>Champions League footy is back

>>74214863
>cant watch it because i gotta go out with the gf

fuckin hell

>>74215390
>tfw taking gf to a match
Best of both worlds

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>>74215390
>being a normie
>having a gf

>>74215390
Anon, time to ditch her.

>>74215390
CL>>>>>>>A dead dog>>>>>>>>>Having a gf

>one sided matches or defensive borefests
CL rarely has good games desu

>>74215452
barca vs atletico 2nd leg was pretty damn good last year due to great defensive play under immense pressure

>>74215419
>fun at sporting events
>taking GF to sporting events

pick fucking one

>>74215461
also bayern vs atletico when atletico almost buckled under unreal pressure from bayern until muller missed the penalty, that was intense as fuck

>>74215463
This
> Anon what's the name of that player
BITCH I TOLD YOU THAT THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE

>>74215420
/sp/ is a normie board you fucking nerd

>>>/r9k/

>>74215463
>implying I ever have fun at them
Supporting a shit team is a challenge

>>74215420
fuck off robotfuck

>>74215463
Unlike the US, we can share hobbies with our gfs beyond servicing the black bull.

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>>74215420
>robots on /sp/

>>74215478
>4chan
>normie

>>74215487
i guess when you watch boring AF divegrass you have plenty of time to put in with the GF

here in the worlds #1 super power we take our shit seriously and dont have time to placate to a chicks needs.

>>74215482
>>74215501
I've missed something here

>>74215506
Is that what you have Tyrone for?

>>74215504
it's not the cesspit of the internet anymore m8

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>>74215419
NO IT ISN'T
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74215511
Andy Murray goes on r9k

>>74215504
>>74215511
/sp/ is and always has been a normie board

>>74215506
Isn't your number one sport watched by loads of women purely for the adverts?

Sounds like you've fucked your sports over to accommodate them

>>74215522
>not the literal djok bot

>>74215506
>cherleaders
>20 thousand time outs
>commercials
>coin toss
>players standing around

seriously

>>74215513
what the fuck you on about? a country that left the EU because they let a couple of immigrants in is attempting to make a racial joke about the USA?

>>74215513
>youre now aware the UK is basically the same population as one US state

try and be less relevant toolbag

>>74215537
>less than 60% white

>>74215552
>try and be less relevant toolbag
Sorry we're more relevant than any one of your states

>>74215537
Calm down DeShawn

>>74215534
no scoring for 90+ minutes

diving without punishment

yea, keep on comparing poverty ball

>make this thread to discuss this week's games
>literally not 1 on topic post

B-bro culture

>>74215561
hahhahhaha im pretty sure you can throw a dart at a US map and hit a state that has more natural resources and industry than the UK

>>74215562
>diving without punishment
Stop watching spanish football

>>74215562
>if there is no goals it's boring

four hot dogs and two kilos of nachos for the guy at the third row

>>74215573
America would think that if every goal was worth 10 points then it would instantly be more exciting because a score of 10-10 is better than 1-1

Are Barca good or not? I can't figure it out

>>74215556
>92% white

still lose your shit over "all those fucking immigrants"

its ok to admit that you sheltered little cucks cant handle anything that isnt gift wrapped for you

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>footy

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>>74215390
>mfw celebrating with gf tomorrow when there are less interesting matches instead of today

>>74215583
Is your point that because america is less white, it's more ok to complain about immigrants coming in?

>>74215579
PSG beating them then winning it all would be a good storyline desu

>>74215589
oof apparently the UK education system isnt all that spectacular either you illiterate fuck

>>74215588
In what universe are tomorrow's games less interesting than today's?

>>74215475
>he hasnt instructed his gf to know things about football
step it up

>>74215601
>i thought Real-Napoli was toight
damn now i'm sad

>>74215601
not everyone learns as well as your dog does

European football is almost as boring as European rugby

>>74215600
U r gay

>>74215630
>Wasting your time following cursed teams

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>>74215622
>american banter

>>74215635
I'll live to see the curse get broken

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>>74214863
How big is Messi?

>>74215755
Those child-bearing hips mayne

How will united do in their match?

>BT Sport
dropped.

>>74215593
That doesn't happen but maybe this year is the time the eternal cucks like PSG or Arsenal step up. Just maybe.

But wait. Aren't PSG even worse with Emery? I hope it's not Bayern, RM and Barca just killing everyone again with one brave team managing to surivive the gauntlet but ultimately losing in the final.

Europa > Champions

>>74215954
classic romanian

>>74215954
Not even close

>>74215793
I think PSG is better under Emery. It took a while but now I really think Emery is great and really knows what he is doing. Today though without Thiago Silva I'm not very confident

>>74216254
I follow PSG extremely closely and can tell you that if it werent for Thiago Silva being injured yesterday during training I would be really really confident that there would be a good match today at least. Hopefully Kimpembe can step up. He's fantastic but really young.

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>>74215390
>tfw my footy buddy's gf is out of town
>tfw we're watching CL together

no homo obviously

>>74216280
m8 this is a SFW board. Can't post such lewd material here

>>74216280
>buddy's gf is out of town on Valentines day
Anon's buddy... I...

>>74214863
Serious Cl footy starts after NFL is over

That timing is perfect

>>74216304
not just the day, for couple of months

>>74216322
At least be his friend and wank him off a bit. I bet he misses it.

>>74216338
that's pretty gay, anon

>>74216357
You are not his real friend then

>>74216357
Not gay unless you touch the balls

>>74216380
>this flag
>this post
unsurprising that you're the thread expert on all matters gay.

>>74216416
It's not gay if you are helping a friend.
Stop being so insecure.

>>74216468
t. Ronaldo

>>74216416
>>74216477
Someone seems pretty defensive. Is there something you want to share with the group?

>>74216489
Yes actually i do have a question. How do we go back to making /sp/ American only like it once used to be? Any webdesigner anons have a script that filters out flags?

>>74216532
>filtering other posters

rêddit pls

>>74216532
>having to remove ideas you don't like the sound of

>>74216532
shitposting aside, I've actually wondered about why American webspace attracts so many fucking foreigners. Don't other people have their own cultural webspace? replete with their social media platforms and other such services? Literally 99.9% of the websites i (and i can safely assumed, the vast majority of web surfing Americans) visit everyday are American, leading me to believe our webculture is fully developed and self-sufficient. How come other countries dont have this?

>>74216583
We do, we just understand there is a world out there and don't stay within our own boarders

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who else tries to sing along with the champion's league song?

>>74216583
You have to understand just how ASTONISHING LARGE a headstart Americans got on the whole internet thing, and how this is the reason why American websites more or less dominate the web.

Though I will concede that point you made.... la Gazzeta dello Sport and Russia Today have to be the only non-American websites I lurk.

>>74215526
Nope

>>74216612
I've always hummed along whenever it played... for around 16 years now.
>>74216583
As that one Canadian author said, most Americans comfortably carry on with a benevolent but total indifference to foreign affairs. Such has been the history of a country that has always seen itself as being geographically and culturally isolated from the rest of the world.

Championship>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Champions" League

>>74216626
>likes sports
>has gf
>doesn't watch unreasonable amounts of anime
>banter
>against racism

How is /sp/ not a normie board?

>>74216583
Actually thought about it and the 4 most used websites that I'll spend time on are 50/50 american and europen

>>74216280
this is the gayest post ever seen on spee

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>>74215390
>lost last WC because had a gf
>she got knocked by another dude a year later

>>74216731
m8 you live in colombia, its like fucking heaven on earth, why would you have a gf?

>>74216583
We just can't keep up with the astonishing ideas you guys have. An English language imageboard based off of a Japanese imageboard with a similar name created to discuss Japanese culture with servers based in Europe.

>>74216750
i wasn't here at the moment, I was in Argentina, hottest girls were Brazilian desu

>>74216763
brazilians are a meme, colombia and venezuela are top tier, argies only win due to their accent

>>74216768
yeah, well, even though i was there, my gf was Colombian, so you're damn right

>>74216583
Because I love international banter.

fucking fags

>>74216778
can you give me her number?

thanks

>>74215562
>diving without punishment
oh we're talking about basketball? They literally throw themselves on other players to draw a foul

Is there anyone else who likes to get high while watching football? Like i do it all the time. Otherwise i'd be stressed af.

>>74216865
literally my plan for the evening

>>74216865
I lol getting high period bro

>>74216987
*love

>>74216865
there's never enough gin during a champions league game

>>74216704
m8, not that im agreeing with his "foreignerz r dumb n smelly XD MURICA STRONG!" message, but youre kinda proving his point there.

>>74216865
loser

>>74216722
but it's no homo

>>74216583
we do browse out own websites, it's just that you don't know of them because you never see em

>>74217107
Why dis ?

>>74216694
Only 3 apply desu

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>Birthday today
>Champions league back
>Valentines day
>Kim jong-nam dead
I did not ask for such an eventful day.

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>>74215759
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>74216722
not really

fuck this timezone

>>74217612
lmao what the fuck thats the gayest shit ive ever read

>>74215390

>ditch CL for a woman

and i thought let Higuain play a final was your worst mistake...

>>74216532
you sound like a 2017 liberal

>>74217377
Happy brithday you stupid idiot

>>74214863
>soccer
>ever

>>74217939
>he takes shitposting seriously

>>74217715
Are you kidding me? Libcucks are all about Euro appeasement and virtue signalling globalism in order to broadcast just how worldly and progressive they are. That guy sounds like a through and through conservatard with that attitude of dismissive disdain towards Europoors.

damn I missed CL

>>74216751

This is the most European post I've seen today. Europeans love finding arbitrary ways to dismiss anything significant America has ever accomplished.

America is the driving force behind the Allies winning World War II.
>But without the Russians, you never could have saved our asses ;)

American invents the internet.
>But the United Kingdom came up with a shittier version first ;)

America creates 4chan, and a bunch of Europeans come here and act like they're better from Americans for some bizarre reason.
>4chan never would have existed without Japan ;)

Fucking pathetic. They can never give credit to America because once they do, they will actually have to acknowledge how far Europe has fallen.

Europe would rather see America fail than actually succeed on its own. That's how pathetic Europe is.

>>74223580
bruh, why do you care though?

>>74223580
>they will actually have to acknowledge how far Europe has fallen.
Oh yes. How could we not come up with such a fantastic image board. Turly the sign of a fallen civilization. A bunch of apes over here.

>>74223580
Imagine caring this much about a website

>>74223580
Holy shit dude. If Euro opinions get you his worked up, you care too fucking much about 4chan.