/heem/ ufc 208 edition

SPERG OP ON SUICIDE WATCH

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nice

Nunes would kill Joanna
prove me wrong

rory = god tier boy imo

spergOP is going to commit an act of terrorism

Is anyone here purchasing ufc 208

>>74136287
people actually buy ppvs at 2017?
lmao

>>74136287
yes

>>74136294
>>74136294
>>74136294

REAL NEW!

>>74136295
get fucked

Who wins Holly or Germane?

>>74136322
GDR

mma is the most hardcore sport

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Who do you see as a new champion in 2017?

>>74136336

Jacare

>8(

>>74136336
Holloway

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>he cant afford to pay for ppv

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>PPVs aren't part of his satellite channel subscription

>>74136384
Who's your satellite provider in italy?

>>74136356
>>74136372

You two fags arguing over new threads and OPs is one of my favourite heem memes.

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>>74136387
Sky

>>74136391
me too lol

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>>74136384

>he pays for TV

is this the new /heem/

>>74136454
I am responsible for /heem2.0/

Y'all welcome.

>>74136460
do we finally merge with /box/

>>74136475
No. /box/ had their chance, now they're on their own. /heem/ will replace /sp/ itself in 8 months if we all follow my lead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd4cE0V6qIg

Weekly Jack "Hack" Slack

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for future threads

>>74136475
I opened one of their threads the other day and they actually buy PPV's and someone was using their purchase ticket number or something to determine the number of buys it had


Very archaic

Yoel has the most based translator in the UFC

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>>74136503

>>74136491
can you photoshop a reflection of schaub into his eyes please

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WHO

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rewatching ufc87

time flies, huh

>>74136503
yoel is most based fighter in mma see you soon boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>all the /heem/ shitters are non-whites

Why am I not surprised?

>>74136503
He always seems so infatuated with yoel. I think he´s in love with him.

>>74136489
cheers la

>>74136619
Yoel is his bear.

>>74136336
Jon Boner Jones

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>>74136173
You can't joking about OP, be careful. #thisisnotshow

Upcoming events:

2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: >>74133187

News:

>Werdum-Rothwell set for UFC 211
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/report-fabricio-werdum-ben-rothwell-will-join-champ-stipe-miocic-vs-junior-dos-santos-at-ufc-211

>Jacare expects Romero rematch after UFC 208 because he knows Bisping will duck both of them
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14400736/jacare-souza-expects-yoel-romero-rematch-ufc-208-michael-bisping-is-running

>Blaydes wants Ngannou rematch in future
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14513340/curtis-blaydes-wants-francis-ngannou-rematch-in-the-future

>UFC 211 opening odds
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/opening-odds-champ-stipe-miocic-more-than-2-1-favorite-over-junior-dos-santos-in-ufc-211-rematch

>>74136336
Yoel

very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12295779
http://www.strawpoll.me/12295779
http://www.strawpoll.me/12295779

>>74136619
I agree. He stares at Yoel hanging on to every word Yoel says tbqh

>>74136503
Overrated

>>74136487
*Potions Lead*

>>74136398
Whoa I never knew Sky was satellite. Makes sense. What do pay per month? My directv bill is like $110, if I order one PPV the bill goes up to $170

>>74136868
Holy shit that is expensive, my satellite TV deal is 10 USD per month and I get UFC PPV's included in that

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>>74136489
Nice I got the first dislike this week

>>74136549
Bro I watched UFC 52 Couture vs Liddel two nights ago. Everyone (Dana, Joe, Goldie) looked young as fuck. Even Hendo looked young.

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we do not deserve this man

>>74136881
Post your bill, I dont believe you.

>>74136523
if Fedor loses we riot

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>>74136619
>>74136666
>>74136789
>These asocial, pornography addicted, sexually confused goofs who never had a close male friend
Sad!

>>74136912
I'm not gonna post screens from my bank

>>74136925
WHERE
DO
YOU
THINK
YOU
ARE

>Anonymous 02/08/17(Wed)07:24:01 No.74136215▶>>74136250
>>74136195
>actually can't, i'm walking to class right now

So you posted >>74136712
while in class? Like from your computer?

Shouldn't you be paying attention to your instructor, or looking over class material?

>>74136927
log in to your sky tv account and screencap the bill. Whats hard about that?

>>74136868
>$110
pretty ridiculous desu
40 per month here (including divegrass and lots of other sports)

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>>74136932
Guess where I'm from.

[spoiler]NOT AROUND HERE[/spoiler]

>>74136944
I don't have a sky tv you goof, I got Polsat

>>74136503
Why does Kenya do so much shitposting on /sp/ and nowhere else

>>74136961
>thinking spoilers work on /sp/
yeah, I can see that

>>74136964
Your the goof tryna lie about having something then making excuses and sidetracking when pressed to prove it.

>>74136964
Poland doesn't have satellites you little cabbage-eating liar.

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>>74136972
>This turbo dickbreath anal fissure having shitbird trying to flex at the OWNER of /heem/

Looks like we got ourselves fresh meat, lads.

>>74136983
lmao m8, face it, americans are just cucked when it comes to spending

>>74137001
Maybe youre cucked when it comes to net income.

>>74136925

I´ve had some best buds. I don´t look at them that way. Stop projecting.

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>>74136996
>turbo dickbreath anal fissure
>shitbird trying to flex

yes, new fancy words

glad you're back, puto

>>74137006
Yeah that's also true

>>74136983
Plot twist: he's 14 and his mom won't let him see the bill

>>74136996
nah spoiler tag some more posts my man, it's a good look. ironic spoilering.

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>>74136983
It's a combined bill with internet 40 for TV, 60 for net. 4 PLN = 1 USD

>not filtering spainsperg

lads, not a good look for you

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>>74137007
>Projecting
If anything I'm projecting normality. Next you'll say DC is gay for loving his friend Cain.

How insecure are you, buddeh? You're an average bloke, I'm a friendship Samurai.

>>74137012
W O O O
T I O

>>74137031
I'm bringing the ironic spoiler back in vogue. In a few years y'all will be thanking me.

>I was already making plans for 209
>Have to suffer through 208
Wew. Might be a sleeper hit like 199 tho.

>>74137049
How? I´m not familiar with filtering.

>>74137037
Ok well that's $25, not $10 like you originally said.

So then your internet is via satellite? We have satellite internet at our vacation house and the speeds are shit and we can only use like 10 GB a month.

My internet is via cable and it's like $70 a month, unlimited data. I get like 50 down/10 up over wifi.

>>74137118
If you get 4chanx you can use the menu to filter by flag, shit in the namefield, content in the post, filename, all kinds of options. Spainsperg is predictable enough that I haven't seen a post from him in months.

>>74137127
Nah I got internet through fiber but sat TV, only bill is combined because they offer discount for packages. And tv is 10 bucks of that

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>Filtering

Pussies.

>>74137156
your head is so far up your own ass

>>74137157
lol quit arguing with that dude he don't even bundle. you won this round, poland

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I could heem every white boi here

>>74136934
>10:24:01
>11:45:53

I know it's too much to ask of you, but please try to have an IQ above 7 next time you make a post on /heem/.

>>74137323
not a chance bud I'd slap you around

>>74136712
How the fuck is Stipe that big a favourite?

>>74136904
this is actually fucking hilarious

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>>74137336
We'll see about that bud. Meet me behind Kelsey's tonite

>>74137337
Recency bias. Overeem knocked JDS out between when he decisioned the fuck out of Stipe and when Stipe knocked Overeem out. Plus the champ is almost always the favourite.

>>74136904
Yoel should be so much more than a soldier. He ought to at least be a colonel of God.

>>74137359
Kind of a rhetorical question really, I understood all of those reasons, just wanted to get the discussion going about how those two match up.

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*blocks your path*

who has the biggest penis in mixed martial arts?

>>74137422
Jon Jones was carrying MAGNUM CONDOMS

>>74136969
I shitpost everywhere but most boards don't have flags (and by everywhere I mean on /fit/)

>>74137007
>responding to Spain
You should know better, Hans

>JDS getting a third titleshot after one win
>Other contenders don´t exist
>The state of HW division

Its incredible how much easier it is for the heavyweights to get to the top compared to the lighter divisions. Ironically its incredibly difficult to defend the HW belt. Really makes you think

>>74137422
I do.

>>74137422
cyborg

>>74137334
Never heard of a college/uni where the classes werent two hours long.

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>>74137156
running from a fight and getting triggered on a chinese image board, mommy mommy i want my safe space.

>>74137337

Miocic looked good in his last fights, comes from 4 wins by K.O. and Cigano got 2 wins by dec and 2 losses in his last 4

>>74136904
Already taken down :(

gofundme
michael-bisping-retirement-party

>>74137502
>>74136904

>>74137511
sorry bro

>>74137495
>if people don't want to read my drivel, they're trying to make a safe space!

nigga I don't read tom clancy either, go be derivative elsewhere

>>74137495
Except he looked better than ever against rothwell and he's already beaten stipe.

https://youtu.be/1FwHxTZmRCQ

Heavy Hands

(Spoilers: GDR is going to murder Holm)

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/8/14543654/kimbo-slice-bellator-149-pre-fight-medical-documents-kevin-ferguson-dada-5000-mma-news

Kimbo's pre-fight medicals got FOI'd

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>>74137495
your waifu a shit

>>74137551
JDS vs Stipe 1 was a fun fight, shouldn't be too hard to sell the rematch

>>74137422
Phil Davis

>>74137356
alright bud and if you let me know before you show up I can make up an extra order of dip and I'll sneak it out back if you want so we can have some before we throw down if that's cool I usually have a snack before I throw down is all just so long as it's cool I'll bring some out just let me know

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*gallops towards you*

>>74137672
Mickey tapped

>>74137672
this is always funny to me because avoiding the one-two punch and shooting a double-leg was the first thing i learned in jiu jitsu

>>74136173
>only available on PPV
We'll just see about that.

>decide to take a look at the boxing thread on /sp/
>like 1 post every 10 minutes

kek nice 'sport'

>>74136287
I'll PPV 209, but I'm not paying for this shitter.

>>74137735
Enjoy your v&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siDix6t-1fM

>>74136287

>buying the shittest PPV of the year

>>74137760
>dat slag from :25 to :30

MUH

Why doesn't Barnett commission a manga of his adventures in MMA?

>Travis Brown + Johny Hendricks yields +362

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>>74137769
Why are Cubans so based?

>>74137757
Funny thing is, 208's not worthing PPVing and it's not worth getting v& for. Hell of a thing.

>>74137769

>The Natty GOAT has fought

>Anderson
>Rashad
>Hendo x2
>Wandy
>TrTor
>Rockhold x2
>Matt (i defeated Jon Jones) Hamill

Why would he be scared of Roidero?

>>74137551
cigano fought smart against rothwell, it was a good fight but a k.o is always more impressive and miocic k.o. overeem and werdum who are bigger names than rothwell.
I'm with cigano in this fight and the bet odds looks kind of fair to me.

>>74137597
seeing that pic make me remember the pride anime intro, the good ol days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKK-phzGJmE

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>>74137786
he's an american

>>74137596

GNR gasses in the 4th and Holly is so much faster in the 4th and 5th that she wins an easy decision.

>>74137780
Hendricks is getting mauled. Just put your money on Browne.

>>74137808

I dunno

Its a debate whos more deleted now, Hector or Hendricks

>>74137806
GDR is getting the finish in round 2. This is going to look like a homicide.

>>74137814
That's not the kind of bet I like to make. And again, Browne should be the favourite by a country mile. Just do a single and take the free money.

>>74137814
at least Hendricks didn't get two life changing beating in a row, either Lombard wins early or Hendricks grinds him out.

>>74137832

>Browne should be the favourite by a country mile. Just do a single and take the free money

Browne will stand and get heem'd

>>74137841
Cain was an early stoppage coming after spinning shit from fucking downtown and Werdum couldn't knock Browne out with a dragon kick. Lewis is a meme fighter that's going to get starched.

>women headlining ppvs

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>>74137832
stop fucking posting lol

>>74137882
this. he really is fucking awful.

>>74137882
The difference here being you're actually making shit up to justify your goof logic

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>>74137882
This is the same dork I completely destroyed after UFC 207.

He's legit mentally ill, a proper autist and a newfag who thought I was actually a Spaniard.

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>>74137786
IT'S THE IMMIGRANT MENTALITY COCKSUCKA

>>74137906
oh, I made something up?

what did I make up bud

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>>74137918
>>74137900
among the absolute worst around here

>>74137921
That Holly is some super fast striker that is going to beat a bigger Shevchenko

>>74137921
>what did I make up bud
"GDR gasses in the 4th"

You've never seen her in the 4th.

>>74137930
I'm certainly among terrible posters, yes.

>>74136904
>I lave you, Mike!
>See you soon, boi!

How shook is Bisbing right now?

i'm every american poster that doesn't capitalize the first letter nor uses any punctuation

>>74137933
>>74137934
do you think GDR is fast

do you think GDR has good cardio

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>>74137882

>>74136904

BASED YOEL

>>74137746
Boxing is a dying sport. Too many limitations, it seems silly compared to MMA. It's also sad that all the old boxing greats would get beat up by an average blue belt.

>>74137981
I think that GDR is entirely capable of getting Holm into the clinch and kneeing her in the head until she's unconscious.

I don't think that Holm can do the same, and I don't think that her point fighting style is going to work on someone who went undefeated in kickboxing for close to fifty matches and who is younger, larger, and more athletic.

>>74137933
>a bigger Shevchenko

Haha you've never seen GDR fight have you? Please stop parroting what the australian rondasperg says, the same guy who believed Arlovski and BJ Penn would win.

>>74138008
Thanks la

>>74138041
you honestly sound like you don't have a fuckin clue lol

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>>74137484
not surprising, considering you've never been to college and never will go to one

>>74138080
Post your slip, bud.

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>>74138008
Rory is my boy, bud.

>>74135847
>>74135856
>>74135862
>>74135876
>>74135897

don't believe me though lads go ahead and believe the aussie here he really knows his shit

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Anyone else hyped about Jarred Brooks? The guy is supposed to be a great prospect.

>>74136173
>only available on PPV

>A world without streams

>>74138052
You're literally just being contrarian at this point

>>74138094
>cherry picking your wins

post open bets

>>74138102
Enjoy prison.

>>74138096
I can't really be hyped about a ultra manlet but hopefully he beats Mccalls faggoty hipster ass

>>74138084

it is a fair point that it is extremely unlikely that you have webms with the same naming convention saved on your phone though, bud

and that you post webms and news and helpful links while walking to class.

>>74138096
He's a wrestlefucker with a sloppy overhand. McCall by UDec

>>74138117
*sprints to dorm room*

"GDR is as fast as Valentina Shevchenko, the future champ" - idiot

>>74138102
>not paying for goods and services

Fucking commies, man…

>>74138096
He's a fantastic prospect. Extremely high level wrestler who went into MMA coming out of high school. He just might not have the experience to take on UFC caliber opponents given that he's only, what, 23? and he wrestled at 113 so he might not have the size needed for 125.

>>74138107

Literally how is anything I've said contrarian lol? What kinda dummy actually believes GDR is on the same level as Shevchenko? Lol

>>74138131
>he wrestled at 113
lmmfao

>>74138108
you haven't posted a single godamn thing bud

how about you go ahead and apply your own logic to yourself and go ahead and post your own bets from Fight Night Phoenix as well as your open bets for this weekend?

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>>74137597
My waifu is basically Jon Jones

>>74137724
>jiu jitsu


Where does a total n00b train for this?

Everything around where I live is tae kwan do

>>74138121
dunno how McCall will look like after 2 years off and numerous injuries

>>74138129
You're being illiterate again, lad.

>>74138133
She'd work Shevchenko in a straight up kickboxing match, I think. In MMA she'd get fucked up thanks to Shevchenko having a ground game.

>>74138141
I'm not the one posting previous wins as proof of my prowess, friendo.

>>74138133
>What kinda dummy actually believes GDR is on the same level as Shevchenko? Lol
only literal fucking casuals bud

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>What kinda dummy actually believes GDR is on the same level as Shevchenko?

retards

>>74138133
She's an undefeated Muay Thai champion. You've no clue what youre talking about

>>74138149
>I'm not the one posting previous wins as proof of my prowess, friendo.

you're the one demanding open slips, friendo.

go ahead and adhere to your own demands any time now lol

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>>74137791
He knows what Romero will do to him.

>>74138166
>you're the one demanding open slips, friendo.

I'm telling you that your cherry picking is worthless. Post something where you have a chance of being wrong or be ignored.

2nd dan black belt in Taekwondo[4]
International Master of Sports in Muay Thai[4]
Master of Sports in Boxing[4]
Master of Sports in Kickboxing[4]
Master of Sports in Taekwondo[4]
Black belt[5] & Master of Sports in Judo[4]

>same level

>>74138117

Not him but I really only showed up to class for the credit of showing up and usually fucked around on my laptop unless there was a test.

>>74138178

Anonymous 02/08/17(Wed)14:26:26 No.74138166 ▶>>74138178
>>74138149
>I'm not the one posting previous wins as proof of my prowess, friendo.

you're the one demanding open slips, friendo.

go ahead and adhere to your own demands any time now lol

>>74138181

>meme belts count

>>74138181
Thanks for confirming you've never actually watched Gdr fight lol

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>>74138117
forgot you were a tradefag for a second
most college classes aren't 2 hours long

>>74138158

>She's an undefeated Muay Thai champion

You are literally wrong you confused casual

>>74138188
>wasting dubs on that horrible post format

grose.

>Holly is gonna win because uhhhhhhhhhh she'll kiss me on the cheek if i say she'll win!!!

Same retards that said she would beat Shevchenko

>>74138203
I unironically believed that they were

>>74138212

Anonymous 02/08/17(Wed)14:28:34 No.74138188 ▶>>74138212
>>74138178

Anonymous 02/08/17(Wed)14:26:26 No.74138166 ▶>>74138178
>>74138149
>I'm not the one posting previous wins as proof of my prowess, friendo.

you're the one demanding open slips, friendo.

go ahead and adhere to your own demands any time now lol

>>74138213
>uhhhhhhhhhh she'll kiss me on the cheek if i say she'll win!!!

Where has anyone said this you idiot? Can you reference the specific posts?

>>74138203
you must be a real hit on campus lmao

>>74138225
Yes. Every single one of your posts, virgin

>>74138225

First we require a source for this post:
>>74138129

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can't wait to see smug Germaine posting to hit peak levels once Holly Holm gets schooled

>>74138197

>split decision to Kedzie
>dominated by Nunes
>looks great against a woman who has never won a fight in the UFC
>looks great again against a woman who has never won a fight in the UFC

the speed advantage will be very apparant
and holly will win

>>74138235

Right here you dummy: >>74137933

>GDR is a bigger shevchenko

How big an idiot you gotta be to make this comparison lol?

>>74138237
Tell me about GDR, why does she wear the smug face?

>>74138235
lmao what a fucking idiot you are it's amazing but I kind of love it

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*arguing over a germaine fight*

fuck australia and fuck that webm posting weirdo

why are you people complaining about ufc 208? just get 8 or 9 buddies, chip in 5 bucks each, cover snacks and drinks, and have a great night with it. its not that hard.

>>74138249
>dumb roryposter

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>Be Rondasperg
>Pick Ronda
>Pick Cruz
>Pick Lineker
>Pick BJ Penn
>Pick Arlovski (By decision lel)
>Pick Caceres
>Pick Cerrone
>Pick Bermudez
>Pick OSP
>Pick Grasso

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>>74138131
what did he mean by this
https://twitter.com/The_monkeygod/status/829176560250925056

>>74138277
Grasso? More like hand over that ASSo. On my face.

https://youtu.be/Mo7EoL9OAxY

>>74135572
there were only two guys in there, and Wonderboy sure af didn't win, so that leaves Woodley.
...did you think think maybe GSP won that fight? Mark Kerr? Picasso? Genghis Khan? An Eoraptor, perhaps?

>>74138257
This. What kind of loser watches fights alone?

>>74138238
I'll let you figure out how Kedzie and Nunes won then you can tell me how Holly is going to replicate that same strategy

I dont know why you think GDR is slow bud

>>74138243
Lol that said nothing about speed you aspie

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>>74138238
>split decision to Kedzie
>dominated by Nunes

she got wrestlefucked by both of them
do you think Holly is going to do the same thing

>>74138277
Osp is so shit it aint funny. whos he beat again? pat cummins? probably the only solid win over a solid guy he has.

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>>74138310
You're never alone when you have /heem/

>>74138327

It was you who said that wasn't it? lol casual dummy good

>>74138341
Lmao look at this illiterate glue eating loser

>>74138310
there is no one on earth knowledgeable enough to join my personal viewing

>>74138309
Nobody won that fight, lad.

>>74136173
Holly will never fuck your with her giant clit

>>74138277
The guy is a fuckin idiot lol

Hahaha he picked Arlovski! By decision! Hahahahahaha

So is Gus ever fighting again?

>>74138356
literal roids
anyone who didn't recognize that before that picture is an idiot

You know what., LHW is shit. How are they just letting people like Phil Davis (elite) and Bader (very solid) leave the UFC? I would have loved to see Davis vs Jon Jones, I honestly think he would submit him

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what the fuck is the ufc doing

>>74138367
I hope so. If Rumble gets a miracle heem vs DC then I would like to see Gus v Rumble 2 for the title

>>74136188
ALL HAIL THE RED KING

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>>74138367

Only if they take out all the African-Americans from the division

>>74138412

>Gus v Rumble 2

why though, Rumble deleted Gus

>>74138367
Probably not, and who cares? Dudes resume has NEVER been impressive, he's famous for being in a great fight with JBJ. When you look at his other fights it's tough to figure out how the hell he did so well. He still lost though.

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anyone caught cheating needs to be banned for life - anderson silva

>>74138388
So what. Would still love to be held down and made to be Holly's clit sleeve

>>74138407

Why did I think Boetsch was much taller than Jacare?

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>People supporting a roiding cheat because the natty GOAT made fun of their mum that one time.
goofs

>>74136287
Lol is that you Dana?

>>74138407
Bet your house on Boetsch, trust me.

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>>74138438
/BISPING/

>>74138407
gifting jacare a win streak so he can fill in well if yoel vs bisking falls through

>Le natty goat

Why are 196ers so dumb?

>>74138421
I just want Gus to fucking win a title man. I know Rumble deleted him in a minute.

Who else has been so close to getting a title and not winning it (twice)?

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Mfw when i saw Holm and Randamies face off.

>>74138450

Hahahaha scat-poster thinks Boetsch is gonna win hahahaha damn dude what are you smoking

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>>74138451

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>>74138388
>>74138356
Still would

>>74136712

Herb "CTE" Dean

>>74138465

>Who else has been so close to getting a title and not winning it (twice)?

Conduit i guess

>Almost heem GSP with a headkick
>Amazing back and forth with Lawler

>boetsch KO's Jacare
>Yoel pops out of the blue
>Ladies and gentlemen Bisping has now defended his belt twice against gritty legends of the sport!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBTEz7jEeH4

2intense4me

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>>74138495
>>boetsch KO's Jacare

>Holly is gonna win because she's my waifu and mmamath!!!

Fucking beta orbiting casual virgins ruining this place

>>74138237
Mate people don't really care about the 208 main event, we won't see much resulting from it at all unless Germaine Sheems her or something

>>74138395
lol

carla esparza fights next week boys

>>74138500

Dustin is getting KO'd again

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>>74138237
Boxing vs muay thai basicly. Boxing wins.

>>74138395
I don't understand why they let Bader go desu

Maybe they just never saw the potential in him of ever being Champ so figured what's the point paying him

>>74138505

Quit projecting reddit lol

>>74138514
Everyone's arguing about it though

>>74138535
>I don't understand why they let Bader go

Cause he's a gatekeeper for the top 5 and was probably asking for too much

>>74138528

>Jim Miller
>KOing someone

Rate this card:
Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Stephen Thompson
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Tony Ferguson
Alistair Overeem vs. Mark Hunt
Darren Elkins vs. Mirsad Bektić
Todd Duffee vs. Mark Godbeer
Igor Pokrajac vs. Ed Herman
Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur

>>74138412
>miracle heem
>from a guy who heems dudes left right and center

DC is going to sleep, believe you me

>>74138530
That only works when the boxer has great KO power

Anderson Silva is literally free money lol

>>74138553
Gadzhimurad Antigulov replaced Igor Pokrajac.

Spicy card desu, 9/10

>>74138538
Nice projecting lmao

Lol dockie already grumpy and his shift doesn't end until another 12 hours

>>74138553

>Todd Duffee vs. Mark Godbeer

Time for Duffees one fight every 2 years it seems

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>>74138573
What did you expect to happen when you made that post?

>>74138500
Holly a CUTE!!!

Lol GDR could literally lift up dockie and rip him in half

>>74138540
Yeah because of the betting odds and shit. By the same logic everyone calls 145 a joke division, do you really expect Smug Randemie posting? Who's going to care? Why?

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/829381528526475264

>brunson literally frozen in place, while Silva is relaxed as fuck
>even after Silva laughs with him he keeps overreacting and keep his hands close to his body

>>74138493
GSP absolutely handled Condit the majority of that fight though. I don't count that as close.

I do think that he easily could have gotten the nod vs Lawler though. Amazingly close fight.

>>74138556
DC has retard strength and in the last fight Rumble couldn't heem him with that overhand right.

I have this feeling that Jacare is getting knocked the fuck out

dockie's check bounced again, that's why he's so grumpy

After 208, Boetsch will be called Tim "The Butcher" Boetsch, because he's gonna literally murder Souza.

>>74138582
not in 2017

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>>74138641
>>74138653

lol sperglords

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>>74138310

you forget where you are

>>74138653
He wont even last enough to be brutally choked, Jacare will KO him standing up.

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>>74138619
Remember what happened the last time you thought someone was shook against a brazilian GOAT?

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>>74138618

>>74138661
>>74138670
Post slips, faggots.

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>>74138619
>silva literally hugs him and Brunson doesnt even realize until Silva arms are around him

BET YOUR FARM ON SILVA

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>My 6 months experience of watching MMA has me believing that Tim "I got knocked out by Hendo despite being a massive favorite and having youth on my side" Boetsch is going to go past 1 round with Jacare Souza

>>74138143
>tfw no long-running MMA manga

Nipland needs to step their game up mayne

>Jaca-hey-HOnahldo Sohw-ZA?

>My favorite!!

>*sips whiskey* this scotch is NEAT, just like me! Haha! *twirls cape*

Eddie Alvarez vs. Michael Chiesa in the works

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>>74138661
Jacare will be champion in 2017

>>74138619

Statistically fighters who smile/laugh during faceoffs are more likely to lose

Who knows why but there's a correlation

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>>74138756
*does the monkey dance*
*gets choked out*

>>74138756
except Brunson didnt even move, he was like frozen
but is understandable, he is there with the GOAT, even more experienced fighters get shook

>>74138661
do people actually like this "alligator act"?

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Who is your favorite MMA fighter? *strokes neckbeard*...Heh...nothing personnel kid but as a connoisseur of professional wrestling I must say I take a bigger liking to the likes of Conor McGregor, CM Punk and Michael Bisping. The art of selling a fight is very underrated in my humble but brash opinion, I love the subtle-ism that goes into cutting a good promo on your opponent *adjusts fedora* the very art itself of being a loud-mouth bigot is very alluring to me and allows me to self-insert better into the fight as if I were the one in the duel myself. I simply need to be invested in the personal beef of two fighters in order to shell out my hard earned money to purchase a pay-per-view.

>>74138816

What's not to like?

Aldo is one of the two fighters who have no weaknesses in his game, the other is Jon Jones

>>74138741
Chiesa by RNC

>I like CLASSY fighters like Ho-nahl-doh Soh-ZAH because im a CLASSY kind of man!!!

>*scratches taint*

>*sniffs fingers*

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>>74138756
post these statistics

>>74138841
What is there to like?

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>Do you want to fight at Featherweight?
Nooo I am cho small.

>Cyborg gets popped
Give me Featherweight Titleshot Dana!!!1

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>>74137448
>dat cardio
is it true you're becoming tyrons endurance coach?

>>74138084
Actually I earned my Associates while helping my country bomb your people ten years ago.

You don't even go to a legit college. You go to ISIS training where you learn how to build bombs.

>>74138991
She said that she was too small to face cyborg when there was no division and no championship.

SEE YOU SOON BOI

*interrupts feminist to say FUCK ISIS*

>>74139072
Not often you get to train with the the best female fighter in the world! Iron sharpens iron!!!!! #blessed @criscyborg