pre Match discussion and game thread 1
Teams very soon
>take over new club
>have them fall out the top four for the first time in 6 years
>sell their best player
Wow Pep is a genius.
>>74206863
I am sold already due to your elite picture skills. Fat asses and football 10/10.
>>74206863
Need more asses
trying no fap here, thanks
>>74206912
>Fat asses and football
this should deffo be a thing
>>74206863
I like this picture
>>74206985
why
>>74206883
>I haven't watched many matches the last few years: the post
I bet you think them reaching the CL semis last season is indicative of their quality
I think we need a fat asses game of the week desu
>>74207040
No but regularly making the top 4 is. Josep is going to fuck up bigly. One of Liverpool or United will finish above City.
>>74207032
health, i hope the tranny poster doesn't show up, or ill literally die
>>74207224
masturbation is good for you
just noticed alex manninger still hasn't retired
>>74207311
he still reserve keeper at arsenal?
damn seamans contract was harsh
>>74207417
he's at Liverpool
>>74207670
are you actually dense or ironically dense i can't tell
he's buffon's backup at juve
>>74207684
what
>>74207684
he's literally and unironically not
Bournemouth TEAM
1 Boruc
15 Smith
2 Francis
3 Cook
11 Daniels
8 Arter
6 Surman
24 Fraser
32 Wilshere
33 Ibe
17 King
City TEAM
13 Caballero
25 Fernandinho
24 Stones
11 Kolarov
3 Sagna
17 De Bruyne
42 Y Touré
21 Silva
7 Sterling
33 de Jesus
19 Sané
Rest in pieces Kun.
post velas
>>74207156
But they are in the top 4 this season you stupid beady eyed fuck. City will finish top 3 no matter what. Pep is a memer but in the summer he can buy a whole new defense (not to mention Yayas huge wages will be gone and Aguero probably sold for 60+ mil to Real or somewhere in china). City potential for next year is scary.
>>74206863
comfy photo
>>74208171
Why does Pep always have to be such a meme master with his team selection?
>>74206863
Me (Charley Atwell) ont he left
>>74206863
I fucking hope Jesus will be there
>>74207208
*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT*
*sniff sniff*
>>74208171
Resting Aguero for the game against Huddersfield I see.
we got this
>--------------------Caballero
>Fenandinho--Stones--Kolarov---Sagna
>-------------------------Yaya
It just keeps getting worse loking
>>74206863
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc
>>74207208
ass too big 2bh
>>74208171
>NANASHI NO STONES
>>74208306
>>>/tumblr/
>>74208290
The fucking state of that board
*benches aguero*
>>74208345
>alo mae
what did he mean by this?>
How will blacks ever recover?
>I promise you, this is being played at full speed
top kek carra
Did Aguero have a knock, or what?
>>74208352
his mom is famous here and used to talk to the match's narrator even on Brazil NT games
>>74208366
doesn't run enough for poop
see >>74208232
he improved a km from previous seasons, but still wasn't enough
Bournemouth and Howe are so fucking shit that City are guaranteed to score at least 2 goals.
>>74206863
Brilliant matchthread picture
Lets do this more often
>>96
>>74208358
what is the hype like for jesus in brazil? is he liked more than coutinho?
>>74208290
>>74208381
fair 'nuff
>>74208256
Has no fullbacks he trusts
Clichy isn't reliable
Don't see see another problem
>>74208290
/tv/ is a fucking cesspool but I can't help but visit every day.
>>74208382
city will concede at least 2 too, so we could just as well start this game at 2-2
>>74208393
I think Jesus is pretty popular in Brazil, they've already built a big statue of him in Rio.
>>74208393
it's so fucking high you have no idea, this since palmeiras
>>74208393
And Firminho? Do Brazilians hate how white his teeth are too?
>>74208290
why do I fucking come to this website
>>74208256
>PLEASE keep seeing me as the greatest manager of all time
>I-I don't need Messi or Bayern's one team league, it's all m-me!
>>74208410
kek
>>74208417
>>96
>Leicester in 2017
>talksport caller just referred to Sane, Jesus and Sterling as "the slick niggas"
>Sterling
pls no he scores every time against >us
>commentators trying to hype this match
>B-bournmouth is OK they aren't crap we swear
>>74208403
Not necessarily saying his selection is wrong, but I can't see any other manager making some of the choices he's doing
>Fernandinho RB
>Kolarov CB
>The Brown - Yaya - Silva midfield trio
>Benching Aguero
Fernandinho tucking into midfield takes some pressure from Yaya, but still. Even Van Laal would be impressed
>>74208443
Someone better rip that.
>>74208447
doesn't everyone?
>ass in op image
>1(one) ass pic in the rest of the thread with 70 posts
the absolute state of /sp/ these days
>>74208421
>PLEASE keep seeing me as the greatest manager of all time
who does that
>>74208151
>Smith-Francis-Cook-Daniels is STILL a PL back 4
h o w
>>74208491
*howe
>>74207208
>the man city brazilian players bonding
>Is just a staged picture of the three of them wearing man city jackets
>>74208443
Nothing offensive about that, there's only 2 darkies out of three and I'm Sane won't have a problem being lumped in.
>>74208491
how more like howe haha
Hmmmm
>>74208491
Haha, don't you mean howe?
>>74208513
>>74208520
He's also the Flip, right?
Could Howe get the sack?
I know. Miracle maker blah blah blah, but their owner is conspicuously wealthy, and seemingly ambitious. Surely he'll be worried that Howe hasn't spent the genuinely large transfer budget at all successfully over the last 18 months.
They're on a real downward trend and the flaws of their defence and GK, and lack of ideas in attack, are catching up with them. Could be an outside shout for relegation here.
>>74208520
I wonder what the average number of RINGs/thread is
>>74208491
more like Howe haha
(Sounds like how, would love this to become a new meme)
>>74208535
they've spent tens of millions on absolute shit since promotion and are mainly relying on players they had in league one
if he continues to waste so much money i think he could go
>>74208535
>Could Howe get the sack?
Best time to sack him would be in the summer if he keeps them up, which he probably will.
>invest hundreds of millions in academy
>buy in your entire starting 11 and bench
what are the excuses City fans?
LET BRAVO IN
>LET BRAVO IN
LET BRAVO IN
>LET BRAVO IN
LET BRAVO IN
>LET BRAVO IN
LET BRAVO IN
>LET BRAVO IN
LET BRAVO IN
>LET BRAVO IN
Streams for a poor fellow fag, please?
>>74208535
not a chance, this season at least
>>74208564
>"city" youth is sterling, jesus and sane
>just bought all of them for 170m to replace any academy player for the next years
>>74208467
Numale fuckbois like /r/soccer and /epl/
>>74208565
will i ever stop laughing at this image everytime it's posted
>>74208535
>>74208556
Been some decent signings though like Afobe and Wilshere/Ake on loan. Some pretty shit like Grabban. Another thing to consider is its hard to pull in good players. Good players want to play for a bigger club
>>74208171
Rip city
>>74208520
>IN: POGBA
>OUT: KOLAROV
>>74208588
member Tyrone Mings? he cost 8m
>>74208466
I don't want to get banned
>>74208588
>afobe
>good
>the STATE of citehs back line
>>74208588
other smaller teams manage to make good signings though and not to spend £8m on tyrone mings and £15m on jordon ibe
>It's okay when Pep taps up players
Why do the FA want him to succeed so much?
>>74208600
Ok what about Josh King then, Brilliant signing
BRADLEY WIGGINS IS A DRUG CHEAT
>>74208598
Get that ass banned
>>74208610
>being shorter than pep
>>74208588
I've just had a quick autistic look on trasfermarkt and it reckons you've spent roughly 80m since summer 2015 when you got promoted (and only recouped about 20).
That's got to be eye-opening numbers for the cunts in suits.
I like Howe a lot, but his learning process in the Premier League looks like it needs another year or two and I just wonder if the suits will have the patience and faith in him.
POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE
>>74208604
>vinny finally fit
>stones-kolarov back line
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>74208585
and yet all you hear up north for young players is to join the city academy
>>74208628
It's 2 in the afternoon
>>74208610
Pep put that wanker and the English media in their place years ago when he said he had lots of players like him in the Barca academy.
Pep's only good moment in football.
>>74208610
>>74208610
>city_try_to_meet_english_quota.jpg
>>74208628
>Drinking on a monday
>>74208638
>Then Wiltshit proceeds to rape his midfield
>>74208628
>>74208640
>please don't make me waste scouts on English player, Jack
>e-erm, hum, hello!
>I see you need a GK for your team
>I can be your GK if you want! s-so, hm, what do you think?
what's your answer /sp/
>>74208637
Thanks for the update, Big Ben
>>74208643
> ;_;
>>74208643
Lillie is for breeding!
>>74208654
Claudia Bravo? never heard of her
>>74208643
Lillie a cute.
>>74208643
I am but I have a stressful job and high maintenance gf so I think it's deserved
>>74208404
pretty much its an addiction now making shitty /pol/ bait threads now and then
>>74208666
imagine being so unbelievably shit, shitty cabellero is better than you
>>74208643
>not drunk everyday
fuckin nerd lmao
Anyone else pretend they're in the team huddle when they see it on tv?
>>74208682
>its an addiction now making shitty /pol/ bait threads now and then
I thought this was just me
Its easy (You)'s making a Trump gloating thread. /tv/ really cant handle it
>>74208647
didn't know they put that in cans =\
>Drinking soggy beer when you could vape and enjoy the game
shig
>>74208694
yaaaaasss
Lads is /sp/ the manliest board? /fit/ is full of closet homos
>>74208707
is beer ever not soggy?
>>74208695
Hows life on the spectrum?
*looks through the thread, smirking at many of the posts*
*switches to a stern expression because the game has started*
>>74208695
Cor blimey..
>>74208713
All boards are pretty gay, desu
>>74208707
>not doing both
>>74208713
nothing manlier than fucking another man in the ass brah
>>74208736
>tfw never knew anyone that sells weed
Worse feel
>>74208698
>>74208695
lmao no
>>74208704
Only ever see it in tins here.
Stones is fucking terrible
STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES STONES >STONES
>>74208757
>>74208757
>be American
>not drinking new Belgium
LMOA
>Fernandinho as an inverted left-back
>Eden Hazard is unanimously held in higher regard than de Bruyne again
planning a trip to NYC. whats actually worth seeing and not just a meme?
City look shit
Fernandinho is playing as LB? Thats absolutely retard.
Refball
EXPOOPSURE INCOMING
>>74208788
The sluts
>>74208788
the Rocky Mountains
seriously, stay home and go to the mall
>all this city refball
>>74208788
the sunderland squad not listening to moyes
>>74208788
The Sunderland squad
>>74208788
Stand up comedy at the Comedy Cellar
>>74208788
NYCFC. Some great chants too
>>74208788
The world trade centre.
>>74208808
>>74208810
Great control Raheem you retard
>>74208824
It wasn't great control
Does Pepe have autism?
>>74208788
OH! I THOUGHT OF SUMPTING
Go see a Yankees game
kek, 2ré
now he's fucked
>le bournemouth good football meme
Literally paceniggers and hard working lads fc
Did you guys see De Bruyne occupying the LB for the ball over the top to Sterling?
>>74208835
...I know. Are you retarded as well?
>>74208610
how fucking short is wilshere lmao
isn't Pep a manlet already
>>74208788
Go to the Parsons school of design, ask for a Dutch girl named Nina, she's a total whore
(also my ex who broke my heart ;_;)
>>74208856
They're standing really far away from each other
>>74208843
do I have to tip or is this just some massive swindle you yanks have on tourists?
>Jesus
>Jesus
wtf is he doing cunt
>>74208852
>>74208856
Something like 5'6"
>>74208852
Sorry you're right. I retract my last post.
>ded
>Jesus
Noooo :(
>>74208852
Is this your first time being trolled? How was it for you?
Hope that cunt Jesus is injured, dived like fuck against Swansea, teach the monkey a lesson.
the meme is over
Robinho 0.6 confirmed
>>74208870
Always tip your gas attendee when in New Jersey??
I have no idea, I'm from Idaho
go see something interesting, NY is a tourist trap
>killing the son of god
MEME DEAD
aguero to get a hattrick now
>aguero coming on for an injured striker
Bizarro world
>jesus dead
bye
>memezus already ded
Why does pep not rate aguero?
aguero looks pissed he couldn't play his gameboy for the full match
>>74208885
Look the flag, m8.
>hayzeus
>city striker is a permacrock
>new striker is also
>jesus sacrificed himself for our wrongs and sins
>>74208914
>Other striker is a 30 year old who calls himself Nacho
>>74208905
He's a finishbabby
Why does City always look slow as fuck. Does Poop only like le technically sound unathletic players
Don't worry, he'll be okay in 3 days.
>>74208905
Not black and pace enough for neo pep
>>74208852
>americans lost in a soccer thread
amusing if nothing else
>>74208922
>le score goals man
wish I'd saved that post now
>>74208927
>Sterling and Sane both playing
>>74208942
>two players out of 11
>>74208932
how quaint.....
>>74208931
He's just adapting to english football
>>74208905
Probably doing that Yaya Toure thing where he drops his best players for some reason
FU CK
BIG WILLY
https://twitter.com/ArsenalFanTV/status/831136744162619392
oh deary me
Bravo would had lost that 1-1
>>74208915
P. Pilate should have been booked tbqh.
>>74208958
Isn't that a >Mouyes thing?
Bravo would've absolutely conceded that
>>74206863
who's the chick with the massive rack?
I'd be a Bournemouth lifelong if the logo wasn't such a mess and the name such a mouthful
Reminder that Ibe cost £15m
>>74208982
hello
>>74208870
No, you don't have to tip at a fucking yankees game. Who would you even tip? Would you throw a $20 at Sanchez in the 3rd inning?
>>74208968
Claude wants to chin Troops
>yet another ded player
>>74208968
>gonna break it down with gnev and carra
its like he's only heard of them thanks to their twitter names
>>74208982
Charley Atwell
>>74208968
I hate Arsenal fans
>>74208988
>fast
>black
>english
>young
absolute steal
>>74208968
Bit of a shame Spurs didn't win the other day, always seems like the people on that channel are just a little bit angrier when Spurs are doing well.
>>74208988
reminder that memphis cost 30M
>>74208987
There's actually one of the bodanoff brothers in the logo. Figure it out.
>>74208996
Thats their nicknames you twat, nobody says Neville and Carragher
Hello lads I'm a lifelong Man City fan here to watch the soccer match goooo City
>>74208997
my fucking guy right here
>Sané
>Gundogan
>Özil
Germans look interesting these days.
>>74209015
I do.
>>74208994
pretty light injury wasnt it?
>>74208988
As did Mings
>>74209015
I say Neville and Carragher
>>74208987
They're such an interesting club but that crest is an embarrassment.
>Is this game shit?
>>74208788
Yankees, Knicks, Chinatown (Manhattan), Broadway if you're into that kind of stuff....personally, I'd recommend just wandering around, you're bound to find something interesting.
Just tuned in
Where is Gabby?
>>74209032
he is kill
J U I C Y
S L A G S
L
A
G
S
>>74209014
Wait what? Can you give me a quick rundown on them?
>>74209032
Gabby Logan?
>toure
on a yellow and playing like a moron, surely a halftime sub
>>74209031
thanks
>>74209032
Died for our sins
>>74209032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mey8GokRFf4
Ah the good old days
>>74209040
No?
>>74209020
gotze
reus
schweinsteiger
How do you not score that
>>74209039
beautiful from the neck down
>STERLING FINISHING
EVERY
TIME
>>74209059
Mind=Blown
>>74209014
>stershit
WHERES THAT CUNT THIS MORNING WHO SAID JESUS WONT GET INJURED LIKE AGUERO!?
>>74209062
just ignore /pol/ shit
Just tuning in.
Has Poop been EXPOSED already?
>>74209038
>>74209048
loool already? wtf
& >Sterling
wait.. that didn't go in?
>>74209044
>pep's solution formation is entirely dependent on yaya running the midfield
>>74209065
"He was in like Ricky Villa, and finished like Ricky Gervais"-Brendan Rodgers on Sterling
I rate Sterling
kek this whole sequence
>>74209073
i think he was talking about germans on the field
>sterling a chance failing master
When did spanish commentators get this good?
REDEMPTION
fug
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
state of boruc
>eplel defending
ayy lmoa
re almost missed again l0l
APOLOGIZE
so lads, what you doing for Valentine's day?
FUCK YOU STERLING
RUINING MY MEME POST
>sterlings hairline
>that defending coordination
POUNDS STERLING
>>74208447
every fu cking time
STERLING'D
>that abhorrent defending
>still having artur "cruyff turn" boruc as your starting keeper
>eddie meme
>offside
FUCK
Oh look, disgusting refball
>that anticipation
>that finish
world class
>score
>ref says no
fucking hell
/SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH /SP/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
LMAO
>Bournmeme
K E K
E
K
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE LINESMAN DOING
WHAt
THE
FUCK
WAS
THAT
>>74209129
>no flag
Refball
BASED BOURNEMOUTH I SUPPORT YOU NOW IN SPITE OF REFBALL
REFBALL
Haha haha haha haha based refs
BASED REF
oh fuck off
That's a great call tbf.
good refereeing
REFBALL
pretty soft pull but I guess it's the right call
GREAT refereeing
kek @ Stones
RIGGED
HOLY FREAKING REFBALL ARE YOU KIDDING ME CMON SEATTLE
>EDDIE MEME GETTING REFBALLED
THE
IRONY
>>74209073
>just ignore the turkish invasion of germany
good goy
Fu k off stones is just a weak shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHITTY UNLOADING MILLIONS FOR PAYING REFS
absolutely no way it wasn't a foul
>its a Niall Quinn praises the ref for stopping a goal against his beloved City match
that saudi oil money is being put to use
>city fans screaming to taunt he bournmeme ones
lel
It's good to see aguero actually playing, fucking stupid pep
imagine being /sp/ now
>jackie ded
>>74209150
this.. pretty stupid, he would have easily got there ahead of stones anyway
>Wilchair back on life support
The meme never ends
>>74209160
>>/pol/
>>74209159
name ONE example of us having refball
the ref literally didn't do anything wrong
>>74209166
Quinn always whines about city
He's more of a blunderland supporter
>>74209182
>what is the entirety of bournemouth's promotion season
>wilshere injured
Just shoot him
That was the right call you whiney cunts
>>74209174
Imagine being Algerian forever.
>city score
>algerian phone autist appears
no (You)s for you
>>74209182
>US
>>74209182
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014%E2%80%9315_Football_League_Championship
>>74209166
Quinn managed to be biased in a match between two clubs he used to play for.
He's weird.
>>74209182
the bournemouth squad is composed entirely of diving cunts
>>74209204
>replying to the obese algerian bandwagoner
you lads are posting refball ironically right?
>>74209193
How long you gonna say that for? like 3 years ago. I can give plenty of examples of refball against us whilst in the PL
kek city are such a small club they chant about united whilst they're winning
wtf this muslim refball
nobody else hearing:
>fuck off, mourinho
sterling goals: 6
jesus: 4
>this cunt by the microphone keeps ripping into gary neville
>>74209214
I still wonder why Sky picked him up. I guess Mike Summerbee got blackballed
>>74209214
>city fans with the bantz on sky microphones
>that empty stadium
>>74209230
i heard it
What happened?
Ref didn't whistle did he?
That timing was totally fishy if you ask me
Super monday
>this one loud cunt right next to the microphone
they should get the ball to wilshere at every possibility. he's been ripping this city midfield so far
I don't see us (>the best attack in Europe) losing against that shitty city side.
>this guy shouting random shit into the pitch-side mic
That King nigger is fast
>>74209230
kind of pathetic 2bh
>>74209235
Buzzer is too much of a homer, he can't even pretend to be impartial
Make no mistake my autistic city supporting friends, Eddie meme and his barmy army are coming for you
>>74209249
what midfield?
>>74209264
kmko
>kun
>>74209255
Obama?
>>74209252
>us
>french flag
>Aguero
>kuna guero
>aguero
lmao
>>74209266
How many of you plastic cunts here actually hold a season ticket?
this city refball is getting out of hand nnow
>there is no refball involved in that fixture we swear
>>74209252
>AS Monaco
>French flag
Plastic.
>boruc
AGUERO IS FINISHED
WILL HE GO TO ATLETICO OR VALENCIA LADS?
haven't seen spuh this booty blasted in ages
>>74209252
What part of asMONACOfc are you from lad?
>>74209297
Atletico when Griezmann leaves, they love buying their old strikers.
>>74209298
Stones looks a bit like Adams here
>>74209298
>Ian Nacho
F
>>74209286
I hold your mom's tits as she sucks on my fat cock you bitch
How to tell if a man is untrustworthy and makes questionable life choices
>has a foreign flag
>supports Manchester city
>>74209298
what latest merchandise have you bought to prove youre a real fan?
>>74209297
Tianjhzin Golden Seaturtles
>>74209297
indenpediente
Stones always looks like he's going to shit himself when he receives the ball
>>74209297
He'll be memeing with Shanzhou Dogeaters FC come July
boruc is the most exciting goalkeeper in the league
>
>>74209297
He's going to The Strongest
>>74209304
I live in that big street with all the banks and tax evading facilities
>>74209315
>How to tell if a man is untrustworthy and makes questionable life choices
He spends time on 4chan.
>Aguero
someone post the pic of the malaysian city bandwagoners
>>74209330
You can add that to the list yes
Sterling has 11 goals in 51, is that good?
>Pep needs to instruct Yaya on where to position himself and City almost concede a goal because Yaya can't figure it out on his own
He's been at it for so long you'd imagine Yaya would know these things
Please tell me Gabriel Jesus' injury wasn't season ending
>>74209334
dont tell me what to do
Soccer players aren't athletes.
I could do what these """" elite""""" players are doing at my local park.
>>74209344
no walmart scooters allowed on the field
>>74209298
don't you have a phone call to attend to?
kek that corner
>>74209336
Not really. Especially when like half of that came against Bournemouth.
>alienate Yaya
>bring him back because youre shit without him
>alienate Aguero
>bring him back because youre even shitter without him
>alienate Hart
>have to resort to the awful backup keeper because Bravo is utter dogshit
>>74209343
fight me
HE TAKES IT UP THE 'ARRY ARTER
>>74209339
injuries when nobody's around are often the worst
>>74209344
>says the increasingly out of breath obese american
I stopped making fun of the dutch autist when I realized he's actually autistic, not really keen on making fun of people with disabilities lads
>>74209336
>young pacey black winger with a shit goal return
Wenger's probably still seething about losing out on him
>wilshire getting skinned by silva 3 times in one play
>>74209358
Next up: Silva.
>>74209358
At least he's being a top lad at Torino. His videos are great bantz
>>74209344
Doubt you can even kick a ball properly
>>74209358
all whilst spending £200 million in the process and making title contenders scrap for top 4
>>74209368
and then getting praised by the commentators (at least on the NBCSN stream)
>>74209366
>not really keen on making fun of the disabled
I am
>>74209358
poop's fee loss o fee is 2deep4u
>>74209365
Yeah my weight disorder is real fucking funny isn't it
Faggot
want more jacket with those zips pep la?
>>74209371
>screams and swears at foreign ball boys
Hart always brings the bantz
>>74209358
>implying memellero is worse than shart
>>74209380
Don't shit on it
Everytime he wears it city win
Zippers are op
>>74209344
the American said as he sharted in his local mart
>>74209366
Wilshere is asking for it though.
>>74209385
he is but Im not saying Hart is good
>+5
why they just don't give +10 already?
Do they sell harissa paste in your country? It's the patrician sauce of choice and goes along with a wide range of food. Basically, I put it whenever I'm making me a sandwich and I don't think I could do without it now.
>>74209388
Rick pls
>>74209383
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQBVu4UhUs5/?taken-by=joehartofficial&hl=en
Loving how quaint it all looks, and how he looks like he's truly having fun over there
How bad did Gabigol G's injury look?
what happened to nolito?
JACK WHEELCHAIR
>It's always rising
between wind resistance and gravity does that even make sense? i don't see how it's possible for a ball to maintain permanent upward trajectory
>it's a jack wheelchair episode
>Jack Wheelchair off
What a surprise
>>74209385
>p-p-p-pp-p-p-pp--pleasea dont say my countrys gks are shit
Would you shag Harry Arter up the farter?
>>74209344
agreed, this league is shit
the MLS is the real deal
Did you guys hear that the life expectancy of Americans is actually decreasing?
No memeing.
>>74209403
he'll be out for 3 days
It'd be more humane to just put Wilshere down at this point.
>>74209403
Gay Jesus should be alright, looked like a sore toe and nothing more.
>>74209410
Maybe if you attached a rocket to it and sent it out into space?
>>74209403
>How bad did Gabigol G's injury look?
Just a twisted ankle
>>74209418
because of mexicans
Why do bournemouth even play wilshere?
>Put him at 10
>Play all balls wide
remember when de bruyne was good?
>>74209422
melt him down into tobacco
>>74209418
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>wilshere injured
>Commentator calls him Bournemouth best player
>The state of anything
sane is a strong, proud black woman.
>>74209434
He leads all of europe in assists
>>74209380
What brand is it?
>>74209385
Why reply to bait?
Yaya is a lazy nig
Aguero is another lazy fuck who is prone to injury
Hart was cancer and divisive, Mancini and Pellegrini had issues, thought he couldn't be touched. However Bravo was clearly a mistake
has he posted his eternal blue moon celebration thread yet?
>>74209426
Even if you were to kick it right into outer space so it would orbit the earth, it would still technically be falling as it's dealing with the earth's gravity
>fans heckling the referee
>sky mute the crowd
SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM
Lads I can't decide if I wanna fap to traps or BBC domination, what do
>>74209431
Sure m8.
B'mouth looking tired and leaving lots of holes. I hope City turn them over in the second half.
zzzzz nice zzz matczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
is this ladbrokes advert even in english?
>>74209454
they were shouting wanker to be fair la
Post your half time waifu!
Man, I love watching Man City play. I don't care if it is to intelligent to win matches.
can't wait for monaco to make city look like the shit they are.
>>74209198
lmao that filename
>>74209463
>B'mouth looking tired and leaving lots of holes.
Eddie Meme's naivety being exposed again.
S L A G S
>>74209474
I love my waifu
>>74209494
Gay boy
implying >we aren't going to drop points
its going to happen
Anyone watch that 'Gary Neville: Pundit' documentary a few weeks back?
Punditry life looks comfy as fuck.
>>74209498
Gabriel Jesus out, Shity scores.
such refball
>>74209510
>getting paid shed-loads to chat absolute bollocks all afternoon
sounds like a GOAT job
>>74209510
It's kinda hilarious how every big name english player becomes a pundit and then as pundits they're all WHERE R THE ENGLISH MANAGERS?
G-Nev exposing the refs
>It kind of makes a lot of sense
>>74209474
on his day he's one of the best waifus in the league
>>74209532
AI COULD WIN DA LEAGUE WITH OLIMPACHOS
>>74209530
sold my car few years back and tried them.
>valued at £4500 on their site
>make appointment
>they survey it
>say its now worth £2500 (no reason, car had zero scratches or dents)
fucking stupid. sold it 2 weeks later for over 5k
Terrible thread. Very bad. Overrated. Sad!
>>74209552
what car?
not a single slag
what has become of this place
>>74206999
>trips of truth
Agreed 100%.
>>74209565
never you mind, but it was a hatchback
brit tv sucks not enough explosions and its all slow
What did B&Q mean by this?
>>74209552
never sell a car through one of those mediators, how do you think they make the money for all those commercials
>>74209448
I was thinking you could launch it fast enough to not be pulled into orbit. Isn't that how we launch deep space probes, moon/mars rovers, etc.?
>>74209602
what a fucking terrible photoshop
>>74209602
>sweatyguy.jpg
The fuck is Yaya doing
>>74209602
Like 10 posts ago
>no second yellow
WEW MORE REFBALL
i miss bravo's hologram in goal.
>>74209630
Fraser got a yellow for the exact same foul
>>74209645
Second yellow is different
Howie webb said so last week
>>74209640
the game would be far more entertaining with bravo, and bournemouth would be 3 goals up.
>that bournemouth fan running down the stand to shout at the linesman
Why is Aguero so good lads