>>74148332
LMAO is that dog even a real dogtor?
First for Connor "God Himself" McDavid.
>>74148332
silly dog
>>74148338
God dammit
>>74148332
Wild voittaa cup
>>74148365
hi /gg/ poster
Sum up >your team's season so far in one pic/gif.
>related
gonna be 18 inches of snow. my boss told me to stay home already so i guess i'll get drunk and eat food and watch old highlights from when the bruins weren't bad today
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6zTF1yR9L (embed)
>you will never know this feel
>>74148371
what is /gg/?
>>74148371
no that's me
>>74148380
gay general
hokkei when
>>74148372
Replace the half-life logo with the laffs
The girl representing a 3rd period win
Gotta love the laffs in the 3rd period
>>74148388
for me, on the east coast of the us, about 8 bongs and half a bing
>>74148372
>>74148398
Fun fact: Time actually moves at the same rate in all timezones
How may I assist you?
>>74148372
>>74148434
actually, hockey starts at 7pm today. 7pm doesn't happen at the same time in every place, so some people will have to wait longer for it be time for hockey. nice try, though.
>>74148446
I wish that was the case, It'd be hoki time in a hour
>>74148372
>>74148458
what time is it in finland?
Alright come on now, you're going to expect me to believe he cant produce the numbers he did because Saad and Sharp left?
>>74148478
Time in finland isn't linear. It's a circle.
17:59
>>74148479
sharp is a pigeon and saad is a good-bad-team player
>>74148481
ah. so what time is it?
>>74148488
it's all the time and every time.
>>74148481
a flat circle?
>>74148458
Euro hoki tuur Finland-Russia in 30 bings
>>74148495
spiral out, keep going
>>74148497
might watch because of Haapala.
>>74148497
>10 players that have or had played in Tappara
A FUCKING AXE
who can stop them?
who is the new england patriots of finnish hockey league?
>Mikael Granlund became a professional after playing with Selänne in Sotshi
jesus fucking christ how is this guy a professional hockey expert??
>>74148533
Kärpät probably.
>>74148534
i forgot this is t.Pierre McGuire
>>74148519
>>74148519
New arena and Tappara in KHL fucking when
>>74148574
>new arena
2021
how young do kids start skating and getting scouted?
i wanna make calls and be sure my wife's son is ready to impress.
let the coach fuck your wife
guaranteed your wife's son will be named a generational talent and capture all the scouts attention
>>74148625
Start your wife's son off early, like age 4. Probably won't get scouted until Bantam/Midget, unless he's really fucking good.
Good luck with your cuckolded existence, lad.
>>74148654
>>74148650
thanks m8s
>>74148625
remember not to start weight training too soon because it might hinder his height growth.
>>74148650
kevin westgarth was married to some guy's daughter who donated a bunch of money to the hurricanes org when they were first starting out, which is basically the only reason he got into the league.
>>74148676
yes that's one thing i know well. weight training should start right as puberty starts to peak, 14~ or so. kids that start lifting in jr are miles ahead in physique of those that wait til high school
>>74148519
0-10 shutout loss incoming.
>>74148332
lame OP
2/10
>>74148409
>the Arvidsson goal in that game
>>74148693
Fuck off, weeb.
>>74148614
Well shit, how did I manage to miss that. It's even right next to the cyka blyat church so ruskies would feel right at home visiting
>>74148722
how will you ever get them to leave?
>>74148734
By #rekting them 10-0 and making them cry
i hope alex khokhlachev comes back from the khl now that his enemy claude julien has been fired, the bruins still own his nhl rights and he deserves a real shot. was good under cassidy in providence
>>74148722
future finland looks mukava as fugg rehellisesti
>>74148711
"no"
>>74148739
cheeky
>>74148743
Beats what's there currently at least
>>74148758
O-ok...
>>74148711
>50 cent
>coilers
WTF I hate the oilers now.
>>74148781
Even that looks comfy, looks like a city minnesota
>>74148804
I don't know whatcha heard about me
But a Finn can't get a draft pick outta me
No good players, no stars, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin P-I-M-P
>>74148824
now that you point it out it looks pretty much like duluth. woah
>>74148832
breddy gud but i'd change the last line
>dat finn's a mudafuggin b-u-s-t
>>74148837
yeah exactly, or add a river and it looks like parts of Minneapolis
>>74148842
Fucking rekt, the entire country of Finland in suicide watch.
>>74148853
hoc bantz album when?
>>74148851
>add a river
Like the one going right through the city?
>>74148837
What are you talking about? way too flat
>>74148851
And subtract the lake/ocean?
>>74148925
downtown and canal area at the bottom of the hill are flat. not as dramatic but you can see the hills in binland's pic
Wish someone would concuss Laine, his play has been downright embarrassing since returning
>>74148837
>it looks pretty much like duluth
finlan BTFO
FUCK THA SEDINS COMIN STRAIGHT OUTTA OWEN SOUND
A YOUNG CANUCK GOT IT BAD CAUSE HE BROWN
>>74148928
I can see where I broke my collarbone in that pic
plz delete
>>74148939
he needs to score on his own goalie again, and get his confidence back
you talk shit online but wouldn't do that IRL you fat manlet virgins
pic related me and my 5/5 gf
>>74148975
Me on the left
>>74148975
does laine also bang his sister like nylander does?
>>74148975
he's def a foot guy. and she has problems with body image especially about being fat, she was prob fat when she was little, covers her mouth like that cause it means shame to her also cause she sucks that mongoloid willy
>>74148900
>Like the one going right through the city?
original picture showed no river you fucking sperggoloid
>>74149030
or she wears braces for her snaggly teeth
>>74149030
>I have never talked to a girl before
>>74149060
just got off the phone with my mother actually dumbass
>>74149068
how is she doing?
>>74149087
fine. she's bringing me a bunch of food later. :) gonna eat it with the game (hockey)
Someone's year lads
>>74149106
it's going to be the blackhawks and the penguins
>>74149115
>>74149115
DEE
LEET
THIS
>>74148722
nice
>>74149115
Should I bet on Finland or Russia?
>>74149115
>Redditcucks and Memeguins
The Redditcucks literally described last night as the biggest game of their season.
Meanwhile the Wild didn't deem them important enough to play Dubnyk
They played Dubnyk against Winnipeg instead kek
>>74149136
line ups?
>>74149125
Thanks
>>74149136
Finland was pretty good in the 1st period, better kerroin also
>>74149157
Damn I have never seen the Aurora Borealis like THAT!
Art Ross: mcdavid or crosby
Hart: mcdavid
Ted Lindsay: burns
Rocket: Probably Ovechkin (close)
Vezina: dub
>>74149140
i appreciate your earnestness and your naivety due in part to how new you are to both the sport and this general (something i gleaned from your heavy insistence on letting us know you have an aversion to the website reddit), but as any goy worth his salt knows, the stanley cup final will undoubtedly feature the chicago blackhawks and the pittsburgh penguins
>>74149220
lol fag
Can I please have some (You)'s?
Want to impress my wife
>>74149231
is she qt
post pics pls
>>74149106
WILD ystävät
>>74149231
doe sshe have feet
>>74149239
Highly doubt she'd approve of that to be fair
Shes got great tits and is blonde
>>74149248
Yes, she's very fortunate
>>74149231
I want to impress your wife too
>>74149254
2017 is a odd year so
SCF is
Edmonton Oilers vs Montreal Canadiens
Leafs collapse in the second round against the habs
Caps get killed by the habs in the ECF after facing the pens
McDavid carry his team to the SCF
David Desharnais scores the GWG in the 3rd overtime in game 7 in Montreal
>>74149231
>>74149231
might as well
>>74149254
>>74149261
delete pls
>Laine's going to be better than Ovi, j-just w-watch xD
Ovi was never relegated to the 4th line not even as a rookie
>>74149292
who is the best Norge hokkei player?
>>74149293
B-but the (you)? :(
>>74148975
5/5 girls don't cover half their face in photos.
>>74149292
>>74149260
>>74149254
>>74149248
>>74149239
Thanks for the (You)'s /hoc/
my wife is very impressed
>>74149282
'no'
>>74149307
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bj%C3%B8rn_Skaare
>>74149220
>naivety
>amerilards in charge of spelling
>>74149219
Mcdavid is not winning the hart, sorry. He might win the art ross though.
>>74149282
Coilers fans went from the basement to Delusion City real quick eh?
>>74149308
I take that back
Thanks for the (You) swede-friend!
>>74149282
I think you mean McDavid scores the OT winner in game 7. Other than that, looks good.
>>74149308
NILS OLAV
I
L
S
O
L
A
V
>>74149302
He played with Chris Clark and Dainius Zubrus as a rookie that's basically 4th line tier :^)
>>74149282
>>74149287
>>74149219
Art Ross: Crosby
Hart: Crosby
Ted Lindsay: Crosby
Rocket: Ovechkin
Vezina: Dubnyk
Norris: Burns
Jack Adams: Tortorella
Selke: Koivu
Calder: Matthews
---
Conn Smythe: Backstrom
>>74149340
You're welcome, and thank you :)
>>74149342
Good post
>>74149176
Russia scored.
>>74149358
The only way the caps are winning the cup is if Holtby wins the conn smythe.
>>74149351
Yeah that was a shit team, but he was not a 4th liner in TOI
Laine was last game and will be for the rest of the season LMAO
>>74149357
>Canada is only marginally older than their cup drought
lel
>>74149351
>not looking at actual TOI
Laine was a 4th liner in TOI last game and will be for the rest of the season LMAO
>>74149370
>>74149379
nah he ain't gonna stick at 4th line Maurice forgave him already
just like him wheeler and scheifele being benched for a period earlier this season it's a wake up call he'll get another shot
>>74149368
Holtby is good but he's not the main driver of that team's success
hello whens cricket?
>mfw phagoof refuses to waive his NMC for the expansion draft
>>74149334
Mcdavid is more important to his team than Crosby is to his hart should not go to best player but most valuable player for his team
>>74149419
Burns is going to win the Hart this season
:)
Dreger: "I think that Bergevin is really reluctant to include McCarron in any trade package..."
>reluctant to trade someone who still hasn't become a full time nhler in his d+4 season
>Its been a year since the Leafs traded Dion Phanuef
>>74149424
I hope he does. I think he'll get the ted Lindsay for most impressive and mcdavid for hart for being most valuable for his team. That makes more sense
>>74149431
To be fair
Both Marner and Matthews are pretty ugly
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PReim0Axt4
Any NHL players who are hilarious to follow on social media?
>>74149485
Ben Scrivens
>>74149485
leluongo has made some good tweets
that's it though
>>74149485
Luongo but his humor isn't 4chan humor, it's more reddit. And I don't mean that insulting in any way like normally used here
>>74149476
>>74149497
tbf I don't think any well-adjusted person is going to be showing off 4chan humor on their public twitter account.
>>74149488
>>74149491
>>74149497
Thanks guys
Always the goalies being weirdos lol
>>74149504
I started to and my friend level in the last 4 years has dropped to basically zero
If I posted some reddit shit I'd get like half a dozen likes and retweets. 4chan shit I just look like an asperger
two thousand and seven teen
>>74149391
I'd argue he's the most important piece.
Any Greek bums in this thread?
I'm gonna kick your ass.
>>74148372
>>74149106
SNES
>>74149547
That high-octane offense + Trotz system and team D could go far even if Holtby is average
>high-octane
>>74148372
>>74149106
Only 3 of these have a chance to win in the next few years
>>74149630
That high-powered offense
>>74149534
do you think his teammates in belarus make fun of him for being a fag lover?
But there's another key factor at play, and it's one the league won't want to acknowledge: Nobody is tanking this year. In years where there was a Connor McDavid or Auston Matthews waiting at the top of the draft, some teams were willing to take a knee on the season, and plenty more joined them as soon as things started to go bad. But with apologies to Nolan Patrick, a top pick in this year's draft doesn't carry anywhere near the same value. And so far, nobody's in any hurry to join the Avs and Coyotes in a race to the bottom.
>crapalanche
>sparkledogs
>tanking when it's not even worth it
>>74149534
This screenshot with the cursor triggers the fuck out of me.
>>74149650
He's lucky he's in Belarus, if he was living just a little bit more to the East he'd be dead lmao
>>74149652
Thats the funny part though they aren't even tanking. They just fucking suck and can't do anything about it.
>>74149254
Whats with the jew helping denmark there?
>>74149652
>McDavid's draft year
>Eakins coaching the Oilels
>fucking terrible for the first half of the year, as usual
>Eakins fired, Todd Nelson replaces him
>team goes ~0.500 the rest of the year
>desert doggos, laffs and cololrado purposely tank and trade NHL players for nothing
>'Lels win the McDavid lottery anyway
Sweet justice. Smell >our nuts.
>>74149657
:^)
fixed it just for you though
Nolan Patrick might not be that good relative to other 1st overalls but I would still hate to see tampon bay win him
they would've been a playoff team if stamkek was healthy
>>74149575
B A S E D K I W I
>>74149671
>team goes ~0.500 the rest of the year
.500 doesn't mean shit in today's league retard.
>>74149652
>tanking
Golyshev dabs
KEK what a fucking faggot this guy is
wonder what his teammates think of him stooping this low for shekels
>>74149712
Who the fuck cares?
Based Kivi bashing the u-20 team players for individualism and not obeying coaches. I agree, even if the coach's plan sucks the players have to keep their mouth shut and give their best effort.
>>74149712
Respect the social media hustle. Free money.
>>74149712
i bet he fucks it
So we agree that 2003 was the GOAT draft year?
>>74149759
Crosby's is the best by default because he's the best hockey player
>>74149759
I could see 2015 being an amazing one in a few years but yeah 2003 was fucking loaded.
>>74149759
so far
2015 could challenge
>>74149690
It means they weren't actively tanking for McDavid, slapnuts. They were just so fucking bad during the first half, that they were able play mediocre hockey down the final stretch and still take McDavid away from the teams that were trying to lose games.
You silly cunt.
>>74149781
>moving the goalposts
>being this much of a filthy casual
.500 hockey is not good no matter how much you want it to be lmao
>>74149759
Last year imo
top 4 was incredible
>>74149823
>>74149830
Fixed that
2015 is looking pretty nuts already
>McMeme
>Eichel
>Marner
>Werenski
>Aho
>Hanifin
>Rantanen
>Konecny
>>74149830
honestly forgot who went #3 for a sec
>>74149823
You mean 2015 right? McDavid, Eichel, some bust and Marner? That's a legit top 4. That might be one of the best top 4 we have seen in a long time.
>>74149847
>missing Provorov
Come on m8
>>74149862
ah shit I knew that list was looking a tad small
>>74149848
how could you forget such a night
https://youtu.be/d5R6DaaHSL8
>>74149908
Bulju bringing the bantz
>>74149815
>missing the point this badly
wew lad
>>74149671
they got th 30th overall for Vermette though. And he even resigned after
>>74149815
>tfw habs went 13-1-1 to start the season and are now 17-16-7 and are still in first
fucking atlantic division, whichever wild card they draw will easily be as good, if not better than them. what a fucking joke
>>74149231
its a bit late denmark, but I wanted to show my support
Y HOC DED?
>>74150210
because of bustin' buljus
>>74150234
You're gonna feel really foolish when he's flying around on McDavid's wing and is top 15 in points next year.
>>74150253
youll be lucky if he ever tops 15 total points in a season
>>74150266
I'll let that slide this time, but that was incredibly rude.
SOON
>>74150284
>>74150297
Hit the showers, Mitchy boy
>>74150210
Vegas?
>>74150292
Best
>>74150292
>solid shorts
>tri-colour jersey
why
>>74150253
>next year
He has a lot of work to do for that to happen
Why the fuck are Adidas eliminating 3rd jerseys?
>>74150422
Have a wild guess
To WPG:
Tuukka Rask
David Krejci
To BOS:
Dustin Buffalin
Joel Armia
Problem?
>>74150451
Lmao no. The ruins would want Trouba not fucking fat ass buff.
>>74150422
they will bring them back in a couple of years for ultimate marketing effect
>>74150451
Mkaes absolutely no sense for both teams to make that trade
>>74150451
value is awful for both teams really but bombston overvalues both of those players and altho winterpeg prob makes the poffs with rask who has a bottom ten d in front of him, wpg sucks at playing d this season too despite the players they have on the backend. i could see something with rask to wpg for morrissey and picks, but boston would have to retain salary. anyways youre being stupid on purpose for the yous but im starved for hockey talk
>>74148393
>the leafs are 20-1-7 when leading going into the 3rd
>>74150451
Awful, absolutely awful for Boston. Their backup goalies are all piss poor compared to Tuukka. Byfuglien is worthless in defensive zone and is getting up there in age to boot.
Krejci is a proven playoff warrior and a middle6 C, and while I like Armia as a player he probably isn't as good, but has a cheaper contract and is younger.
>>74150451
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING TYPING THIS OUT
>>74150422
Same reason Reebok did
To ARZ:
David Pastrnak
Brandon Carlo
1st round pick 2017
1st round pick 2018
To BOS:
Oliver Ekmin Larson
Discrepancy?
>>74150489
so they are 5-16-3 when behind going into the third
sounds like that other another hit the nail on the head with his analogy
>>74150491
>mongol makes the only sensible reply to that post
wew lads we are at the end times
>>74150451
Oh shit nigger what were you thinking
>>74149358
>Dubnyk
No
>Backstrom
No
>>74150518
Desert dogs take that and run to their new home in Xeattle
>>74149358
>Calder: Matthews
"no"
It'll be marner my man, make my words
To TBL:
Connor McDavid
Darnell Nurse
To EDM:
Nikita Kucherov
Ben Bishop
Drouin
Complaints to file?
To MIN:
Riley Sheahan
Johnathan Ericsson
To DET:
Matt Dumba
Issue?
To MTL:
Matt Duchene
Gabriel Landeskog
To COL:
David Desharnais
Thomas Plekanec
We good?
>>74150550
secondary assist man and meme nig for le big and tall pads guy, lazy russian, and undersized le scorer boy. both teams literally get worse
To EDM:
Tyson Barrie
Matt Duchene
Jarome Iginla
To COL:
Jordan Eberle
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Brandon Davidson
Ruckus to raise?
To You:
My Love
To Me:
Your affection
Comprendre?
>>74150569
one issue, how are the player going to get all the way from colorado to quebec in time for the playoffs
To PIT:
Claude Giroux
Jakub Voracek
To PHI:
Eugeny Malkin
Chris Kunitz
Rusing in progress?
>>74150575
nuge and nurse for duchene
>>74150526
>they lose more often when they are losing
Oh really
To you:
Menes
To me:
(you)'s
>>74150612
yes, im glad you understand the principle
>>74150598
>>74150616
dank
>>74150605
i would do that if i was edmonton, mcdavid and duchene on the same team would cause crazy matchup problems for other teams d pairs, but then again im mentally retarded. theyd have to eventually play some meat and potatoes bum pairing in key moments against one of the two then its over buddy
>>74150616
close the door were you raised in a fucking barn
Believe it or not, but I am you
>>74150656
which hand is touching our face RIGHT NOW
>>74150661
Our left one
>>74150656
that's impossible i'm not gay
>>74150637
Avs probably have to add something small
peroxide tastes like how my cum smells
go jets
to /hoc/:
Pulju
to EDM:
Clipart puppers
>>74150679
Come on, lying to yourself? Stop being such a pussy
>>74150670
use that power responsibly
Believe it or not, but I am you
Matthews for McDavid straight up.
McDavid is tiny bit better but Matthews is younger
>>74150701
I know we will :)
le plowing my street man
if you respond to thid post saying you are le plowing my mom man then i will call the police
>>74150550
Tamba got fleeeesed
>>74150706
I know I am, but what are you?
>>74150711
THAT'S IT
QUADRUPLE DOUBLE MINOR AND A GAME MISCONDUCT FOR SHITPOST INSTIGATION.
SCUM
>>74150711
Your mom is le blowing me mom
Believe it or not George isn't at home so leave a messaaaaaaaaage at the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I beeeeeeeeee?
Believe it or not, I'm not hooooooome!
To my uni intramural team:
Lundshit
To nyr:
New reduced size goalie pads
>>74150756
do uni intramural teams award some sort of ring for winning the championship?
McDavid is 8 months older than Matthews. Matthews is 8 months older than Laine.
Coincidence? I think not. The best player from this years draft will be someone born 8 months after Laine, so 1999 January. You know who happens to be born then? Nico Hischier, the speedy swiss. Heed my advice and get on the hype train while you still can.
>>74150783
No. I think it's a plunger or something
to my dad:
i'm sorry
to me:
forgiveness for the son that i am
future considerations
>>74150787
>implying Laine is good
Good players don't intentionally score on their own net, anon
>>74150814
Who was the kings player in the outdoor game that did it
>>74150814
if Laine isn't good then no rookie is, he still has the best points per game
>4th-Laine
>good
>>74150832
le secondary goals man
>>74150800
I like your offer, but I feel like a NMC is gonna hamper everything
maybe they can include some onion rings with the plunger
>mfw my superiority leads to some controversy
>>74150854
he is going to be bald in like 15 minutes
>>74150832
Points per game are irrelevant when some of them are against your own team
>post about balding
>all of /hoc/ stops posting because they got sad about their own hairlines
Which of the 2 was the best year?
>>74150893
Nah I got beautiful hair even if I'm saying that myself. Not receding, thick and doesn't even get greasy often.
>>74150900
left by a nose
>>74150853
I can do a $50 food court voucher.
We've got burger hub, pizza and pasta, salad bar, wraps and sandwiches all that good shit.
>>74150900
Right
Who even heard of any of the fags on the left past the top 2
>>74150900
They're close. Think many of the players on the right are overrated.
>>74150930
>Gudbranson
>Niederreiter
>Fowler
>Tarasenko
>Kuznetsov
leaf pls
>>74150928
Is there a New York Fries
>>74150900
top5 is close but I prefer the depth of left
>>74150549
Not a chance.
>>74150900
right
>>74150900
>All those teams who passed on Kuznetsov
Kek. Hes a top 5 player from that draft. Bloos could have had a bff GOAT russian duo.
If Crosgod has gotten rekt so many times in his career, often in the playoffs by shitters like Dubinsky, and he's actually built well, can you imagine what will happen to McMeme? He's built like a weak little bitch.
>>74150978
RIP twink boy Marner
>>74150970
Well it was largely due to the "Will he ever come over" factor, it took the Craps a few years to get him here after all.
Guess who's in net tonight
>>74151049
That's it i'm betting my life savings for Preds
>>74150946
what are those
>>74150978
the league is changing to suit his skillset and players of his ilk more and more each year. i watch 3-4 shl games each week and many of them are noticeably more physical than the current average nhl product.
>>74151049
I thought he got sent down to AHL
>>74151049
My Manlet Can't Be This Cute.
>>74151049
Lundrags has been doing better as of late. I'm sorry to tell you, but Saros is getting memed on tonight
>>74151084
For 1 game because it was an off week where they played 2 games
>>74151115
Very nice.
Glad the pedot can develop prospects, unlike some other organizations
>>74151133
Preds are ELITE at developing at everything except forwards, we need another trade for 1
>3rd overall pick in 2015 busts
>3rd overall pick in 2016 busts
>3rd overall pick in 2017 ....
>>74151133
Yeah just check out all those amazing homegrown Predators forwards.
>>74150900
2011. Probably had better depth too
lots of teams are going to start taking russians early
>mfw Oilers win the cup and Pulju lifts it before McSecondary
>>74149781
.500 puts you Canucks tier this season, dip
>>74151196
the ill-bred, nefarious mongoloid knows not of honor. it is only the proud and charitable caucasoid that renders congratulatory praise at the cost of his own superior efforts and contributions.
>>74151209
it's hard for new fans who have only ever known very bad teams to understand that there is so, so much that goes into making a team that is actually good on both sides of the puck on a nightly basis. i remember when the ruins made it in as the eighth seed after the dave lewis disaster and i totally bought into the "hey anything can happen once u make the playoffs :DDD meme".
>>74151246
Or you could just be absolute dogshit long enough to get Crosby or McMeme
>>74151227
Good one
Problem, /hoc/?
>>74151246
pressure players can make the meme come true tho, for example Byfuglien with the black hawks, nemi with the sharks and pisani with the oilers. But 9/10 solid tending and a decent core is the stuff that really makes playoff memes become dreams
>>74151351
in the playoffs, it just takes the same stuff a normal hot streak takes. 'hot streaks' happen for a reason in the regular season, team's don't just all of a sudden mesh better arbitrarily. it is almost always the best players simply playing at their best for a stretch of time, it keeps guys from stretching themselves too thin (like with buff). chicago knows you only need a couple of guys that are elite good and they will make it so that extremely incomplete but gifted in some areas players can flourish. it's the same model the red wings used only they did through europe not just quarter (only the quarter is actually only 15 cents and just seemed like a quarter on the blackhawks) for two dime trades and drafting.
>>74151412
too add onto this, i think this is why we've seen that previously popular media term "top heavy" die, because it isn't real. teams that are "top heavy" are cup winners, with the exception of the ruins and kongs, and the ruins did with a retarded hot tendie even tho they greatly outscored vancouver. the hawks and pens win the same way that a fucing ball hockey team with the only 2 guys in gym class who play for the hockey team wins. im proper pissed lads
>>74151412
>>74151451
tldr you fucking nerds
>>74151463
>tfw they were both me and i had too much brandy to be posting at this current point in time
>>74151488
nice lindros dubs
>3 games monday
>1 game wednesday
>2 games friday
>a brazillion on tuesday/thr
BRAVO BETTMAN
what team should i watch in the playoffs this year when the bruins don't qualify again? i like to watch just one so i can simulate actual emotional investment.
>>74151581
Preds
>>74151581
Habs
>>74151639
never say this fucked up shit to me
>>74151581
why even pretend you're a bawston fan?
you're already willing to bandwagon another team after potentially missing the playoffs for just two (2) seasons in the row
>>74151679
I find it amusing you're this surprised Boston fans are scum of the earth.
>>74151581
Leafs
>>74151679
He's not saying he's going to completely jump ship.
Surely, as a fan of a Canadian team, you should relate to the phenomenon he is speaking of where you adopt another team due to yours not being in it.
>>74151581
Obvious choice is Oilels.
>first ploffs in 10 years
>RNH and Eberle finally get post season time
>McMeme
>Lucic, so at least one familiar player
>>74151719
>bandwagoning teams for the playoffs
what did he mean by this?
>>74151740
Different guy here. Stop being a niggerfaggot.
>>74151751
>admitting to being a bandwagoner
kys racist faggot
>>74151766
There's a difference between temporarily adopting a team for the playoffs to make watching playoff hockey more meaningful while your team is out, and completely abandoning your fandom for a different team.
>year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
>defending bangwagoning practices
sure is newfriend in here
>>74151784
He's baiting hard, bruv. Just ignore that lil fuckboy.
>>74151797
t. coilers fag
>>74151719
Speak for yourself faggot. What good is cheering for a team if you're just gonna jump ship once they don't qualify for the playoffs?
>>74151801
Problem with that, shitdick?
>>74151824
just keep being a good little cuck buying mcjesus jerseys, then slinking away in april returning wearing a bright new reddithawks jersey
>>74151840
>projecting this hard
>implying I didn't grow up two hours from Edmonton
>implying I don't live there now
>implying I haven't been an Oilers fan for the last 21 years
Buffalel GM confimed first openly gay GM
>>74148758
why do you put the word between quotation marks? that way it's like you don't mean the no.
>>74151861
>Oilers fan for 21 years
>ditches them anytime they don't make the playoffs
Really fires up my synapses.
>>74151868
have suspected him for a while
>>74149485
sean avery
he is the Starscream of the NHL.
Kiwi is a fruit
>>74151870
I actually can't believe he popped right back up from that hit. It was pretty monstrous.
>>74151886
K
Bergevin met with Habs players, with no Therrien in site. I hope this is the end for that hack
/hoc/ on suicide watch
https://youtu.be/3xDBwjRIlh8?t=1m22s
restructure ideas go
>>74151922
With Julien on the market, I could see that happening.
>>74151931
even mj wanted to play baseball over basketball
>He doesn't cheer for two teams equally
It's 2017
>>74151934
Move Laffs to Quebec City, get rid of Carolina and Phoenix give them to Saskatoon and Seattle.
Trade Crosby to the Oilers
>>74151934
>>74151957
>taking a photo of this guy rather than ending his life on sight
>>74151965
>Mad at the Canucks
>Mad at one of the most valuable teams and profitable teams in the NHL
Amerishart "education"
>>74151934
It doesn't matter, you have 31 teams next season and a 32nd at some time in the next couple of years, and we have to do it all over again.
>>74151984
>Relocate the flagship franchise of the NHL
>>74151986
so the team with the most fans is the Avalanche?
>>74152024
t. joe from the bridge
End your own life you shitskin alcoholic
>>74152024
Habs aren't going anywhere
:^)
>>74152038
they don't have fans they have vacuums because they suck lol
>tfw have to put my dog down tonight
Can some leafs fan make a thread tonight for the game so I have something comfy to sit in later
:(
>>74152041
Well thats abit racist...
>>74152018
it's seattle you dumb chink open your fucking eyes
>>74152041
Seeeething. Not my fault your franchise is irrelevant. There's 2 teams in Canada that will never be relocated but stay mad you stinky native.
>>74152041
>coilers fans this mad
>at leafs
It never ceases to amaze me how bootyblasted these prairie niggers can be about people who never think about them.
>>74152067
Fuck. Best wishes to you going forward lad.
>>74152067
I'll make the thread m8.
My condolences. Hope the boys get a W for you tonight.
>>74151986
>islanders
>>74152067
sorry to hear that anon. losing a pet is a horrible feeling
>>74152085
>>74152096
thanks
>>74152067
rip pupper
>>74152067
@adater
Maple Leafs have a scout at tonight's Avs game. Avs have played Leafs the two required times already
6:19 PM - 9 Feb 2017
>>74152070
>>74152080
>>74152082
Really made me think
>>74152241
>Who are the New York Knickerbockers
>>74152241
>niggerhoop central's opinions on hockey
>mattering
select 1 cletus
>>74152241
>Who are the New York Jets
>>74152291
>>74152291
>>74152304
>>74152067
Sleep tight, pupper
>>74152328
>>74152311
>>74152304
I love these
>6@6
which should i watch lads?
>>74152375
>>74152380
Broons
>>74152328
What I don't understand is even if he got what he wanted out of this play (shooting it into the boards on the right hand side) the puck would have been right in McDavid's hands
What a dumbass mongol
>>74152328
tssk...it's like a reflex...kid
>>74152392
Where's that one with the burning church? I'm missing it in my starter pack
>>74152440
>>74152440
>>74152440
Red Wings at Caps thread
prepare for shitposting
>>74152413
It just shows he is inherently NOT a team player. His instincts tend toward selfishness. Sad!
>>74152453
>Sad!
>>>/r/The_Donald
in my opinion, you're not a fan of the sport if you're unable to appreciate it outside of 'your' team. mostly, i have encountered this phenomena with leafs fans. even habs fans genuinely love hockey. bruins fan, btw.
this all comes down to what we all know, that leafs fans are much like yankees 'fans', they are raised around such a pervasive brand that they dont't have any substantial or meaningful inclinations toward hockey so much as they do for the leafs. they are also, on the whole, the least knowledgable fanbase with regard to the sport and the nhl as a league, ainec.
flame away but take personal fuckery to pm's. mods can move this to the rant thread if need be.
why are finnish players such busts??
>>74152481
You done sniffing your own farts yet?
>>74152038
You really don't understand population density
blue represents just over half of the population
>>74152485
>SEE YOU IN COURT
Nigger, that's where you just were
>>74152489
not sure i understand what you mean. could you explain?
>>74151934
>>74152508
supreme court, bitches!
where he will also lose.
Everyone loves Semin right?
>>74152481
Riveting generalizations there bud. I'm sure you encounter a lot of Leafs fans in Bombston.
>mfw I was actually defending this faggot's playoff bandwagoning earlier in the thread
>cantpuck games starting at 4
>First game without Claude in 10 years
I'm scared and excited.
>>74152555
Yes still possibly the sickest wrist shots I've ever seen. Really loved the guy as a Cap though he was maybe a bit too lazy for his own good.
>>74152475
I post there regularly.
>>74152555
>Everyone loves semen
What did USA mean by this?
>>74152537
>St. Louis
>Sunbelt
>>74151934
Sharks and Bruins gamethread when?
>>74152585
So classy xD
HELP ME HOC
sjs/bos or nsh/rags?
>>74152571
Shouldn't that come as a relief to you? Gives you an excuse not to bother watching lmao
bruce is our boss now so be nice
>>74152632
Blow Jackets-Cantpucks
>>74152603
>Ohio in the sunbelt
Hot KEK
>>74152610
literally OOZING with class
>>74152641
>2 sunbelt teams
no fucking thanks bubba
>>74152645
>Ohio in the sunbelt is the flaw of my map
wew la
>>74152660
>hongcouver
>Sunbelt
more like rainbelt lmao
>>74152601
but it is. Southern illinois is warm as fuck
the only reason the avs arent sunbelt is because they're in the fuckin mountains and have snow
>>74148332
Who the hell is this meme tendie on trashville?
>>74152660
I'm pretty sure Vancouver is the least sunny city in the NHL. It was cloudy 28/31 days in October
BRUINSWINSLOL
>>74152676
Brazil wishes it could be Argentina
>"let's go predators" chant going on in madison square garden
kek
>rags
>>74152685
Erm not really
david backass puts that puppy in. so bruins lose 4-1, at the very least
>>74151934
With the golden knights joining the western part
>>74152692
>better at soccer
>better at women
>better at cities
yeah pretty sure argentina's better than hueland, not that it's a high bar to clear
>>74152711
And whiter
>>74152711
>better at soccer
lmao wrong
>currently in NY
>want to watch Predators
>excited because it says they're paying Rangers
>Buffalo
>Long Island
>Boston
>not NYC
come the fuck on
>>74152711
Im pretty sure brasil are the reigning soccer champs of all time
0-4 stay up watch hockey
5-9 go to sleep
>>74152728
nighty night toothpaste
>>74152726
>>74152718
Not right now to be fair
Brazil has been pretty fkn far from their early 2000's level for a while now
>>74152718
>>74152726
brazil is like the montreal of soccer though their glory is in the past
plus argentina has the best player in the world
>>74152718
>>74152726
No, we aren't.
>>74152711
If you ever went to Argentina, you wouldn't say that.
>>74152747
>glory is in the past
>won a world cup this century
how is that similar to the habs?
>>74152747
>glory in the past
>argentina's last wc: 86
>brazil's last wc: 94 & 02
sure they're shit now but u fookin wot
>>74152719
>rags
where is the Islanders-Flyers game?>
>>74152757
At least we'd be willing to go to Argentina
>>74152774
>willing to go south of the rio grande
speak for yourself m8
>>74152760
>>74152762
i said argentina is better at soccer than brazil and i stand by that, one of these teams has been to the world cup final recently and it's not brazil
>>74152697
Western travel would be horrendous
Thank your mom /hoc/
>>74152785
>He doesn't vacation in the Caribbean
JACKETS HAVE A NATIONALLY TELEVISED GAME ON MONDAY WOOOOOOOO
(I get excited because Cleveland teams rarely get it except the cavs but I don't watch basketball )
>>74152792
I said they were the all time champs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12wtsBDQTJQ
Let's play Juuse's anthem for good luck
where should zucc request a trade to?
>>74152805
Hmm, true
Florida - Vancouver on a regular basis would be unfair..
Nvm what I said
Oh my god
The hockey season is almost over :(
>>74152837
The playoffs last for long, luckily
>>74152697
the 4 teams in the southeast would literally be killed if they had to play games at western times.
>>74152837
lmao maybe for you but my team's going all the way to the cup faggot
>>74152843
I hope the jackets last long
>>74152837
wut. including playoffs it's like half over
>>74152846
Yeah mine too KEK mild vs blow jackets SCF
>>74152861
>caskets
>second round
>>74152819
nowhere go away
>>74152863
>>74152863
Leafs/Blues
>>74152863
>>74152863
>>74152865
>mild
>third round
Hot shit
>someone made a car badges/kongz game thread
lmao
Danish television broadcasting an NHL game live, wtf
Wongs vs caps
Kings panthers bread here
>>74152823
>>74152823
>>74152823
>is lander
SERGEI B0BROVSKY!!!!!!
>>74152889
Eller vs Nielsen hype?
http://streamable.com/1cron
Thornton just scored his 1st goal of the season with a goalie in net. It was Tuuka Rask.
>>74152951
Not a coincidence
I miss you Claude
>>74152950
Oh yes, that's probably why lol
>>74152951
>finnish goalnetting
>rags
I hope the Sens actually score tonight.
>>74152980
eller is danish?
can you spray paint your stick one colour? or is it against the nhl rules
Claudey come back, you can blame it all on me...
>>74152998
You and me both.
>>74153003
Yes he is
Played in Rodovre (shit danish team), before getting drafted in.. 07 or 08?
>>74152998
I want us to win tonight
JT doing what he does
>>74153032
all I know is that Frans Nielsen is the first dane to ever play in the NHL.
Broons are BTFOing the Shorks, and I like this.
the bruins are goinf to win the stanley cup now with bruce cassidy fuck you california mexicans
>>74153032
is there a Yuro league or just the KHL??
i need more /hoc/ =\
I'm too lazy to make a new bread
>laffs
>>74153057
There's a champions league, which is basically finnish and swedish teams competing
Otherwise it's pretty country-based leagues
Each country has their own league
Swedish/Finnish leagues are pretty okay
Danish league is ok.. very physical, there's often bans handed out
Pretty far from the NHL though.. Went to see the >rags in December.. I'm used to 700 - 1000 people attending the games in Denmark max.
>>74153067
Theres a new bread
>>74153043
>>74153099
shit
dear Dane, can we use mine? Just this once. I had already made it when I saw yours.
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/74153106https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/74153106https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/74153106https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/7415310674153106
>>74153047
He is
Probably my favourite danish player too
>>74153114
Sorry greece, didn't see it :(
>>74153149
no, yours was first, it's allright.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
http://shop.nhl.com/Hockey_is_For_Everyone
Jeff Carter just BTFO the Panthers so hard that they switched their goalie twice.
>crapthers
Should I?