win either wildcard. Thats like saying you """""win""""" thw silver medal.
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>>74216293
Actually you do win the silver medal, you also win the bronze
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The only time you ever use the word win is if you finished in 1st place you FUCKING CUM GUZZLING MAROONS
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>>74216282
if you interpret it as winning the first round then playing the atlantic in the second round then he doesnt know the fucking rules
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>Canada mad
WEW
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>>74216272
Who cares. Assists are boring.

Fuck assistbabbies like Marner
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>>74216293
Did your dad tell you that when your team came up short in Jr. High? Listen buddy, he was wrong. Don't let him get you down, he doesn't deserve to hurt you.
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>>74216296
>You win the silver medal
>by losing the game

Makes sense.

Awarded and Won are different terms
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>>74216293
the silver medal doesn't come with the opportunity to beat the gold medalist and take his shit
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>>74216302
I actually interpreted playing the Atlantic in the first round which would infact be winning
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>>74216296
>millennials need to win second place

worst generation
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>>74216325
>Americans need to win second place*

Ftfy
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>this one canautist who always gets into autistic semantic arguments and shits up the whole thread
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>>74216325
>second place in a 3 place ranking
That's been a win since the olympics started
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>>74216335
>theres only 3 teams at the olympics

What?
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>>74216335
>win the silver by losing
>win the bronze by not making it to the gold medal game
Wow that really clears it up
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>>74216342
>3 teams
I said 3 place you retard
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>>74216348
Theres more than 3 places you moron. Theres only 3 medals, but every teams gets points to overall ranking based on their place at every international tournament in every sport.
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>>74216334
we can post sandwiches instead if that will un-trigger you
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Stop making early threads.
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>>74216335
Not that Cananda would know.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Summer_Olympics_medal_table
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My wife bought me this stick (couldn't be bothered taking a picture myself)
Bring on the frozen ponds already please
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>>74216377
>1980
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>>74216383
You live in Denmark there should be a rink on every corner
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>>74216377
>country 10x the size has more medals
Truly groundbreaking stuff. I also don't see how that's relevant to hockey you fucking shit eating retard.
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>>74216383
Do you not play in a pickup hockey league at your local rink?
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>>74216398
>10x the size
Isn't Canada bigger than the USA
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>>74216406
population retard
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>go to washroom to poop
>three stalls, take far right one
>other guy comes in and uses the middle one, not giving the customary one stall berth

Fml desu
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>>74216396
>>74216400
There's 1 rink in the city I live in
And it's filled with 12 yeared olds all week long, as it's holidays for primary schools this week

There was an outdoor rink, but it was shut down due to lack of funding

People care more about football/soccer
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>>74216383
I bet you use pink tape
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>>74216435
Black tape
Sorry Finland
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>>74216414
But doesn't Canada have more professional athletes? Considering all the hockey, soccer, and football players
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>>74216458
>soccer
>football

What?
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>>74216462
>they even call it the Canadian football league
Get the fuck out right now
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>>74216472
The CFL is equivalent to the AHL in terms of skill.
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>>74216398
Nice excuse for losing there, are all Canadians this quick to the excuses?

But hey, lets go with that argument, just population right?
Then why are you behind Cuba , Croatia and Jamaica ? which have 1/3, 1/8 and 1/17 your population respectively? I mean, even if they specialize in sports you don't, surely your massive population should carry the weight?
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>>74216472
cfl players are mostly just nfl rejects

most teams have a token canadian player, but we really dont produce them en masse
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Can you win goal points (GP)
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>>74216472
>he fell for the "CFL is actual football" meme

20 yard endzone.
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>>74216478
??? Warren moon did worse in the CFL than in the NFL what does that mean
Also there are more Canadian hockey players than every before
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>>74216424
Your first mistake was leaving home without taking a shit first. It's almost like you want someone else's ass germs
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>>74216480
>the last time they won it was considered a miracle
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>>74216497
>he doesn't know
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>>74215758
what a cute pups
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>>74216488
Almost every CFL player has a day job as well because they get paid like $20,000 contracts.
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>>74216507
That's Canada's fault
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>>74216448
Enjoy your gloves going to shit with black tape
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>>74216156
can you please post the Zajac assist to Hall on the game against the BJs?
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>>74216511
Also the CFL is like 75% American players.

Fun fact, the Rock was in the CFL for a bit
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>>74216522
I know
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>>74216383
post pics of wife
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Literally the best team the NHL has seen in years
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>>74216538
Caps are better
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>>74216538
Feels good.
Im claiming your team as Finnish property, hope thats ok.
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Why can't we contain the Golden generation bros?

>Pulju the most dynamic scorer in AHL history, the next Kurri
>Laine the next Selanne
>Aho the next Modano
>Eetu Laurikainen the next Brodeur
>Iiro Pakarinen the next Tikannen
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>>74216548
What!?
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>>74216512
Yeh :(
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>>74216538
not even the best team in the league for the current season by any metric

why is pedostan so delusional
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>>74216521
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/5s3x8q/game_day_thread_columbus_blue_jackets_33125_vs/

all the goal webms are right there in OP
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>>74216548
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>>74216548
What about Juolevi?
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>>74216497
>b-but you only beat the most dominate Olympic Hockey team
Ouch that hurts man.

That being said the Rags have a more recently Stanley Cup than your whole country. It's been so long since you've won a Stanley Cup that we've one a World Cup in the mean time.

And I'm sorry, you sure did win that 20th place at the Olympics.
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>>74216560
>>74216543
>muh points
Nice arbitrary guideline you set
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>>74216548
At least use the good finns instead of those Oilel busts
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>>74216581
The next Kaberle
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>>74216594
>Good Finns
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>>74216587
pick any metric you want

pedostan leads none of them
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>have a shitty job
>work nights and have Monday/Tuesday off
>hokkei team always plays Tuesday
>get together with friends and play board games every Tuesday
>rarely get to watch live hokkei

really really need to get a new job before the playoffs.
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>>74216567
but that's an mp4 genghis
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>>74216567
I can't see it then. It only has link to streamable
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>>74216624
>get together with friends and play board games every Tuesday

that's so excellent
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>he unironically believes the leafs will make the playoffs
kek
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>>74216618
Heart, grit, determination
Eyeball test
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>>74216631
streamable is a site that hosts webms
>>74216629
literally the same thing with a different file extension. they even use the same codecs
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>>74216639
Who else will in the Atlantic?

Blots are trash
Cats are trash
Sabers are trash
Wings are worst in the league

The only team capable of taking them out are the Flyers, but they play in the Metro and have the harder schedule
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>>74216639
>floyers
>hasb
>snes
>eyeliners
>panthlels
>ruins
The competition is weak as fuck that's why.
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>>74216624
Download "RadioUSA"
Pick the station that your team plays on
Listen when you can

I also have a shitty night McJob
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>>74216652
ok, but it's not playing the webms for me. Does that mean that if I download it it will not play?
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>>74216647
>Heart, grit, determination

couldnt even will the streakbowl so much for muh intangibles
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>>74216664
how the fuck should I know get better atk, mine works fine
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>>74216656
He thinks the flylels are in the atlantic
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>>74216668
you are supposed to be 1337 haxz0r finland.
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>>74216668
I like atkgirlfriends. I pretend it is me
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>>74216667
The jackets had so much Heart that game
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>>74216661
I work in a warehouse so headphones are not allowed. Safety hazard.
I also start work right when games normally start. Has anyone here played Eclipse?
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>>74216656
>floyers
>eyeliners
Fucking kill yourself
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>>74216669
Who said I was only talking about the Atlantic? We're talking about playoff contenders here and the flyers are right there with the leafs. Try and keep up.
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>>74216673
https://a.pomf.cat/rcxnfz.webm you're welcome
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>>74216706
So why woulsnt you just comment on Wildcard contenders? You missed caps, pongs, BJs, rags, blots, devils, sabers, canes and wings.

They all are contenders you idiot. Theres 5 points seperating the leafs and wings with almost 30 games left.
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>>74216711
not opening that
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>>74216656
literally all of those teams are better than the leafs
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>>74216739
too bad it's a nice drop pass
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>>74216736
Is it really necessary to even mention the caps, pens, jackets and rags at this point? They're all basically a lock to make the playoffs. I also didn't mention the wings because they fucking suck and give me no inclination they'll be better. The only team I didnt mention who could make noise is Carolina.
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>Laffs are a contender

This delusion can't get any better
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>>74216770
They can reach playoffs round 1, but won't go further than that
It'd just be great to see the leafs in the playoffs
Especially with such a young team, and a danish goalie
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>>74216725
Wow
Early leavers are pathethic
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>>74216325
>non-millenials on 4chan
It's time for you to fuck off grandpa/kiddo
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>>74216316
you win silver medal by winning the semis dumbass
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>>74216833
>2nd rate countries actually believe this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIMiohEiMZA
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>>74216836
it's literally what happens in a tournament structure
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>>74215815
howzat?
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Sorry to remind everyone but the 2010 gold medal match of the Vancouver olympics will be the greatest hockey game you will ever see. You will never see a greater spectacle of hockey again. Sadly Canada won.
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>>74216839
Just like the Stanley Cup losers win 2nd place?
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>>74216837
Goon is literally dogshit smeared on a film roll
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>>74216863
Movies these days are all digital.
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>>74216860
The Stanley cup isn't a 1,2,3 tournament, it's a playoff anyway >>74216863
I liked it
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>>74216860
sure. commentators talk about the team that "made it to the stanley cup finals" all the time.

both teams who win semis win silver before the last game is even played. the whole team could fall sick with malaria and they'd still get silver because they've already won it. after that they get a chance to upgrade it to gold.

or is it too complicated for you if there's more than one game with a prize?
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>>74216860
>>74216877

they won their respective conference, but this just reframes it from losing the SCF
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>>74216877
>or is it too complicated for you if there's more than one game with a prize?
There's only one prize and that's winning it all. But if bronze and silver make you happy who am I to tell you otherwise.
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>>74216893
yeah and winning a conference is an achievement just like winning the semis is. it's just not the biggest achievement there is.
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>>74216906
no one says the Sharks won the WCF though, everyone just remembers how they lost the SCF
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>>74216877
Malaria is very uncommon in places that the Stanley Cup Finals are played. Almost nonexistent.
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>>74216923
it's pretty uncommon for the whole team to fall sick before the final too
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>>74216272
No real assists, only secondaries
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>>74216894
>There's only one prize and that's winning it all.
you've watched too many american movies
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>>74216548
>Laurikainen
>Not Saros, Husso or Luukkonnen

At least you tried
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>>74216942
>going against the /hoc/ narrative

if you didnt win, you lost

fuck off with your winning second place millennial
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>>74216959
>you
this desperate for feeling a sense of accomplishment for something you had no part of, eh?
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>>74216942
THE MIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTY DUCKS OOOOF
'MERICA
A SOUUUURCE OOF PRIIIIIDE
AND MERITAS
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>>74216961
>this desperate for feeling a sense of accomplishment for something you had no part of

says the guy who wants to call second place a winner
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>>74216989
You beat the 3rd place team, that's winning
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>>74217002
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>>74217002
and you lost to the first place team, that's losing
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>>74216961
>"Howd you do"
>"Oh we won silver"

Literally noone says that. Its either, we Lost gold, or we got silver.

If you take out the bronze medal (which is all the SCF is because Bronze is a meaningless medal) then its not "winning" silver its losing gold.

The only reason having 3 medals is still a thing is to keep tradition with old olympics where team sports werent a thing.
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>>74217022
>Literally noone says that.

literally everybody who got silver or bronze in anything says "I 've won silver/bronze"
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>>74217022
>If you take out the bronze medal (which is all the SCF is because Bronze is a meaningless medal) then its not "winning" silver its losing gold.
I agree the bronze game is pointless but that has no effect on the silver. >>74216877 silver is won because of the semis, not because there's also a bronze game happening.
>The only reason having 3 medals is still a thing is to keep tradition with old olympics where team sports werent a thing.
How is any of that different in an individual sport? The silver medalist still fell short of the gold medalist.
>>74216989
>>74217021
That's why no one calls them "THE winner". They still won 14 out of 16 teams or however big the tourney was.
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>>74217022
>Literally noone says that.
https://www.google.fi/search?ie=UTF-8#safe=off&tbm=nws&q=%22win+silver+at+the+olympics%22
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>>74217064
so if you arent "the winner" you are a loser

what part of this do you not grasp
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>>74217087
that's like saying living in Canada is the same as living in Somalia because Norway is the #1 on the human development index.

You've been brainwashed by american movies designed for 2 hours of emotional rollercoaster entertainment, not to base your life ideology on.
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>>74217087
What about teams that "win" the draft lottery by moving up but don't get the first overall pick?
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>>74217105
the only team who won the lottery is the team that drafts first
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>>74217103
Nah living in Brooklyn Dark, MN is like living in Somalia.
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if you lose, you win
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>>74217134
the world according to millenials
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WE'RE COMING FOR YOU OILELS!
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>>74217122
So why did Edmonton suck so much dick after getting 3 first overalls? They sucked enough penisdick they got McMeme after that.
Look at the 2010 draft, the best player wasn't even selected first.
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>>74217136
Isn't that what your PM said about ählämists?
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>>74217136
you keep referring to millenials while your world view is straight from karate kid or mighty ducks.
the "if you don't win it all you might as well be last" works for the plot of a 90 minute kids film but you're not supposed to actually believe it, especially as an adult.
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>>74217154
millennial detected don't ever post on my board again
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>>74217147
winning the lottery /= winning the league
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>>74217168
But you were saying picking first is winning. And there were players selected after Hall who are better. Seguin and Tarasenko are clearly better and I won't even try to compare D to Hall.
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>>74217154
you can still take pride in the outcome even if you didnt win, but calling yourself a winner when you lost is illogical
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>>74217167
37 year olds are millenials. if you're older than that and posting on a burmese doll collector's forum you might want to reconsider your life choices
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>>74217190
they won the right to select first

it doesnt go any deeper than that
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>>74217154
And youre refering to even a participation award being winning.

Just because you get something doesnt make you a winner.

You win on a lottery ticket, get a free ticket, then you lose on that free ticket. Was that free ticket a winner?
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>>74217194
>but calling yourself a winner when you lost is illogical
they lost the gold medal game. that's why they don't call themselves gold winners.

they won the silver medal game i.e. the semis. the two winners of the semis guarantee themselves the silver medal even if they don't show up for the final. the right to silver medal is already decided days before the final is played. how is this difficult to comprehend?
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>>74217216
>And youre refering to even a participation award being winning.
no I didn't. there's more than 3 teams in the olympics. placing last in the groups isn't winning of any kind.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20iio0wLpPA
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Thinking about becoming one of those epic tripfags that everyone likes and cares about, lads
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>>74217239
But you won the qualification round for the olympics. Thats winning by your logic
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>>74217224
because you are winning second place which by definition means you lost
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>>74217247
Make sure you pick a name that very very loosely refers to your team. Then make posts that contribute absolute dogshit posts when your team wins and turn off your trip when they lose.
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>>74217248
teams in division 1 don't play qualifications but if they did and made their way to the main tournament then yes they did win the qualifications. they didn't necessarily win in the tournament but they won the qualifications. do you not agree?
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>>74217267
>by definition
please send me a link to this definition from an established dictionary or stop using this expression
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>>74217224
Theres no precedence to that though. If a team forfiets the silver medal game prior its just as likely everyone else moves up a spot and they get nothing.


If you got team suspended for fighting with the crowd, do you still get silver? You won the "silver medal game"

No, youd get nothing. Bronze medal would move up to silver and 4th to bronze.
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>>74217154
>be Alberta
>be looooooooooooooooooooooooown the FUCK away

>>74217144
I wish the germanon could answer how he predicted last night's Yotes victoire
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>>74217299
done
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>>74217286
So youd consider even the last place team at the olympics a winner?
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>arguing over semantics
I think ive seen this episode before
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>>74217318
Ever heard of a moral victory?
If the Ivory Coast qualified for Ice Hockey at the olympics I would see that as a victory.
I think laffs or soilers fans would see even making the playoffs as a win.
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>>74216548
>Eetu Laurikainen the next Brodeur
I believe you meant Juuse Saros.
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>>74217306
>If you got team suspended for fighting with the crowd, do you still get silver? You won the "silver medal game"
that applies even to the game who won the gold medal game if they decided to fight the crowd afterwards so it's really a moot point.
I think bringing the whole "suspended from the tournament angle" to this is pretty pointless so I'll reprhrase it to
>the two winners of the semis guarantee themselves the silver medal regardless of their performance in the final
>>74217318
if they made it through the qualies then they'd be winners of the qualies, not winners of the olympics. if I attend a local pond hockey tournament and win that then I'm the winner of the local pond hockey tournament even if the olympics are also played elsewhere.
>>74217315
>definition of second
the words "winning" or "losing" are literally not mentioned anywhere in this so great job there bud
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>>74217315
can you read pal?
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>>74217359
>the words "winning" or "losing" are literally not mentioned anywhere in this so great job there bud

funny you mention that
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>>74217391
did someone question whether first comes before second? or whether the first is a winner? because that's literally all these two definitions say.
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>>74217395
>Striving to be like Toews for points

Toews isnt known for his points, hes known for his defencive skill
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>>74217407
looks pretty comfy desu
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>>74217411
read
>>74217267
>>74217299
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>>74217420
yes?
>because you are winning second place which by definition means you lost
where in those definitions does it say that second place means you lost? please highlight this part because I can't seem to find it
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>rags
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>>74217430
terrible
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>>74217415
That's a meme that they just say because he can't score
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>>74217380
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>>74217391
take a break, the finn is correct
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>>74217440
Apologies for my transgression.
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Why is M0ng0lia even allowed to participate in a debate about the definition of winning?
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>>74217446
disgusting neo nazi tattoo
makes me sick to see that in this day and age
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>>74217467
>win all relevant international tournaments of 2016
Explain your statement right now, jacques
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>>74217406
what does INEC mean? And the Winnipeg guy is not delusional.
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>>74217427
Okay, lets take the titles of first, second and 3rd out of it.

You make it to the final game of a tournament and lose.

Do you consider it a victory or defeat?
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>>74217468
It looks more like the flag is burning than anything else tbqh
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>>74217467
Listen up bucko, don't ever talk poorly of Finland again. Finland is a great country and overcomes a lot of adversity. They are born with a cornicopia of genetic diseases, but they don't let it get them down. Finland would have a 1st overall pick by now if it wasn't for racism. It is proven Finnish players are looked down on. Also Gary Buttman, ya i called him Buttman what are you gonna do about it punk? Anyways Buttman hates Finland even more than Canada. Just wait until he gives Canada another team before glorious Finland. That is enough proof. Sadly 2017 won't be the year a Finn is picked first overall since Benning and Sakic are too fucking retarded to pronounce any of their names. When it does happen I will laugh knowing your pathetic pea brain could never see it coming. I will laugh knowing you took the time to constantly post shit about your new masters.
So next time your pathetic paw reaches for the submit button just take a moment to get that obese hamster turnin the wheel that powers your testicle shaped brain and think about what you are saying.
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>>74217427
>>74217455

why does the definition of the word first contain "win" and second place does not?
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>>74217475
>have lost all relevent tournaments of 2017

Almost relegated.
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>>74217482
the game? they lost the game obviously, there's only 1 winner in a game of hockey.

their participation in the tournament, including all the group stages and elimination games ended in the result of winning the silver medal
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>>74217475
>m0ng0lia doesn't even know the current year is 2017
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>>74217515
Its a backwards country.

I bet thats the same Mongol that makes fun of habs fans for "living in the past"
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>>74217492
this is what you would call, logical inconsistency.

it is relative, you only gave the definition of the adjective. The examples in the definition mention the 2nd gear in in the acceleration box of automobiles. Nobody's arguing that coming second is the same as coming first. Now quit this shit.
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>>74217554
>Nobody's arguing that coming second is the same as coming first

they just want to call second place a winner when its not the same as first place
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Going to the leafs vs islanders game tonight. AMA.
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>>74217492
yes you proved that first is a winner. unfortunately no one questioned that.
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>>74217573
if you arent the winner then, by definition what are you?
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>>74217570
>going to a Tuesday night game
kek you fucking poorfag
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>>74217570
Throw a fake Leafs jersey to the ice for fun
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>>74217587
Girlfriend got them for valentine's day.
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>>74217570
Hope you are bringing a jersey and not a hat to throw on the ice.
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>>74217570
will you go alone? How much did the ticket cost? Will you be wearing a sweater? WHo is your favourite player? Who is your all-time favourite player? Do you play? Do you have good seats? Will you be eating there? Will you post pictures for us? If you smoke, how will you handle the fascist ban of smoking in the venue? What is your favourite chant? Do you chant? Will you be carrying fan paraphernalia like signs, banners etc.?
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>>74217584
please go ahead. show me the definition you're referring to like I asked.

you are trying to prove something by using the very same logic you were asked to prove. it doesn't work like that.
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puppers and clipart are both shit-tier OPs

fact
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>>74217594
should be a barnburner based on the previous games between these teams

if you're sitting in the lower bowl make sure you stand up for literally every exciting play it really triggers the suits
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>>74215815
These are literal 10s in Australia.
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>>74217631
People who hate puppers are shit-tier humans.

fact
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Ice rugby.
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>>74217644
Australians and Zoe are the hottest white women.
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>>74217631
>make OP yesterday with news and hokkei gif
>next OP will more than likely be clipart
Don't hate on puppers
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>>74217626
you are willfully ignoring the proof set right in front of you
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who is the poo peeland of the NHL?
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>>74217676
New Zayland mate
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>>74217649
i don't hate puppers but they make for some lameass OPs after about 20 in a row of them
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>>74217626
By your logic, just because you win the semis makes silver a winner, right?


But youre just playing in a game for gold where silver is a participation award. You dont win silver, you lose gold.

You can take moral victory all you want, but youre still losing.

The last few olympics I would not consider any of the silver medalists winners, because they all had the talent to win gold, but they failed. No division 1 teams endgame is to make the silver medal game. Its to win gold.
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>>74217660
thats snow not ice
fucking sunbelters you are so dumb 4 real
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>>74217675
no I'm not I read them both. I asked for a definition of second place that defines it as losing like you said. all I got was a definition that says first place is winning. that doesn't define anything when it comes to second place.
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>>74217662
>this thing is a literal 10 in Greece
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>>74217676
New Zealand.
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>>74217670
puppers are at least better than the clipart faggotry i guess
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>>74217676
why is it called the new gayland when youve always been fuggin gay lmao
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>>74217687
>antarctica
>not covered in ice
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>>74217684
>>74217698
buying an NZ Jersey as we speak lads
>>74217703
really made me go hmmmm
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>Koivu may never win this
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I'm gonna fuck you up.
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>>74217688
second place is defined as next in value to first

we went through this already
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>>74217708
>buying an NZ Jersey as we speak lads
I assume it would make Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat jealous in faggy envy.
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Joe Smith @TBTimes_JSmith
49m
Columbus + Toronto among the interested suitors in #tblightning Brian Boyle, per @FriedgeHNIC. Oilers too. UFA will be hot name at deadline
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>>74217688
If you lose at any point by definition you cannot win. It's that simple.
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>>74217686
>By your logic, just because you win the semis makes silver a winner, right?
right
>But...
literally everything from this point forward is speculation and your personal assessment. I understand your viewpoint, that's not the issue. I just disagree.
and I never brought up moral victory, winning silver is a concrete victory.
>>74217737
yes and preceding in value to 14 other teams. I asked for a definition of "second place is losing" like you said. your argument only holds up if we assume that 2nd place is losing but you can't assume the thing you're trying to prove in the first place.
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>>74217750
>you can win the cup losing 12 playoff games
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>74217750
so a gold medalist who lost a game in the groups is not a winner? winning the stan lee cup in game 5 means you lost the finals?
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>>74217708
post picture of said jersey
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>>74217737
there's not only one thing to win. The gold wins the most, but the silver and bronze are also winning something in evaluation with the placing.
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>"Finns are bu-.."
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>>74217754
>I asked for a definition of "second place is losing" like you said

>because you are winning second place which by definition means you lost

if you are second place, this means you lost/are losing to first place you already accepted this
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>>74217786
He was a bust But you know who isn't nutivaara
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>>74217805
and winning 14 other teams. no one has claimed that placing second is equal to placing first.
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>>74217587
Have you ever sucked a guy off for money?
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>>74217808
He was just a late bloomer masterrace
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>>74217813
and those 14 other teams are losing to second place

>no one has claimed that placing second is equal to placing first.

if both you consider both silver medal and gold medal recipients to be winners, how are they not equal?
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>>74217816
no
i'm not poor or a faggot
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>>74217759
>>74217760
Fucking idiots. It doesn't matter if you won 4-0 or 4-3 you still win the round which is the goal.
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>>74217839
>and those 14 other teams are losing to second place
yes
>silver medal and gold medal recipients to be winners, how are they not equal?
because one won the gold medal and the other won the silver medal? this is pretty much the core idea of the olympics since ancient greece
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>>74217856
so what if you lose two games in the groups and finish second in the group but go on to the final?
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>>74217835
But he bloomed last year, 6 years too late
Atkinson bloomed 2 years ago 3 years too late ( he played in college)
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>Avs @ Devlels
What a meme game tonight
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>>74217857
>and those 14 other teams are losing to second place
yes

so you agree that second place is losing to first place

>because one won the gold medal and the other won the silver medal?

but in your eyes both won unless you are stating that the silver lost to the gold
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>>74217759
>you can win the game by letting in 3 goals

Youre an idiot.
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>>74217892
Honestly it's so much harder to win the cup after going 3 straight rounds of 7 games
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>>74217889
>so you agree that second place is losing to first place
I never disagreed on this.
>but in your eyes both won unless you are stating that the silver lost to the gold
In my eyes both won AND I am stating that the silver lost to the gold. That's what the silver medal means
>by definition
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>>74217878
meme yourself mate, the Devils are a good team and are going to the playoffs
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>>74217935
great, so after all this you fully agree this statement is correct

"because you are winning second place which by definition means you lost"
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>>74217942
They don't have a single player under 5'9" they aren't winning anything
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>>74217968
>winning

I didn't say anything about winning. Let's not start this again
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>>74217965
HE KNOWS NO REST
the sentence is not complete. It gives a fraction of the truth. Do you know why it's looked down upon if you celebrate when scoring an empty goal?
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>>74217869
Are you actually this retarded or just pretending?
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>>74217976
You said playoffs, that automatically means they won enough to get into the wildcard above teams who have players under 5'8" which is hard enough as it is but the smaller they get the harder they are to play against remember desharnais
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>>74217997
And gionta
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>>74217994
empty net goal*
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>>74217965
Thats not what hes arguing. I think hes wrong, but hes saying that since Silver is guerenteed after the semis, you are winning it, but Gold is also guerenteed after the semis, so silver is a participation prize for the Gold medal game.

By his logic, the last place team "won 16th place" just because they qualified for the tournament, which where do we draw the line?

It all comes down to that. Where you draw the line. Some of us draw it at 1st place. Others draw it at other places.

Nobody is technically wrong. Its all opinion.
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>>74217994
so you think second place is beating first place?
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>Grease doesn't believe in the god send that is a Manlet
5'9" and under master race
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>>74217965
no, I agree that the second place team lost A GAME to the first place team. admittedly the most important game. they didn't lose THE TOURNAMENT. those are two very distinct concepts.
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>>74218039
how can they win the tournament if they lost?
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>>74218024
>where do we draw the line?
at 3rd, since there are 3 medals at the olympics. pretty obvious place to draw it.
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>>74218038
Manlets are literally descended from gods
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>>74218058
they didn't win the tournament. they won silver. they were one of the winners of the tournament, yet not the winners of the whole tournament.

I have to say even the ancient greeks who could barely read didn't have as much trouble understanding the concept as anglos seem to.
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>>74218080
anceint greeks invented hockey though

it's a sport played in winter, yet makes you feel warm in your soul. It demands the utmost grace and prediction skills, yet also ferociousness. Such antithetical concepts could not have originated anywhere else in the world, but Hellas and there is almost scientifical and panathletic concensus that hockey was born in Hellas. Everything else is propaganda.
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>>74218060
Why not at 4th place? You won that by winning the quarter finals.
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>>74218058
>>74218080
Second place still pays out in sporting events.
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>>74218080
>they didn't loss the tournament. they lost gold. they were one of the losers of the tournament, yet not the losers of the whole tournament.

>I have to say even the ancient greeks who could barely read didn't have as much trouble understanding the concept as finns seem to.
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>>74217877
>>74217808
He bloomed once he was put on wing fulltime. He is too much of a manlet to play center effectively. How surprising his best season has been playing wing with big stronk Koivu as center. Poodreau may doom the team to a game 7 SCF loss but he certainly has gotten the most out of the current roster.
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>>74218133
feel free to call the Canucks winners anytime then
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>>74218133
Anything in playoff rounds pay out at sporting events.
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>>74218143
> Canucks good for second place
Tin top laff
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>>74218130
if you said that I wouldn't call you incorrect
they still finished higher than what is guaranteed by participation
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>>74218163
He is talking about the 2011 playoffs you dumb faggot.
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>>74218195
It's 2017. Who fucking cares
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>February 14 2017
>the day /hoc/ admits the Canucks are winners

feelgoodman
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>>74218134
the whole conversation started from "did a silver medal team win silver?" not "did the silver medal team lose anything?"

look at a more traditional olympic sport if you're having trouble understanding this. like javelin.

you throw the spear further than anyone except one other guy. you win the silver medal which is awarded to the person who throws the spear the second longest. you didn't win the gold medal. you won silver.

it's exactly the same in hockey, just obscured a bit by the nature of the sport. silver is awarded for the entire effort in the tournament including making it out the groups, winning quarters and winning semis. making it the second furthest.
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>>74218252
no faggot the conversation started with whether a wildcard position is considered a win, in order to suit your argument you made the focus about the olys and medals
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>>74218209
>make posts about hongcouver rioting
>make posts about 1993
>make posts about 1980
>make posts about state of no cups
>make posts about toronto paying bill to win a cup with another team
>make posts about stinky smelly beaner bandwagoners
>make posts about Finlan having zero (0) olympic golds
>make posts about chiraq having no fans before 2010
Pretty much everyone gives a fuck about the past.
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>the autist sperging about semantics for an entire thread is a cantpucks fan

Of course
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>>74218278
it was you >>74216293 (or another leaf) who brought up silver medals and that's the only thing I ever commented on.
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>>74218333
this doesnt change the fact this was about winning the wildcard, notice the comparision
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>canautist
>>
>triggered by semantics
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>>74218352
the wildcard is a win too since you're making it to the playoffs

you win a playoff spot
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>>74218370
t. millennial
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>>74218382
are you older than 37 or younger than 17 yourself? or do you need to look up another word from the dictionary?
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>>74218252
No the whole conversation started with are the Blue jackets going to win a wildcard spot, which in this context they are not winning a wildcard spot, thats them losing their divisional leader spot.
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Can you dicklords just stop arguing and agree to disagree? Neither of you are going to change each others opinion on a Bosnian meat smoking enthusiast forum. So either just exchange emails or jump in the nearest river.
In conclusion you should just both post memes instead.
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>>74218370
okay I was on board with you until now. a wild card spot is not a win.

Olympics medals are wins if you place 1,2,3
Hockey, you can win:
a game
division
conference
Stanley cup

Anything else is a waste of time and doesnt count for shit. Sure you can be proud you made it far assuming you exceeded expectations. Losing in the second round of the playoffs if youre the caps or something and have this great team might as well be sticking your dick in a hole in the ground.
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>>74218389
should i post the definition here again so you can ignore it?
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>>74218401
Hongcouverite autism knows no bounds m8 he will keep this going until he's banned
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>>74218429
>this mad we arent shitposting puljus and mcmeme

coilers fags first season on /hoc/
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>>74218401
> dude randomly meme spamming is so fun XD
Meming is an art and requires tactful meme placement.

I think you belong here
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
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>>74218417
the way I see NHL is that during the regular season you can either
win = advance to the playoffs
lose = not advance to the playoffs
then in the playoffs you can
win = win the cup
lose = not win the cup
>>74218424
>demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and ending birth years ranging from the mid-1990s to early 2000s.
here you go
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I literally memed all of you by saying win a wildcard
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>memeing is an art
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>>74218450
It would certainly be better than the current status quo.
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>>74218417
>Anything else is a waste of time
that's laughable
winning a conference or a fucking division doesn't count for shit either
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>>74218465
This post is fake news, ignore it
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>>74218465
>bothered by people having a civilized discussion on an online message board
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>>74218417
This

>>74218464
An art all Finns somehow manage to master to perfection
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>>74218468
But it does. Conference Championships are banners and noted as significant wins by the league. Your division is also noted as a significant win and also allows for bragging rights among divisional rivals
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>memeing is an art
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>>74218456
But some fin earlier said that winning the conference trophies is considered winning. Its akin to winning the """""silver medal game""""
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>>74218468
they do matter for seeding but I agree they're more circlejerk than anything.

the prize of the regular season are the playoff spots. you either win a playoff spot or you go home.
>>74218506
do you mean the conference final in the playoffs or winning the conference during the regular season? either way memes I don't really care about this as much as the olympic medal debate
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>Google: Animals wearing hockey jerseys
>This picture shows up
What did google mean by this?
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>>74218483
>Shitting memes everywhere is civilized """""""""""""""""""""""discussion""""""""""""""""""""
> dude dishwasher
> dude monkey
> dude pig
> dude clip art
> dude puluju
> connor
> dude sandwiches

This is why r/hockey is unironically better if you wanna discuss actual hockey
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>>74218550
you are welcome to leave
>>
Is there a bigger NHL failure than Cantpucks
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>>74218503
>noted as significant wins by the league
who's won the most conferences? who won the northeast divison in 1998?

nobody fuucking gives a shit, never has and if you attempt to brag with that you deserve to have beer poured on you
>>
Edmonton was a massive mistake.
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>>74218567
Encouraged, even
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>>74218571
slow down there slovakia

canucks are winners today, this is undisputable
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>>74218573
Obviously theres a statue of limitations on the bragging rights you fucking flaming autist. Usually the following season depending on how your current team is doing and how theirs is doing. Holy shit its like you dont interact with people outside of 4chan and never given real life banter before. Consider suicide
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>memeing is an art
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>>74218550
Remember going to reddit for stream links to NHL games not long ago
Saw a post/thread discussing transsexuals in sports
They were happy more black players started playing in the NHL, but it definitly needed more transsexuals
No, r/hockey is not unironically better

Ignore namefags, have a sense of humor, don't be daft, and you'll be fine
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>tfw finding out your girlfriend's cheating on you on Valentine's day

Go Sens Go
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>>74218624
You literally just dodged 2 bullets. One being a disgusting whore and this retarded ass day.
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>>74218621
reddit is great for links but the comment section is worse than any parody you can think of
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>>74218624
Awwh man
Sorry to hear leaf :(
Comfort yourself with quality hockey and cold drinks
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>>74218624
Sorry leaf.
>>74218621
I would have a sense of humor about it but the name explains it (humor is required for something to be funny). Shitting the same stale memes for years is retarded.
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>>74218599
if you seriously care about the fact that florida won the atlantic last year and that somehow makes them good or relevant I suggest you just let this hockey stuff go and follow football like the rest of your dumbass friends

division/conf wins are completely worthless, all people remember is the cup
>>
>>74218624
rather today than tomorrow
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>>74218656
Exactly
I'm there for the stream links
Avoiding to read at all cost
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>>74218624
Just hatefuck her and leave for good. Grab some chinese takeout and your favorite beer on the way home. At least the snes are playing buffalel tonight so you might see a win.
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>>74218703
this is the principal /hoc/ was built on

if you dont agree, you dont belong
>>
I actually had to look up who won the atlantic last year

all I know is they lost in the first round
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>>74218656
The reddit content is alright it's the fucking white knights and children who comment that ruin everything. Take away the cringe up votes and it'll be better. People won't say fake shit for le rabbit gold
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>>74218703
> you in charge of reading
I said it depends how the team is doing the following year you raging autist.. Are all slavs this dense and fucking stupid as you?
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>>74218716
>två tusen sjuttio hundra
>inte using lazyman.exe

vad är du doing
>>
>>74218651
I can't say I'm unhappy that finland doesn't have valentine's day

(((they))) try to force it but it's not catching on
>>
>>74217389

>Vancouver millionaires have more cups than the Vancouver cantpucks
>>
>>74218573
>>74218703
This
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>>74218797
(((they))) probably encourage you to pony up your wife/gf as a free fuck to a poor refugee.
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>>74218773
You my friend are the one who is fucking dense. Who gives a shit if you won a division? Is that how you measure success?
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>>74218782
Anteeksi
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>>74218621
10/10 post friend.
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>>74218782
this tbqh but I go to reddit to find the download link to the latest build
>>74218772
the whole way the site is organizes caters to the fucking memesters. can't risk those valuable profile points so people post PUNS because everyone loves PUNS, right? post an divisive opinion and you might get your message hidden by the first 5 people who see it.
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>>74218812
> squats defending each other
Cant make this shit up
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>>74218773
how does that work?

if florida was doing well this year (top 5) they can additionally brag that they won the division last year (and lost in the 1st round)?
>>
>>74218824
I think it has more to do with it being great for commercialization than it has with racemixing
>>
>>74218858
>burger thinking anything but cup matters
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>>74218836
No its not the ultimate metric of success and yes most people dont care and will forget about it. Cups are the end all be all. But winning a division is something and has some value to it.
>>
>>74218875
Because North American sports need more commercialization
Football is almost unwatchable now due to all of the advertisement.
Besides since when has buttman made decisions that are good for the game?
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>>74218931
where do I cash in this value?
give an example how winning the division can be used in a banter battle
>>
>>74218904
see
>>74218931

>>74218865
Considering everyone else did in the Atlantic and the panthers would be leading this year yes. Because they suck rn no.

Its really that easy.
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>>74218904
>recorded history doesn't matter if it I didn't see it happen it didn't happen
That's your logic
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>>74218964
>LMAO the mild suck penisdick
>look at the standings bitchnigger
passable banter honestly
>>
>>74218964
>give an example how winning the division can be used in a banter battle
I imagine you need real life friends for that unfortunately
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>>74218964
You win division
You make it farthest in playoffs and lose
Everyone else in your division sucks cock and your team is relevant again this year.
Talk shit

I cant believe Im explaining how to talk shit especially to a slav. What do you guys say to each other when youre in your squat circles and you win at craps?
>>
>caps win the pres trophy twice
>division multiple times
>irrelevant in the postseason
See this is why it's fucking irrelevant and a useless statistic.
>>
>>74219123
>all this damage control
top kek
>>
>>74219008
well in this case it would be

>lmao the mild suck
>but they won the divison last year

this dumbbell is arguing that if you win the division but don't win the cup it somehow has value
>>
gib (you) pls so i dont feel so lonely and kill myself tonight
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How was your date, /hoc/?
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>>74219232
Here you go Amerifriend
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>>74219237
>have a wife
>be so fat you can't have sex with her
>>
@74219232

I dont believe (You) will
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>>74219191
Against other teams in your division who didnt win shit you can. Youre being willfully ignorant at this point.

Its embarrassing.
>>
>>74219237
boogie has a wife?
>>
>>74219237
>american men
>>
>>74219123
then I talk shit about how we made it far into playoffs and they didn't you fucking half wit

that's the only important part there, not the division title jesus christ

spin the panthers winning the division and losing in the 1st round as a positive, that's the challenge here
but you can't, it's worthless
>>
>>74218450
good post
>>
>>74219287
He can't nail her though
He literally cannot see his own dick
She's in it for the free exposure
She can also nail numerous guys without feeling like an absolute madslut too
Women, you know
>>
>>74219287
money and """""""""""""""""fame""""""""""""""" will get you a woman no matter how fat, ugly or impotent you are.

how faithful she is is a different matter
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>>74219265
Have you tried counting your calories?
>>
>>74219191
It does though. No one else gives a fuck but for fans of a team it does. It builds excitement and sells tickets. If the laffs win the Atlantic and get BTFO by whatever team wins a wildcard in the metro we would never hear the end of it. It doesn't matter if everyone else knows the team is incomplete as long your fans believe.
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>>74219354
>tfw Over 9000
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Cricket lads
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>>74219237
ILL BE THAT MONKEY
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>>74219286
if you don't win the cup, you don't win shit

do you also brag about your 3.5 inch dick when you find out your friends are all below 3?

that's what a divison win is like
>>
>>74219373
DANIEL
>>
>>74218573
no, he's right
>>
>>74219232
Suicide is a bad answer. You should decicate yourself to some meme cause before killing yourself.
>>
>>74219309
I can its easy

> win division
> get bounced first round
> so does everyone else in your division
> talk shit to them cause they still suck and you own them.

Holy fuck what 2nd rate team are you a fan of? Its like youve never talked shit.
>>
>>74219373
good post, australia. pls post webms or give us a stream so we can watch this good sport.

do they put mics in the stumps? really like the sound you get to hear from the batsman
>>
>>74219373
is this a real player? My pants are shrinking
>>
>>74219365
if the laffs tried to brag about winning the atlantic and getting btfo in the 1st round, they'd get shitposted and real life-shitposted into oblivion

excitement is one thing, but objective value from history's point of view is something else
>>
>>74219329
>>74219340
>I happen to be an expert on women
>>
>>74219427
http://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/1204522-blackhawks-gm-makes-compelling-argument-for-3-point-wins

to me the most puzzling thing is how the 2 point system was ever imagined. each game should reward the same amount of points regardless of fucking parity
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>>74219427
No game today so we're using this thread
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>>74219473
Laffs are already shitposting about their meme rookies. How new are you?
>>
>>74219419
then you get smacked with the fact that you won exactly as many playoff rounds as they did (0)

it's like you've never talked shit to anyone who wasn't a flaming casual

where are you from friend? which us state values division titles?
>>
Hey guys i'd like to watch the match between the penguins and canucks. Anyone know how i go about finding a stream? Thanks
>>
>>74219540
Glad to see hokkii is spreading to the southern hemisphere
>>
>>74219540
http://nhlstreams.reddit.com
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>>74219528
we're talking about something different entirely
focus please
>>
>>74219540
I found a good streaming site for sports but I forgot its name, can anyone help?
>>
>>74219529
But I still have the leg up on you cause your team cant win the division. Always in our shadow.

Anyways Im a hawks fan so we usually always in the division ;) get necked bitch
>>
>>74219577
>>74219580
>>74219604
will i find anything on youtube if i look for
any livestreams containing "penguins" or "canucks" minutes before the match starts? i.e. is that a thing ever?
>>
>>74219638
Use reddit or just google "team x free stream"
>>
>>74219631
Hawks Fanbase Est. 2009
>>
>>74219329
mans got 10 fingurs for a reason though na mean my man
ya hurr
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>>74219631
>Im a hawks fan
>>74219638
no idea but plebbit has game threads and direct links to 720p streams for each game if you don't want to install lazyman
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>>74219529
>be from Minisoda
>last sports championship was refballed
>lost a team to texass
>hokkei team is defined by some pedo tripfag that basically lives in kanada
>team has never won a cup but has had way more success than the other expansion team
>team is on top of the west but lost in the first round last year
>still shitpost to my heart's content
You are making a poor argument my Pilsner providing friend.
>>
>>74219638
Sometimes there's a guy who streams the NHL Network game of the night on Youtube. You won't be able to find it by searching, it has an irrelevant title and tags.

Gotta use reddit
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>>74219631
enjoy your next 10 years of mediocrity lmao
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>>74219674
>I'm a fan of Finnish players
>>
>>74219604
stream2watch
>>
>>74219638
Nope. Youtube streams are private and you need a direct link. Usually links are in reddit.com/r/nhlstreams before the game starts. The links get deleted so somebody doesn't shut down the stream
>>
>>74219664
all honesty my first season following was 2007. Hawks games weren't broadcast on tv except for away games. Plus I was only 13 and never played hockey then so I didnt really appreciate it. Started playing down at the local rink and really like the sport.
>>
>>74219687
>Wild fans think they are a good team

Just lucky the West is garbage.
>>
>>74219715
>9 posts early
>>
>>74219638
No, the names of the streams will be something random, often related to car names
And you can't search for them, as they're often behind "direct links", meaning you need the link to see it
Often posted on: https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/
Youtube links useally drop 5-10 mins before puck drop
>>
>>74219715
early fag btfo

based janny
>>
>>74219687
shitposting doesn't make you relevant

if minnesota disappeared from the map, in 2-3 years people wouldn't be able to tell what their biggest success was, nobody would remember

it wasn't the cup, we know that though

and that's what your
>but has had way more success than the other expansion team

amounts to
>>
>>74219731
Well atleast you got a few years of a good team before stupid contracts send you into watching mediocrity.
>>
>>74219638
Just get lazyman. I rarely watch games on my TV anymore since I can get 60FPS on lazyman now. Though I do miss the cheesy local commercials. Always funny to see the low budget car dealership commercials.
>>
3 more posts, dont be an mister antsy pants
>>
>>74219880
sorry
>>74219916
>>74219916
>>74219916
>>
Last bump for vegas
>>
>>74219880
you have an ant in your pants
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>>74219867
Minnesota pedophiled
>>
>>74219929
No
>>
new

74219945
>>
>>74219953
yes t. janny
>>
>>74219733
They are a good team. Being the best in pile of shit doesn't mean you are automatically shit. The East will win the cup though.

>>74219856
Are we talking about just sports? 3M is pretty relevant.
I would call your whole country irrelevant but Jagr and Hossa prevent me from doing that.
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>>74219771
mkay thanks brow
have this cute dogo as a token of gratitude
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>>74217570
Fucking your mom tonight. AMA.
>>
>>74220065
I'm talking about the wild, we're in a fucking hockey general

and hossa's not even czech dipshit
>>
>>74218417
I guarantee if I asked you to name the past 5 Conference and Division winners for each conference and division most hockey fans would not be able to

Cups? Everyone can name that going back as long as they started watching hockey if not past that
>>
>>74220207
I literally forgot penguins won the last cup before googling it a week ago and I've watched NHL regularly since the 90s
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>>74220145
>and hossa's not even czech dipshit
my apologies

Do you have any opinion on the current corruption in Slovak hockey? I have 0 proof but I would wager Slovakia could beat the Czech in hockey despite their shit national program.

It seems like you are defining relevancy based solely on NHL which is pretty funny for a country in Europe.
>>
>>74220326
I'm not defining anything and I don't care about the relevancy of your state friend

all I care about is hockey and all I know about minnesota starts and ends with the wild

the wild haven't done anything relevant no matter how much people shitpost
>>
>>74219696
at least reddithawks fans HAVE a team that's going to be mediocre

that's more than m0ng0lia will ever be able to say
>>
>>74220470
They ended Roy's playoff career twice.
>>
MONTREAL HAS A LEGIT COACH BRUINS BTFO
>>
>>74222778
>french-canadian coach becomes available
>a team that only hires french-canadian coaches

Well that was a fucking surprise. They probably paid even more to him just because he's part frog.
>>
>>74216538
>meme goalie who gets fucking rekt if a forward pierces their zone
>meme defenders that can't handle fast small forwards
>meme offense that can't score consistency

They're the meme team that's 1 and done this year, any playoff team with a franchise forward is going to take advantage of dubnyk in 7 games, their whole team is a bunch of statues and oldmen that aren't fit for modern NHL much less the playoffs
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