/heem/: robert whittaker edition

The cheeto fingered coral springs nerd is no doubt clamoring to be first ITT

REAL THREAD
>>74200972
>>74200972
>>74200972

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>>74201024
THANK YOU OP

>>74201042

>p-p-please use my thread guise

What's wrong with you?

>>74201052
you're both as bad as each other

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>>74201042
this is the real thread, i'm afraid you're mistaken

>>74201060
not him, but why encourage early shit threads?

Whittaker will be champ by 2018

>>74201060

I'm not the spergOP but it's pathetic when the spergs who claim the OP doesn't matter are always the ones clamoring to make early threads.

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Fuck Holly Holm and her crybabby ass fans

>>74201074

Hi Edmond lol

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>>74201074
>tfw you realize you have to fight Cyborg next

>>74201083

I wanna see Cyborg end the Megan Anderson meme first.

>coral springs

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>>74201040
Kinda salty I walked away from my computer after getting the other thread.

Didn't realize someone made a second.

Live and learn.

What would your nickname be if you were an MMA fighter, /heem/?

REAL THREAD. DON'T LET THESE IDIOTS GET AWAY WITH IT:

>>74201110

>>74201112
nigger

>>74201107

You're the biggest loser on all of heem

>the absolute state of this spergop
man what i wouldn't give to slap the shit out of you

>>74201122
I like him.

DeRandamie vs KrazyHorse would be a spicy fight

who wins and how

>>74201127

You are a loser too

schaub is god

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>>74201101
>(You)

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>>74201112
it depends
if there was some name that the other people at my gym called me by, i would use that
if not, it would probably be either some animal based on my style or nothing at all

If SpergOP, docksperg, and Schaubautist all killed themselves /heem/ would be a pretty decent general

>>74201134
I like him

Dockie, spergop and coral springs in the same thread at the same time. What could possibly go wrong?

The first late shot was dirty but was not a foul. The buzzer hadn't ended and the referee hadn't separated them. Calls to take a point are a kneejerk reaction.

>>74201145
>>74201153
I like them

>>74201145
spergOP is not problem, it's the other idiots making shit threads to fuck with him

>>74201112

"Fag Killer"

Would make for some pretty epic lulz.

>>74201148
see >>74201134

>>74201086
>germaine needs surgery
>megan needs to get signed
>cyborg's ban needs to be established and ridden out

depending on the order of these events, any combination of these fights could happen

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>Tfw no one posts about Platinum Perry anymore

>>74201178
He's training with our guy Tyron. He needs his time

>>74201177

Cyborg might not get banned. So she can go down and whoop Megan Anderson, then come right up and be the real 145 champ.

Who on the UFC roster is most likely suffering from CTE?

Nate Diaz's speech has gotten worse compared to when he was in the Ultimate Fighter and Holly is starting to sound slurry. I've heard Brian Stann has really bad memory - has to write shit down and drill it into his head to remember.

I don't know about BJ though - he doesn't sound bad but his inability to recognize that his time is up could be a sign.

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>>74201129
GDR via superior ground game

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>>74201145
i am an objectively good poster
the only issue is that the shitposters get revved up when I make a decent thread because they don't have the opportunity to put their garbage humor in the OP

>>74201162
they would be making shit threads anyways

>>74201161
i like you

>>74201160
I agree that people (especially Rogan) were overreacting the first time it happened, but a valid argument can be made that a point should have been taken the second time it happened

What do you think was bigger factor in Holly fucking up the takedowns - the lack of technique or the lack of raw strength?

>>74201186
That really is scary. Holly slurred so much in one of the prefight interviews

She's been boxing and kickboxing for a long time

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>>74201153
We usually are all in the same thread at the same time.

Those are my pals. At least I hope they like me!

>>74201204

It was clearly the lack of technique. The way she was going for them looked like day 1 stuff and she was never fully committing to any of them. With other judges in another state she'd have won that fight cause cage control counts for something.

>>74201204
Definitely technique. This is a woman who could outmuscle Ronda in the clinch, who's the posterchild for brick shithouses in the women's divisions.

>>74201204
Mostly because she cant wrestle. She almost got gdr down a few times but couldnt finish

>>74201204
Technique 100%, she is a lot bigger and stronger than GdR

>>74201211
I like you. You have self-awareness unlike the guy who makes these threads and calls himself "objectively good" and the other posters "garbage."

>>74201211
>Those are my pals.

This is why you're the biggest loser on heem. Apart from all the other reasons that make you a loser.

>>74201223

GDR is actually taller than her though.

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Literally counting down the days till the GOAT comes back

>>74201233
She's an inch taller and like 5+ pounds lighter

>>74201206

Jordan Parsons was 25 and had it, but how bad it was is unknown. A lot of these fighters coming from boxing/muay thai and those who were in PRIDE have got to have it worse.

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/830921203548377091

>>74201241
GSP is done dude

>>74201213
When your cage control results in ineffectual takedowns and getting kneed hard in the stomach constantly, I don't think it should count for much.

>>74201262

>Tap to strikes from Matt Serra
>GOAT

If he came back he'd lose cause of the new rules lol.

professional fighter here ask me anything

>>74201257
Yeah I wouldn't mind seeing a rematch too.. on the fightpass prelims

>>74201112
The World's Deadliest Faggot
I'll do the Freddy Mercury thing and make being gay my gimmick even though I'm bisexual and prefer girls. I'll wear make-up into fights, wear a dress to press conferences. I'll make the average MMA fan hate me so bad they'll pay to see me fight just in case I get beaten savagely, and you just know the MMA media would call me a brave hero.

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Be honest: who is you're favourite female UFC competitor?

>>74201300
Germaine de Randamie

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>>74201299

>even though I'm bisexual and prefer girls

Dude, you don't have to lie to us.

>>74201300
Nunes at the moment. Absolute destroyer and must watch tv. She'll get re-exposed at some point though.
Outside of the UFC, Tonya Evinger. Big ugly dyke who's been tearing up Invicta.

Imagine living in Coral Springs lmao

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>>74201257
i-it's real

>>74201300

Michelle Waterson

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>>74201300
Paige VanZant!

>>74201271
Not taking any more brain damage is the intelligent thing to do, when there's no way for you to win. You're retarded.

>>74201333

J A P A N

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>>74201333
I don't have to image. It's my reality. It's a damn good one too. Mind your own business and worry about where you rest your head at night.

>>74201351
>You're retarded.

You're the one who's retarded and also a CASUAL. He tapped AFTER the fight got stopped. MORON!

Who is you're least favoruite ufc female fighter?

>>74201373

Can you type like you at least went to 5th grade?

>>74201373
Holly + Claudia + Nunes are all ugly and annoying

>>74201377
Whom is your least favorable UFC competitor of the XY generation?

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>>74201300

>>74201377

*smug germaine face*

>>74201387

t.mandrama sperg

>>74201275 2016
who do you think wins champions league 16/17

Who would win between Jacagoat and Maia?

>>74201400
What is champions leage?

>>74201406
fuck u

>>74201373
Since Ronda is not a UFC fighter any more, I'd say GDR right now. Acted like a complete cunt in the ring. And she was so great before the fight

Any good source for fight pass accs? My last one just went dead.

>>74201418
Yes she is she is still ranked. She may come back to get the win against Holly Holm.

What were the new owners thinking when they green-lit Cub vs. Artem?

>>74201420
ufc.tv bro its easy to sign up

>>74201430
Cub said McGregor is "Easy Fight Easy Money"

Do you think the new scoring will cause so called 'gameplanner's gyms' like Jackson's and Tristar to drop on the totem pole significantly?

>>74201440

It will cause a lot of wrestlers to lose more often.

>>74201451
thank god

>>74201459
>god

>>74201430
Can't wait to see how they hype this one, jesus fcking christ lads. Like at the weigh ins when they "take a closer look at the two men fighting in the main event" and cut a little promo like what the fuck do they say about Artem? yeah umm hes 13-12-1-1 and has a huge reach disadvantage against everyone and umm he beat chris avila and uhh that guy that says bitch

>>74201434
Does not work for me. Can you explain it better, please?

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Max "I'm on Holiday" Holloway

>>74201468
literally all these along him being Macs soulmate blah blah sparring with the best southpaw in the wold blah blah

>>74201430
Same thing I do when I book cans vs stars in WMMA4. Keeps the star in a holding pattern with no risk, people will come to see the fight regardless, even makes a compelling little story if the underdog can even have a hint of success. I suppose this also means they can't justify cutting Artem if he loses to a top guy considering that Conor will walk if they fire him.
Real life aint vidya though.

>>74201483
>JOSE WALDO, JOSE WALDO, WHERE'S WALDO, HEY WALDO WHERE YOU AT
>here I am let's fight in a couple of months
>SORRY SOMETHING CAME UP CYA IN 7 MONTHS

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>>74201430
I know right? Cub has no chance against GOATbov

>>74201468

>Beat Avila and Ishihara
>Get top 5 ranked guy

Meanwhile guys like Yair have to fight the reanimated corpse of BJ Penn

Name female fighters you like.

>>74201529
Luke Rockhold

>>74201529
None of them, you weirdo.

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>>74201529
Megan Olivi

>>74201529
zingano, crazy wrestling and knees
cyborg, actually fights like a dude

that's all i can think of

>>74201529
Meeeeegan

>>74201547
I bet her schaubs smell nice

After seeing what Mackhachev did to Nick Lentz, I fear what's in store for my boy Tony Ferguson. American wrestling pales in comparison to Sambo by a country mile.

>>74201300
andrade

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Claudia vs KK: who you got?
http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2017/02/claudia-gadelha-revela-que-proxima-luta-sera-contra-karolina-kowalkiewicz.html

>>74201529
Agnieszka

>>74201583
>Claudia vs KK: who you got?
double KO hopefully, fuckin ugly skanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1OklBU-Jgk

>>74201583
easy fight for claudia

>>74201577
>people actually think this fight is going to be competitive

how? ferguson is chinny and doesn't have the best stand up and his ground game is going to be useless

>>74201614
>ferguson is chinny

No he isn't, and so what if he was, doesn't mean that Khabib has any bloody chance of KO'ing him standing. In fact the way Tony wins this is by keeping it standing.

>>74201583
it literally wouldn't be a surprise if claudia beat joanna next week in a 3 round fight, she should beat karolina easily

>>74201622
>keeping it standing
>against khabib

you're a funny guy

>>74201614
>Ferguson is chinny

Why do retards keep saying this? He is the polar opposite of chinny

He's also a very good striker with a big reach advantage over Khabib.

I still think Khabib khabib's him but it's not out of the realm of possibility Tony jabs his face off before catching Khabib coming in with his retarded autism-boxing

>>74201639

>reading comprehension

I just said I think he'd get mauled on the ground you idiot.

Could you beat Nate Diaz in a fight?

>>74201639
That's the thing about specialists, if you remove their strength they get beaten badly.
What if Khabib can't get the fight to the floor consistently?

>fighters getting blown the fuck out by "CTE"

lmfao pussy ass niggas. if you can't take a few to the head why are you even in the octagon? i've been in at least 65 fights in my life, bare-knuckle none of this glove shit, gotten hit in the head with bricks, pipes, got stabbed more times than i can remember, poisoned, electrocuted, and i'm still standing baby.

i hate punk bitches that can't face the consequence of their actions.

>>74201644
I wouldn't say he's chinny, but he does rely on his chin a lot to throw his meme strikes and it's gotten him into trouble before.

I don't think Khabib has the power to make Tony worried, but Tony's chin isn't going to last forever the way he fights.

>>74201653
i would leg kick him into the oblivion realmao

>>74201647
are you retarded?
>>74201644
>Why do retards keep saying this?
coz he gets rocked all the time
>He's also a very good striker with a big reach advantage over Khabib.
he has decent striking that is amplified by his unpredictability of taking fighters to the ground, which he will want no part of against khabib

>>74201653
I weigh 256.5 pounds, I wouldn't stand a chance Nate is 390 and 6'11

>>74201702

Are you? Cause it looks like now you're trying to save face for being too dumb to read basic text.

>>74201672
what's stopping him from taking ferguson to the ground? johnson has faster hands than ferguson and he couldn't keep him away

>>74201702
I'd say you're wrong on both those fronts. Tony was hurt bad by Lando but recovered well and finished him. That's actually a sign of a really good chin.
Khabib's striking is pretty woeful at the elite level but you're right about him getting away with it due to his takedown threat.
Great fight really. Can't wait to see it.

>>74201702
>coz he gets rocked all the time

Are you retarded? He not only clearly doesn't but absorbs an inhuman amount of damage and just walks straight through it

>ampified by his unpredictability of taking fighters to the ground

Its amplified by the fact he's a legitimately good striker with a diverse arsenal. You think Dos Anjos was worried about being taken to the ground by him?

i don't care who wins at all

i think khabib is going to literally fucking embarrass him

>>74201719
you literally said his only chance to win was to keep it standing against a guy who takes everyone down at will which i pointed out and then you questioned my reading comprehension, retard

>>74201614
>and doesn't have the best stand up

You're an idiot buddeh

>>74201725
I don't know, but a fight's a fight and you can't just assume things will go perfectly.

>>74201653
Yeah i'd just shoot out his kneecaps.

>>74201740

Stating someone's path to victory doesn't mean I believe that's what is gonna happen you dummy.

How bad is the education system down there?

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>>74201717

>>74201735
who has tony brought in to help him deal with being hopelessly smothered?

What's a king to a God?

>tfw you just remembered how shite last nights card was

Its been a long time since a card was that bad

>>74201729
the ability to recover =/= having a good chin

and yeah khabibs striking is bad but so is fergusons chin

>>74201730
>He not only clearly doesn't
wrong
>but absorbs an inhuman amount of damage and just walks straight through it
how many takedowns will he defend against khabib if he gets rocked? and how long do you think a rocked ferguson will survive on the ground against khabib?
>diverse arsenal
or mixing striking with takedowns, so it's not going to be diverse against khabib
>You think Dos Anjos was worried about being taken to the ground by him?
what?

>>74201300
Joanna Johnjaycheck. She is so crisp and accurate with her strikes. I love that wild look in her eyes when she fights or stares get opponent down. It's like she really wants to cause irritable harm to these other women.

>>74201797
>the ability to recover =/= having a good chin

THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS YOU IDIOT OH MY GOODNESS PLEASE STOP POSTING ANYTIME

>>74201793
Can't get over faggots insisting it'd be good

Tony Ferguson has never been KO'd but an idiot on here is trying to argue he has a bad chin.

>State of heem

>>74201793
don't worry feb 19th book it

Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Nordine Taleb vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Carla Esparza vs. Randa Markos
Aiemann Zahabi vs. Reginaldo Vieira
Jack Marshman vs. Thiago Santos
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder
Gerald Meerschaert vs. Ryan Janes
Alexander Volkanovski vs. Michel Quinones

>>74201801
Not worth replying any more friend. He's merely pretending.

>>74201792
a gatekeeper to an interim champion

I think I'm gonna try to become a professional mixed martial artist. I'm 25 years old and I've been an indentured pit fighter in Cambodia since I was 16 years old. I recently won my freedom and moved back to the USA with part of my winnings.

Wish me luck, friends.

>>74201816
god damn they are giving carla an easy fight

>>74201765
you're retarded
>>74201746
conor would heem ferguson in the first np
>>74201748
yeah, but there's nothing to suggest ferguson will keep it standing

>>74201815
state of ur mum m8

Just saw John Wick 2. It's basically a PSA for training in the gi 3 times a week MINIMUM.

>>74201797
>the ability to recover does not equal having a good chin

So what about the fact he walks through about everything that hits him? To say Tony's chin is bad is completely unfounded

>wrong

You're not even making an argument. You haven't seen a single one of his fights if you actually think this. Plain and simple

>how many takedowns will he defend, how long will Tony survive on the ground

What does this have to do with anything I said? Nothing. You seem to be making a strawman because you're becoming increasingly frustrated at the lack of arguments in your original point

>or mixing striking with takedowns

Or you know the fact he has a diverse arsenal you dumb casual, again I'm not talking about Khabib

>what
Exactly. Retard

>>74201845
>>74201845

Oh good one leprechaun

>>74201816
While thats probably a worse card on paper I bet it will have more than one finish and less meme reffing

>>74201801
you are so dumb. frankie edgar has the same chin as a prime mark hunt, right? fuck you

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Reminder that it on the ref to end the round and that the bell is just a notification.

>>74201816
There's going to be actual good interesting performances on that card though.

how the hell is da randamie the new champion, what is this cuckery

>the state of w""""""""""mma"""""""""""""

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All these men will hold a UFC belt before they retire

>>74201835
Carla beast Juliana Lima in her last fight, Lima isn't even ranked top 15 but I'm not even joking I bet she could win a decision over at least 10 of the top 15

>>74201865
t. cunto

>>74201877
By beating the fucking brakes off Holly?
Were you staring at Holly's mediocre arse all fight?

>>74201879
Correct. They'll all pass around Conor's replica toy belts

>>74201890
hollys not the champ

http://www.ufc.com/fighter/Weight_Class/Women_Featherweight

>arse
i fucking hate that word!

>>74201835
its apparently the one one she'd take

>>74201865

What are you even trying to say you moron? Why are you bringing Frankie and Hunt into this? Are you autistic?

I don't know what it is about de Randamie but that's the first woman I've ever seen in the UFC that I am 100% sure could easily kick the average man's ass. Something about her physique makes her look like a real killer, not even Cyborg could elicit this kind of presence.

>>74201868

Try it again. This time in English Mcdoritos.

last nights card sucked

I can't believe people payed for it, I can't believe people actually paid money to go see it in person

and then leddit cucks on mma posting about how they still had a great time and it was still awesome !!1

lmao how delusional can you be

probably one of the worst cards, if not the second worst card in the history of the UFC.

Jim miller and Doostin saved it from being an absolute travesty

>>74201748
be careful.

>>74201926

There's a video of her online where she KO's a guy in a boxing match.

Really puts into perspective what all the average blokes on here say about being able to beat up women.

>>74201930
>payed

Dude I'm pretty sure you're not old enough to be posting here.

>>74201851
>So what about the fact he walks through about everything that hits him?
>unless you get dropped by any strike you can't say he's chinny!

>You haven't seen a single one of his fights if you actually think this.
he fell for the slipping meme

>What does this have to do with anything I said? Nothing
retard, he won't survive an inhuman amount of damage if khabib gets on top of him

>diverse arsenal again
you are so fuckin dumb. his diverse arsenal comes from the being able to threaten with takedowns, opponents don't know what to expect, khabib will

>Exactly.
too dumb to know you're dumb

>>74201930
they just legalized mma there and there are literally millions of people living in brooklyn alone

>>74201930
even the prelims were shit, even though I dont have to pay for ppv's I regret staying up for the absolute state of a card

>>74201948

muh spell check

>>74201928
>mocking someone with mild dyslexia

sad desu

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Four(4) Black Champions

Romero next
Ngannou next

Making it Six(6) black champions. Idk how some of you will be able to cope. You might just even quit watching MMA altogether I feel.

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Can we establish some GOAT criteria? I personally feel the GOAT can ABSOLUTELY NOT:

>have tested positive to PED
>dodged a dangerous opponent
>ever tapped to strikes
>never defended a belt

But that eliminates all the MMA GOAT contenders. Could I be we just haven't seen the GOAT yet?

>>74201966

Mighty Mouse

how much energy did holly burn shadow boxing like mike tyson before she walked out and then her naruto esque HIYAH CHA CHA HIYAH's

she doesn't seriously believe that shit works, does she?

>>74201949
So he's chinny because he apparently gets """""rocked"""" according to you yet is completely fine the entire time and manages to continue fighting, hmmmm interesting

>he fell for the slipping meme

Ignoring the fact that he did slip, he literally shoved his head down into a full force head kick and didn't even convincingly get knocked down. You literally are making my argument for me

>he won't survive an inhuman amount of damage if khabib gets on top of him

Again, what does this have to do with anything you fucking monkey? Where did I say Khabib wouldn't pummel his shit in? You said "Tony was chinny" which was obviously bullshit and are now talking about Khabib being on top of him

>his ability to throw a variety of strikes comes from the fact he can take someone down

KEK, you are utterly fucking lost my friend. And again please point out ANYWHERE where I am talking about Khabib not being able to take him down and hold him there? You are again just strawmanning because you are fucking retarded

>too dumb to know you're dumb

Yes you are!

What an embarrassing casual you are. I am actually laughing at how STUPID you are

>>74201965

GDR is half Surinamese, she's as black as Anderson Silva.

>>74201966
If you got heemed by a fighter who primarily fights 2 weight divisions below your division you are out of the discussions

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>>74201966
true champions tap to strikes, win the war not the battle

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*cash me outside doot*
*cash me outside doot*

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>>74201529
KK

She's a pretty good kickboxer and I'm a fan of Polish women.

I guarantee this is the same shit peelander who was spamming the threads about /heem/ should be moved to /asp/ and making those EMBARRASSING threads

What a loser! Sad!

>>74201977
I'll add an amendment:

>be large enough to beat up most of the fans in the audience

5'3" 135lbs soaking wet just can not be the 'greatest fighter of all time', it's just too ridiculous.

>>74202013
Mighty Meme would heem any ultra heavyweight dip portioner in the crowd

>>74202013

He just beat up a guy who should be a bantamweight at 5'7"

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>>74201996

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>>74201990
Agreed.

>>74201992
>waaah, waah, stop hitting me
>*taps intensely*

GOAT status: Revoked.

>>74201989

>Anderson Silva isn't black

Lol really nigga?

>>74201992

>Tapping to strikes

Lol

>>74202023
me on the left

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>>74202020
>he's not a manlet, one time he beat up a guy that was 5'7"

>>74202019
The average bouncer could literally embed Mighty Mouse in drywall.

>>74202023
I said Polish women not Polish imps.

>>74202023
Coral springs isn't even by the ocean, great view of the swamp instead

>>74201966
Matt Hughes by this criteria tbqh

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>tw you find out Germaine did nothing wrong

>>74202052
t. beaten up by many manlets

>>74202061
that's literally 20 minutes from his house max
i know you hate him but it's embarrassing you're making fun of where he lives lol

>>74201966
>>have tested positive to PED
nah. unless it's at ridiculous levels like Cyborg

>>74201966
Saying that a GOAT can't lose a certain way should not be a criteria. MMA is too varied for you to say someone can't lose to strikes because that can literally happen in every match said GOAT can participate in. I like your other bullet points, but replace the tap to strikes one with
>A GOAT can't have fought in a single weight class his entire career when there were/are killers within reasonable weight classes above them during a championship reign.

mighty meme fights in the weakest division

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>>74202078
have you even read up on what cyborg is accused of taking and what it is?

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>>74202073

Joanna seems to appreciate it

>>74201985
you are clinically retarded and lack basic conversational skills but i don't expect much from your educational system

>>74202100
I have never seen someone get as BTFO as you have

Enjoy it

>>74202090
cyborg's tested positive to anabolics in the past bro (iirc)

>>74202052

Did a manlet bully you lad?

>>74202094
that's where boca raton is which is super nice

>>74202081

>Dominant champ
>Hurr division sucks

>Belt keeps getting past around a lot like HW
>Hurr division sucks

Idiot Mighty Mouse is unironically the current GOAT

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post patrician opinions

>germaine did nothing wrong
>Silva won
>GSP is the GOAT

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>>74202094
I would love to take her out on a date.

>>74202119
>>74202066
No, I am a healthy sized adult.

Do you really think Mighty Mouse can beat up a 220lb guy that is in decent shape? I don't. If you can't beat up most of the crowd, you can't be the MMA GOAT.

>>74202110
kill yourself retard

>>74202074
From the middle of Coral Springs is 11 and a half miles to the sea, that's too far to walk honestly, that's pretty far to bike even.

And I don't hate him lol, I'm pretty sure Coral Springs is nicer than my town to be honest with you

>>74201024
I told my wife that there was a guy that always tries to keep everyone updated with the most current news, and makes clips of exciting fights and constantly posts them for everyone, and she said "huh, that's really nice of him"

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>>74201966

>>74202137
You're right next to where she's staying. She's engaged to that futbol dork. This is literally your destiny.

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>tfw too smart to defend belts

>>74202130
It's a fact that division is the weakest, ""p4p"" he is the goat currently but his resume is shit and has got nothing on the likes of GSP, silva, bones etc

>>74202081
Even if that were true you can realize that even for his size he is lightning quick, moves around superbly and has great strong striking overall, especially nasty in the clinch, great wrestling and superb grappling overall, and is an absolute work horse that works well leading and on the counter

He gets better with almost every fight too, a lot of times he faces opponents much heavier than him too

>>74202142
>Do you really think Mighty Mouse can beat up a 220lb guy that is in decent shape?
Why couldn't he? He's still a trained killer mang

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>>74202151

>>74202137
nothing about shob is aesthetic hes a giant bumbling retard

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I really want some pride posters

>>74202142
>Do you really think Mighty Mouse can beat up a 220lb guy that is in decent shape?

Yes he would

>>74202142
He would absolutely crush you and make you his prepper for eternity

>>74201981
It was Roganv that says something interesting about Holly's grunting.

Something like Holly shouting her kiai before striking in order to mix up attacks on GDR. If you look at the head kick she threw, Holly had actually some it silently and connected with GDR who had blocked mid while Holly had just finished shouting.

>>74202153
Shit, I'm not a Fedor fanboy and I think he was a bit of a cancrusher... but he probably is the GOAT so far. He did best several UFC champs before his downfall.

>>74202173

I'm not even the guy you're replying to but you're fucking delusional lad.

>>74202142
A guy with no training? Yeah definitely he would win. The guy would be helpless against a world class grappler/wrestler

>>74202162
>It's a fact that division is the weakest

No it isn't. Benavidez and Cejudo are both top guys and he smoked them both. People like you were saying MW sucked when Anderson was undefeated for 6 years

>>74202143
>k-k-k-kill yourself!!!!!!

kek

KEK

The absolute poopetual state of YOUR entire """""""life"""""""

I have UNIRONICALLY broken YOU down to a point where YOU are crying and upset to a point where YOU cry "kill yourself!!!!""

KEK

>>74202164
Yes he is a great fighter but due to the division being weak it effects his resume, you really cannot compare the quality of wins to the likes GSP or Jon Jones in the same light

>>74202175
He crushed his contemporaries and lost to the new breed. Greatest of all time is debatable but greatest of his time isn't.

>>74202182
>I'm not the guy you're replying to

Oh really? Thanks for clarifying, I wouldn't have been able tell otherwise!

RETARD

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>>74202189
literally you right now

>>74202184
Lol they're his only relevant wins and no Anderson fought far better opponents than MM like Maia and hendo

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>hating americans or american culture

>>74202204

You're clueless. Mighty Mouse has beaten top guys and is the current #1 P4P, most well rounded fighter in the game.

>>74202204
Lol those are your most convincing opponents? If Benavidez and Cejudo were the same size as Maia and Hendo the former would beat them both, in their primes

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>>74202170
You can buy 209 poster instead

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>tfw your boy may never be the same

>>74202204
Anderson """"""""""""""""""""""""fought"""""""""""""""""""""" Maia

>>74202222
Yea top guys in the weakest division, stop parroting

>>74202225
I doubt that and that's also not an argument, hendo and Maia have accomplished much more

>>74202233
not bad for scum

Only posturing faggots desperate to look 'hardcore' think little man has shit on Anderson.
More impressive wins, a weight-class where punches can actually hurt people, dynamic innovator of offense, hopped weight classes and beat former champions with ease. I don't think it's even much of a contest.

>>74202244

FLW isn't weak lol he's completely dominated

>>74202244
>i doubt that

That's because you're blinded by size and not actual talent evaluation

>hendo and maia have accomplished much more

Mostly because of the same reason as above. Benavidez would be a title contender in every division. He's a legit P4P fighter

So Germaine needs hand surgery or whatever the fuck and is totally ducking Cyborg. What do they do now? Do they have Cyborg fight some literal who or maybe they do Cyborg vs Megan Anderson for another interim belt (kek)

>>74202253
>more impressive wins

Nostalgia glasses

>weight class where punches can actually hurt

It's all relative

>dynamic innovator
Not an argument

>>74202244
flyweight isn't weak, the majority of guys in that division are really well rounded

>>74202259
You're way overthinking it. Germaine will be out for a while with her surgery and Cyborg still needs to get the USADA stuff sorted out. Just book the fight when they're both available.

>>74202254
>>74202255
The flyweight division is the weakest division and has the least quality of fighters, I don't know why you can't get this in your heads

>>74202259
isn't cyborg still suspended for pissing hot?

>>74202264
Hey man DJ is still a fantastic fighter, I just value Anderson's accomplishments more.

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Is he fighting MM again? lol
he's the flyweight frankie edgar

>>74202276
I don't know why you can't get through your head that you are simply wrong

>>74202273
if cyborg gets suspended for longer than germaines recovery then megan gets a shot first. if not the cyborg gets it and defends it against megan afterward. its simple

>>74202280
because you have a fully functioning brain

>>74202267
this

the lighter the fighter, the more well rounded they have to be because they are way faster which allows them to capitalize on mistakes faster

>>74202283
It's him or Heis, and Heis didn't look too hot. Supposedly MM wants to break Anderson's title defence record before he starts doing big fights in bantamweight, so whatever works man.

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>>74202283

>>74202280
because you don't have a fully functioning brain

>>74202285
MM, Benavidez and cejudo are the only relevant fighters in that division

Be stubborn all you want but it's a fact that it's the weakest

>>74202276

That's simply not true

>>74202287

Cyborg might not be getting suspended

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>>74202297
>wet bandit

>>74202305
It's obvious your definition of relevant at this point is whatever fits your argument

Be retarded all you want but it's a fact you're wrong.

>>74202297
does adidas pay him to wear that shirt?

>>74202309
then she gets the first, there we go

>>74202309
Dana had the same hopes for Jones IIRC.

>>74202312
LMAO wow that's perfect

>>74202313
Name me 10 quality, known flyweight fighters without looking on the internet

Don't give me a list of taxi drivers

>>74202329
FLYWEIGHT
Champion : Demetrious Johnson
1 Joseph Benavidez
2 Henry Cejudo
3 Kyoji Horiguchi
4 Jussier Formiga
5 Wilson Reis
6 Ian McCall
7 Sergio Pettis
8 Dustin Ortiz
9 Ray Borg
10 Brandon Moreno

Seriously gaycunt?
>>>/b/

>>74202329
dude sam alvey is a top 15 middleweight

guys like him cannot exist at 125 pounds

they are technical as fuck everywhere by comparison

>>74201129
Krazyhorse.
Superior speed and superior nigger skills.

>>74202329
Mighty Mouse, Cejudo, Benavidez, Horiguchi, Elliott, McCall, Formiga, Borg, Moreno, Ortiz

I could give you more including Dodson who is still very capable to fight at Flyweight

>>74202347
who does Jarrod Brooks fight now lads?

>>74202347
>don't give me a list of taxi drivers

>>74202358
Read>>74202362

>>74202362
Most of Silva's quality wins in their prime would be top 10 at best today

Hold this L

>>74202362

Who is a taxi-driver there?

>>74202385
I don't want to get drawn into this, but you can admit that DJ is only the 'p4p GOAT' and that prime Anderson would beat him like a man beating a boy right?

>Muhammed can't accept that Mighty Mouse is the current p4p #1 and potential GOAT of the sport
How sad.

>>74201204
Technique and gdr size. I think this is the first time Holm fought somebody similar to her.

>>74202388
lmao the competition at flyweight is fucking steep

people don't like the fights because it's small humans that have a difficult time knocking each other out, that's it, that's the only thing

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ISH

ISH

CHA

HIYAH

CHA

ISH

ISH ISH

>>74202397
I do accept but he will never be THE goat, only the current p4p goat

>>74202407
I honestly believe that her yelling lost her the fight

>>74202423

It made me never want to see her fight again

>>74201300
Andrade. Shes a bull

>>74202407
>relaxing around people of color

Holly learned a valuable lesson yesterday

i want to see ryan hall get heemed because he reminds me of all the autists in here. it's one of the only things the ufc has to offer that i'm looking forward to

>>74202437
I kind of felt the same man

>>74202454
Hall is going to meme his way to a title shot, I guarantee you

>>74202461
Maybe because they're 1/2 Dutch m8

>>74202469
Sure but halfcaste Americans seem to have much more pronounced black features.

>>74202484
Different breeds of nignogs probably

>>74202094
is being that skinny an unfair advantage?

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Reminder that Khabib is as good as Dominick Cruz at avoiding strikes

>>74201333
Got the perfect walkout song for you, Nishi San
https://youtu.be/2p0rVpyxnwI
Imagine walking towards the octagon, steel faced and laser beem eye focus, you either wear full samurai armor or the Japanese WW2 pilot outfit. And almost forgot, just before you walk into the octagon you and your trainers shout "BANZAI!" then you now and walk into battle.
>Tfw I'll never be able to live this fantasy out cause I'm a fat neckbeard and not jap

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>>74202503

>>74202505
GSP 73%

>>74202505
Not really. He just barely keeps it standing or even getting into exchanges to begin with