>>74120902
rangers a shit
Mariners!
mets
T R O S
R
O
S
>rags
>>74120902
>>74120909
These two pics combined are one of my very favorite memes.
Jints desu
>>74120902
>>74120909
The bullying will not be stopped
>>74120872
>>74120922
this is gonna be a good thread lads
imagine blowing a 2-0 alds lead with massive spaghetti while also getting batflipped into oblivion by literally canada and then swept the next year by the same team even with the best AL record
>>74120984
>>74121026
>>74120997
Stop bullying before I report you to Trudeau. This thread is a safe space for Rangers fans.
>>74121026
Imagine thinking that punching someone and subsequently getting ejected is on par with winning the world series
Imagine still clinging to that same event even when the team it happened against is wiping the floor with you
Poor rags
>muh beltre
The reason why people talk shit about Rangers fans is because they wish they were one.
>>74121123
Youah not serious are ya?
>>74121123
This. Rangers fans are the god race of baseball fans, while Jays fans are the trash race.
FRESH POWER RANKINGS
1. Red Sox
2. Indians
3. Cubs
4. Dodgers
5. Rangers
6. Astros
7. Nationals
8. Orioles
9. Giants
10. Blue Jays
11. Yankees
12. Cardinals
13. Mets
14. Mariners
15. Tigers
16. >pie rats
17. >roylels
18. >marlels
19. >barves
20. >gays
21. >angles
22. >broors
23. >resd
24. >rookies
25. >dbags
26. >t_s
27. >philthies
28. >poordres
29. >assletics
30. >shit sux
Imagine thinking that Yu Darvish is an elite starting pitcher
Imagine thinking people WANT to be a part of the worst fanbase in baseball
Imagine thinking that beating your division rival in the regular season is on par with winning an eries
Imagine being the laughingstock of major league baseball
>>74121140
The Mets can't be that low
>>74121096
/r/ing the princess bride great moments in rags history webm
>>74121133
Hey, Mike, long time caller, first time listener. Should the Mets blow it all up? There's no way that current roster will amount to anything.
>>74121149
Rangers fans are the Jews of baseball fans, while all other baseball fans are goys.
Imagine thinking that building a roofless stadium in Texas was a good idea
Imagine rooting for a guy that literally murdered one of his fans
Imagine being a fan of the ultimate choking legends,who literally make the atlanta falcons and late-october Kershaw look invincible
>>74121156
I don't have it but maybe someone else does
>>74121163
>You think Citi field will be hit with some Jewish lightning?
>>74121190
The Falcons losing was white supremacy
>y-y-youre just jealous of my team!!!
>>74121238
>politicizing freaking sports
I want the entire world destroyed this weekend
>>74121140
Stop posting the mariners so fucking low!
>People are jealous of the Rangers future stadium
>>74121133
first time long time but what is with the Francesa thing?
Article no longer exists apparently, but
>rags
>>74121295
He's going to do a weekly podcast after he leaves WFAN
Being a Texas Rangers fan is a brothership that no other fan can ever really experience
>>74121327
no way he's leaving the fan
>>74121367
He is. He simulcast with Mad Dog last Thursday and said he is 100 percent done with the Fan, but guaranteed on January 2nd he'll have some other kind of job. I'm only guessing it will be a podcast.
>muh vurgen argument
Are all ragsfags mentally challenged, or is this just false flagging?
>>74121453
How do you think you were made?
>>74120921
>>74120984
have the rest of the aikatsu calendar girls been dumped or something?
>tfw they gave the A's girl some ugly one with shit hair
>>74121453
You mean with boys, like a real rangers fan?
http://www.coolum-news.com.au/news/australian-baseball-league-considering-expansion/3140467/
australian baseball is going to live lads, looks like the asians are looking to make it their winter league now that MLB has abandoned it
>>74121140
>Cubs
>Not #1
Extremely flawed chart
>ragsfags think Rougned Odor is a big strong manly man for punching the skinny guy who literally destroys them every year
>Rougned Odor proves how much he enjoys hitting on other men by literally giving handjobs to his minor league teammates
Say it with me, /mlb/:
>r a g s
>R A G S
>A
>G
>S
>>74121026
i pay 80 fucking dollars a month for internet and this webm won't even load without stuttering to oblivion
>>74121537
>comcast
wew bro
>>74121537
>living in a red state
>>74121537
Is it redirecting to is2 or 4cdn?
>>74121402
>tfw only sexed like two times in the last three years
didnt even cum
stop masturbating, for real
>>74121623
tfw it will be my 5 year no sex anniversary this year
>>74121590
not him but anything on here redirects to is2. Is there a difference between is2 and 4cdn?
>>74121549
Has nothing to do with that and everything to do with Hiro being pants on head retarded.
>>74121537
Here
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=is.4chan.org
>>74121292
>algerian is the thinking man's comic sans
>>74121292
>>74121746
Dang boi, ya beat me to it
I hope they actually use that font on the sign
The memes will be tremendous
>>74121472
They were last thread. There were tier lists
>>74121140
>Red Sox over Indians
>Blue Jays, Astros top 10
>Yankees 11th
>Reds above Twins, Rockies, Dbacks
>Braves that high but Phillies that low
For what purposes
who /100 losses/ here?
>>74121746
but it has feet so it's not even sans
>>74121623
>cumrags
>>74121777
We gunning for that number 1 pick baby
>>74121140
>O's in top ten
Not bad
rags suck
I didn't realize the Rangers scouting director was named Kip Fagg
I agree with every post in this thread
>>74121857
You're gay
>>74121815
This. I don't know how people can be this retarded when the Rangers clearly have the best roster on paper and the Lastros/Memeiners are even fucking hyped to begin with since both teams have garbage rotations while ours has the 2 best pitchers in the AL
>AL babies shitposting themselves to exhaustion,.
>Cubs win it all again since no one can compete against them.
Just as planned.
>>74121815
>mfw people actually think the lastros or the 12s will win the AL Worst
>74121815
>74121821
>74121829
>74121837
>74121843
>74121851
>74121862
>74121866
>74121871
>74121878
Imagine unironically being THIS autistic
>>74121885
You tell them, fellow lifelonger!
imagine being the texas rangers
you have the best regular season record in the entire league, and then you get swept in the first round by fucking TORONTO
>>74121885
Only won with DH, faced back to back injury ward teams while fully healthy, and so on
>>74121815
They added Tyson Ross and Andrew Cashner to an already BASED rotation. How do people think this team is lower than 3rd? It's sad how people actually think this.
>>74121292
So much better than the last rendering they came out with.
>>74121771
After 114/115 sports writers picked Walgreens to win the division in 2015 I've stopped caring about pre-season picks.
>>74121904
>have sex
With boys, like a real rangers fan?
>>74121292
ah yes, because when I want to go to a baseball game, I head to my nearest shopping mall
>>74121850
>Kip Fagg
>scouting director
>Rangers Dominican Academy hazing scandal
All checks out. Rangers are confirmed the gay team
>lmaoooOoOOoooOooo
Are >rags fags going to be the new Cowspics since handegg is over?
>>74121937
>new
Rangers "greats":
>Ivan Rodriguez
Remembered for winning a World Series with the Marlins. NEXT!
>Rafael Palmeiro
Steroid babby! NEXT!
>Adrian Beltre
Hitter-for-hire. No rings. NEXT!
>Buddy Bell
Who? NEXXXXTTT!
>Kenny Rogers
Known for a regular season accomplishment. NEXT!
>Nolan Ryan
Won a World Series with the Mets, spent like a month as a Rag, then cut ties with the Rangers to join the Astros because he couldn't stand the ineptitude.
No great players!
>>74121864
didnt change my mind baby
>>74121890
It's Tiki, it's expected that his autistic fits will translate into false flagging.
>>74121954
He's probably the AL version of DG too. Only DG actually understands baseball.
>>74120998
U were wrong
>>74121954
>>74121963
DG is a saint by comparison though
Even mo'lester is almost tolerable compared to tiki
>>74121971
t. lifelong gay cubs fan
>Walgreens catcher is Derek Norris
>Walgreens closer is Shawn Kelley
>Walgreens star relief pitcher is Oliver Perez
>>74121971
mo'lester literally started following baseball in october 2016, he's the worst right now.
That or that new Cubs trip, Gary.
>>74121963
>>74121971
Pissboi and Tiki are the same person. You can tell by their mutual fetish for Beltre, Kershaw, Darvish and how they both type like spiccies who want to be niggers
In all seriousness though, the Texas Rangers are gonna win the AL West, and the blow gays won't even make the playoffs.
will padres win a world series before the rangers
>>74122006
Cleveland, Dave? Send me somewhere I can win!
>>74121472
>>74122025
>>74122025
yeah, I already saw it, i just thought someone bought the calendar.
>the city of Josh Hamilton
for real though yall need to stop sleeping on the jays
team is basically unchanged except for we signed the god himself steve pearce to fill for le meme parrot man
bullpen can only be better really
elite ass rotation bolstered with the departure of dickGOD
yall gonna cry when bombstons six aces blow up and we take the division at a brisk walk
>>74122127
"no"
>>74122127
The Jays are basically just a version of the Rangers that sucks and has transient homosexual fans.
>white sox affiliates have some of the best ballparks in the minors
>major league park has a fucking big red down arrow
>>74122134
>>74122139
do what you want man, its a free country
you'd just be disappointing yourself in the long run if you don't project the jays as at least wildcard locks. dolan has a another quasi-mvp year, bats bounces back, bullpen is at least average, and we can win well with the rotation having room for the inevitable slight regression
>>74122175
Why does the average Toronto female lust so hard for Texan cock?
le sigh
Rags
With the football season over and spring training ahead, what baseball sites should I add to my coffee break reading list?
I only started following baseball last season after the all star break, but I instantly fell in love with the game.
I found http://calltothepen.com myself which seems alright, any other sites you would recommend?
>>74122190
mlb.com
>>74122190
Fangraphs
SB nation site of whatever team you like, depends on the team maybe but I like the white sox one at least
>>74122175
Why do Canadian women cuck their nu-male boyfriends for BASED Texan cock?
>>74122139
This. A team's credibility solely lies on behalf of their fanbase when it comes to likability. The Blow Gays idolize a man who wants to make weed legalized worldwide and sucks endless amounts of cock. His wife would probably cuck him for Texan cock.
>>74121896
>AL teams have no depth
This is a fucking shocking revelation. Oh wait, it's not. Maybe this will teach you that the way the Blue Jays won their back to back Eries in the early 90's is fundamentally flawed now.
You're trying ot make it sound like the Cubs weren't missing their super weapon throughout the entire season and also shows how your teams have no heart. When Schwarber's knee exploded at the start of the season,instead of crying like a bitch, he tackled rehabbing head on, went to all the team meetings and stayed in the dugout for games even though he was not obligated to. And when he still wasn't cleared to play, he managed to humiliate the baby league by beating them at their own game by being a DH and hended the Eries with third best batting average of any baseball player ever in the playoffs.
Also, moonshot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlJJfyatUNo
Funny how people say that sleeping on the Rangers is cool and all but sleeping on the Blue Jays is "retarded"
lmaooooOOOoOOOoOOOooo
>>74122190
MLB.com is honestly pretty good for straight news, scores, etc. Also learn your team's beat writers twitter accts for more in-depth stuff
Fangraphs for stats/analysis; Baseball-Reference and Baseball Prospectus are along the same lines
Pitcher List is a nice resource if you're into pitching and will have tons of gifs
Whatever team you're following has an SBNation page, but these vary in quality IMO. Beyond the Box Score is that site's general stats blog and it can be good.
>>74122236
That country is so fucked, the blacks in Canada think Trudeau is a white supremacist
>tfw Texan
>travel to Toronto
>every last girl near me wants to fuck me after the game
Why are Canadians so cucked? Is it their genetics that make them homosexual looking nu-male cuckolds?
lmaooooOOOOoOooOoo
>>74122236
>idolize a man who wants to make weed legalized worldwide
Fuck off Jeff Sessions, just because your friends in the Klan smoke the wacky tobacky doesn't mean you're allowed to ruin it for everyone else.
Blow Gays fan here, the Rangers are infinitely better than my team. I can't wait to take my wife's son, a Rangers fan to his first baseball game while my wife fucks Tom, an alpha male from Texas.
open it and watch it rags bois
can you do it
>>74122028
>buy calendar
>place next to Kek statue and autographed Francesca card
>meme magic makes you're waifu real
>>74122264
Not him but Sessions hates the Klan and got a Klan person outed for good. He's no racist at all
>>74122275
don't include me with him pls
Blow Gays fan here, the Rangers are infinitely better than my team. I can't wait to take my wife's son, a Rangers fan to his first baseball game while my wife fucks Tom, an alpha male from Texas.
>>74122276
Gib calendar pls
>>74122277
Oh of course he's not a racist. He just was behind a massive clusterfuck case against civil rights workers in Alabama, wants to roll back voting rights, protections for minorities, and his federal judgeship got torpedoed because it came out he called people niggers, refereed to his black intern 'boy' and only turned on the Klan after it was found out they did drugs. Oh and that whole thing with the Confederate flag. But that's not racism at all.
>>74122240
The Cubs were missing jack shit. A fat guy who can't play any defensive position at even replacement level who hits home runs, aka a DH. The Indians were missing half their rotation, best hitter and starting catcher. And you wanna talk about heart, really? Salazar pitching out of the pen, Bauer insisting on starting and even trying to hide a gushing wound after filleting his hand, Perez a backup catcher stepping up and hitting bombs on the big stage, Merritt making his 2nd MLB start ever shutting down a potent Jays lineup in the postseason.
Schwarber barely played in the postseason, don't talk about his batting average like it's great. The sample size is so tiny you might as well include players who get a hit in their only postseason AB.
Pretty sure the Indians pitchers hit better than the Cubs ones did in the WS too, to talk about beating a league at their own game
>>74122502
If it wasn't for autism, the Indians would be World Series Champs right now.
>>74122502
>Wah, we have no depth.
This is why the AL is garbage. Maybe if you let your pitchers hit, you'd appreciate intangibles more.
>Salazar Filleting his hand
He somehow cuts his finger on a drone, how retarded do you have to be to do that? I mean, at least it's real unlike Kurt 'ketchup in my sox' Shilling, but fucking up your pitching hand like that? And he didn't even win any game he was in. You can make fun of Schwarber's size all you want, at least he delivered for his team when they needed it..
Also, you're talking about shutting down a baby league team. And the irony is the Cubs' batts were dead silent for a majority of their playoff run, so you couldn't even put away a team that wasn't producing to their full potential.
Then you shit away a 3-1 series lead, including the game 7 when you manage to get the momentum back at the end of the game and immediately cough up the lead when it goes into extra innings.
As I said, no heart.
>>74122560
why didn't the cusb let their pitcher hit instead of schwarber
>>74122569
Because you save them for clutch moments deep into extra innings you retard leaf.
Do not underestimate the perfect military mind of maddon.
Are Cubs fans upset that the Patriots have now overshadowed their "historic" "world" series championship?
>>74122616
That's racist
>>74122598
>let your DH provide good offense instead of letting the pitcher swing like a retard
a tactic so genius, an entire league is doing it
>>74122616
Aren't you due to be annexed by the English after your potato supply runs out?
>>74122628
Meanwhile our DH/Pitcher has a better batting average than most of your lardasses who's only job is to hit the ball.
Clearly, you're all uptight, so enjoy this video poking fun at life long cubs fans since 2016 taken on the night they won the Worlds Eries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GDpdgdg2rs
>>74122631
Don't you have a shitty deep dish pizza to eat and pretend is better than New York pizza?
>>74122647
>He likes jew york cardboard.
>laughingwhores1.jpg
>>74120909
You're a shit.
>>74122646
...are you talking about bumgarner? .186 average over 97 PA bumgarner? I've heard this before and wasn't sure whether it was bait or actual babby league delusion
or are you talking about his career numbers? .183 average over 521 PA? genuinely scratching my head as to where you found a part-time DH that hits under .190. maybe old man a-roid this year lol
>>74122726
>The guy not at batt is clearly the one who's going to be batting
Leaf education system at work.
You should just give your team to Montreal, they deserve it more than you New York North.
>he was talking about Jake ".188 in 230 career PA" Arrieta
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
>>74122647
Don't you have too much ass to complain about?
I thougj this was a no bully thread wtf guys!!.
>Robert Andino back in the O's organization
Wew, Boston's days are numbered
>>74123417
The Rangers are a shitty, bunch of chokers that can't play real baseball.
>>74124018
Funny people were saying that about the cubs 2 years ago.
How do you not see the irony here?
>>74124018
Can confirm
>>74124077
Because the Cubs have actually won something, and didn't choke in the World Series twice this decade.
>>74124094
I can't even remember the last time the rags didn't choke in the post season.
PECOTA has the White Sox at 77-85
>lose two best players for future players who won't be up for at least another year or two
>going into full rebuild mode
>most likely going to be tanking hard in the 2nd half for draft pick
>somehow only lose 1 win from the previous season
This has got to be some evil ploy by someone to try to trick Hahn into keeping Q, Frazier, and Drob.
>>74124112
>PECOTA
Pretty good if you're into meme projections. The rays were projected to win the division last season.
>>74124112
>doyers are projected to win 98 games
top kek
>>74124119
Never fails to make me laugh at how wrong they are.
They seem even more whacked out of their gourd this year.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/fantasy/dc/
>>74124150
>twins winning 79 games
>red sox only winning 90
>cubs only winning 90
>cardinals only winning 77
>dodgers winning the division by 12
>3 ALW teams in the post season
Memes
>>74124199
>>74124150
I think the game here is to see which prediction is the most outrageously stupid one.
For now I'm arguing between the White Sox winning 77 vs 3 ALW teams in the postseason.
>>74124150
>Cubs with that few of wins
What? The team is almost exactly the same.
>>74124222
doyers at 98 wins
>>74124222
Easily doyers winning 98 games and the division by 12. That's a fucking joke. Neither will happen.
is it baseball time yet? are people baseballing?
>>74124496
No, go back home.
Bryant for Harper straight up. Who says no?
Bros I don't know who to root for in the MLB so I figured I'd ask here. I don't really have a home team. I grew up in Baltimore so I have some Oriole memorabilia, I was born in New England in CT so I feel like Red Sox would be my "home" in that sense, but in reality we were closer to NYC so the Yankees or Mets seem available. I also lived in the South for awhile in Athens so maybe Atlanta? I also spent some time in Seattle for work for several years, so maybe I should root for the Mariners. Now I'm in the DC area and the Nationals are the closest team. I don't want to be that guy who roots for a bunch of different teams and seems like a bandwagoner. So /MLB/, who should I really root for?
>>74124682
From your story, seems the Orioles
Remember any players from back then?
Otherwise if you are going to be in DC for a while, then the Nats since it doesn't seem like you were really bound to any team before.
>>74124584
Cubs
>>74124721
This. You have a strong case for Os or Nats.
To tip the scales, l you can follow both teams for awhile through steams or cable (MASN and MASN2) and see if one works for you over the other.
Both have some talent that are about to enter the free agent market, so hard to tell where they'll end up soon.
>>74124721
My only real memory of the orioles is Mussina (sp?) almost throwing a perfect game only to give up a blooper late in the 8th. That and Brady Anderson leading off every game.
>>74124682
Just cheer for the cubs
Napoli to >rags
>yfw booth will finally be good this year
>yfw we go .500 and keep the mest out of the postseason
>>74125009
Bandwagoning is frowned upon.
>>74125177
Everyone has to start somewhere. And I gave him permission anyways.
>where you were born
>where you currently live
Those are the only correct choices.
>>74125242
>not the team your father follows
Canadian baseball was a mistake.
>>74124150
>people actually get paid to do their jobs this badly
Are these the worst preseason predictions ever?
>>74125104
the lillies are easily the worst team in the division
that offense is fucking shit
>>74125280
Maybe you should make your own decisions and stop being a bitch. Does your father also pick out your clothes?
Any prospects on your team you're excited about this spring training Anon?
Rangers just signed Napoli. It's over for the rest of the league, the World Series is coming to Texas. Just give up all hopes on your team's season.
>>74125706
Trey Michelzewski
Hes going to need to step it up and prove himself over all these other new prospects now.
No bully!!!
>>74125456
great starting rotation now tho. Nola is gonna win Cy Young
>>74125706
Mitch Haniger
>>74120902
>rags
https://gwynntelligence.com/2017/02/07/largest-padres-focus-group-ever-conclusively-debunks-fowler-uniform-claims/
>Conclusion: Ron Fowler’s statements (and all previous Padres statements) about fans preferring blue uniforms to brown uniforms are demonstrably false. Using data available to the public, representing a larger population of Padres fans than any focus group they claim to have proctored, we have been able to deduce this conclusion regardless of the analysis method: the basic descriptive statistics, anecdotes, topic models, and sentiment analysis all agree. And I’ve released this data to prove my point.
>>74125863
>focusing more on uniforms than the shitty state of the team
>>74125825
>great
>ace is clay buchholz
pick one
>>74125009
But I don't like Chicago.
For me it's Benny Agbayani
>>74124112
I can see it. Largely thanks to a terrible division. If this team hadn't chosen to rebuild and signed EE, Castro and a bullpen arm or two they'd be contenders easily.
>>74126261
Sup Kenny "ONLY A FEW PIECES AWAY FOR REAL THIS TIME I SWEAR" Williams
Jordan Zimmermann will win the 2017 AL Cy Young Award.
Chris Carter 2 yanquis
Why are the Astros so hyped with that trash fucking rotation
Keuchel will never have anything close to his Cy Young season ever again
>3M
surely he could have made more in korea/japan, not that money is the only factor here but just saying
>>74126599
Needs more Jose Quintana
>>74126606
Would you want to live in Korea? Rather be poor in NA t b h.
>>74126630
OK then just trade Bregman already
Going to work now. Surprise me with intelligent posts when I get back.
>>74126677
The Chicago Cubs will make the 2017 Playoffs
>coliseum renamed to rickey henderson field
what did rickey do to deserve this shame?
>>74126677
>rags
>>74126645
I'd rather love in Korea. Why would you not want to live in Korea?
>Signing black Stephen Drew
Interesting move by Cashman. I wonder how this will play out.
>>74126869
they needed some power. fucking beltran played only 4 months for them and he still lead the team in homers.
>>74126889
I'm worried that this'll cost Bird or Austin a spot on the roster. I feel like a trade is in the works with this move. Cashman is apparently shopping Castro around right now.
>>74126971
Or this could mean that Austin is in the running for the RF spot along with Judge and Hicks. I'd love to see Austin take the back-up spot over Aaron "he'll turn it around any day now" Hicks.
>Rangers fans stop posting
>MLB General dies
Have you thanked your resident Rangers fans today yet for keeping this shitty general alive?
>>74126665
No, Bregman is literally more valuable than Sale
t. Luhnow
So this is what the playoffs will be this year, right?
#1 Cleveland Indians
vs. #4 Detroit Tigers/#5 New York Yankees
#2 Boston Red Sox
vs. #3 Seattle Mariners
#1 Chicago Cubs
vs. #4 St. Louis Cardinals/#5 Colorado Rockies
#2 New York Mets
vs. #3 Los Angeles Dodgers
Worst record: San Diego Padres
>>74127426
>Rockies
>>74127426
>Dads
>not the lillies
>he rates the Yankees in 2017
>>74127502
WHERE DO YOU GET THE NUHV
THEY ARE A STORIED FRANCHISE WITH AN UP AND COMING FAHM SYSTEM
>>74127502
To be fair the Yankees finish over .500 every season so they are never a bad pick. It's just about how far above 82 wins you think they will get.
>>74127475
>>74127426
>not whos
>>74127554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfFrHM8uP9g
>>74127581
soon
>>74127581
Good thing we have based Benetti now
>>74127628
literaIly reddit, the commentator
>>74127672
How so?
>>74127611
Mets are basically reddit: the team.
Just root for the Yankees retard.
>>74127426
How healthy will Mets stay?
>>74127742
>encouraging bandwagoning
Off yourself.
>>74127742
fuck off faggot
>>74127742
i'm from queens
>>74127758
if 3/5 of the opening day rotation stays healthy, they make the playoffs. the mets were first in WAR from their rotation last year even with all the injuries.
>>74127760
>>74127765
>>74127812
t. redditors
>>74127833
t. Steinbrenner jr
Dr. Kershaw, I'm CIA
>>74127857
He wasn't alone
Stros
>>74127742
>Mets are basically reddit: the team.
that's the mariners tho
>Ryu
>Kazmir
>McCarthy
>Wood
>Stewart
There can only be one highlander.
>>74126677
The Who will once again lose their long time battle against their most insidious opponent, getting over .500, yet again in 2017.
>>74127426
>mets
>rags
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue/strep throat
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
>tfw no old/fat
lmao
a big red down arrow
Lol
Your favorite team
>>74122665
source pls
you guys are massive fags, especially the other leafs
>>74128861
Serious question
Why is someone not fired for that?
HEY HEY BOSS I GOT A NEW IDEA FOR OUR COMPANY BRANDING
GET THIS
A BIG RED DOWN ARROW
Clean out your desk, you're gone.
>>74129322
Fucking this. What's your team?
>>74120902
Can someone fill me in (like niggers full in Jays fans boipussy) on all this Texas hate?
>>74129387
batflip
>>74129408
Cannigers should be shot
>>74129425
fucking shrekt lmao
>>74129425
how many aces do the Red Sox have now? I think I lost count around 7.
>>74123724
Clearly he liked the real bird logo better
>>74129492
>ticking time bomb
>memeballer
>preller's sloppy seconds
>David Price
>rags
>rags
>>74129522
>Porcello/Sale
>ticking time bomb
what?
>>74129540
For sale either
>his anger problems
and/or
>his arm blowing up
I think that's what he meant
>>74129525
>rags
>2 high risk high upside starters
>2 position players who are excellent clubhouse presences and can contribute every day
>All on one year deals for $39 mil total
Solid B+ JD
>>74129540
Sale's elbow will blow out no question, whos actually traded him at his absolute peak
Porcello is irrelevant
>>74129563
Let Sale cut up a Red Sox jersey. Those fans would go insane.
Why do Jays fans still desperately force this rivalry with the Texas Rangers?
Rangers are a lock for the postseason, while the Gays are obviously not gonna make it.
>>74127812
Go down to HWNDU and talk about the great Steve Pearce.
>white
>best in the game
>will win a championship in 2017
Is Clayton Kershaw the Tom Brady of baseball?
>>74129753
>will win a championship in 2017
kek
>>74129762
Did you not see the pecota projections today for the Dodgers? Best recors in baseball bro.
>>74129790
...but you have to win once you get to the postseason...
>>74129753
The Tom Brady of baseball would be a multi-time champion, clutch postseason performer, and charismatic team leader. So it's literally Madison Bumgarner
>>74129790
They can't get past the Cubs. Kerchoke will shit the bed again.
>>74129857
>has a supermodel wife
Just got mlb.tv for next year guys! LETS GO
>>74129880
She's highly regarded in the farming community okay
>>74129898
err this next season.
>>74129857
>charismatic
>>74129857
Kris Bryant in four years boys.
>>74129921
>charismatic
>>74129880
His wife is a supermodel though
>>74129944
Even Tim Bradly was vanilla at first.
>>74129921
Not after he gets popped for roids and his power drops 75%
>>74129968
Why do you guys hate him and the Cubs so much? The obsession is a little scary at this point.
>>74127812
>if they stay healthy
Kek
>>74129968
Go back to sucking off Abreu whosfag.
I can't stop winning roll up the rims lad
I need your help
>>74130066
>can't stop winning
>hasn't won in years
>>74130095
You haven't won in decades before 2016
>>74130095
Stop being retarded and don't @ me ever again
>>74130100
Every team currently has a longer World Series drought than the Cubs dick tickler.
>>74130066
>he drinks tim hortons poowater
>>74130047
>>74130063
This.
What part of Texas you from lads?
Dallas masterrace here
>>74130118
You tell them fellow lifelonger!
>>74130119
fuck off, shill
>>74130141
>shilling for tim shartons dark roasted shitwater
gross
>>74130159
All of the true Blue Jays ACES drink it
>>74130126
>>74130137
Pledge allegiance to this list in order:
Texas
God
Dubya (see #2)
USA
BBQ
Rangers
And hating Canada
>>74130175
i definitely don't want some of whatever stroshit and price are on
>getting fucking demolished by fucking mcdonald's in the coffee market
only thing tim's has that is good is their GOAT breakfast sandwiches
>>74130132
DFW suburbia to Austin
>>74130280
Pls show Blue Jays championship series results from those years
.
>rags
>texass going into full overcuck mode
would've been funnier if we just kept ignoring it but w.e
Just wandering -- the Blue Jays -- did they win anything while their window was open?
Reminder that beating the Athletics or something is just as good as winning a pennant to lifelong Blue Jays fans since October 2015
So pathetic to see two fuckwit loser fan bases arguing like theyve ever accomplished anything
27 rings or gtfo
tfw both rags and blowgays will miss the postseason
>>74130301
>>74130311
>>74130337
>>74130381
27 rings*
>>74130078
Mariners >rags
The Rangers are literally only known for the biggest choke in World Series history, and assaulting an elderly man
>>74130447
>rags cucks are handegg casuals
nobody doubts this
>>74130453
To be fair, Texas is the football capital of the US
>>74130540
Pretty sure thats Chicago bub
>>74130590
>burrs
>good
>>74130540
>capital of cucks, spics and cuckegg
imagine tuning in to just the playoffs, only to watch the greatest world series choke of all time and later getting fucking railed by literally canada two years in a row
Name a stahting pitchuh
>>74130619
j/w and I'm just curious here so don't get riled up haha, but out of curiosity what did the Blue Jays win in the years they eliminated the Texas Rangers
you guys lean on those two victories a lot so they must have led to something much bigger and more important yes???
?
Teams that have won the World Series:
New York Yankees
St. Louis Cardinals
Oakland Athletics
San Francisco Giants
Boston Red Sox
Los Angeles Dodgers
Cincinnati Reds
Pittsburgh Pirates
Detroit Tigers
Chicago Cubs
Atlanta Braves
Baltimore Orioles
Minnesota Twins
Chicago White Sox
Philadelphia Phillies
Cleveland Indians
New York Mets
Kansas City Royals
Miami Marlins
Toronto Blue Jays
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Arizona Diamondbacks
If you're not on this list then get the fuck out of /mlb/!
>>74130639
>>74130617
He didn't say the bears are good, he said that Chicago is a football capital.
>>74130703
>pathetic teams like the A's, Dodgers, Pirates, White Sox, Royals, Marlins, and Dbacks have won a WS
>The rags literally have not
>>74130703
>rags
>asstros
>broors
>dads
>walgreens
>memeiners
>rookies
>rasy
special shout to:
>ickspos
Guess the team /mlb/
>They have 0 WS wins
>they were one strike away from winning the world series
>they can't catch fly balls
>they caused the death of one of their fans
>they like jerking off underage boys
Guess the team /mlb/
>>74130693
I'm just curious here so don't get riled up haha, but out of curiosity did the rangers ever win a WS?
Guys, the OP clearly states NO bully Rangers
The actual real life Texas Rangers baseball club has literally chosen to never win a World Series in their entire existence. Every year they have existed they have never once been the best team in baseball, wow. It just boggles the mind, how can a team be that bad the entire time they've existed. I mean it took the Marlins what 4 years to win one?
>>74130807
Mariners
>>74130817
Ok.
Trivia: The Philadelphia Phillies took the longest of any original 16 team to get to two world series wins. It took them 2008 years to get there. That's over 20 centuries.
>>74130817
OP needs to walk in front of a train to improve the gene pool
>>74130747
You do realize they werent pathetic back then and had many HoF level stars
You were just born at the wrong time.
>>74130859
no bully
>>74130843
explain
>>74130869
>tfw born too late to see Roberto Clemente play
>>74129898
waiting to see if tmobile will offer it for free again
desu
>>74130773
rags?
>I root for the Toronto Blue Jays over the Texas Rangers
>>74130936
>tfw didn't get into baseball early enough to watch the GOAT rape the league
>>74131167
Did they offer the video streams or just the radio feed for free?
>>74131185
mlbtv premium, so video streams, it was great
>>74131203
I have tmobile and I did not even know about that. THAT'S BULLSHIT ;lasgdepfigasd;fvlasdhfpasd;fbhs
Are the Texas Rangers and their fans the "good guys" of baseball?
>>74131277
Who was the "good guy" in this situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va_n43y1big
>>74131222
tmobile is based
tmobile tuesday has gotten me a new era hat for free, plus free shit like subway and some tshirt and a few other things
>>74131345
And hopefully like last year free At Bat Premium again
>>74131412
nah man are you blind they upped their game to free mlbtv premium last season, which comes with atbat premium
just atbat would be alright I guess, at least you get radio, but I'd be pretty bummed if it's not mlbtv premium again
>>74131345
I've had tmobile since 2004, and I haven't heard about this until now. What else am I missing out on. Is there a T-Mobile hooker that comes to your house and sucks you off for free?
>>74131457
Oh right that too. Damn that was good.
>>74131471
get the tmobile tuesdays app senpai
free shit every tuesday
the stuff isn't as good generally as it was for the first few weeks of the app, but still good. right now there's a $25 coupon thing to restaurants.com, those type of things always come with minumum spending requirements, probably, but still an alright deal. they did stubhub a couple times in the first few weeks which was great
>>74129325
>ok idiot, why the fuck did you change sponsors to a red down arrow?
>Mr. Reinsdorf, they offered to pay more than us cellular
>good job
thats exactly what happened
>rags
>>74130703
you cant stop me
>>74131517
Well I mean US Cellular isnt even a thing anymore.
Speaking of mobile carriers TMobile and Verizon pretty much raped everyone else. And now Tmobile is raping Verizon for sports like baseball with free MLB tv and stuff.
>rags
>>74131615
>rags
>>74131615
Wrong
>>74131650
>rags
>>74126059
For me, it's Dae-Sung Koo
>>74131644
>>74131650
>>74131668
>>74131676
I'll get to you filth later after I'm finished watching the Mavs game.
>>74131703
>mavs
>>74131703
>mavs
>>74131721
>>74131711
>>74131676
>>74131650
>>74131644
Can texas teams do anything right?
>>74131732
>cows
>>74131711
>>74131721
Won a championship more recently than the Rockets, Crapters, or Seattle's non-existent NBA franchise.
>>74131763
literally no one gives a shit about any team not named Warriors or Cavaliers
>>74131763
>I measure a franchises worth in past championships because I'm a geriatric living in history
>>74131781
t. Adam Silver
>>74131781
nowadays yea but the mavs were the good guys when they won the title.
>>74131781
But that's wrong anon. I give a shit about the Bulls.
>>74131792
thx for the unintentional defense m8
>>74131805
no you dont
why would you lie about this?
>>74131812
>i measure a franchises worth in positive thinking because they have literally never won a championship
Not even a >rags fan but why the bully?
>rags rags rags rags riggiddy rags
>>74131815
But I keep watching wade, Williams, Mirotic, Gibson, et al suck
>>74131820
>real rags fans
>positive thinking
KEK
don't fall for the tripfriend/falseflagger
>>74131857
deep down anon, you know you dont actually care
you only care about baseball
What will be the last team to win a World Series? Assume the Expos + another expansion team as well.
>>74131881
The Rays will move before they win
>>74131881
Memeiners and lastros
>>74131875
Damn. You're peering into my soul.
>>74131881
Do you guys think we'll live to see a day where every franchise has won a WS?
>>74131881
Rays, Brewers, other team with no payroll
>>74131832
They fear us because we are strong and they are weak.
>>74131832
because the rags fanbase are fans of a shit team who think they are a good team
yankee fans are annoying but when they say 27 rings you really cant argue. Rags fans think they are one of the elite AL teams because they have had a good run in a weak division and now believe they are a successful franchise when in reality they are just as sad as any other ringless team
>>74132228
t. meek scared tiny man
>not an original franchise
>no WS wins
>horrible playoff record
>stole a franchise from another city
>best players in team history are steroid users, degenerate druggies, murderers, and gay rapists
The >rags have no redeeming qualities. How could any decent human possibly be a
>Texans
Oh yeah
>>74132242
>scared of the Rangers
this is exactly what i mean
no one is scared of the rangers. They completely embarrassed themselves the last two times they made the WS and have embarrassed themselves the last two seasons against the jays. And im not talking about simply losing, but terrible, pathetic choke jobs.
Any fan of any playoff team would gladly face the Rangers over another team yet Ranger fans cant seem to see that
>>74132228
>tfw can't make fun of Kershaw anymore
>they're not showing the caribbean series final because of some divegrass game
What are the odds it was a white kid that beat him up? The incident is said to have stemmed from them bumping into each other? .5%? .05%?
>>74132228
>>74132288
>Banter hurts my feelings
>>74132459
who the fuck cares
How do you feel about this?
Also rosters come out tomorrow
>>74132472
what makes you think my feelings are hurt?
just answering that guys question about why the rags are shit
>>74132484
>literal savages make everywhere on earth that they gather into shitholes
>lol why does it matter?
T. Shitskin
>>74132488
>That extra innings rule
>>74132488
>Starting with men on 1st and 2nd
this sounds like something the AL would try to implement
>>74132531
Don't give those freaks any ideas
>>74132531
The NL lets the equivalent of toddlers bat in the 9th spot
>>74132562
And just let some lazy ass get to hit and not do anything?
Fuck that shit
Which reminds me, why did David Ortiz retire? It's not like hitting seemed like something strenuous
>>74132562
The AL lets the equivalent of a biggest loser contestant bat in the lineup.
>>74120902
What do you guys talk about when its not baseball season?
>>74132624
>AL vs NL
>>Rags
>3-1
>A BIG RED DOWN ARROW
oh, the usual.
>>74132606
If hitting isn't hard why doesn't any pitcher do it good
>inb4 webm of career .170 "hitter" fluking into a meatball
>>74132674
My team's pitcher bats 8th
>>74132562
>The NL lets
No, the pitcher logically takes his own hacks at the plate , seeing as he is one of the nine men on the FIELD
>pic related is a """"""""position"""""""" in the arcade league
>>74132624
The Dallas Cowboys
>>74132666
I didn't say it was hard, just it's not strenuous
David Ortiz can just walk up to the stadium and hit
He never has to touch the field really
>>74132686
>>74132722
I...What is this supposed to be?
>>74132735
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tips-fedora
>>74132624
post on NFL general
Don't mind us, the superior league coming through
>older league
>no DH
>better pitching
>better hall of famers
>better announcers
>better stadia
>better expansion teams
>no canadians
>no texans
>>74132765
>No Canadians
>No Texans
feels good.
>>74132765
>lillies
>better league
10/10 got me to reply
>>74132786
>Whos
>>74132786
>whos
>rags
>>74132765
>responsible for California baseball
This renders your argument null and void
>>74132818
>>74132823
>Whos still finished better than half the NL
>>74132852
>responsible for A FUCKING LEAF
>>74132860
Its part of the art
>>74132886
More like the nl is just garbage
i like baseball
>>74133092
delete yourself my man
>>74131615
Wrong
>>74133092
same desu
freeee baseball
Any oldfags still around?
I'm talking from the Mauer/Neon Deion/Pirate Captain days
>>74133125
>>74133274
>>74133125
>>74133274
>>74133283
>pr scores
>mexicans boo
lel
>>74133283
mexishits
B
T
F
O
now wtf am I gonna watch until march?
>>74132674
>I want my pitchers taking more plate appearances than they need to
>>74133348
spring training starts this month senpai
>>74132686
My team's pitcher bats cleanup.
>>74133358
>workouts
oh boy
>>74133364
>My team's catcher bats leadoff
OFFICIAL /MLB/ POSTER POWER RANKINGS
FEBRUARY 2017 EDITION
>Anonymous posters with a US flag
Power gap
>MMR
>TY
>Nico
>Chink chong
Autism gap
>DG
Stupidity gap
>anonymous posters with a Canadian flag
Retardation gap
>mo'lester
>tiki
FUCK THE GAYNGERS
>>74132488
>>74132531
>The new extra-inning format will allow for each manager to select two consecutive batters from anywhere in their respective lineup to start the 11th on first and second base. The next batter in the lineup would then be the batter that starts the inning at the plate. Once those players/runners are determined for the 11th inning, the order of any subsequent innings will be determined by how the previous inning ended. That is, if the 11th inning ends with the #6 hitter having the last official at bat, then the 12th inning begins the #7 hitter at bat, and the #5 hitter at 2B and the #6 hitter at first base.
>Each team will begin the 11th inning (and any subsequent necessary extra innings) with a player on first and second, no outs.
>The teams have the option of beginning the 11th inning anywhere in the existing batting order that was in effect when the 10th inning ended. Note that this is not a new lineup (just potentially a different order), and it may very well be the same lineup that ended the 10th inning. The rationale for doing so is to ensure that both teams have an equal chance at having what they consider to be their best hitters and base runners in a position to score in the 11th inning.
>For example, if the team decides to have the #1 hitter in the lineup hit first, then the #8 hitter will be placed at 2B and the #9 hitter will be placed at 1B. Furthermore, if the team decides to have the #3 hitter in the lineup hit first, then the #1 hitter would be at 2B and the #2 hitter would be at 1B.
>Once those players/runners are determined for the 11th inning, the order of any subsequent innings will be determined by how the previous inning ended. That is, if the 11th inning ends with the #6 hitter having the last plate appearance (PA), then the 12th inning begins the #7 hitter at bat, and the #5 hitter at 2B and the #6 hitter at first base.
>>74133400
>NO UT FAGGO TRANSFER
>>74133400
Thanks anon, I try my best to make this board a better place :)
>>74133419
I've never seen you outside of /cfb/
I'm guessing you're just as big of a faggot here as there
>>74133441
Yeah, I don't actually post here, but I wanted to bully the Rangers (who fucking suck btw)
>>74133376
I'm pretty sure the marlins fucking pulled that shit last season with realmuto when gordon was suspended
>>74133376
>>74133458
Jason Kendall used to hit leadoff for the Pirates and A's
>>74133400
I have seen one or two decent Canadian posters
>>74133490
steroid era anomalies don't count
>>74133410
>The new extra-inning format will allow for each manager to select two consecutive batters from anywhere in their respective lineup to start the 11th on first and second base. The next batter in the lineup would then be the batter that starts the inning at the plate.
so you can start every inning with two men on and your best hitter? thats ridiculous
>>74133495
That's true, there are some intelligent ones. But I was going by average post quality.
>>74133400
Thanks anon
>>74133509
I think it doesn't reset after the 11th
So if you go 123 in the 11th, 4 hits leadoff in the 12
>>74133535
Na I'm pretty sure they mean every inning
>>74133400
Why don't we force the Blue Jays to move somewhere down here so Canada won't bother us again?
>>74133535
Yeah, and 2 &3 will be on base regardless of the last inning's results
>>74133542
>>74133509
this guys right, it doesnt reset
>>74133535
>>74133542
>Once those players/runners are determined for the 11th inning, the order of any subsequent innings will be determined by how the previous inning ended. That is, if the 11th inning ends with the #6 hitter having the last plate appearance (PA), then the 12th inning begins the #7 hitter at bat, and the #5 hitter at 2B and the #6 hitter at first base.
>>74133554
Okay that makes sense.
Kinda interested in this shit now, I wanna see this.
>>74133546
They can move to Las Vegas for the memes, the Astros can move to the AL central, and the Indians can move to the AL east
>>74133580
Na Astros need to shit on the Gayngers
>>74133585
That's what the ALDS is for, dummy
Regardless though, they'll beat the rangers this year by 5+ games
I wonder if leafs in Montreal or even Vancouver are just as bad or if its just the leafs in Toronto
>>74133597
>or even Vancouver
China doesnt care about baseball
>>74133611
You'd be surprised, look at the crowd in giants or mariners games there's plenty of Asians
>>74133565
https://youtu.be/uG0QTFRuMJE?t=14412
Anyone else catch this
>beating the Rangers a few times in the regular season is the equivalent of winning the World Series to Mariners and Astros fans
>>74133632
damn, those taiwanese are going nuts
tfw you missed the inaugural premier12 and will have to wait until 2019 for the next one
>>74133634
>Someone gets paid to have shitty opinions like this
>>74133644
Really think these things need to be closer together
I kinda think a problem with the WBC is between those 4 years everyone forgets about it
Do A's or Angels fans even exist?
>>74133652
As definitely. Angels no. There are trout fans though
>>74133650
They're gonna die out if baseball continues to get picked up by the Olympics.
im not gonna make it lads
still two months
>>74133650
how could someone forget what they never knew existed?
they need to fucking advertise this somewhere other than mlb network
>>74133676
Pitchers and Catchers soon
Baby steps
Garmanarnar
>>74133687
based marlins
>>74133680
This.
Why the FUCK is it on MLB Network of all places? I'm sure ESPN wouldn't mind having something on in March besides the NIT.
>>74133687
>A whole in the wall, where the men can see it all
>>74133674
Not really since this is the only one with MLB players, despite how big of a stretch it is to say that
>>74133680
ESPN had it but even then it's hard to drum up interest when the best aren't playing
>>74133687
>only one dot under the median deviation
Who said money doesn't buy championships?
>>74133702
>median
>>74133696
ESPN did have it but they gave it up
I wonder why?
Probably because the US did shit in it
>>74133698
They should do it like hockey.
How do the asian countries field team? Don't that have all their players in their leagues?
>>74133719
What do you mean?
They do
>>74133719
but when espn had it the best were playing. 2006 team was almost as good as possible. 2009 wasn't as good but still better than 13 and this one
>>74133729
for >>74133698
>>74133719
what are you even saying
>>74133729
Man fuck Dontrelle Willis