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Previous thread: >>74136173
News:
>Werdum-Rothwell set for UFC 211
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/report-fabricio-werdum-ben-rothwell-will-join-champ-stipe-miocic-vs-junior-dos-santos-at-ufc-211
>Jacare expects Romero rematch after UFC 208 because he knows Bisping will duck both of them
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14400736/jacare-souza-expects-yoel-romero-rematch-ufc-208-michael-bisping-is-running
>Blaydes wants Ngannou rematch in future
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14513340/curtis-blaydes-wants-francis-ngannou-rematch-in-the-future
>UFC 211 opening odds
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/opening-odds-champ-stipe-miocic-more-than-2-1-favorite-over-junior-dos-santos-in-ufc-211-rematch
Schaub is God
PLATINUM BLESS
>>74141083
post fighters and their doggos
>>74141093
don't post in this thread
>>74141111
dogs are the best pets a person could own
they are also not haram
>>74141118
>I hank Tim Kennedy
Gastelum beat the fuck out of him
Gastelum would have murdered Cerrone too
>>74141234
Gastelum at 170 wouldve been merked by Cowboy
Until he stops sour creaming and beefing his burritos he's not a massive threat there
>>74141234
just cause he sent your family to Guantanamo bay doesn't mean you have to h8 on him as a fighter.
>>74141261
If Masvidal could KO Cerrone, then Gastelum could as well
He would have had a noticeable size advantage, as well as better wrestling and boxing
He's performed well at 170 before
He probably is diminished by the weight cut, but it hasn't stopped him from putting on good performances in the past
>>74141031
Are you a Muslim?
Is title shot two words?
>>74141303
>Gastelum better boxing than Masvidal
lmao fuck off
Not spergOP, but the problem is people encourage threads being made 30+ posts early. Threads should be IGNORED until 490. Also a few spergs I won't mention say that the "OP is not important" yet they are the ones making early threads just for some (YOU)''s and people encourage it. That's all I have to say about that /heem/
>>74141317
I believe so, yes.
>>74141308
yes
>>74141322
>better boxing than Masvidal
better boxing than cerrone
learn how to read
>>74141093
>Special Forces """""""""""""""""training""""""""""""""""""
>I'm not Jewish I don't have I don't put any title on my belief system I believe in the God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob and uh you know you know it just goes from there I the micro tallit is what I used as a tool to remind me that you know God is my father you know that i get that I have to follow that I follow his Commandments and you know just keeps it helps me keep myself in check
>wow how long have you been doing this for
>about two years i have a co-worker who is converting and you know the guys very wise has a lot of information a lot of wisdom and it's not that i'm just eating it all up for anything most people think i'm just eating everything up he's given to me but uh I'm smart you know what I'm saying i take i take knowledge from different cultures different aspects and you know I discerned it myself you know the Lord has given me the ability to discern you know certain things whether it's true or false you know is yet to be seen but I believe in my heart that you know Yehova is real and that you know he has blessed me with the ability to do this and to do many other things so I'm going to keep doing it
>any chance you'll convert as well
>no no I won't to convert but um you know no no i won't convert but I believe you know I believe I was raised baptist you know so i still have beliefs in that form but you know I believe I believe in the Messiah i believe i believe you know I believe the word so people can take it how they want you know some people don't like it some people do but I think that's their problem not mine
>>74141392
Cannonier is my low-key boy
Can someone post joe Rogan H-E-E-M copypasta
Can Alexa Grasso beat Shequanna from the hood in a street fight?
>>74141392
He knows that ethnic Jews still think that they're superior to him, right?
>>74141425
Badir pls
>>74141430
A friend of mine is Jewish, so I showed him the clip of Cannonier waving the little flag. He said
>only in america would they let this kind of shit happen
>>74141425
dont you have to go sell counterfeit sunglasses or something
>>74141335
You should probably not type like an autist then. It is very unclear what youre trying to convey
And no i dont think its better than Cowboy's either. Gastelum is too drained at 170. He would only beat the choking Cowboy
>>74141455
Is your Jewish friend a fitefan?
>>74141457
work on your reading comprehension friend
>>74141425
*blocks your path*
>>74141456
kek
>>74141491
How's the boypuss?
>>74141474
Not yet, he's a bit opposed to the violence of it
trying to gradually turn him into one though. I watch fights with him every now and then
>>74141508
Bring him here! He needs spicy bangers
>>74141480
You don't entirelu understand Human so I wouldn't expect you to understand how using "he" in a sentence referring to multiple men is retarded
Just watched Germaine vs Nunes.
Rogan didn't like the stoppage. What do you guys think?
>>74141335
Learn how to type like a neurotypical
>>74141517
fuck off we don't need any more jews in here, heem is an orthodox christian general
>>74141497
What was biggest robbery in UFC?
>GSP vs Hendricks
>>74141534
LMAO I remember watching a video where he brought him to morocco or something and people were giggling and Badir sperged out saying if anyone laughs he'd slap them. Yeah glory was a fucked up situation
>>74141520
Contextual clues are your friend.
>>74141517
>telling your friends you go on 4chan
bad idea
>telling your jewish friends you go on 4chan
even worse idea
>>74141534
does cristiano care if you cheat on him in prison?
>>74141540
Lorenzo vs WME IMG
>4 billion dollars
>they could had bought Star Wars instead with that kind of money
>now they are being held hostage by a small Irish man
>>74141540
Sanchez vs Pearson
>>74141575
If I had a fitefan friend I'd bring him to /heem/, we needs new people to level out the spergs we currently have
>>74141603
>If I had a fitefan friend I'd bring him to /heem/
thats why you have no friends
>>74141575
How can you decipher contextual clues when it is in unclear what the reference is?
I'm genuinely sorry I can't be on the same neurological wavelength as a couple of apes to understand that monkey talk
>>74141615
I have no friends interested in MMA
>>74141561
That's not what he said. Morocco is pretty much divided between FCB and Real Madrid and Ronaldo has a huge fanbase here and he took him to some shitty ghetto house so a lot of fans were waiting outside and wouldn't move, Bader came out and said don't act retarded, pls clap. whoever acts out of line I'll beat the fuck out of him.
People don't like Badr too much here, he has too much rage in him and does shit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ1PnKOXsJQ
People like this guy instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8oztA9dTm0
>>74141625
i legitimately got my friend interested in MMA by showing him Schaub getting knocked out cause they are so funny, especially with those rothwell KO edits.
>>74141664
Oh I agree my man
>people still sleeping on jorge
BAKA
M
H
>>74141633
see you in kekator
>>74141686
Fuckoff, now people going to act like they knew or gave a shit about Masdival. On to another bandwagon
>>74141641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE
>>74141702
>too casual to know Masvidal was gonna destroy Cerrone
why havnt the rankings been updated yet REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74141641
Badir has been arrested fuckton of times
>>74141702
lol i literally posted her everyday about how masvidal was gonna beat cerrones ass
>>74141740
Yoel needs to be added to P4P
>>74141751
He's 15th right now pham
>>74141762
Have not checked, it was rockhold last
>>74141075
>hnng I feel a big brown coming
>>74141806
Just ate some subway, I feel a yuge one coming
>>74141740
I wonder if they're going to make volkan #6 or not
>>74141822
>>74141806
You h8ers sure do love to talk about fecal matter......
>>74141771
>neither of them fought in months
>now they change spots in ranking
triggers me so much
>>74141822
>subway
absolutely disgusting nice outing yourself as a poorfag. heem theyself and choke on that rotten subway lettuce
>>74141849
Don't forget to wipe your schlob
>>74141841
Nah probably like 12th or something with OSP right below him
>>74141863
Eziekiel choke you are self
>>74141852
Imagine a herd of Ngannous frolicking with the local polish women instead
>>74141897
Adan, too far
>>74141897
if you get raped by a pack of wild Ngannous it will be your fault
casual here. can anyone talk me into how holm wins? about to play GDR at -125
>>74141897
Imagine self portioning dip, you dipshit
>>74141920
meme movement and foot odor
>>74141849
its important to stay regular
>>74141920
holly has the best mma coach in the world and trains with the best mma fighter of all time jon jones
Callen is better talker than Schaub
>>74141942
>holly has the best mma coach in the world
Holly doesn't train under Mat Hume bruh.
>>74141961
literally whom?
>>74141972
You are literally a casual. He's the guy who's taught mighty mouse since the beginning. Used to be a fighter himself as well.
www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/8/14555166/michelle-waterson-ufc-208-scrum-video
>>74142002
he was a shit fighter and mighty mouse would be the GOAT without him anyway lmao, btw i have the word casual filtered
>>74141534
>soccerfags
blacked
you have 10 seconds to name the greatest fighter of all time
>>74142018
>he was a shit fighter
Shit fighters make the best coaches you mong. And Mighty Mouse would unironically still be working full time in a factory like when he was preparing to fight Dominick Cruz if it weren't for him.
Who is you're least favourite fighter?
>>74141702
>he didn't empty his bank account and put it on masvidal
>>74142060
Paige Sletten
>>74142054
filtered the word mong too
>>74142060
Cody East mbby idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaF0TUvWEk0
This is better than any promo I ever saw in pro wrestling. I love this sport.
WWE superstar Paige could be looking to follow in CM Punk's footsteps and make the jump to MMA. The former Divas champ, who is currently recovering from neck surgery, told TMZ Sports that she's seriously considering a move to the octagon.
Paige's fiance, Alberto Del Rio, is currently running the rapidly growing Combate Americas MMA league.
Alberto said there's a real chance Paige gets in the cage. Paige says she's been training like crazy and says will seriously consider making the move when her time with WWE comes to an end.
>>74142106
Paige vs. Paige
literally 5 million buys
Where my Cody bros at?
>>74142106
>make the jump to MMA
>who is currently recovering from neck surgery
>>74142174
she wants to go to a promotion with easier drug testing
>>74142147
>wearing snapbacks
>>74142174
lol you would think CM Punk getting decimated would put an end to this shit
>>74142073
>filtering on 4chan
lol you triggered or something?
>>74142189
Much funnier this way
>>74142201
triggered filtered as well
>>74142189
CM Punk's paycheck could say otherwise
>>74142231
filtered triggered filtered as well as well
name a worse fighter and human being currently signed to the ufc
>>74142106
If nothing else, I think she could do better than CM Punk. She's still young and WMMA isn't as deep. Just having the cash and opportunity to train full time puts her ahead of a lot of fighters outside the UFC, if she puts in the time.
>>74142278
Can someone explain story about how paige was supposed to shave head but she backed out with some stupid troll'd you guys idea
>>74142189
The difference is CM Punk is old as fuck, physically held together by duct tape, has had several concussions, and decided that he wanted to start his MMA career in the UFC after training for a year.
I mean, if you can't beat a local amateur or two you have no business fighting professionally. Unless you just want a payday, which he got.
>>74142300
>promise some cancer foundation that she would donate her hair if she ever got into ufc
>get into ufc
>don't cut her hair
>lie that Dana won't allow her
>Rose cuts her hair and that's fine
>Paige donates some money instead of hair
>people still bitch and moan
>>74142106
is she really 5'8 120 pounds?
>>74142345
>paige promises she'll cut her hair if people donate money
>she doesn't donate any of her own money
>gives a check to a cancer kid gets her picture taken doing it
>cuts off 3 inches of her hair
>makes an instagram post she later deleted that said "i miss my hair"
>>74142347
She is addicted to stimulants. She's so bad she can't even pass WWE's drug tests.
Post fighters that have bravely served in the war against Islam.
>>74142397
Tim "PTSD is for pussies" Kennedy
>>74142449
Tim "Retired by a fat Mexican" Kennedy
You now remember the Dean of Mean Keith Jardine
Where the FUCK is predictionbro at?
I wonder how crew chief bro is doing.
>>74142465
He's starting tomorrow
>>74142507
Why?
>>74142189
Brock Lesnar and Japan have ensured there will always be a place for pro wrestlers in MMA.
>>74142397
>t. fighters literally everyone hated
>>74142363
lmao what clown still hates Page when she's more than proven herself to be a real fighter at this point
>>74141367
Tim Kennedy was beaten by old age then he was by Kelvin.
Lack of training and active fights since Romero. His always piss poor striking yet amazing boring wrassling GnP.
A chubby Mexican in the shape of Kelvin worked him. When even Luke Rockhold, Jacare had to go to a decision and one of them was split. That's the funny reality.
for yall
>>74142762
cropped a little better for loading bar
>>74142637
That's not how the t. meme works, Hassan.
>>74141455
Dude
You should show him the Black Hebrew Israelites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcZBbQNN-Ww
When is it ok to tap to strikes?
>>74142879
the instant they're in full mount
>>74142745
>that clown makeup
>>74142910
full mount is hardly the death sentence is used to be
i remember hunt surviving bigfoot's mount multiple times in that insane fight they had
>>74142363
she unequivocally chose correctly
>>74142969
>surviving
That's about all he did though, was saved by the bell and it gave Bigfoot the 10-8 round that forced a draw.
Still the best heavyweight fight of all time btw
>giving Rose a gun
RIP Val
>>74142910
Then you turn on your stomach and tap to rnc, preserving your dignity and chin
>>74143173
Jesus fucking Christ, Pat. No trigger discipline and pointing it right at Rose's head.
>>74143173
its like she keeps getting uglier. her head is getting bigger or something and shes getting line ups on her hairline like shes a black guy
>>74143320
>getting line ups on her hairline like shes a black guy
ew i just noticed that
>>74142363
>>74143173
just what that mentally unstable woman needs
>>74143403
the one where she unironically posted "i miss my hair" is scary
>>74143173
>so psychologically damaged she has government approval to travel with a therapy dog
>>74143173
>*blocks your path*
>>74143554
Dr. Pavel, I'm IRA
>>74143574
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR PORTAL?
>>74143554
>Let's drive upto the trailer park with noting on than me jocks on in the lambo then take a picture in front of the lambo yeh
Young Jamie, why you trappin' so hard?
Why these niggas cappin' so hard?
Why you got a 12 car garage?
Why you pullin' all these rappers cards?
'Cause these niggas pussy and I'm hard
I turn that fuckin' soft into some hard
I grew up in the streets without no heart
I'm prayin' to my Glock and my carbon
>>74141392
Cannonier is my low-key boy 2bh
>>74143554
The sport of boxing
goldie showed up alone at the very next ufc after his firing
>>74143722
Is gay
>>74143746
to dislike
>>74143722
is beautiful
>>74143722
is violent
>>74143742
It was in his hometown
>mfw no one on /heem/ will cashh me outside
Pussies
Is Carlos Conduit a meme fighter?
>>74143847
Meet me behind Kelsey's
>>74143847
My little cousin said this and I had no idea what he was on about
>>74141930
joanna or karolina?
>>74143834
oh jeez
that makes it better
>>74143173
>>74143320
>shes getting line ups on her hairline like shes a black guy
>>74143892
He told the story on the MMA Hour.
That wasn't even his seat, he just happened to walk down to an empty seat, asked if they were free and sat so he could get a better look at the action since he's a big BJ fan.
Someone in the production crew must've noticed him or something and he posed to the camera without knowing they were on air
>>74143847
Sauce?
>>74143961
Dr phil nigga
Rankings are updated, LHW is a dumpster fire
>>74144022
post featherweight
>>74144022
>yfw Rumble has knocked out everyone from 2-5
>>74144037
>>74144065
spicy
>>74144065
What's going on with Aldo? No one even asks to fight him and Max has gone off to do a movie hasn't he?
>>74144095
If Holloway doesn't want to fight him, then that means Yair is next in line.
>>74144095
Yair vs KZ meme overload
>>74144065
reemove pettis from there 2bh
>>74144125
No gonna happen unless for tittle, the ufc brought in the lower divisions for the latinos and asians and they finally have marketable contenders in both markets
https://youtu.be/R-RAiYG5S6Y
wtf i love germaine now!
How come there are now asian HWs in the UFC?
>>74144172
She's 100% right. Only casual spergs cry about cards not being good before they happen.
>>74144022
>6 rua
>7 gynoguy
>>74144175
Because all the big guys go into sumo wrestling
Which WMMA fighter has the most relaxing voice?
>>74144199
Michelle
>>74142174
wwe paige can't make 115
>>74144199
rose
>>74144172
same voice as alistair
>>74144236
How do you know? Isn't like all height and weight in wrestling lies anyway
>>74144245
>HIDF
she's losing little guy
>>74144295
i was not bullying
i like alistair's voice
>>74144172
I hate people who don't get it. 206 was good because people doubted it. No one expected much from it so it came and surprised us. If people are expecting 208 to be a sleeper hit it'll end up being shit
This is how it works
>>74144245
do you have hearing disabilities?
>>74144245
Dutchies all sound the same 2bh
>>74144325
>206 was good because people doubted it
No it was good because it had lots of good match-ups on it that casuals didn't know about, they just saw that the main event had been nixed so they immediately said it wasn't worth it.
>>74144272
I just think she looks too big. I could be wrong though
>>74142174
>>74142106
mandrama pls go
>>74142060
>Jacare Souza on potential fight with Rumble Johnson
>>74142060
Based Jacare getting under some sperg's skin despite being respectful 100% of the time.
Ngannou
>>74144433
He is without question not natty, though.
>>74144440
He looks exactly the same as he did from strikeforce lol
Cormier
>>74144475
Yoel looks the same too
doesn't mean he's natty you moron lol
>>74144501
>Yoel looks the same too
lol no he doesn't you mouth-breather, plus Yoel is a confirmed roider, Jacare has never tested positive for anything and he doesn't need to idiot haha
>>74144501
yoel tested positive retard lol
>>74144022
> Shogun ranked #6
talk about a dead division.
>>74144529
He didn't even beat Corey Anderson. He handily lost that fight but judges gave him the nod.
post connonier bullying his opponent
>>74144044
You now remember that Ryan Bader was on a serious winning streak and on the cusp of a title shot before he fought like a complete retard against Rumble
>>74144522
t. idiot
>>74144513
>plus Yoel is a confirmed roider
t. idiot
>>74144577
That loss against Rumble probably took away any and all bargaining power he had too
What kind of cheetoh fingered dork gaf if a fighter is natty or not?
>>74144557
>>74144554
>le athletic wrestling man
Can't get mad at that result.
>>74144580
t. idiot
>>74144022
I WANT THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION
I WANT RYAN BADER
>>74144600
Following notification of his positive test, Romero provided USADA with access to the dietary supplement products he was using at the time of the relevant sample collection. Although Ibutamoren was not listed on any of the supplement labels, preliminary testing conducted on one of the products indicated that it contained the prohibited substance. The presence of an undisclosed prohibited substance in a product is regarded as contamination.
>>74144022
>>74144529
There's a reason the upper weights are dead and always will be dead. Any athlete thats not a manlet will go into real sports. If you're over 6 feet, over 200lbs and have tier 1 athletic ability, you could play football, basketball, soccer, pretty much anything you want. Fighting is the last thing you'd think about.
However, if you're 5'9 and 150lbs there aint much in pro sports you can do if you have tier one athletic ability.
The upper weights will never develop as long as they make shit money and arent taken care of healthcare wise
>>74144601
I wonder why he's even on there, Dana literally said he's off to Bellator
>>74144588
I really like Ion. Got some big holes in his game but his style and demeanour make him must watch TV, for me.
>>74144580
>Muh tainted supplements
Literally dog ate my homework
>>74144614
you realize USADA themselves said that, right?
>>74144614
Yeah but the teacher cut the dog open and found the homework in there
"Yoel Romero isn't natty but Ronaldo Souza is" - a fanboy idiot
>>74144648
t. idiot
"I get triggered by Jacare Souza being the GOAT submission artist in MMA" - Kelsey's employee
>>74144690
lol really pissed you off with that eh
I FORESEE FOR MY FUTURE
1....2.....3.....10 STEAKS TONIGHT
>>74144727
t. Ngannou cuck
>>74144721
I like Jacare
doesn't make him natty
idiot lol
>>74144797
Jacare is so natural his middle name might as well be Martha Stewart.
Idiot lol
>>74144884
>hue
>natty
pick only one
>>74144797
>>74144884
>if i put a 'lol' in there somewhere he'll think i'm bemused by his antics and definitely not emotionally invested
>>74144911
idiot lol
>>74144911
lmao
>>74144065
How the fuck is KZ not ahead of Yair?
>>74144995
Cause Yair is better and more active
>>74144955
t. idiot
>>74144995
>>74145012
KZ vs Yair who wins
>>74145026
I dominate your thoughts and feelings
>>74145029
I'm going with KZ. I like Yair but he's been fighting cans. KZ has a first round KO against a top 10 opponent and he's just getting (re)started
>>74145029
tentatively KZ
yair didn't look impressive vs caceres. he looked amazing vs penn but who knows what that actually means.
>>74144095
well to be honest Aldo got no business in that division anymore, aside from Holloway he has beat anyone relevant, some of them even twice
>>74145029
Literally Yair
>>74145064
>>74145058
At first I had the same reaction, but honestly, I can't think of a more dangerous striker other than Conor when you look at Yair right now. His kicks are fuckin lights out.
I really want him to fight Dooho but I also want them both to other top 10 guys next.
>>74145058
>I like Yair but he's been fighting cans
I bet I can go on the archives and find you saying this right before the BJ fight lol what a hater.
>>74145103
I bet you can go on the archives and find a pic of me with my balls in your mouth
>>74145094
literally based on what
>>74145103
Are you seriously trying to imply that BJ is not a can? He had his day but that day is long, long past. I'm not putting anything on Yair til he gets a win against a real opponent.
>>74145132
Youth, better striking, non-deleted chin.
>>74145134
>Are you seriously trying to imply that BJ is not a can?
Oh so now BJ is a can huh? Funny how he wasn't before he got kicked in the head 10 times in a row.
Why doesn't everyone do this?
>>74145149
He definitely was though m8
>>74145155
There were a bunch of people here giving him a serious chance of winning lol
>>74141367
I believe there's a little difference between harrasing unarmed civilians and MMA fighting where you have to stand by yourself
>>74145137
>>74145132
yair is garbage, split decision wins over nobodies. Yairs meme style has massive holes in it, only reason he's gotten away with it is because of how young he is
>>74145197
Lol keep h8ing loser. Yair will be FW champ by early next year.
>>74145197
Yair is a fuckin assassin bud what are you talking about
He leaves openings due to throwing such wild strikes, sure, but his feet are like lightning. His kicks remind me of Barboza and he's probably the only person that I can say that about in the UFC
>>74145215
>Yair will be FW champ by early next year.
lmao no way nigga no way
>>74145100
>I can't think of a more dangerous striker other than Conor when you look at Yair right now. His kicks are fuckin lights out.
What the FUCK are you on about, Yair has 2 for 6 finishes in the UFC
He's turning into something special but he's no killer, not yet.
>>74144882
Floyd will clown him.
>>74145230
He doesn't need to be a killer to be good lol.
>Muh finishes
He's literally 145's Stephen Thompson. I bet if he was white you'd all love him, buncha hypocrites haha
>>74145249
Don't put words in my mouth, I was responding to a post. I love Yair and I'm not the sort of guy that needs to see finishes to know somebody's really good.
>>74145230
have you followed very many young UFC fighters?
his level of growth and the point he is at in regards to his talent in contrast with his age is incredible you fuckin goof
>>74145224
>His kicks remind me of Barboza and he's probably the only person that I can say that about in the UFC
uuuh Aldo?
>>74145154
>let go of waist and lean back
>???????
>north south postion
>>74145262
when was the last time you were impressed by a kick aldo threw
>>74145263
You could scramble out in time
>>74145269
he chop Faber legs down like they were trees
>>74145154
It looks like old boy could've taken the back if he had better jits.
>>74145279
>10 fights ago is the last time you saw Aldo throw an impressive kick
>>74145137
>Youth
KZ has been out 3 years and hes still only 29
>better striking
KZ just KO'd bermudez
>non-deleted chin
KZs chin can handle the memes
>>74145154
cause all the guy holding you would have to do is clip your foot and you wouldn't see it
>>74145292
KZ has been was last KOed by a high kick
random heem
>>74145261
>his level of growth and the point he is at in regards to his talent in contrast with his age is incredible you fuckin goof
I know, but what does this have to do with what I said?
>>74145292
>KZ just KO'd bermudez
Bermudez was lighting him up prior, could have finished him even lol
Yair would KO him and I'd put yuge money on it
>>74145312
I said Yair was a straight killer and you said he wasn't lol
>>74145322
>post a picture of your daughter
>get comments come about guys wanting to fuck her
Why do normies do social media?
>>74145329
>it's a fucking newfag who's never watched KZ fight
He got his nickname because he eats a lot of nasty shots and come back to win anyway. It may not be pretty or technical but it works for him, his chin is made of diamond
>>74145345
>his chin is made of diamond
and his heart is made of gold
>>74145335
He isn't though. He's great but a killer is a hyper dangerous fighter. The guy who's finished only a third of his UFC fights doesn't really scream killer to me.
Again, I am not saying that a lack of finishes makes him any less of a fighter.
>>74145132
kek
>Mayweather is faster than McGregor
yeah nah tho
>>74145345
> It may not be pretty or technical
And I just said Yair is the better striker and that this is why he'd win haha.
>>74145349
sounds like you're just being contrarian to me bud
right now, he is a killer. that's why I made reference to his level of development since he was on TUF and you didn't think that was relevant
he has grown exponentially since his debut and as of right now he is an extremely dangerous striker. if you don't think he is, you probably just don't follow mma very closely, nothing against that, nothing wrong with that man people have different interests
>>74145365
Saying Yair is a better striker is too broad imo, his kicks are great but he looks uncomfortable in boxing range.
I think he's going to get gameplan'd to a dull decision at some point when he takes the next step up in competition.
>tfw not sure if BJ is complete shit now or Yair just made him look like complete shit
>>74145409
he headkicked BJ from boxing range
>>74145365
It's not pretty or technical because it doesn't need to be, you dense fuck. lrn2readingcomprehension
>>74144065
>15.Renan Barao
fuck
>>74145407
Why do you keep trying to change the subject and call me a casual?
>>74145424
>>74145442
>lrn2readingcomprehension
You're the one who needs to learn how to read amigo. You seem to be butthurt with the fact that I believe Yair would win against KZ, you need to calm down lol.
>>74145444
He got a gimme fight and couldn't even dominate the guy
>>74145445
it's ok if you don't watch fights dude
>>74145409
Yair is the better striker. In fact I'll go ahead and say he's the best striker in FW right now.
Don't (you) me.
>>74145458
You're wrong, you've been told why repeatedly, and yet you persist. Why?
they should let Choi permanently delete Barao's chin
>>74145488
hey that's a great idea
>>74145483
Wrong about what scrub? Let's retrace our steps:
>Who would win between KZ and Yair
>Yair
>Why?
>Cause he's the better striker
>Hurr newfag casual KZ has le monster chin dumb casual that's why he's called da zombie
>Yair is the better striker and he'd win
>Hurr lrn2read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2HOQOF9bOY
>1:17
Is this some wing chun bullshit? I remember Silva training this exact same thing with Dan Inosanto some years ago
americans are the worst posters on heem and that's even including the ronda fanboy aussie
>>74145527
>Yair is a better striker
>That's debatable and it won't matter anyway, KZ can take his blows without issue
>B-b-b-but Yair is a better striker lol
>I just told you that won't help him you illiterate goof
>lol butthurt much? lol
>>74145547
>leaf talking about post quality
>>74145557
>Being a better striker won't help him win a fight against someone notorious for taking a lot of punishment
Lol damn dude I think I'm gonna tap out here
>>74145547
t.adan AKA the biggest sperg on all of heem
>>74145538
I feel like Silva has been obsessed about making oriental martial arts work in UFC for quite some time
>>74142879
Is never ok. En Brazil ju will be kicked out av zhem for dis. Leave jour belt, jour gi, an all av jour patches at da door. Goo bye! Ju dishespect us no more.
*heavy breathing*
*American stars swirling around*
who's next for her?
>>74145688
my dick
>>74145688
I got a funny feeling they might do Grasso/PVZ
>>74145704
They would never do that you goof lol are you serious?
>>74145697
>>74145697
please go away
>>74145704
i dont think they want van zant against any dangerous opponents
>>74145712
and why not m'lad?
>>74145624
>what is judo and muay thai
Even BJJ if you want to stretch it
>>74145579
>implying it will go to decision
Yair will wear himself out with a bunch of ineffectual high kicks, leaving an opening for KZ to finish him.
>>74145761
>Yair will wear himself out
Like he did against Caceres? lol
>>74145740
Cause they're both rising stars and they wouldn't pit them against each other unnecessarily. Their next fights will be against unranked cans and/or Valerie Letourneau
>>74145769
>>74145712
I actually love it
>>74145777
I'd rather see Valerie Letourneau fight for the 145lb ultimate surrender belt
who is this guy
>>74145777
>grasso lost to herrig
both will never ever be champion
>>74145769
>b-but he did X against a 12-9 scrub
lol
>>74145792
Grasso could be champ one day, shes only 23
>>74145791
just look at those knockers!
>>74145791
johny hendricks steak advisor, Tre Odai
>>74145809
>He'll lose to Fili
>He'll lose to Caceres
>He'll lose to BJ
>He'll lose to KZ
>He'll lose to Swanson
>He'll lose to Frankie
>He'll lose to Aldo
>He'll lose to Conor
>He'll lose to Jones
>He'll lose to Stipe
>He'll lose to Ngannou
>Trust me guise he's a meme fighter xD
>>74145816
Paige is only 22
>>74144199
Karolina
Am i correct in assuming my girl Valentina will be champ within a year?
>>74144608
This, middleweight is probably the last division with decent athletes.
>>74145915
she has a good chance
>>74145915
Amanda will beat her handily, then raquel, then talk about how unstoppable amanda is and if she can beat up men will come again
>>74144882
Not bad, his defense (or his reflexes to dodge) is alright
>>74146018
Lol his defense is the worst part of that video
>>74144608
No dude. The reality is the sport of mma fighting doesn't have a clear step up system. They don't have elementary, middle school then high school fighting teams the way soccer,football, American handegg do. And also the rules of the sport create the athlete. The rules are such in basketball that tall lanky dudes who are extremely quick rule top tier basketball. The best stay and the rest get weeded out thru time because they have gentic advantages. Same with any sport.
The best fighters in the UFC have been training since they were young. That means mommy and daddy was paying for them to go learn to fight at one point. How many people do you know want their kid to be a destroyer and ect. Then comes the truth. A lot of people aren't meant to be martial artists. They don't like getting hit they don't like training therefore they get weeded out. That's why the talent pool of MMA will never be that large at any point. The sport will grow but true high level dudes will exist in handfuls per division. Dudes don't get weeded out in mma because of rules because we have weight classes. If this UFC 1 rules only HW would fight today there would be no royce gracie in 2017.
An Athletic dude like Travis Browne who said fuck it I'm strong and fast for a HW I can do this MMA shit hit a wall and is going to continue to get wrecked.
Martial Arts take time to learn and master. And the general population of the mma world is small asf. And when these kids who been training all their lives end up being small it's because they are about average size in the normal human world. Very few people are over 6ft and 200 lean muscle walking on your streets.
LeBron James let's say he said fuck it 5 years ago Im doing this MMA shit for the glory. He would have hit a wall the same way Travis did. Ability don't mean shit if you get stiffed by a right hand by a dude doing it a lot longer then you.
>>74146036
The way he moves back and forth is really good. If the gloves were mma gloves he might KO Floyd quickly with precise timing. McGregor should be allowed special MMA gloves.
But he lacks head movement and that flaw in his game will get exploited really quick by Floyd (he got hit by an easily slipable overhand right) once he gets McGregor timing down and distance and he will KO McGregor eventually in the 12th round fight.
Floyds the greatest of all time. Once he finds a flaw like that your going to get punished all night
How would he have done in MMA?
>>74146090
Would have memed hard on Cruz and taken the belt
>>74146090
>KO'ed a heavyweight while walking at 170 lbs
All division champ
>>74146144
>>74146144
>>74146144
its a meme belt anyways
>>74146090
Always interesting how early 2000s movies portrayed 'cagefighting' as some disgusting seedy shit the protag does because they're desperate.
>>74146144
>>74146144
>>74144065
Why is Pettis there when he said he's never fighting at FW again?
>>74144199
J O J O
O
J
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>>74146184
He should just stop fighting in general desu
Michael Bisping, the natty GOAT
>>74143173
>She has more trigger discipline than the fatso predator degenerate pedophile that lured her
Really gets my noggin joggin.
>>74146200
He should take like a year off
>>74145915
if they make women's flyweight
>>74146229
What is he thinking here?
>>74146254
Yoel will send me back here again
>>74146254
>I can't fookin see
>>74146231
notice how the gun is pointed at rose in addition to his finger on the trigger? he has a strong unconscious murder drive towards rose, probably because she's a living reminder of his failure and he resents her for putting up with him when he feels unworthy.
>>74146254
>I hope Yoel is using a condom, God forbid I have to raise another child
>>74146144
Kek confirms
>>74146277
your life can get better anon. you just have to try friend. the first step is the hardest but seek help
>>74146283
Based /ourgirl/
>>74146254
Wow didn't know Hendo beat him up this bad. It was supposed to be an EASY fight too.
>>74146326
be careful
I LOHVE YU MYKE
SEE YU SOON.... BOI
>>74146290
if you interject 'seek help' in unrelated comment chains you should probably follow your own advice. it's clearly on your mind.
but as you've demonstrated you are frightened by genuine psychological insight, so maybe that's why you don't.
>>74146332
>handled H bombs
>handled Silva's knee
All he needs to do is survive 2 rounds and Romero is done
>>74146354
And then Bisping gets heem'd in the 3rd
>>74146354
good thing romero finishes fights in the 3rd
>>74146354
Till he gets finished in the 3rd
I LAWV YEW ADAN
SHEE YEW SHOON...BOI
>>74146370
>>74146371
>>74146373
>tfw Bispings daughter is going to get BLACKED and theres nothing he will be able to do about it because he will have CTE and be blind in both eyes, being pushed around in a wheelchair by his gay son
>>74146397
Yoel wouldn't touch a 14 year old...would he?
>>74146411
He's a good Christian man of course not
>>74146354
>getting dropped by dinosaurs
Will Glover stand and bang with Cannonier? He's always bringing up Muh Mike tython
>>74146445
he stood with rumble
>>74146144
>>74146155
Impressive, very nice.
>>74146450
for 13 seconds
>>74144199
JoJo
>>74146281
kek, took me a second to understand
Does Rockhold suck at banter or is Bisping that good?
>>74146453
Watch this
et tu?
>>74146479
Rockhold should start dating Bispings daughter and then him and Bisping can do a TED talk about it in a few years
If trips, Germaine finishes Holly in the second round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6CEwUiGpZA&t=0s
>>74146493
Unlucky buddeh
>>74146555
Nice buddeh
BREHS
>>74146493
Thats how you get trips, buddeh
>>74146555
>>74146561
Oh my...
>>74146555
>Legs Crossed
>Flared knees
shitty armbar tbqh
>>74146561
>mfw she farts and it smells so fookin bad
Bisping's daughter
>>74146637
don't talk about my gf
>>74146561
who is this?
>>74146487
et tu yef?
>>74146411
>shes only 14
wtf
>>74146672
Jefs property
real fite fan hours
post heems
>>74146555
>Kleio Valentien
I can fap to this
>>74146715
bless him
>>74146750
wtf, CM punk already had his 2nd fight?
>>74146637
go on
>>74146411
I LOBE YOU ELLIE
SEE YOU SOON...GIRL
good morning heemlords
>>74141031
>islam
It's not about islam. Churkas from Kavkaz are just born wrestlers. It's like chess or football for their kids. We kinda play chess, hockey or football, they wrestle. Most of them are not even religious. They go to nightclubs and do shit.
>>74141031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptaNak1B3_Q
Just got back from my first introductory session at a MMA gym and man, that's some of the most fun I've had in ages
>>74146820
No my friend his name is literally Islam
>>74146354
Have you seen Romero vs Machida? He could do that to anybody in the division. Yoel is lowkey the scariest fighter in the UFC.
>>74146834
>Yoel is lowkey the scariest fighter in the UFC.
Excuse me?
>>74146812
is that bernie?
>it's a former wrestler that only fights stand-up and never shoots takedowns
Why are there so many?
>>74146838
he said scariest not goofiest looking
>>74146838
Rumble
>>74146834
>>74146838
>>74146855
At least we can agree whitebois aren't and will never be scary.
what the fuck is wrong with his eye lads
>>74146857
I don't know man a certain jacked white boy scares the shit out of me
>>74146838
>Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Best fighter in the UFC right now is Stipe so he is by default the scariest.
If your favorite weightclass isn't Heavyweight then you are NOT a real fight fan!
>>74146866
Inbred Brit my friend. Lucky for them Adan's cousins are adding a bit more genetic diversity for the future generation
>>74146877
>Lesnar
>scary
Any heavyweight now can punch and fuck him up. Definitely wouldn't be able to handle Ngannou
>>74146899
>Definitely wouldn't be able to handle Ngannou
That's an interesting fight to think about, gotta imagine a healthy Lesnar wins it though, Ngannou's ground game vs Blaydes looked like it was limited to bucking upwards and scrambling though.
>>74146884
Stipe? Couldn't handle Ngannou
Jon Jones? Couldn't handle Ngannou
Cormier? Couldn't handle Ngannou
Cain? Couldn't handle Ngannou
JDA? Couldn't handle Ngannou
Brock? Couldn't handle Ngannou
Werdum? Couldn't handle Ngannou
Overeem? Couldn't handle Ngannou
Rumble? Couldn't handle Ngannou
Ngannou is the scariest man in the UFC
>>74146899
Brock gets EVERYONE he fights down. Can't say much on Ngannou's ground game, but if its poor he loses. I'd also bet he could take Ngannou's hits for a while
>>74146928
Kangaroo meat Mir would make Lesnar his little bitch again
>>74143847
>two trailer park girls say
>"cassh me outside"
>"cassh me outside"
>"cassh me outside"
>>74146411
>14
Careful she doesnt get KEBABED
>>74146921
Schaub is a tough match up for him. He has the athletic edge and a huge advantage on the ground. Striking could be risky but Schaub would probably establish the takedown pretty easily.
This is quality memeing
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQSEWJNBLb8/
>>74146884
JDS is gonna run train. He tapped to Overeem, he's gonna tap to Cigano.
What do u lads think of the dogs on this card?
Roan Carneiro and Nik Lentz? thinking of dropping a cheeky tenner
>>74147054
I like Lentz, haven't seen much from Carneiro.
Find a flaw
>>74147056
Hes a third degree black belt and looks like he's juicing. Don't know much about LaFlare doe
>>74147057
>Nunes still ranked above Dillashaw
>Cruz ranked above Dillashaw
what is this memery
>>74147073
Why wouldn't Cruz be ranked above TJ? Cruz beat him.
>>74143872
obvious answer
>>74146750
Who is the loser? Has he ever fought before?
>>74147082
Cruz beat him, then beat the corpse of Faber, then got fucking destroyed over five rounds by Cody, whereas Dillashaw has beaten top contenders soundly.
Did you guys see TMZ post that vid of Conor getting caught clean and shook up in sparring against a literal who?
>cruz beat TJ
I hate this meme
>>74142345
>>74142363
>>74143403
>I didn't say I would cut my hair off!!!!! I only said that 2 years ago!
>This is her cancer money page.
Think she changed her story again after that though didn't she? Like cut off 3 inches of it and then said "see?? I said I would "chop" my hair, but not all of it!!!"
She is the most vapid, attention seeking twat I can't fucking STAND her REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74147093
That's Artem, goof.
>>74147093
Conor dominating easily. Mayweather gets KO'd inside 2 rounds.
>>74147087
That's why TJ is #2, below the guy who beat him and the champion.
You're not really making any sense. Cruz is one fight removed from being the untouchable champion in GOAT consideration.
>>74147102
I can't tell if you're being ironic or not.
Literally wgaf you autists have some weird ways of virtue signaling
>>74147107
I'm talking about on the p4p.
>>74147107
>Cruz is one fight removed from being the untouchable champion in GOAT consideration.
how can you think that when he has like 2 decisive wins in his whole career lmao
>>74147109
>virtue signaling
Lol what? Were you just desperate to use that phrase or something?
>>74147111
Oh, those are just marketing gimmicks. I wouldn't worry about them.
>>74147112
Hey, remember when you said Dominick Cruz 'unironically' has bad footwork?
>>74147116
That's what you dummies are doing
>>74147119
I wasnt the one sperging about his footwork that was boxswede newfriend
but he literally does have bad footwork
>inb4 how did he win all those fights then
>inb4 how doesnt he get hit then
He might get hit the least but hes also not hitting his opponents lmao. His career is filled with split DEC's and the only decisive wins he has were against mizugaki and the 3rd fight with faber
>>74147124
You're an idiot m'dude.
>>74147128
The strength of your argument has convinced me
>>74147144
good
studboy bless
>>74143855
Is Mango Swibe a good fighter?
Is he a pathological liar?
I've known guys that have an interesting story for every situation and they've turned out to be liars.
>>74144095
>>74145091
I loved Aldo but he's so fucked now. Super paper champ, his belt is tainted now and will be forever until he beats McGoobins in a hematch which is impossible because that fight would never happen.
It really sucks that just because of the Conor saga his 10 years or absolute dominance is just forgotten about
>>74144199
This pie face
someone post that embedded where she was doing that asmr voice in the hotel room
>>74147179
Just be content in the knowledge that Conor knows a rematch can only be a worse result even if he wins and will never dare to fight Aldo again.
>>74147179
>just because of the Conor saga
Guy was on steroids all the time.
>>74147190
That's exactly it. If Conor doesn't KO him in less than 13 then it can only be a worse result.
So fucked. I was hyped for that fight like I havent been in years and I never got to see it.
Just heem myself 3bh
>>74145915
She's actually my girl mate, but yes
>>74146857
What about Cain
And yes he is white
I hate my life.
>>74146555
Cringed hard.
Love me sum kleio doe
:(
>>74146812
top o te mornen tew ye
>>74147172
He's black, so yes.
>>74145154
Look how far away his base is from cerrone's hips. He has no leverage bending over like that with that grip on his waist.
If he got a seatbelt grip and adjusted his base to where it wasn't his full arm's length away he'd have a much better chance of retaining the back.
Pretty much everyone doesn't do this, because most high level grapplers dont leave that much space between the hips when they are going for a takedown. If the person going for the throw/takedown gets his hips lower than who he's throwing, none of this shit happens.
>>74147297
>Cerrone
also
>high school coach telling pro fighters how to grapple
So how long till Khabib's out due to injury?
>>74147297
>cerrone's
>>74145154
>lean back
>get kneed in the kidneys
mixed martial arts
>>74142833
>that black guy laughing in the background