OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Non league not welcome

>>74170061
This.

BT score blows Soccer Saturday out the water.

SS is full of pished up old alkies who know fuck all about football. Really, really tired old format and terrible pundits. You couldn't pay me to listen to some """"""""""analysis"""""""""" by Merson or Phil Thompson, two of the thickest cunts in Britain.

>>74170099
Hello, Mark Pougatch.

>clatts apologizing for a decision at ht

Apologising for a decision isn't fucking good enough, it effects the whole fucking league.

>Next: Arsene Wenger
>after the pundits have come to an agreement that there were two major refballs in the game for arse
>where even the ref has seen the incident on tv and apologized for it

he's going to say he didn't see it, isn't he?

Done my bets, bought some booze, bought a chippy, bring on the football. Enjoy your Saturday lads, stay /comfy/.

>>74170175
When will the referees start being punished for making terrible decisions like these? Cause talking about it after and apologizing doesn't help anyone

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Lads, rate my combo:
>under 2.5 goals in Man U - Watford
>Neverton to win
>Stoke to win
>btts Soton - Blunderland
>over 3.5 cards Wet Spam - Wet Brom

Which game do you watch

>>74170276
none because they haven't started yet :^)

Sunlun - Soton

>>74170258
Not too shabby whats your stake and your potential winnins?

>>74170276
leeds v cardiff

>>74170341
>Watching non-league

Howling.

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Feeeeeelin' saucy. /aintgonnafuckinhappen/

COME ON YOU IRONS

>2017
>Liverpool banning a newspaper from their ground over an article that was published nearly 30 years ago by a former editor
>Happily taking tens of millions of pounds a year off the newspaper's owner who also owns Sky

What the fuck is their problem? Do they never want closure? How long will this go on for?

This is the same as us banning Germans from the UK because of the Second World War.

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>>74170353
this non league thing might be even more idiotic than the fucking carvery horseshit

>>74170320
About £12, could get away with a handy £350

Neverton will fuck me up as usual though

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kek

Why is /sp/ so dead? Everyone migrated to /pol/?

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Celtic could have legitimately pushed for a perfect season if it wasn't for that Inverness draw in September

Ready to rek Wimbledon today
>we lose 3-0
Lel

>>74170409
Terrible moderation killed this board ages ago

>>74170398
rename it to 6ft2 v 5ft11

>>74170398
>One of them is top 4 and won 2-0
>The other is going bottom and lost 2-0

Lanklets B T F O THE FUCK OUT.

>>74170367
It's practically been psuedo-banned for the last 30 years too and the managers almost never spoke to the sun reporters anyway so it changes nothing.

>>74170409
>>74170428
You get banned for fucking anything these days.

Make a 1000 word post about a player and his game, ending it with you calling him a nigger or whatevere and chances are you will get banned

>>74170409
>>74170428
the moderators decided off-topic funposting is ban worthy, and let /pol/ threads run free reign through the board

>>74170367
I'm surprised the Sun aren't banned everywhere but I suppose their zombie horde readers are so pliable they could be made to despise any and all clubs

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Fuck me Tony Watt looks bad today

>>74170396

Tasty lad tasty. I never have the plums to bet anything over a fiver. I think the cards one will fuck you though.

>>74170417
based brenny?

who /moyesboys/ here?

>>74170428
>>74170480
you can refer to /tv/ to see what happens with zero moderation

at any given time 30-50% of the threads are pedo/interracial/feet/pol related

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>>74170398

>>74170455

That's not a defence for their attitude. The newspaper have issued numerous apologies as has Mr McKenzie, sure they don't have to accept McKenzie's but the newspaper probably has a handful of staff who were there at the time.

They saw the end last year after the inquiry, but still continue to not let people forget about it.

Alright lads

Hope Sunderland doesn't end up conceding a gorillion this time.

>>74170503
>>74170417

I unironically think that the average poster here could lead Celtic to the league title.

>>74170524
/tv/ had bad moderation that has seemingly transformed into very little moderation as they've given up
It was madness how they deleted all Bane threads when it was at the height of its popularity while letting threads that were genuinely entirely just interracial porn stay up
That's also terrible moderation - not zero moderation

>>74170417
How does scottish league work? I remember it's only have like 10 teams

>>74170608
To be fair I'm sick of the bane meme at this point as well. It stopped being funny years ago.

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>>74170512

>John O'Shea is STILL playing in the Premier League

>>74170618
it's some complicated shit where they play each other 3 times and then split off and play the other teams in their half another 5 times I think

>>74170641
What a fantastic day that was.

>wet spam

>wet spam

>wet spam

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>>74170512

here

>Wet spam

d/w doe lads, they've got payet

anyone got a stream by chance? so many fake firstrowsports no days I cant find the real one

>>74170618
12 teams currently. They play one another 3 times, resulting in 33 matches total. Then the league is split into 2 halves and within each half of 6 teams they play one another once more, resulting in 5 more matches total. So 38 matches.

>>74170712
just go to reddit soccerstreams

>>74170618
>>74170662
that's how it works yes. teams from the bottom half cant overtake teams from the top half after the split, regardless of points total.

there's also a relegation/promotion play off. in the league bellow 3rd plays 4th, then the winner plays 2nd, then the winner plays 11th placed in the top league. all over two legs

>>74170618

There are 12 teams and each team plays three fixtures against all of the others to take them up to a total of 33 matches played.

At this point the league is split into top and bottom six, with each team playing one further fixture against the other opponents in the same bracket to take them up to a season total of 38 matches played.

Interestingly - there is no movement on the league table between brackets post split. You can finish sixth with less points than the seventh placed team.

West Ham need a new stadium because this one isn't working for them

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>>74170501
Something definitely will

>>74170749
I for one welcome West Ham being a League One team my 2020

>Dons

>>74170756
>Don't tackle me or my son ever again

>>74170762

Would laugh my fucking balls off if that happened.

Boro's stadium is always fucking half empty.

Wew Sham BTFO

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>Forest

BASED ALEX NEIL

THE SCOTTISH SIR ALEX FERGUSON RISES AGAIN

heh lukaku slipped

>Slipkeku

Thank you based weather conditions

>FA fucks West Ham over again

POTTERY

>Forest

>Forest

ultimate wew

>Wet Spam
>Forest

>new Walkers "sharing pack"

we all know you mean its the lonely fat cunt bag

Anything worth watching lads?

>>74170938
Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli is unbeatable in that regard

Looks like Mouyes has his post-match excuse sorted already.

>mfw Bamford isn't even on the Boro bench

>>74170969
He probably got bad sunburn at Spain m8

>>74170938
Stop talking about food. I'm trying to diet and I'm starving

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>>74170938
>tfw literally eating one now

>>74170975
Just take up smoking. It helps keep your appetite under control.

>>74170969
who?

>>74170975
Coffee with sweeteners mate

>the sheep shagging county of derby county fc

>>74170983
Fuck that

>>74170986
I'll get myself some tea at half time, that should help.

>>74170974
I think he's saving himself for the Championship next season

>>74170883
>norwich fans being turncoats

Actually sod it I'll get some tea now. Fucking Sunderland.

>Pookaku

>moyes

>>74170996
Wrap chicken breasts up in tin foil, put some chilli powder on it and a bit of oil and whack it in the oven.

>moyes boyz

>>74170991
McClaren will probably blame defeat on the midweek replay

>Lukaku

G A B B O
A
B
B
O

DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G

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>moyes

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>>74170991

>Boro getting outsung by Everton away fans

Fuck lids, I knew they were bad but not this bad.

WE DEM MOYES BOYZ.

>>74171060
We're just speechless because Boro are attacking more

this is shaping up to be the most boring Saturday in a while

>>74171089
We were just spoiled by last week.

>GRIMSBY
HOLY WEW

>Derby
What

>schteev

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>Derby

>Derby
>11 points

>Non-league

>>>/out/

>>74171205
Non-league welcome.

Blunderland

GABBAGOOL

Fuck's sake

fuck off

>Moyes
>Large Samuel lost to this

what a terrible Saturday

>moyes

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THAT'S THE LUCK
THAT'S THE LUCK
THE LUCK OF
>moyes

>>74171023
>the cookery of Britain

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WE DEM MOORS BOYZ

Am sorreh ta say agen its moyseh

Who's watching BT score?

It's awkward as fuck.

>>74171317
People watch that?

>>74171317
Watching NBC stream actually really good to be fair.

Fuck you, Sunderland. Are Bradley is watching you cunts.

>Another handball goal

>>74171317
Doesn't it have something ridiculous like 10,000 viewers?

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>Codheads losing 4-0
>Darbeh

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can we officially agree that the seria a is better than the eplel?

>>74171421
looks like Adam Johnson reincarnated

>>74171421

It's Sunderland mate. We made Januzaj look good.

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>>74171421
tfw when you find out Gabbiadini has an older sister who plays football but that he is actually the looker in the family

>>74171520
love those italian genetics

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>you now remember marco gabbiadini

>>74171520
she is beautiful

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>you wake up in Solihull

>>74171603
2 U

>>74171520
Ellen DeGeneres played football? Holy fuck fair play.

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>Port Vale can't buy an away win let alone score
>Losing 0-1 at home
>Still haven't won a game this year

Literally the Liverpool of League 1, I just want this fucking season to end

Why isn't G Rodriguez starting for Southampton?

>you are now aware Middlesbrough have had just 4 league wins all season

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>>74171268
>deep fried butter
>'biscuits' n 'gravy'
>American 'cheese'
>chicken in a can

Yank cuisine, folks.

>>74171717
>salad cream

>>'biscuits' n 'gravy'

pump your brakes kid thats a southern classic

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>>74171411

>>74171767
Those aren't biscuits and that isn't gravy. Come up with a better name.

>>74171262
What do you reckon is going through Defoes head right now?

Anyone have that webm of bird poo landing in Ashley Young's mouth? I need it for something.

>boro fans chanting bamford's name
>any chance of him coming on charlie
>not on the bench jeff

>the united of dundee

Hibs back in the big time

>newcastle finally gets televised late game
>have a wedding to go to

fucking A men

Is Martial elite again?

>>74171857
I wonder when Boro fans will turn on Karanka for the utterly appalling football they're playing.

FEGHOULI

>>74171840

>I wish I was in China eating Ambrosia Custard and getting paid £150,000 a week to do so

latent baines

WELSH XAVI

>bog sim

>>74171895
they have a little bit, after he turned on them

but they will more when (not if) they drop into the bottom 3

everyone around them, bar leicester is in revival mode

>the city of liverslip

Fucking shocking from Everton, lids.

Not based

Not Muscuar

Not Elite

At all today. Sorry ausbro

>>74171835
>the river Thames

>>74171938
Boro are staying up though?

FUCK SAM

Barkley has to be the worst player in the league for not being able to raise the ball up off the ground. He ALWAYS hit's the first man or the wall.

>John Carver
>Big Sam
>Carving into the Championship
It's pottery

>leeds

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>>74171855

>Leeds
>Forest
>The decade of 1970

>>74172002
>playing for a goalless draw every single match without fail
>b-b-b-b-but they'll stay up!!!

>>74172002
they're defo not safe.. especially as they can't score goals

sunderland and palace look dreadful though.. but only a month ago everyone had swans and hull guaranteed down, so you never know what happens

CAP ARON EINAR

>leeds

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*rings you up*

*swims to safety*

>>74172071
This'll do. Thanks m8.

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PROBLEM, CELLINO?

thank you stoke

WE (Swansea) ARE STAYING UP, WE-ARE STAYING UP

>>74172109
mrs doubtfire's looking pretty rough

*fires Monk*

how could boro sign so many players that are shit in the final third

>>74172160
and hate the only good one

>>74172174
Davies is the only good looking one

>Hartlelpoo

Jeff on suicide watch

>>74172174
>dier
>kane
are these two make-a-wish kids

>>74172174
>Dembele and Wanyama midfield
Unfair

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>>74172190
Cause he's Welsh desu

Good riddance crystal poolace

>so clearly a foul the flag fell apart

>>74172174
Lorleplev 0 - 17 Tottenham Hotspurs

>>74172174
>harry 'mong' kane

>>74172190
us Swansea lads have good genetics

>>74172174
Kane looks like Casey Neistat

Name a player on this planet who poses less of a goalscoring threat than Nathan Redmond

>hard mode: no Bony

>>74172241
Rppney.

>>74172241
sterling

>>74172241
jozy altidore

>>74172241

Zaza

Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lucas, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino

>>74172241
Leon Britton

>>74172241
Sterling, Rooney, Walcott

>>74172241
my mum, shes dead

Anyone got the Liverpool lineup?

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>>74172227

fucking hell, guedioura is dogshit

>>74172265
That's not really fair.

>>74172287
>>74172267

>>74172287
Dunno, they weren't covered in The Sun today

Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lucas, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino.

>>74172287
Here you go:

4-4-3

>pulis dominating a game
>takes off goalscorer for cb
>goes 5atb with 4cbs
>concedes
>now hangning on to draw

>BRIZZLE
AYY LMAO

>Brizzle

Lethal Brizzle

>Bristol Shitty
>In charge of holding onto a lead

>VILLA
#MICKED

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>>74172265
MLS Goals
>Altidore: 28
>Messi: 0
>Ronaldo: 0

What did Ramirez do?

>>74172283
She doesn't count then. It has to be a live person

Fuck thought my bet with Derby was abandoned at half time, is there a stream of this match?

Mignolet
Clyne
Matip
Lucas
Milner
Henderson
Wijnaldum
Lallana
Mane
Coutinho
Firmino

>brucey

>aston villa
>getting back to the premier league
Pick one.

ABWHU LITERALLY SEETHING

>>74171636
Underrated

>>74172379
Can't be ABWHU if no one cares about WHU

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Fucking sick of supporting villa lads

>>74172362
cheers mate

Does anyone know the liverpool line-up?

>>74172326
and then concedes again

>pulisball

>>74172385

CARE ENOUGH TO REPLY, ARE YOU FEWMIN LAD?

>>74172291
>Joe Allen
>good looking

>Ben Davies
>good looking

>Shaun Mcdonald
uhh yeah...

>John Charles
good looking

etc etc, moral of the story is swansea men are good looking like mysef

>>74172227
True this lad. Born in Mount pleasant, have pleasant looks, no secret.

>>74171971
U wot m8?

>moyes
is bradley playing?

What is it with Sunderland fans and clearing out early?

>>74172379
>>74172403
>swedish west ham bandwagoner
Why?

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>>74172265
He led my local team to the MLS finals lad, he's alright

Then again, MLS defending is a meme

>Moyes

>>74172435
how can you bandwagon a team that hasn't won anything?

liverpool-spurs thread: >>74172427

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mfw
>villa

>blunderl4nd

>>74172397
We've all been there mate. I was there when Leicester got relegated to the 1st division for the first time in history and then a decade later we're somehow champions. It gets better.

>>74172432
Absolutely trash tier roads and parking. It takes hours to get out of the area.

>>74172452
it's what david gold asks himself every day how to get people to do

>gain some goal difference by reking CP
>lose it immediately by being rekt by Soufampton

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remember when Liverpool were considered title contenders?

>Blunderland

WAHAHAHAHA

>>74172452

Largest digital screen in europe m8

>>74172498
still gained the gd on palace

Swansea 2 - 1 Southampton
Sunderland 0 - 4 Southampton

Right so Sunderland are getting relegated

>2-0

Feelsgoodman

TAKE THAT ACCRINGTON STANLEY YOU IRRELEVANT KEKS

WE ARE GOING UP WE ARE GOING UP

Happy about the draw with Everton desu. We've played much better than before and if we keep this up, we'll do well against some of the shittier teams like Sunderland

HAND OF GOD
Denied this time.

>>74172505
>ManYoo not sixth

We're going down

big sam's career is over right?

Just phoned the local pub to see if they've got any tables for the Liverpool game, they said they were fully booked though

>>74172505
Remember CRYstal palace were europe contenders

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Why?

pulis's sub paid off afterall...

he's thinking on another plane we are

>>74172537
We always were. The summer transfers absolutely destroyed us. The squad is atrociously poor yet again and 2 points in our first 9 games set the tone for this season.

>Wet Spam

>>74172109
qualiteh

>>74172576
Kind of wish we wouldn't have done well for a bit. All it does is give false hope.

Fucking Wet Spam shitting all over my Super 6

>>74172544

>phoned the local pub
>fully booked

You in some kind of retirement village mate?

>>74172516
It's about time.

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Going to sleep at 4am after watching leeds shit the bed again, should be used to it by now

>back into 9th
Thank you Welsh Xavi

>>74172397
Dont give up lad. Keep the faith.