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/hoc/
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>to post 2 late
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finish this sentence
>the new jersey devils ___________________
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get scored on rags
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>shorks
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>losing to all these shitty leastern teams
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Stone with a based defensive play.
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>>74153101
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Just been drafted by the >canes in my new be a pro in NHL 17
I can't help but feel disappointed
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phlyers killing it
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Avalanche are going to win the Penguins tonight
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>>74153101
like that one u lost to in the scf t. bruins fan
~"You've got some enemys? Good..... That means you stood up for something in you're life." -Drake~
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Reminder if the Laffs fail to make the post-season they will forever be irrelevant
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>>74153113
in NHL 14 there was an interview option where you could pull a Lindros. had to reload several times to get it because the Islels had the 1st overall. dunno if it still exists
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>>74153134
auston... bb
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>>74153142
is there a good hockey game (non simulation) that i can play on my computer? i stopped playing the ea sports games at 08
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>>74153142
It doesn't, sadly
They removed a lot of the "RP"-elements of it the mode
You can't even request a trade, you can sign a new deal after your contract expires, which is 3 seasons in
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>>74153144
He'll regress
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>shorks
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>>74153156
I think there's a NHL 04 mod that has current roster updates and is still active
I've only played 98 and 02 on PC
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>>74153156
no
only simulators, NHL09 was the last one EA made for computers
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>>74153156
I've been searching a lot myself, and I'm pretty certain that it's only EA making NHL games right now
2K gave up some years ago, as their sales were shit compared to EA
Only Hockey games I found for PC is simulation games
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>>74153051
>would be an AHL team without Hall and Schneider
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>>74153205
With that logic, where would that put The avs?
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>>74153163
I' ve played a full QMJHL and a half NHL season and then kinda lost interest and never picked be a pro up again. I just know they really botched it after 14. I'm just playing HUT with an untradeable bronze team when I play NHL now
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>>74153172
i would kill to play that if it was controller compatible
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>>74153211
echl
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>>74153051
will have their time again
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>>74153213
>You HAVE to make your own player in NHL 16 Be a Pro
D R O P P E D
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>>74153213
Well, they put - a lot - of effort into GM mode (franchise mode) this year
Reckon they'll be improving on GM mode for nhl 18 - cause it sure as hell needs a lot of love
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>>74153234
.. reckon they'll be improving on BAP mode for nhl 18*.. god dammit, it's late
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>>74153214
no idea, think this is the official page
http://z15.invisionfree.com/NHL04Rebuilt/index.php?showtopic=1
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Remember playing the hell out of dynasty mode in NHL05
That game really got me into NHL hockey
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>Sens can't leave their zone and take penalties as a result
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for good measure: NHL 98 and 99 and fucking great intros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnOJ8GnheXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkdKksI_Fhk
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>>74153303
Same w/ Leafs right now
F R U S T R A T I O N
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>>74153303
WE DID IT
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>>74153303
PHANEUF WITH A SHORTY
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>>74153303
>He doesn't know that the Snes are as much of a threat to their opponents as themselves on the PK
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>Sens scoring drought is over
>On the penalty kill
>Thanks to Phaneuf
Fucking meme team.
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>rags
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When will >snes stop being bad?
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>>74153332
Helluva a fight from Phaneuf v. Benn
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>Philly
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>>74153357
When will Denmark produce anything of relevancy?
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>Callente Jarnkrok
kek, why are the Preds the best broadcasters?
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>>74153380
>>74153380
>he not a glockenspiel fan
I eat their chocolate like I drink their beer
>en masse
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>>74153380
Lego is more relevant than anything to ever come from Canada
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>Rags
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HAHAHAH >STARS
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>STORS
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MEME MAGIC
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MAKE SENATORS GREAT AGAIN
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>>74153043
I was gonna meme my team, but that's a really nice dinosaur.
>BJ's playing all structured n shit
>Ryan Miller usually does great in Nationwide Arena, so far, same as always
>really, really nice dinosaur
1 - 0, Cuntpucks
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>>74153409
oh fuck that's savage
>maple damn syrup
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>>74153380
Don't be upset mr. Leaf
We're the European Canada - with less immigrants though... and less hockey
but yeh
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GRABNER BY THE PUSSY
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>>74153444
Finnish goaltending
A shit defense
Relying on Seguin and Benn to net 5 points every night
Meme team
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>>74153273
04 did that for me, but i loved all of them from 01-08. 04 was definitely my favorite though. i had the one with heatley on the cover before ea changed it to sakic because of the car accident.
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>>74153452
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE
SCORE GOD DAMNIT REEEEEE IT NEEDS TO BE TIED BY THE END OF THE SECOND
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>>74153455
>no ice niggers
>only Finns
explain
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I get it now. The Sens went on a two games scoring drought so they could channel all their meme magic into tonight's game.
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>>74153043
Islanders will make the playoffs and beat the capitals in the playoffs
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Are Dallas and Ottawa the two most meme teams? That first period was just condensed meme magic.
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>>74153490
I wish flimfam I would be so damn happy
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>>74153484
Finns are a special breed
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>>74153506
Just give the islanders a good defense without hickey, get rid of halak, bring up sorokin, and also dal colle, and hire hitchcock in the offseason. And get a arena near citi field to escape the barclays
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>>74153261
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>http://shop.nhl.com/Hockey_is_For_Everyone
Faggotry that shouldn't be anywhere near our sport.
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>>74153494
>Vancouver
srry, what was the .. uh..
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>>74153487
lets ride this wave all the way to the SCF show me some DUBS
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>>74153535
They'd have to replace the car though should they relocate?
Who'd get the left-behind car?
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>>74153535
Hickey is good though their defense is solid they need a second goalscorer like when they had Okposo
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>>74153539
who cares if you like to suck dicks and play hockey?
Toronto has been playing hockey for years
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>>74153539
They're doing it for virtue signaling. I've seen more anger on FB on those, and everyone hates it. Also, zeeker saying he wants a gay in the NHL made me pissed. There's already one
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>>74153539
>>74153539
THE FUCKGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>74153539
>filename
Haha
and yeh, homosexuals plays soccer and cricket, irrelevant campaign
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>>74153564
Hickey is up and down, but since he has returned, a total of 16 goals in 4 games has come for the islanders.
Lee, chimera, Nelson, and strome all have started to pick up heat, and they could make the playoffs
>>74153552
Give the car to the next coach.
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>>74153478
the hell is up with all the hesitation tonight?
Somebody go be a hero and somebody stuff his rebound. faaaaahk
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E Z
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just give us the cup already
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>>74153539
*you are now thinking of your team making you sodomy sandwich*
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Hello /hoc/ have I mentioned Kevin Hayes is fucking ELITE
thank you Chicongo
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>>74153619
Canucks islanders final?
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which team is objectively the most queer in the nhl?
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>>74153535
Yes
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Ayy, JT Miller too
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>>74153667
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>>74153667
laffs
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>>74153660
Pretty much.
Either that, or the Bolts, another elite team in the NHL.
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>>74153667
Caps
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>>74153667
canada
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HOLY SHIT OWN GOAL EMPTY NET ON DALLAS HOLLLLLY FUCKING SHIT
>AN EMPTY NET
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>>74153675
nice post i think
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>>74153682
But the bolts are at the bottom
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lundpads looking pretty shaky out there
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>>74153569
>virtue signaling
nice buzzword
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>>74153705
Only because they believe in a lanklet as a goaltender and Stamkos got killed.
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>>74153705
>an natural bottom
lol
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>>74153711
Pretty much what it is. The NHL wants to try getting itself into the LGBTQRS stuff, and not too many people like it
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>>74153723
can't imagine why
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Oy vey goyim pay for Fayne ation
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>>74153667
Marner and Matthews are the first openly gay couple in the NHL so Toronto I guess.
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>>74153713
>mfw I went to the killing of the islanders against the bolts in November.
>mfw they're at the bottom and we are fighting for a playoff spot.
At least we haven't been hit by an injury bug.
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If you could have a passionate pooper-spooge with anyone in the NHL, who would it be?
>Me: Subban. I bet sucks toes too.
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>>74153751
Get post Swed... wait.
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>>74153751
What? why?
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juhla-mokka (ID: !!Vm4JOme+U2r)
2017-02-10 01:44:21
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>>74153705
>tfw tampa fires stevie Y
>tfw detroit hires stevie Y
>tfw stevie finally wins that 4th championship
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All that refpuck.
Jesus christ refs you let the stors have 3, I know we scored on them but come on!
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http://www.foxsports.com/nhl/story/new-york-rangers-can-exploit-edmonton-s-management-in-trades-020717
Does fox sports even have a clue?
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I picked the sharks to watch and they're getting btfo so what fucking other one should I watch
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>>74153785
i like you =3
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>>74153797
at least watch the meme goal in the stars sens game.
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>>74153797
No idea. When the Oilers aren't playing, everything seems like shit. I may have jumped the gun on buying booze; oilers don't play until Saturday.
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>>74153825
Oilers are a pretty good team, and I want them in the playoffs. It would be great to see a playoff game in their new arena
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Why do people use the word "DM" instead of "PM" now?
I remember 10 years ago everyone used PM.
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>>74153871
what the hell are you talking about?
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>the city of floyers goaltending
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Holy fuck Cizikas that was ncie
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>>74153878
Just DM'd you.
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>>74153794
"...they have shown a misunderstanding of who contributes on the blueline."
lol did this guy let his kid write this? it's not like the guys that form these trades are trump cabinet members. the fuck is that supposed to even mean??
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>>74153871
It's one of lifes most greatest mysteries
I'm glad you're bringing this up
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>>74153882
Islanders are a good team
GOOD TEAM
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>>74153869
It would be nice to see. I don't think they have a strong playoff team though. It's good for grit in the bottom 6, but the top players don't have enough. I think once they finally get away from the last era (Eberle, RNH, Pouliot, etc) they will be better.
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>>74153881
>triangle Texas
where star?
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Is Michael Grabner elite?
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>>74153886
Pleast don't know what you're doing, but please stop.
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>>74153897
right here
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>>74153894
RNH and eberle are good players. Mcdavid and drai are a very good duo, but cam talbot as the goalie is concerning, but they're defense this year has improved
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>>74153908
Did you just discover the internet a week ago, grandpa?
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>>74153901
No. He's getting a hernia injury soon. That groin of his can't handle that many goals
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>>74153912
that's not jagr
seriously though, is hronek elite?
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>>74153926
show butt pls
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>>74153926
Sorry just don't know Korean gaming memes
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>>74153901
>rags are unironically being carried by michael fucking grabner
surely this can only end well
>>74153943
I'm not czech
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>>74153945
Check your PM ;-)
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>>74153961
Haha, well played
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>>74153960
Yeah, rags will fall in the playoffs. The team is total crap but they manage to win
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no habs thread?
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>>74153981
Do kids in Montreal have to be taught English in school?
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>>74153981
check around ten 0'clock
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>>74153989
Yes.
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>>74153960
carried by the entirety of the Grabner line for that matter. Him, Kevin Hayes and J.T. Miller have been their entire offense of late.
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>>74154000
trips confirm I miss when Grabner was an Isle
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>>74153998
Thank you
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>>74154010
is there another Klown movie coming out? I love that shit
also sports are fun (required to make sports related comment)
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Allez HOP
>>74154021
>>74154021
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Oh look. Sens blew another lead.
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>>74154028
Haha!
There's no new Klown movie coming, yet
The series starts again soon though, late February
I like sports
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 02:13:39
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>7 point in 35 games for Megna
Ah, so that's why HF says he's elite and not shit.
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flyers = fags
prove me wrong
pro-tip: you can't
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>>74154045
watt is Klown?
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>>74154080
>the city of "brotherly" love
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juhla-mokka (ID: !!Vm4JOme+U2r)
2017-02-10 02:16:16
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>>74154045
fuck yes.
I binge watched the entire original series when it was on Hulu a while back.
The US version is really going to be crap I think.
Also, the whip scene is one of the best scenes.
S
Seriously though, how did ottawa blow that lead?
>>74154097
danish TV show
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>Hoffman
Fuck this.
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How do you even let this happen?
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>>74154080
Flyers will begin to choke. Mason a shit and so is simmons
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Reminder that Patrick Kane described last night's game as Chicagos most important game of the season.
Reminder that Minnesota didn't even find them worthy enough to start Dubnyk against. They started Dubnyk against Winnipeg instead
And Chicagos great achievement of this was getting only 1 (one) point closer to Minnesota in the standings of which they are far back from.
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>>74154152
No cups.
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seriously, what is the deal with this Hockey is For Everyone bullshit?
first the caps had that chinese night and now they have that arabic girl drop the puck.
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>>74154188
The caps are probably going to lose. Started to think that Arab girl playing hockey was the first ninja to skate
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>>74154188
you didn't know about the Arabian Knights league, fucking pleb
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>>74154166
Since 1993
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>>74154204
Never. Ever. Never ever.
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>Arabian knights league
Is this for real?
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>>74154188
Im pretty sure shes the same hockey player that is a caps fan from the UAE she plays hockey there and got flown there to meet ovi
Hockey is for everyone desu
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Fucking jackets
I can't believe the regression was this real
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>hockey championship in France this year
are >we going to watch it?
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>>74154194
all they need is that japanese player buffalel drafted from the Katanas and then they can have Ninja vs Samurai on ice.
>>74154232
>she plays hockey there
what, street hockey?
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>>74154232
the sport may appeal to everyone, but thank god the initial investment is too high for niggers
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So are the Isles gonna pull a Penguins and take the cup this year?
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>Preds
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How come the Philly/Maine region doesn't produce good NHLers?
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>Saros busted
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>>74154261
Most likely. It spells more of a 2009 penguins where they had this big hope, lost key members, and lost their coach midway through the season, then took off. If they can get better defense against bottom tier teams, then we can win
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 02:34:47
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that_was_easy.button
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>>74154261
>Isles winning a cup with a Tavares that can't skate and with no first (1st) line quality linemates
BWAHAHAHAAHA
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>>74154259
>http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/uae-womens-hockey-phenom-surprised-trip-capitals-game/
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>>74154261
only if they trade for duchene at the deadline
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>>74154286
>.867
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>>74154250
Kek
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>>74154312
Nah. Get a defenseman like shattenkirk. Duchene could be an option, but he may not mesh in. Maybe filpula could be a good option for veteran experience in the playoffs
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>>74154305
>ninja on ice
Memes can be real
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>>74154305
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT FOG
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It's like the Capitals just decide when they want to score and it happens. This shit is hilarious because they'll pretend to be the Sabres when the playoffs come around.
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>>74154357
Caps are good but when they play the islanders, they turn to shit
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>>74154390
>hockey championship in France this year
Based Cell key man
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nice try shorks... i'm sure you'll win a cup soon... =]
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>>74154405
I don't know how i quoted that.
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>>74154357
Whats wrong with playing like the Sabres?
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>>74154399
Same with the >rags
Same with anyone. The second Flyers switched from Mason to Neuvirth, it was nearly panic mode because they literally couldn't score on him.
Fucking mustered 2 goals on him in 3 games. It was hilarious. They would have lost a 3rd if it wasn't for the whole part where the Flyers are the Flyers.
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Should I buy it?
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>>74154434
This is referring to the playoff series last year or how they've been this season?
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>Red Wings
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>>74154438
fuck no.
just buy a beanie on lids. are they still $12?
>>
>>74154438
Buy a stick and some pucks to a kid instead
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>>74154454
They're expensive here in the states, but I haven't gone since July to a lids.
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>>74154466
>$39
>buy a stick and puck
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>>74154454
>calling a toque a "beanie"
Every time.
>>
What the fuck is the point of regional blackouts?
>>
>>74154510
McMeme and le healthy scratch man
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>>74154529
>>
>>74154286
>>74154314
It hurts.
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>>74154529
TV cable protectionism.
>>
>saros busted
>manlet goalie busts in the age of behemoth goalies
only filthy casuals would be surprised by this
>>
>>74154529
To make you pay anon
>>
>>74154538
>>74154546
>>74154561
So basically "gib shekels for extra channels to watch these games"?
>>
>>74154438
here is a decent toque
https://www.lids.ca/edmonton-oilers-reebok-nhl-cn-lined-cuffed-knit/20912754
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>>74154578
yes, and then they want you to buy it too.
>>
>>74154578
Pretty much. They make you hand over shekels so Bettman can keep the league in his control of shitty sunbelt teams
>>
>Boroshit
Just send him to the AHL and keep Cleasson up until Chabot is ready please.
>>
>>74154594
>>74154595
Damn, that sucks. I just want more hokkei.
>>
>>74154609
>not using lazyman
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>>74154609
It's bullshit if you don't have a TV plan with MSG or fox sports or TSN or NESN. At least you could see a NBCSN game
>>
>divesby
>>
if you use color stick tape you're a retard
>>
>>74154569
>Tfw you will never see manlets do well in the net again
>>
What is /hoc/ listening to right now?
Sub focus-Airplane
Good victory for the islanders
>>
>bought yellow laces back in the day because of Ovie
>still have yellow laces on my skates today
>not a sniper at all
Am I a poser?
>>
>>74154510
i call it a hat. the only 2 canadians i've ever know called it a hat.
>>
>>74154691
Watching the Conjuring 2 because of gay blackouts. This movie pretty much sucks so far.
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>>74154691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOwAvW1CIJs
>>74154705
it's a european thing
>>
>>74154705
Probably. Get white laces you idiot
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>>74154691
Zoltán Kodály - Cello Sonata 2bh
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>WELL I JUST HEARD
>THE NEWS TODAY
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>>74154705
lmao bet you got tinted visor and tuck your jersey in too and cut the sleeves from below elbow
>>
>>74154719
What team you follow?
>>74154723
In the air/10
>>
>>74154727
Me too, oddly enough.
>>
>>74154729
i know someday you'll have a beautiful life
i know you'll be the star
in somebody else's sky
why
whyyy
whyyyyyyyy
>>
bill :^)
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>>74154737
Nah, didn't use a visor. No jersey tuck either. I did have a few practice jerseys cut off at the elbow, though.
>>
>>74154691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY9DHd02OVA
I've no shame
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>>74154691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faEmmCCXMKs
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 03:16:09
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>>74154450
half the people in that picture probably died
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Good try >stors. Thanks for the free goal.
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>putting komarov out in OT
jesus Christ i love the guy but come the fuck on babs
>>
>>74154740
Oilers, but I was watching the Bruins/Sharks. Wanted to watch Habs/Coyotes, but I'm out of region.
>>
ovechkin was paid big money to wear that gay bullshit just so the nhl could have huge contrast between their 2 super stars and so old canadian men could rp about beating the big bad weird russians in red. good ol sid
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>>74154789
lol no
>>
How are the Laffs looking?
>>
>this is what canacucks do in their free time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98-3LnnXmGg
fuck canada and fuck hockey
>>
>>74154787
Sad. But I mean you could stream it possibly?
>>
>>74154804
just lost in OT after playing a pretty solid game
vladdy t with the snipe after being invisible the whole game. damn russians
>>
>>74154824
Terrorsenko is pretty damn good, but he never really goes all out in the playoffs like he should. Same goes for tavares.
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>>74154774
>that tarasenko snipe ot winner
i'm still hard
>>
>ass
>yolks
>criers
>wangs
>preddits
>caskets
>sword bears
>shorts
>laffs
>sturs
>car badges
>>
>>74154837
>expecting the Boos to do anything special in the playoffs
Maybe one day.
>>74154804
Looked like 3 chickens running around wtih their heads chopped off.
>>
>>74154837
at least Tavares has the excuse of not having much help
>>
>that angry bat towards the net
doan is pissed
>>
>>74154853
Before he had okposo and Nielsen, but because of idiocy, they let them go. Frans needs to return to here, but okposo can stay. Never really liked him. Also I miss Matt martin
>>
the nhl might as well be the wwe honestly
>>
>>74153051
Will make nj sports great again
>>
>>74154901
Trump needs to come out into the ice in the middle of a game and beat the shit out of someone.
>>
>>74154901
yes, seeing as both are fucking dog shit now
>>
Avs might be a playoff team if their 1st line could play 60 minutes a night
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>>74154881
all the guys love martin, especially marner
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>>74154923
if they had at least 2 less swedes they would be good
>>
>>74154923
you could say that about literally every team in the league except the sparkle dogs
>>
>>74154923
And if they could stop hitting posts.
>>
>>74154926
martin is def a foot guy
>>
>>74154958
is that because her face looks like it's been stepped on?
>>
Ayy Murray having a really good game tonight
>>
>>74154985
i miss the real murray
>>
>losing to the sparkledogs
nice """team""" you've got there, canada
>>
>>74155072
sparkledogs are good when things go right
>>
>>74154926
I saw her at eaton centre, she was talking really loudly for all 5 minutes i was walking behind her despite people around her staring at her
>>
What the fuck, hasb
>>
>>74154923
>if a team had clones of their best players as the whole team they'd win!
brilliant insight from finland once again
>>
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
55m
No shots on goal for Ovechkin tonight. Think that means Matthews is only player with a shot in every game this year. #torontobias
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>>74155145
I said it to point out just how bad everyone else playing for them is
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>>74155166
Dougie Hamilton has a shot in every game as well, except he was absent for one game.
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>>74155113
Are the habs about to lose to that powerhouse Colorado Arizona road trip?
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>>74155222
Trips speak the truth.
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 04:03:00
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Who can stop /us/?
>>
>showing commercials on the jumbotron
I really hate this
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>>74155222
holy lel
>>
Modano was a better player than Kurri
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>>74155303
>>
>>74155303
t. jere lehtinen
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>>74155303
Maybe close offensively but Kurri was a very good 2 way forward unlike Modano
>>
>>74155231
how can you fuck up that bad?
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>>74155400
Price is a rock. Literally a rock. When he's on, he's fucking on. When he's off, it's like he's a slow kid. He makes saves look easy, but his mistakes make him look like he's just fucking around.
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 04:24:01
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>Crosby has the most points in the league
>15 less games played than McGayKid
huh...
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>>74155462
lmao what the fuck is this
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>>74155312
>SidKay.png
>Kay
lmao youre a gigantic faggot
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>>74155480
White Rangers fans getting beat on by Wayne Simmonds.
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hongcouver relocate when
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Hnnngff
*sweating profusely *
Ungfff
*huge stinking /hoc/ hanging out of my sphincter*
*plop plop*
Ahh much better
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>>74155480
College retardation i guess
unless ure talking about crosby, its nothing for him to be on pace for 106 pts
>>
>>74155495
i used to be this autistic
>>
Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more peepee slapping clips. Fuckin every time this GM steps in the building someone gets his peepee slapped. Murray's fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin Benning have 14 peepee slaps this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Tim "dong destroyer" Murray is pottin 50 peepee slaps in '17 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin slap peepees boys fuck
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>>74155510
>posting plebbit pasta on 4chin
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>>74155518
>he knows it's from plebbit
baka
>>
>buffalo peepee slappers
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>>74155522
pretty obvious my friend
>>
>>74155522
reddit it 100% better than /hoc/ if you want to actually discuss hockey. This general is good for clip art and shit memes.
>>
>jimmy howard still has the best save percent and GAA
what is happening?
>>
>>74155462
Christly fuck, I'd smash that shitcock's head into the railing.
>>
>>74155540
sad but true
didn't always used to be the case though
>>
>>74155328
yeah modano was like duchene or mcdavid
>>
>>74155543
am i the first person to ever respond to one of your posts. i just saw youve been posting really hard for like 3 hours and no one had acknowledged you so i thought id say hey. none of your posts are very good but its cool that you wanna hangout its nbd. have a good one
>>
>>74155598
>first person
lol I been here longer than you
>>
that was really fast lol what a weirdo
>>
>C4rey Price
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 04:49:06
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>>74155563
lmao ok tuff guy
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>>74155621
what the fuck does he think hes doing
>>
CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 04:56:39
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>>74155630
being ghey
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>>74155682
mmm... he daddy
>>
CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs !!DixbxHHKXUr is the worst poster in this general.
Please fuck off.
>>
74155604
>>74155714
samefag
>>
>>74155714
>what is filter
>>
>>74155719
Everyone knows about that samefag.
>>
>>74155714
pretty sure its never going to stop posting m8
>>
>>74155723
How do I do this?
>>74155728
I wish it would
>>
>>74155735
its team is expansion-tier and it's still posting
>>
i want to suck a really pretty trap or tranny's feminine penis and i want the penguins to win another cup
>>
CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 05:10:40
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>>74155754
r u ghey?
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>>74155714
literally been posting the same thing for 8 years
>>
CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 05:20:14
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>cap will remain fixed at $73M next season
top fucking kek
coilers and laffs getting absolutely SHREKTED
draisaitl is gonna demand 5X what he's getting paid rnrn
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>>74155767
i just think it would be kinda hot
>>
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>tfw told you so
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>>74155829
http://www.expressen.se/nyheter/man-domd-for-valdtakt-pa-13-arig-flicka/
What's wrong with Swedish players?
Take Sedins/Eriksson back... PLS!
>>
>he doesn't use a mirrored visor and white skates in his beer league
How to be the amateur's amateur.
>>
>It's a laffs getting laffed on
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>>74155837
You're a rude person.
>>
>>74155869
>ficki ficki x2 13-ariga
>2 manader
???
>>
Are Finland and Sweden at war yet???
I want a snow war.
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>>74155886
This is not /pol/, you stupid /pol/-poster. I hope you won't be able to sleep tonight
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>>74155811
I thought chinks were supposed to be good at math? They have 20 M to work with next season.
Fayne buyout would save an extra 1.22 M
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>>74155901
Never
>>
>losing to East Germany
>>
>>74155917
is sweden the worst hockey nation or is there a worser one
>>
>>74155914
Finland called you bad names. Why not just fight them?
>>
>>74155938
Siblings banter all the time, but you wouldn't fight an actual war with one
>>
>>74155943
Sure we would. We shithoused the South in the 1800s.
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>>74155927
No they are definitely the worst
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>>74155917
>at time when germany was relevant in hockey
feels almost mythical desu
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>>74155917
>>74155927
meh
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>>74155951
But then we had to rebuild The South
>>
hello i have just awoken from a coma and how badly did canada crush usa in the wjcs on home ice?
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>>74155952
>both worser than Czechoslovakia
>a country that doesn't exist any more
>with 72 registered hockey players
>out of a nation of 821
>with no electricity or running water
wew
>>
>>74155951
Fair enough
>>
>>74155957
i miss when germany used to be a big country
what happened
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>>74155957
We will probably never see a relevant German team in the future
>>
>>74155962
We should've Shermaned the entire thing or just given it to Mexico for a bottle of Jarritos. That would've prevented most of today's problems.
>>
>>74155965
Believe it or not, the Canadian kids were crying in defeat to the U.S
They were inconsolable
>>
>>74155977
Hell no. We need lebensraum and a continent sized country. Lets give it another hundred years to see if they become civilized
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>>74155972
Germany runs the EU. Canada can barely run itself.
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>>74155973
yeah, that's never happening again. too bad though, wouldn't mind seeing more countries get good at hockey
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>tfw parents couldn't afford to put me in organized hockey as a kid
>never got a chance at playing hockey
>could have been the next crosby
anyone else suffering from this as well
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>>74156018
did you drop the i in run
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>>74156058
>could have been the next crosby
rly mde me thnk
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>>74156058
>parents could afford it
>they didn't want to because they didn't want to wake up early on weekends
>they wonder why i don't talk to them anymore
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Oilers will win the cup
Check em
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 06:17:05
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gud naight
>>
>>74156058
I could have been top tier but I'm slow.
Fucking A+ fundamentals though
>>
>>74155543
The condensed schedule and new equipment is making it both
A. more uncomfortable for goalies
B. more defensive lapses
Although a lot of players weren't going to maintain a .940, there's so many all star goalies struggling that its beyond just "slumps"
>>
>>74156058
>look up player's age today
>same as me
>>
>>74156058
>Parents: brown
>Put in soccer with the rest of loos
>Hated it
>Parents kept me in it for weekly exercise
>Never practiced cause I was too busy playing street hockey or vidya
>Bad
>Parents would get mad at me for being bad
Some grade A parenting went on in my house
>>
1. Bäckström: 57 (16/41)
>2. Granlund: 48 (15/23)
3. Wennberg 44 (10/34)
4. Karlsson: 44 (8/36)
>5. Laine: 43 (23/20)
6. Hedman: 42 (7/35)
7. Zetterberg: 39 (12/27)
8. Johansson: 38 (18/20)
>9. Koivu: 38 (16/22)
10. Backlund: 38 (15/23)
11. Steen: 37 (11/26)
12. Nylander: 36 (14/22)
13. Arvidsson: 35 (15/20)
14. Silfverberg: 34 (16/18)
15. Forsberg: 34 (15/19)
16. H. Sedin: 34 (11/23)
17. Hörnqvist: 34 (17/16)
18. Rakell: 32 (22/10)
19. Rask: 32 (13/19)
>20. Filppula: 32 (7/25)
>21. Aho: 31 (16/15)
22. Klingberg: 31 (8/23)
>23. Ristolainen: 31 (4/27)
24. D. Sedin: 30 (12/18)
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>>74156242
You don't deserve to play hockey. You have no honor or respect to your elders. Shame.
*spits*
>>
>>74156058
>classmate is currently tearing it up with kessel and Malkin
Feels bad man,
>>
>>74156058
>tfw had single parent
>somehow put me in hockey
>always had used gear until highschool
>got a newish car and goalie pads for my 16th
>got surprised with some brand new CCM skates and a beer season paid for for my 21st
My mum is absolutely the best
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>>74156436
>a guy from my platoon during conscription is now brother in law with Peter Forsberg
>>
TFW Benched Bergeron for Sam fuckin Gagner. Why do i always fall for Gagner when he goes on a streak and disbelieve that Bergeron is as good as his reputation leads him on to be?
>>
>>74156582
because gagner had an eight point night several years ago
>>
Does Giroux speak fluent French?
>>
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>>74156375
>>74156375
>>74156375
Greatest swede of all time.
>>
>>74156817
ovibabby
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>>74156825
Takes a little mire than that to be 3rd in scoring
>>
I saw Jesse Puljujarvi at a grocery store in Edmonton yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>
The movie Goon is absolute dogshit and people here only pretend to like it because it has to do with hockey.
Admit it and get it over with
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>>74156888
i dont pretend to like it.
though i do like it only because its about hokkei
>>
>>74156919
Guy looks kinda "rapey"
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>>74156926
I APPRECIATE YOUR QUESTION
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>>74156888
The actual hockey parts are fantastic
>>
me so hungy
>>
>>74157038
Go eat breakfast. Pekka
>>
>rags
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>>74157038
Sames, I haven't eaten in two days but I'm saving my hunger for tonight because I'm going to my parents house to look after their doggo for the weekend. Gonna get high and eat literally everything they have. In other news
>2 games on a fucking friday after a 68 game thursday
GOOD JOB NHL
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>>74157038
eat a dick, homo
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>>74156888
>>74156925
>>74157030
>wow you sure are a pretty lady do you have a boyfriend i'd really like it if he punched me in the face
>>
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>there are people on this planet that actually believed the Blow Jackets were actually a cup contender
Bamboozled.
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>>74157810
The romantic storyline is fucking gay and unnecessary
but its a fun movie
also the guy who does and says disgusting vulgar things should be shot from the movie and in real life
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Are there any cucks in the NHL or is this a mans sport?
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>>74157830
theres few
bernier, the swedes, andrew shaw the gay ambassador and some i cant think
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>>74157832
>bernier
What do you mean, Pekka? That a metaphorical cuck or legit raising another mans kid cuck?
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>>74157835
metaphorical cuck of course.
real cucks dont exist, its a meme ya dip.
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>>74157840
>Russell wilson is literally raising Futures child
>Real cucks dont exist
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>>74157829
>the guy who does and says disgusting vulgar things
he's the writer
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>>74157850
cant stand that cunt
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>>74157840
>real cucks dont exist
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>>74157840
>real cucks dont exist
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>>74157866
call him cuck one more time, i dare you
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>>74157840
>real cucks dont exist
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SWEDISH GROUND FORCES SEEN ADVANCING INTO NORTHERN FINLAND
OPERATION SPOLA FINNARNA HAS BEGUN
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Just looked out my window and dont see anything
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>>74157944
Camouflage.
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>>74157936
>SWEDISH GROUND FORCES
All three of them?
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>>74157954
>compulsory military service
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>>74157973
a best
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Reminder the Sabres will be wacking all your pee-pees soon so get ready for a real hard wacking
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>>74158021
willy wackers would be a p good hoki club name
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>>74158035
>mfw Winnipeg gets bought out by shitposters and becomes the Winnipeg willy wackers
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>>74158040
kek, WWW
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>>74157973
We're bringing conscription back now though
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>>74157973
>his daddy just HAD to visit Vietnam
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>>74158048
>you will never experience the supreme low effort /hoc/ shitposting of simply spamming WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Just kys me now
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You now remember Cam Barker
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>>74158256
Who is the most "I remember him" player and why is it Eric Daze?
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>>74158256
why?
he wasn't even good enough for the coilers
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>>74158279
I don't know, I feel kind of dazed about the subject tbf
>>74158283
For old times' sake
God bless hockey
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>>74158300
God bless hokkii
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hokkei
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>>74158374
>>74158394
Well posted my friends
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>>74158462
What did she mean by that?
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>>74158494
She means that she wants to get her eggs fertilized by one of the players on the ice fäm.
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>>74158462
>kongs
>one ice presence is latino
pottery
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>>74158547
Would boink her, no ragrets
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How does /hoc/ feel about the NWHL?
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>>74158836
>rags
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>>74158836
should hurry up to go bankrupt and merge with the CWHL
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>>74158858
are cwhl players paid? who pays for facilities/equipment?
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>>74158836
I mean, 4 teams
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>>74158872
>4 teams
>all of them make the playoffs
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>>74158858
>5 teams
>NWHL has 4
Bankruptcy or no, I could see them merging and forming a permanent league.
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>>74158836
I wish they put more of an effort into being a league. I like women who play hockey and I think they deserve a stage to play it on
as it stands, they make like 30k a year (Barely enough to go full time), which was cut in half this season, their 2nd season as a league.
also, having only 4 teams is pretty pathetic.
All in all, it needs way more investment. They're playing in local rinks with no seating.
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>>74158882
and also women just need to step their game up. every league should be co-ed, I just doubt women would be able to get as far as the AHL
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Will his next contract be $6,000,000?
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>>74158836
>a team literally called Whales
At least they're not lying to themselves.
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>>74158872
You can't just start a league with ten, you need to work up to it.
WNBA started with a handful and is now at 12 and going strong 20 years in.
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>>74158882
>They're playing in local rinks with no seating.
Well if they could fill those arenas..........
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>>74158900
the name of the team is, Connecticut Whale
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>>74158922
>WNBA started with a handful and is now at 12 and going strong 20 years in
Yes but who the fuck gives a shit about womens sport anyways except fucked up tarts and apologist men.
The only decent womens sports are when they are scantily clothed, and even then no one really cares about the results.
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Can someone explain in simple terms to a thick britbong how to get around NHL blackouts?
The national sports channel here in the UK plays 15 NHL games a week and all the playoff games. I want to watch them live. I've tried the un-locator free week, but it only worked once and all the other times the blackout still stood.
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>>74158964
Just go to /r/Lazyman and use that, all the other faggots use it here as well even if they pretend that they don't visit r3ddit ever.
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>>74158959
curling is an exception to this
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 03:44:09
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>>74158959
>females are inherently useless unless I can see their tits
This is why you have no friends.
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>>74158977
Womens curling is basically NEETs drooling over what is perceived as "pure" girls. Fact of the matter is that they could be worst sluts in the block but all that matters is that they appear pure.
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SEE ME WALKING, SEE ME CRAWLING
SEE MY FUTURE, SEE A DEAD MAN
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>>74158988
Delete
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Refugees welcome
Go leafs go
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>call Kipshit a gook
>get b&
Whew really makes me wonder who could be behind that
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>>74159032
>setting a good example
HOW DARE YOU
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>>74159065
what a cute pupper
im glad to see he remained a loyal fan through the relocation period
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>>74155811
How fucking retarded are you? Even the most filthy of casuals could see the leafs cap situation going forward is good.
Of all the teams you could've mentioned, jesus. The sad part is you're not even being ironic. You are really that fucking retarded
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>>74159032
>Prairie nigger thinks his backwater hovel didn't allow refugees
Kek
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>>74159032
>some well off girl from the UAE is a refugee
What did you mean by this?
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>>74159072
keep signing up those meat and tater players to 5mil+
>laffs
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>>74159072
>paying Phil Kessel $4.5M a year to win a 2nd cup
>good
hahahahahahaha
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>>74159120
>5mil+
>there's literally only one skater on the roster earning 5mil
>being this much of a retarded filthy casual
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>>74159130
>4.5
What value does a gook have if she's not even good with numbers?
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>>74159171
>screenshot shows one skater on active roster earning 5m
Kek you are one retarded cunt
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>>74159196
you are the one putting all these restrictions anon
the laffs are paying multiple players 5mil+
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-10 04:29:37
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>>74159171
laffs fags are fucking retarded
they don't even know their own team and don't even watch hockey
they have 0 (ZERO) hockey knowledge
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>>74159065
Looks like a filthy casual to me.
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>>74159200
>he's such a retarded casual he doesn't know Horton and lupul are out of hockey and on ltir
That's like thinking Chris Pronger is relevant to arizona's cap
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>>74159229
its just proof that the laffs have a long storied history of signing up potato players to shit contracts, i never tried to claim anything you fucking retard
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>>74159247
anything different*
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>>74159247
You said keep signing players to 5m contracts when they currently have 1 5mil player on the roster
You are that fucking retarded
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>>74159259
so because those guys got injured they dont represent shit contracts the laffs have on the books?
you are fucking braindead
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>>74159252
Also not that they're even relevant but Horton was signed by CBJ and Lupul was signed by a previous regime
Current Regime has only signed one player to a 5m contract
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>>74159264
The current leafs roster has 1 player earning 5mil, how hard is this for your retarded casual self to understand?
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>>74159264
I hate the laffs as much as the next guy, but you're being retarded. Those contracts have pretty much no bearing on the team's cap and only costs a billion-dollar franchise some paltry buckarinos.
All that being said - fuck the laffs, go 'Lels.
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>>74159268
>only 1 player is earning $5M when the moon is full over the Rio Grande on October the 15th at 9:34pm so only 1 player is getting paid $5M
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>not putting crushed juniper berries in your rendeer stew
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>>74159306
>juniper berries instead of lingonberries
shiggy
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>>74159276
im well aware how ltir works, which is why I never brought up the cap at all.
just reminding these braindead laffers there management is historically terrible at signings
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>>74159302
shut your cunt mouth faggot
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>>74159309
>not both
Lingonberries are a given. Are you a simpleton?
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How much money do you think the NHL will lose once it loses it's concussion lawsuit?
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>>74159312
You posted a retarded response to a discussion about the cap and were proven wrong yet you still keep posting. What an autist you are
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>>74159332
>2 different type of berries
didnt know you were celebrating something
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>>74159312
laffs fans should be rounded up and gassed, then shot and grounded up into dust
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>>74159339
>proven wrong
actually you just keep moving the goalposts to suit yourself
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>>74159312
If it doesn't impact the cap what the fuck is even your point? Do you have any idea how much money the leafs have?
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>>74159350
>two different berries with two different flavor profiles
How is this a strange thing? They both add their own unique flavors
Well, I guess I could be celebrating that it's weekend now
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>>74159368
THAT THE LEAFS SIGN PLAYERS TO SHIT CONTRACTS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING READING COMPREHENSION AT ALL YOU FUCKING INBRED
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>responding to tripfags
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NEW in a few more
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>>74159376
Oh right the leafs are the only team in the NHL who has signed bad contracts. Good point anon.
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>>74159356
The Leafs have one 5 mil contract on their roster
The ltir contracts are not relevant to the discussion from a cap standpoint, in addition to not even being linked to the current regime. Neither facet of your argument holds any weight.
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>>74159381
kippers doesnt count
>responding to animeposters
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Forgot the link, so fuck me, right?
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>>74159377
>>74159377
>>74159377
>>74159377
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>>74159384
that is right
start fucking back pedaling you little bitch
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>>74159386
now who is the retarded filthy fucking casual
>laffs
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>>74159397
>coilers autist wants to discuss bad contracts
>who is Pouliot
>who is RNH
>who is Eberle
>who is Lucic
The difference is all of those players are on the current roster eating valuable cap space. Nice management there bud.
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>>74159415
good thing im not a coilers fan then faggot
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>>74159419
lmao I totally believe you
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>>74159431
believe whatever you want faggot, its already quite clear you are delusional
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>>74159414
Except I clearly stated there's only one skater on the roster earning 5 mil. >>74159136
The entire argument was about skaters, the "meat and tater players" as you so moronically referred to them.
You're only objecting to this now that your main argument's been BTFO
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>>74159475
>The Leafs have one 5 mil contract on their roster
no you made an absolute statement here, no backpedaling you way outta this one retard
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>>74159489
That post was the first post I made in response to your retarded post you fucking moron. The whole conversation was centered on skaters.
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>>74159496
>has to move the goalposts everytime he is wrong
>still calls me retarded
>laffs
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>>74159520
I'll reiterate this for you since you are this fucking moronic.
Your initial post clearly referred to "meat and tater players", i.e. skaters. I responded >>74159136 clearly saying there's only one 5 mil skater on the roster.
You then replied to me over and over, had your argument BTFO, then as a last resort proceeded to change the parameters of the conversation which up til that point you had not brought up.
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>>74159536
>>74159536
except I never specified that they had to be fucking roster players, YOU were the only to say that having to move the goalposts to suit your retort
you are the one trying to convince me that the laffs have never signed a shitty contact worth 5mil+, which is 100% false
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>>74159554
Your initial post said "keep signing meat and tater players to 5mil+ contracts".
My argument was very clear: there's only one 5 mil skater on the roster. When you brought up the LTIR it was pointed out to you not just by me, but also by a Coilers fan that those are irrelevant from a cap standpoint. Not only that, but Horton wasn't even signed by the Leafs, and Lupul was signed two regimes ago. As I said before, both facets of your argument don't hold any weight.
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>>74159572
I posted those as examples of shit fucking 5mil+ contracts on the laffs payroll, which they are ltir or not
which "regime" signed them is irrelevant
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>>74159603
You posted them trying to refute my statement that there was only 1. However, what you're still not understanding is that's not actually a refutation due to those contracts 1) not being relevant to the cap especially not for a billion dollar franchise 2) one of them given out by CBJ and one of them given out by a different management team.
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>>74159625
so you actually fucking believe the leafs have never in their history signed a contract worth 5mil+ to a potato player
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>>74159650
Your post said "keep signing" which implies they've done so recently and are going to keep doing so.
I'm not ascribing the weaknesses of prior regimes to Shanahan, when he has done a good job so far and hasn't given out that kind of bad contract since he joined the team in 2014.
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>>74159663
now you that cant refute the actual point of my statement, so you will move goalposts yet again to suit your retort
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>>74159673
Your whole argument just isn't relevant to the Leafs as currently constructed. If they actually had a bunch of 5mil meat and tater players on the roster then you'd have a case.
But they don't. I'm not sure why that's so hard for you to understand.
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>>74159689
if it isnt relevant why are you still fucking responding to me
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