/epl/ - From Champions to Relegation Edition

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U N E X P O S A B L E

None of the Leicester players even care.

Lestah are just focusing on CL right guys?
They'll win the whole thing right?

When was the last time the reigning champion in any of the big 5 European leagues got relegated the next season?

DILLY DING
DILLY DONG

WE'RE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP

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Is he the greatest human to ever be on earth?

>>74197169
City in the 30s

>>74197173
LOOKS LIKE PIZZAS OFF THE MENU BOYS

>Manchester United 3-0 Watford
>Liverpool 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur

m8

>>74197198
whoops

>>74197169
>>74197183
Nürnberg in 1968 was more recent. Dunno if there's any others.

>>74197112
>>Liverpool 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur
Wut

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*walks away from the playoffs*

>>74197291
At least they've still got their class, dignity and respect though.

Now that Chelsea have choked away the league it's City's to lose.

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what went right?

>>74197320
>if city win tomorrow they will be 8 points away from chelsea

was this peps plan all along? Lose intentionally so everyone forgets about you and then mount a final title challenge at the end of the season?

https://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/topic/110699-swansea-post-match-2-0/

Im dying lads

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>only 13 matchdays and it's over again

>>74197362

M8 you don't draw against Burnley and win the league.

>>74197412
>What do we expect when the clueless manager picks the same team every week.

>>74197274
was a typo, apologies

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>>74197426
/trans/ will be back though

>>74197426
It was over in September when Pep won the league

>>74197157

I hope that tweet is satire, how deluded can you be?

>>74197426

>Tfw not even an international tournament during summer to get our hopes up about before losing to Rwanda in the first knockout rounds

Fuchs, Huth and Drinkwater are fucking abysmal, need putting down asap

>>74197475
there's the confederations cup

>>74197412

So many people saying he needs to change the defence, but who else have they actually got that's any good? Nobody,

>>74197412
some of the thickest cunts in the midlands post on there, makes me ashamed to be a lester fan desu

>>74197529
Chilwell for Fuchs, Benalouane for Huth (he's not very good but he's faster and can actually pass)

Amartey could also probably do a better job than Simpson, but I'd rather see him in the middle replacing Drinkwater who has been gash for the last 15+ games

>>74197519

Nobody even tries in that shit, it's like a bunch of friendlies.

Redpill me on why Gary Speed necked himself.

>>74197529
>you now remembeer luis hernandez

>>74197566
best long throw i've ever seen t b h

>>74197112
>my dad really likes ranieri, always said he was one of the nicest guys in football and was really upset when chelsea fired him
>me and him talked about how good a hiring ranieri was even though the media where bitching about him constantly
>my dad was really happy even though the team we support where doing shit (liverpool)
>had to look upset in the kop end when leicster where beating us even though leicster won/drew (cant remember) at home or he would have been sexually abused
>every time leicster are mentioned on tv I see a small smile followed by a drop of the smile
don't know how i'm supposed to feel about all this

>>74197564

He was putting up Halloween decorations and slipped.

>>74197550
>Amartey could also probably do a better job than Simpson,
Nonsense. Simpson is good at right back. I think Amartey should be in for Morgan. Ndidi and Mendy in the middle. Gray on the left, Okazaki or Kaputska central, Mahrez on the right, and Slimani as a lone striker.

4-2-3-1

>>74197611
Did that slip drive him to kill himself? Pretty weak mentality desu

>>74197620
>Simpson is good at right back
l m a o

Based Burnley.

Is it still our year la?

>>74197550
Tell you want. Other teams aren't letting sharty get behind them with his pace and that's all he is, a pace babby. The manager shouldn't even play him for the rest of the season. Same with drinkwater. All he does is hoof it downfield. Other teams are letting them beat them by playing that way anymore.

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*collapses towards league one*

>>74197600
I don't understand any of this post

>>74197641

No, a noose was one of the decorations and he slipped and fell into it.

>>74197620
huth and fuchs need to be out of the team as soon as possible, they are far worse than simpson (who isn't particularly great but better than those two)

would much rather see amartey in midfield with ndidi desu, mendy really hasn't impressed me

agree that okazaki needs to play though and he looked good up front with slimani earlier in the season (against palace i think?)

but it doesn't matter because vardy, drinkwater, huth and morgan will NEVER be dropped by ranieri

>>74197265
they literally replaced the ENTIRE team after winning

lester lost ONE player

>>74197643
By good, I mean competent.
>>74197694
>but it doesn't matter because vardy, drinkwater, huth and morgan will NEVER be dropped by ranieri
I don't understand how the players can hoof the ball up to Vardy for an entire game, see he doesn't have anyone to knock it down to, yet continue to do the same thing for the whole game this was especially bad against Copenhagen the first game and against Chelsea. I agree that Vardy needs to be dropped for 3 or 4 games and then we'll see if he'll return to pressing defenders.

drinkwater, morgan and vardy are utter shit

like beyond shit. i cant explain to you guys how shit they are in words. nothing is strong enough

drinky is just SHIT at everything. not even a fucking championship player. barely a footballer. you reading this are better than him

vardy is an ugly fucking goblin who thinks he is some kind of world famous celebrity and the best player in the world, some kind of donald trump x lionel messi hybrid. hes SO lazy and doesnt realise the only reason he was good is because he used to work hard. now he has to rely on ability and hes got none. hes like a 40 year old kevin phillips except even he still scored sometimes

morgan is just a fucking morbidly obese donkey with a cashew nut for a brain

>>74197849
Vardy was an utter mong to turn down that big juicy Arsenal deal. Fans are fickle as fuck, no point staying for them.

>>74197878
Funny how all the players met with him to get him to stay, but then they all proceed to not give a shit the next season.

Does Ranieri have autism?

It turns out that Wayne Rooney earns a heck of a lot of money, as we take a look at the top earners at every Premier League club.

Manchester United captain Rooney, who has scored just two goals in 17 Premier League appearances this season, earns by far the biggest wage in the top flight, on a contract that expires in summer 2019.

The 31-year-old takes the largest slice of the pie of any Old Trafford player, so to speak, taking home a slightly bigger wage than even Paul Pogba and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Figures compiled by The Times show that United, Manchester City and Chelsea are competing in a completely different climate to the rest of the title contenders, with Liverpool, Arsenal and Tottenham’s best-paid players each earning no more than a paltry £150,000 a week.

Among the others things to note is that Tony Pulis is working miracles at West Brom, with the Scottish pair of Darren Fletcher and James Morrison cashing cheques of just £65,000 a week. And who knew that Fraser Forster was on almost £100,000?

Top earners at each Premier League club

Arsenal: Mesut Özil (£250,000 a week)
Bournemouth: Jack Wilshere (£100,000)
Burnley: Robbie Brady (£30-35,000)
Chelsea: Cesc Fàbregas (£250,000)
Crystal Palace: Christian Benteke (£120,000)
Everton: Romelu Lukaku (£75,000)
Hull: Abel Hernández (£35,000)
Leicester: Jamie Vardy/Riyad Mahrez (£100,000)
Liverpool: Philippe Coutinho (£150,000)
Manchester City: Sergio Agüero/Yaya Touré (£240,000)
Manchester United: Wayne Rooney (£300,000)
Middlesbrough: Álvaro Negredo (£100,000)
Southampton: Fraser Forster (£90,000)
Stoke: Xherdan Shaqiri/Marko Arnautovic (£65,000)
Sunderland: Jermain Defoe (£70,000)
Swansea: Fernando Llorente/Gylfi Sigurdsson (£70,000)
Tottenham: Harry Kane/Hugo Lloris (£120,000)
Watford: Troy Deeney (£50,000)
West Brom: Darren Fletcher/James Morrison (£65,000)
West Ham: Andy Carroll (£180,000)

Reckon it's worth getting Mahrez? Can he return to the level he was last season in a better team? He'd be relatively cheap now.

Very cromulent performance from Swansea today

>>74197931
No way Ozil is on 250k a week.

>>74197931
>West Ham: Andy Carroll (£180,000)
My sides are gone

>>74197849
it really is hard to explain quite how bad drinkwater is, i agree

i'm not sure which of morgan, huth and fuchs is the worst at the moment 2bh

>>74197830
i honestly have no idea why vardy keeps getting the ball hoofed up to him

dropping him and the hoofing culprits (drinkwater, albrighton etc) is probably the way to go for the time being

So I told Leicester to not score a league goal in 2017 and they actually did it!

>>74197931
>Mesut Özil (£250,000 a week)
>Cesc Fàbregas (£250,000)
>Andy Carroll (£180,000)
>Hugo Lloris (£120,000)
My sides, utterly embarassing by London clubs

>>74197931
Ozil does not make £250k per week my dude

I hate that people just believe whatever wages the newspapers assume. Clubs don't exactly tell everyone how much their players are on.

Is west ham the most JUST club in the league?

>>74197984
t.Customer/Chelshit cuck

>>74197996
Right now that's the """defending""" championsq

Bournemouth 1 - 3 City

>>74197997
Haha you said cuck, hilarious stuff dude!

>>74197971
>>74197956
Carroll is worth every penny.

>>74197931
>West Ham: Andy Carroll (£180,000)

I'm dying over here

>>74197996
id say there are tiers

of the top teams its arsenal
of the middle sized teams its west ham
of the relgation battlers its lester
of the lower leagues its leeds

newcastle need to be in there somewhere too

>>74197997
chelsea are like 3rd or 4th in wages in the league you plonker

>>74198028
>of the lower leagues its leeds
Not even close.

>>74198008
>>74198028

I just thought it's funny they moved into that larger stadium and then it's filled with empty seats. Plus they suck.

>>74198028
I'd say Portsmouth are more JUST than Leeds

>>74198018
Love seeing triggered liberals desu. Go wank of your gfs bull.

>>74197931
cesc is on 150k a week, hazard is on 200k and theres no way they would give cesc that much more than hazard

also how is ozil on 250k a week when the controversy over his new contract is his 250k wage demands, who wrote this shit?

>>74198042
I would imagine that still goes to Portsmouth? Or have they relinquished that crown to another club?

>>74197931
Wish I earned even the lowest of those weekly wages in a year

>>74198049
even their own fans hate their stadium kek

>>74198061
Portsmouth are forever league 2 but Leyton Orient have had it worse recently: https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/feb/10/leyton-orient-spiteful-owner-frnacesco-becchetti

>>74198055
Ah yes the /pol/ vermin starts bringing politics into everything for no reason. You're truly a genius and in no way predictable at all.

>>74198073
Wow that is bad. I also forgot about the JUSTness of Coventry.

>>74198076
How did you enjoy the Guardian this week?

>dont even think of leeds as a big team down below where it belongs anymore and just think of them as a normal lower league side and are where they belong size wise

>go google their attendance nowadays
>dont even fill half their stadium anymore

Really wish Forrest would make it to the Premier League. I have no connection to the place, never supported them, never even watched them. I just have a strange desire to see them do well. But it will never happen

>>74197849
Just came back from the game.

Morgan and Huth were lazy as fuck. All Morgan did was pull shirts and push players around. Drinky laid off some decent passes across field, but otherwise did nothing. Vardy was non existant.

Please with the Swansea win!

>>74198103
not that guy but keep polshit off spee. i dont give a fuck about how much one guy loves niggers and another guy hates niggers, its not sports

>>74198112
Fawaz needs to fuck off if they want even the slightest chance of making that a reality.

>>74198125
>>74198076
>Mad lefties
Kick cucks out of /sp/

>>74198103
The football coverage in the Guardian (which is the only part relevant to this thread) is actually good though. Dunno what other paper I would even look at for football desu.

>>74198112
Funny how they ruined Warbs career on a whim.

>>74198139
The guardian is actually decent for politics imo. At least for our election coverage it was.

>>74198133
i dont give a fuck if everyone here is a KKK member, a weeb, a brony, a nazi or a commie, who cares. i only care about laughing at your shit football team

>>74198112
>Forrest

Is this a meme or a typo.

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>>74198125
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
>>74198139
Their football stuff is great yeah, the podcast too. Have been listening to Jimbo twice a week for I don't know how long

>>74198155
Don't have any interest in that sort thing to be honest with you m8.

Imagine politicising literally everything

>>74198181
yes I can imagine being American

>>74198181
That's what everyone does in our country. It gets very tiresome very quickly.

>>74198186
whats it like?

>>74198181
hello

>>74198200
smelt bad and then felt a bit of poo running down my leg

A Man City win means Man City move up from their current 5th to 2nd place.

A draw means Man City move up to 4th

A Bournemouth win means the table stays the same as it currently stands.

>>74198206
You can't truly imagine being one of us if you did not partake in the festivities.

>>74198133
>cuck XD

Know how i know you're a fucking kid

>>74198218
ok

Anyone else hoping mememouth get relegated by some sort of miracle?

>>74198221
How did your last penis inspection day go for you?

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>>74198256

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>>74198133

>>74198273
They made sure my sensitivity was the lowest it could possibly be. Went pretty decent I think.

Sunderland, Palace and Leicester will get relegated. Clement and Silva will save Swansea and Hull.

>>74198281
The person that made that image did a very poor job.

>>74198299
Been saying this all week

>>74198299
>inb4 Norwich get promoted again

Don't worry Leicester fans, Liverpool will do you a huge favour.

>>74198281
I'm not even a /pol/cuck, but where does this Trump hates black people and gays meme come from?

>>74198322
But Burnley aren't getting relegated

>>74198346
He's a republican isn't he?

>>74198360
No he isn't.

>>74198299
what happened to the bog sim savior meme?

>>74198367
>tfw your national manager gets relegated from his own league

JUST

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This guy alone is saving Swansea from relegation, and I doubt he'll stay much longer.
How can anyone think he's not better than Eriksen? I'd even argue he's on par with Alli right now, I will never understand why he never got his chance for Spurs, he was good whenever he played for them, even when put on the wing, and scored some wonderful goals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHf4cViBZXE

Where do you think he will go next summer?

>>74198367
Just another manager on the EXPOSED list.

>>74198366
Then who nominated him for president?

>>74198375
he was just at spurs at a time when they went full retard. they had 25 midfielders. most of their current ones but add dempsey, lewis fucking holtby, paulinho, fucking sandro, livermore, huddlestone, chadli and probably another 5 i forget

>The myth that crosses are an outdated and particularly English style of play has been debunked with teams in Serie A and La Liga putting in about as many as Premier League sides
t. https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/feb/12/football-crossing-premier-league
Discuss

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Remember when Arse faggots claimed this retarded nigger is amongst the best midfielders in the league with world class potential?

>>74197669
Forest turn around when?

>>74198418
http://www.football365.com/news/five-prem-players-disliked-by-their-own-fans

>>74198418
>le coq le stronk

typicul arsenul

>>74198418
Technically, I do remember in 2014-15 he had the best defensive midfield stats in the Prem.

>>74198179
Good. Politics is divisive and a waste of time

>>74198398
Wasted potential, really.
He would thrive under Poch's mentality.

>>74198416
i dont think crosses are, i think crosses for headers are. low crosses are fairly common around the world, but we always used to cross at head height(or 5 feet above head height which is why crouch scored so many)

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Caption Contest Time

>>74198459
Sports are a waste of time.

>>74198418
better than shaka, wheelchair and lel neny desu

>>74198448
>>74198437
>>74198452

they truly are the flaming faggots of the premier league

I mean,do they even have one hard cunt in their team?

inb4 giroud,the biggest 6'4 fanny this world has seen and granite 'albanian chimpout' xhahxa

>>74198482
Koscielny

>>74198482
Are you the Leeds fan or one of the other ones.

>>74198479
>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

>>74198479

The real reason why Coutinho signed that new contract.

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>>74198482
>I now remember Xhaka
Give me a more hatable face in the Premier League. I'll wait

>>74198494

I just treat them all as Leeds fans, it's more fun that way.

>>74198480
For you

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>>74198470

on this topic, which players that were good in the 90s/00s would be shit now? doesnt have to just be EPL if anyone knows one that would be crap but was GOAT in the previous era

>>74198452
Defensive midfielders are especially prone to the one season wonder syndrom.
See
>Sandro
>Tioté
>Song
>Allen
Etc

>>74198479
>evidence of Coutinho at Hillsborough surfaces

>>74198479
>The Hillsborough experience

>>74198505
Costa easily

>>74198505

He looks like a chubby Ronaldo

>>74198510
>doesn't have to be EPL
Eritrea was shit in the 90s and it's still shit

>>74198505
ozil, costa, vardy, rooney

any deformed cunt really

>>74198510
inzaghi, scholes, veron

>>74198510
rppney

>>74198505
Vardy, but only when he flares his traps to try to look hard

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>>74198505

>>74198529
I actually think Berahino is the worst

Damn Chadli's goal is nice, I missed it yesterday.

Is Son really a better player than him?

>>74198505
List of PL cunts that deserve to be twatted in the gabber by each poster on this board

costa
zouma
bellerin
alli
trashford
pogba
ibrahimovic
shrek
shaw
bravo
firmino
coutinho
barkley
shaqiri
berahino
zaha
townsend
mahrez
demarai gray
redmond
flanagan
holebas
chadli
ndong
januzaj
gooch
chambers
fabio
wilshere
fraser
ibe
elmohamady
niasse
mbokani

>>74198508
Must be him anyway since he didn't reply.

>>74198615
no. son probably scores more, but chadly works twice as hard and is much better defensively/positionally

son is juat a goalhanger desu if spurs didnt have a speed demon in rose at LB hed get exposed so much cos son doesnt help

>>74198643
agree with like 80 percent of these desu. good list

>>74198643
>he wants to smack a gooch

>>74198299
as a leicester fan i think you're unfortunately probably right

i wouldn't write boro's chances off either though, they are almost as averse to scoring as >us

>>74198643
Good list. Would also add Nordtveit.

Alli looks like the kind of guy that would cry if you said the wrong thing to him

>>74198643
Why do you have beef with Zouma, he's such a likeable lad

>>74198745
Tbf, he does watch Anime

>>74198727
alli looks like the kind of loud mothed paki bastard that always chats shit when his ratty friends are around yet shits himself if confronted when he's alone

>>74198745
his fucking lips,I almost feel bad for him desu

>>74198643
How is hazard not on this list?

atlético - celta is lit

>>74198761
Nah I think he's more like the guy who is really nice most of the time and a reliable friend, but who gets vicious as fuck and borderline cruel when shit hits the fan with people he doesn't like.
I have a friend who is EXACTLY like that and he had a similar past.

>>74198788
wew, I have a friend like that. Always pushing super-vindicative stuff. He's also super-pretty when it comes to exes. Still a total bro if you're on his good side though

>>74198776
Atletico missed their opportunities to win anything.
The whole team is getting winded and Simeone won't probably stay much longer.

Alli acts like he's 5'2"

>>74198643
Zouma is based as fuck though

>>74198809
they probably didn't win anything but they still achieved something quite impressive. and simeone will probably go to Inter for 2018/2019

>Torres

>Fernandon't Scorres

Why is there no Atleti thread? I want to spam my >torres like the good old days

>>74198878
There's a TORRES thread

>>74198878
customers don't care about good football

>>74198510
Shearer definitely, hell I don't think he was ever good. He basically had about 5 seasons of Kevin Phillips' fluke 30 goal season

>>74198892
The match is dreadful though.

I'm considering switching to OM Nantes

>>74198892
I thought customers were only interested in good football.

>torres
spent as many seasons at lelsea as he did at liverpool

Honestly it never seemed that way desu

>>74198940
what are you talking about its quite good
OM are playing really well since a few matchdays you should watch it

>>74198948
big football, not good football

>>74198940
What? it's been a good game so far

>>74198967
Atleti is big football isn't it.

I'm not watching anyway desu, I hate football on TV.

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>beat QPR
>little run continues

*walkies towards the premier league*

>>74197931
>Forster on 90k a week

fuck my life, that's daylight robbery

he's been shit all season

>>74198375
he signed a new deal with them, he loves it

not leaving

>>74198643
>coutinho

god yes I'd beat the shit out of that smug, overrated midget

>>74198978
>>74198967
Atletico can't link more than three passes straight.

The goal was great but that's pretty much all.

Aloso Marseille is losing

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>tfw a repeat of 2011/2012

>>74199011
Literally cannot wait until we smash City next weekend desu.

Do you think football, and sport in general, are in decline in Europe? Even the big clubs don't attract full crowds any more across many countries. Attendances everywhere are declining... People aren't passionate for football like they used to be

>>74199053
Maybe ticket prices are too high.

>>74199043
So who will be the team that denies the spuds CL football this year by winning the CL? Leicester? Also wouldn't that require Manure to win the Europa League too

>>74199053
There's a lot more people at games now than there were when I first started going to the football.

>>74199067
The rules changed

List of hard cunts in the pl by team

Arsenal
-absolutely none whatsoever,a massive bunch of fannies

Burnley
-Joey Barton
-Andre 'if you're gay you won't live another day' Gray

Bournemouth
-Steve Cook
-Tyrone Mings

Chelsea
-John 'Big Dick' Terry
-Gary Cahill

Crystal Palace
-Benteke
-James Tomkins

Everton
-Lukaku
-Ashley 'he coul've killed him' Williams

Hull
-Big Harry Maguire
-Coke Livermore

Leicester
-Wes Morgan
-Robert 'Cock or no cock' Huth

Liverpool
-Lovren
-Danny 'Serial Killer & Rapist' Ings

Man City
-Kompany
-Kolarov

Manure
-Jewbrahimovic
-Smalling

Middlesbrough
-George 'Football Friend'
-Rudy 'Peabrain' Gestede

Stoke
-Ryan 'uwotm8' Shawcross
-Wilfried Bony

Southampton
-Dusan 'mass atrocity' Tadic
-Chavvy Austin

Swansea
-Leroy 'Chimpout' Fer

Spurs
-Wanyama
-Eric 'Tard Strength' Dier

Watfrog
-Troy DEEEEEEEEENEEEEY
-Kaboul

West Brom
-Callum 'Little Man Syndrome' McManaman
-Gareth McAuley

West Ham
-England's Brave Andy Carroll
-James 'Kick a Ginger Day Flashbacks' Collins

>>74199082
Yes, which is why I asked you dumb mudslime. As I understand it, when a team that finishes outside the top 4 wins the CL, 5 teams will go into the CL next season. However, if an English team wins the CL and another wins the EL and both finish outside the top 4, 4th place misses out. So it would require Manure to finish 5th or 6th, win the EL, then one of Leicester, Man City and Arsenal to finish outside the CL places and also win it

>>74198993
Celta is the team to watch in this game i think lad

>>74199011

>Sean Scannel could unironically be a premier league player next season

wew, what a time to be alive

>>74199122
Can't see him playing more than a few games for us again, he doesn't have the concentration level necessary for the new style of play. He'll be gone in the summer.

>tfw Leeds are fucking up their promotion chances

feels bad man, I really want them back in the premier league. Them or Sheffield Wednesday. Not some shitty non-club with no fans like Hull again

>>74199097
>Ryan 'uwotm8' Shawcross
Kek

>>74199097
>Smalling
>not Bailly

>>74199161
Two MASSIVE clubs, it's a real shame they're not in the PL. Such lovely fans too.

>>74199161

Huddersfield here, pls no bully

All I want is one season in the prem lad. Our stadium is quite nice desu

>>74199110
Ah I thought they just got rid of the limit.

>>74199097
>-Joey Barton
Stopped reading there, you numale.

>>74199230
why'd you name it after a shit beer?

>>74199237
I think 5 is the maximum. Would be pretty lulzy if Spuds finish 4th and miss out again because Leicester win the CL while getting relegated. It's like something from Dream Team

>>74199255
Does the big white skip not have a sponsorship deal? I guess not many brands would want to be associated with them though.

>>74199255

we are northern monkeys, what would you expect?

>mfw souther fairies will never experience the northern feel of watching the Worthingtons Cup at the John Smiths stadium
>mfw I have no face

>MOTD 2 a bong and 30 bings away
>I'm already tired
>wagecucking tomorrow to boot

Just end it desu

>>74199097
>livermore
>hull

>>74199260
>It's like something from Dream Team
Not enough murder, need Kane to REEEm Alli for stealing his thunder too.

Remember that time when Liverpool bought Keane for 20 million, he scored 5 goals in 19 league apps, and they sold him back to Tottenham?

Can we use meme magic to bring about Leicester's downfall?

>>74197931

Defoe's a bargain

>>74197933
Spurs m8

>>74199549
no

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>buyern costumers

>>74199572
Expect Defoe to go to a different PL club once Sunderland's relegated

>>74198512
Dier :(

>>74199097
really good post

>>74199161
I really don't want some poncy club named after a weekday in the PL tbqh

>>74199454
iktf but it's an hour later here as well

>>74199549
And when he came back he was half the player he used to be

>>74199610
>having spaghetti for hair

>>74199643
He doesn't play defensive mid much anymore so can't really judge.

>>74199592
>You will never be a customer

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>>74199632

Would prefer him to go to China or back to MLS for a payday

>>74197166
>Malaysia has a pass

Your country got range banned cause of the CP didn't it?

----------------------Heaton
--------?????-----D. Luiz-----Alderweireld-----
Azpi---------Kanté-------Wanyama--------Rose
------------------------Mata------------------------------
---------Hazard------------------Sanchez-----------
-----------------------?????-----------------------------

Help me fill the gaps for TOTS so far.
Maybe Sanchez upfront and Alli behind? Ibea? Is Ashley Williams consistent enough at Everton?

>>74197971
>>74197931
>>74197944
>>74197973
>>74198060
Ozil is on £140k. If Wenger leaves this season (and he will) then Ozil's gone regardless of wage.

>>74199900
Van Dijk deserves a spot as a CB desu, and I'd have Costa or Ibra up front

>>74198479
hmm good smell my dear *sniff* is that beans and toast? oh my dear

>>74199900
van Dijk

Costa

>>74199097
>Arse don't have hard men
>he's not met Jack "Manlet Muscle" Wilshere in a dark ally on a stormy Sunday night in the middle of London
>he's not met Granit "Hard As" Xhaka with more red cards than entire teams combined already

Lad. Stick to shitposting about Liverpool laddo.

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>>74199702
MLS, but only for >us again

>>74199900
tbqh I'm big mata fan, but he doesn't deserve place in tots so far, herrera would be better

>>74198643
>bellerin

Why? I've literally never even heard him speak. What has he said that deserves that? Like half of these I have no idea why.

Yannick Carrasco just cunted in a volley

>>74197931
Negredo isnt on that much
Ozil is on 140k
carroll isnt on 180k

fake news

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/830869586870308864

state of this

>>74199981
FAKE NEWS, he isn't actually on fire

>>74199981
Are they trying to rob the Worst Twitter Account Trophy from Arsenal?

>the romanian chelshit bandwaggoner mouthing off and attempting to utilize British vernacular
Holy fuck, it feels good to not be a gypsy What a sad, pathetic existence.

>>74199901
>If Wenger leaves this season (and he will) then Ozil's gone regardless of wage.
bollocks

>>74200040
FAKE NEWS

>>74198854
they won la liga, europa league, copa del ray and reached the CL final et time twice in 5 years
please engage brain before writing in future

>>74200050
they won nothing of value since their liga title (which created a new cycle for them, with the arrival of griezmann) you spacker

https://streamable.com/ugfbq

Torres goal. Watch it immediately

>>74199900
>mata
>wanyama over dembele
>Hazard
>heaton
>luiz
no

>>74200108
Heaton and Luiz are amazing this season. And I always hated Luiz.

>>74200107
Got one of his penalty miss.

>>74198386
the american people?

Lloris
Alder - VanDijk - Azpi
Alonso Dembele Kante Walker
Mane Costa Alexis

true TOTS

given hows it always 442 itll probably be
de gea
walker luiz van dijk azpi
alli kante pogba mane
alexis costa

So......how did Leicester win last year?

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>>74200214
>inverted wingbacks in the first one
But yeah, I don't doubt they'll force Pogba into TOTS no matter what.

>>74200376
And you'll be there comparing his stats to Pjanic'

Is there a worse presenter than Jason Mohammad?
Hes so shit on 606 that I can't listen on saturdays anyore

>>74200368
Everyone else was terrible, dodgy refereeing decisions etc
I knew they'd be midtable at best this season, didn't think it would be this bad

>>74200498
dan walker and jake humphrey are cunts

>>74200214
They should have a custom that the formation of the champions is the one used for the TotS, tbqh.

Carroll's goal > Giroud's, but we all know which one will win

>>74200498
sounds like a foreign cunt. disgusting

>>74200580
Yeah, he's bloody welsh

Apparently Ryan 'The Scottish Messi' Gauld could have had a loan move to >Young Boys, but felt it was beneath him.

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>>74200574
Is this for MOTD?

In any case who cares, our Andy already won the relevant award.

>>74199900
Would stick Ibra up there, he's been much better than anyone thought he would be and helping keeping united in 6th

mane belongs in tots

>>74200551
dan walker is possibly the most boring man alive

>>74200606
>thinking young boys are beneath him
NONCE!

>>74200642
kek

But seriously, he's a fucking idiot. Anywhere you can get regular football is a good loan move, and it would certainly have benefited him more than sitting on Sporting's bench/ playing for their second team.

>>74200551
>>74200637
Dan Walker is like the oatmeal of presenters, no CHARACTER whatsoever

Is there not MOTD2 thread?

RIP /sp/

>>74200657
He does believe the earth is only thousands of days old though

>>74200740
>tfw sat at a train station and can't wait it

>>74200780
How are the trains in Corbyns Britain?

>>74200637
>>74200657
Won't surprise you to learn he's a Baptist and doesn't work on Sundays.

>>74200800
>Walker became a Christian at the age of 12.[13] He made a decision not to work on a Sunday once he started employment and has maintained that throughout his career.[14]
Becoming Christian at 12, the absolute madman

>>74200107
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>>74197849
>>74198119
went to the swansea game

honestly, the comparison between Gray and Vardy was embarrassing. Gray was sprinting at Mawson anytime albeit to no success because of Mawson's brilliant ball control. Vardy on the other hand couldn't be fucked to run 5 meters most of the time to press a lesser technical center back in Fernandez. Vardy's game is gone, Leicester need to get rid of him.

Chelsea's upcoming PL fixtures:
>Swansea (H)
>West Ham (A)
>Watford (H)
>Stoke (A)
>Palace (H)
>City (H)
>Bournemouth (A)
>United (A)
>Southampton (H)
>Everton (A)
>Boro (H)
>West Brom (A)
>Sunderland (H)

Realistically, where could they drop 10 points?

>>74201089
City D
United D
Everton D
West Brom D

Then some meme game where they lose and everyone spams EXPOSED

But really my predictions are ridiculously unlikely. They're walking it this year no doubt.

>>74201089
They won the league. Get over it.

>>74201089
Draw/Loss against City
Draw/Loss against United
Draw against Everton
Draw against Boro
Draw against West Brom

Although it's almost guaranteed that the other teams will drop points as well so Chelsea will still win.

>Liverpool players having to meet behind Klopp's back in order to break from the shitty form

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/feb/12/adam-lallana-liverpool-tottenham-klopp

>>74201310
too much heavy metal football

>>74200107
wtf

>>74198643
remember when flanno was the future GOAT rb?

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>A year ago today Lavezzi joined the Chinese Super League, since then he’s scored 0 goals and earned £20.8m.

>>74201863
>can't even score in CSL
wew

>>74199901
>(and he will)

kek

>>74201863
How is that even possible? How much weight has he gained?

>>74201089
Chelsea will unfortunately win the league
but City, United, Everton, and West Brom might be point droppers
>>74201235
fuck off Sosa

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>>74201863
>scoring goals

>>74199097
>hard
>Vincent-cant-take-a-step-without-getting-another-injury Kompany

>>74201089
>relegation contenders fighting for survival
>memes
>teams improving
Each of the games is potential lost points with some having the chance to win.

It would be surprising if they don't drop more than 10 points but it's also likely that others will drop even more.

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inb4 off to Guangzhou

>>74202420
>inb4 off to Guangzhou
Stop overreacting, he could go to Shanghai too.

>>74202420
>>74202582
The Zhou Fang stand will go mental

http://newsthump.com/2017/01/06/chinese-club-to-make-audacious-100m-bid-for-newcastle-united-supporters/

>>74202420
>Success of Sterling
kek

KEK

>>74203561
seriously, and Jesus has played how many games? still seems absurd to get rid of Aguero

>>74203581
it's some sort of negotiating tactic, I'm sure. they'd be insane to get rid of him, poop probably just wants to do this to intimidate him into accepting some avant-garde, post-juego-de-posicion role he's dreamed up like "false inverted 10 but only makes passes 15° from horizontal" or whatever

>>74202420
Atletico Madrid if they let go Griezmann

>>74201089
Based on there current points per game, they will drop 8. In reality, they will drop more because
player complacency
more video on his system, making tactical adjustments easier
inevitable injuries, which they have been lucky with so far

I predict that at a minimum, teams will get within 3 points before the end of the season.

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>yfw Liverpool is God's team

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>>74204419

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>>74202420
>dude this young brazilian isnt a 1 season wonder and will totally fulfill his potential lmao

>>74204634
With palace's remaining games they're almost guaranteed relegation

>>74199901
Where? Bayern, barca doesn't need him. Madrid doesn't want him

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>>74201975

>>74204634
so who do we want to stay?

I like Boro and I want Palace to stay cuz of Bog Sim memes

>>74205210
Sunderland and Leicester.

>>74199011
I have a feeling >we are going down.
Hopefully if we do, we get rid of Holloway and start anew.

>>74205172
Bournemouth