/heem/: GOATs edition

what does heem mean

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTQFPUxnGrQ

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>>74147381
Handsome
Europeans
Exchanging
Memes

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>>74147381
Help
Earth
Exterminate
Muslims

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>>74147373

>oh and you owe me a new thread you mf

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be careful

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>>74147446

I'd like to hear the full story

>>74147460
>be cheating roider in the sport
>be dishonest cheater in life
really makes you think

>>74147381

It's short for 'him'

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>>74147460

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>>74147504

wat

https://youtu.be/6sg1vNP2PNs
>Joe Riggs is fighting for bare knuckle boxing titles in London
>shoots for takedowns

>>74147517
no understand

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Oh we posting GOATS now?

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Threads dead, dump Mieshas

>>74147518
lmao why is he doing this

>>74147518
I dont remember joe being this Bigg

is he on steaks here

>>74147584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRYknrDhsqc&feature=youtu.be&t=278

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Do you reckon they talked about Miesha doing porn

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/8/14550514/video-joe-riggs-wins-bare-knuckle-boxing-title-in-london-bkb-fat-boy-evans

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>>74147518

rofl fucking double legged him

hahahaha

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>>74147602

We can only hope brother

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>>74147613

>Miesha is now aware that slobbing on a few nobs will make her the same amount of money as she got for fighting, in a third of the time it takes to do a fight camp and a trace of the effort

>>74147518

>clinch for one second
>OMG HE'S HOLDING HIM AGAIN! VERY UFC. VERY UFC.

Who the fuck are those retard ""commentators"" lel

>Overeem is the favourite against Hunt

LITERALLY FREE MONEY

>>74147641
don't get why a point was taken in the second round desu

>>74147658

because of the """"UFC punch"""" (superman punch) I think

These commentators lmao. They keep talking about how Evans is winning and "doing really well" wtf he is getting raped

What an absolute shitshow organisation. Fun to watch tho

https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/829685697804169216
>Scott Coker announces Paul Daley vs. Rory MacDonald will headline Bellator's return to London on Friday May 19th. Wow.

LADS

>>74147728
rory would be well served to take down daley asap. do to him what he did to che mills.

>>74147381
Back in the days (pride/dream or w/e) when they announced overeem when he was walking out they called him that.

>>74147172
He repeats stories a bit and he has been involved in the punk rock scene for like 2 decades. He has lived a wild live. That's the only way to become a PREMIER mind in MMA today.

https://youtu.be/6rRjyJhqnU0

>>74147728
Isn't Paul Daley suppose the fight venom page?

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>Bellator: where UFC rejects can still be a main event

>>74147767
>Rory is a UFC reject

>>74147766
nah they were just memeing
MVPVZ still needs to be built up

>>74147761
How do I become this alpha?

>>74147766
Daley refused to sign the contract so they're punishing him with Rory.

>>74147773
They rejected his demands for pay, so...

>>74147767
why derail the daley train like this?

>>74147785
More like he rejected their new contract offer and went elsewhere
Also Rory has a win over Woodley. Not sure if he'd still beat him today but it wouldn't be impossible either.

>>74147647

Hunto's lost the plot. Arranging to fight random guys on facebook then blames his dead mother for his behaviour..

Guys a disgrace, would love to see Reem twist his little brown head off

>>74147647
Reem avoids the Hunto right hand and takes the decision in an overall shitty fight.

>>74147773
Rory is an elite fighter.

>>74147822
You can do that to Roy Nelson, you can't do it to Hunto. Even after two rounds of getting his teeth kicked in against Stipe he was still able to land the left and snap Stipe's head around.

>>74147767
UFC lost a bidding war for one of those guys and cut another for bad behaviour, hardly rejects.

>>74147835
Puncher's chance at best. 30-27 Overeem.
Hunt will probably show up unmotivated and look like dogshit after the whole UFC 200 thing too.

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>Bare knuckle boxing
>British """""""""" sports """"""""""

>>74147833
Yes

>>74147833
I don't think he'll ever be the same fighter he was before Lawler crushed his nose.

>>74147876
He's probably back on the gas now m8, he might get great again

>>74147876
Yes I will
*tips fedora*
*pulls katana from his trenchcoat*
*shoots for side control*

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>>74147865

>>74147844
Are you implying that the UFC couldn't have them both under contract if they wanted them?

>>74147897
Would he beat Bisping?

>>74147883
How can you say when he hasn't fought since Stephen Thompson and he never looked too good.

>>74147907

Yeah, Bisping can't wrestle

>>74147901
>under exclusive contract
Nope.

>>74147876
did he get surgery on it?

>>74147912
>Imbleying
Watch the Sonnen fight

>>74147909
Cos he's in Bellator now and he looked smaller in his last two fights than he did when he was looking like an absolute monster in the UFC

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http://www.worldmmaawards.com/vote/

Don't forget to vote m'dudes

>>74147372
Actual good OP thank you.

>>74147938
Felice is ratchet as fuck but she could get her ass ate.

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>>74147949

absolutely agree

>>74147949
shut up

>>74147938
>BREAKTHROUGH FIGHTER OF THE YEAR

>YAIR RODRIGUEZ
>CODY GARBRANDT
>DOO HO CHOI
>DERRICK LEWIS
>MICHAEL PAGE

What absolute fucking nonsense is this?

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>>74147958

Who would you say is missing from that list?

>>74147964
NGANNOU
G
A
N
N
O
U

>>74147956
I bet ya'll cowards don't even eat ass.

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>>74147970

Good point

and yeah, there's one burger round these here parts that gets extremely triggered whenever anyone mentions eating ass. >>74147956

>>74147976
I don't blame him, no one likes that McChicken stench

>>74147938
>registering you email to vote
In the words of Nathan Diaz "Nah fuck that"

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>>74147984

Mate everyone loves McChicken and everyone loves eating ass

>>74147988
Just use a fake email. There's no verification.

>>74147938
>reebok not listed under MMA equipment of the year

THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF THIS POPULARITY CONTEST

Do you have ANY idea what kind of creature Khabib Nurmagomedov is?

Khabib will M-U-R-K Tony. He will break his limb. Khabib doesn't know what fear is. He's been fighting since he was 1, literally.

>>74147999
Fuck them fr wasting opportunity to give cool non nascar uniforms. Instead we have guy with black trunks with white stripe vs guy in white trunks with black stripe in almost every fight

>>74147938
Do I have to vote for all of them? I don't know enough about trainers and ring girls don't deserve an award, that's fucking retarded.

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>>74148012
The real boogyman of the heavyweight division right here

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I can't do it bros
These categories and choices are giving me cancer

>>74147767
hope Rory wins, him vs Lima would b straight fire

>>74148059
Let Schaub into your life, my man.

>>74148040

I just went for the lesser known option in all the bullshit catergories.

>>74148069
I'm about to go let a Schaub into the toilet my man

>>74148059
>74148059
c'mon nigga Schaub is only one correct answer there

>>74148040
Just vote for which of them has the best tits.

>>74148059
>Jon Anik

wtf.I could very well vote for Spain or Edgy.Anything but him

>>74148101
IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH YOU AIN'T MUCH

GO CASH YOUR NO TOUCH TICKET NOW AHA GUYS EVERY TIME

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who is your favorite champion?

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>>74148206
The Queen in waiting.

>>74148206
Khabib

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>>74148206

>>74147915
You're dumb.

>>74148244
ur gay

>>74148255
It's 2017 bro

>>74148206
>#glutenfree

EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/Sl0X5oFRLUY
https://youtu.be/Sl0X5oFRLUY

>>74148268

Haha don't be MAD! Rekt

TWEET THE FIRST:

>Ok maybe I'll sound stupid but I want to head to west coast to train. What are stipulations on Traveling with small dog

>>74148279
I wish we were in the same room right now so I could spit in your face

>tfw comfy blizzard

>>74148300
>comfy
>blizzard
lol i've never seen snow

>>74148305
Maybe you'll be able to travel some day, it's quite nice.

>>74148309
i meant it's never snown here, i've been skiing lol
literally kill everyone on the planet who likes to live where it snows fucking subhumans
it was 86 yesterday

>>74148288

You know I would literally kill you if you ever tried something like that right?

>>74148322
You seem content.

>Comfy
>Snow
I swear I wish I could stab you in the spine
I'm literally seething
Fucking subhumans
I fucking HATE "people" like this
Holy shit I'm raging unctronlalblyrk

>>74148335
>>74148300
snow is comfy. blizzards aren't.

https://youtu.be/KFksMWtgrgs
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>>74148349
The 6" over the past 4 hours feels pretty comfy

>>74148349
Snow is only comfy on the first day that it fallen, later its just filth, with car mud, dog turds and sand everywhere

>Rory gets nose broken again by Daley
>has to take another year off
>deleted nose Rory is injured every time he fight
>unable to fight out his contract and stuck in lellator for the rest of his career

Wgaf about Macdonald vs Daley when THE Baby Slice is fight on the card. He's the real mainevemt.

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>>74148373
>its just filth, with car mud, dog turds and sand everywhere
get into the woods my man. pitch black in the evenings, only the floodlights to show you the way. no sounds except from your skis and maybe the creaking trees. no masses of people, just a few random skiers passing by.

>>74147920
He did but I remember a couple people saying there wasn't much that could be done.

You can't really build a fake nose outside of plastic surgery to make it look good. There isn't a good reliable way to make it strong again, I don't think.

>>74148362
>The 6" over the past 4 hours feels pretty comfy
I bet it does, sailor

>>74147381
Here
Everyone
Exhausts
Memes

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>I'm not Jewish I don't have I don't put any title on my belief system I believe in the God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob and uh you know you know it just goes from there I the micro tallit is what I used as a tool to remind me that you know God is my father you know that i get that I have to follow that I follow his Commandments and you know just keeps it helps me keep myself in check
>wow how long have you been doing this for
>about two years i have a co-worker who is converting and you know the guys very wise has a lot of information a lot of wisdom and it's not that i'm just eating it all up for anything most people think i'm just eating everything up he's given to me but uh I'm smart you know what I'm saying i take i take knowledge from different cultures different aspects and you know I discerned it myself you know the Lord has given me the ability to discern you know certain things whether it's true or false you know is yet to be seen but I believe in my heart that you know Yehova is real and that you know he has blessed me with the ability to do this and to do many other things so I'm going to keep doing it
>any chance you'll convert as well
>no no I won't to convert but um you know no no i won't convert but I believe you know I believe I was raised baptist you know so i still have beliefs in that form but you know I believe I believe in the Messiah i believe i believe you know I believe the word so people can take it how they want you know some people don't like it some people do but I think that's their problem not mine

>>74148467
Nothing would be funnier than Bisping heeming Yoel in 1st round

>>74148424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OA8XiMXZXk

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>>74148480
It'll happen lad

What is the biggest HOLY SCHAUB! Moment in mma for you?

Like when holly and Andy getting heemd for the first moment or Mcgregor getting choked out

>>74148467
I'm convinced that Yoel's translator also runs his twitter.

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Now tell me that you wouldn't let her sit on your face.

Is Genesis too new wave for Overeem's taste?

>>74148517
Malki Kawa does

>>74148531
It's been debunked

>>74147381
Highly
Erotic
Edgy
Memes

>>74147460
I'd pay her rent if she sat on my face.

Is Poland the new Estonia?

>>74148480
>>74148494

He won't heem him in the first, but he will win the fight.

Everyone puts Yoel up on this pedestal because of his recent accomplishments. He did not deserve the win over Jacare, and after being outpointed by Weidman he pulls a come from behind victory because Weidman did something dumb.
I was saying back when the Chris was the champ that Bisping would be a handful for him. The fact that Yoel beat Weidman, in my opinion, doesn't change too much going into the fight with Bisping.

Bisping is a well rounded fighter and he has much more heart than most. He will win.

>>74148527
Don't think Genesis are very new wave desu

>>74148553
Weidman fight was 1-1 into the third you jackass

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>>74148521

The reason I like miesha is because of her dirty ass looking face. She just has such a slut face. Makes me diamonds. I want her to suffocate me to literal death with her sphincter

>>74148557
and he was winning the third

>>74148567
Nobody was winning third ya idiot. Chris was also WAY more tired

>>74148545
>Is Poland a pathological liar, narcissist and attentionwhore?
No

>>74148553
Hope so desu

>>74148567
>he was winning until he lost
heh

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>>74148559
>slut

This makes me think of just a one night stand. I really think she has great personality, I wud wife her in a second.

>>74148608
NOICE

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>>74148591

I think she does too, but she still has a slaggy face. Not saying she is one, she just has the face. I think its hot.

>>74148624
A stripper's face for sure my man

>>74148624
Yeah, looks like a cheap vegas stripper

>>74148608

So you want to be a Bellator fighter?

>>74148624
God, fucking, damn, she's beautiful. I'm gonna murder Bryan Caraway and wear his skin.

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>>74148630
>>74148636

slagmind

>>74148667
Don't get it twisted I'd still let her shit, I mean sit on my face

>>74148575
>>74148584

Yoel Romero will be beaten by Michael Bisping.

>>74148718
You have nothing to back that claim up, Bisping isn't as durable as Jacare,Weidman,machida, etc.

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>bisping will obliterate the yoel

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>>74148350

Jesus, I want to punch Ariel in the face so fucking much.

Any pics of Miesha's new nose?

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Mfw all the bongs boo Yoel after viciously heeming Bisping

yeah here

>>74147631

looks the same Tbh

>>74148753
>>74148779

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who is she facing next in the octagon?

>>74148806
felicia

>>74148808
lol why she already 30-26'd her

>>74148638
So you want to be a warrior fighter ?

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>>74148826
>>74148638

So you wanna be a World Series of Fighting.

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>>74148729
Stamina and durability are the two things Bisping has going for him m8

>>74148839
Silva ko'd him, old man hendo would have as well if he was 50 fucking years old. Yoel is better than the two

Professional fighter here anyone have questions?

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>>74148846

>Yoel Romero is better than Dan Henderson and Anderson Silva

There goes your credibility.

>>74148857

I could heem you and every here.

>>74148857
Yoel or Bisping?

>>74148857
are you a can

>>74148863
Yoel would have no problem beating silva or hendo today

>>74148857
beg me

>>74148779
Yeah, she probably weren't lying that just her breathing was really shitty.

>>74148882

Buddy Hendo would knock Yoel the fuck out and Silva probably could early on in the fight as well.

You do not give Bisping nearly enough credit, just like everyone else has been doing for the past four or five years. Yoel will gas hard and Bisping will take a unanimous decision win.

>>74147938
>no jamilette

>>74148924
Are you an atheist?

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>>74148846
Do Silva and Hendo share custody of the belt ? How does that work ? Weekdays Silva Weekends Hendo ? Or maybe they alternate months ? Who had the belt at Christmas ? I'd assume Silva will have at Easter since Americans don't celebrate it

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>>74148933
Silva gets it.

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>>74148933
good post, poland

Bisping has shit footwork and zero HEADMOVEMENT

>>74148608
They really want me to watch Lellator, I guess.

>Thundersnow
Wew

>>74148960
t. casual

>>74148957
I want to cuck the absolute SHIT out of Hendo but I'm worried he'll kill me after because I don't have a wife for him to fuck.

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>>74148932

Kind of but definitely not entirely. Why do you ask friend?

>>74148986
Wondering if you think God will punish Yoel for cheating and using his name in vain.

>>74148993
Yoel is a SAINT, leave him alone you degenerate

>>74148995
He promotes himself using the name of God and he is a proven cheater. Deal with it chump.

>>74148999
He sends a message to all sinners, a cheater he his not

>>74148999
*unproven

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>>74148993
God punished Bisping by taking his eye for saying that there is no Jesus

>>74149005
>>74149006
>fails drug test
>not a cheater

Is there anything worse than WMMA striking?

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>see? no sex for two days, see what happens?

>>74149032
Tainted supplement hombre

>>74149042
How is that relevant to him having an illegal substance in his body? Cheating is cheating.

>>74149042
What about stoolgate ?

>>74149059
Kennedy grabbed gloves first, big Johns fault honestly. He didn't tell Yoel to get off stool

>>74149053
>cheating doesn't require intent

WRONG!

>>74149059
BJM never told him to get off the stool.

>>74149059
Tim "hey guys, I've killed women and,children lmao" Kennedy cheated first with the glove grab

Nobody brings up the eyepoke Chris did to Weidman and ref ignored and forced fight to resume

>>74148993
He might look down upon him, but I don't think he would punish him.

To be honest, it's a bit much to be calling yourself the Soldier of God while knocking men out in a cage.

>>74149103
Only the Chris can beat Weidman. It is known.

>>74149103
Fucking spellchecker wow, Chris did to Yoel

>>74149103
The knee Chris did to Weidmans head when he was a down opponent was worse

Is Bespingposting the new Shaubposting?

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who is rose namajunas fight next?

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>>74149114
>>74149111
>tfw your boys fight each other

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>>74147372
alhamdulillah

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Previous thread: >>74147372

News:

>New rankings
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/9/14559210/latest-ufc-rankings-update-korean-zombie-cracks-top-10-ufc-houston-mma

>Daley vs Rory set for Bellator 179
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>Poirier explains Lawler's decision to leave ATT
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/9/14556708/midnight-mania-gunfighting-meets-mma-seriously-poirier-explains-lawlers-att-exit

>4 fights added to Invcita 22
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/invicta-fc-22-adds-four-fights-including-rebooked-deanna-bennett-vs-jodie-esquibel

>>74149139

spammer

>>74149126
What is "schaubposting"?

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>>74149139
I almost forgot about LFA 5 Edwards vs Townsend, thanks for reminder, wouldn't want to miss that one

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>Unironically thinking Bisbong stands a chance.
Lel

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>>74149156
Inferior to Reemposting

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>>74149145
be careful

>>74148047
>agony
kek

>>74149178
Request silva knee bisping webm

What does Schaub even mean?

Daley vs Rory mite b cool

>>74149189
some
cancer
heem's
aspies
use
badly

>>74149178
Such clean technique. This is the fight that gave Nate CTE.

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>>74149189
Sometimes
Catastophe
Haunts
A
United
Britain

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>>74149187

>>74149189
Scintillating
Charismatic
Handsome
Authentic
Unequaled
Brown

>>74149178
That pussy clearly didn't want to fight. See how quickly he ran away from Nate?
(Side note, you can see the towel that was thrown into the cage by Nate's corner in the last two seconds of the webm)

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I smoke pure top shelf chronic every single fucking day.

Got a problem with that, /heem/?

*exhales in your face*

>>74149139
do muslims eat all other meat other than pork?

>>74149218
Do you think she fucked Nick or Nate first?

>>74149209
Thanks sir, nobody wants to believe Bisping was out before he hit ground

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>>74149227
Nick, Nate only follows whatever Nick does

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>>74149215
he was making lady noises yo, what a pussy

>>74149224
yes

>>74149247
so you eat like steak and shit like that right

>https://themaclife.com/scott-coker-confirms-bellator-are-in-negotiations-with-mike-goldberg/

HE'S BAAAACKKK!!!

82 degrees ocean breeze lol fuck poor people and fuck starbucks

>>74149272
lol why would they want him? he's literally shit. they can get someone competent for next to nothing.

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>>74149253
yes
eating animal blood is haram, so someone who doesn't know anything about steak might think that muslims can't eat rare steak
this isn't true, however, because the "juice" of a rare steak is myoglobin, not blood

>>74149227
Why dont you watch the Ronda goes the the 209 videos and decide for yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh8ZWWN8pNQ

>>74149272
>unironically linking the mac life

literally worse than bjpenn.com

Predictioncuck?

MMA Vivisection?

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/9/14558286/ufc-208-holly-holm-de-randamie-shevchenko-rousey-cyborg-mma-boxing-technique-fight-gif-analysis

In which Conner Ruebusch details the ways that Holm is a shitty striker and how that's going to bite her in the ass at SUUUUUUUPER SLAM

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>>74149284
>lol why would they want him

he's recognizable

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>>74149320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBosn0MJnYM

Here you go my man.

>>74149361
Nice bazoopers, who dat?

>>74149361
That's a SOLID 7

>>74148212
She was wide open for an uppercut.

>>74149272
>Mike, how would you compare working for the UFC and Bellator
>VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL

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>>74149389
I can literally remember not a single uppercut being thrown in wMMA.

>>74149361
JJ has some bootiful thighs

>>74149399
Joanna dropped Claudia with an uppercut in their first fight https://youtu.be/LdSA9vOEgmI?t=41

FIGHT FAN TEST

Spell Joanna champions last name right now from memory.

>>74149500
>ę

That might help you guys

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>>74149500

>>74149500
Violence.

>>74149500
Jednjeycek

>>74149511
That reminds me, Gianna's thinking about making a comeback.

>>74149500
Jedrezjcyk

>>74149500
Jędrzejczyk

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>>74149500
Jedredzycjk

yoanna yenjaychick

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>manlets trying to act tough
Gets me every time

>>74149533
cheater

>>74149544
don't put my name on steroids i'm major against that yeh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amwKuI-2ppc

AND WE ARE LIVE

>>74149296
Huh, interesting. So let's say you're like out for lunch or something, and you go to a restaurant and you want to order a steak sandwich, do you have to ask them shit to make sure you're not fucking it up and eating the wrong stuff?

>>74149539
>censors 'bitch'
>doesnt use the right amount of asterisks

Idiot.

>>74149602
THIS MAN IS A CHEAT, THIS MAN IS A FRAUD AND I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR YOUR MISTAKES TOMMOROW NIGHT MY FRIEND. ALL THE NEEDLES IN YOUR ASS, ALL THE STEROIDS WILL NOT HELP YOU. YOU PUSSEH

>>74149673
He was censoring "butt"

>>74149682
>>74149673

I figured it was the character limit but I don't care enough to check

>>74149634
pork and animal blood are the only things muslims can't eat

>>74149707
What if they're allergic to peanuts?

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>>74147446
>the lawless shithouse gang-fire that is Brazil

Boy it feels nice to be WHITE

>>74149522
this is the best news i've read on /heem/ in weeks

>>74149522
Don't you fucking toy with me like that. She either comes back or she doesn't. Enough of this.

>>74148647
unless you're a grown man over 5'10 i really doubt you could beat caraway in a fight to the death

>>74149745
6''7', but I'm not stupid, I'd just shoot him.

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Holm vs de Randimie
Silve vs Brunson
Souza vs Boetsch
Teixeira vs Cannonier
Poirier vs Miller

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>>74149885
The Iron Lady by sheem
Brunson by blanket
Souza by tappy
Teixeira by blanket
Miller by robbery

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>>74149885
de Randmie
Silva
Jacare
Cannonier
Poirier

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>>74149885
>de Randimie
>Brunson
>Jacare
>Teixeira
>Poirier

>>74149905
What I don't understand is how a 10-pound imp like that could hit a ball hard enough to kill a lady.

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>>74149885
The dutch girl
Silva via meme
Boetsch via future fight vs Bisping
Cannonier via Teixeira being a deleted fighter
Miller via Poirier being a meme

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>>74149885
>THE NON WHITE
>Dancin' Andy
>SHA-KA-RAY
>GlOHver
>Dustin "JUSTin" Poirier

FUCK MMA

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>>74149885
de Randimie
Silva
Souza
Cannonier
Poirer

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>>74149885
HOLM
SILVA
SOUZA
TEIXEIRA
POIRIER

>>74149885
i spelled Silva wrong, i fixed it now tho

>>74149885
D Randimie
Brunson
Souza
Poirier

>2017
>people picking Silva

come on, dont you fags get that he just wants to meme from now on? he doesnt give a shit

>>74149970
Fucked up and forgot one pick

Gonna delete dis

>>74149979
>>74149979
whittaker_vs_brunson.webm

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>>74149885
D Randimie
Brunson
Souza
Cannonier
Poirier

>>74149985
I'm sure Brunson will fuck up again in his career but I suspect he'll be a little smarter in this fight and not fuck up two fights in a row

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>>74149885
Smug Pepe
Brunson
Souza
Teixeira
Miller

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>>74149885
Holm
Silva
Jacare
Teixeira
Poirier.

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gofundme com /michael-bisping-retirement-party

>>74150015
>Being a traitor cunt
Only a proddie scum is capable of such cowardliness

>>74149985
Brunon being stupid one fight doesnt mean he will keep being stupid, he has insane KO power and Silva chin is gone
Silva is getting heemed first round

DONT BET ON SILVA

>>74150030
punished silva wins, he's tired of losing trust me

>>74147446
s-she can stay with me if she needs a place

>>74149885
you spelled silva wrong

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>>74149885
the nigger
the young nigger
the crocodile nigger
teixeira
poirier

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>>74149166
i like your gimmick

>>74150030
Both of them are chinny, and it wasn't one fight. Brunson had been doing that repeatedly up until the Whittaker fight because he'd been having success with it. I agree that he'll probably change things up this time though.

>>74149885

>de Randimie

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>>74149885

Holm
Silva
Boetsch
Cannonier
Poirer

>>74149985
Brunson outwrestled Romero, goof.

>>74147767

Daley is finally going to get his ass handed to him.

>>74149885
I thought I already did picks for these?

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>>74150059
fuggggg :DDDD

>>74150062
Daley's shutting Rory's lights off in the first exchange. The Red King is DONE.

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>>74150027
I'm Scottish lad

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>>74149885
Holly Holm
Anderson Silva
Ronaldo Souza
Glover Teixeira
Dustin Poirier