/hoc/ general

>no clipart animal OP

kys casual

>“Short-term, [Armstrong] could trade him anywhere, including to any Canadian city,” explained Kypreos. “But there’s a belief out there that he would not be traded to a Canadian team because there was really no chance on a long-term deal moving forward. I don’t hear that’s the case. I think on his wish list of long-term deals, he’s got about 12 teams. I’m told two of them are Canadian teams. I think it’s safe to say that he doesn’t envision himself being an Edmonton Oiler or a Calgary Flame, but the feeling is Toronto and Montreal.”

He mentioned that a trade was in the works between Edmonton during last offseason but Shattenkirk was not open to signing long-term which nixed it.

>>74207238
what the fuck is this op

>>74207238
Based Prout

>>74207268
Why would he want to play in Alberta? I'm not surprised at all.

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>>74207257

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>>74207279
>>74207292

Lucic is a fucking rude player

Therrien fired when

post cricket

>>74207268
>shittenkirk

oilers don't need that faggot anyway, >we are set on the right side

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>>74207275
What is your complaint about it?
Too little clipart?

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The Predators is Sweden's team

>>74207309
Claude Julian hired by le Habs when?

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>habishits

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>>74207411
>implying claude Julien can do anything about this

You now remember a trade deadline from a few seasons ago when most of the hype was about where Iginla was going

19th for Habs suck penisdick lmao

>>74207537
>On December 10, 2016, Iginla played in his 1,500th NHL game, a 10-1 loss to the Montréal Canadiens.
wew what a milestone

>>74207238
>CBJ: Korpisalo recalled. Forsberg back to Cleveland Monsters.

I'm a bit skeptical about this. Korpi back stopped the BJ's last meeting versus the
>RAGS
Although the BJ's chased Lundqvist Korpi posted the most goals allowed over him and Raanta. All year the guy has looked alot less focused than before and definitely lesser versus the late McElhinney.

As long as Boone keeps keeps performing surprise late term abortions on ice and maybe if anyone besides that line can make some goals happen.. yea..it's a nail biter already.

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>ywn have a competent defense

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>being the first major sport to test the Vegas market
>making an odd number of teams
>unbalancing further the already unbalanced conferences
>ruining the trade deadline
>diluting the already thin talent pool
>making a new team when there are already several teams that should get moved
Is Vegas, dare I say it, a mistake?

>>74207238
What a swell gif.

morning /cric/

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>>74207757
How does that feel?

>Nyquist was last seen wading into lake michigan, he has missed his hearing with the DOPS

>>74207790
It's a wild ride that no one ever asked for. It's nice watching an elite offense but that's offset when your defense coughs up the lead on a daily basis.

>>74207766
>another desert team

Well, they're certainly making a gamble. *rimshot*

>>74207766
maybe, hopefully the league can just do a whole re-shuffle of the conferences and divisions, as a flyers fan i'd love the Flyers to have a few seasons in the easy conference.

Finally a comfy thread with an actual hockey related pic and not some shit clip art. Are we back?

>>74207806
>no swedes
>several commies
>only minnesotan is a bust
Found your problem, swedes are the best way to build a solid D.

>>74207411

Bruins undefeated since that dumb fuck was fired

>>74207766
>completely unwanted
>a perennial loser
>a team everyone laughs at

Sounds like /ourteam/ tbqh.

>>74207861
Most teams go on a win streak after they get their coach fired. Just look at the islels.
Sad situation where coaches get fired to cover up a retarded GM. Islels and ruins are proof of that.
The mild would be an exception. Yeo lost control of the team and they needed a wakeup call. Fletcher isn't the worst GM but getting fired was completely Yeo's fault

>>74207238
good job OC I almost didn't find the thread due to lack of clipart ffs

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Post >yfwtgkwdc (your face when the golden kinghts win da cup)

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>>74207830
MHGA

OC as in original creator [of thread]

>>74207854
Zaitsev is actually our best defender believe it or not.

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>>74207275
suck my dick

>>74207276
>>74207771
>>74207830
>>74207919
Thanks everyone. Clipart is an important part of /hoc/ but I think the OP should at least have a shred of hockey relatedness. Only thing this thread is missing is
>rags

>>74207902
Snow should've been fired too tbf

>>74207968
I hear he is quite the sniper (from the blueline)

>>74207902
Capuano was a retarded coach and deserves way worse than he got, Julien wasn't

terrible proof you have there

>>74207997
Ya that was my point. Letting players like Nielson and Okposo go while signing 4th line grinders to 3.5 million is retarded. The Ladd signing happens and I wouldn't blame Snow 100% for that. If Tavares leaves because they cannot strike a deal Snow should be crucified instead of just fired.

>>74208026
Even if he was a terrible coach he shouldn't have to take all of the blame. Snow is a bad GM. The team went from the second round to bottom of the league. Snow has shown time and time again he makes terrible decisions.

Give it to me straight hoc, can the knights make the playoffs?

>>74208071
Cap was an awful coach but only a small piece of that shit pie.

>>74208071
who says he took all the blame, most people still blame snow and want him gone

>from the second round to bottom of the league.
lel, they're currently in a playoff spot (by point %)

the talent is clearly still there, crapuano was just a massive anchor and deserves his share of the blame 110%

80 day...I have to wait 80 days for the iihf games, why. How can I fill the time meanwhile?

>>74208113
Watch real hockey

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>>74208113
Did you qualify for the big boy tournament?

>>74208086
not before relocation

>>74208122
can you quick intro me?

>>74208132
hhaah...please don't.

>>74208113
Finding streams of D3 NCAA games where students try out broadcasting should be pretty comparable to the IIHF tournament.

>>74208103
Every team in the east is a wildcard contender. The whole thing is a clusterfuck. I think losing your job is taking quite a bit of blame.

>>74208149
Pick an nhl team and watch them

>>74208149
>>74208182

I suggest that estonia follows Minnesota Wild.

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>>74208216

>>74208182
They are usually 4am here.

>>74208216
I will follow that advice

>>74208228
You could watch full replays or spoiler free highlights at dtmts.com is pretty good

>>74208243
oh nice stuff!

>>74208228
>selecting a meme team

a risky maneuver, I hope you're well equipped to handle failure

>>74208260
We are in the meme timeline though

>>74208260
My country doesn't even qualify to juniors, I'm used to failure.

>>74208275
I thought we fell put of that slipstream when the jackets woke up

>>74208280
with that in mind then you're set, contact your nearest pedostan official to collect your folder of pepes and wojaks

>>74208292
Jykkets were just a false meme, they could upset the penguins though, that would be top meme, only to allow the caps to get past the second round

hello where is my danish friend :3

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Panthers are winning the bowl.

If you hop on the wagon now, you wont be seen as a bandwagoner.

>>74208260
>>74208275
Not even meme magic can prevent the Minnesota sports suffering. We embrace the futility but still complain about it.

>>74208307
Thanks famalam :DDD

REEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS YOUR PM TALKING TO US IN FRENCH?

DOES THIS FAGGOT SWITCH BACK AND FORTH FOR EVERY SPEECH?

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EESTI
E
S
T
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>>74208319
The nico bowl? Lad is going to the Avs unfortunately

>>74208339
Fuck off you basketball eatin walrus lookin mafucker

>>74208339
Fuck off, Randy

>>74208339
Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger

>>74208339
Put your fucking pants back on, Randy

>>74208456
yeah you tell him Lahey

>>74208499
all that money and he still wears brown shoes with a blue suit

>>74208517
>mad at alternative style
Do you also hate Trump?

>>74208517
t. gay fashion designer

>>74208529
>>74208555
>standards are bad
Trump wouldn't tolerate either of you failures.

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>>74208634
>Trump
Everytime.

The predators don't play until saturday, who do I root for in the meantime?

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I am asking you as friends to please not start political discussion in my OP. There is an entire board for that topic.
Thank you.

bye weeks were a mistake

>>74208688
Islanders are a nice dank meme right now

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>>74208688
for dem boyz

>>74208700
>giving players a week off that will completely destroy all rhythm or potential win streak they had
Dubs confirm bye week fucking retarded.

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im hungry for food. and hockey. bye week is the gayest thing in the world

>>74208149
Leafs, >we actually have an Estonian-born player in Leo Komarov

>>74208787
If anything it should have been the whole league at the same time so there's no disadvantage and they still get the break. But it's so close to the All-Star break that I don't really see the point.

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>give players 5 days off with no practice or team activites
>rest of the season they play games every other day and some back to backs
Seems pretty counter intuitive. Good job NHLPA

>>74208800
Is he still playing there? I thought he was there for a short time Tbh.

You autists can bitch about it all you want but the actual players are loving this bye week set-up.

>>74208674
You'll know what it's like when Mr. Wonderful takes your country.
>>74208688
What other teams appear on your tv stations?

>>74208634
>Trump
>standards

>>74208845
This tbf

>>74208836
he is still here, he's played here since >we drafted him

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>>74208826
boobehz :D

>>74208863
in the NHL, that is

he had a stint in the KHL when he wanted more minutes to make Mongolia's Olympic team

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>>74208826
reminder that if you don't like pierre you are a soil-tilling peasant boy

>>74208821
scratch the bye week
3 days longer christmas break
2 days longer all star break
et voilá

>>74208896
>letting a 5 year old play for your team

wew lads ruins sure have went to shit real quick

>>74208898
I still think a break for the trade deadline might make some sense since they'd get time to settle in before they have to start playing with the new team

>>74208850
I live in the Tampa area but I was born and raised in TN, I'm not watching that dumpster fire team though

>>74208907
>Montreal let that 5 year old score

>AHL teams let him score a goal per game

really makes you think.

Let's face it, would any one here really miss him?

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>>74208858
Best standards, have you tried one of these things?

>>74208907
he a cute >:|

everybody here saying i cant eat a whole bag of cheese curls is a faggot i can easily eat it

>>74208949
mtl and the ahl are both shit

>>74208999
trips confirm but he also did this to the Penguins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88YTuTbgQn4

>>74208821
Conference bye week makes sense so we still have hockey.

>>74208960
No need to, I just buy half a cow every couple years from the same farmer and share the different cuts and ground meat with friends and family. Typically an angus crossbreed cow, but I ended up with Hereford meat one year and I thought it was better quality.

>300 lbs of beef
>primarily taken in steak cuts and ground portions

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>there are people currently posting in this thread who don't realize the oilers are winning the cup

>>74209104
That sounds sexy as hell

>>74209234
In a few years, probably

>>74209234
>Benoit Pouliot is still on the roster
Doubtful

>>74207268
Are >we supposed to give a shit that Shattenkirk doesn't want to sign here? He's not even a real defenceman.

>>74209458
>w-we never wanted him anyway
Ahhh classic.

>>74209512
But it's true, he's a destitute man's erik karlsson, if he was actually good the bloos would have re-signed him ages ago

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>tfw no gf
>tfw only two games on tonight
Fuck you Gary

>>74209234
Only if the somehow manage to package Pouliot and Eberle and replace them with a good two-way 2nd line center, move RNH to the left side and bring bulju up to right side. And then get some more meat on the defence, and maybe a capable back-up goalie to boot.

My 1 year old daugther insist on watching Bananas in Pyjamas in Swedish, and gets angry if I try and change the language to Danish
What am I supposed to do

>>74209587
Where can I get a gf that likes hokei?

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>>74209587
This is getting really fucking old. The amount of 2 game nights on supposedly packed schedules is ridiculous.

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>>74209664
Go with the flow, bro. A little swedish has never hurt anyone

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>Jackets asking Torts to chill


It's over.

>>74209685
Play pick-up or whatever that gets you in contact with girls that likes the sport. Then you just have to put yourself out there

>>74209686
It really is. I have no idea what the thought process was behind it. How anyone can believe that it's better to have some days with 8-10 games, and others with 2, instead of having 4-6 games most days is beyond me

>>74209664
>Bananas in Pyjamas

lmao that stopped airing here like a decade ago

>>74209716
Haha, I suppose you're right

>>74209749
We're watching it from Youtube, all episodes uploaded there lol

>>74209749
if there's a language setting it's unlikely it's on TV m8

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>>74209716

What's even the point of watching hockey anymore if everyone knows the Wild are going to win the cup

>>74209874
They're gonna choke in the playoffs

>>74209900
I'd like to think so but they are just too perfect built

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>>74209847
No hate, only love please

>>74209548
The blues already have Pietrangelo and now Parayko. Why would they dump 7 million on a position they're already strong in? Shattenkirk is redundant and money would be better spent on other things.

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Are we back?

>>74209716
is he the ugliest man in the nhl?

>>74210004
No

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>>74209847
>>74209716
Fins are hideous creatures. Can you guess which one of these was considered most beautiful in finland?

>>74210057
i would do naughty naughty to all of their feet except the black one

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>>74209874
who /boudreauchoke/ here

>>74209874
>Boudreau
>Cup

why are the laffs paying 3 players over $5M?

Hey guys I'm back from Hawaii I hope you didn't miss me too much. I had fun thanks

>>74210238
Because the leafs are trying to close the income inequality gap among active nhl players. Truly the best team. #feelthebern

>>74210287
Ber--laffs still have a chance to make the playoffs!

>>74210004
is Tyler Kennedy still playing?

>>74210233
>>74210209
>he hasn't won the Stanley Cup in his 10 year coaching career! It's finished, retirement when??
>half of those cups belong to 2 coaches but he wasn't part of the other 4 or 5!

>>74210238
please dont ask them to perform the mental gymnastics again

>>74210330
He played in an alumni game a few weeks ago

>>74210264
Yeah hi

>>74210352
well yeah he looks like Rask if Rask was a drunkard

>>74209394
Well worth the money, and with it being from a local farm and a family I know just out on the ridge, I know and see exactly what cow I'm getting my cuts from.

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do you miss boogaard

>>74210489
no. Reminder John Scott took his roster spot

>>74209805
>he doesn't know Arte

just how new are you?

>>74210489
>do you miss the time when it was normal for retarded talentless face punchers have nhl roster spots

"no"

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Why are "good" Finnish players Fennoswedes or Ruskiefinns?

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>tfw battling for a wildcard spot

for all the swedes here what do you think of viktor arvidsson

>>74210591
Yes. There's absolutely zero girls in existence who won't find that strange.

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what is this expression trying to convey?

>>74210716
>>74210591
Can confirm.

>>74210591
Reckon it'll depend on the money you're willing to offer
Those vodka drinking sauna girls are up for anything

>>74210745
Wtf
Spain in a /hoc/ thread?
Hello

>>74210783
lurk moar

>>74207411
Julien isn't a magical top notch coach that brings magical success.
The team with which he won a cup is so fucking different from today's Hasb team, size-wise and speed-wise. Is he that flexible or is he another coach with "da system"?
And he's already been fired once. Coach double-dipping hasn't worked too well for >us.

Something is wrong across the board, that's for sure. How did Muller's pp play go from the best in the league in Jan to the worst in Feb? Why have 67+47 scored 9 of 13 goals for the Hasb this month while every single other line is stagnating?

>>74210737
white supremacy

>>74210797
he's been fired twice

>>74210783
I think he's a finn on vacation

>>74210812
>>74210783
I work here.

Hopefully I'll get the fuck out of here by next autumn.

>>74210826
>autumn

>>74210791
I'm not allowed to

>>74210812
>>74210826
Aaah, makes sense then
I'd miss the fuck out of the superior north too
Hang in there

>>74210826
>autumn
also i saw you posting on /pol/

dont do that

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>mfw tripcunt didn't get a single (You) on two consecutive posts

>>74210843
How'd you know he did that?

>>74210855
shut the fuck up I think you're grease on a proxy

>>74210844
He's so fucking stale now kek

>>74210861
their posting style is different though, I usually always understand Denmark while sometimes Greece's posts are nonsensical

>>74210855
>>>/pol/112479439
It's weird m8, I have an uncanny ability to sniff out a finn. Even on boards I don't usually browse. Even worse in real life. I guess becaause I've worked for one for 5 years now?

I hate them.

>>74210861
I'm proud of my beautiful flag, I'd never proxy mate

>>74210863
what a pathetic cunt jesus christ lmao

>>74210870
Haha, daily exposure to finns both at work and off work, that's gotta leave some mental scars

>>74210843
>>74210836
Hey fuck you buddy.

I'm pretty sure that's the season that comes after the warm thing you guys call summer.

>>74210870
That poster isn't a Finn.

>>74210870
well In that case he was literally posting in mongolese so anyone could tell

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>>74210870
>slaving for a finn
L MAO

>>74210843
it's called autumn.

>>74210826
Spain doesn't attract me, but it's not the North that's superior, it's just that you are nostalgic.

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What team should I bet on to win Stan Lee?

>>74210915
All the ones not in Canada

>>74210915
>Safe bet
Milds, shorks or penguins

>Living on the edge?
Oilers

>>74210915
preds, my friend

http://md-akc.med.nhl.com/mp4/nhl/2017/02/13/4d2f61f3-be39-485b-9416-c5b8b4ce09a3/1486955209129/asset_1800k.mp4

>>74210915
pongs probably

>>74210915
Wait for the final bracket to see where possible spoilers are.

>>74210915
never bet on hockey

>>74210915
The Chicago Blackhawks

They started putting the ice down today in Pittsburgh for the outdoor game that's almost 2 weeks away. That's something I guess

>>74210955
ya its hard to make real money with luckpuck

>>74210955
>>74211008

bros

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>>74211001
>reddithawks
>good

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/hoc/, if your hockey team was a type of sushi roll, what sushi roll would your team be?

>rags @ Jocks

>yotes @ flim flams

Predictions?

why are fins so stupid mean drunk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=18&v=FdhMHRQdh0Y

>>74211053
homes

>>74211049
A sushi roll that blows a lead in the 3rd period

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>>74211049
Fried catfish roll for Nashville.

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>>74209874
They play well now, but I get the feeling that this team takes an early-mid round exit. I want to believe, but being a Minnesota sports fan has taught me that we don't get happy endings (except for the Twins and that lady's basketball team nobody fucking cares about).

>>74211053
Rags
Yotes

http://www.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/breaking-hockey-player-reportedly-killed-after-locker-room-brawl-among-teammates
>be 14 year old russian boy
>get killed by teammates in locker room

>>74211268
fucking animals

>>74211309
>>74211309
>>74211309
>>74211309
>>74211309
>>74211309

>yfw Nyquist only gets a 2000 dollar fine

>>74211209
Also, first seeds tend to struggle in this new divisional setup. The most 1st seeds that have made to the Conference Finals since the new 4/4/4/4 bracket have been 2. 2/3 years had no 1st seeds in the conference finals round.

>>74211361
Luckily, he's been calling in for a personal hearing - meaning at least 6 games suspension, and a hefty fine
He deserves atleast 10 for that, disgusting play

>>74210844
I doubt /hoc/ had grown smart enough to start ignoring them. It must have been just a fluke.

>>74211373
I agree my Nordic brother. Throw the book at him and give him 10 games or even more it would certainly be warranted.

>>74210915
Vegas odds have the Wild as like 5th favorite since all casual gamblers dumped money into memes like the >rags, Memehawks, and flightless birds.
I think even the Blue Jackets were ahead of them coming off their 15 game streak and they got that Ohio casual money

Basically free money lad

The return to risk is worth it

>>74211209
Firecuck pls fuck off back to Toledo

>>74211531
>>74210915
But you obviously can't wait since every game the Wild btfo somebody the returns get less and less

>>74209874
The Capitals were supposed to win the Cup for a while now.

>>74211569
>Le no defense power play goal man
>Winning a cup

Good one.

>>74211602
Hindsight is nice isn't it? Minnesota for a Round 2 exit.

Should the Ducks pursue Landeskog or Duchene before the trade deadline?

Rags about BTFO the fagkets

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>the team that will win the Stanley Cup in a couple of months isn't playing tonight

Lame desu.

>>74211633
makes sense, but Colorado won't sell low and Anaheim doesn't want to buy high probably. would have to be Vatanen+pick for Landeskog alone

>>74211680
The Ducks have to let go some of their defenseman for a foward. They just need someone to help them score more.

>>74211638
>rags

>400 wins
>zero cups

>>74211731
UGHHHH why isn't emerick doing this game

>>74211757
This guy is good tho

>>74211774
But he's not emerick, mike has the voice of a god

What the fuck, why is it so empty in nationwide

>>74211788
Bandwagons came around during the streak
now they're average

>RAGS

>>74211795
Never mind, it's not empty it's just all of the pale faces of the jackets fans
God damn winter kills Columbus tan game

>>74211802
Hahaha for fuck sake

>watching the >rags on NBCSN

>>74211810
Is NBC the channel with Eddie Olczyk and Mike Emrick?

>>74211810
I'm here for the jackets

>>74211820
Yes

>>74211802
>those weary-eyed blonde women

hng
hng
hng

DUBI
>RAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>Finnish goaltending
>Girardi defending

I can't believe the >rags Fell for the Finnish goaltending meme

BOBROVSKY

Anti1 ranta

>>74211826
They're pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXFnVwNEXY8&feature=youtu.be
Ken Bone being interveiwed about sports boys

>>74211890
I keep seeing Kenny Albert and Eddie on NBCSN. Doc might do the Flyers Penguin stadium series.

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>it's a no shooting episode

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>>74207257
>he likes clipart

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>rags

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>>74211716
like kneelander

>>74211938
shots are a meme stat

>>74211716
Gib lindholm

>>74211982
The Ducks signed him. What does the Ducks get?

Can I get a screenshot of tappen in nbcsn in that school girl

>>74211989
Who would you want? I'm a leafs fan btw.

>>74211975
I don't care about the stat they are passing up good shot opportunities looking for perfect ones

>>74212005
i used to jack off to her all the time when she started on nesn

>>74212067
Nices Patches dubs
>>74212068
Nice Jagr dubs

>>74212037
Not sure. I don't know much about the leafs except Matthews, Kadri, Marner, and Freddie.

>conceding a shorthander
>to DAN FUCKING GIRARDI

poo jackets complete meme team confirmed

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>redemption is spelled D-a-n

>>74212074
nice Larkin plus 2 dubs

>>74212095
oh shit, I meant plus 1! Sorry Andrea.

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is riley sheahan a bust?

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>literally a dead horse beating itself

>>74211361
$2000 is quite a bit of money.

>>74212076
>Kadri
He's cheap at 4.5 and probably 50 pts a season is his ceiling. Probably not someone you'd want considering you need high end offensive talent.
>Matthews
Untouchable
>Marner
Untouchable
>Nylander
He's pretty good already and only going to get better. If he's even available he holds the most value.
>JVR
He fits your needs the most he's just a FA next summer which hurts his value a bit. Still would be worth considering. JVR + pick for Fowler or Vatanen might be close. I don't know.

Other than these guys there isn't much outside of prospects.

>>74212152
My fear is Getzlaf and Perry are not producing much goal. They are getting old. Nylander could fit for a long term.

>>74212176
Only way I see the ducks getting Nylander is if they offer lindholm.

>>74212152
offense is getting harder and harder to come by in this league. I don't think they're planning on just giving away someone with the kind of shot that Nylander has. He's had less hype than the other two but he's got pretty good company in terms of how well he's performing as a 20 year old.

>>74212205
Well unless Kapanen becomes Nylander 2.0, then it's still the most likely trade piece they've got to get a legit D-man.

>>74212205
You're absolutely right. The problem is the leafs have one of the worst blue lines in the NHL. They need defensive help in the worst way. Nylander will give you the best return. Besides were all under the assumption he's even available. Lou could be telling people to kick rocks for all we know.

>>74212205
>>74212222
>>74212231
it's not going to matter because whichever d they get is going to somehow end up being a fucking useless sieve or at best, a 3rd-4th.

i think dan girardi is a pretty cool guy. eh scores a goal and doesnt afraid of anything

>>74212231
You might disagree, but I hope that Lou is doing just as you describe. I have a feeling we'll look back in a few years and feel relieved >we didn't move him.

The success of the Zaitsev signing makes me feel more confident in their ability to assess and acquire D, even if it's through unconventional routes that armchair fans aren't considering.

>>74212311
But Zaitsev is still a 3-4 guy, which is useful for your depth, but it's not enough and isn't honestly that hard to asses. They didn't get Zaitsev to fill the role of the absolutely necessary top D-man, which Reilly really isn't.

>>74212249
he can't play hockey but BOI THESE FACIAL FEATURES

>>74212354
Reilly is still young anon. Don't lose faith just yet.

>>74212360
He was excellent in his role for awhile it's sad to him decline

>Tfw the only way I can deal with it is by ridiculing him

>>74212354
KHL talent, especially KHL dmen, are pretty tough to assess properly - the success rate is pretty low. A lot of them just end up failing in NA and going back. Just saying they did a good job with that find, a free RH shot dman who's done a good job in his role this season. Obviously for them to improve he needs to be bumped down.

It's easy to get tunnel vision as an armchair GM thinking there's only one way to acquire D, but there are a shitton of things going on behind the scenes that we have no clue about. Let's leave the inane trade proposals for HF boards.

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>>74212354
>>74212367
>Reilly
>laffers in charge of correctly spelling their own player's name

>>74212396
that contract is a disaster. 2 million less, 2 years less, no NMC and you could play him on your bottom pairing and hope he doesn't blow a wheel every game. But when the coach makes him play 20+ minutes every night this shit is bound to happen. if only AV would've followed his baseline of sitting him on back-to-backs like he said early in the season.

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when is canada gonna Cup?

>>74212484
When will GMs learn to stay away from aging dmen with awful skating?

Alzner's the next one, wonder whose books he's going to anchor

>>74212484
Oh yeah the contract is terrible it was obvious he wouldn't be able to keep playing the way he was when he was good

>>74212471
meh

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Ayy

KEVIN HAYES IS ELITE GUYS

Sweet move

>>74212618
Facts

>>74212581
>meh

Laffs drafted him 5 years ago you fucking casual laffer faggot

>>74212633
You're so fucking triggered right now it's actually hilarious. Does a simple spelling error of someone's name trigger your autism that badly? Conner McDavid is a secondary assists babby.

hayes a GOAT

>>74212650
>being this paranoid
not everyone who points out laffer retardation is an oilers fan you fucking retard

>conner
it's connor, learn to spell the name of a generational player you fucking casual

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

>rags

>greasy Vesey

So where's the Avs-Bruins trade that some faggot said was incoming this morning?

It's 10 hours later and NOTHING has happened. You pretend to be insiders who know what's going on in the league but you're all just a bunch of autistic semen-slurping trap-loving faggots. This is the last time I trust any faggot on /hoc/. From now on, I'm getting all my trade news from HFBoards.

Damn almost
GG rags

>>74212873
Teebee aich it was a really good game
3 teams tied for 2,3 and 4th in the metro

reminder that the rags are the best team in the league right now, and have beaten the meme jackets 3 (THREE) times

WHO CAN STOP US NOW?

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>blowjackets can't even beat the fucking rags

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>>74212906
Us.

>Per @SunGarrioch, belief is Avs want Ceci, 2017 1st-rd pick, Chabot or White + plus parts for Duchene or Landeskog.

snes are getting raped if they give that up for landeskog

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>>74212977
I hope they do

man what the fuck calgary

>>74213114
>all those writers saying LA and Nashville should watch-out for Calgary

>>74212906
>piss easy division if they stay a WC
>Penguins and Capitals have to go through each other
How are you guys gonna fuck it up this time?

>>74213130
their big assumption in writing shit like that was that poodreau was legitimately elite and not just a meme

obviously they were wrong

>>8575132

is this true boys or will it not work

>>74213199

sorry forgot it was on /ck/
this: >>>8575132

>>74213206
WHAt THe FUCKKKKKK

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>>74213149
They'll find a way my friend. It's the way of all New York sports teams not named the Yankees.

>>74212977
Wtf I want Chabot